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you know what today is, right?? Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:38:52

No.370459200

MERRY JIZZMAS!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:39:24 No.370459255 first?

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:39:25 No.370459257 THEIR IS A GOD and it is you sir

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:39:30 No.370459274 NO FUCKING WAY

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:39:32 No.370459282 wat

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:39:34 No.370459286 THE RETURN.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:39:43 No.370459306 > mfw I have no face

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:39:52 No.370459324 File1324957192.jpg-(10 KB, 320x240, awnoyoudidnt.jpg) COULD THIS BE IT?! OH MY GOD

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:39:55 No.370459330 File1324957195.jpg-(21 KB, 337x276, 1304063307648.jpg) Fucking Finally Cumsinbottles has returned

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:39:59 No.370459334 File1324957199.png-(58 KB, 553x759, 1111111111111.png) OH LAWDY

>>	Andy 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:00 No.370459338 OP DELIVARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:04 No.370459348 posting early in an epic thread

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:04 No.370459349 File1324957204.jpg-(6 KB, 207x155, 36757.gif.jpg) NYOH MY GOD

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:06 No.370459359 welcome back! you've been busy

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:10 No.370459369 TOASTING

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:11 No.370459371 oh shits im in

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:13 No.370459379 I JUST CAME

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:13 No.370459380 File1324957213.png-(511 KB, 848x475, Jews Still don't like Batman.png) >>370459200 I POSTED IN THIS THREAD!!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:14 No.370459384 This cannot be!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:19 No.370459396 I knew it!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:20 No.370459398 OH MY FUCKIGN GOD

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:20 No.370459401 File1324957220.jpg-(14 KB, 318x398, 19.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:21 No.370459402 I LOVE YOU.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:21 No.370459403 File1324957221.png-(476 KB, 1280x800, redeyes.png) my god...

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:23 No.370459407 THE HARVEST HAS ARRIVED! PRAISE CUMBOTTLESMAN!!!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:29 No.370459425 REALLY????

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:32 No.370459429 it's that time again

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:33 No.370459432 REV UP THAT JIZZ

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:35 No.370459437 He cums!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:37 No.370459441 Nice dude.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:37 No.370459442 HE HAS RETURNED!!!! ALL HAIL THE CUMBOTTLESMAN!!! PRAISE THE CUBOTTLESMAN!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:38 No.370459445 Ho. Lee. Fuk.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:38 No.370459446 File1324957238.jpg-(12 KB, 251x225, 1299040865271s.jpg) he has returned!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:39 No.370459449 Posting in epic thread

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:40 No.370459452 Finally

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:41 No.370459456 Welcome back friend!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:41 No.370459457 File1324957241.jpg-(10 KB, 320x240, thumb.2010-06-16-topbucks_herf(...).jpg) http://ur3.us/ml/iyab

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:41 No.370459459 No fucking way...

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:48 No.370459479 File1324957248.jpg-(5 KB, 160x120, 3421251.jpg) http://ur3.us/ml/nqgu

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:50 No.370459483 OH LAWD HES BACK

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:52 No.370459490 File1324957252.jpg-(25 KB, 250x288, Systemshock2box.jpg) TOASTING IN AN EPIC BREAD.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:56 No.370459498 File1324957256.png-(479 KB, 598x442, 1320824358330.png) >>370459200 Toasting in epic bread

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:56 No.370459500 Somebody sticky this shit!!!!!! Ewww, wrong thing to say in a bottled cum thread

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:56 No.370459502 File1324957256.jpg-(54 KB, 300x228, 1310108492550.jpg) We've been waiting.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:57 No.370459504 File1324957257.jpg-(26 KB, 400x323, 1296319601713.jpg) THE LEGEND RETURNS

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:58 No.370459507 Finally feels like Christmas...

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:59 No.370459514 toasting motherfcukers

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:40:59 No.370459515 ANON DELIVERS

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:00 No.370459519 Please tell me, for the love of god, what you plan to do with all of this. You can't be saving it for no reason, right? So spill the beans!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:02 No.370459524 YEAH

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:09 No.370459539 Thank you

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:11 No.370459542 TOASTIN IN EPIC BREAD

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:11 No.370459543 I AM NOT WORTHY

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:13 No.370459546 YES! I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG!!!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:14 No.370459549 File1324957274.jpg-(61 KB, 294x294, 1324408017694.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:16 No.370459551 it's like when i'm drunk = when i'm sober & when i'm sober = when i'm drunk

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:18 No.370459557 toasted

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:18 No.370459558 POSTEANDO EN UN THREAD EPICO

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:19 No.370459562 File1324957279.jpg-(5 KB, 138x133, 1283139438276.jpg) He returns!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:21 No.370459572 is.. this god?

>>	Ad 08/05/11(Fri)03:00 No.19151774 File1312527603.jpg-(17 KB, 300x300, thisisanad.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:21 No.370459573 HE HAS RETURNED!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:24 No.370459579 >>370459255 Nice Dubs, Faggot

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:24 No.370459580 AW HYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:24 No.370459583 Finally the real one. There's been so many shoops and impostors bro. I've been awaiting you for hours. Any new thoughts on what you'll do with all of it?

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:24 No.370459585 File1324957284.jpg-(95 KB, 463x617, 1324914742297.jpg) yar

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:25 No.370459588 >>370459200 You sir, are a saint! Don't stop no matter what people tell you!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:25 No.370459590 took your time you cunt. fap more

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:26 No.370459595 Imagine how many offspring you could have had if you focused all that energy into getting bitches pregnant instead of bottles.. like, over 9000? But congratulations, you're more man than anyone here.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:27 No.370459596 File1324957287.jpg-(133 KB, 515x576, 1324841178123.jpg) real?

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:28 No.370459599 Surely this can't be it!?

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:30 No.370459604 File1324957290.jpg-(3 KB, 126x126, 1321737167800.jpg) YESSSS I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR THANK YOU BASED GOD

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:30 No.370459605 God damn...

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:25 No.370459608 coasting in epic tread

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:31 No.370459612 what happened to your cum this year..?

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:31 No.370459614 OH FUCK YES

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:34 No.370459618 >>370459200 looks like he changed his diet

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:36 No.370459626 File1324957296.gif-(335 KB, 300x187, supplies.gif) Yay!

>>	Soulja Boy Tell `Em 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:36 No.370459628 File1324957296.jpg-(105 KB, 640x480, 141703403.jpg) AW SHIT NIGGA

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:36 No.370459629 could it be him?

>>	chuck 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:37 No.370459635 garage forever

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:41 No.370459648 File1324957301.jpg-(26 KB, 442x298, wefsdfas.jpg) >>370459432 Rev up those jizzbottles, I'm ready for my facial!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:41 No.370459649 SOMEONE ARCHIVE THIS NOW!!!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:42 No.370459652 history is being written here today /b/ros. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH IT?

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:43 No.370459656 he sure did cum in those bottles

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:44 No.370459658 THANK YOU

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:44 No.370459660 File1324957304.png-(34 KB, 253x320, Duuuuude.png) >>370459200

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:44 No.370459661 File1324957304.png-(616 KB, 895x651, chicken.png) Is it really him?!!?!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:45 No.370459662 Another productive year :3

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:48 No.370459675 Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i made it

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:50 No.370459680 What's so special about this?

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:52 No.370459682 Epicness is all around

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:52 No.370459683 Its the most magical time of year

>>	doc 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:54 No.370459689 File1324957314.jpg-(985 KB, 3264x1836, 2011-11-30_00-29-16_797.jpg) You finally came! I await you like Santa!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:54 No.370459690 I LOVE YOU OP, YOU SICK, SICK MAN.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:59 No.370459699 Oh boy were we go

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:41:59 No.370459700 FUCKING FINALLY!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:02 No.370459706 Love you OP.

Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:02 No.370459708
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>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:05 No.370459713 oh, lawds.. it be cumbottles.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:05 No.370459715 File1324957325.gif-(508 KB, 160x119, 1316806838092.gif) >>370459200

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:05 No.370459716 >>370459200 IMPRESSIVE HARVEST YOU GOT THERE CUMGUYSAN

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:06 No.370459717 File1324957326.png-(176 KB, 640x480, 1291099234632.png) Merry Christmas /B/

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:06 No.370459719 File1324957326.gif-(549 KB, 360x359, 1294556479976.gif) HOLY SHIT, I THOUGHT YOUD NEVER SHOW UP 5 STARS THREAD

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:06 No.370459720 File1324957326.jpg-(17 KB, 250x250, 1300044776986.jpg) That's a lot of jizz.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:07 No.370459722 WELCOME BACK COMMANDER

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:07 No.370459724 it's like a second Christmas!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:11 No.370459730 File1324957331.jpg-(262 KB, 640x480, CIMG2073.jpg) oh my...

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:13 No.370459740 I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T LET US DOWN :D

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:13 No.370459741 Yay hello 4chanarchive

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:14 No.370459743 File1324957334.gif-(787 KB, 480x360, 1300739502649.gif)

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:15 No.370459744 You are among the elite sir... up with the guy who tattooed the dick on the guy's head. you are a legend.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:18 No.370459748 BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT EVER

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:20 No.370459751 sweet fuck, that is fucking vile

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:17 No.370459752 File1324957337.jpg-(37 KB, 251x251, 1303767979539.jpg) THE MESSIAH RETURNS. AND HE BRINGS DOUBLES.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:21 No.370459756 File1324957341.png-(11 KB, 832x434, shopin.png) YAY!!!!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:23 No.370459761 IS THIS REAL LIFE?

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:27 No.370459767 TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD AND HE GOT TEH DUBS!!!!!!!!! CUMBOTTLESMAN I LOVE YOU FOREVER

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:27 No.370459769 >>370459200 >>370459200 >>370459200 >>370459200 >>370459200 YOU CAME! GLORIOUSLY!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:28 No.370459773 File1324957348.jpg-(40 KB, 549x660, 1291470137795.jpg) Sticky nao!

>>	Priest Nigga of CBM 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:29 No.370459775 HARK! >>370452272

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:30 No.370459778 posting

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:31 No.370459780 File1324957351.jpg-(37 KB, 336x400, 99-9.jpg) What delicious looking apple juice...

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:32 No.370459782 4chan anon He came, He came, He came, ... He came, He saw, And he delivar'd once again!

>>	Uni 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:34 No.370459787 made it WOOT

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:34 No.370459790 File1324957354.gif-(1.35 MB, 2222x1476, MM.-Sarkozy-Bouteflika-Sbih.gif) Lets celebrate our messiah has come!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:35 No.370459792 This day will forever be remembered.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:35 No.370459793 VOTE TO ARCHIVE chanarchive.org

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:37 No.370459798 oh god look at the sediment, and on the smaller bottle he must of spilled some

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:38 No.370459801 WE MISSED YOU

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:39 No.370459802 FINALLY! I will say less than I was expecting though

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:39 No.370459804 Much better than Christmas!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:41 No.370459809 Dump a bottle inside a bot of clam chowder

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:43 No.370459813 File1324957363.jpg-(4 KB, 145x130, 1281906941063.jpg) OP you are a god, now drink that and take pics doing so candy-assgot

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:44 No.370459814 STICKY THE JIZZ

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:46 No.370459819 Toasting candy-assgots

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:47 No.370459822 File1324957367.png-(15 KB, 497x501, 1311609351683.png) TOASTIN IN EPIC BREAD!! C.C.S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh dear god

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:51 No.370459831 Did this just happen, or is this a repost?

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:53 No.370459835 File1324957373.jpg-(91 KB, 629x548, 1319735319141.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:57 No.370459843 I was eating pizza when I clicked that link.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:42:57 No.370459844 Fuck YES!!!

>>	Soulja Boy Tell `Em 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:00 No.370459849 >>370459604 Basedgod is one word.

>>	anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:01 No.370459851 File1324957381.jpg-(10 KB, 319x316, 1312505985417.jpg) This is amazing

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:01 No.370459852 After I had lost hope! Please tell me you have awesome plans for all that nasty jizz.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:03 No.370459857 Yeaaaaaaah! And my year is complete!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:05 No.370459859 File1324957385.jpg-(5 KB, 251x251, 1308786202667.jpg) quickest 404 in history? Me thinks so.

Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:05 No.370459861
File1324957385.jpg-(75 KB, 400x315, 1298298669301.jpg)

HEY OP, BASICALLY LAST YEAR WHEN YOU POSTED I ASKED YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND SHIT AND YOU REPLIED. I UPLOADED PICTURES OF PATRICK BATEMAN. ANYWAY. WE HAVE MISSED YOU AND YOUR RETURN IS GLORIOUS!!!

My question is, how full is the small bottle?

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:06 No.370459862 PART OF THIS

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:07 No.370459866 Bout fucking time.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:08 No.370459868 >>370459200 posting in cum hoarder thread

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:09 No.370459869 File1324957389.jpg-(118 KB, 377x366, 1314010548753.jpg) He's here!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:11 No.370459873 File1324957391.jpg-(35 KB, 391x500, 1314329337422.jpg) I feel like I've grown old with you OP

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:12 No.370459875 >>370459200 Nice dubs Cum Bottle Guy.

>>	http://steamcommunity.com/id/Tulkan50 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:12 No.370459876 File1324957392.jpg-(13 KB, 300x300, 1293145607272.jpg) YES YES YES HE HAS ARRIVED WE LOVE YOU I'D LET YOU CUM IN MY BOTTLE.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:12 No.370459877 Lol cum

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:13 No.370459880 File1324957393.jpg-(10 KB, 255x288, hitler.jpg) Der führer ist behagt.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:15 No.370459883 File1324957395.png-(32 KB, 400x400, that-feel1.png) i stayed up all night for this, finally. It's...beautiful.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:17 No.370459886 File1324957397.png-(104 KB, 293x298, 1324618580115.png) FUCK YEAAA

Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:17 No.370459887

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>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:25 No.370459909 THE GLORIOUS RETURN!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:28 No.370459915 >>370459200 all hail to the legend!!! we love yo op

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:28 No.370459916 File1324957408.jpg-(21 KB, 333x279, 1317651687212.jpg) posting in a epic bread

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:31 No.370459926 he came back !! >tehehe

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:33 No.370459929 I AM WITNESSING A GOD.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:35 No.370459933 File1324957415.jpg-(51 KB, 320x240, 1309269415595.jpg) All in all, You can't cum for shit, You must be pretty gay to keep it in a bottle Massive Candy Ass

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:36 No.370459935 Rquesting archive??

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:37 No.370459942 File1324957417.jpg-(287 KB, 2048x1536, 1319392371332.jpg) >>370459200 EpicCumGui what kind of porn do you like?

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:37 No.370459944 So uhh... God! I'm posting in legendary thread... fuck... what do I say? This is your one chance man... uhhh... TITTIES!!! Fuck, I ruined it.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:38 No.370459946 In swear that I almost gave in to despair. And then I find this thread, and I know there is still some good in the world. Three cheers for Cumbottlesman!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:41 No.370459952 File1324957421.gif-(60 KB, 459x459, NICE.gif)

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:46 No.370459962 DRINK IT

>>	mo‮8pE! to‬pui‮# 2wV8‬# A‮imd‬n‬‬‬‬‬‬ . 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:46 No.370459963 File1324957426.jpg-(9 KB, 246x245, 1308788919707.jpg) >>370459200 >mfw

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:48 No.370459969 toastin in epic bread

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:49 No.370459970 File1324957429.gif-(457 KB, 260x360, anim-partyhard2.gif)

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:50 No.370459973 File1324957430.jpg-(13 KB, 250x258, Stiffler.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:56 No.370459987 File1324957436.jpg-(3 KB, 160x120, 3595101.jpg) http://ur3.us/ml/cxto

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:57 No.370459995 YES. You know, I sat here all night waiting. It reminded me of when I was a kid and the whole waiting for Sanata thing. Fuck yeah.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:58 No.370459996 the people are saying you are a false prophet, my lord. How can you sway their heretical ways?

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:43:59 No.370460000 File1324957439.jpg-(27 KB, 375x281, 1320624783655.jpg) Holy shit.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:00 No.370460003 File1324957440.jpg-(601 KB, 2500x2500, 1324594933324.jpg) this is is why I visit /b/. merry jizzmas everryun

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:02 No.370460009 excellent.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:03 No.370460012 File1324957443.jpg-(7 KB, 320x240, thumb.2009-12-13-Asian-Slut-Do(...).jpg) http://ur3.us/ml/hanf

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:03 No.370460013 IT HAS HAPPENED

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:05 No.370460017 File1324957445.jpg-(118 KB, 474x467, tellmemoretellmemore.jpg) >that feel when you think you may know the guy who does this, but of course it is the best kept secret in the universe

>>	Ken 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:10 No.370460031 I am so proud to post in this thread for all of internets to see.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:11 No.370460032 File1324957451.png-(109 KB, 1722x135, cooltext563723253.png)

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:12 No.370460037 File1324957452.png-(14 KB, 497x501, 1290471054503.png) CUM GUY IS BACK!!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:14 No.370460042 This feels real.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:16 No.370460047 File1324957456.jpg-(62 KB, 720x960, 378893_2821837185679_125142250(...).jpg) I WILL BE REMEMBERED! facebook photo leads to my mom's profile

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:18 No.370460049 cumbottles... write a request with timestamp. your wish is our command.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:15 No.370460052 >>370459200 >>370459200 >>370459200 >>370459200 >>370459200 I STAYED UP JUST FOR THIS! JUST FOR YOU! TOTALLY WORTH IT!

>>	Warg 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:19 No.370460054 File1324957459.gif-(498 KB, 262x200, 1323711451205.gif)

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:21 No.370460056 He has returned.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:22 No.370460057 HORY SHIAT

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:22 No.370460058 File1324957462.jpg-(18 KB, 300x345, 1324265405256.jpg) >>370459200

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:23 No.370460059 inb4 404

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:24 No.370460063 OP is not a candy-assgot

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:27 No.370460069 File1324957467.jpg-(27 KB, 300x300, celebration-fireworks.jpg) OUR MESSIAH HAS COME! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yC5U-WxvRA LET US CELEBRATE

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:27 No.370460070 File1324957467.jpg-(38 KB, 250x225, 1310098873336.jpg) >>370459200 >>370459200 >>370459200 >>370459200 >>370459200 >>370459200 >>370459200 >>370459200 >>370459200 >>370459200 >>370459200 >>370459200 >>370459200 >>370459200 Tostin in pic bread

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:28 No.370460071 File1324957468.gif-(28 KB, 600x450, story435.gif)

>>	Admiral Chocolate Columbo 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:28 No.370460073 Cumbottles guy, I applaud you and reward you with >1 bonus internets

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:28 No.370460074 Holy shit!

>>	12/26/11(Mon)22:44:28 No.370460075 File1324957468.jpg-(42 KB, 449x319, 1323116339805.jpg)

Priest Nigga of CBM 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:29 No.370460078

Our cumbottlesman who art on 4chan
hallowed be thy cum.
thy spermdom come, thy fap be done
this year as it was before.
Give us this day our pics
and provide us with proof,
as we may provide it to others,
fr thine is the Power and the Kingdom and the Glory forever and ever,
Amen.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:29 No.370460079 this thread has received 2 of 6 requests needed to trigger archival.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:29 No.370460080 File1324957469.jpg-(51 KB, 250x250, 1319384290861.jpg) Fuck yeah OP!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:31 No.370460084 What ive been waiting for..............thank you OP

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:31 No.370460087 File1324957471.gif-(814 KB, 188x141, 1273981127089.gif)

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:35 No.370460091 File1324957475.jpg-(44 KB, 409x564, beatles soul brush.jpg) there's a bit less growth this year because I know a girl who eats my cum (freshly shot into her mouth).

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:36 No.370460098 >>370459200 OP, you should go vegan for 2012 and see how different your cum is.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:36 No.370460099 >>370459963 Even fake sigourney loves you cumguy!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:38 No.370460101 File1324957478.jpg-(99 KB, 904x655, whyslugmoreslug.jpg) I've been waiting OP. Thank god you've returned.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:39 No.370460104 I caem

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:39 No.370460106 How cum you people know this is real? You guys are so naive, jizz...

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:44 No.370460116 STICK IT STICK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:44 No.370460117 YEAHH! THE LEGENDS ARE TRUE!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:46 No.370460122 File1324957486.jpg-(254 KB, 877x1280, 1324483301022.jpg) >>370459963 >>370459963 >>370459963 Ohhhhh shiiiittt!! Moot's here!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:49 No.370460126 File1324957489.jpg-(45 KB, 415x373, 1324952699893.jpg) May as well post, it's been worth the wait.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:49 No.370460127 File1324957489.jpg-(19 KB, 337x300, iran.jpg) the world makes sense again

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:50 No.370460131 Holy. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:51 No.370460134 File1324957491.jpg-(38 KB, 799x640, 1312479492210.jpg) Well my Christmas is complete.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:52 No.370460139 FUCK YEAH! I was so worried you weren't coming this year

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:53 No.370460141 File1324957493.jpg-(9 KB, 251x162, haunter.jpg) POSTIN IN THREAD OF WIN

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:53 No.370460145 File1324957493.jpg-(5 KB, 160x120, 3580671.jpg) http://ur3.us/ml/lujc

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:54 No.370460147 >>370460047 Your mum's hot.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:55 No.370460149 File1324957495.jpg-(3 KB, 160x120, 3428551.jpg) http://ur3.us/ml/siwc

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:57 No.370460158 CUMGUY HAS RETURNED WITH PRESENTS FOR US ALL!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:44:57 No.370460160 File1324957497.jpg-(52 KB, 600x424, 4chan.jpg) >>370459200

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:04 No.370460179 And I was about to go see my family. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:04 No.370460181 File1324957504.jpg-(6 KB, 224x224, 1317526096040.jpg) mfw

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:05 No.370460182 File1324957505.jpg-(257 KB, 600x1921, 1324875912235.jpg) >>370459935

>>	No Name 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:06 No.370460186 You're shittin me

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:06 No.370460187 YOU'RE BACK HORRY SHET

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:07 No.370460188 oh cum bottle guy, please sprinkle some of that magical juice onto my fields so my crops may grow this year

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:08 No.370460191 File1324957508.jpg-(25 KB, 500x371, low856.jpg) The prophecy was true!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:09 No.370460196 >>370460000 Quads in Merry Jizzmas Thread Spreading the joy even more!!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:10 No.370460200 welcome back /b/ro

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:12 No.370460209 Cumbottlesman... You've returned... It was fortold by prophecy that this moment would come, and even though it was predicted, I find myself... In awe... Guide us, as a people, Cumbottlesman, for we are weak without your prophecy.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:13 No.370460213 AND A HAPPY NEW FAP!!!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:13 No.370460216 >>370459200 THE ONE, KNOWN AS SEMENKIN, SPERMBORN! FUS RO DAH!!! DA DA DAA! DA DA DAA! LA LA LAA! LA LA LA! LO LA LA! LA LA LA! LA LI LA! LA LA LA!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:21 No.370460234 File1324957521.jpg-(578 KB, 1067x1600, 1324798327442.jpg) >>370459200 >>370459200 >>370459200 >>370459200 >>370459200 >>370459200 >>370459200 FUCK YES we love you cumguy

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:22 No.370460237 FUCK YES.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:26 No.370460249 holy shit yes

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:26 No.370460250 File1324957526.jpg-(1.53 MB, 1680x1050, 1312071325224.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:27 No.370460254 He has arrived!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:27 No.370460255 HAHAHAHAHAHHA YES! I AM WAY TOO HAPPY ABOUT THIS! HAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHHAHAHAH GOD LIVES! AND HE LIVES IN 4 BOTTLES OF JIZZ!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:28 No.370460259 >>370459200 >>370459200 >>370459200 My life is complete.

>>	a1 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:29 No.370460262 FUCK YES

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:30 No.370460265 Someone sticky this shit.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:31 No.370460268 File1324957531.jpg-(35 KB, 300x226, 1324701259750.jpg)

>>	Rick 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:36 No.370460288 File1324957536.png-(70 KB, 700x569, First Pic.png) TOASTIN IN EPIC BREAD

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:37 No.370460292 File1324957537.jpg-(102 KB, 337x367, 1320818723747.jpg) oh lawd

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:37 No.370460294 KAMI SAMA DESU ^_~

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:37 No.370460296 File1324957537.png-(106 KB, 327x269, 1309452758638.png) Yes.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:40 No.370460302 File1324957540.jpg-(54 KB, 418x688, howtodubstep.jpg) IT'S REAL, IT'S CUMBOTTLESGUY AND HE GOT DOUBLES AND IT WAS REAL AND IT WAS AMAZING

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:41 No.370460304 File1324957541.jpg-(44 KB, 550x336, 1318735223751.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:44 No.370460313 File1324957544.jpg-(42 KB, 600x600, 466858.jpg) >>370459200 >>370459200 >>370459200 I LOVE YOU!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:44 No.370460314 File1324957544.jpg-(1.95 MB, 3264x2448, 1323603237710.jpg) >>370459200 I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:46 No.370460317 File1324957546.jpg-(32 KB, 400x427, punch it.jpg) >brofist.jpg

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:48 No.370460324 File1324957548.jpg-(55 KB, 600x480, 1288662428777.jpg) This... is glorious

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:49 No.370460325 File1324957549.jpg-(7 KB, 253x199, omg!.jpg) my god... HES BACK!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:52 No.370460332 NUOH MY GOD. HE RETURNED!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:52 No.370460333 TOASTIN'

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:54 No.370460334 Posting in epic!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:55 No.370460337 File1324957555.gif-(1.94 MB, 224x189, 1324624707383.gif) :') ive been waiting

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:56 No.370460338 JULIAN AND WILSON

Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:57 No.370460339
File1324957557.jpg-(63 KB, 453x604, cum santa.jpg)

>>370459200
Twas the night after Christmas, when all through the clu/b/house
Many a pedo was stirring, as they have no spouse.
The newcandy-asss were posting in honeypots without care,
As oldcandy-asss hoped that CumBottlesGuy soon would be there.

You are the one constant in my life. Thank You.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:57 No.370460340 FUCKING YES

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:45:57 No.370460344 our hero is here

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:00 No.370460348 someone sticky this

Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:03 No.370460357

Well well well, look who decided to show up! It's Cumbottles McGee himself. Good to see you, my love.

Great is your presence on this board. Anyone would be a fool to deny your skills. Gay men want to drink your yellowish secretions. Normal men want to see what you'll do with them. Oprah Winfrey is a roody-poo. Rape my dick hole. But I digress. Long have we awaited your return. You who are destined to shape the fate of all.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:04 No.370460359 wooo, 04:45 in the morning in germany, waited all the time cuminbottleguy, you is da man

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:04 No.370460360 >>370459064 >>370459064 >>370459064 A challenger appears.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:05 No.370460362 File1324957565.jpg-(50 KB, 311x311, 1316159106928.jpg) >>370460122 don't mind him >toastin

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:06 No.370460366 Calling for a sticky. This must be stickied.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:06 No.370460367 File1324957566.jpg-(55 KB, 700x430, socool.jpg) and my christmas is complete

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:07 No.370460373 File1324957567.jpg-(2 KB, 126x126, 1314663576148.jpg) ops face while he filled the bottles

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:07 No.370460374 File1324957567.jpg-(43 KB, 449x319, 1301896810158.jpg) Hello good sir!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:08 No.370460375 File1324957568.jpg-(22 KB, 500x667, 1323453598690.jpg) >mfw no one even bothers posting the old ones or all the fakes, due to the epic.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:09 No.370460377 File1324957569.jpg-(103 KB, 649x874, 1324769472486.jpg) Looks like piss mixed with yeast.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:14 No.370460387 File1324957574.jpg-(187 KB, 610x848, 1324874925895.jpg) This guy, for 1 day out of the year on 12/26 is the GOD of /b/. All because he cums in a bottle. And it is legendary

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:16 No.370460396 >>370459200 You had us worried dude!!!! Glad to see you back. now I can put 2011 to rest.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:17 No.370460399 My heart goes out to you.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:18 No.370460407 File1324957578.jpg-(43 KB, 500x399, 1324803460984.jpg) >>370459200 holy shit lol

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:23 No.370460422 He is a real hero, a true patriot.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:29 No.370460437 STICK IT NOOOWW

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:29 No.370460438 File1324957589.jpg-(6 KB, 160x120, 3573171.jpg) http://ur3.us/ml/cbdn

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:32 No.370460440 File1324957592.jpg-(6 KB, 350x300, BatmanFace.jpg) >>370459200 Christmas has finally came.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:33 No.370460442 File1324957593.jpg-(46 KB, 208x199, 1322962854420.jpg) >>370459200 MFW

>>	‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:37 No.370460452 Posting in a sticky!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:41 No.370460457 File1324957601.jpg-(69 KB, 275x275, 76864589.jpg) HOLY SHIT! HE RETURNED WITH MORE JIZZ THEN EVER!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:41 No.370460458 File1324957601.png-(1.3 MB, 1026x767, simp.png) posting in an epic thread

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:44 No.370460467 TOASTAAAAN

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:49 No.370460475 welcome back

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:58 No.370460491 File1324957618.jpg-(121 KB, 460x550, I FUCKING LOVE PASSPORTS!.jpg) posting in the thread.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:59 No.370460492 OP i love you

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:46:59 No.370460493 File1324957619.jpg-(17 KB, 309x368, 1320522263752.jpg) OMG I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY LONG

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:01 No.370460499 NEEDS STICKY NAO

Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:11 No.370460523

Oh shit, what am I gonna do with my post? This thread is gonna be archived.

Hmm...

HEY FUTURE SELF! REMEMBER THAT ONE NIGHT YOU WATCHED 8-MILE WITH THE BITCHES THEN SAW THE CUMSINBOTTLES GUY AFTER? PROBABLY NOT. THAT NIGHT WAS COOL AS SHIT THOUGH!

Daniel AKA D-Money$$$$$$$

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:14 No.370460534 File1324957634.png-(138 KB, 600x600, 1302386233754.png) I KNEW YOU'D CUM!!!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:15 No.370460536 File1324957635.jpg-(9 KB, 330x247, beautiful576.jpg) Dat sediment.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:19 No.370460547 File1324957639.jpg-(21 KB, 350x350, 1261254065410.jpg) >>370459200 POSTING IN AN EPIC ASS THREAD

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:20 No.370460555 File1324957640.png-(12 KB, 212x151, Screen shot 2010-12-05 at 11.2(...).png) It's a Christmas miracle! Welcome back!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:22 No.370460563 File1324957642.jpg-(6 KB, 240x180, 00c5a1314083320170.jpg) I WAS SO GOOD THIS YEAR! I KNEW YOU WOULD BRING ME WHAT I WANTED!!! RANDOM JPG!!!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:23 No.370460566 Wait, is that from this from the last pic or cumulative?

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:23 No.370460568 impressive collection

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:26 No.370460575 File1324957646.jpg-(6 KB, 191x234, 1322348379806.jpg) it's beautiful

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:26 No.370460578 do you just lurk all year round, posing as your standard /b/-tard, and hiding your true super-human identity like some sort of superman?

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:28 No.370460585 Has this been stickied yet?

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:32 No.370460591 I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T LET US DOWN THERE IS A FUCKING GOD

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:32 No.370460592 My first ever cum in bottles guy thread. This is history in the making for me.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:36 No.370460600 k

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:37 No.370460605 File1324957657.jpg-(25 KB, 400x426, 1324884790347.jpg) whaa

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:40 No.370460616 god i wish those bottles were my face...

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:44 No.370460625 NOOOO POST LIMIT

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:45 No.370460626 he's topped his last record, too. a steady increase of volume!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:46 No.370460632 Admin make this sticky ploxxxx

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:46 No.370460633 >thread up for 5 mins >100+ posts Sticky

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:46 No.370460635 you're a fucking legend At this rate you're gonna have to make a new thread OP

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:48 No.370460637 OSHIT!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:49 No.370460643 File1324957669.jpg-(79 KB, 508x604, 1315908416406.jpg) and with that, the year is complete

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:53 No.370460645 File1324957673.jpg-(11 KB, 464x348, 1312594065550.jpg) jizz forever

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:54 No.370460648 File1324957674.jpg-(19 KB, 450x600, 1312927767069.jpg) >mfw I didn't miss his return

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:57 No.370460655 >>370460337 that guy has too nice of an ass.. >brink of conversion btw,OP you are a GOD among men

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:47:58 No.370460658 File1324957678.png-(111 KB, 832x554, 06.png) OH MY GOD.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:48:06 No.370460677 File1324957686.png-(756 KB, 853x1050, 7e75b57abffcf19a4feb44a68e7830(...).png) Toasting in Epic Bread

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:48:07 No.370460679 Finally! You are a true legend sir.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:48:09 No.370460688 dubs and you find someone and pour that small bottle on them

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:48:12 No.370460697 HE HAS RETURNED! LET US SING /b/ROTHERS! CBM IS BORN CBM HAS DIED CBM HAS RISEN CBM SHALL COME AGAIN

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:48:13 No.370460698 Okay now seriously, what the fuck are you going to do with all that cum?

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:48:16 No.370460711 File1324957696.jpg-(15 KB, 267x274, it_begins.jpg) >>370459200 >>370459200 >>370459200

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:48:17 No.370460715 File1324957697.jpg-(452 KB, 600x2871, 1322716858886.jpg) here is the full collection

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:48:19 No.370460720 AWWWWWWWW SHIT CAN ONLY TYPE LIKE A RETARD IM SO FUCKING HYPED

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:48:21 No.370460722 >>370459200 OH MY GOD!!!! ...he got doubles.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:48:23 No.370460728 posting in epic thread.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:48:23 No.370460729 File1324957703.jpg-(195 KB, 1000x548, 1298023919033.jpg) Oh my..

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:48:29 No.370460740 how do we know it's legit

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:48:31 No.370460743 File1324957711.gif-(796 KB, 226x200, 1324621013035.gif) STICKY THIS SHIT.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:48:33 No.370460749 Please sticky!!!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:48:35 No.370460753 Holy shit.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:48:38 No.370460763 File1324957718.jpg-(45 KB, 750x600, 1324522057628.jpg) >>370459257 I LOVE YOU CUM GUY, YOU RE MY HERO!!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:48:40 No.370460764 File1324957720.jpg-(7 KB, 170x213, detjet.jpg) This is an affirmation that there really is a /b/... a Christmas Miracle!! Faith in humanity is completely restored!! The Messiah has come to deliver us! ...Thank you my sweet sweet prince

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:48:41 No.370460765 File1324957721.jpg-(27 KB, 226x223, 1294729164743.jpg) AND dubs

>>	12/26/11(Mon)22:48:43 No.370460769 File1324957723.jpg-(44 KB, 450x600, 1319620574556.jpg) >>370459200 OP you are a god! and dem dubs!

>>	‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‮‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 12/26/11(Mon)22:48:44 No.370460771 >>370460122 NEWFAG GTFO

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:48:46 No.370460778 this shit is getting archived. fuck yeah, god does exist. >Note to self, you're getting a tattoo tomorrow

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:48:47 No.370460780 yes virginia, there is a man who collects his cum in bottles

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:48:52 No.370460786 File1324957732.jpg-(37 KB, 220x345, 072049.jpg) GET IT STICKIED! THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE THIS! LET IT BE KNOWN!!!!!

>>	I 12/26/11(Mon)22:48:52 No.370460790 Bogsy was here.

>>	anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:48:53 No.370460791 STICK THIS FOR GOD'S SAKE

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:48:56 No.370460795 File1324957736.jpg-(33 KB, 373x500, as965.jpg) Epic thread is epic

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:00 No.370460804 God I love incest....

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:02 No.370460807 File1324957742.jpg-(668 KB, 1440x900, sean.jpg) posting in an epic thread

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:03 No.370460811 >>370460563 i already posted that in this thread you cunt

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:06 No.370460820 File1324957746.jpg-(39 KB, 600x495, 1324749564732.jpg) sticky/archive this bitch

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:09 No.370460826 File1324957749.gif-(1.4 MB, 193x135, bert.gif) I bet he only jacked off ONE horse instead of himself a "JIZZILION" times.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:12 No.370460836 File1324957752.jpg-(1.03 MB, 2448x3264, P16-07-09_17.49008010.jpg) I came out of my cave only for this, OP is a fucking anti-candy-assgot

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:18 No.370460849 File1324957758.png-(1.61 MB, 680x510, _lwdf0k3Xks1qkzqfno1_1280.png) Even more than last year, way to deliver OP. I missed this thread the last two years but someone posted all the pics from previous years a couple weeks ago.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:18 No.370460850 welcome my man inb4 shitstorm

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:19 No.370460855 JESUS CHRIST

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:25 No.370460869 This thread needs to be stickier.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:26 No.370460870 Mother of god

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:27 No.370460871 File1324957767.jpg-(118 KB, 445x327, 1321120961110.jpg) Sticky++

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:27 No.370460872 >>370460715 It's.... Beautiful..

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:28 No.370460875 File1324957768.jpg-(43 KB, 400x324, Spidey 22.jpg) The prophet has arrived!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:29 No.370460880 Huzzah!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:32 No.370460889 File1324957772.jpg-(62 KB, 852x480, photo.jpg) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH THE HERO IS BACK

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:37 No.370460899 Dear Cumsinbottles, What get must we get to determine what you do with all that gloriously overripe spunk?

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:38 No.370460901 File1324957778.gif-(1.35 MB, 280x120, 123546774.gif) It's beautiful..

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:41 No.370460910 >>370460688 >>370460688 >>370460688 >>370460688 >>370460688

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:42 No.370460915 File1324957782.jpg-(40 KB, 500x476, vintageyear.jpg) remarkable

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:45 No.370460923 >>370460740 >>370460740 BECAUSE ITS A BRAND NEW ORIENTATION OF THE BOTTLES NEW ORIENTATION AND CLEAN PICTURE MEANS ONLY ONE THING: LEGIT OMG OMG OMG OMG

Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:46 No.370460926

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>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:48 No.370460934 Archived thread? Ok, JULIEN YOURE A FUCKING FAGGOT AND MARINAS HOT. -Joel

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:50 No.370460939 posting in epic thread for sake of kurisumas!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:51 No.370460940 haha kewl

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:54 No.370460942 I'm in love.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:54 No.370460943 File1324957794.png-(352 KB, 640x360, 1324401272892.png) >>370460655 >>370460655 glad i could convert you <3

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:49:58 No.370460952 He returnes were saved!!!!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:50:00 No.370460962 bookmarked

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:50:01 No.370460964 FUUUCKKK YESSSSS!!!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:50:03 No.370460971 >That feel when for the first time I said I love him first.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:50:04 No.370460976 LOOK AT THE SEDIMENTS IN THE BOTTOM OF THE BOTTLE I WANT TO EAT THAT

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:50:04 No.370460977 after nearly 10 years, this website still fails to let me down

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:50:08 No.370460988 Cum bottle guy is pretty cool eh.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:50:11 No.370460995 Where do you keep the bottles

>>	ClippingMan 12/26/11(Mon)22:50:14 No.370460998 THANK YOU OP, YOU INSPIRED ME >>370449269 BUT NOW THE KING HAS SPOKEN! You've made our holiday season op :) I love you.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:50:23 No.370461015 Fucking poast should be pinned

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:50:28 No.370461024 Faptastic!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:50:32 No.370461032 File1324957832.jpg-(61 KB, 720x540, 1319097865911.jpg) This please me.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:50:35 No.370461037 OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD

>>	Follower of CBM 12/26/11(Mon)22:50:37 No.370461041 HOLY FUCKING SHIT YES THE HOLY BOTTLES HAVE RETURNED

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:50:48 No.370461069 >>370460976 Let's share. With each other.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:50:48 No.370461072 File1324957848.gif-(1.2 MB, 320x180, 1324835184746.gif) thank again OP

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:50:51 No.370461077 Go to bed Jessica L.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:51:07 No.370461112 >>370459200 dem dubs

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:51:08 No.370461117 File1324957868.gif-(151 KB, 500x373, imMmjC.gif) mfw i didn't miss this thread

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:51:21 No.370461148 I bet he just waits until christmas and then wanks off once and fills these. he spends the rest of the year training

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:51:23 No.370461149 >>370460998 >>370460998 >>370460998 This.

>>	nigger Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:51:24 No.370461152 drinking to good health

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:51:26 No.370461156 Did /b/ freeze? The fuck..

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:51:30 No.370461165 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY GOD

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:51:32 No.370461168 >>370460962 lol wut

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:51:34 No.370461171 9 liters. That's roughly 3 gallons. Congratulations. I wish I could share this glorious load.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:51:38 No.370461179 Well would you look at that...

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:51:51 No.370461211 >8 liters of cum. god damn. don't spill that shit

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:51:51 No.370461212 trillions and trillions of dead sperm

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:51:54 No.370461218 IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THREAD SINCE DEC 27 2010 how many threads will you make before you 404 until next year?????

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:51:58 No.370461226 Today was the day

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:51:59 No.370461228 Go to bed Johnny d

>>	Whiteboy Approves 12/26/11(Mon)22:52:01 No.370461235 I remember the 07 post. Shit hit post limit within 3 minutes.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:52:02 No.370461237 I'm speechless. This is history in the making. The fifth cumming of cumbottlesman.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:52:16 No.370461270 I'm so happy I'm going to go knock down that fucking card stand. I'll be there in 30 minutes.

Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:52:20 No.370461279

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>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:52:22 No.370461284 All hail the king. 5 years It's your anniversay

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:52:23 No.370461288 That is nice

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:52:33 No.370461314 >Log on to 4chan > see this thread on first page with no posts. >Post #8 >feelsgoodman.jpg

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:52:34 No.370461315 MY CAT HAS FUCKING HAIR ON ITS FACE OMG WAT JUST WAT PERCY YOU CUNT

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:52:46 No.370461333 LGP was here Don`t know what to post in epic bread Here goes... Hello future self you are the ma, you read me mother fucker, you re the man and whomever you`re sghowing this is a candy-ass or a bitch, or maby both

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:52:50 No.370461340 >>370460962 Good. Then you can show your friends when you go back to school.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:52:53 No.370461347 >>370459200 lol

Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:53:02 No.370461361

Oh boy posting in a milestone of history.

Cumbottlesguy how does it feel to make this acomplishment?

And what did you get for Christmas.

Give us a synopsis of your life.
Let us get to know the inside story of the real cumbottlesguy

>music
>childhood dream
>occupation
>Christmas
>where is your life headed
>where do you hide your cum bottles
>has anyone come across them
>does someone in real life know what cumbottlesguy is and do you quietly lol to yourself when you hear it?
>what do you hate
>what do you love
>love life?

anything else you want to add is fine.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:53:04 No.370461366 >>370461284 4 years jackass

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:53:14 No.370461385 Omg, i cant belive it! I'm posting on the CumGuy thread!!! I knew OP would delivarr!!!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:53:23 No.370461398 I guess it's obligatory to post.. Kind of grossed out, but that's cool.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:53:23 No.370461405 cumbottlesman's fifth and final appearance before the end

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:53:24 No.370461410 so much sex

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:53:36 No.370461439 Do you have a goal? Or just going for broke?

>>	A-Rizzle 12/26/11(Mon)22:53:39 No.370461445 Toastin'

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:53:44 No.370461458 >>370461279 >>370461279 >>370461279 >>370461279 >>370461279 >>370461279 >>370461279 >>370461279 >>370461279 >>370461279 >>370461279 >>370461279 >>370461279 >>370461279 >>370461279 >>370461279 >>370461279

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:53:47 No.370461464 posting

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:53:50 No.370461470 what would he do with it if he ever stopped

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:53:52 No.370461479 >inb4 1000

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:53:57 No.370461487 Saved this to my favourites, gonna show my friends tmoz when they come over for a sleepover :3

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:54:00 No.370461494 Jesus was here

>>	Merry Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:54:00 No.370461498 We are all part of history here today

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:54:03 No.370461501 FUCK YEAH ▲ ▲ ▲

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:54:04 No.370461505 NOT BEING BUMPED ENUFF

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:54:07 No.370461516 >>370460934 >>370460934 >>370460934 I almost banned you stupid leech

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:54:09 No.370461518 I am not a newfag anymore.

Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:54:10 No.370461523

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>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:54:16 No.370461534 APPROVES OF THIS MESSAGE [thx for bringing back /b/ ]

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:54:19 No.370461541 Only cumbottlesman could get 450 replies in less than 20 minutes.

>>	‮ ™tnuoccA esiW ®nahC4 ♯ ♯ ‪‪‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬ Wise-San ~ 12/26/11(Mon)22:54:29 No.370461569 POASTING IN EPIC THREAD

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:54:40 No.370461596 Epic winrar, again. :)

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:54:48 No.370461609 I'm 12 and what is ... O LAWD.

Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:54:50 No.370461611

THIS WAS A JIZZMAS
IM MAKING A JIZZ HERE:
EPIC WIN
ITS HARD TO OVERSPERM /B/'s
SATISFACTION

Anonymous
We Do what we want because we can
for the good of all us
execpt the ones who are b&

But theres no sense crying over every candy-assgot
We just keep trolling till the image limit is reached
And the modding gets done and the thread 404s
And we still never forget

Were not even angry
We are being so sincere right now
Even through you made us wait
a very long time
Until we almost an heroed.

And tore us to pieces
And made billion threads about our anger.
As they raged it hurt because
We are so happy for you

Now these bottles of cum make a beautiful thread
and were out of mad, we can spread our cheers
Were so GlaD you cum, into these little bottles
For the joy of us, Anon

Go ahead and leave us,
just cum back next year
Maybe you will find a gf who will help you
Maybe Megan Foxm
THat was a Joke.
Ha ha. fat chance
anyways this cum is good,
its so sticky and gross.

Look at me still talking when theres fapping to be done
When i lurk in here it makes me glad i am not you
Ive got a life to live, there is work to be done
For the people who are still alive

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:54:55 No.370461624 Fuck, image limit reached.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:54:55 No.370461626 'YES! YES IT IS TRUE!'

>>	Follower of CBM 12/26/11(Mon)22:55:00 No.370461637 Sticky NAO

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:55:10 No.370461654 OH MY GOD I AM PUTTING THIS THREAD IN MY BOOKMARKS SO I CAN COME BACK TO IT EVERYDAY AND NEVER FORGET THE LULZ TO BE HAD XD

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:55:25 No.370461692 >>370461366 it's way more than 4 years... u think he collected almost 4 liters of cum in 2007 alone?? cumguy mustve started collecting in 2003 or 2004.. that's about 8 years worth of cum brah

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:55:29 No.370461700 STICKY THIS SHIT CUMBOTTLESMAN IS BACK THE LEGEND IS BACK

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:55:30 No.370461706 That's disgusting OP. You should be ashamed.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:55:32 No.370461712 We are all part of history

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:55:37 No.370461721 This is what, the 4th or 5th shoop today? Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:55:43 No.370461734 Image limit and over 450 posts in less than 20 minutes. You're a hero OP.

>>	http://steamcommunity.com/id/Tulkan50 12/26/11(Mon)22:55:44 No.370461737 >>370461624 Really candy-assgot, 400 replies and you think the image limit is any at all relevant?

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:55:54 No.370461766 mfw you're all on his cock but he's done nothing with the jizz yet ... inb4 biggest letdown ever

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:56:00 No.370461783 My first Cumbottlesguy post. This is exciting. I've always managed to miss the rest...

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:56:01 No.370461785 About time.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:56:07 No.370461799 future-me, when you read this shit, remember that you spent the last 3 hours waiting for a guy that jizz in a bottle. I hope you have a life by when you/I read this, sincerely past-you-me. for now, posting in an epic bread

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:56:09 No.370461801 BUMP LIMIT?

Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:56:15 No.370461823

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>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:56:22 No.370461833 SWEET JESUS LEGIT101 NIGGA

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:56:33 No.370461856 >>370461654 wat

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:56:35 No.370461862 >>370461654 oh you

>>	Priest Nigga of CBM 12/26/11(Mon)22:56:37 No.370461868 >>370461366 My /b/retheren, let us rejoice in the glory of cumbottlesman! There once was a man from Nantucket he stored all his cum in a bucket he tooks pics, you see and put them on /b/ and anon wanted some of it.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:56:37 No.370461870 >>370461706 go away candy-assgot

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:56:43 No.370461884 >>370461366 see >>370460715 4 years derp

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:56:46 No.370461888 NEVER married OP, nevah!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:56:52 No.370461895 if you ever have a kid or already have one you and if he does something bad show him this and say this could have been you

Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:56:59 No.370461910

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>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:56:59 No.370461911 PIC LIMIT STICKY THIS SHIT PIC LIMIT STICKY THIS SHIT PIC LIMIT STICKY THIS SHIT PIC LIMIT STICKY THIS SHIT PIC LIMIT STICKY THIS SHIT PIC LIMIT STICKY THIS SHIT PIC LIMIT STICKY THIS SHIT PIC LIMIT STICKY THIS SHIT

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:57:07 No.370461935 Do you think Sasha Grey has consumed more than the bottles?

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:57:09 No.370461940 You sir, are a gift to mankind! I salute thee!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:57:10 No.370461942 Is that seriously jizz? come on guys you cant be serious that clearly is not jizz because jizz would just dry up. 2/10 op

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:57:10 No.370461944 I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT FOR THIS SHIT MODS STICKY THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:57:19 No.370461964 >>370461799 don't ruin the moment /b/ro

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:57:23 No.370461975 inb4 404

>>	noko noko 12/26/11(Mon)22:57:24 No.370461976 NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER this shit is so roody-poo!

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:57:24 No.370461977 This thread has reached the maximum number of images. >150 Fuck

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:57:25 No.370461980 Holy crap! Its legit! My messiah

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:57:29 No.370461995 sticky + archive cmon /b/

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:57:32 No.370462006 >>370461611 this thread needs archiving NOW

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:57:33 No.370462009 >>370459200 OH GOOD LORD YES

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:57:38 No.370462030 we are part of history now today

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:57:40 No.370462034 In the epicest of threads!!! :D

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:57:48 No.370462050 dear future self, you are a candy-assgot. the game. EPIC THREAD

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:57:58 No.370462079 >>370459200 A great day for 4chan, an epic day for /b/. Thank you cumbottleguy, you just showed me /b/ and anon are still out there. Fuck, I`m gonna burst into manly tears of happiness

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:58:03 No.370462095 Let this be proof that /b/ isn't dead. lets see 9Fag top this.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:57:59 No.370462097 Is it archived yet? Bump limit reached and it's not stickied..

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:58:09 No.370462109 .......Why is his jizz yellow?

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:58:13 No.370462114 If this dosn't get stickyed I lose all respect for the people's champions

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:58:24 No.370462137 MAKE A WISH JIZZMAN we of the internet shall oblige

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:58:26 No.370462142 Posting

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:58:32 No.370462158 >>370461944 just like elmers glue would dry up if it is in a bottle? same science is at work

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:58:38 No.370462170 Why doesn' this thread bump to front page anymore?

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:58:39 No.370462173 Yay, he's back!!! I only come on 4chan /b/ once a year to look for this guy.

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:58:42 No.370462177 Incredible to have wit essed this

>>	Anonymous 12/26/11(Mon)22:58:45 No.370462188 hello from Prague, been waiting whole night for this ) (5am here). Uve saved the spirit of kurisumas!

>>	mo‮8pE! to‬pui‮# 2wV8‬# A‮imd‬n‬‬‬ 12/26/11(Mon)22:58:47 No.370462189 Pass dat bottle my way, roody-poo.

>>	Follower of CBM 12/26/11(Mon)22:59:01 No.370462223 2012 is looking to be a particularly fine vintage, although not quite as good as the 2010 cum. 2010 was a good year...

comments

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 04:03:17 UTC

So epic.

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 04:06:30 UTC

The only anon that has never failed to deliver. Keep it up cum bottle guy.

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 04:12:32 UTC

He was a man, take him for all in all,
I shall not look upon his like again.

William Shakespeare, "Hamlet", Act 1 scene 2
Greatest English dramatist & poet (1564 - 1616)

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 04:17:48 UTC

THE BOTTLES ARE WORT WITH YEAST. THEY'RE NOT JIZZ, GEEZE. LOOK AT THE YEAST CAKES FLASHING OFF AT THE BOTTOM. AMATEURS!

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 04:20:25 UTC

save your cum for 5 or so years. then come back and apologize for being wrong.
YOU'RE the amateur.

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 04:24:15 UTC

i missed his return ;_;

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 04:24:48 UTC

wouldve been more epic if he didnt use a mac as shown in the EXIF info.

by Shuckle | 2011-12-27 04:28:59 UTC

Threads like these are why we need an Archive.

Shame JizzGuy didn't answer questions this year, but alas.

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 04:29:14 UTC

it wouldve been more epic if it was really jizz and not unfiltered alcohol

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 04:37:57 UTC

Commenting in epic archive

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 04:40:54 UTC

DAMMIT i missed it... oh well

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 04:53:06 UTC

i missed his return, goddammit

posting in glorious archive

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 05:06:26 UTC

He literally came buckets

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 05:09:07 UTC

Why didn't the mods sticky this thread?

The fuck's wrong with them?

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 05:21:26 UTC

Germanfag here
I woke up at 6 in the morning just to see him, but I missed him. No matter what things like this are the whole reason /b/ exists.

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 05:43:24 UTC

I just want to say... thank you. Thank you to OP, for being the great deliverer. All my waiting is come to fruition.

On another note: WTF if with the smaller bottle?

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 06:05:49 UTC

Fuck, I missed it. I had to sleep though. Until next year.

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 08:51:44 UTC

You're the man!!!

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 10:32:07 UTC

you know cumbottleman doesn't actually leave, right?
he's a regular anon just like you and me but he just keeps us all updated on his jizz annually.

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 12:31:33 UTC

>that feel when my computer monitor died a few days ago and I didn't get it post in this thread
;_;

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 12:51:10 UTC

Cumbottlemam is one of the few great anons left but this thread was filled with so much newfaggotry its a shame really.

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 13:35:22 UTC

Those bottles must smell so bad, of God I feel sick.

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 13:53:30 UTC

it belongs in a museum.

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 16:54:59 UTC

TOASTING

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 18:17:19 UTC

Yearly chemo

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 18:46:53 UTC

Thank you jizzgay.. You deserve everything good in this world.
Thank you..

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 18:56:54 UTC

We need to link this to the previous jizzguy threads

by anonymous | 2011-12-27 20:57:37 UTC

i missed it, fuck, oldfag here, this is the only thread i was looking forward to seeing this year =(

by anonymous | 2011-12-28 00:16:28 UTC

what if he just re uses the same cum but jut fills it up in different bottles?

by anonymous | 2011-12-28 07:11:51 UTC

CBG you make me want to be a better jizzer to my gf

by anonymous | 2011-12-29 00:55:23 UTC

>cum santa.jpg

by anonymous | 2011-12-29 20:36:14 UTC

goddamnit... why did i have to miss this? i must have went offline just minutes before he posted...
damn.

by PieWPieFlavor | 2011-12-30 16:56:52 UTC

Cum Man brings happiness through out the universe!

by anonymous | 2011-12-30 22:12:15 UTC

Stayed up until 5 am yurotime, just to see a living legend with my own eyes. It was the most glorious thread I've ever seen under my 1 year lurnking.

Hope next year the mods sticky the thread, and he'll answer some questions.

by anonymous | 2012-01-01 01:04:57 UTC

am i the only one who thinks that's rather disgusting and nothing to be 'celebrated' at all?

by anonymous | 2012-01-02 10:39:34 UTC

So you don't deserve to be on /b/. Bye bye!

by anonymous | 2012-10-03 12:09:21 UTC

He truly is a god among men.

by anonymous | 2012-10-21 19:21:54 UTC

There are only 2 month and 5 days to go before He'll come back among us mortals. Can't wait.

by anonymous | 2012-12-26 02:23:41 UTC

tomorrow is the day our based god returns

by anonymous | 2012-12-26 02:35:21 UTC

an hero'd

by anonymous | 2013-01-05 18:31:44 UTC

Didn't he say that he's stop doing this last year? The world just doesn't make sense without him.and his bottles of cum.

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