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>>133971427
i'm ready

>4.48 excitement rating
>30,696 ft of track

What's not to love?

>>133971427
>>133971620
This better end with all 38 riders dying.

What's with the sudden influx of RCT threads recently? Not that I'm complaining.

>One month has passed
>Passengers are becoming bored

Some of them even want to get off.

>dat horrible fucking ROI

OP you won't make any money that way

>Popularity has dropped to 28%

They seem to be scared of the upcoming scenery.

>I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE
>I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE
>I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE
>I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE
>I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE
>I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE
>I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE
>I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE
>I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE
>I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE
>I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE

>>133971842
can we get like a view of the entire thing?

>70 real time minutes long
oh god my sides

Oh god... those poor riders...

This ride isn't wild, this ride isn't wild at all!

This is fucking great

MR BONES HAS CLAIMED THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT

>>133971952

>Four months have passed on the maiden voyage

>>133972083

>Ten months have passed on the maiden voyage.
>The passengers are very hungry

Apparently, the testing has lied about the ride duration.

Creating a folder, just to cap your ride, Mr. Bones.

>implying you can get off MR BONES WILD RIDE

Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

>70 fucking minutes long
Holy fuck this is awesome.

is this... OC?

my god, OP!

ENJOY THE RIDE

Dear god, you sick son of a bitch

>>133972209
Mr Bones why would you do that
Mr Bones they're pissed

>>133972209

>The ride is only half over. Another month has passed and the ride seems to be growing.

>mfw this thread

>>133972339

>One full year has passed, we set off may of year 3 and it's now may of year 4.
>The signs up ahead say we made it through MR BONES WILD RIDE.

I lol'd

>>133972083

>"D-dad, I want to get off the ride."
>"I know, son. We all do."
>"I-I-want to go on something else!"
>"It's alright, son. At least we still have the motion simulator to look forward to."

by the gods, they won't even be human when they get off

What would make it just wonderful is if the ride broke down right before they made it to the station

>>133972616
you see Mr Bone's skeleton army?
ever wondered how they got there

now you know

>OC on /v/
Thank you based OP

>All of the passengers manage to get off the ride and still know how to walk.
>The signs indicate that the exit is up ahead, but the path is quite long.
>It's time to leave.

oh my god i can't breathe, here OP you can have every last one of my internets

>reinstallrct2.exe

>>133972692

Someone is getting on the ride again.

1 year on Mr. Bones Wild Ride and they're just a little hungry and thirsty.

You need to kick those bastards out of the park, they brought a year's worth of food inside so they wouldn't have to use your concession stands

>>133972692
>the path leads to another entrance to the ride

my body is ready

>>133972692
>path is longer than the ride
Calling it now

>>133972692
>people queuing

YOU FOOLS

>>133972692

>"This park is really clean and tidy."

>>133972668
FOR EVERY PERSON THAT GETS ON MR BONES WILD RIDE, ANOTHER PIECE OF SCENERY IS ADDED

>The path to the exit was 2 hours long and we ended up here.
>It's just another entrance to the ride.

>>133972862

>>133972692
I don't like where this is going

>>133972862
DON'T FORGET

YOU'RE HERE FOREVER

>>133972862
fucking knew it

>It's just another entrance to the ride.

>>133972862

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

YOU SICK BASTARD OP

>>133972862
>MR BONES SAYS
>THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>>133972862
>fin
WHAT!?

That's it!?

We want blood!

>>133972862

Thread of the millenium

Saving everyone one of these fuckers.

Bravo OP, bravo.

Your story will be passed down through generations.
Out of interest, how long did it take you to make?

>>133972862
>mfw

>>133972862

>MR BONES SAYS
>THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

my sides

Alright OP.
Give us a save now!
So we could all be a part of Mr Bones' Ride.

Are there any suggested mods or anything for RCT2? Any way to play in windowed mode?

>"this thread has received 3 of 5 requests needed to trigger archival."

why isnt this archived yet?

>>133971687
Might be the sale on GOG.com.

>MR BONES WILD RIDE
>The Ride of your Life

>Literally

>>133972995
Dude, they're trapped in a hellish nightmare that's over a year long and has no exit.
That's pretty grim.

>implying you can leave

>>133973148
Or the freeleech on bitgamer

>>133973118

Get out of this amazing thread, asshole. Your questions are retarded and can be answered with google.

I.. I'm a little scared...

I'm not gonna lie, this thread almost has a bit of a NOPE quality to it

>It feels like it's growing

>MR BONES SAYS: THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!

This park deserves the grace of the Euthanasia Coaster.

thread of the year

>>133973315
Just play it fullscreen you faggot

Holy shit. My childhood. My sides. My everything.

10/10 OP, you've done good.

I know it's only Monday, but this has made my week.

This is literally one of the most fiendishly brilliant things I've ever seen in a vidya game. It is horrible in all the right places. If I was gay I'd be your butt buddy any day OP.

OP here, uploading the savegame now

Here is the entire track

>>133973046

Jesus, just look at their sullen postures and heads pointing into the ground. They know their only reprieve from Mr. Bones Wild Ride is in going from exit to the entrance and they wish they could walk slower, but they can't.

>>133973118
http://burstintotreats.wordpress.com/rollercoaster-tycoon-2/

Download for 64-bit fixed game and windows version cracks there, you need to install the 2010 Runtime stuff.

>>133973315

Nope. Get out.

Hint: If it's not on google then it must not exist. Derp.

>>133973201
Google's results didn't work and I won't use a Virtual Machine just to play this in windowed mode.

And you're the asshole.

>>133973409
yes please

>Not having them drown when they exit
Shame, but still good

10/10

my favorite part is the mysterious and possibly equally long railway ride that brings that brings them to the ride.

I will be extremely disappointed if this thread doesn't get archived.

12/10, Love me some RCT OC

>>133973409

holy fuck

I opened and finished this thread while listening to the 28 days later main theme...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbwlGv9SWfY

lyk dis if u cri evertim

10/10, would vote for archival if I wasn't getting MySQL errors

126/10 OP

I laughed. So. Fucking. Hard.

Well done Op well done.

Savegame of mr bones wild ride

its in a real park

http://www.mediafire.com/?oouq11cf1ph7i6q

>>133973608
it's already archived. use the new site, old one is broken forever

>>133973707

its perfect

Reminds me of this

>>133973707
>Hat world

>>133973707
Is that path type in the game or is that a mod?

>>133973708
What's the new one?

>>133973470

>killing the guests
>granting them the gift of death to end their eternal torment

You're a shitty villain, Aku.

100/10 OP
that skeletons face and posture with that top hat makes this whole thing perfect

I honestly would love to see a new Roller Coaster Tycoon. Maybe update the graphics, but have some more involved physics and stuff. I want to make horribly unsafe crap like coasters that jump the rails, etc.

>>133973707
TeamFortressthemepark.jpg

shit just got real

Threads like these are why I love /v/

>>133973470

The sign changed.

>>133973986
AW SHIT SON

>>133973913
Honestly if RCT4 is made I want the developers to play all 3 games with expansions and see which parts of which are the best. And then expand on that, i.e.: Diagonal paths and shorter grids.

>>133973913

WELL DO I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU

rollercoastertycoon.com

>>133973707
>HAT WORLD

>>133974007

>END OF RIDE

OP you're a beauty, but I must ask, how much did this pinnacle of engineering cost?

from an anon last night

>>133973913
Couldn't bobsled coasters already get flung off the track?

And really, I don't think any of the rendering techniques today could do it justice if RCT was to be redone.

>>133974095
He turned the money off

>>133974053
Instead they're making a version for the 3DS

In 3D

>>133974156

It's just a dumbed down version of RCT 3.

>>133974105
>the end isn't a maze with two squares

>this thread

>>133974109
I don't remember seeing the bobsled coaster ever fly off the track I think you're thinking of the waterslide.

isn't RCT open source now?

>>133974241

Probably wouldn't be possible for guests to say the "_____ looks too intense for me" lines if that were the case.

>>133974156
Well then I'll buy it if the profits go to making a real RCT4. Frankly I have a 3DS anyway.

>>133974105

holy fuck this is the best thing i've ever seen

>>133974319
Good luck deciphering anything.

The majority of the game was written in assembly code

>>133974319
No

>>133974308
It could be done if the cart is travelling fialry fast and goes up a slight gradient.

On a side note OP is truly a troll master.

Try to explain how they made this ride, I dare you.

>>133973118
http://pastebin.com/TGAHcWzx

window hack is in there i use it myself.

>>133974007
YOU HAVE PLEASED ME GOOD SIR

BODIES FOR THE BODY GOD

>>133974446

remove supports you nigger

http://www.livestream.com/twilightning
Guy is streaming for tonight. I might stream again if he gives up.

>>133974105

>You must now walk in the filth

Oh god my sides

>>133974446
>implying it's hard to photoshop isometric aliased game elements

>>133974462
All links are dead, help me anon I must rollercoast

>>133973595
I upboated you bro

>>133974496
thanks

>>133973707
tf2.jpg

that is almost like an ito junji story

>>133974446

The Photoshop Expansion Pack

Hi 50 lurkers

>>133974531
http://www.gog.com/promo/atari_array

>>133974401
TTD was also 99% assembly code and they were able to reverse engineer that. I assume the only reason no one has tried with RCT is that its time consuming.

>this thread

>>133974635
You should set up the torrent to be at 99.9%

>>133974668
>implying having access to sauce code means you're reverse engineering

full retard

>>133974725
>the ride starts here
Oh the ironing.

Bravo OP

Bravo

I love you, OP.

>>mfw epic bread

>>133974820
TTD was reverse engineered you imbecile Chris Sawyer has not publicly released the source of anything so far OpenTTD was started by reverse engineering the binary files.

My god, it's full of bones.

Could someone post the links for all the RCT downloads?

I'm not watching the current stream, so if the guy stops and you guys still want some entertainment, feel free to post and let me know. I'll get a stream going.

Guess it was the ride of a lifetime

>>133975093
again?

So, how do you run RCT2 in window mode?

>>133975232

Chuckled'

If i made a mod that let guests die in RCT 3 could we stop pretending it doesn't exist?

>>133975326
scenarios link doesnt work on http://pastebin.com/TGAHcWzx

>>133975664
If you made RCT3, we could stop pretending that it doesn't exist.

Because then it would exist.

>>133975664
There's a sequel?

>>133975664
You'd think the superiority of its expansions would be proof.

OC on my /v/

Feels good man.

I tried to make an RCT thread earlier and not a single person posted. ;_;

This is my current park.

dat dosh

I let it run while I was at work

Is this shit being archived?

normally /v is full of bullshit reposts and little kids crying about terrible games

But today OP showed us that there is still originality out there, that someone can still make us laugh. Kudos to you OP, today, you were not a faggot

>>133976146
Cool park

>>133975664

If it were possible someone would have done it years ago. Atari fucked it up.

Curious, why do people play RCT2 instead of 3?

Also, great thread OP.

oh god my sides

archive this thread

Did Chris Sawyer fucking die or something? His official site hasn't been updated since 2007.

Manditory.

>this beautiful thread

>>133976442
He just quit I think

>pour myself some scotch to end the day
>read OC
>the exit leads to the entrance
>laugh uncontrollably and start snorting
>snorting sends the scotch into the back of my nose
>entire inside of my head feels like it's on fire
>can't breathe
>still laughing

You almost killed someone with this. Nice going.

Is this archived yet?

>>133976361
I don't really care, since the game's about building parks and not killing people.

3 just offers a ton more creative freedom and detail, but /v/ only likes to bother with the first 2, I guess because they're easier for people to get into even if they don't have the same depth.

>>133976442
Retired and happily swimming in his pool of dosh and respect

>>133976584
yup, google mr bones wild ride

>>133976585
We need someone to redraw this

>>133976724
You are a scholar. Here's a dog.

can we get someone to do a go-kart master race replica

>>133976396
Bumping for answers.

>>133977057
Nostalgia mostly.

Another reason is that it is compatible with Windows 7.

Other big thread going on here:
>>/vg/133955112

>>133976146
i see you're running it in windowed mode.
teach me your ways, i need it windowed but idk how.

>>133977057
Personally I find the perspective better in RCT1 and 2,

But mostly because you can't kill people in RCT3

>>133977057
Preference. I'm sure people are basically mad because the isometric camera option isn't on by default and Chris Sawyer didn't make it.

>>133977154
3 works on Windows 7.

For copypasta later

100 hours in mspaint

>>>/vg/133955112

fix'd

>>133977243
http://pastebin.com/TGAHcWzx
Here you are, bro.

>>133977318
well that didn't work either

huh

>>133977318
Actually, it's
>>>/v/133955112

I'm a moron.

>>133977301

>>133977057
I just didn't find it as enjoyable. Someone else can probably point to specifics, but RCT1/2 feel like better games.

>>133977332
>404 on the windowed mode hack

>>133974076

>3D

Oh boy here we go

>>133977493
Oh, right. I forgot about that.

I found it by googling "roller coaster tycoon 2 window mode hack".

I'm not sure if there is one for the first game.

>>133977601
the first game can be put in windowed mode from the options menu

I have to play 10 hours of Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 for a class. It's going to blow unless I make it interesting.

Does /v/ want in on this, or will it look like I just aped OP?

>>133976675
>RCT1
All about completing the missions, can muck about a bit.

>RCT2
All about mucking about, tons of scenery options.

>Both
Simple, fun, and nostalgic.

>RCT3
Awesome scenery, track view (something people asked for forever), and no Chris Sawyer in a shed with assembly.

>>133977493
https://github.com/downloads/ToadKing/ddhack/rct2-ddhack2.zip

This one works for the GOG version, haven't tested it on any others.

>>133977696
Mines an original disc copy so I should be fine. Will try now.

>>133976675
>I don't really care, since the game's about building parks and not killing people.

>>133972862

>>133977301
>>133977395
awesome, thanks anon

It's like Mr. Bones Wild Ride is a metaphor for my time here on /v/.

It's beautiful.

>>133977651

Do it

Link it

Yes

>>133977989

>>133978121
>>133978121

>>133978121
>>133978121

>>133977301
>>133977395
bro, you left the spoilered text spoilered.

that will surely piss someone.

>>133978121
I can't breathe!

>>133977989
>filename

>>133974496
fuck i will NOT stay up this late again... NB bro here, 1 am with a test first think in the morning is NOT fun

OMFG OP

YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD

cant stop fucking laughing oh my fucking god

>Spend $11,000 making a steel rollercoaster
>Fucking awesome
>Open it
>Intensity rating of 15
>Nobody rides it
>Rage quit and browse /v/
>RCT thread

everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPzxATaiqeA%26autoplay%3D1

the fuck are you all hyped up for???

this thread is shit

That was a fucking work of art.
+1 for you OP, you clever son of a bitch.

>>133981374

>>133981374

>>133981374
Confirmed for having lost a family member to Mr. Bones Wild Ride.

>>133981671

this is the best thread i've seen in years

You should make a version of this ride for RCT3, so we can ride it.

OP here, mr bones is making another ride.

>>133982863

>>133982863

>>133982863
>Mini Golf

Oh no

Oh god no

What have you done you monster?

>>133982912
DEAR GOD NO PLEASE

>>133982863
IT BEGINS

>>133982863
WHELP! So much for going to sleep. Let's have it!

>>133981374
Don't be mad cuz you got Boned.

>>133982863

>>133982912
>mini golf
>mini

>>133982912
>>133982863

>>133982912

YOU WILL PUTT

YOU WILL PUTT FOREVER

>>133982912

>>133983231
Oh my god

>>133983231

>>133983231

>>133983231
>thats not a path around the park.png

>>133983231
just out of curiosity, how many holes does it actually have?

http://www.bitgamer.su/details.php?id=8998
Become your own Mr. Bones (if you're on the site that is.)

>>133983231

>>133983487
If someone is on the site, I think they can do a fucking search.

Cunt.

>>133972862
you bastard

>>133983231

>>133983675
>Guy tries to be a bro and save time
>you call him a cunt
Confirmed for bumscuffed for not being on bitgamer.

>>133983231

I like where this is going.

Also, you have WAAAAY too much free time on your hands.

how many people are going to have nightmares about mr bones tonight

>>133981374

This thread is cum worthy

>>133983952
I probably will. I've been having some weird-as-fuck dreams lately.

Wouldn't surprise me if this douche shows up.

>>133983952
>Eternally Walking through darkness
>A loud laugh rings out
>Suddenly, a track appears, and one kart. Nothing else but darkness and one. Little. Kart.
>You get in
>The laugh grows louder
>'WELCOME
>TO MR. BONES
>WILD RIDE'
>You wake up in a cold sweat 7 hours later.

>>133983927
But I do have an account. Although I rarely use it. I prefer TPB.

>>133983927
>>133983487
I got RCT2 in a cereal box

Eat shit

FUCK GUYS STOP FIGHTING
PUNISHMENT FOR FIGHTING IS A FREE RIDE

>>133984280
>not being in the glorious having it since 2002 master race

Step your game up.

>>133984443
>RCT2 babby

I played RCT1 in 2000, and still have my disks.
Step it up, son.

>>133984532
>he doesn't know that I had RCT1 in 1999!
laughingguests.jpg

I downloaded it from that burst into treats site that one /v/ user made and applied the window hack but I can't load/save any savegames or create scenarios. No option to select a file comes up.

Anyone got this problem aswell?

>Not having RollerCoaster 1, 2 and 3 in working condition still, discs and all.

My level; It's time for you to all get on it.

>>133984754
>Rollercoaster Tycoon 3

All credibility lost.

>>133984790
It's terrible in comparison to 1 and 2, but it will always be fun to plow through a mob of guests in first person view mode on a rollercoaster.

OP this thread is amazing. thank you so much for doing this.

>>133984790
>implying it's not a superior game
>implying you don't just hate it because the rest of /v/ hates it
>implying the rest of /v/ don't just prefer RC2 because of nostalgia

>>133985093
>implying i didn't hate it the moment it came out

>Mr. Bones Wild Ride

you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave

>>133985093
Doesnt matter, were here to discuss RCT 1 and 2, no one gives a fuck about 3.

H-hey guys

My God, I thought tonight was going to be another bore-fest, then I saw this thread. My sides have split open from the laughing.

>>133985291

This better fucking get archived! I demand archival! Whoever is in charge of archiving make it happen. please

>This fucking thread

>>133985713
How new are you?

Posting in this amazing thread

Best thread of the year so far. This is gonna be hard to beat.

Oh God.

>mfw this thread

Wait, that's not my face.

Im about to buy this shit again off of the GOG sale. Is there any point in getting the first one or should i just get the sequel?

>>133986923
Not unless you're one of those weirdos who actually plays through the scenarios.

>>133986923
The sequel has everything the first one does, and more.

But I grew up with RCT1, so it holds more nostalgia for me. In my opinion, the scenarios are better, but I believe there's a scenario importer for RCT2.

But still, $3? You can't go wrong.

10/10.

>>133987472
Goddamnit /v/, this is why I keep coming back

>>133987472

How many people are reinstalling this shit now?

>>133987790
>2012
>Ever uninstalling it

No joke, this is the first game I install on any hard drive. I never uninstall it.

>>133987472

>remember all the meloetta porn drawings

Why not, now hear me out on this, make almost the entire ride underground?
Imagine it, underground for years and years of your life.
You would go blind instantly by the sudden light at the end of the ride.

>>133987790
I went straight from 1 to 3 because at the time 2 looked like more of the same and I was still on pocket money back then.

I'll probably play this for a bit, get bored and then go back to 3.

Sale just ended, prices are now doubled (normal).

>>133988127

Oh lord.

Not the time or the place.

mr bones is now a meme

>>133988825

It's OC on /v/, that's great and all but you niggers seriously want to archive everything.

>try to uninstall Roller Coaster Tycoon
>computer won't let me

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>>133989243
Have you even played RTC?

>>133989328
See: >>133978121

>mfw the second half of this thread is the final proof to me that /v/ has become reddit

So how long until I can expect people to endless spam threads with Mr. Bones and "LOL THE RIDE NEVER EEEENDS!"

>>133988825
Oh, thank you for telling us all. Certainly we can't decide what's funny and what isn't for ourselves. Everything must be a meme and must be posted with slight alterations over and over again.

Fuck you, you're exactly the kind of person that kills good jokes.

This fucking game man

>>133989567
I don't think it'll come to that. Chinman is very popular here on /v/, but it's not reposted or spammed around unless the thread calls for it.

OP you made me search for my RCT2 disc. I found it. Now I'm going to have fun

This is one of the best threads I've ever seen on /v/, OP.

I'm literally in tears, I didn't think I'd ever actually see OC this good on here again.

10/10

Don't worry, I'll save them.

BONESAW IS READY.

Guys how do I make a sandbox park in RCT2? I just want a wide open space to build whatever I want with no monetary issues.

Also, tips on building exciting coasters? I'm already banking all my turns.

>>133989567
I think the worst it'll get is most RCT for a while will be CHECK WHUT I MADE /v/ ITS MR BONES WILD DOUBLES MCJIMMIES RIDE.

>>133974007
>END OF RIDE
>DING DONG BANNU

obligatory toasting in an epic bread

How's that mini-golf coming OP?

>>133995542

It's been minimized since the last picture, the testing still isn't done and the golfers aren't even 1/4th of the way through.

It's year 6

>>133996939

Is there any way to resize the window when playing RCT2 in windowed mode?

>>133996939
MOTHER OF GOD

6 YEARS TRAPPED IN A MINI GOLF HELL

AND THEY AREN'T A QUARTER OF THE WAY THROUGH

>Music

>op not updating us with the mini-golf

>>133999803
Shit should be illegal.

Jesus christ OP I think I ruptured something inside my body laughing at this, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

This is great.
Seriously.

Also, whenever I try that windowed mode hack for 2, it screws up and I can't click where I want it to. Did I do something wrong?f

>>133988145
>underground
did somebody say underground?

I wish this game had a proper "sandbox" mode
Where it just gave me empty land and some money to work with. I dont like having to build around preexisting shit. I want to start from scratch, and I dont want to spend an hour hand picking shit i want to be able to research

>This thread