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shit game

>still haven't fixed the Bermuda glitch

what the fuck, God?

what a bad game why do so many people play it?

>Not fixing the trolling virus

>No changes to gender balance

Pls god, women are OP as fuck with group-activated buffs, pls nerf

Pay2win bullshit

>2012
>still playing Real Life

mmos suck, dead game, etc.

>still havent fixed race balance

ITS OVER
REAL LIFE IS FINISHED

>1992+20
>still haven't nerfed the Islam feature

>>167740214
What are you talking about?

The intelligence penalty more than makes up for any faith and aggressiveness bonuses

When is this game going to add new locations?

all these years and we still only have a handful of locations to visit.

>you where too late to try Atlantis in beta
>people complained about how advanced it was and how difficult it was, so it got removed before 1.0

God, will santa make an appearance on the 25th again?

I didn't get a chance to see him last time

>>167739032
Can you PLEASE fix the quantum mechanics glitch? All these faggots in the physicist class are saying it isn't a glitch just so they can exploit it to buff their computing stat. It's complete bullshit

>>167740553
santa is just a scripted event
check out the code, he doesn't even have a graphic.

>>167740537
The dev was talking about new planet expansions, but those are like q3 3000

when are we getting the "Catgirls for domstic purposes" update?

>>167740365
Obviously someone hasn't played on a minority server
Also
>Western Base Tolerance: +70
>high enough to let the Islam feature go rampant

>>167740673
NO

FUCK YOU, HE'S REAL
MY FRIENDS SAW HIM

;_;

Why did you delete my daddy?

>>167740924
>I have no idea how sage works

Guns are way to overpowered, also, take out the nerf for swords

And the Psychic skill tree is not open to everybody

>>167740537
I know how you feel bro. They have yet to bring back the Mesopotamian Map Pack. Babylon, I miss that map ;_;

>dev used to hang out on paganchan
>Real Life showed promise
>couldn't handle critiques, ran of to christianeddit
>they suck his dick 24/7
>Real Life goes to shit

>>167740915
His subscription ran out.

>>167740850
>>167740673
>>167740553
I can't confirm anything, but we are working on a new Holiday-themed event

>>167740682
>>167740537
The way I see it, we could add new content and break things even more, or we could fix the stuff we have first.

>playing a six fucking thousand year old mmo that hasnt even had a single graphical overhaul in all that time, but has also been casualized with every fucking patch since the fucking dark ages expansion
fucking casuals

I love these

God, please nerf Feminism viral-trait, it's infecting everywhere and making it hard to enjoy mini-games.

Is the afterlife beta running yet or what?

>>167739696
Buffs for women were never changed. You guys just stopped leveling because your lazy. Women can be easily overpowered with the skill Bitch Slap combined with the buff Alpha Male.

I want to unsubscribe, how do I do it.

Been putting more points into char and str (started switching from mage build to warrior build mid level 16), noticed girl and relationship quests are easier but don't really seem to be worth pursuing until higher levels when the marriage/family branches become more viable. Last relationship quest failed and now my character has depression drain which has put -5 on nearly ALL my stats, having to use alcohol potions just to get them back up to normal or else I can't use the social life panel. Been going on quite a few raids to clubs for some exp farming with other warriors on my friendslist but it gets boring really quick.

Which brings me on to my next complaint - during peak times in town/city centres, SO much rule-braking PVP goes on in otherwise non-PVP areas. The other day some beserker that should really be on one of the Arab servers tried to gank me with his clan. Luckily my other clan members were near by but still - why aren't these people banned?

>>167740690
THIS!!

We have been waiting for this shit for ages!!

Instead we got the Transexual update...not cool man

>>167741508
Forreal, any word on the starting areas?

Yo god when are we going to see nerfs to the global warming boss fight?

Guys

Guys...

Don't listen to his lies, they're closing down the servers tonight ;_;

>Can't join a quest without experience
>Can't get experience without questing
Please fix mods

>>167741683
protip: you get more relationship exp for the first few quests than you do later on, so you're better off just switching to a new questline after the 4th or 5th level

>tfw the servers are going down tonight for "extended maintenance"
what the fuck, god?

Will TF2 be getting any new hats with this patch?

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So when is the Holy War event going to begin?

>>167741703
This reminds me
>people think they can play the Trap class without the right build

Trap class is STEALTH BASED
People try to play it with their stats based for combat.

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>due to an influx of brazillian players

why did I laugh so much at this

>>167741890
>hasn't heard of the internship in-game event

cmon, now. It's in the manual

>>167740607
Its not a glitch. Its a feature.

Any news on the eldritch abomination path?

>>167742049
Wow. I never thought Real Life would go full ToR-tier

RIP in peace, it was a good run.

>>167742049
we're not playing tor, fag

Fuck you I looked at the thread title and thought there was a new Real Lives game out.

>>167739032

So the servers are closing, right?

Bring back the Dinosaur mob faggot

>Start off in a poor as fuck guild
How do I reroll? This sucks

>>167739032
I thought you were talking about "real lives" and began to wonder what the fuck has happened since I've played it.

>F2P game full of cash shops
0/10

When are you going to fix the Wizard class?
I've been waiting for my powers for a few years now.

>>167742350
Just work on your charisma, guilds with less money have higher social links and get added gold rewards in college and preferential treatment in quest-memeber selection

This game is way too meta, I mean, they included a server-maintenance scheduled shutdown as *foreshadowing* from a ancient world event that permmabanned an entire zone? That's either extremely lazy or someone's been watching one too many J.J. Abrams films.

Real Life is not p2w, you use ingame currency for everything

>>167742641
Gear doesn't drop, you have to buy it. Grind fest

>>167742712
you can craft your own shit

>>167742712
>He doesn't craft his own gear

Pleb

>>167742641
>pay for faster travel
>pay for class buffs and equipment
>pay for food
>have to grind for days to get any money

yeah, nah, you're a cunt

hey guys
I got a message from a group named "Illuminati"
I couldn't make out what it said though.
I am kind of scared...

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Why is real life planning on going to disable the gun feature on America's server?
Hope the dev team don't approve of it. It would be a huge nerf to American servers, it will be an all out PvP zone.

>>167739032
>>Christmas Music has been added to the pool of possible songs when a player enters a zone

More like Christmas music has become the pool in most PvE zones on the NA server and you'll get lucky to hear something else.

At least in the pvp zone you can hear rock music

>2012
>still no jet bikes

Blunder of the Century

>>167742816
>implying its not at the moment

fuckin pay2win trash.

fuck you i'm unsubscribing. maybe i'll revisit when the Jew faction isn't as powerful

>>167742770
>>167742764
I have no skill.

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>>167742816
>Disable gun feature
>Non Rogue classes have no guns
>Rogues keep their guns
>Other classes are defenceless

>>167742870
>6 billion of players
>Blunder

Alternativegalaxyearold

>>167742770
>>167742764

You gotta face it, though, the higher-level crafters can make gear faster, better, and cheaper. It's not fair for entry-level skillers because they can't sell their shit

>>167742816
>Take guns away from public
>Hackers still have them
>Trolling everywhere

When are you finally going to expand your servers? I mean the Earth server is fine for noe but what if it's overloaded? Everything will get too laggy.

>>167742346
Not gonna happen unless NPCs can use the duplicate glitch form old bones. It probably won't happen for another few patches.

>>167741613
An hero

>>167743120
ITs working fine, I have a dell gaming computer.

>>167739032
I always get hyped for the christmas updates, and its always the same rehashed shit. Come one, man. Stop appealing to the nostalgiafags and try something neew

I've heard rumors of a server reset.
Is that true?

>>167742816

You think that's bad? There's a glitch that allows to export guns to other servers

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>>167741613
Unsubscribe button doesn't show up until something terrible happens to your character.
>mfw I always see the button appear whenever I am around kitchen appliances

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>Tfw your animal companion dies
What a shit game

>>167743292
>server reset
Even if you paused for a million of years nothing would change and you would never notice it.

Guys, they only plan to take away OP guns like Assault Rifles, people can still get basic vendor-bought equipment. I mean, yeah its a giant nerf but its not a total feature disabling thing.

>>167742816
Even if they don't, when will the devs fucking lower the price of the ammunition resource? It's fucking expensive as shit in almost all calibers and it makes being a low-level Gunslinger character really tough.

So, about that rumoured massive server reset today. Is it true? Will we lose all our progress?

When you activate the rollback how far are we talking?

>>167739853
this.

fuck you richfags

The modern era expansion pack has gotten stale, release the future pack already

>>167741361
>Six thousand

What the fuck dude

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>>167743370
>tfw you sparrow companion is healed up after you rescued her after she fell from a tree
So now I have a little sparrow and dog companions. Love them.

>tfw devs added the new games industry patch
fuck

>>167742409
Working fine for me. Did you check if you ever got raped in your sleep?

>people not reading the first fix on the patch notes

he put it first for a reason

I really wish the bugs pertaining to America being invaded constantly by Africa and Europe being invaded by the middle east would be fixed.

How fucking long does it take?

>>167743502
He was probably an Alpha tester.

pay2win bullshit, 0/10 wouldn't pirate

>>167743376
>giant nerf
Even the weaker guns can kill any class in just a few shots, they're completely overpowered. they need to be reworked or disabled completely.

>>167741989
God, all of my this!

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>>167743370
I know that feel, bro. That's a horrible thing to code into the game. I had a scare when my companion had the kidney failure debuff a few months ago and it cost a fucking ton to fix it.

Worth it, though, the morale bonuses more than make up for the loss of currency.

Before buying this game I was promised I could climb any mountain that I see but clearly that is not true.

Where do I get my money back?

Hey guys remember the Cold War event that came out after The WW2 expansion pack? That shit was so cool! I mean splitting all the players into two teams (Communists and Capitalists), made the game fun.

I gotta say, I'm really appreciating the mini games in the latest Patch. I mean, sure, there's been a decline in quality regarding those "video" class mini games, but the tabletop and card ones are great. We've got cash prizes on things that actually DON'T have a "Classic Deck of Cards" motif, how cool is that? I bet the 1.500 Beta users never expected that shit- Chess was great, but it kinda capped after a certain point.

Seriously though, nix the guys doing those "final fantasy" minigames. The fuck are they thinking with that new one?

>Patch note
>New playable race: Aliens

>>167743457
I doubt it. Only got a few hours to see if this happens or not. Probably just to test the patience of some players. I hear a lot of them will unsubscribe even if nothing happens. Some might do some PvP because they feel like it.

>>167743664
except the servers almost crashed because of the constant PvP zones and huge-ass AoE weapons that guilds could purchase

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>>167743782
Its a re skinned human.

Ps3 has no minigames

>>167743782
>Reading old patch notes

>>167743664
Yeah, it was fun, but it's over now. There are still areas full of people clinging to the Red faction, and it's getting a little old now. Cut out the bullshit guys, the Capitalists won.

>>167743610
But that's the fucking point of the equipment, and higher-end equipment really just looks better without providing too much in the way of functionality.

The devs are hoping that patch will make people shut up and pretend the problem isn't there, because it's easier to nerf a feature than actually fix the real problems - that would require extensive balance testing and the devs are fucking lazy.

>permadeath
>grinding for 40+ years
>absolutely everything is randomized
Fuck this game.

>>167743648
You still have to have the Athleticiism score to actually do it, retard.

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>>167743782
It begins

So when is this end of the world bs gonna happen? 21st at midnight or what time?

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>>167743457
American server here
The SoCal location say only a few more hours. I doubt anything is going to happen.
Devs are just fucking with us and testing our patience.

>>167743664

What event? The entire thing remained in development until the devs decided to drop it in favor of the new millennium patch (which also almost managed to break the fucking game, nice going devs)

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I didn't have enough Courage to leave my player house again. I'm addicted to the internet and Coca-Cola. My charisma score is too low to get a girlfriend.

I don't know how the fuck anyone gets shit done in this game, nerf social interaction.

>>167739032
>Real Life v.2.112 Patch notes
Why patch it?

Servers get permanently shut down in a few hours anyway.

Why is it so hard to change classes? I don't want to be a McDonald's class anymore.

>>167740915
Damn, man. Feel sorry for ya.

Hey guys, low level player here. Is it true that if I reach level 30 without using the /sex emoticon I unlock the wizard class? Sounds a bit strange and unlikely.

Why do some players get more points to dump into the skill tree than others upon character creation? I mean like seriously what the fuck, God.

Shit game, Im quitting

>>167744083
That's just a rumor, retard.

>>167744083
When will you niggers ever learn? The rapture.dll-crash was a hoax too.

>>167740203
Issues created by the players themselves are their own concern.
This is why Raid Boss "Anita" will not be nerfed. She already has a difficulty rating of zero.

>>167744083
>believing bethesda lies

>>167739032
So how come we are going down for maintenance on the 12th?

>>167744030

That's your fucking problem. Everyone who's played a RPG before knows that dumping points into Char and Int is important because you can just grind for Str

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>>167743642
I had this happen to me, but none of the vets could figure out what was wrong until I took it to a master in a bigger city.

She died on the table while we were discussing how many gold pieces was going to be needed in order to cure her status ailment.

That depression debuff is a pretty rough one too, let me tell you.

>>167744030
It might be a long and ardous path but you could still try to go for wizard. It's really worth it in the end. Just gotta be careful to not let anyone know or you'll have churchfags on your ass.

>>167744002
>mfw still no global economy patch

Seriously. This shit is unacceptable. Why would you even introduce in game economy is there is no way to regulate it?

Also, the diamond auction house is full of fucking liars. They're just artificially inflating the price of their shit-tier minerals.

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Fucking pay 2 win

>>167744213
It adds meta-game, so that players can help make other players better

unless you want it to be casualized like every other MMO

I HATED YOUR FUCKING TITOV DLC.

>change the calendaryear back to 2011
>do it over and over again
>no end near
You need to fix that God.
Cheats are not allowed.

>>167743006
Not all guns will be removed from the games servers in that area, and even those that are will still be available to Guardsmen and Soldier classes

I hear that once the Virtual Reality mode is added, we don't even have to deal with that other shit.

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I will never forgive you for removing this class. Fuck you and your updates.

>>167744379
That sucks, bro.

Still, the morale bonuses make it so worth it, especially if you aren't getting any from guild members or the social interaction score.

>Asia servers get lower respawn times

shit game so unbalanced 0/10

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>mfw this entire thread

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>>167744383

It's too late, I already had sex. Wizard isn't an option for me.

I'm not married either, obviously. Are the churchfags going to hunt me down?

>>167744391
>They're just artificially inflating the price of their shit-tier minerals.
We have been consistently banning diamond miners for some time.
What more would you want?

>>167744585
Hey man, the largest guilds in asia are restricting the number of player on the server, though

plus if you roll a female, you get fucked hardcore

>>167744545
It balanced the game you retard

>>167744545
>implying you're old enough to have experienced the dinosaur expansion

>>167744391

Well it's not like the devs have cared to add technology tier 3 for the modern era expansion, how else are guilds going to be able to farm deeper dungeons?

>>167744391
But regulation usually makes it worse becaus3e the people controlling it are retarded. As for the diamond guild, that's just a tax on noobs.

>tfw the amusing duck is still a rare drop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WyWWAgtjYc

>Permabanned a player in Connecticut for spawn-killing
my sides

>>167744628
>Are the churchfags going to hunt me down?
Where do you live?

>>167744745
>Permabanned 6 year olds

I wonder why

God

What happened to the Dodo mob

I loved them. Bring them back

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>Tfw no guild

>>167741286
Add content, and break stuff.
I think we need a big change.
Also, add a hero character for balance.
I'm talking about adding demons and EXP for the hero. The worst that could happen, is the hero can be more powerful than you. Even then, that's not a threat. The hero's purpose is to vanquish evil, you're not evil, are you?

>>167744493
And what about the rest of us who aren't Guardsmen and Soldier classes? It's not like the Guardsmen class actually has any particular mandatory quest objective to help other players in trouble,it's just an optional quest.

>>167744698
It isn't balanced anymore now than it was then, all we have now is mammal dick sucking. When is the last time a non-mammal was able to accomplish something?

Make some new mobs already you lazy piece of shit

>>167744621
hi, you must be new here

I fucking hate that game. The graphics were good, but the story and gameplay was terrible.

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>Australia
>still no fix for the incredibly OP venomous animals and insects DLC

>>167744805
Nah man, he just killed some newbies. What's wrong with that? Either he forgot about permadeath or he's just stirring shit.

I don't see the big deal though. Remember the Children's Crusade Campaign? The Christian Guild leader had a fucking blast with that one.

>Get message asking me to update something
>press remind me in 24 hours

heh heh sucker

>>167744628
Well, you could try Asceticism as well. It still potentially gives you the celibacy buff to remove all sex life modifiers but then you also have to deal with a rationality malus. Try to go for shaolin or something so you at least get SOME badassery out of it.

>>167745054
The only true rpg

I'm still surprised America is keeping the same Guild leader.

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>Make all environments destructible
>You're not even allowed to touch anything

>>167744913
>not joining the reptilian masterrace secretly running all high level guilds around the globe
dude, you got to go deeper

>>167744805
They shouldn't have rolled on a PvP server.

go on chanarchive and get this archived faggots

>>167744913
>Implying the insect factions aren't stronger than the mammals

We only let the mammals live because we want their food.
That and we like to surprise them by hiding in their penises and coming out when they ejaculate.

>>167745196
very funny, there has never been a pve server

I heard rumors of a water-to-wine glitch years ago. Why did you had to patch that!?

>>167745131
>camp a tutorial area
>people be mad you're padding your K/D

They're just jelly they didn't think of it first.

>tfw still no space travel patch

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>>167744773

I'm in the California instance.

>>167745141

Thanks for the advice! I'll see what I can do. It might end up being a good build.

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>Still no education fix

>>167744950
fucking this, also enough with the reskins. There's like 100 different dogs that look and act almost identical.

>>167745228
all threads are auto-archived since the 1.095 patch, noob

Fucking New Players,
I've been here since the Rome Expansion.
But ever since that fucking Silver Mine glitch and the influx of new players, shit broke, and the devs just fucking sat there!

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God can you please remove the illuminati guild they are gonna ruin everything

>>167745196
The guy was a hacker, the server they were in banned gun objects already but he had them anyway.

>be 5'6
>be poor
>shitty genetics

Fucking Artificial Difficulty

>>167745324
That was a hacker you retard

When are we getting a new expansion? Space expansion was practically worthless, all it did was patch bugs of the modern era expansion and added rockets but those are fucking impossible to get unless you join a really high level guild

Also you promised to nerf certain statuses like cancer but instead it's been up to players to reduce the effects of it (which is fucking bullshit I mean -50 HP every turn?)

>>167745324

It wasn't a glitch, just some admin abuse

>>167745273
Then they knew what they were getting into beforehand.

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How's the 3rd gender expansion coming along?

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>>167745357
>space travel still in closed beta
>tfw its pay2play

>>167745492
>EZ-JEEZus
>implying he was a hacker and not a mod abusing his powers

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>>167745131
>Children's Crusade
They cheated on that and you know it.
>lel guise only newbies
>jk where are the 20~30 level folks

>Not enough gold for fast travel
>Stuck in starting area
Goddamnit

>>167744897
>And what about the rest of us who aren't Guardsmen and Soldier classes?
Such players will have to make do with other guns and weapons.
All these items were ever used for is griefing other players and upsetting game balance.

> It's not like the Guardsmen class actually has any particular mandatory quest objective to help other players in trouble
And this is one of the reasons we are not removing all guns. We are seeking to maintain a more stable balance, we won't throw the baby out with the bathwater.

Why haven't you fixed the bug that makes objects travelling at light speed infinitely heavy?
That shit sucks.

>play early Real Life
>awesome open-world expansion, fight tons of monsters and animals
>play Real Life now
>shitty meta-gaming, only PvP, basically no PvE except the hunting mini-game

this game went to shit fast, like 1500 years

>>167745163
>having to warm the admin up for more than four years

FDR only got shit done because of extra terms.

>Go into a cave
>Its empty
>Go into a tomb
>Only dead corpses with no loot
>Go to a grave yard and read the funny messages
>No funny messages, only depressing ones
>Go into a tavern and talk with the bartender
>He kicks me out
>Go home to save
>Save and loading features don't work yet
>Travel along the road
>No quick travel, have to pay for quick travel

Shit game

>>167744545
Re didn't remove it so to speak, we just nerfed it so hard that everything but bugs eat it.

Oh man, those players would be pissed.

>>167745492
I've heard that, but I refuse to belive that he'd ever existed. It's all lore speculation bullshit

>>167745557
I heard some players in game made them and the devs added them.

>>167745740
That's what happens when people take advantage of the organized religion exploit. Its a fucking game breaker.

>Finish the whole of the education questline
>Look around
>Few side quests crop up, but no new story missions
So is this a bug or what?

>>167745495
>When are we getting a new expansion? Space expansion was practically worthless, all it did was patch bugs of the modern era expansion and added rockets but those are fucking impossible to get unless you join a really high level guild

>new expansion
Sit and wait. We were told that Space expansion was going to be the hot shit, look how that turned out.

This world's getting pretty fucking boring. We need a group PvP event again, that one 70 patches ago was pretty fun.

>>167745492

That was one of the devs testing the latest patch, but he forgot to give himself an invincibility buff lel

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When des the reptilians race expansion come?

>>167745904
You must have
>experience and curriculum DLC

>>167745686
No, the griefers are the only ones who're ever seen with them because the rest of us don't advertise it all the time like a fucktarded atttention whoring noob.

I have an AK item, a PTR-91 item, a .22 knockoff MP5 item, and a SIG 551 item, and the players want to take them for no good reason. It pisses me off because some of those items are expensive.

It's either that these weapons ARE more useful than the lower-class weapons, in which case I don't want to be disarmed, or they AREN'T significantly more useful than lower-class weapons, in which case it won't help.

>>167745904
story-line quests are only available to a limited number of players

It makes the game more realistic, you don't have everyone high-level raiding all the time so the game stays fun

>>167745056
We gave you all a massive boost to charisma despite your males overall ugly appearance and your females terrible ageing.

Most players seem happy with the system.

>>167745943
Hey, we're finally seeing progress now. You can already get to the edge of space for 200.000 credits/gold.

>>167745904
YOU DON'T LIKE IT? DON'T BUY IT!
YOU JUST HATE FUN!

>>167745384
>California instance
Well then your evade doesn't need to be hight to get someplace safe.

>>167746008
That was an april fools joke.

Spells last too fucking long in this game

>former party member casts level 250 Order of Retraint
>still can't get near them

>>167745592
they let more and more people in by gradually lowering the prices anon

if you stick in you may get in one day

cute fox

>2.112

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How come hats don't enhance our abilities in this game? We can wear whatever we want but it's just for aesthetics. This game is bullshit.

Also, why the lack of BGM?

>>167746179
It only applies if you aggro them

you need to either up your stealth skill or get a really high charisma and get her to stop channeling the spell

>>167746146
but i tdidn't want it, my parents bought it for me

>>167745505
Why does Admin have so many extra accounts in regards to all the religious guilds? Seems kind of silly to me. Ever guild member just acts like they've been Gregored when he signs on under them.

>almost 2013
>no fast travel

Can't wait till Mars comes out cause im fucking done with this game. Artificial difficulty up the ass

Guys, does anyone know the spell to remove the depression debuff? I can hardly even PvE anymore with this on.

the playerbase is absolute shit

>>167745056

serves you right for playing on a server with such shitty ping

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Do you guys ever get the feeling the lead designer just starting fucking around at some point?

ey devs whats up with that arbitrary "light speed" limit?

Sure I can understand you put that in place around the roman era mod to save processing power and nobody noticed anyway, but seriously its twothousand fucking twelve. Our hardware can handle it if its close to infinity like intended.

I mean I heard there's supposed to be these cross server events but they're bugged. It takes an absolutely retarded amount of time to activate them and the way we figure its due to somehow light speed being bugged and dragging ALL maximum speeds down with it


care to comment?

>>167746403
They are still trying to fix it along with the cancer bug.

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>>167746518
yeah

>>167742278

>Hey guys, I'm a newfag!

Gtfo faggot

>>167746518
I don't think he ever stopped fucking with us.

reallife.exe has stopped working

:stopmusic:

>>167746403
Try the Prozac buff. You have to fiddle with dosage some and maybe a different buff in the same spell category but one will possibly work.

>people talking about spells

real life art online(tm) has no magic, what the fuck
you're all fucking hackers, that's what

Game is getting closed next day anyway

>>167746671
update your drivers

>only one playable race
0/10 shit game

>>167746581

Oh please they've said they'd cure the depression debuff since the industrial revolution expansion, all you can do is find a healer class and get a shitty +2 to morality.

Fix your draw distances, goddamn. The driving minigame is annoying enough when there isn't HURR FOG SO REAL after 50 feet.

>>167746518
its not the dev, characters like that always got created. Its just that the game is now so casual even horribly horribly optimized characters can play it

remember that one time a chick who'd taken the blind, deaf AND mute flaws just to be unique managed to finis the phd quest? I swear to you, in the earlier versions she'd get permakilled before level 2

>>167746771
fuck sake

Depression debuff is really sticking it to me. I've had it for a while now and all I can think about is how pointless the game is with it, I can't do anything at all. I'm just not motivated. I would unsub, but I keep thinking you'll fix it and I can believe in you. But the main Guild Leaders and Officers are all a bunch of dicks who abuse the poorer guilds. It's not fair.

Fix immediately, please.

>>167746403
Try this cool buff named, Krocodile

>>167741989
>Anyone playing the trap class
>intelligent enough for stealth
Maneatingwarheadswhilewearingtopgunhat.jpg

>>167746354
I'm getting sick of these low grade previews

and even worse they're only released after players finish these massive community effort quests

at least its not as bugged as Venus

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I have a bug to report.
The ambient noise at this location has stopped looping. Any chance we could get it fixed soon?

>>167744628
What alignment did you get? You could go Paladin.

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>>167746753
>he didn't save his purity for thirty cycles and unlock wizard

Can the devs please fix the religious system.

It's fucking messed up.

Or like, get rid of because Science has the same benefits.

>>167746928
Not sure about the UK but Germany had an issue with a player a while back. They don't like to talk about it.

Hey God, quick question. My character has been losing HP for the past few months, and no matter how many pots I consume, it doesn't seem to be regenerating. Any patch coming soon for that?

Btw, great christmas update, I'm loving the lights and music. <3

>Servers will restart and a brief mainteance will occur on 21.12.2012, 8PM EST

>>167746928
it makes things more fun. PvP is just for violent twitchfags ever since honor points got scrapped

and if you're so "hardcore" why aren't you playing on the somalia server?

>>167746035
>the rest of us don't advertise it all the time
The rest of you don't have much use for them.

Look they are just a little too powerful for most classes they are currently available to.

Players can still do everyting they wish within the rules with other gun-items with next to no loss of efficency for you, but players seeking to use them in a way the upsets the game will have a harder time attain those items, or be forced to use other items that will not work as well for their unethical game behaviour.

>It's either that these weapons ARE more useful than the lower-class weapons, in which case I don't want to be disarmed,
Look for your own defence lower tier gun-items will work just as well, but since they don't work as well for those seeking to grief other players in the ways we have been seeing lately this change will see an overall improvement for game balance.

Now it is true that some players will be unjustly worse off, but we are playing a numbers game here, if more are benefited from this rebalance then we are sorry to those who lose out but this is how balance works.

It has worked quite well in other servers, and we can always patch these things back in.

>>167739032
>The Gangnam Style in-game song has been given a nerf in catchiness and popularity.

But I didn't think it was all that catchy to begin with.

>not having the dragon dildo dlc

>>167746983
The new patch broke it when he added the new songs to the pool

Why don't we have some really earth-shattering lore update? It's been so boring since the WWII Patch. I want to see some more godless abominations. The hero class in those days was godly.

>Mfw hero class does D-Day path branch, still as epic as hero class "Jew-hider" branch

this game is shit, the lore is boring has fuck and more than half of it isn't even canon or was just retards thinking devs trying out stuff counts for lore
plus for some reason there is unexplained shit everywhere in the fucking story
I say devs should start adding player generated content! i want my dragons, damnit

>>167746518
>Smeagol.
No, he started stealing other peoples material

Anyone know when they're going to update their hardware ?

Graphic sucks even with ENB

Shits sucks running in a 4.5 billiong years old engine.

I bet they run this shit on a console.Fucking scrubs not updating to masterrace.

>>167745259
Fiends

>>167746518

It's always been like that, thing is everyone always just used to reroll characters but now the game is unbalanced as shit so even glitched characters with -20 to all stats get to play. It's fucking shit

The only place where devs dropped the ball is not fixing the glitch that allows characters to abuse food items. The America guild is full of these fucks and now they whine for devs to nerf every other character

>>167747152
> Somalia
>not Colombia or Siberia

enjoy babby's first "pro" server

It's been, what? OVER 2000 YEARS
MAKE A GODDAMN UI

>can't check health
>can't check stats
>can't manage inventory or anything
>"it's all part of the immersion"
>"You, the player, can do anything~!"
>"Make your own UI!"

Fucking lazy devs.

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>>167747268
I still like the Waffen SS class better.

My wakefullness stat suddenly plummeted this past week, wtf is happening? I have to sleep like every 5 hours, how am I supposed to quest?

>>167747030
meh the guys in charge of the biggest religious factions are family of the devs, and it brings way to many advantages for them

Guess you just gotta suck it up. Maybe transfer to some of the european servers most of the religious (save the muslim faction but we all know its a bunch of tryhard pvp'ers that you can't keep out of anything) factions are dying overthere

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this game is fun

All these possibilities, you can litterally be anything you want if you really try.

I feel sorry for the peeps playing hardcore mode in ethiopia and shit thou

>>167747343
>siberia
>pvp

bullshit, thats primarily a pve server. Nobody pvp's in it anymore because nobody plays there since the difficulty is way to high for the rewards

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>>167747152
Somalia is getting to be a causalized server anyway, it just has a reputation from like 20 versions ago when they got into a huge tangle with some American Soldier classes. They had Delta prestige class and everything and a few still got permakilled. But like I said, that was like 20 revisions ago.

>>167746179
You need the $ talisman. and some essence of chloroform.