Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:20 No.8746909
>That feel when all of the R/B/Y G/S/C Gameboy batteries are dying starting 2012.
It's... the end of an era. Salvage whatever time you have left. Emulators will never be the same.
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:23 No.8746915 File1329117802.png-(61 KB, 292x229, pikachu2.png) ![]() |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:23 No.8746918But surely not for good. You can exchange the batteries right? |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:24 No.8746922I went to turn on Silver. |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:25 No.8746925>R/B/Y |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:25 No.8746926 File1329117935.png-(75 KB, 398x388, 1329117855696.png) ![]() |
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Kochiha !!yo5xj/Oew52 02/13/12(Mon)02:25 No.8746927Red still works. Fuck yeah. |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:26 No.8746929NO MY FRIENDS WILL BE ALIVE FOREVER SHUT UP |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:26 No.8746930Silver works perfectly fine. Enjoy your busted games, losers! |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:27 No.8746933>Dat feel when you remember reading about that as a child right after purchasing Silver |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:29 No.8746942God fucking damn it. The oldest main games will now all belong to the Advance Generation. |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:29 No.8746945 File1329118183.jpg-(6 KB, 280x157, deancry.jpg) ![]() >What 12 years yeah whatever that forever away! |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:30 No.8746951G/S hasn't worked in years. |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:32 No.8746954 File1329118341.jpg-(50 KB, 500x492, 1326597853049.jpg) ![]() >Try Blue |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:32 No.8746955>12 years? |
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Jake_the_Tank !!ZFBCihApx73 02/13/12(Mon)02:36 No.8746964 File1329118589.jpg-(28 KB, 480x280, top_gear_james_may_ariel_atom_(...).jpg) ![]() Dont worry guys! I have came up with a solution, but we may have to use |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:40 No.8746980 File1329118838.jpg-(18 KB, 244x320, 1309301926455.jpg) ![]() So it's actually true. |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:41 No.8746984My Red Blue and Crystal are all still fine. |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:42 No.8746985http://www.youtube(dot)com/watch?v=pc91YLzX5s4 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:43 No.8746989i have 2 copies of silver and 1 of gold which dont save |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:45 No.8746992 File1329119100.png-(25 KB, 480x640, 24864712.png) ![]() >That feel when my beloved bros will live forever on Pokemon Stadium |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:45 No.8746996"The internal battery has run dry, clock based events wont be available" FUCK YES I CAN STILL SAVE MY GAME. |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:45 No.8746998>>8746985 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:46 No.8747000What kind of batteries do they require? |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:46 No.8747002>>8746996 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:52 No.8747015>>8747002 Im so fucking happy right now |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:00 No.8747034>>8747000 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:14 No.8747058Hello everyone, here's an idea, just buy something to back up your saves, then replace the watch battery. |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:25 No.8747096you can replace the battery here is a link |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:35 No.8747128This is meaningless to me. Both my Red and Silver copies died like 7 years ago. |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:36 No.8747130>>8746992 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:37 No.8747134>>8747034 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:37 No.8747136>>8747130 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:47 No.8747163My Ruby battery bit the dust two years ago. Pretty sure the RBY died long before. |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:50 No.8747171>Implying GB batteries can't last up to 20 years, depending. |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:51 No.8747174>>8747130 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:54 No.8747178>>8747174 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:55 No.8747179my gold and sapphire died in 2007.. i played em to death :v( |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:58 No.8747189>>8747178 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:59 No.8747192>>8747189 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:00 No.8747193>>8747171 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:01 No.8747196>>8747192 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:04 No.8747204>>8747192 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:05 No.8747206>>8747193 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:06 No.8747210>>8747204 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:08 No.8747215How long until all our Gen IV and Gen V cards go boom? |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:09 No.8747218My Ruby died last fall... I haven't checked my Emerald |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:10 No.8747221>>8747206 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:10 No.8747222>>8747210 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:10 No.8747226>>8747218 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:11 No.8747227>>8747210 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:12 No.8747236>>8747221 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:13 No.8747239>>8747222 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:14 No.8747245>>8747236 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:15 No.8747249>>8747222 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:22 No.8747266 File1329124920.jpg-(104 KB, 850x435, Pikachu Sad.jpg) ![]() http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QOoH-Okd0U |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:31 No.8747296>>8747215 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:34 No.8747301>>8747296 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:39 No.8747319>>8747296 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:41 No.8747324>>8746933 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:42 No.8747330>>8747324 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:43 No.8747332>>8747324 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)05:35 No.8747490>>8746918 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)05:38 No.8747499>>8747490 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)05:42 No.8747510 File1329129744.jpg-(11 KB, 207x244, images.jpg) ![]() I should be sad, but... I'm not. Battery from my Red died during the time it was lost for years in cold outer garage, I am in Cerulean in Blue (Hell, I had played through the game once, my starter was long lost because of dumb friend, and I wanted to experience the story again), and I haven't owned Crystal for multiple years. Sold it to friend (Same friend that made me lost my original Charizard. Dumbass. Actually, it was his dumbass sister who did it. Shouldn't have borrowed Crystal ever.). And if I ever want to replay any of them in my trusty motherfucker (Pic VERY related), I can just swap the battery and feel nothing. |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)05:43 No.8747515>>8747499 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)05:47 No.8747526>>8747490 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)06:00 No.8747561>>8747058 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)06:01 No.8747562 File1329130864.jpg-(68 KB, 440x432, 1327486667392.jpg) ![]() just tried my R/B/Y and Crystal and they all working. But I know...it won't last long... |
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Xenobiologist 02/13/12(Mon)06:10 No.8747585 File1329131459.jpg-(71 KB, 684x1100, Manly Tears.jpg) ![]() |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)06:19 No.8747593Has Anyone EVER been Able to upgrade the Game? you know take a Game Boy Game and copy the Pokemon to somewhere and get them on a DS Version of the Game? If Not We Need to Start Working on this Shit! WHO IS WITH ME! |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)06:27 No.8747606>>8747593 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)06:27 No.8747607my gold version died about 6 years ago, and crystal lasted a few more years after that |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)06:36 No.8747621 File1329132964.png-(208 KB, 800x533, 17061256.png) ![]() >Pokemon Red, Silver, Crystal, copies of these are in my house somewhere |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)06:44 No.8747650 File1329133474.jpg-(152 KB, 1069x1150, 4c103c_458357.jpg) ![]() Only Gold and Silver. Red, Blue and Yellow don't have clocks and they fixed the problem in Crystal. |
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Saran 02/13/12(Mon)06:45 No.8747657It's okay, traded my friends to Gold version and replaced Silver Version's battery last year, and vice versa. I came prepared, and now we get to take another trip around Johto and Kanto. Too bad they won't fucking listen to me for a third of the game :| |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)10:48 No.8748207>>8747130 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)10:50 No.8748227>mfw with the remakes now out I never have to play those old pieces of shit again |
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LeBeau !!wzv/oKNA+8U 02/13/12(Mon)10:53 No.8748239 File1329148393.png-(468 KB, 800x450, Kirby used transform.png) ![]() >Load up Yellow |
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Tycho 02/13/12(Mon)10:54 No.8748242 File1329148451.jpg-(104 KB, 1280x720, beautiful.jpg) ![]() ...first casualty, Crystal... |
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Mel 02/13/12(Mon)10:56 No.8748249 File1329148569.gif-(1 MB, 320x240, a buffet of manliness.gif) ![]() >that feel when I can safely store my bros in Pokemon Stadium then replace the batteries and send them right back |
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Oshawott !WAtER/N162 02/13/12(Mon)10:57 No.8748255>>8748249 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)10:57 No.8748256>Tfw you always reset your games to start new adventures |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)10:57 No.8748257>>8748249 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)10:58 No.8748260 File1329148685.jpg-(105 KB, 800x640, alakazam1.jpg) ![]() You do know you can easily replace the battery yourself right? |
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Mel 02/13/12(Mon)11:00 No.8748268>>8748255 |
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Oshawott !WAtER/N162 02/13/12(Mon)11:02 No.8748277 File1329148934.jpg-(291 KB, 700x700, 1316661702764.jpg) ![]() >>8748268 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)11:03 No.8748284 File1329149013.jpg-(66 KB, 418x313, 1233783694199.jpg) ![]() >mfw I have no way of testing since I traded my SP 2 years ago |
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Oshawott !WAtER/N162 02/13/12(Mon)11:07 No.8748296>>8747002 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)11:14 No.8748319>RBY carts are okay |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)11:23 No.8748352>>8748296 |
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Oshawott !WAtER/N162 02/13/12(Mon)11:28 No.8748362 File1329150506.jpg-(7 KB, 251x214, 1318053433659.jpg) ![]() >>8748352 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)11:42 No.8748404>>8748362 |
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Oshawott !WAtER/N162 02/13/12(Mon)11:47 No.8748418>>8748404 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)12:01 No.8748471My Red, Blue, Yellow, Silver, and Crystal are all fine. Sapphire died a few years ago. Anyway to transfer that era of games up to today? Can you link cable to GBA gen games? |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)12:11 No.8748497>>8748471 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)12:20 No.8748527My remaining Pokemon Silver, Crystal, Red and Yellow died in 2010. First to go was Silver, my favorite. |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)12:23 No.8748540>>8747130 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)12:24 No.8748544Joke's on you, my gold version's batteries died 6 years ago! |
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Mitch 0645 6399 5000 02/13/12(Mon)12:28 No.8748560 File1329154128.jpg-(146 KB, 1280x960, Picture 39.jpg) ![]() Just replaced my 2 copies of Silver today. What kind of battery does Ruby use? I'm fixing a friends copy. |
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Oshawott !WAtER/N162 02/13/12(Mon)12:30 No.8748567>>8748560 |
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Mitch 0645 6399 5000 02/13/12(Mon)12:34 No.8748593 File1329154474.jpg-(187 KB, 1280x960, Picture 44.jpg) ![]() >>8748567 |
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Oshawott !WAtER/N162 02/13/12(Mon)12:37 No.8748613>>8748593 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)12:37 No.8748617Guys, i have an idea. It'll take a fuckton of programming skill, but I don't see a flaw: |
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White5009 !B2vHE9ennE 02/13/12(Mon)12:38 No.8748622 File1329154690.jpg-(414 KB, 568x700, 1316309509018.jpg) ![]() >Try to load Crystal (my favorite game, as it was the first where I could be a girl) on Pokemon Stadium as I misplaced my GBC a year ago. |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)12:38 No.8748626>>8748593 |
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Mitch 0645 6399 5000 02/13/12(Mon)12:39 No.8748631>>8748626 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)12:47 No.8748667>>8748617 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)12:49 No.8748672 File1329155369.png-(1 KB, 240x160, Ruby-Sapphire-2.png) ![]() The GBA games stop progressing time when the battery dies. You can still save just fine. |
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Oshawott !WAtER/N162 02/13/12(Mon)12:50 No.8748678 File1329155401.jpg-(124 KB, 500x500, 1303285226975.jpg) ![]() >>8748667 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)12:52 No.8748690>>8748667 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)12:52 No.8748691>>8748678 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)12:53 No.8748696>>8748690 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)12:54 No.8748698My Silver died in about 2008. But playing it on an emulator ain't all bad, you can fast forward through slow bits and FINALLY get Celebi. |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)12:59 No.8748717Gentlemen, It has been a privilege playing pokemon with you. |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)13:02 No.8748722 File1329156132.jpg-(14 KB, 300x300, mmc.jpg) ![]() >purchase Mega Memory Card |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)13:05 No.8748735>>8748722 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)13:07 No.8748737>>8748735 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)13:09 No.8748739>>8748737 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)13:09 No.8748741 File1329156574.jpg-(14 KB, 400x229, 1316660112830.jpg) ![]() >>8748722 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)13:11 No.8748747>>8748696 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)13:13 No.8748750>>8748739 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)13:17 No.8748760>>8748750 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)13:19 No.8748768>>8748750 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)13:21 No.8748773>>8748760 |
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Volvic 02/13/12(Mon)13:35 No.8748820 File1329158134.png-(59 KB, 400x439, politoed-feelsbadman.png) ![]() >my Silver battery died a few months ago |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)13:48 No.8748866 File1329158913.png-(405 KB, 640x480, the_crushing_weight_of_my_fail(...).png) ![]() >transfer all my bros from gen 1 to gen 2 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)13:55 No.8748879>transfer all pokemons to Stadium 2 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)13:58 No.8748894>>8748820 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)14:24 No.8748970 File1329161046.png-(9 KB, 344x341, 1289862629722.png) ![]() >>8747296 |
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Oshawott !WAtER/N162 02/13/12(Mon)14:28 No.8748980>>8748970 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)14:32 No.8748990>>8748980 |
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Oshawott !WAtER/N162 02/13/12(Mon)14:34 No.8748992>>8748990 |
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Oshawott !WAtER/N162 02/13/12(Mon)14:35 No.8748993>>8748992 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)14:57 No.8749028>>8748747 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)14:59 No.8749033My Red battery started dying a couple years ago. |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)15:03 No.8749048Get stadium 2 and save all of them over there. |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)15:05 No.8749055>>8749048 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)15:09 No.8749071>>8749055 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)15:12 No.8749083>tfw you lost your gameboy advance and now you can't play your old games |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)15:13 No.8749086 File1329163998.gif-(6 KB, 293x295, 1263852465780.gif) ![]() >>8749083 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)15:24 No.8749135What if I saved a DS game like 9000 times, and then hard-restarted it? Will it still count as 9000 saves? |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)15:36 No.8749204I know that feel. Just started up my Gold after several years... |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)15:37 No.8749210>>8749204 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)15:39 No.8749224>>8749210 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)15:41 No.8749233>>8747296 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)15:47 No.8749259>Load up Silver, Still alive |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)15:47 No.8749260>>8749071 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)15:52 No.8749287>>8749233 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)15:53 No.8749294 File1329166420.jpg-(6 KB, 191x234, ohlawdy.jpg) ![]() >Yfw Nintendo releases DSi/3DS versions of the first two gens as downloadable content. |
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Spike !POKeMONDQ6 02/13/12(Mon)15:54 No.8749301 File1329166487.png-(535 KB, 854x910, spike67.png) ![]() >>8749294 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)15:56 No.8749311 File1329166610.gif-(1.01 MB, 251x198, 1328396173703.gif) ![]() >>8749301 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)15:57 No.8749314>Implñying gen 4 and later is safe |
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Spike !POKeMONDQ6 02/13/12(Mon)15:59 No.8749318 File1329166740.jpg-(118 KB, 741x741, the_helements_of_armory_by_loc(...).jpg) ![]() >>8749311 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)15:59 No.8749321>>8749315 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)16:01 No.8749330 File1329166870.jpg-(17 KB, 310x365, i want to bayleef1.jpg) ![]() >>8749321 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)16:02 No.8749333>>8749301 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)16:13 No.8749394 File1329167586.jpg-(34 KB, 800x597, asdasdasd.jpg) ![]() >>8748239 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)16:14 No.8749398>>8749287 |
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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞Kyo卍☜(⌒▽⌒)☞Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ☺♥∞♪☻♫ !7wTVMHhpnw 02/13/12(Mon)16:17 No.8749412>>8747002 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)16:20 No.8749429Just seacrh for pokemon r/b/y/ g/s/c faggots in the store |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)16:23 No.8749439Ive reset my games recently anyway. Doesn't matter. I never cared much for gold version. |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)16:25 No.8749445sapphire, my FAVORITE pokemon game of all time.. |
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Dragon Tamer Bleeker !BAEnteiYJU 02/13/12(Mon)16:26 No.8749450gave my ruby and sapphire carts away with my old brick ds to a poor guy i know |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)16:29 No.8749468>That feel when my games and Gameboy will be just fine |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)16:44 No.8749522EVERYONE EMAIL THE SHIT OUT OF NINTENDO TO MAKE THEM REMAKE THEM AS DOWNLOADABLES!!!!! |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)16:45 No.8749530>>8749522 |
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Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)16:47 No.8749544>>8749522 |
http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-replace-the-battery-in-a-pokemon-goldsilve/
Don't play for the fact you can turn on and play a game you won't even play today except for a nostalgia rush, play for the memories you had doing that first run. Mewtwo, articuno, zapdos, moltres, mew, venusaur, you'll live on in my heart and mind.
I replaced the internal battery in a gold cartrigde without losing a save. When I wrote about this a year ago, no single fuck was given.
i have nintendo games whats batteries expired probably 10 years ago that still hold information, im pretty sure when the cartridge is hooked up to the system it charges the NVRAM battery but it is true that data can disappear if the cartridge isnt hooked up for a long time. source: fat video game virgin