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Holy shit.

In during this.

:D

Fuck yeah, Ultros!

Fuck yes. It's win thread Pt.2

I love you, Ultros.

go-on

I haven't even recovered from the other one!

CURAGA IS FAILING ME, HERE.

Did anyone notice OP's amazing pun?

>>5935510
Use Regen faggot.

How long does it take you to come up with these?

>>5935473
Oh, Ultros, you and your spoilers!

>>5935486
This is part three, fuckwad.

I am a little traumatized tonight, though, /v/. A little shook up. I was looking for awesome Zelda art but had the misfortune of stumbling across a gay Link bukkake page! And let me tell you, according to the yaoi fangirls, that boy does not lack for manmilk. Seriously, talk about your fairy fountains.

>>5935518

>>5935533
:<

But say what you will about his sexuality, that Link is a strong fellow! Very athletic, no sport too tough. I hear hockey is really his game, though. He has a killer hook shot.

GTFO Ultros. I was the superior recurring villian. Plus I had my own theme music.

>>5935571

:|

>>5935573
but are you telling jokes? no, so gtfo

>>5935573
But do you have a good stand-up routine?

I demand more of this

>>5935571
God help me, I LOL'd.

>>5935531
4

>>5935573
You don't tell awesome jokes. Get out of here, dick.

I demand anon put up a rapidshit or something of all these thread. I'm sure I missed 1 or 2.

>>5935573
Your jokes suck, Gilgamesh. Get off the stage.

But I tell you, /v/, some games I just don't don't think are worth the effort. Like Harvest Moon, for instance. I feed those damn cows, take care of them for months, milk their stupid milk and let them live on my property, and do I get a single word of thanks? No. I swear, those hoofed animals, so ungulateful.

Who IS this masked mystery man? God damnit. Ultros, one tiny, purple octopus of win in a giant seething sea of fail.

>>5935653
*blink blink*

Oh god these are making me laugh

>>5935643
SHUT UP

Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass!

>>5935653
I don't even get that and I laughed.

>>5935653
Okay, I actually loled.

>>5935688
BOO GET OFF THE STAGE

>>5935571
I chuckled.

>>5935653
I learned a new word.

>>5935695
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ungulate

>>5935695

It's a fucking pun.

What is there NOT to get?

>>5935688
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

GET THIS MEATBALL OUTTA HERE!

Ultros, you're my hero.

>>5935653
I didn't major in English.

But I lol'd anyway.

These are the only good threads on /v/

But I've said it before and I'll said it again, /v/, there's a fortune to be made off the internet if you just put your mind to it. My friend Mr. Chupon and I, for instance, we're making this million-dollar new product marketed to the tween set -- or rather their parents, gah ha ha! It's for defending themselves against sneaky sexual predators who stalk them through their stupid dumb emo sites. We're calling it MySpace SpyMace.

>>5935744
Ultros, have my babies.

>>5935768
Ba dm PSHHHH

Dammit, I kind of enjoy your threads now.

>>5935768
Ha ha ha.

>>5935768
These should not be so funny.

Dammit, why is this funny?

>>5935768

Lol'd so hard.

>>5935773
Indeed.

Ultros wins the internet.

MOAR, cried the /v/irgin.

I joke about owing my landlord money, /v/, but I respect him, I really do. He puts up with so much crap. Loud music, rude tenants, horrible stenches wafting through the hall... I could never deal with that much resident-evil.

>>5935934
O HO HO I GET IT

Ultros is the best thing to ever come to /v/

>>5935934
I'm trying to hold back a LOL.

Ain't working too well.

>>5935934
I will kill you.

Geezus christ
the puns

they are killing me

jesus fuck how do you come up with so many corny video game/4chan jokes to supply /v/ everynight?

FUCK YES YOU ARE THE BEST COMEDIAN EVER!

ULTROS TRIED TO TENTACLE RAPE TERRA

NOTHING TO LOL ABOUT

I mean, yeah, I don't have the best English in the world, but at least I'm not as bad as that chick Ayla. I remember that time she was lookout on the Epoch, had to report any foul weather to that frog dude down below, and all she could manage to grunt was "cloud! Look!" over and over.

>>5936009

Saging an Ultros thread should be a bannable offense.

>>5936053
boo hiss

>>5936053
GODLIKE

>>5936016

Truly he is a god among men....

Or some octopus...monster thing......

The point is he's fucking awesome.

>>5936053
oh god

>>5936053

boo

ultros is awesome

>>5936053

fuck, good one.

>>5935688
*GASP!*

HE'S A WEEABOO!

A WEEABOO!

What game is ultros from?

I never id like Ultros much..until these threads started popping up.

>>5936053
But maybe I shouldn't talk about her too loud -- she's SCARY. I remember her boyfriend Kino argued with her once, said he wanted to live in a hut with her instead of a dank old cavern, really put his foot down, but it was no use. In the end he finally caved.

>>5936135

I bet Ultros's tentacles are grape flavored.

>>5936141

That sucked.

>>5936141

Your jokes get lamer every day, but at the same time, funnier.

God on you, Ultros.

>>5936053
Win indeed, as the other jokes do.

>>5936141

I love you, Ultros.

>>5936158
Grape flavored tentacles? Hm..

I had the thread for the first Ultros Fun Time, but it was too big for /v/. Here's the good posts only.

http://4chanarchive.org/board/
request 5935473
GO

Seriously Ultros, you're lovable... really. But you should really do something about those teeth... may I recommend an Orthros-dontist?

Oh, I forgot, my pal Mega Man called me the other day! Yeah, he was kind of upset, problems at work. Apparently the company he works for switched bosses on him, and his new one stinks. Not incompetent, or even bad, really, just a little inferior to his old boss in every way. Just kind of a Doctor Lite.

>>5936234

Holy shit, thank you.

>>5936234

I remember one before that, and that one's archived anyways. Did anyone save the first one?

>>5936278
Oh damn, we're nearing the core of all humor! I can feel it!

>>5936278
Ba dm PSHHhhh

>>5936258

Get out, you are not Ultros.

>>5936258

GET THE FUCK OUT OF ULTROS' THREAD.

>>5936258
HEY HECKLER. There's nothing wrong with my teeth. They're perfect for filtering out delicious little microscopic fish to munch on. Yes, I've always been told I have a kriller-smile.{/spoiler]

>>5935688
>>5935713

Yes, DO get off the stage, and make way for the true King of Heroes, mongrel!

this shit is fucking retarded
gtfo faggot

>>5936376
next reply will be aimed at this anon.

>>5936331
And now you made me mess up my precious spoiler tags! That really stresses me out. Like my friend Mr. Chupon always says, if you don't use the right punctuation to surround spoilers, you'll never end up in the winner's bracket.

>>5936376

Ignore him Ultros, this fucker's below you.

>>5936331

>>5936331
THE MAN DOES NOT MISS A FUCKING BEAT

Ultros is made of win

>>5936258

holy fucking lol

>>5936053
BEST
JOKE
EVER

>>5936407
Posting in a (we can hope ) epic thread. Bitchmink.

Hey Ultros, did you hear about the movie critic who played OOT? He's only beaten the first dungeon and he already thinks it's a little sap-py.

OH ULTY-POO

how do i blocked spoilerz?

>>5936486
no. maybe without the hyphen, but no.

this shit is fucking retarded
gtfo faggot

this shit is fucking retarded
gtfo faggot­­

AGE AGE AGE

>>5936486

this shit is fucking retarded
gtfo faggot­­­­­

this shit is fucking retarded
gtfo faggot­­­­­­

this shit is fucking retarded
gtfo faggot­­­­­­­

this shit is fucking retarded
gtfo faggot­­­­­­­­

this shit is fucking retarded
gtfo faggot­­­­­­­­­

>>5936404
>>5936331
HOLY SHIT REAL TIME JOKE CREATION

Oh, /v/, don't worry. I never really fret about hecklers. I know they just love to sage. And they're all neckbearded pimply losers who practically sweat bacon fat. You know the type I'm talking about. Excrete-Meat Sagents.

>>5936508
>>5936525
>>5936529
>>5936531
>>5936532
>>5936535
same butthurt faggot

Oh look, some faggot who doesn't know how to have fun has come and is attempting to ruin it for everybody else. Say hi, everyone.

Ah well, there's always one, isn't there.

>>5936558
ROFL

>>5936558
HAHAHAHA Oh shit, I actually laughed out loud.

Ultros is the best fucking thing on /v/

>>5936558
I love you, Ultros.

And after moot has tried so hard to make this place a fun place to talk and joke! Oh, well. You know what they say about your attitude toward online message boards. If you're not forum, you're against 'em.

>>5936558
foolish octopus, that's not how you pronounce "sage"

>>5936558

Holy fucking shit, Ultros delivers.

>>5936558

Oh Ultros, you card.

>Entire Thread

Fuck the haters, we love you Ultros.

/r/ ultros rule 34

>>5936651
You're not funny, you never were funny, and you never will be funny. Stop fucking trying, fag. The only thing you're doing is making me hate my favorite FF6 character more and more with every one of your posts.

If you don't like Ultros's jokes, you're an underage faggot, and you need to leave /v/. Period.

so, are we archiving this?

Oh, snap, /v/, I gotta go. My friend Mr. Chupon and I are going to see the new Pokemon movie, and I can't wait to try the new tie-in candy they have at the theaters. It sounds delicious. A "PikaChew."

THAT'S ALL I GOT, /v/
MUCH LOVE TO ALL
GOOD NIGHT

>>5936726

Fucking yes.

These jokes suck so hard they win.

>>5936726
>Thread 5935473 has already been archived.

>>5936738
STANDING OVATION.

>>5936738

Come back soon! ;_;

>>5936738
so much win contained in one little post.

good night.

i love you uncle ulty~

>>5936771
>>5936768
>>5936767
Kill yourselves.

Now I can rest easy to night, having Ultros come by to tell jokes.

>>5936738

I smiled.

>>5936856
>BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW.
Fix'd.