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What?
Nothing?

/y/ou're disappointing me...

I don't know and I don't want to know.

My overly gentle concept of yaoi sex is probably nothing like how men actually fuck, which I bet is akin to two gorillas fighting over an empty chip bag.

A little like this.

>>1557973

>googles gorilla fight
>...
>faps in confusion

>>which I bet is akin to two gorillas fighting over an empty chip bag.

baha! oh god I almost died from that image in my head.

>>1557973

sounds like my kinda porn.

Well it all starts when one super mega kawaii~desu uke meets some badass guy and it's all like o.o but den dey are all like ^_^ to each other and da supa~kawaii ukey starts to get all snuggy wuggy with his seme and the ukey is all like o3o and den they confess their feelings and den they have teh buttsex and averyone is liek OMG!!!!!!! o3o o.o ^_________________^ and then dey live happily every after having kawaii buttsex
And that is how men have sex with each other

>>1557979
All I'm saying is, I've never had sex with another man and I don't really want to, because we're just going to end up grunting at each other and trying to wrestle into positions where we're more or less sure our penises are rubbing something warm.

>>1557981

NO IT DOESN'T WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT D:

>>1557983

dammit why is mansex so complicated :<

When two men love each other very much.

They eat steak and um... bump fists.

They do this while yelling "AH AH" a lot.

Then they sigh and get whipped cream all over everything.

...and that's how guys have sex.

CONFIRMED: No one on /y/ actually knows how mansex works.

NEWS AT 11.

c: All I know is from /y/ and porn
Is it actually like this?

>>1557993
I don't know, I've only ever had buttsex with a woman... it was like that, but we put some pillows under her back to make it more accessible.

I, for one, admit that I don't quite understand how the whole prostate thing works.
But then, I don't have one.

>>1557989

...can someone draw this, please?

>>1557993
you may want my opinion. im a man, and have buttsexed men, and that possition is a very good one. there are other possitions too that are more often used, but that's my favourite.

go check out redtube if you wanna study up. there are some fair examples there.

>>1558001
Oh, it's fun, it's like having a little spot deep inside your butt that's really sensitive to rubbing and touching, and even though you're having whoever's in there be really gentle you sort of involuntarily squeeze and feel this pressure on it that makes you go stiff even if you were totally spent a second ago.

>>1558007

why did I imagine this post common from some cartoon critter with a weird helium voice and a high pitched giggle.

Erotic Anatomy for Kids! o_O

>>1558010

>coming*

I can't spell for shit today.

>>1558010
Hey, I don't talk to kids about stimulating my prostate! The judge told me it would be a really bad idea to go there!

>>1558007
thats a good way to describe it.
>>1558001
what else... its kinda like you can feel tightening some inches in but the tightening had a diameter in which it is felt, so it feels like more is being rubbed than what actually is being rubbed.

>>1557986

There's always frot.

what what
in the butt

>>1558016
Yeah, there's really a rubbing feeling like friction to it, even if it's actually just pressure. It's sort of like how I imagine the G-spot feeling, especially in the way it makes you think you're about to pee o_o

>>1558017
Are you trying to convince me to dry-hump a man while naked so that you can get off thinking about us scrambling towards orgasm while panting into each other's bare shoulders?

... because I could get into that.

>>1558007
>>1558020
>>1558016

>checks anatomy book

That's... a pretty small spot? Any chance of missing?

I know most tissue back there has the same "sexual swell" properties as the penis. But is it enough to get off on without prostate stimulus?

1. Go to xtube.com
2. Get on the gay channel (or select male in both "my gender" and "what I like" options)
3. ????
4. BUTTSEX

>>1558026

Yeah. It's pretty much like that.

>>1558023
It's pretty easy to get pressure on - any guy you finger will probably get some stimulation of it, but if you know which direction to push it's guaranteed.

>>1558020
ffft yeah. i have a friend who i had a disscussion about this to and we tried to compare the two (she's a girl) and thats basically similar, however if i girl tried buttsex, everything just makes her feel like she's gotta shit. lol it feels better for guys i guess **shrugs**

>>1558023
i dont think you can miss it too much. you'd thrust more than once, wouldnt ya?

>>1558030
Eh, there are still reasons for women to do anal, especially if you can find a good position where she can really feel her butt getting stuffed. You rarely feel sexier than when you're being 'misused' in that way.

>>1558032
the truth has been spoken. also, she doesnt get preg. its an awesome thing. (and doing it fast enough with lube makes it feel different apparently. or so she says.)

If I ever DO have sex with a guy, which is quite possible, I probably wouldn't go all the way the first time. There'd be too much other stuff to figure out first, you know?

>>1558041
as long as your bring lube, your first ride should be good enough not to regret. dont worry about it too much. sex is natural for a reason, so let it naturally happen

> make silly thread.
> expecting it to be bombarded with porn.
> leave computer.
> have dinner.
> take shower.
> come back to check thread.

> serious discussions.
>mfw.

>>1558164
lol'd. okay the worst i have is a turkeyXGreece hetalia doujin in which Greece is still a child. it is the ONLY THING im pedo for and i am ashamed.

should i find second worst?

>>1558007
I am a bit wowed by this. Why couldn't I have been born a guy? Guys get all the awesome stuff, they don't bleed everywhere, they don't get pregnant, and they can suck themselves off. I can only get to like 3 inches from it on myself. Lucky guys. Oh well, I can always dream.

>>1558173
yes

Second worst is my humour folder. i'll go find third worst, and then im going to bed. its 3:50AM where i am and i have to work.

third worst is everything i have on these two by whoever the artist was. this was my desktop for years, and some of my buddies opened my laptop at school back in grade 12 and everyone saw this (which is why my laptop is now passworded). i went to a catholic shool btw. itf funny to see their reactions to things.

>>1558294
I do enjoy being a man, but at the same time, there are things you wonder. Like "Would I make a good girl?" and "Why can't I wear prettier clothes and have it be socially acceptable?" and "I kind of wonder what it's like to be pregnant," and soforth.

and before i completely forget, here are the stories that go along with:
>>1558173
kid is too cute, pedo wants, and the lieklyhood of excape is minimal. its happened.
>>1558300
ive seen guys do this just because they thought it would be funny to post on the internet. no lie. thats seriously their reasoning
>>1558303
and last, but not least, the almighty blindfold. a guy decided to blinfold me because he was gonna give me a valentines present (we were dating at the time) and i got horney at the idea of being with him and being blindfolded at the same time. eventually i decided to masturbate and moan, and that eventually coaxed him into screwing with me. i bent over and the game was doggy-style that night.

now, this manwhore is gonna go sleep.

>>1557962

WELL YOU SEE, M'BOY. When a man loves a woman, a man will take his penis, and insert it into the woman's vagina! But since men do not have Vagina, the man must settle for a Mangina, also known as a rosebud. And before that can happen, because excrement comes out of a Mangina, the Mangina must first be cleaned. Unlike Yaoi, real man-sex can be very apalling and awkward if the first thrust is accompanied by a brown color! So make sure to go to the bathroom and clean out first. Mm. Yes. But some like that!

Not me, sonny. Not me. Anyway! Assuming you have cleaned the Mangina, you must then have a long discussion about how it isn't gay if the balls, or in the case of the man with the Mangina, it isn't gay if the balls touch the Mangina Glands. And then after thinking through the position you will use, you must determine who will be the woman, if you have not done so. Do so now, sonny.

Good boy, sonny! Never let another man stick it up your pooper! That's what we call shame. If your Mangina has second thoughts and you are sure you do not want to go out and buy a woman from the kitchen, wrestle your Mangina to the ground and tell him it will not hurt. It is a lie, it usually hurts. Penis is not meant to go inside a Mangina, sonny! So once this is done you have performed 'guy sex'.


The more you know!

>>1558311
.....what the fuck. i lol'd

>>1557974
:v I'm just gonna pop in right here... anyone know the artist for this? It's quite... interesting.

(Also. Captha: mentok branch)

>>1558311
and how does one clean his Mangina?

>>1558484
You take a bulb or plastic medicine syringe, fill it with water, and then shoot it up there. When you feel good and full, squeeze it out into the toilet. Do it a few times and you'll find that the water coming out is practically clear; that means you're ready for company.

>>1558487
That's how women should prepare for anal too.

>>1558484
Usually through use of an enema. Found in most pharmacies. Try CVS.

First, foreplay, seriously, without foreplay, you'll break each other, It was hard for me to sit for two weeks because we rushed it XD

Second, lots of lube.

And... yeah... It's freakishly disgusting with shit on your dick, so wash yourself first. By that I mean, crap it out... or make sure to do an enema!
(Mehe, that feels good too sometimes ;) )
Anyways, LUBE!

Lots of it.

Mooooreeee...
A little more...

HALF THE BOTTLE DAMMIT!

Then, when some of the lube is in the ukes butt, pour some on your cock and thrust ;D

Now... getting fucked in the ass isn't comfy unless your partner hits the prostate... that can be quite hard to do if you're on your tummy.
Lying on your back with your legs back is the best position.

No, actually... sitting up is the best position... gaaah...

Don't forget the lube!

>>1558311

BWAHAHAHAHA.

You've just earned like 20 manginas.

>>1557962
>>1557976
c'mon .. sauce!

ok step 1 is to find a guy you like
step 2 make sure he knows what he is doing
step 3 be prepared to return the favor (bring lots of lube & enema! )
step 4 make sure you stimulate the cock while slowly working either anal toys or well manured figer into the anal
step 5 you will simply nuge your male member into your partner until the head is encased by the opening
step 6 this is the hard part! (probably not for you but maybe for the other guy ) make sure the partners cock is well stimulated while sliding the cock slowly deeper into the anal cavity the 2 spincher is the most sensitive and easiest to damage! it must be relaxed or they are in for a hurting
step 7 once they are used to the size of you and with a little wiggling you can start going faster
final step expload your load all in them

Source? Pedo in me has wants and needs. English would be spectacular but beggars can't be choosers.

>>1558782
source for what? this? : >>1558173
you should be more specific.

I think the overall degree of inaccuracy in yaoi is exaggerated, but lack of lube and lack of preparation are the primary culprits.

Anal sex without lube is pretty much a no-go, and stands a pretty good chance of causing injury.

Without getting into too many specifics, if you want to be sure not to encounter any "unpleasantness" you're best off using an enema beforehand. As long as you don't need to go when you have sex, you can get away with not using one maybe 80% of the time, but why not go for 100% poo-free? It's not like enemas are really all that intimidating, especially if you're going to put something much larger than the nozzle up there anyway. There's some anti-enema info out there on the net, but I think it's pretty much piffle, exaggerating health complications that are rare, not so bad anyway, or only encountered if you fail to use any common sense at all.

Many people don't know that enemas used to be a lot more popular than they are today, and not for any sexual purpose, but because they were reputed to be healthy or something. They were even a bit of a fad during part of the 19th century. The fact that they could be that widely used just goes to show that taking one is really not such a big deal. I recommend it.

This post has been brought to you by TMI corporation.

The first and only time I've actually tried to have sex, I was being the bottom. We didn't know you had to use lube or anything else before so it didn't work out that well, I went a couple of minutes before I just wanted it out. Almost cried, but then I remembered I was a man and held it together until I got to the bathroom.

>>1558838
Yeah, you should definitely try that again, this time with less fail.

Wait, wait, men HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER?

I thought this board was about German/French relations, you know, 'ja' and 'oui' getting along?

>>1558764

OP, here.
Didn't know this thread was still going.

Anywho, the first two images are from a one-shot (i think?) called Wild and Strawberry.

Possibly.

I'll try to hunt it down and dump it later.

I know I've seen the "sound's appealing" image somewhere before but I don't know the name of the manga. It was about an incubus haunting some kid. That much I know.

>>1559120

The picture in >>1557976 is from Aijin Incubus.

You can find it on animea but it hasn't been updated in over a year. :/

Not OP but I took the liberty of dumping Wild and Strawberry for the curious.

>>1559209

This is the best thread on /y/, ever.

I move for archival.

>>1559299

Them dubs say "lets get 'er done!"

>Captcha: conceive ablesone

Seriously, I thought this'd be dead by now. :/

>>1559251

O hey, thanks for saving me the trouble.