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moar?

Maybe I'm just 'tarded, but that wasn't scarey...

'splain, please?

There's a gimmick, or at least, something that's kind of non-obvious that's going on.

Are the photographers the ghosts?

>>9533777
The people in the story are ghosts

No, no they are not.

I think it's implied that they'll make ghosts out of the people in the house pretty far from the rest[kill them].

>>9533777

The house had people living in it. They broke inside and walked around while everyone slept.

I think.

The people arent taking photos of ghosts. Theyre taking stealth photos of people after breaking into their houses.

They dead!

9533812 and 9533814 win! Good catch.

They killed people and took pictures of them trying to capture the image of their spirt.
/thread

MOAR!!!

>>9533834
Sorry, you're late for the partay.

Any more OP?

Ya'll solved that one fast.
Here's another, this one's a little easier.

My sister's an art teacher, and she rented a two bedroom cheap apartment to use as a studio. She never lived there, she just used it as a place to paint. Since I was hard up for a place to stay, she was nice and gave me one of the rooms.
So I moved my stuff in in the morning, and then went off to work. I came home excited, ready to enjoy my new place. My sister had told me to be really careful with the locks, so I locked the door with the deadbolt and chain. I made myself some instant ramen with the water heater in the kitchen, and then read some comics until it was time for bed. I checked the door and the gas, and went to sleep.
Around 2 or 3 in the morning, I heard the deadbolt unlock from teh front door. My sister had come to paint. I heard her go to the bedroom next to mine, the one she used as a studio. I'd been in there earlier, it was empty except for some canvas and paints.
I was tired and I had work again the next morning, so I stayed in bed. I could hear her mumbling and laughing to herself.
"Man, artists are weird people," I said to myself as I fell asleep again.
When I woke up in the morning, my sister was gone and I was alone in the apartment. I got up and got ready, and then went out the front door.
It was only when I turned around to lock it that I realized, and I was suddenly terrified.
I never went back into the apartment after that.

>>9533862
Her sister died long ago.

>>9533862

the chain on the door

>>9533862
locked with the chain so his sister couldn't have come in

>>9533862
Theres no way the sister was alive because she wouldnt be able to unlock the chain from outside.

>>9533862

His sister shouldn't have been able to come into the apartment because he locked it with the chain. So there was already someone inside the apartment?

The chain on the door is the correct answer!
I translated these two for a buddy so this is all I have stocked. If you want more, I can do a couple, but is anybody enjoying these?

>>9533898
This thread is awesome. Today OP was not a faggot

>>9533898
YES! DO MOAR!!!

>>9533898
They're fun!

I'm throughly enjoying them. If I wasn't so tired I'd try my hand at making a few.

Okay, I'm getting my ass kicked in LoL (Freaking Fed Wukong) but as soon as this game is done I'll do another. Gimmie 5 mins or so?

bump for the love of /x/

>>9533862

His sister was dead, or at least she was never there, the door wasn't possible to lock/unlock from the outside.

i'm thoroughly enjoying these.

>>9533912
yes do more please

bumping for MOAR

Okay, here's another one. Maybe a little more Japanese-ish.
At the end of June, a college student was found dead in his apartment. He'd been dead for at least a month, and his body was found in a bad state of decay. The cops called his brother Tatsuya in to identify the body, and while he was there they played the messages on the deceased's answering machine.

3/14: A message from his mother talking about a trip they took when he was little. It cut off midway.
3/16: An invitation to a trip by a friend.
3/21: A message from his father, that his grandpa wanted to see him.
4/25: A message from his friend saying that he needed to go to school.
5/1: A message from his mother telling him to call his brother Tatsuya.

That was all that was on the tape.
"The calls from your parents were always at around 2:00 AM, the detective said. Tatsuya nodded.

"My parents died when we were both little..."

And no, the answer is not just "THEN WHO WAS PHONE?"

>>9533980

he had been communicating with his parents while he was dead?

Nope.

>>9533980
His parents are bastard ghost who convinced him an hero.

>>9533997

>>9533980
Apples?

His parents died during the trip? They got murdered?

Bump

>>9533980

Tatsuya was adopted. That has something to do with this.

>>9533980
he was speaking to the dead and killed himself to be with his dead relatives.

come on OP!

They died during the trip

Sorry, sorry, I had to go get tacos.

The answer is that his parents were calling him from beyond the grave. His grandfather wanting to meet him means that he would die soon.

"Contact your brother" means that poor Tatsuya is next.

Maybe too Japanese?

What is OP's pic from?

>>9533980
I'm stumped. Maybe it was his mother warning him about a trip that Tatsuya or w/e arranged for the parents, and that's how they died? But then who was the friend.... fuck.

>>9534083
20th Century Boys nigga

Hell if I know. It's on the site I found it from. Freaky though, ain't it?

One day, when I was little, my sister's crying was bugging me so I killed her and threw her in a well.
The next day the body was gone.

Five years later, I got in a fight with a friend over something stupid, and I killed him too. I threw his body in the well, and the next day, it was gone.

Ten years later, I accidentally got a chick pregnant when we were drunk. I killed her and threw her body in the well, and the next day it was gone.

Fifteen years later, I had this boss who was a dick. I killed him and threw him in the well. The next day his body was gone.

Twenty years later, my mom was getting old and she needed to be put in a home. I didn't want to pay the money, so I killed her and threw her body in the well.

The next day, it was still there.

>>9534081
Got any more?

>>9533731
>"Not really. I saw a house that was pretty far from the rest. We can go their next."
>We can go their next."
>their
FUCK

>>9534104

mother knew about the murders, she was hidingvthe bodys

The well was dark, the bodies got piled so high he could see her

>>9534104
A rapist lives down there, and he doesn't like old gilfs.

>>9534104

The Mom was disposing of the bodies.

>>9534104

Seen this one before. His mother was hiding the bodies for him.

>>9534112
A spelling error? On MY internets?

>>9534115
You are correct sir!

I'll type out another. Do pardon the spelling on these, I'm typing them out as fast as I can.

>>9534104
Mother was eating the bodies.

>>9534118
Who doesn't like GMILFs?

It's been a crappy day. I woke up late, I skipped breakfast, and I think I forgot to lock the door, too. And to make matters worse, my boss yelled at me again today. All the girls in the office hate him. The bald bastard. "I wonder if he's that guy who keeps stalking me?" I say to myself as I go home.
Home, of course, is a cheap-ass apartment with a living kitchen and a seperate bedroom, and not even a window facing outside. Not that I care. It's cheap. I unlock the door and go inside.
The place is trashed. Somebody must've broken this morning... Crap. I'm tired. I'll just call the police tomorrow.
I decide to skip breakfast and head for the bedroom.

>>9534171
The door was unlocked when she left, and locked when she returned. The door locks from the inside. Whoever trashed her house must still be there.

The door was locked from the inside

>>9534171

Looks like japaneses are scared of things happening in locked rooms. Once again, the lock is the answer

>>9534171

He forgot to lock the door, and yet when he came home, he unlocked it, and skipped breakfast again.

Is he stalking himself?

Yeah, I guarantee you I'm double checking the locks tonight.
Here's another.

I got run over by a hit-and-run driver, and I had to go to the hospital for a month. When I finally got out, a good buddy of came over to hang out.
"Sorry I couldn't go see you in the hospital."
"It's cool, man."
"Did you see the guy who did it?"
"Nah, it was too sudden. I don't remember."
"I see."
"You be careful too, buddy."
"Yeah, I will. Anyway, it's getting late, so I'm gonna head home. Next time I'll go see you."
"Thanks."

>>9534196
That's damn creepy.

>>9534214

Friend hit him.

>>9534214
>"Next time I'll go see you"

Next time he runs over him.

>>9534214
Friend ran him over. He said he'd "see him next time", implying he'd run him over again.

I enjoy these.

>>9534227
>>9534229
That's right! Friends don't let friends run each other over.
And yeah, should be "skip dinner" for the last line of the other one. Unless maybe she works a double shift?

It's five minutes to midnight, and I'm on an express train on the outskirts of Tokyo. It's just me and a few other people, and then this one guy gets on. When he gets in, he looks around and suddenly has this terrified expression on his face as the doors close behind him.
He walks up to a woman, "Excuse me ma'am. Are you 28?"
"That's exactly right," the woman says. "How could you tell?"
He ignores her and turns to the man next to me, "And you, you're 45?"
"Why yes, that's right."
He looks to me, "And you're 35."
"That's correct. But how do you know?"
"And you miss, you're 50?"
"Yes, that's right. But I'll be turning 51 tomorrow, in five minutes."
When she says this the man goes white as a sheet.
"I have a special power: I can see how long each of you is going to live."

bampu

>>9534306

he did something to the train.

>>9534306

DERAILED

>>9534306
The 50 year old is never going to see 51, amidoinitrite?

DAMN NIGGA! THEY ALL ABOUT TO DIE AND SHIT
>>9534306

>>9534306
They're all gong to die in less than 5 minutes

They all die in 5 minutes, not really smart when you think about it, the fact that he got on with them...

>>9534306
>>9534306
Train will crash, they will all die.

>>9534306

They are going to die within the 5 minutes - he sees with wich age they gonna die

>>9534337

maybe dat bitch knew he was gonna die and took all dem down wid him.

what a cunt

THA PARANORMAL IZ U NEVER MADE A FR1END ND U NEVER TALKD 2 THAT FRAND.

>>9534337
Hypothetically, the future-seeing-man can survive himself if he quickly kills all the other passengers. That way, they will die at the correct times without the train needing to crash.

>>9534353
You're on the wrong board

>>9534333
Oh shit, my first set of trips!! I feel honoured to be sharing it with you guys.

That's right! It's a final destination thing they've got going on there. That and whoever wrote it TOTALLY stole it from one of the Megaten games.

Moving on, and continuing our theme of enclosed spaces.

An old man says to me, "Wanna play a game?
Here's the rules. I've got a bunch of boxes, and inside one of them is the prize money. The boxes are heavy and strong, too heavy to ever open with your hands, but there are axes and welding torches and all kinds of things around them, and you can take as much time as you want. When you find the money it's yours."
Well, I don't see any way I can lose then. Worst case, I spend a night opening boxes.
"By the way, there are a ton of boxes, but if you give me 50$ I'll start you right next to the prize money."
Even better! I take out my wallet and give the old guy 50$.


The game starts.
The prize money is right in front of my eyes.

>>9534375
If it's going the crash, killing other people wouldn't stop the train from crashing would it?
Beside he lost a lot of time talking with people and with his bare hands it wouldn't be too easy to kill them all in under 5 minutes

>>9534391
The prize money is the 50$ he handed to the guy? In other words, he got scammed maybe?

>>9534391

its the old man. he has the money inside him

>>9534391

The prize money is the $50 and the "box" is the old man... ?

>>9534391
The prize money was his own and he had to kill the man?

>>9534391
His 50$ is the prize money. The old man put the money in one of the boxes.

>>9534391

He was locked inside the box and won't be able to come out

Moar?

>>9534415
Winner! Winner! Chicken Dinner! How long until his air runs out, I wonder? Be very suspicious of strange old men offering you easy money.


I hate being in crowds when it's hot. Fucking hate it. I'm exhausted from work, and then I have to ride the damn rush hour train home. I stagger back to my apartment building, and I go inside and wait for the elevator. There's another goddamn crowd here. An old woman and her husband, two kids in elementary school, a college student, a businessman in a suit, and a mom with a kid on her back and another holding her hand.
We all get inside, and just as the doors are about to close this cute girl in a white dress slips past them. The weight buzzer goes off. Well, that makes sense. This thing's got a limit of 9 adults. She looks embarrassed and tries to get off, but I smile and step out of the elevator. As the doors close she's smiling back at me. Very cute. I honestly just didn't want to be stuck on a full elevator, but still, totally worth it. I take the next elevator up and go back to my place. The TV's on, and the news is talking about some chick that's gone missing.

I need moar

mum with a kid on her back?

>>9534455


lost :x

>>9534455
The girl in the elevator was dead. His TV was already on, implying she turned it on and was in his house.

>>9534455

don't know, says limit is 9 adults and there are 10 people, but a lot of them are kids, so... don't know
perhaps the missing chick's body was over the elevator

>>9534488
>>9534493

Hint: Nothing supernatural here.

>>9534397
Who's to say he wasn't supposed to kill them all along?
Look at it this way, there are two main possibilities (simplified for ease of explanation).

One. The train crashes and all those people die.
Two. He kills the people.

If he does kill the people, then their predicted deaths must have been talking about the murders (and not a train crash) all along. Thus, there never was going to be a train crash at all, and the only thing that might have indicated a train crash (the death times) was actually predicting something else.
So, the chances of the train crashing would be the same as any other time.

Look at it this way. We think that there might be a train crash because of the death dates. If those death dates (the only thing that might suggest a train crash will happen) were actually not predicting a train crash (and were instead predicting murder) then we have absolutely no reason whatsoever to think the train might crash.

>An old woman and her husband, two kids in elementary school, a college student, a businessman in a suit, and a mom with a kid on her back and another holding her hand.

5 adults
4 kids
+ narrator
+ girl in white dress

girl in white dress was missing girl? or something

>>9534496
>>9534496
>>9534496
>>9534496

oh shit missing girl body on top of the elevator fucking smart

is that right op

>>9534455
I get it now. 5 adults, + 4 kids which = 2 adults. That makes 7. Then there's the person talking. That's 8. With the white dressed girl on, it should make 9, but the alarm says there's more, so the missing girl is on top of it.

>>9534513

Bingo! Dead chick on top of the elevator. Supposedly this was a conan episode.
BTW guys, I swear when I got back from getting tacos I locked the door, 'cause of all this shit I'm posting, but when I double checked a bit later it was unlocked. Not making that up. Fucking weird.

Anyway, here's another that's kind of Japanese-y. If nobody gets it I'll just give the answer and move on to the next.

Two years ago, a good friend of mine was riding his motorcycle, and he crashed into a tree and died. It was really sudden.
The day after the funeral, five of us went to his place and sorted through his stuff. The guy loved taking pictures, and he had tons of photos of the canpus, the local parts, landscapes, that sort of thing. There was one that was kind of weird, though. It was a photo of his bathroom mirror. Just a straight on-shot of a full body mirror, reflecting back on an empty bathroom. There was nothing out of the ordinary about it, but it did feel strange. Is it because maybe you don't see that many photos of mirrors?

>>9534527

^^^^^^ ??

if this is right, this is the best one in the thread so far imo

>>9534455
"Business man in a suit" SLENDER MAN!

For real though, I think that the girl he encountered was the one that was missing, and it seems that he was in his apartment prior (the TV was on when he got home).

>>9534532

can't take a pic of a mirror without your hand / you / camera being in the pic as well

ghost? dunno. like his body didn't show up aka his imminent death

He recently took the picture as a ghost

>>9534532
The guy isn't in the photo so no one could have taken it.

>>9534532
vampire

>>9534499
It was preddicted they would die and so the wheels of fate began to move so that it would happen. If he wouldn't kill those people, then the train would crash (or perhaps something else would happen, like there being a murderer on the trai). So if he didn't kill anybody, anyway they would die and he could not do anything about it, ecause it was already set in motion. I don't say that for certain that nothing would happen if he killed them, but him choosing what to do wouldn't change what was going to happen.

If its a picture of the mirror and the bathroom is empy then who is holding the camera?

>>9534532
no reflection? Is he a vamp or something?

>>9534532
You can't have a full-on body shot of a mirror without getting yourself in the picture.

>>9534532
Maybe it was a two way mirror?

>>9534552
Dude it's a 2ch copy/paste. Don't overthink it.

All of you who said "Where's the dude with the camera?" are right.

Two of my friends and I, we'll call 'em A and B, went ghost hunting in this old house where there'd been a murder one late one night.
"Hey, I heard the killer really butchered these guys. I bet their ghosts must be really pissed off."
"Yeah, it was a massacre. He stabbed the husband's eyes out, and then killed the mother with a big knife, and then he strangled the kids."
"But A, didn't you say you weren't scared off ghosts?" I said as we wandered around the house with just a single flashlight. We went through the kitchen, and down to the room where the murders occured. I could've sworn I could still see blood on the walls.
The place was creepy, but we didn't see anything weird. On the way out, I turned to A.
"Hey, I didn't see anything spooky, did you?"
"Not me."
"I didn't either."
"I didn't see a thing."
So there was nothing, then.
Kinda lame, but a part of me feels relieved.

4 people were talking, one was ghost wtf

Narrator is the killer

>>9534592
Ayup.

My job means I'm always on a train. I'm on the train again today, and suddenly there's this woman that appears in front of me. It's goddamn depressing.

>>9534585
I understand they can't see the guy in the picture, but his camera is also a ghost camera?

Narrator is a conductor and is about to hit a woman on the tracks

>>9534598

Narrator = conductor running over a woman

4chan, do your worst: 6129400579

>>9534585

At the end there were four people talking

>>9534552
Why do you think the train might crash?
>Because the death dates predicted they would die!
But those death dates were not predicting a train crash at all, but rather a violent bunch of murders.
Do you have any other reason to think the train might crash?
>If he didn't kill those people then...
But he did. That was what was predicted. It is unavoidable. He was destined to kill those people, (assuming he did).

> I could've sworn I could still see blood on the walls.
He's seen the blood on the walls before.

> relieved
Relieved nothing was there

He knew intimate details of the murders

narrator was killer

>>9534628
Not really. That "still" can mean the blood is still there many time after the murder.

>>9534614
Yeah. People jumping in front of trains.


I got out of jail yesterday.
I killed five people, but since I was a minor they let me go after four years.
At the time it was on all the news. I really do feel bad about it, and I've decided to get a job as soon as I can to help my family.
Why do I have to help my family when I'm barely over 18? After I did it, my parents got fired, and my sister couldn't pay tuition and had to drop out of college. For four years they've been living off of savings, and never going out of the house except to buy food. And then their savings ran out six months ago, and since then they've been living off of salt and tap water.
I figured they all must have me, but when I got back they were acting like nothing's happened. My mom was laughing her ass off at a sitcom, and my sister was drying her hair while she talked to somebody on the phone. My dad was smiling at them while he drank from a bottle of beer.
Man, if I don't find work soon...

>>9534617
someone on minneapolis?

>>9534663
killed his parents

>>9534663
He killed his family?

>>9534663

He killed himself and his whole family

>>9534683
He's not a ghost, and neither are they.

>>9534683

I was thinking he killed his whole family, but that's three people, not five.

>>9534663
television? beer? they have money!!
Maybe they killed people too?
The boy's dead and their family are living of insurance?

>>9534663
he killed his family members.
hes seeing their ghosts.

He killed his parents, and his sister (3)
and placed there bodies to look like they're still alive and he pretend that they are
the other 2 are insignificant to the story

"After I did it, my parents got fired, and my sister couldn't pay tuition and had to drop out of college. For four years they've been living off of savings, and never going out of the house except to buy food. And then their savings ran out six months ago, and since then they've been living off of salt and tap water. "

Their family can't be dead people.

they intend on killing the son and making it look like an accident to collect insurance

OP here. Re-reading this it occurs to me that this one's kinda hard and maybe not all that well written.

The family has gone insane. She's watching a comedy that isn't there, and the girl is drying her hair and talking on a dead cellphone in a house with the power out...

Etc. I'm trying to find some other ones but most of the rest I'm seeing all require a lot of Japanese knowledge (They're based on kanji and shit.) Give me a second.

why they so not poor?
must have something to do with it...

>>9534663
The question is "what would happen if he didn't find work soon?"

>>9534779

He'd go crazy too! Did anybody else notice a countdown in that story? First sentence has 6 words, he kills 5 people, jail for 4 years, 3 family members....
>useless english major

>>9534779

They would starve?

>>9534796

countdown till they murder him and/or he goes insane?

>>9534796
yeah thought about it, but since I didn't see a 2 I didn't give it much thought

>>9534813
5 people killed
4 years in prison
3 family members
2 parents
1 sister

I doubt there is actually any significance here, though. There were plenty of other numbers in the scenario.

i was reading this thread and all the sudden the door to my dorm room opened and then closed...
spooked the shit out of me

>>9534836

Was your door locked?

He killed his family, but didn't go to jail.

>>9534836

ALIENS

>>9534836
maybe there was the guy from >>9534171

OP here. This is getting nowhere. I've gone through five of them, and they're all pretty fucking scary, but kanji puns just don't translate.

Here's one.

Friend: "I'm really sorry about this."
Me: "Hey, stop it!"
Friend: "My sister... she's sick. I need the money."
Me: "Are you okay man? Snap out of it."
Friend: "......Thanks."
Me: "I can lend you like a thousand bucks, if you want it."
Friend: "Thanks man. And like, well..."
Me: "Here, take the rest of my dinner if you want it."
Friend: "Thanks."
Me: "What are you talking about? I mean, we're best pals right?"
Friend: "I'm thinking of killing myself... If you weren't here I was gonna do it."
Me: "Hey, don't worry about it."
Friend: "Sorry to bug you this late at night."

>>9534866
He broke into his friend's house with a gun?

>>9534866

I'm lost... I feel like there are ulterior motives going on, since killing himself has nothing to do with a sick sister, the dinner doesn't have anything to do with money for the sister...
hmmm

>>9534866
read bottom up and shit brix

>>9534886

Me again, also perplexed by the opening line...
this, if it plays out to be as complex as I'm thinking, might be my favorite one here (topping the elevator one)

>>9534897
You;re right

>>9534886
im pretty sure it does: insurance money

>>9534897

It's still not scary though...

>>9534897
>>9534897
>>9534897

>>9534897

Holy.
Shit.

>>9534866
Reading from bottom to top
The "Friend" pulls a gun/weapon on him at the point where he mentioned his sister

>>9534918
from a friend?
don't think so

OP again. Sorry if some of these earlier ones aren't labeled right. I don't spend a lot of time posting here.

>>9534897
You win!

My kid's weird. He's got this habit of pointing at faces sometimes, like in a picture or on TV.
It was only a little while ago that I learned whenever he points at somebody like that, they're gonna die within three days.
Like today, when I went to turn on the TV, my son was pointing on the screen.
When I turned it on there was a US senator, talking about a civil rights bill.
Hmm, so he's gonna die too huh?

>>9534962
i meant life insurance

The friend asked the narrator to meet him somewhere secluded. The narrator had takeout with him and offered it. The friend pulls a gun on him.

Pointing at the narrator's reflection.

>>9534965
the kid was actually pointing at the dad when he was turning on the TV

>>9534965

Reflection in the TV screen

>>9534965
TV was turned off when son was pointing.
Reflection on blank TV.
Son was pointing at the reflection of the father.

>>9534965
kid was pointing at reflection of dad in mirror

>>9534965
The tv was off when the boy pointed at it, so the parent's the one that's going to die

the kid's a racist

He was pointing at the mom, not the senator. The mom is going to die?

>>9534965
What if the kid was pointing at his own reflection

>>9534965
kid pointing at his own reflection

>>9535029

What if the TV's gonna die?! BA-DUHHHH

All of you who said he was pointing at the reflection: That's right!

Also yes, the kid is a racist. Probably. Kids are dicks like that.

I've been really tired lately, so I took some time off work and went to England. I checked into a nice three story hotel after a long day of sightseeing, and just collapsed in bed.
Around 3:00 AM I heard some noise, and I look outside. The police are everywhere. They're yelling up at me that there's been a robbery and murder on the second floor. I'm on the top level, and I can see that the cops have the stairs and elevators locked down. Should be fine then.
I'm going back to bed. Hope they catch the guy.

>>9535060

He's locked on the third floor with him

>>9535060

They're blocking the stairwell and elevators to keep the murderer in the building. The murder is on the third floor with the narrator.

>>9535060
1. he's a schizophrenic who killed them
2. they have everything locked down except his floor, so the murderer is near him.

One of those imo

>>9535080
Well, yes. But why?

>>9535080

^ This.

>>9535085
This is the best answer I can see so far. Let's see what the poster says.

>>9535091

Because they would have locked the stairs down so the killer could not go down, so the killer could still ascend the stairs

OP here. This one wasn't that hot anyway.

England goes: Ground Floor/1st Floor/2nd Floor
America/Japan: 1st Floor/2nd Floor/3rd Floor.

The guy was on the same floor.

3 stories: Ground, 1st, 2nd

>>9535123

Shit, forgot about that.

DEEYUM DATS SOME CLEVA SHEET

>>9535123
Oh. Well, he was still right, just not for the right reason

Thank you based OP
You made my night
It's a shame I gotta go now
Saved most of your stuff
Good night and may god bless you

>>9534104
I was actually expecting a plot twist in the end where they all came back to haunt, but there was another soul with them which ended up being the pregnant chicks kid.

>>9535060

>The cops arrived at the building, The culprit was forced to retreat from the Second floor where the crime was committed to the top floor.
>Cops advanced and covered the exits from the top floor to stop the culprit from escaping.
>Narrator wakes up, Cops try to warn him about a dangerous criminal being around him
>Too tired to give a fuck
> Goes back to sleep
> Culprit may now play with him, or Take him as hostage or sumthing.

>>9535180

Ah...1st Floor is Called ground floor in England... Nevermind.

OP here. I'm running out of these. But here's another.

My wife was attacked by a burglar when I was on my way home from work. She fought him off with a butcher knife, though. When I went to pick her up from the police station, she said, "When I heard the buzzer I thought it was you, but then there was somebody else he jumped me as soon as I opened the door!"
"You must've been so scared," I said, and I held her tightly.

>>9535220
She had intended to kill her husband, that's why she had the knife ready

>>9535220

She conveniently had a butcher Knife prepared. She also thought that the man at the door was her Husband.

She wanted to murder him.

>>9535220

She was going to kill her husband when he opened the door.

>>9535236
Very perceptive, and very fast! I'm impressed.

One day I got an email from a buddy with a video file attached. In the video, he rigs a noose from the ceiling, climbs a chair, sticks his head in it and kicks the chair out. Then the movie ends.

(Creepy-ish but the "what you're supposed to get here" isn't obvious. I'll be interested to see if anybody gets it.)

>>9535220

She was cooking in the kitchen when the doorbell rang. However, her husband would have had the key, so it must have been a stranger; she brought the knife just in case.

>>9535261
>Send email after death
NOPE

who sent the video if the friend is dead?

>>9535261
Who was filming and who sent it :P

>>9535261

The friend made a program to save the program and send it automatically. The creepy part is why the narrator isn't traumatized by watching someone commit suicide.

>>9535309
Then how would it know to cut out at a certain spot? You don't just practice this kind of thing

>>9535261

His friend got himself down and then edited the film (who would have stopped filming?) and emailed it to come out of the closet as an auto-erotic asphyxiation fetishist to his friend seeking help. It's scary because many people don't seek help and die because of their secret.

>>9535305

Technically He could have just set the camera on a table or something for the filming. Who sent it is the real Mystery.

>>9535261
>Climbs a chair
>sticks his head in it
The noose, or the chair?

feels like "who sent the e-mail?!" is too straightforeward.

>>9535342
BUT THEN WHO WAS EMAIL?!?!?!

>>9535331
>then kicks the chair out

I think he put his head in the noose still.

OP again.
>>9535331
Don't be pedantic.
>>9535342
Everybody saying "who sent the mail" got the right answer.

"I was taking a shower when I heard a scream from the living room. I got out of the bath and ran over the naked. When I got there, there was a man in a mask, and my mom, sister, and dad all lay on the floor dead. When the man saw me he jumped out the window. I collapsed on the floor, pale."

They're going to murder the people in the house to see if they can capture the ghosts leaving their body on film?

>>9535377

ZOMG the killer saw him naked and jumped out a window so embarrassing

>>9535377
>ran over the naked

Is that a typo or something significant?

>>9535395
OP
"ran over there naked"

>>9535377
Sorry, I couldn't resist

>I was taking a shower
>I got out of the bath
Is this significant?

>>9535395
What are you saying, I run over nakeds all the time.

>>9535377
Person in the shower was the one that killed them? Maybe guy in mask was another relative, and was scared he/she might be next?

>>9535377

I think I got it: the man in the mask killed his family.

>>9535377
The murderer was actually a girl, not a man, maybe that's why she jumped out the window?

>>9535377

The killer broke into the house to rob it, but instead found the dead bodies of the narrator's families. He's freaked out because thieves are 90% more likely to report murderers than normal people are.

>collapsed pale
Alternatively, the narrator is disguising the fact that he too has been stabbed and is dying of blood loss.

>>9535377

The killer thought the naked person was a goast.

>>9535377
The man in the mask wasn't the murderer, it was the guy in the shower. He was washing off the blood.

>>9535377

1 Scream and three fast deaths? Also the shower... And the fact the narrator was so urged to leave the shower by the scream without even bothering to take a towel.

Perhaps the narrator was the murderer, He was washing the blood Off himself in the shower, He heard an scream which startled him since everyone else in the house was supposed to be dead, he ran out of the bathroom and found the guy with the mask, the guy with he mask identified him as the murderer and left. He collapsed pale, Someone knows what he did this summer.

the only thing I can see is that the person in the mask was a member of his family, and the livingroom was high enough off the ground so that jumping out of it would kill you, making it a murder suicide. though that leaves unanswered why the narrator survived, as a family member would have known he was taking a shower.

>>9535441

This. Also, why would you bother wearing a mask if you were going to kill all the witnesses. The masked guy was just a burglar.

>>9535470
ritualistic killing?

>>9535470
Alright, I think this is what happened
>Murderer is taking a shower to clean the blood
>Is pale for some reason
>Hears a scream and runs out into living room
>Family that he killed is dead
>Robber with a mask is standing there, thinks he's a ghost, and nopes out of the window
>Killer collapses, spent from the simultanious adrenaline rushes of (1) killing the family and (2) being discovered

OP here.
That's right, the kid in the shower was the murderer. One more, and then we'll finish off with something appropriate for Forever Alone day.


There's a road I take on my way home from work that goes by a big abandoned apartment building that they're going to tear down. A lot of people commit suicide by jumping off of it, and a bunch of my co-workers say they've seen ghosts. There's no light around, and it's pretty creepy at night.
One night I was stuck late at work, and I didn't get off until about eleven. I was walking home past that apartment when I thought I saw something out of the corner of my eye.
I looked up, and I could see a silhoutte on the building.
"!?"
I thought my heart was going to stop. It was definitely a person.
Is it a ghost... I said to myself? And then they jumped off. I heard the horrible sound of a body hitting concrete, and I saw a woman laying on the ground.
I called 911 and ran over there. She was covered in blood and her arms were bent in weird ways. She wasn't a ghost, but it was still pretty scary. I could see a bunch of people looking down at me from above, they must've heard the crash.
The ambulance came and took her away, and I went home, but that night I was too freaked out to sleep.
I called the hospital the next day, and they said she was badly hurt but survived. I'm so glad... it would've been horrible if she'd died.

there's a poisonous gas in the house, killed the family. family screamed when they saw the man in the gas mask, possibly a firefighter? shower person then passed out from the gas as well. not sure where jumping out the window comes in.

>>9535498
> I could see a bunch of people looking down at me from above
Ghosts

Killer used poison gas <- He was wearing a gas mask

>>9535498
"Abandoned apartment". How were all those people looking out the window then? I think that's it.

people who "heard the crash" were all ghosts.

>>9535498
DEN HO WERE DE PEOPL STARING AT HIM FROM ABOVE?
maybe the narrator has a part in these killings? because he said it would've been horrible if she died...

>>9535498
The people on the roof are obviously ghosts, but there's probably something more to it.

OP again.

>>9535515
Yeah, something like that. We'll never know.

Last one of the night, folks. Hope you've had fun.
I know this isn't exactly an uncommon problem, but my mom treats my wife like crap. Whenever we come over to visit she never sets out a place for her, and today she tried to stuff her in a closet because she was "cleaning"!
This last one was too much for me. "Mom! Don't treat Ayanami that way!"
My mom looked at me and said, "Ayanami? Who's that?"
So rude. I just can't believe it.

>>9535534
One of those damn pillow girlfriends

wife is a picture.

>>9535534
His wife is an inanimate object, or doesn't exist

>>9535534
Ayanami = doll or dakimakura

his wife's a broom. simple

>>9535534
It's his waifu.

>>9535548
Pillow wife confirmed

sex toy

>>9535534

He made a leather coat out of his wife and he did it for the lulz.

wife was fleshlight

I seen this all somewhere before.

Look up the sayaininderworld blog.

Narrator is Forever Alone With His Body-Size Pillow Wife.

TC if you're still here, thanks for translating all of this for us! The way these stories work, and with the differences between how Japanese and English sentence structure works, it must have been particularly difficult to translate them in a way that the stories fully made sense.

OP once more!
>>9535555
>>9535550
>>9535548
>>9535544
>>9535543
>>9535541

Six people got the right answer in like 30 seconds! That's the record for the evening. And I think that really says it all. Happy Forever Alone day, guys. Happy Forever Alone day.

I hope you've enjoyed this thread. Since you were all such good sports, I'll probably translate a few more soon.

While I have lots of people's attention, I'd like to ask something slightly off-topic. Did anyone here play Fallout: New Vegas? If so, when you were starting the game and picking your name, were the words "Aoi", "Kakazu", "Sophia", and "Catian" pre-loaded as possible names?

Anyway, for now, goodnight, and thanks for reading!

>>9535587

Yeah, thanks. And I second this guy.

>>9535592
Happy Forever Alone Day to you too OP! <3~
And thanks a lot for this awesome thread!

>>9535605

Third(ed?). This was fun- thank you!

>>9535605

Thirded

>>9535592
Thanks for the fun OP, hope I'm around the next time you do this. Cheers :]

>>9535611

Awww Hell Naw! You Called Thirded a few seconds before me!

>>9535498

Kinda boring to say the people are ghosts... I'm going to think they're a group who has been throwing victims off the building to make murders look like suicides.

op was the most amazing man tonight, thank you!

>>9535572

It wouldn't really surprise me if you've seen a few. These are all copy-pasted off of 2ch threads. 2ch reads 4chan, and as you can see from this thread, 4chan reads 2ch. The translations are my own, but I take no credit whatsoever for the ideas. Hell, I had to read that first one 4 times before I got it.

justified bump of a great thread

I love you OP.

One more request to archive!

OP again. Can't sleep.
Ooh, archiving! I don't know what it is but it sounds neat.

Here's a special bonus one then.
I'm a courier, and sometimes my job takes me into bad parts of town. One day, I was delivering a package to this crappy old apartment building in a bad area of Tokyo. It was hot and I was feeling lazy, so I decided to take the elevator. I pushed the open button and the doors opened immediately. But as soon as they did, this woman ran out screaming with this crazy look on her face. She ran out of the building before I could say a word.
Who knows what THAT was about. Maybe it was some yakuza thing? Like they were whoring her out or something? Who knows what goes on in a run down old hellhole like this.
I looked inside the elevator, just to check for scary murderers. Nope, nothing. Oh well.
I get inside and hit the button for my floor.

>>9534391
its not scary - the old man just scammed u into opening these tough boxes for free

>>9535880
>too hot for stairs
>rundown _hellhole_
something to do with hell?

>>9535880
the man's going to be trapped in the elevator, because the woman couldnt open it

>>9535895
lol

>>9535880
The woman was also a courier.

And archiving means this thread will be saved for future generations.

>>9535900
think about it...

the doors opened immediately, meaning that the elevator was already on the ground floor, she then runs out as fast as she can, perhaps to get home or something..

>>9535906
I know, it makes perfect sense.
It just made me laugh instead of creeping me out for some reason.

>>9535906

>>9535880
The elevator is a metaphor for ghosts

>>9535880
>I get inside and hit the button for my floor.
>my floor

OP again.
Yup, it's the elevator.

One more vote to archive.

Erm, yeah. Maybe I should've been more clear.

The elevator is on the first floor, because it opened "immediately". The woman was screaming and nuts because she'd been stuck in there for god knows how long.

>>9535937
Because the elevator was a ghost.

OK I should REALLY go to bed, but this one was clever enough that I had to share it.

When I was a kid, I had a friend who I'd always walk home with, and on the way home we'd always talk.
"Hey, we've got finals next week, right? You wanna come study with me?"
"Nah, tomorrow's the release date for Final Fantasy 1, so I'm gonna skip school and buy it."
"Dude, you do nothing but play video games all night, and you sleep in class, and you still always get As. How does that work?"
"Actually, I can see the future. I know what'll be on the tests so I can tell the answers."
"Wow, that's amazing! You should go bet on horses and make like a million bucks!"
"Dude, calm down. It's a joke."

Sure enough, the next day he skipped class, and he still got straight As on his finals next week. Looking back, I should've known.

>>9535968
>final fantasy
>1

>>9535968
Friend can read minds.

captcha: EDUCATION abitede

Where do I go to vote for this to be archived?

>>9535982
Ayup.

OK this one scared the crap out of me. Maybe because I once stayed in a house with a creepy-ass Japanese doll overlooking the bed. I swear I saw that fucking thing turn its head one night.

Anyway!

So I was bored, and I decided to take some ghost photos in an abandoned building near me. There was a room on the top floor that looked pretty haunted to me, so I set the camera in the middle and took three photos, one right after another. I left the building after that, and I didn't see any ghosts or anything.

I got the photos developed the next day, and I shivered when I saw them. Two of them had nothing unusual, but one of them had this creepy looking Japanese doll, sitting in the window and smiling at me. I sure as hell hadn't seen any dolls when I was there.

I got pretty freaked out, so I went back to the building next day when it was light, this time with a couple friends and ready to run the hell towards the exit if we saw anything. We got to the top floor, and I sighed in relief. It wasn't a ghost or anything at all. It was just a real old Japanese doll, that one of the previous owners had placed on the windowsill.
Aww, and for a second I thought I had a real ghost picture on my hands.

>>9535991
http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

>>9535592
So what's with the Fallout question? Does it have to do with something creepy?

>>9535991
>congrats, this thread has been requested 4 times and will now be archived: http://chanarchive.org/4chan/x/

>>9536009
Where was the doll in the first 2 pictures?

This is legitimately the best content I've seen on /x/ in years. Years.

Thank you OP, reminding me of times when this board was rife with real threads.

>>9534585
>stabbed the husbands eyes out
>fourth voice says "i didnt see a thing"
Fourth voice confirmed for husbando

>>9536014
Uh, well... kinda.
It's something that's been idly bothering me for a few years. I was one of the translators for a forgotten panty-shot/comedy anime called "Asobi ni Iku Yo"/Cat Girl Cuties/Bombshells From the Sky a few years back. The show features characters named Aoi and Kakazu, and a race of catgirl aliens we translated as Catians.

Anyway, a month after we finished, I bought a copy of PS3 New Vegas when it came out, and at the name selection screen there were four options pre-input, Aoi, Kakazu, Sophia, and Càtian. My PS3 isn't where anybody can get to it, and I never used those names for anything. What's weirder is that Càtian has that umlaut a thing, which isn't how we spelled it in the show. So I don't have the slightest idea how the hell they got there, unless A.) some anime fan was breaking in and playing my PS3. B.) somebody on the new Vegas team likes large-breasted catgirls, C.) I am going insane.

I've done a bunch of google searches and I can't find ANYBODY talking about this, which makes me wonder if it's just my copy or my PS3. So I was hoping somebody else could tell me.

Can't work out the doll one.
Bump

>>9536009
"Nothing unusual" is THE "unusual"

>>9536049
this?

>>9536009
>Abandoned building
>Previous owners
Who owns it now?

>>9536070
I saw that piece of crap anime but its not really popular heck it didnt even get a blu-ray release maybe some dev does love cat girls

>>9536102
Maybe, or perhaps the dolled moved from "the window" to "the windowsill"
I dunno

>>9536104
Who knows?
>>9536049
Bingo. Freaking ghosts.

>>9533731
lol

OP are you still awake? Bumping for sweet.. sweet justice.

Not OP, but going to post some from the blog linked earlier:


I was in a station, sitting on a bench and waiting for the train to come.
Presently, a lady holding a baby to her breast sat down next to me.
Well I'm fond of children and I couldn't help but stare at the sweet-looking baby.
The lady noticed this and she started chatting to me in a friendly manner.
'This isn't actually a baby, you know. It's a bag.'
As she said so, she turned over the baby's clothes and showed me a zipper on the belly.
Now that she said it, I noticed that the baby's eyes appeared to be made of glass too.
'Wow, it looks very realistic."'
'Yes, I know. It takes a lot of work to make it. Time-consuming, too. But it doesn't bother me, because I love recycling things,' she replied with a smile.
Just then the train pulled up. She stood up and got on the train.

I was going to catch the same train but I couldn't bring myself to move.
So I sat there rigid and stared after the train until it disappeared into the distance.

>>9535534
LMAO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26mWFuOWwuU

>YOU MARRY YOUR GAMEBOY?!

>>9536183
I am. I've put off a lot of work I had to do this evening to do this, and now it's got me freaked out so I can't sleep. This one in particular.

August, 1904.
I found a strange diary in my home.
I moved here six years ago after I married. A short while after, we had a daughter.
Sadly, I lost both my wife and my daughter when the ship they were on sank two years ago.
The house was empty now, and I decided to renovate it before I sold it to someone else. When the workers were knocking out a wall in the room that had been my wife's, a strange diary fell down from the ceiling. They gave the diary to me. Its handwriting was definitely my wife's.

This is what it said.
7/15: My life with you begins now.
(This was the day we married.)
9/21: I was made to be with you.
12/9: Even so, I will never let you go.
2/23: Not long now.
2/29: Do you understand?

When I finished reading, I was so scared I gave up on selling the house and packed up right then and there, to move to a distant town.

>>9536208
Bag is made of a dead recycled baby corpse.

>>9536215
Bingo

>>9536211
Hmn, the only leap years covered since six years ago is 1900 and 1904. So either his wife foresaw that she'll die, or it was just written this year.

Also, "I END".

>>9536211
wife's ghost was haunting him

>>9535543
Yup.

And that's all for tonight, for real this time.

>>9536211
Wait, I correct myself. 1900 was not a leap year. Wife just wrote it this year.

>>9536254
can't seem to solve the >>9536211.

>>9536240
>>9536256

Will rewrite my solution. The current year is 1904, which is a leap year. During the time he stayed in the house (6 years) only one leap year passed.

There's an entry in his wife's diary dated February 29th, which only exists in a leap year and it's this year (1904). This means at least one diary entry was made after her death.

>>9533898

search how to unlock a chained door with elastic band.... its easy.

WHAT THE FUCK?

OP here.
Sorry if I wasn't clear. The solution that's listed above, with the diary being dated after the wife's supposed death, is accurate.

Bump

also
>>9535968
could someoe explain this one to me ? It's the only one I don't get

>>9537071
He says Final Fantasy 1. At the time it was just Final Fantasy, he knew there would be othet ones, so he was serious about the see the future thing.

>>9537195

Aaa, know I get it. Thank you.

great thread, i hope there are more

Bumping this epic thread. Great job OP.

>>9536009
>>I set the camera in the middle and took three photos, one >>right after another.
>>Two of them had nothing unusual, but one of them had this >>creepy looking Japanese doll, sitting in the window and >>smiling at me.
He took 3 pictures of the same place and the doll was only in the last one