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>>25757170
herp

It's not just steam. I can't even reach http://www.valvesoftware.com

To me it looks like all of valve has exploded.

>>25757280

I guess the new TF2 update was too much pressure.

no such problems here, i can login to steam and have no DNS errors

>>25757367

>>25757367
I guess all their promises were just hot air

>>25757457
I guess Valve's press work just couldn't hold water.

>>25757142

delete clientregistry.blob in your steam folder and restart steam. srsly. It'll update again and fix it. also, just keep trying if it fails again.

>>25757480
I guess the tables are turning for Valve.

>>25757457
>>25757480
>>25757367
Please stop, I almost choked, laughing so hard.

>>25757480
I guess their servers being stable was just a pipe dream

>>25757517
Puns like this really get me steamed.

I've had similar problems. I main medic and I can't get to my upgraded weapons and by that I mean the Blutsauger. It just says that a connection to steam could not be found. Which is odd, seeing as how I log onto steam to play.

I CAN connect to games and play, but I want my Blutsauger D:

Help plox

Any more trouble like this will put Valve in hot water.

>>25757551
I wonder what new games Valve has coming down the pipeline.

>>25757367
You could say that their servers reached the boiling point.

>>25757367

You might say that Steam is a buggy piece of shit

>>25757661
I think you're plumb out of ideas.

Maybe they're updating their boiler-plate?

>This thread

HELP ME

I don't know about you guys but I think the overall plot for all of Valve's games are sort of foggy.

If these problems persist, Valve's funds might just evaporate

>>25757142
i think you all need to let loose some steam

Between the announcer in TF2, GLADoS, and that zombie in L4D, I sometimes can't tell which witch is which.

OH GOD THE PUNS.
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

I guess valve have become quite a big drip

This thread is full of awesome puns.

>>25757963
Yeah, but it's starting to look like we're running out of steam.

I dare say, these troubles are beginning to make me fume.

>>25757995
No need to sound so condenseending.

>>25758032
It makes me feel that gabe is just full of gas

I think Steam needs to let off some Valve

These puns are going a bit off track, they seem to be getting lost in the mist.

HOLY SHIT THIS THREAD

>>25758217
That's just toilet language.

Don't let your pressure go to high, guys

>>25758161
True, some of these puns' relativity to Steam do seem to be getting a bit hazy.

rofl thread

You might say that Gabe ate the servers

ARCIVE REQUESTAN' VALVE PUNAN'

Since the russian cut the pipe it seems thati can't join any servers from europe.

One might say Valve has reached the Burst Limit

OH GOD DAMNIT I WANT TO HAVE MY BLUTSAUGER

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

To me valve seems like a great big steaming pile of shit.

>>25758972
well, fuck guess i won't be playing medic today.

>>25759284

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god, my throat hurts from laughing so much

>Thread 25757142 has already been archived.

>It is probably still waiting to be reviewed by the mods, which means it can take a few days until it is available in the archive.

Great Success.

The radioactive waste running through that pipe has reached its Half-Life someone better turn the release VALVE

>>25759479
>>25759621
Well, great! Now there's no pressure and we don't have to worry about the thread evaporating into thin air.

>>25757367
this is all your fault you know

I'm sure valve's excuse for these server problems will hold water.

>>25759902
I know, I'm so glad I posted that, it's quality BLU me away even if it has you seeing RED, all it took was a little intelligence.

>>25760065

your puns will never be as good as a goldrush they are about as helpful as a gravelpitt

try living life in the fastlane

holy fuck

this thread

Valve's reliability is getting a bit damp.

Looks like their servers have been clogged.

>>25760380
>>25760471
You could say Steam's servers have gotten soggy.

Reset your router, OP. I saw somebody with the same problem a couple of hours ago.

Oh my god archive this.

>>25760653

It has been, tripfaggot. Read the thread, posts like yours get me steamed.

>>25760653

It already has been, you'd know if you hadn't benn so busy dickn' around out on the Frontier

I'm scared of getting spoiled!

>>25760653

This guys been to busy with his dick in a Valve to realise it has been archived for a while

>>25760653

He uses a trip because hes only got a Half-Life to be honest I wish he'd just stay Left 4 Dead

Sure is Ultros' legacy around here...

>>25760859

I think you're using the trip fag as an excuse to be an Opposing force

>>25760892
We walk in the footsteps of the master comedian.

>>25760927

Ultros was the master, we are his followers

Hey hey hey guys chill out.

Though I understand if you need to release some hostility...

>>25760471
They should probably head over to Hyrdo and have their Engineers go fix them.

Goodnight /v/ I hope our thread doesnt get Spoiled

lol they finally go out of business? lol enjoy your hundreds of wasted dollars lol should have pirated. FAGGOTS

lol puns

>>25760978
samefag here. herp derp i can't spell Hydro

So does anyone know what's wrong with the servers?

>>25761052
The servers have become flooded with condensation and valve are having to pump it all out to fix them.

MOAR

>>25761031
>lol
>lol

GO BACK TO /B/ UNDERAGE B&

Looks like this threads coming to an end... ah well, we gabe it our all.

Look's like I BLU my chance to join in on the fun.

>>25762120
You should have RED the thread earlier.

STOP THIS SHIT, I'M TIRED OF IT

Valve sure ps3 sux this time.

>>25762377
Seems like you need to let off some steam.

When it comes to Valve every game's a real gas, but I think we should put this thread on the backburner and just let it die and be archived, because for some people puns like this are a a whole Newhell.

Valve is screwed up this time.