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I punch my retarded sister sometimes. She can't tell my mother anyway...

there was this retarded boy in our class and we used to go to his home as friends to steal his toys and candy. Actually, he knew it cause he caught us sometimes, but he never dared to tell us on, cause he was afraid that he will lose his friends.
I feel so proud of myself!

There was a retarded girl in our class in middle school and we used to spit on her and paint her face with alcohol based ink. We wrote 'stupid' and 'kick me' on her face and then we all kicked her in the butt.
She was just crying and making stupid sounds and movements.
I feel so shit about it whenever I remember this...kids are cruel.

moar

I tied my brother's ankles and wrists with zipties and kicked him :/

Once a retarded kid stared at me on the bus for a really fucking long time, with those ugly retarded eyes and face. When his mother didn t watch, I pulled his fucking hair and then walked away while he started screaming.

ME and 4 other guy's all shared a cabin for a school trip. Anyways we hogtied this once kid and beat the shit out of him and left him outside and it started to hail. No one could hear him screaming for help because they where all in this other building doing camp stuff haha becase it was storming out...we dident even get in trouble

There's a right way to rock and wrong way to roll
you can just listen to your soul

So, I'm an eppy.

The kids at school used to pull the hood of my school jumper over my head and spin me around 'til I had a fit. Then stand around me laughing.

Yeah, I've never done anything bad to anyone. Well, not unless they deserved it.

One time this retarded kid threw a dictionary at the back of my head. It hurt ;_;

I put some shit I found in my grandmother's medicine cabinet in this down's sydrome guy's milk who the teachers made us let him sit with us. He had a heart attack and died. Nobody ever found out.

>>30934217
Oh wait.. wait.. I remember now. I actually did something pretty horrific.

My mother was suffering from severe constipation when I was at school, and I was getting sick of being constantly trolled and all that.

Soooo... I took a couple of packets of my mothers super-laxatives, and ground them up in my room. I took them to school the next day in a plastic bag, along with a piece of wire mesh and a wrench.

So I went to the boys drinking taps during one of my classes, saying that I had to go to the office because I felt ill. Taking up my trusty wrench, I undid the pipe leading to the drinking trough/drinking fountains, placed a nice bowl of mesh in there, put the ground up laxatives inside and then covered that up with another layer of mesh and finally re-attatched the pipe.

Hoh-oh... Fun was to be had. Sure, I copped a bit of flak for drinking from the girls drinking fountains, but I feel it was a good tradeoff.

Unfortunately I was undone near the end of the day, when a teacher appeared carrying my bag and holding a sheet of laxatives. Should have dumped the evidence.

This kid overheard me and my friend talking about Pokemon GOLD/SILVER by the bike rack. He told me it didnt exist and I said it did. At 3:15 when we were 2-3 blocks away from school I threw a rock at his face and landed it and got called into the b& office the next day.

When I was 14 I beat this redheaded kid with a tennis racket. He went to the ER with a broken nose, a few cracked ribs and a fractured leg. I have NO IDEA how I didn't get in any trouble over it.

Some years ago, I was passing by a retarded person, who was sitting in an electric wheelchair. It was really crowded (department store) and when I walked next to him, I pushed the joystick on his chair! He went ZOOOOOOoooo
straight away in the crowd, pushing and kicking some people on the ground! Everybody blamed him and said "stupid retard" and stuff to him.

When I was at work today (teaching sport to kids) this strange girl came out of nowhere and she started speaking really softly to me whilst rubbing my cock.

Was pretty nice of her.

>>30935627

What a nice gesture. Did you make sure to pay her back kindly?

>>30935141

When I was 14, some kid beat me with a tennis racket. I got a bloody nose, my ribs cracked, and my leg broke. My friend saw it happened and called my mom, then she picked me up and drove to the ER. I didn't want to tell on him because I was afraid he wouldn't be my friend.

this thread is relevant to my interest.

MAOR!

when in middle school, a few acquaintances of mine were sitting towards the exit of the lunchroom, towards the end of lunch, a retarded kid named Jared walked up to them and held out his hand, so they gave him hot peanuts, he started screaming and flailing his hands around his ears. Pretty damn funny stuff.

Believed to have been filmed in June 2006, the DVD shows twelve boys - all aged under 18 - making chlorine bombs, harassing a homeless man, throwing eggs at taxi drivers, participating in fights at local parties, and also shows media coverage of incidents that they claim to have been involved in.[2] Most controversially, the footage depicts the group assaulting and humiliating a 17-year-old girl, who has a condition described by The Age as a "mild development delay". Several of the boys were filmed urinating on the girl, setting her hair on fire, forcing her to participate in sexual activity, and also throwing items of her clothing into the Werribee River, where the incident took place. During this time, one boy approaches the camera and states, "What the fuck, she's the ugliest thing I've even seen." The girl had previously communicated with two of the boys using MSN Messenger, and had arranged to meet them at a Werribee shopping centre; when she arrived, the group of twelve walked with her to the Werribee River.

>>30935934
If you read that in a certain way, it actually comes out like a good review.

bump for moar

>>30934254
sorry that anna was me, year 11 german

This is how they tortured us one day. Anyways, at my HS they used to have all the retards sit at one table. There was this one blond retard, and he always wore these huge fake gold and platinum necklaces. HUUUGE! Anyways, there is like 10-14 of them on any given day. Well, one day, the blond retard sits next to one of the girl retards. The most hideous and obviously retarded of them all. Anyways, I guess the retard teacher thought something was wrong with the "queen we-talld" because of her facial expression or something. Upon further investigation the "ghetto tard" was found fingering the queen tard. In the middle of lunch.

I actually works as a teacher to retarded kids.

Thought I could take anything /b/ gave me.

Turns out I was wrong.

Laughed at gore, fapped to CP and raep. But this thread...You are fucking monsters and deserve to get killed slowly.

there was a kid who wasnt really retarded but we tried to tell him that he was, we use to draw swastikas all over his shit and call him a nazi and stab him with pencils during class, he had a hot sister who i fingerbanged on a bus during a school trip. she was my girlfriend and she never tried to stop me from fucking around with him

>>30935934

ZOMG TORRENT PLZ

This one slow kid was desperate for friends, so he came to my actual friend's house and said he'd give anyone 5 dollars to come hang out with him. I asked for more and he gave it to me. I also asked for Pokemon cards and Gameboy/N64 games and he also gave them to me. I never went back.

>>30934902
haha
oh lawd!

sum retard and his retard friend were beating my friend up... it was lunch time so obviously no teachers around or anythin.
and i remembered that my friend brought a baseball bat to school that day, i found it and swung at those mother fuckers to shit. one got a shattered kneecap and the other i broke three bones in his arm.
*giggles*

>>30937332
welcome to /b/
guess it s been not too long since you joined us.

in my high school there was a kid who broke his leg checking the mail, everyday durning lunch he would call his mom a jock friend of mine (pitcher of the baseball team) whould throw oranges and cumquats at him at full speed across the lunch area and ask him if he could talk to his mom and fuck her while he was on the phone. he also once droped a 30yr old retard on his head who was working a food donationstand because he called him gay. that kids dad use to hit him and his mom was a bitch

>>30937332
Personally, I laugh at gore, fap to CP and raep, and lol'd hard at this thread. What challenge is next, /b/?

I had a retarded girlfriend for a while. Just mildly retarded, but very gullible and starved for affection. She was hot though. Very hot.
It started out as a couple of nice gestures and I really don't know what I was looking for. She asked me if I wanted to "do something" with her late one night, I was horny, so I took the bait.

Then it got worse. Because she'd do anything I told her. I fucked her whenever I wanted. I made her gag on my cock. I fucked her in the ass. Sometimes she'd protest, but I'd just insist and she'd agree.

After a while I just stopped caring. I pissed on her, made her walk on all fours naked, eat out of a bowl on the floor. I made her blow me after I stuck it in her ass, with bits of shit still on there. And she hated it.

Evil it may have been. But that was the most satisfying seven months of my life, /b/.

>>30937332
children are more defenseless then retards also retards are as human as us they deserve to be shit on just like us

>>30937834
anon lies pic of said girl

>>30937938

Uh-uh. Not that there aren't any. I just don't feel like having the cops outside my door.

When I cleanse the human race, /b/, many of you will be the first to go you sick fucks :[

>>30938066
u think that retarded girl goes on b? just block out ur face

>>30937834

The best thing about it though, is that HER mum sees me as some kind of hero. For dating her retarded daughter, taking care of her and giving her presents.

I still get a card every fucking Christmas.

>>30938066
Because all of /b/ is FBI, and consensual sex just don't go down in these parts -_-

>>30938143

> u think that retarded girl goes on b?

/b/'s ability to identify people never ceases to amaze me. There will be no pics.

I remember that some of my classmates always bullied a fat girl in our class. She was somewhat down syn. as well, but not too much.
The boys always said rude jokes to her and every time when they were teasing her, she started praying to god loudly and grabbed her medalion.
One day when the teasing went really far, she was crying like hell and started praying, but one of the boys jumped to her and teared the medal from her neck. She was outrageous when the boys played cat with it and then flushed it in the toilet. We never saw her again.

Holy shit, dudes...

There was this retarded black kid, who thought he was tough, and thought he was a gangster. We would constantly get him started, and he wouldn't stop cussing until the teachers came in and dragged him out.

What would really piss him off is if we talked about his mother.

One day, he finally punched me in the face, and got dragged out by the teachers and lunchroom people as per usual... He disappeared after that.

We found out the next year that he had killed himself. Whether we caused it or not, I can't say, but we definately contributed.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>30938066
excuses excuses, post pics or GTFO

>>30937834
I came.

>>30937702

A sweet little year it has been.

Not that I don't see the inherent hypocrisy of my post, or for that matter me being here.

There's one of the kids who loves gangsta rap. The irony of trying to teach him not to use nigger to black people, then going online after work and using the very same word...

I hate retarded people. They all should have been aborted, or sent to some institution away from the rest of us. Honestly, if I found out I was going to die tomorrow, the first thing I would do is find the locations of all the retarded people in the area and brutally murder them. No, not raep loli or get high, kill retards. Fuck I hate them.

Best thread evar.

>>30938206
we can only identify if the file name is obvious, or there are clues. The otehr cases are staged.

>>30938373
You're going to die tomorrow.

>>30938470
FUCK YEAH

brb imma go kill retards in the name of /b/.

>>30938545

Kill them in your own name, kthx?

>>30938661
Who is you to speak for /b/?

ebaumsworldsentchaaamirite

hate is overflowing this thread!

>>30938737
>>30938661
people that need to lurk moar

I find retards annoying because if natural selection were allowed to take place they'd all of died, but thats the same reason I find a lot of people annoying and its hypocritical because if I was a retard or had a retard in my family I wouldn't think that of them.

I remember that one day I saw a retarded couple.
The guy was more or less normal, but the girl was awsome! They were sitting on a bench in a park and tried to get romantic! I set just next to him and I could hardly controll myself from laughing like fucking hell! It was somewhat beautiful to see those two piles of human trash as they tried to feel like real humans!
haha! I must laugh!

i was in high school, about tenth grade, and was selling a sawn off .177 pellet rifle to a friend. another friend, "pete", wanted to see it. so i pulled it out of my locker (yeah, this was pre-columbine), and looked at it. i showed him how hard it was to cock due to having a 2" long barrel.

this retarded girl started walking down the hall, and pete stuffed a pellet in the breech. he levelled it at her and fired. the pellet actually ricocheted off the floor (lol marksmanship), then we saw the hair on top of her head (which was pulled back at the time) go POOF.

TLDR; a guy named pete came about 2" away from shooting a retarded girl in the face with a pellet gun.

Did people actually bully the retards with whom they were forced to attend school? In my experience it was the other way round because the retards were always older, bigger and much stronger than we were. One day some bright lad pointed out that the pit traps he'd seen in old Warner Bros. cartoons could easily be made to work on a retard AND HE WAS PROVEN RIGHT. We left the retard in the hole for several hours.

>>30937332
morality is relative

ITT we're retarded.

Incoming epic:

In the 8th grade, there was this black retarded kid I knew named Lee Halloway. He brought his Pokemon cards to lunch.

Well one day, he had taken all his rares out of his binder and held them in one hand while eating. He had a big bowl a gravy. He stared at the gravy, and started playing with it. He would take handfuls out and flick it around.

He started laughing to himself and smashed a gravy filled hand into the Pokemon card hand.

SILENCE.

He started screaming, "MAH POKEMONS!!!!!!!!! DAD!!!!!!!!!!! MAH POKEMONS!!!! DAD HELP!!!!"

He grabbed all these napkins and tried to wipe them down as the whole lunchroom laughed.

He ran to this lunchlady and said "MY CHANSEY!!!!!!!!!11 HOLOGRAPHICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC *vomit*"

Never saw him again aftre 8th grade.

>>30939006
"Would have", not "would of", you retard.

>>30939201
dude thats fuken awesome

>>30939201
holy shit


this is a warranted epic

>>30939300
I don't recall typing would of or would have in that post at all... maybe you should read it again?

>>30939300
>>30939443
pwnt? ._.

>>30939006

*They'd all have died
as opposed to
They'd all of died

No biggy, just some dude nitpicking your grammer and shit. THE MORE YOU KNOW, MOTHERFUCKER.

One day on Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I heard you like Mudkips..."

"Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS."

"O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a Mudkips') "OF COURSE."

"Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and."

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

>>30939443
They'd = contraction of they would.

I guess the fact that I didn't use your EXACT wording just threw you for a loop.

>>30935761

When I was 14, some kid beat me with a tennis racket. I got a bloody nose, my ribs cracked, and my leg broke. My friend saw it happened and called my mom, then she picked me up and drove to the ER. I didn't want to tell on him but i pissed in his drink the next day.

i don t know if it s true or not, but I heard that there was a school in america, where even the teachers maltreated the retarded students.
they made stupid tests for them and made them the laughingstock of the class. the best was that the retards couldn t ask for help from anyone, cause even the teachers beat and bullied them. If they told their parents, the teachers denied and it worked well for pretty long. But when some kids killed themselves, other kids started to talk and the fun was over.

But there was some really nasty shit going there!
The teachers and the students not only bullied the retards, but also made everyhing possible to break them and made them animals. Like made them eat from the floor, were forbidden to talk english, constantly beaten, humiliated and stuff. Wish I could be there...!

>>30939201
Not epic, but I lol'd hard. I'm ashamed to say that I lol'd at a lot of the posts, but I'm proud too.

I have never lowered myself to torturing my fellow man. I simply see no point to inflicting physical or emotional harm upon someone who has nothing I want.

>>30939006
retards actually give normal people an evolutionary advantage, as they strengthen the pack instincts in the people around them. It is us inhuman /b/-tards who are a threat. In the current society, selfishness and egoism can be tolerated, even helpful if it diverts energy into capitalism. At all other times in history, /b/tards would be left in the forest while retards would be kept.

>>30939733

Get The Fuck Out of my /b/!

last year we made a very big electro magnet out of a filing cabinet (one of the old ones so it was all metal) and pushed some kid onto it

I once convinced a jew that they did wtc

My brother is autistic. He lives in a group home.

Last week he went up to the fence on his property. A big black man with gold teeth, recently released from jail, was passing by. My brother said "candy, candy, candy" as he sometimes does. The man replied, "WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME? I AIN'T NO FAGGOT." He punched my brother in the face.

The police wouldn't do anything because the man was on public property and there were no marks.

>>30939977
I also fucked your brother, but I wiped the cum out of his asshole with a paper towel.

>>30939617

I call bullshit

I don t know the full story, cause it s been a long while, but i know there was this strange girl who we always bullied.
I don t even know what things we did to her, but it was horrible.
I can only remember her crying

"NO!STOP!MAMA HELP! THE BOYS ARE HURTING ME!"

and I can see her twisted face even now. I don t know why we did it, but I can still hear her crying.
It was fun, after all.

One time a retarded kid jumped on my back, and groped my neck.
I threw him off.
Later on he told me he was trying to do the Xena neck chop thingy to me.
Fuckin creepy.
We should Euthanize them

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>>30939300
I LOVE YOU

I'm.. Fapping.. So.. Fucking.. HARD.

Not only retard-torture can be funny!

It is also very funny when you read stories about abused children, domestic violance and other stuff.
if you have stories about tortured and abused children -retarded or not- share!

We should all have a good laugh, as we are superior than retards and children!

There wasn't any retards at my school, is there a shitload of retards in America or something?

Well, I didn't really bully retards, mostly because they scared the everliving shit out of me.

There was this one retard that looked like that fucking bug from men in black. the one in the human suit. Walked and talked like him, too.
bleeargh.

>>30940353
I think we all know the answer to that one.

>>30937834
I wish I was in this situation so badly.

I'm not a retard, but the kids at school always treated me like one, and bullyed and beat me up, this went on for 4 years. Nowdays I have Schizophreniform disorder, Schizoid personality disorder, Paranoid personality disorder , Antisocial personality disorder, Avoidant personality disorder and I'm afraid of crowds.

>>30940599
I LOL'D.

who has ever heard of a nerd bulying anyone?

>>30940599
>Antisocial personality disorder
you're a psychopath? wtf?

the buss i used to catch on my way to work used to be literately full of retards on two runs , they use them as slave labor in the nursery's in the area , cheap strong labor , . i used to make sure that i did not catch the buss during those times , ... i hate breathing the air around them

invicta 679 bus , drops them all off in Mt Eveylen , Victoria, Australia, if anyone who lives local would like to suffer

I hate retards. So much. SO FUCKING MUCH. But I was with this girl who was slightly down synd.. We slowly worked up to me being able to kiss her.

She had the coolest personality though and you couldn't really tell that she was down. Anyway. It stuck in my mind alot, but sometimes it went and things were fine.

Half way through our first time fucking while I was massaging her tit and she was bouncing on my lap, I threw her off onto the bed in disgusting and went and threw up in the shower.

I act like a retard because I have no social skills, but in truth I am psychopathic and very intelligent. I carry around with me a sache naga pepper powder and tabasco fire sauce, a small well sharpenned crescent knife, some needles and razor sharp vigilance. Whenever someone even attempts to insult me I get a sudden rush of excitement, I stand still for a while to prepare, placing the needle between my middle and ring finger and taking the tabasco sauce out of my back pocket and unscrewing it. I start with a distraction like making a weird noise or saying something completely random like "penetrate my rectum" in a squeaky annoying voice, sometimes I do a front kick just to keep them the distance needed to throw some hot sauce or naga dust in their face. I use sauce instead of pepper spray because it is easy to dispose of and cheaper... I usually attack groups but I only need to attack the "alpha male" in order to make my point. With my advantage I rugby tackle him to the ground, if it appears I cannot do so a few repeated stabs with the needle in my fist is enough to incapacitate him. Once he is on the floor I discard the needle and begin dropping bombs (repeated punching whilst on top of the opponent). I then get up and leave as if nothing happenned. Hide the evidence and if he ever presses charges I deny that it ever happenned, I constantly tell my parents and teachers that I am being bullied and whenever someone complains that I have assaulted them I have a plethora of character witnesses to back me up. I cause an enormous amount of pain, I say to them "I have the power to ruin your night, apologise" and in their arrogance they continue to belittle me, they are literally asking for me to cause them excrutiating agony and I enjoy it. Sometimes I just go around dressed like a total retard and say stupid shit in order to find a nice sociopath to torture. I fucking love it!

>>30940633
anonymous is a great liar

I am part Russian, part German, and part Welsh, so i have a red skin complection. I was picked on by most kids in all the schools i went to from pre-k till 8th or 9th grade. The bullying stopped abruptly when i broke a kids arm for fucking with me

>>30940726
Was the that shit really worth the copy/paste?

>>30937834
and now im hard as hell

we didn't have any retarded people in our class but there was a separate school that used to come up for break and play in our yard, well one day me and the guys were playing football and i kicked the ball so damn hard it went out of our pitch and bounced off a metal support for the door and rebounded into this retarded kids smiley face. i turned around with a wtf/lol face and everyone else was cracking up.

>>30940718
..*in disgust

>>30940718
you can't be slightly Downs Syndrome, you either have it or you don't.

hehe...I started this thread and to tell the truth, I bumped it sometimes to make it run.
but now I m happy to see so many fellows and reading the stories -truth or false.

well, then, MOAR please!

>>30940697
Pretty much yeah, I can keep it somewhat under control with my medications

back in elementary school there was the nigger kid named jarvin jones, he was a bit slow in the head and wore a hearing aid..

every day at recess i would run up behind him and push him down this hill once he rolled to the bottom i then usually kicked him in the head or punched him repeaditly in the face..

and no i am not lying, i was a violent kid lol...

i would sometimes flip for no reason, once in sunday school this christian pissed me off (christians are retarded) for saying ketchup was the worst tasting food in the world.. at that i flew into a violent rage and blacked out, next thing i remember is coming to and i had him leaned over an open bathroom door slammin the door open then closed on him...

While heading toward the bus stop we would grab as many newspapers lying in the yard as we could. Then once we arrived at the bus stop we would throw them at this retarded kid, trying to aim for the head and giving each other points for hits.

head - 5
body - 2
legs - 1

>>30940726
Psychopaths should be euthanized as well
Freak

retards are the gore jokes of nature.

if you laughed even just once on any of these stories, you will be cursed.

your children will be suffering from down synd.
CURSE

>>30940633

I was pretty unpopular in school, and I got picked on a lot. But there were a small number of 'cool' kids who genuinely liked me (One of whom I still catch up with regularly to this day). I used to take out my own insecurities on the kids who were even less popular than I was.
I also gained a bit of respect when I smashed a kid's face into a pole and broke his nose, for picking on me.

>>30940697
its called a Sociopath you dumb nigger. Lurk moar

>>30940633
Cancer

shit, must go to sleep now---

can t we saw this thread?

just so fucking funny!!

that is the BIGGEST lie. you must have a tiny penis

>>30941028

My grandma had downs, so I'm like, quater downs.

>>30941105
ketchup IS the worst food in the world

The easiest strategy to avoid being bullied is to avoid the situation before it develops.I never got hit or bullied.
You just have to look for clues and leave.
(i was extremely nerdy type)

>>30941539
yeah..........

ketchup isn't food, it's sauce.

>>30941287
>>30940816
It wasn't a copy paste, I just typed it out casually also if everyone was a psychopath everyone would be a lot more polite. Think about it, who is the real criminal here? They decided to dehumanise me so I served as judge, jury and executioner to their crime and reduced all the pain they asked for to just a few convenient seconds.

Seriously, are Americans so fucking violent or something? I can't recall any beating ups and there was rarely any bullying.

>>30941539

If I'm not mistaken, Downs is an extra chromosome or something. If you have it, you've got Downs and if you don't have it you (Almost certainly) don't have Downs. You've either got Downs Syndrome or you haven't

>>30941793
Hello, your on 4chan you know, half this is the sick imagination of your fellow /b/tards (whether they admit it or not)

Oh goddamn these stories remind me of my days at school.

We had this kid that was an aborted fetis that lived. He stubs for arms and legs. His legs cut off about at the middle of the shin and they were pointed so he looked like a crab. That kid was fucking creepy. I personally wished that he was dead so he wouldn't suffer.

>>30941793
Not only americans.Most countries have plenty of violent
people.You're probably from europe.

>>30941539
lol
I don't get it, downs syndrome is where you have 1 extra chromosone, so they're not human right?

>>30941896
I require a picture of this phenomenon.

>>30934254

holy shit.. someone did that to me too

was in grade 7... now the kid that did it is a pedophile, has 3 kids (got his first when he was 16) and is maybe going to prison soon

>>30940599
Same here lol, also you forgot to mention the worst of all things, you're a /b/tard.

>>30941896
Or wish that his lazy ass mom was forced to go through with the pregnancy?

alright well we used to have to share a bus with a bunch of retards (going to work at sunnyfield, one of those retard communes) on our way home from school. some of them would run up and down the bus like fucking toddlers, screaming and slapping people on the back of their heads and just saying stuff that generally made no sense. one shitty, rainy day me and my friend were sitting at the back of the bus watching this guy with downs syndrome swing on the bars of the bus while he was talking to these two chicks. they mustve said something that excited him because he started running up and down the isle of the bus screaming "SEXY! SEXY!". it was at the end of a shitty day, and i dont really have an excuse but i was just in the worst mood and me and my friend thought it would be kinda funny so i moved seats to sit behind these girls. on his next lap to the front of the bus i stuck my leg out into the isle and tripped him. on his way down he tried to grab something to stop his fall but grabbed one of the girls hair and brought her down with him. he landed on the side of one of the bus seats and blood started pouring out of his nose and mouth and he started screaming. the girl whos hair he had grabbed was on the floor also, looking very embarassed. he continued to scream and kick until the bus driver stopped the bus to see what the problem was. when he came up the back to try and help the retarded guy up, he punched the bus driver in the face and started screaming again. the bus driver ended up throwing him off the bus in the rain and me and my friend laughed all the way home. win?

used to call him moonman

if youre reading this moonman, sorry

>>30941972
They are still humans, they are just technically mutants. Having more or less chromosomes does not change your species, just your development.

Taco Bell tortures retards. They make them take peoples orders so they can feel important but it just gives people laughs. Especially since the cat pulls his pants up way up high and he's really fat so he looks like a muffin.

>>30942060
moonman here,
fuck you

>>30942054

I don't know what actually happened. He might've been aborted or born premature. Either way he's fucking creepy.

>>30942015
I don't have any pictures of him and if I did take a picture I would probably melt into a pile of slag due to the evil that I captured in a frame.

>>30941972
Yes and no, chromosomes come in pairs, in the case of downs the last pair has an extra chromosome. But I guess that extra chromosomes only 'count' if you have one or more pairs extra.

Once this retarded girl with epilepsy was sitting in a chair and I started shooting a lazer pointer on the retard book she was reading. She started foaming from the mouth and having convulsions on her desk and I walked away laughing my ass off.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20eWrQl7tLI

look i haven't seen pokemon since Ashe lost the first pokemon league and i lost faith in the power of friendship. WTF is up with teh pokedex's voice. IT turned into a chick WHAT THE FUCK

Futermore, quick replyu, allowing dicks to spam so much more easily

This douchebag once put fiberglass down my back on a school bus. About three weeks later, he was standing near the rear door of the bus (located around the middle) and I hit the emergency open button and pushed him out. We were going about 40 mph, and he landed on grass, but he was still pretty fucked up. The doctors said he most definitely would've died if he'd landed on the road.

And I didn't even get in trouble.

Funny thing is, my timing was random. I had no idea what he was going to land on.. pretty lucky I guess, considering what might've happened if he died.

>>30942058
TOLA WIN

it's not the last chromosome, retard.
get back to med school

>>30942224
figures we all end up here.

>>30937834
i came

I am a psychopath, but I have a more reasonable approach to retards unlike you guys since I am superior.

Seriously, People need to stop being pussies and teach retarded how to be social. I don't care how they look or what they say when they need to say something, it's logical, there is no point in me having a grievance about it and I don't feel anything to begin with because it makes sense.

What makes me want to eviscerate them in public is how they smell and what they say when I really don't need to hear it. They NEVER speak quietly. They need to be taught not to make much noise and keep themselves clean for their own sake aswell as the people around them.

Believed to have been filmed in June 2006, the DVD shows twelve boys - all aged under 18 - making chlorine bombs, harassing a homeless man, throwing eggs at taxi drivers, participating in fights at local parties, and also shows media coverage of incidents that they claim to have been involved in.[2] Most controversially, the footage depicts the group assaulting and humiliating a 17-year-old girl, who has a condition described by The Age as a "mild development delay".[2] Several of the boys were filmed urinating on the girl, setting her hair on fire, forcing her to participate in sexual activity, and also throwing items of her clothing into the Werribee River, where the incident took place. During this time, one boy approaches the camera and states, "What the fuck, she's the ugliest thing I've even seen."[2] The girl had previously communicated with two of the boys using MSN Messenger, and had arranged to meet them at a Werribee shopping centre; when she arrived, the group of twelve walked with her to the Werribee River.

The DVD was edited and produced for distribution among high schools in Melbourne's western suburbs, and was reportedly sold for A$5; it included a section of closing credits which listed the full names of all twelve boys. It was labelled as an R18+ (Restricted) film in reference to the Office of Film and Literature Classification rating system, and included the tagline "Cunt: The Movie is brought to you by the teenage kings of Werribee. No one messes with us, we only mess with them."

It is alleged that the group posted segments of the DVD on YouTube during 2006, with a video entitled Pimp My Wife viewed over 2500 times.[2] On October 25, the video was removed from the website "due to terms of use violation."[3]

On 29 October rumours emerged of a sequel, titled CTM2, which apparently depicts some of the youths involved in the first DVD breaking into houses, smashing property, and defecating into kettles and cups. [4]

Retard's wheelchair fell over and I didn't pick it up.

I wish I had something better! :(

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

when I was in the 6th grade. Me and my friends beat up this autistic kid every day after school. He seemed to not care, since his autistic brain cannot process the pain signals.

I used to do work for a contractor on this construction site in the city, and just like in the cartoons I was carrying this massive plank of wood, it was 8 feet by 6 inches and while I was carrying it across the road to the other site I turned and smacked this guy in a wheelchair on the top of his head. Not sure if he was retarded but it was fucking funny.

>>30942139

Or a penis.

Also, there was a guy at my Tafe called Ti, who only had one hand. We gave him so much stick.

>>30942642


oh lawd is dat sum CP ??

>>30942460
RAPIDSHIT, TORRENT, WHATEVER. need the movie ploxx

>>30942331
Put fiberglass down your back?

There was a retard in a mobility scooter parked across my driveway, and I backed into him.

I think he was ok, but I didn't check... Don't judge me, I was late for work :/

>>30942702
I was looking it up, and apparently there are not any torrents. Prove me wrong though.

>>30942720

Fiberglass # Very fine staple fibers of glass that are spun together; it is used as insulation and for repairs on automobile and truck bodies.

Basically, little bits of glass-like material that itch like hell.

By the way, I didn't feel my revenge was adequate, so there's more to the story. For the next one of these threads, I think.

I was in high school adn i was in a relationship with a girl
that girl had a friend (female) who was somewhat stupid

because i was a virgin and i realy wanted to fuck i call my girl's friend at my place one night

i did terible things to her
i cummed after 10 seconds but after that i realy gave her the big thing
i had watched so many pornos so i practiced everythin on her

and the best part was that see never tell anybody ,so when i fucked my girl i gave her something to remember forever

so......RETARDS ARE LIKE CONDOMS

1)They are chear
2)fuck with them
3)throw them away

I remember when i was in primary, we had the class retard. I don't think that there was anything wrong with him, he was just socially retarded.
Every day, after school, loads of people from school would go down the park, because it was about 3 minuets away from the school. And he came. (His name is jerome.) We were down by the pond, and some of the tougher kids decided it would be funny to steal his bag. And everyone joined in. This quickly turned into bout 15 people kicking and punching him.
Then, we saw his mother running down towards us, with a fucking boomerang in her hand, so we all ran away.
Looking back on it, it was a really harsh beating. Even kids from the year above us joined in. But its ok, we was a bit of a prick.

/r/ing tard porn

there was this retarded boy in our class and we used to go to his home as friends to steal his toys and candy. Actually, he knew it cause he caught us sometimes, but he never dared to tell us on, cause he was afraid that he will lose his friends.
I feel so proud of myself!

When I go to walmart I always go to the register with the retard working at it hand him a 20 and ask for eight $5 bills

/r/ing Cunt: the movie

I was in high school adn i was in a relationship with a girl
that girl had a friend (female) who was somewhat stupid

because i was a virgin and i realy wanted to fuck i call my girl's friend at my place one night

i did terible things to her
i cummed after 10 seconds but after that i realy gave her the big thing
i had watched so many pornos so i practiced everythin on her

and the best part was that see never tell anybody ,so when i fucked my girl i gave her something to remember forever

so......RETARDS ARE LIKE CONDOMS

1)They are chear
2)fuck with them
3)throw them away

well.. im a fucking ginger kid red pubes and all

it fucking sucks. humiliation infront of whole-school assembly with literally hundreds of people screaming 'ginger pubes'

even the teachers were laughing ;-;

This thread sums up everything that's wrong and sick within ourselves

>>30943392

</thread>

eat shit ginger pubes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKqcGyE_WJ8
'cunt the movie' excerpts

Grade 8. There was this retarded girl at school, she didnt looked like a retard or anything, she kinda looked average. She always smiles at everyone and laughs at random times. Me being the pervert I am, I feel her breasts and touch her vagoo during recess. She didnt mind though.

>>30943548
Not as bad as i thought it would be, but they still deserve a kicking.

having ginger pubes owns

THIS THREAD IS EPIC

4chanarchive.org

You know the drill

back in school we had a paraplegic and he had no feeling from his waist down.. including not being able to get an errection... anyway

we pushed him over in the lawn ( he is in a wheelchair ) and turned the sprinklers on... because of him not being used to being upside down with the back of his head on the ground he passed out and nearly died... also he had severe torn skin because he never really leaves his chair...
also his culostomy bag exploded ( which is basicly a tube that goes through his stomach and collects all his poop...

we also stuck sewing needles and pins into his legs while crawling under his desk,

he was hell bad... mega pedobear style guy

>>30943783
He's probably a /b/tard now.

>>30943683

you must never have been bashed/taunted and had your chances with the ladies reduced by 100%

that's what red hair has achieved for me

1. http://4chanarchive.org/
2. click "request interface"
3. type 30933380 into the box
5. once enough people do it, you might find it again on above mentioned website latest after 48 hours
6. ???
7. Profit!!

>>30939733
You're doing it wrong.

>>30937332
>>30938130
>>30939735

Gaia fags are fags

I dropped a 5lbs cinder block on this retarded boy's foot. Cause I felt like it (whos the retard now).

man was I punished for that

Everyone who visits /b/ is retarted, where does this leave us?

>>30943756
1. http://4chanarchive.org/
2. click "request interface"
3. type 30933380 into the box
5. once enough people do it, you might find it again on above mentioned website latest after 48 hours
6. ???
7. Profit!!

>>30934724
UK fag

When I was in highschool I had this black kid in my spanish class named Jaryn or something. Anyway he had some sort of birth defect and his head was massive and he was slow. Not sure if he was retarded, but everytime he walked into class I started laughing. I felt so bad afterward but I couldnt help it. Something about him just made me lol till my face hurt.

Oh god, where do i start...

This kid who had Aspergers was a bit of a pedo... He was looking at some CP on school computers that he saved to a USB. Someone turned the projector on. Havent seen him in a while...

Another story that happened at my cousins school... This one retard had a habit of taking a shit in public. He did it in the middle of this huge open area, when he was done he screamed "I NEED TERLOT PAPER!!!" and launched himself backwards, ass first into someones face. When he was eventually pulled off the kid, there were brown marks all over his face. It took a moment for the smell to hit him.


Finally, a mostly retarded kid (still a nice guy, but still fucked up) had too much to eat too quickly and was going to be sick. Now, he was a pokemon freak, So he screamed "BLASTOISE!" and projectile vomited accross the room

Lulz

>>30935934
I went to school with some of those guys.
Believe me, they're fucking wankers.

>>30938206

ok no facial pics, blurr out her face if needed be, but body pics?

>>30935934
I went to school with some of those guys.
Believe me, they're fucking wankers.

The other day at school I walked into the bathroom near the retarded room to find one of them taking a shit in the stall with the door swung wide fucking open. As soon as I caught site of him, there was an awkward silent moment until he started telling me to tickle him. I walked out a second later, and the fucker comes out after me. He then starts rubbing my friend and telling her to tickle him and whatnot. I lol'd because I KNEW that he hadn't washed her hands, and she had no idea what had happened.

Fuck I hate retards.

There was this retard that used to work in my lunchroom cleaning tables that would talk shit. One day he sprayed everyone at my table with his water bottle so somebody hit him in the face with a lunch tray and stuffed his pockets with ketchup covered french fries.

one time, this retard was whining way too loud about his mom forgetting to send his applejuice with him, so I punched him hard, and my mom got scared, and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air!"

blargh, too tired to finish the lyrics. induring worst Bel Air evarz

>>30940599
>Antisocial personality disorder,
You'd think this would help you be less of a pussy.

>>30937332
Quit being a bitch

>>30940353
I think there are. At my school there were 4, out of 250 of us. Do the math.

>>30946037
Ha ha, oh wow.

i spreaded communism to my school with valor and honor!

>>30937332

Probably lying, but I laughed the hardest at this.

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I AM MENTILLY DEFICENT

MY BRETHREN NAD I TAKE VERBALL AND FISICAL ABUSE FROM YOU FAGS EVRY DAI. WE ARE NOT STOOPID. WE ARE SIMPLE BIDING HOUR TIME.

JARGEMENT IS CALLING. HOUR TIME IS NEERLY AT HAND. RISE UP MY BROTHERS, AGENST THIS TIRRANY!!!

When I was sixteen my girlfriend was a retard. Well, she wasn't really my girlfriend to anybody except her. She insisted I was her boyfriend but I tried to stay as far away from her as possible at first. She wasn't really ugly, not pretty either, just kinda plainish. And she wasn't completely retarded or anything, she was just really slow. Eventually her constant badgering and embarrassing me in front of my friends forced me to actually have a little 'date' with her at which I was going to calmly and quietly explain to her that I was not her fucking boyfriend since each time I told her before that hadn't gotten through her thick skull for some reason.

We had our little 'date' which was nothing more than us walking around town and me buying her some icecream. She clung to my arm like a little fucking girl and wouldn't let go so the date ended up going much longer than I had intended, especially since I couldn't quite figure out how to tell her. At one point we were walking through this shitty little park and I just blurted it out when she tried to ineptly kiss me. Well, blurted, I practically shouted it. The yell took her by surprise and she just stood there in shock for a few seconds before breaking down and BAWLING like a fucking kid. I mean really loud disgusting sobbing and crying, mere seconds after I yelled it had apparently finally been understand by her shitty brain that I wasn't kidding around.

She started crying about how nobody liked her and that she didn't have any friends. I was pretty much the only person who even mildly tolerated her because she was really socially fucked up and she was just plain fucking annoying.

Then I raped her. I raped her in that shitty park and beat the living shit out of her. We were a couple ever since and I would take out my aggression on her sobbing cowering body.

>>30946538
smartest man in this thread.

>>30946624

lol, no you didnt

>>30946770
No, I didn't. But everything before the last couple sentence is true but I got bored. Nothing sexual happened, I tried to comfort her but was actually pretty much annoyed that she had started crying. I walked her home and then she wouldn't approach me anymore while I was with my friends. I wish I had raped her though, I realize what an opportunity I missed. Fuck I was stupid.

>>30946859

how old are you now

>>30946859
22

in before naked down syndrome

Why the hell do they put retarded kids in normal schools? No wonder this kind of shit happens.

When I was about 11 at school, I was still pretty childish and me and some friends used to spend lunch times building chair pyramids. Like, on some tables you stack them up, it sounds lame but it was pretty fun. Built them upto the ceiling, pretty high really

Anyway, we'd usually build them and just kick them down. It was fairly amusing, and we always ran away. Anyway, one day there were only 3 of us doing it, and then some Downs syndrome kid called James walked in. I instantly thought of something hillllarious. So I go upto James, and ask him if he wants to climb our chair pyramid. After a while he decides to do it, he was pretty small and it was pretty hard to collapse the pyramid. Anyway, when he was at the top (I was a weird violent kid) I kicked the bottom layer of chairs and the whole pyramid collapsed. He broke like 4 ribs, both of his arms and his ankle due to landing in a pile of about 25 chairs.

Never got in trouble, I fukken lol when I think about it now. I'm going to hell for sure.

Oh, and this thread is fucking goddamn funny

>>30943548
where's the full movie?

>>30947051
I think you only get put in special schools if you're REALLY fucking retarded. Not retarded enough? Normal school you go to. It helps if their parents are dumbfucks who are like, "OH NO! MY BABY IS GOING TO A NORMAL SCHOOL! SHE'S NOT RETARDED! SHE JUST TAKES A LITTLE LONGER TO DO STUFF!"

lol baseless hate

>>30947120
I would expect to see this kind of thing on LiveLeak, but it's not there. I guess it counts as CP, although I don't know the details behind it

>>30947275
Wtf? They need to "identify" the people? Aren't they selling the DVDs with their names on the fucking thing? I mean, how retarded do they have to be? Do they have to turn themselves in?

Keep the stories running.

>>30947270
It's not really hate. It's a spur of the moment thing.

I don't think I've done anything bad to a retarded kid. Although at my high school, I used to sit with a group of other girls. They seated all the retards at some table across the room. This one in a wheelchair always came over, drooling all over himself, and being really gross.

There was also this nigger tard who, when I had to sit on the other side of the cafeteria, because the usual, tard-free side was full, bothered me. I was sitting near a big group of Mexican boys, and was facing where the nigger tard was sitting. Anyways, as soon as about half the boys got up, some of which were sitting in front of me, the nigger tard suddenly jumps up and steals the chips I was eating. THey fall on the floor, and he quickly grabs them, stuffing them into his pants and taking a seat, chomping them down from his pants.

Another time I saw this tubby retard girl in a wheel chair leaning into a trash can eating stuff out of it.

My school sucked.

like i would keep any retarded friends lol. gtfo.

I killed a retarded baby when I was 9 and told nobody. It was all over the news they thought it was an accident.

I never mistreated anyone. I felt bad when other kids did- my friend was being bullied so I got in the face of the people doing it. They started to fight me and I fought back. My friend simply abandoned me, even though I tried to help him. He turned around and went to class.

I also went through random bullying/being hit. By the way, this was only in middle school.

Once I got into highschool, it stopped.

I learned two things- pick your friends wisely, and go to a gym.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20eWrQl7tLI

>>30947519
-_-

I went into the bathroom one day in 8th grade and there was a retard that had stripped naked to take a shit. He left his clothes draped over the stall door so I grabbed them and threw them out the window.

A few years back we moved house, so I had to join a new school.

We had science, we were all sat at the front, whilst the teacher did some experiment. The class clown turned round to me and asked me if I wanted to see something cool. I just nodded. He lent over to a desk, picked up some scissors and snipped the ear lobe of this guy sat in front of him.

The guy was crying so much, had to go to hospital to have it stitched back up. No one ever knew it was my fault, for some reason the class clown didn't even mention me.

It's all my fault, and I feel so good about it.

>>30947977
looooolllllllllllllllll

>>30947977
You didn't do shit, faggot. Stop trying to take credit for what the class clown did and go kill yourself.

There used to be this guy in a wheel chair that tried to befriend our small group of friends where we hanged out at break and lunch.

He wasn't retarded, but he was pretty damn stupid, he was also a wigga, and had a pirate radio station (played rap, and spoke about the injustice of niggas)

I pretended to befriend him, got the details of his pirate radio station, and reported it to the offcom, and got it closed down.

One day it was raining bad, and he was bugging us. We just stepped up this muddy mound in a patch of grass. He tried to follow us but his chair got stuck in the mud.

(last one) he once got suicidal, to stop him from killing him self, his mum just moved any medication to the highest shelf.

>>30947977
Your fault how?

>>30948133
Yes I did, if I said 'no' nothing would have happened.

I can guarantee you haven't done shit too, so stop stroking your ecock

my little brother had this dumb as shit friend who kept coming over at the time. my cousin, who was staying with us, fucking hated him and we all said "DUURRRR" to him everytime he opened his mouth, the kid's like... 8. Eventually we got so pissed of at him we put a blanket over his head, tied him to a chair with a skipping rope, and just beat the shit out of him, he was laughing for a bit, until we started hearing sobbing.

>>30948290
You're one dumb fucking faggot. You didn't have shit to do with it. If it hadn't been you the class clown would have asked his goddamn imaginary fairy friend if they wanted to see something cool.

When no one was looking a punched this retard in the back of the head at our school, he let out this morphed squeal of pain, I just turned around and walked off, whilst he continued his small sobs of pain.

>>30948379
because I was new, he had to prove him self

>>30947977
>>30948290
>>30948415
Total fucking idiot.

>>30948307
So you and your cousin beat up an 8 year old?
That's reallly fucked up.

>>30948415
>>30948290
I think you're one of the retards we're making fun of in this thread.

You know what annoys me? When a awesome thread like this comes along, and the gaia fags try to ruin it with there "go die psychopaths" and "violence is bad". Do us a favor and GFTO NAO! This is 4chan, not that girl you're trying to impress with your positive attitude and hatred of all things "meen".

Now continue your story anon. I'll fetch the tea and cookies.

>>30948467

As I was new to the school I did not know of the class clowns (Toby) reputation.

He simply felt the need to show me what he can do, which also serves as a warning that he can just as easily do the same thing to me if he wishes.

All in all, fuck you.

A retarded chick gave me a blowjob once. It wasn't really abuse or anything, she offered.

>>30944392
>So he screamed "BLASTOISE!" and projectile vomited accross the room

I laughed.

>>30948604
Thus, you had nothing to do with HIS fucking actions. You were a passive witness. You did nothing.

>>30948568

Agreed, someone comes along with a story about someone receiving pain. Just because they only had minimal input, doesn't mean the story wasn't funny.

>>30946416

I'm not lying.

Well, except for the fapped to CP part. I haven't done that- I've fapped to lolicon and Jailbait, but not actual CP.

>>30948656
i think you are forgetting the most important part here, pain was induced upon someone else.

>>30948695

faggot

>>30943978
what's the difference between gingers and bricks?

bricks get laid

>>30948679
>>30948604
Same faggot.

That's not what he's talking about, faggot. Your story was fine except that you had to throw in, "LOL IT WAS ALL MY FAULT! GIVE ME PRAISE FOR MY AWESOME LULZ INDUCING ACTIONS ANONYMOUS!" You could have just gone, "This crazy kid at my school did something really fucked up and I got to witness it. It was awesome."

>>30948719
Yeah, which was pretty cool.

there was this one retard that persisted in trying to start with me when i was at school. he was called andy. here is a brief transcription of some of our friendly back-and0-forths.

------
me: andy for fucks sake we dont like you, stop following us to school

andy: FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR MUM AND-*gwlaark* (i punched him in the throat)

------
me: andy for the last time, im stronger, faster and smarter than you'll ever be dont even try it

andy: *throws punch*

...4 seconds later...

andy: *anonymous* GET OFF, YOU'RE BREAKING MY NECK!
---

i think the best one was the time i pinned his head to a wall then nutted him in teh face though. sparked him out, he went down. when he came to, he crawled away, wtih the rest of my class kicking him in the ribs, then went and hugged a retard support teacher.

fun times.

there was this one retard that persisted in trying to start with me when i was at school. he was called andy. here is a brief transcription of some of our friendly back-and0-forths.

------
me: andy for fucks sake we dont like you, stop following us to school

andy: FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR MUM AND-*gwlaark* (i punched him in the throat)

------
me: andy for the last time, im stronger, faster and smarter than you'll ever be dont even try it

andy: *throws punch*

...4 seconds later...

andy: *anonymous* GET OFF, YOU'RE BREAKING MY NECK!
---

i think the best one was the time i pinned his head to a wall then nutted him in teh face though. sparked him out, he went down. when he came to, he crawled away, wtih the rest of my class kicking him in the ribs, then went and hugged a retard support teacher.

fun times.

>>30939201
MAH POKEMONS!!!!

>>30948604
Okay so with your fucking logic, if a bank robber came and asked someone if they wanted to see something cool, and then he robs a bank, you think it was the other guy that is responsible? You would think it's his fault?

No, it wouldn't be. Cus he wouldn't have the money and he wouldn't have entered the bank.

The guy cutting off the ear was the bank robber, the peice of ear was the money. and you are the faggot who thinks he masterminded the whole thing even though you did nothing.

I am not a violent person usually, but before an important exam I quit using my anti depressants, anyway then during a lesson there was no teacher so most people were either long gone or studying in classroom. I was solving questions in a dark corner, near the stairway. Then, this retard who m I absolutely hated (always acted 'cute' and annoyed me) walked towards the stairs. I waited patiently and then strolled behind him like a ninja when he was right on the stairway. I pushed him down and he landed right on his face AND I stepped on his head full force, I heard a definite cracking sound and ran away. and he was making muffled sounds but nothing to be heard behind closed doors. Nevertheless, I returned to my crime scene right after turning the corner and noticing no one was there. Since he hadn't seen me I pretended to have found him and called for help. He broke his nose, a cheekbone and 3 teeth not to mention excess bruising. No one ever suspected me, though I did describe someone running away from the corridor but unfortunately I didn't take a good look and didn't know what he looked like. The perfect crime (though I had to stop wearing those shoes for some time, just in case there was a criminal investigation or some crap)

I unplugged the battery of a retarded girl's electric wheelchair, while she was in the courtyard.
I went inside, and she stayed there. She couldn't talk, or move much. I think she was a burn victim or something, so everyone assumed she was just happily sitting out in the courtyard. Then it started to rain, and she stayed out there for like 15 minutes before someone brought her inside.

I feel kind of bad about that now. :(

>>30939006

Your version of natural selection applies only to retards. You never quite thought that you'd be dead too if natural selection was the rule. Some muscled guy would smack the eyes out of your head and eat your banana if it were.

Stupid fucks, be happy society caters to retards, and by proxy, you as well.

Personally, I never did anything that bad, but I saw some awesome stuff.

When I was in sixth grade, some jocks started hanging around some retarded kid (for a practical joke I suppose). He sat down to eat lunch with the cool kids, until out of nowhere, he lurched out and grabbed the slice of cake of one of the jocks trays, and in the process, spilled soda and whatever the hell else was on the table onto about 5 of the cool kids. The retarded kid just ran into the corner with the cake in his hand and started munching away while making weird nosies. One of the kids got pissed and drop kick him in the back and another one elbowed the back of his head. They had that scared/shocked look after words because they knew they were in trouble. It sucked though, because I laughed really loudly and got detention for it. It was worth is though. The retard kid sat behind me in a class, and wouldn't quit interrupting my conversations with "WAT DUS UR MOM SOUND LIKE?!"

When I was thirteen this one girl got a crush on me for some reason and would keep following me around during breaks and after school. I had just discovered masturbation and porn, I blame porn for what I did. But, what I did was I told her I wouldn't be her friend anymore if she didn't do exactly what I told her to do. And like an idiot she did exactly what I wanted. She'd suck me off and I'd last like ten seconds most of the time. I never got further than blowjobs. I eventually progressed to us both being naked while she sucked me off at my house while my parents were both working but it never got around to actual sex. It was still awesome though. She went to a different school the next year though and I never saw her again.

i went to a high school with a hearing impaired unit
we never teased the actual retards, only laughed at them when they were moaning and didn't realize it
one of them even went up on stage to sing at a talent competition
i believe he thought we were laughing with him

my group tended to psychologically bully everyone else though
exclusion was a favorite tactic
next to abusing them about things they couldn't change
nicknames were always good
there was this really pale kid with a round head
his name was joel, we always called him egg
always joking about how he'd crack
we targeted people like this for the full 5 years of high school

i don't know why we did it
drugs taught me empathy

I wasn't retarded, just slow and methodical, turns out I was also obsessive compulsive too. one day too many several kids were making fun of me, that im fat, that im a nerd, that im a teacher's pet...
I finally snapped and grabbed one of the jerks, lifted him over my head and tossed his scrawny ass OVER 3 other people and stated quite loudly "LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!" but then I got into a fight [insert Bel-air here] but what they didnt know about this nerd is his family job...working with heavy machinery, getting hurt was normal for that job and some of these guys were decent football players, but that didnt mean they knew how to fight...and I fight dirty XD.
(who else would think to leave their backpack on during a fight just to swing it and the second one to step up?
[30-40 pounds of books can break a jaw when swung in a backpack...THE MORE YOU KNOW.]

when I came back next year, I was much more sure of myself and spend the last 3 years of my highschool bullying those jerks...
sadly, what goes around comes around, and around again...

before I fought back, some girls liked me, after the fight, most were now scared of me, and after highschool, those bullies now have GFs and well paying jobs, and im stuck looking for some deadend job while living at my mom's house...

strangly if I had to do it over again, I wouldn't change a thing!

>>30941539
downs syndrome is caused by a missing (or extra i cant remember which) base pair in the dna. you cant be partially downs.

it also means that technically people with downs syndrome arent human.