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19 KB Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:32 No.17926578  
ITT: Sad or Rage moments in your vidya history.

When I was a kid my parents, were rich. They bought me whatever (although I had to work for it). So I asked for a SNES and got it, Genesis got it. I loved my video games. But when I turned ten my mom became sick. To take my mind off of it my parents spent more money on what I wanted (spoiling me at this point). I got an N64, GBC, Saturn, and a Playstation in one day. So a year later my mom died. Of course we were all devastated, but everyone in my family bought me video games to help me get by. So two years later my dad re-marries. This woman he married was the fucking devil, she had a daughter my age, and a boy and a girl younger than me. When ever my dad left town for business trips she would refuse to feed me, and give my games to her kid. Thankfully her daughter was a caring person and often sneaked food into my room, and stole some of my video games back for me. I loved that girl as a real sister. So lets go two years in the future. My dad gets in a car accident, got hit by a truck. I was devastated, I was about to lose my dad, and it was a week before Christmas. So December 23rd my dad died. My step-mother's kids didn't care much except the one that was my age. Now lets go to Christmas day, I wasn't really interested in my presents. Got some games from my uncle, clothes from my aunt, some money from my grandparents.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:33 No.17926609
Nothing from my step-mother, but her daughter that was my age bought me some games which I appreciated. But one thing that struck me, nothing from my dad. That killed me, I went to my room and layed on my bed, with my step-sister bringing me waffles. Then we hear from downstairs "Oh my god mom you got me a Playstation 2?!" and then with "Mom got me a Game Boy Advance" I guess she spent a lot on her kids. Later that night my grandmother called me asking me if I enjoyed my presents. I said yes, then she asked me if I liked the presents my dad got me. Apparently she went shopping with him to get my presents. I asked her what he got me, she said "A Playstation 2 and a Game Boy Advance." The following week I moved in with my Grandparents and lived with them until last year. I guess the bright side to this though, was the fact that my Mother's and Father's will both said that if they were both to die that I would receive all their money and inherit my fathers business after I graduate University (Money before I graduate).
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:33 No.17926627
C-C-C-C-COOL STORY, BRO
>> Maxieman !!vf0ulOk/J 07/18/08(Fri)20:36 No.17926730
oh my god

did you tell your grandparents what she did?
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:37 No.17926760
I played first MGS on PC. Played it like 10 times. Was a onlyPCfag at that moment. Quickly looked up series and noticed MGS2:substance has been already released. Bought pre-modded PS2 and MGS2:substance.
Shit didn't work. Turned out my chip didn't read DVD9s AT ALL. I actually cried.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:37 No.17926765
>>17926730
Yes my uncle came and took the Playstation 2 and Game Boy Advance.
>> Maxieman !!vf0ulOk/J 07/18/08(Fri)20:38 No.17926791
>>17926765
Fuck Yes best ending ever
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:38 No.17926814
>>17926765
Next time you tell that story add that bit in.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:39 No.17926831
You should've punched that bitchy step mother in the face dude. That and find every possible way to ruin her life lolz
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:39 No.17926839
>>17926791
Would have been better if OP had unloaded several dozen shotgun shells in his wicked witch step mother's face.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:39 No.17926843
How the fuck can anyone top that story? STOP SETTING THE BAR SO HIGH.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:40 No.17926875
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>>17926578
Manly tears were wept
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:40 No.17926879
>>17926831
4chan has a special board for that.... .....bee.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:40 No.17926880
>>17926831
Well I kinda did when it turned out I owned her house and all her money because of the will.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:40 No.17926883
>>17926791
no the best ending is he would have boned his step sister
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:42 No.17926927
>>17926839
Would have been better if OP had sex with his step sister.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:42 No.17926936
>>17926883
Well I keep in contact with her, so you never know.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:42 No.17926940
>>17926883
And turned the step mother into a submissive bitch.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:42 No.17926942
Well, you're either bullshitting, or your life is filled with the most fairy tale cliches ever.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:42 No.17926946
>>17926883
back to /b/
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:42 No.17926947
>>17926880
What about your step-sister?
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:43 No.17926979
Well, both of your parents are dead. BUT AT LEAST U GOTZ GAMEZ LOLZ
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:43 No.17926981
>>17926880

Lemme guess, you gave the stepmother and her kids the boot, with the exception of the stepdaughter?
>> Neku 07/18/08(Fri)20:43 No.17926995
>>17926936
You're on /v/.

All I have to say.
>> Shane Kim !!kfbyEcQ+a 07/18/08(Fri)20:44 No.17927004
>>17926578
>>17926609
..Shit.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:44 No.17927007
>>17926880

Oh god.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Stupid bitch. Be nice to your one nice step-sibling and laugh at the others.
>> Resident PCFag !v1F9flbVQ2 7/18/08(Fri)20:44 < No.17927025
I would have eaten your stepmothers throat and proclaimed to my city that I had slain the dragon
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:45 No.17927058
so yeah this guy disrespected me or some shit so i went down to pop a cap in his ass and there was all explosions and that type of crazy shit then i got ape escape
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:45 No.17927079
A true /v/irgin you are, my friend. I'd give you an internet, but it sounds like you've got enough already.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:46 No.17927111
when i was like 11 or 12 a nigger stole my ps2
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:46 No.17927121
>>17926947
>>17926981
No she still lives there but my step-mother is working three jobs to pay me. I think shes moving out soon, too much on her. Step-daughter knew how much crap I put up with so shes okay with it. I thought I ruined her chances at Post-Secondary but she got a scholarship.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:46 No.17927126
>>17926578

GAWD YOU'RE DEPRESSING!

FUCK YOU OP
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:46 No.17927128
>>17927058
I lol'd.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:46 No.17927136
>I was about to lose my dad, and it was a week before Christmas.

I lol'd at how shallow that sounds.
>> Chicken 07/18/08(Fri)20:47 No.17927173
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>rage
on my 16th birthday, yet again i'm sitting alone in my room, playing tekken 5 contemplating another years worth of my life and how i still have no friends, no date, and regardless of how badly i want to be more social i just find myself angry at the work around me

now i hadn't played tekken 5 in awhile, but arcade mode was progressive, and my last save had me up against pretty tough computers, and i was getting back into the groove, and getting my ass kicked by opponents i could usually beat

this, plus the previous rage that it was my birthday and i had been in the house all day, and ANNA FUCKING WILLIAMS LAUGHING HER ASS OF AT ME all combined and i threw my controller against the wall, kicked my drawer, fucking up my toe, and punched the wall a few times, fucking up the wall and fucking my knuckle to this day.

god i hate birthdays
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:48 No.17927186
>>17926578
You and your step sister should totally have quasi-incest sex.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:48 No.17927196
OP's story is barely related to vidya, much less its history.
>> Chicken 07/18/08(Fri)20:49 No.17927230
>>17927196
i thought it was an alright story, fuck off
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:49 No.17927254
>>17927196

Almost makes me think of...

BUUUUCKLEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!!11
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:49 No.17927256
I sent Ditto to live at the Pokemon Ranch with many of my other Pokemon. I was intrigued to watch what ditto would do, being such a unique pokemon. The Pokemon whose greatest purpose is identical physical mimicry of other beings. So I sat there and observed, waiting and expecting it to neatly transform into pokemon it was interacting with, playing pranks on its peers or its overseers. And yet as time went on it did no such thing. "This is Transform Pokemon, Ditto" I said to myself in puzzlement. Why, I asked myself, would he not transform? He played with other Pokemon at the ranch and happily gave a ride to a passing Totodile. "Is Ditto interested in Totodile?" I queried. Ditto stood there for a while, then I saw him take a stroll. "Ditto looks happy" I said to myself. "Ditto is taking a stroll." It leapt into the air with a spin and laughed with other Pokemon. Then I realized it. It hit me. "Ditto looks happy" I said again. Ditto doesn't want to transform. Outside of this ranch Ditto's only purpose is transforming. A small pink blob, not the most aesthetically pleasing of creatures. It earns its admiration and respect in being anything but itself out there. In breeding, battling, and contests, Ditto would transform for its trainer and the world, never acknowledging itself. But here, in the ranch, other pokemon met with Ditto, and they liked him. "Ditto is communicating with Spheal;" that wouldn't happen normally. "Does Ditto want to stay close to its friends?" Of course it does! Ditto is finally accepted by others for being Ditto and nothing more. In here, Ditto is free. Ditto is free to roam around, being itself, with no resentment. "Piplup is enjoying riding on Ditto." Ditto didn't need to transform into a Pidgeot or a Rapidash for this to happen. Ditto was just Ditto. "Ditto looks happy." It smiled as brightly as the sun and danced around with Piplup. Ditto was free.
>> Gentlemen 07/18/08(Fri)20:49 No.17927258
Having an extended family, our family's been providing hand-me-down presents of stuff I never use anymore. It's usually games and toys, but what my parents never realized is that one of my cousins is the most destructive human in the planet and destroys anything he gets within a week. I learned this lesson after my SNES suddenly disappeared when I got a 64, but apparently my parents diddn't. This goes on to present day where about 4 months ago I noticed that my old heavy DS, which I was still using on a daily basis, managed to disappear. I inquired about this but my parents had no knowledge about what happened to it. Fast forward to 2 months ago when I visit said cousin's family and had to help move some stuff out of their house. While moving stuff I happen to see my DS in the corner of the room, Stylus jammed in the touch screen effectively shattering it, and a thick accumulation of dust indicating that it hadn't been used since the time it had disappeared.

I am now investing in a secure cabinet to keep all my possessions in. I tire of losing hundreds of dollars in hardware because my parents get guilt-tripped from that cousin's parents.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:50 No.17927290
>>17927258
>>17927256

tl;dr
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:50 No.17927315
>>17927173
i don't give a fuck about you, chicken

you can't even come close to op

;__;
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:50 No.17927318
>>17927121
You should help out your step-sister out with her tuition fees.
>> Chicken 07/18/08(Fri)20:51 No.17927336
>>17927315
i wasn't trying to.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:51 No.17927343
When i was at a beach in Israel (in b4 christfag etc.) some niggers robbed me blind of my DS with my M3 (and all my fucking saves) including a camera that wasnt even mine
raged for days
..until i came home and got my money back and then sum
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:51 No.17927355
>>17927256
i cried manly tears
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:52 No.17927378
This was a good story. Thank you, OP.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:52 No.17927392
I would fuck you're sister

ADN you're stepmom
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:52 No.17927401
>>17926883
>>17926927
hivemind
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:53 No.17927438
>>17927318
I've offered but she said no.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:53 No.17927447
>>17927392
>ADN you're
...
>> Kastere 07/18/08(Fri)20:54 No.17927467
I lent my copy of Pokemon red to this poorfag who lived near me. It was my first game, in that my parents used to buy the systems for us to share, but one year they bought us a Gameboy Pocket and a Pokemon game. I loved it, it was my favorite game for a VERY long time. Anyway, I asked for this game back from the kid, and long story short he moved to Peterborough and I never saw it again.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:54 No.17927480
>>17927136
christmas is a pretty big family-unity holiday, so I understand the sentiment, regardless of how materialistic the holiday has turned out to be in u.s. culture.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:54 No.17927494
Why the FUCK didn't she feed you?
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:54 No.17927495
>>17927318
do that, then tell her she can repay you by sucking your dick.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:55 No.17927534
>>17927494
Guess you never met a fucking piece of shit human being that cares not for others.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:55 No.17927537
>>17927438
good man. I like you, OP. I hope you learn to treat others well, as opposed to feeling entitled to treat others badly when you find yourself in a better position.
>> Resident PCFag !v1F9flbVQ2 7/18/08(Fri)20:56 < No.17927548
>>17927343
Fucking lol'd
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:56 No.17927556
>>17927494
evil stepmother stereotype. Habeeb it.
>> Ad 08/05/11(Fri)03:00 No.19151774
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>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:58 No.17927630
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>>17927467

Thats the saddest story I've ever read.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:58 No.17927635
just before my eighth birthday, my younger brother went into my moms closet, opened up the n64 that was there for me and started playing it. i had never raged so hard in my life. and the worst part is, neither him or my mom remembers it.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:58 No.17927644
I spent my Christmas in 4th grade in the hospital for appendicitis which I almost died from due to a misdiagnosis by my doctor

A guy in a santa suit came into my room after my surgery and gave me a GBC and Pokemon Red, made the rest of my stay much less painful
>> Cinderella 07/18/08(Fri)20:59 No.17927678
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How terrible, the same thing happened to me!
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:59 No.17927679
>>17926578
>>17926609
Your parents are DEEEEEEAAAAAAAAD!
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)20:59 No.17927687
>>17926609
Shiv her in the cunt.

Taking the house and money out from under her is fkn awesome.

>>17927438
Do it anyway. Get a check out of her purse (for account and routing numbers) and deposit moneys. They don't ask for ID/signature if you're just depositing.
>> Photon !!pvB0xUY5n 07/18/08(Fri)21:01 No.17927749
>>17927679

Jesus Christ!
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:01 No.17927752
>>17927687
Sounds like a good idea. Also next summer we're going to Europe, we share many friends, its gonna be a good time.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:01 No.17927756
My grandmother on my mother's side suffered from the early stages of Alzheimer's throughout my childhood. Occasionally I would hear things about her that made me think she was getting worse, like she would wander out in the middle of the night to buy a hamburger and get picked up by the police, or try to wash her bras in the toilet. By the time I was ten, it had gotten to the point where she had to have round the clock care on a secure floor of a retirement facility. I was never fond of her because she only ever gave me embarrassingly ill-fitting gifts and complained about my posture/behavior, and by then I would do anything not to see her.

One weekend when I was eleven, my parents and brothers were planning to visiting her. She was bedridden at this point, inches from death. They didn't say anything, but I knew.

I stayed home and played video games that morning. She died while they were there. I can't remember what I was playing. I had a Game Boy Color and an N64. I think it was either Pokemon Blue or Legend of the River King.

The next day, my parents took us all out to try to forget about her death. When we got back, the kitchen window was wide open and there were dirty footprints everywhere.

We'd been robbed, and they took the N64.

I was more bent up about that than my grandmother dying.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:04 No.17927843
OP wtf im bummed out now. :/
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:06 No.17927910
>>17927678

Fuck you, you ruined it.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:07 No.17927949
>>17926578
I imagine that retarded sack of shit bitch who is your stepmom will probably try to change the will. Unless your Dad set it up so that nobody can now that he's gone.

Your uncle sounds like a cool guy, maybe he can put in some leverage to ensure you get what you deserve and that cum dumpster doesn't.

The GOOD thing is that you got the FUCK out of there, and you are smart/resourceful enough to pull your life together to make it into university. Congratulations. No matter how you slice it, you won the game. You survived terrible shit, came out on top, and will get a real career and a real job out of it.

OP, best of luck with the future. I hope you will be successful enough that when that hypocritical whore of a stepmom comes begging you for help after her children turn her away, you can scream in her face and kick her right in the cunt.

Hope she dies. What a terrible fucking person. I'd lol if she got cancer and had to get two masectomies and a hysterectomy to remove the only useful parts of her worthless body. God, I have never hated anyone more in my life than the fucking cunt you just described.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:08 No.17928000
OP:
I'm just so glad that your stepmom is finally paying back for what she did... I'm cheering for you dude.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:09 No.17928028
>>17927644
OP here: Thats so uplifting. I was thinking about doing this with my money, just getting people to come in a hospital and give children gifts of whatever they want. Never thought of dressing them up as Santa though.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:12 No.17928155
True story: my dipshit Indonesian 'friend' rented a fuckload of games, consoles, and borrowed shit from buddies at school before flying back to Indonesia to live there PERMANENTLY. He took my SNES which I had let him borrow. Should have asked for something in return, I fucking didn't.

True story: The other Indonesian families in my neighborhood were in touch relatives back there, and I eventually heard his town was attacked by Muslim guerillas. Him and his entire family, and some relatives were all killed. Plus other innocent people, I feel sorry for those people but not that fucker.

Hopefully the guy who cut off his head with a machete or shot him with a Kalishnikov is playing my SNES. He deserves it for doing that huge favor to humanity.

I've never been grateful about anybody dying, and I know it's terrible to think that way, but I fucking am.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:12 No.17928164
>>17928028
Fuck OP are you a fucking saint?
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:13 No.17928191
>>17928028
i wish i had money ;_;
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:13 No.17928212
OP I love you :D
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:14 No.17928252
I won a copy of Vectorman 2. 2nd place winner back in the day, then let some fag borrow it and he moved. Fucking son of a bitch, I want his ass dead.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:15 No.17928267
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OP is a good person.
He is credit to life.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:16 No.17928323
>>17928028

The GBC and Red was from my parents, gave it to the santa that was making the rounds in the hospital to give to me

What I got from the hospital itself was a Tarantula beanie baby that is still on my shelf today
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:17 No.17928352
You know what
It'd be kinda funny if OP became Batman
And his step-mother became, like. Harley Quinn.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:17 No.17928355
>>17927756
I wouldn't worry about it. I had a similar experience with my grandpaps, he was already 'gone' mentally by the time I was old enough to know him and I just never felt close. I didn't go to family get-togethers because I didn't want to see him all fucked up, and he died in a nursing home where Phillipino nurses treated him like a goddamn animal. I cried manly tears when he died, but I haven't let it get to me beyond that.

In society it's fucked up when family members die, and we know we should be upset, but there are just some relatives we are never close to. It's hard to force a connection with somebody you really never knew very well.

I think the N64 thing was more disturbing because at least you guys knew what was happening to your grams. I think coming home to "OH SHIT NIGGERS ROBBED ME" is much scarier and alarming.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:17 No.17928371
I gave my copy of Tekken 3 to a friend. A good friend. Months later when we played on her PSX she was all "lol i dunno where i got this from hurrrr think someone left it here"

Few times I ever felt that hurt.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:18 No.17928382
>>17928028
you should set up a chunk of your inheritance to just accumulate some money with. Saving when you're young will get you rich before you're 30.
You should set up the rest for some nonprofit and do some good. Enjoy your free time, you'll have a lot of it with the kind of money you'll have. I bet your parents would be happy that you'd be doing some good for the world.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:18 No.17928386
>>17928352
...

...

...


!!!
>> Black ✭ Star !x8ngkAZjXE 7/18/08(Fri)21:18 < No.17928414
I met this girl next door named Tanisha when I was around 6. I had an nes with mario brothers, mario brothers 3 and ninja gaiden. So my dad said take her in the room and let her play the game while they talked in the living room with the neighbors and what not.

So I was like okay ima let you go first since you will probably die fast.

There was no internet back in my heyday so I didn't know what she was about to show me...

She ran up and did the warp pipes in mario brothers. I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT WTF.

After beating that she showed me the flutes in Mario Brothers 3.

I shat bricks then fell in love.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:18 No.17928419
>>17928323
Shit like this made me realize Child's Play really is doing God's work.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:19 No.17928461
>>17928419
If there is a God...(not trying to start a discussion on this) do you think he likes video games?
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:19 No.17928470
>>17928414
How is this a Sad or Rage moment? Are you illiterate?
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:20 No.17928503
>>17928470
She later died of cancer.

Are you happy? ARE YOU?
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:21 No.17928523
>>17928461
I think God is pleased that his creations create themselves. Our games, movies, artwork, songs, doodles, unrealized ideas, all of it, are things he loves.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:21 No.17928525
>>17926883
>>17926927
>>17926936
>>17927392
Incestmind
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:21 No.17928535
>>17927467
peterborough, uk?

that's pretty funny. i live in peterborough. when i was 10 years old, i lent my pokémon yellow out to someone (my only game on the gameboy pocket except for the camera) and it was returned to me with my whole save fucked up. he wasted my master ball on a geodude that he called ROCK. fucking ROCK! he also let my mewtwo run away. i caught that with a great ball (took me a fucking hour) and i had no money left

i didn't learn my lesson. lent it out to someone else and never saw it again. they moved out of peterborough
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:22 No.17928571
>>17928523
I am now a fan of God.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:22 No.17928592
OP managed to raise my hope for the human race again

It'll be shattered by furries or something in a few hours again anyway, but it's nice to know there are good people out there
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:23 No.17928601
You're lucky that your step-sister cared about you, because people like that are so rare it's almost as rare as a shiny in Pokémon G/S/C.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:26 No.17928734
OP is now called good-heart-kun.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:27 No.17928751
>>17928734
GOOD HEART KUN!! ftw

Remember remember Good Heart Kun 7/18/08 NEVAR FORGET
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:27 No.17928759
>>17928734
I'd say gb2/b/, but that name is so cute. :3
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>>17928523
Think he likes hentai?
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:27 No.17928767
>>17928734
Good-Heart-SAMA.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:27 No.17928786
>>17928766
G-dawg's down with that shit.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:28 No.17928790
>>17928734
hear hear

good heart-kun sounds perfect. Good going, OP.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:28 No.17928792
>>17926927
I was expecting this. I'm not going to lie.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:28 No.17928814
>>17928786
God is dead. I killed him with my penis.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:28 No.17928836
>>17928814
G-dawg is also down with THAT shit.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:29 No.17928856
Good Heart Kun~ <3
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:29 No.17928864
Good Heart Kun

Good Heart Kun

Good Heart Kun.

Someone make a motevationel poster 4 good heart kun. NEVER FORGET LIVE IN IMMORTALITY
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:30 No.17928888
good heart-kun has my vote.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:30 No.17928904
>>17928888
good-heart-kun for president? He's better than Obama.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:31 No.17928920
All Hail the Good Heart Kun
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:31 No.17928924
I'm constantly interrupted by my mom when playing the vidya to do whatever little shit tasks she wants me to like clean the table with bleach get her a drink with a lid and everything. I'm always told by her and my grandparents how stupid they think i am for playing games. I feel sorry for my dad because he has to work 2 jobs just to pay for all her "home improvement" projects that she's too lazy to do herself and over the years i have developed a bad cough from the bleach. The only person that actually enjoys games with me is my dad but he is often too tired to play because my mom forces him to stay up late working on her projects. He says that the only reason he's staying with her is for me and my brother's sake. I hope every day for her and her mother to die just so that i can be rid of her and use the inheritance to set up my life.

Not fully vidya related but it's the only vidya related story i could come up with.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:31 No.17928933
We must somehow immortalize good heart kun
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:32 No.17928963
I expected:
A) OP fucking the step-sister.
B) OP raping the step-mother.
C) OP takin' a cab to Bel-Air.
D) All of the above.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:32 No.17928971
>>17928924
Masks, do you use them?
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:33 No.17929010
wtf is kun
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:33 No.17929025
>>17928523
shut up faggot
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:34 No.17929035
>>17928963
D)
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:34 No.17929057
GOOD HEART KUN IS MY NEW GOD
>> ChadKroeger !!IzcUA9QlX 07/18/08(Fri)21:35 No.17929080
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>>17928864

>motevationel
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:35 No.17929096
good heart kun aka op is a sanit
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:36 No.17929101
OP ruined it, no step sister lap dance? All that build up.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:36 No.17929102
OP here, should I make a trip with Good Heart Kun?
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:36 No.17929105
>>17928971
Yes, i bought a standard gas mask used for spray painting with an eye shield. I was forced to return it because i was told i was "being selfish."
>> ChadKroeger !!IzcUA9QlX 07/18/08(Fri)21:37 No.17929147
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>>17929096

>sanit
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:37 No.17929152
>>17929102
DO IT, GOOD HEART KUN
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:37 No.17929160
>>17929102

Do it. For the good of mankind.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:37 No.17929168
Hey OP, did you fuck your sister?
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:37 No.17929175
OP, fuck you, you made my eyes teary ;_;
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:37 No.17929185
Do it :D
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:38 No.17929190
>>17929102
GOOOD HEART KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
(lol, it's like densha otoko, it's my favorite tv show)
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:38 No.17929192
>>17929105
What? Just use the regular masks they use at hospitals. They're cheap, and work very well. Bleach absolutely kills me and makes me a sick bastard in a matter of minutes.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:38 No.17929201
>>17928734
>>17928751
seriously OP, get a trip code and become Good Heart-Kun
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:38 No.17929208
I shed a tear for good heart kun.
>> Good Heart Kun 07/18/08(Fri)21:38 No.17929217
>>17929160
Okay well I'm kinda dim-witted when it comes to 4Chan no idea on how to trip code.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:38 No.17929218
>>17929102
do it, faggot.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:39 No.17929226
>>17926578
Bruce Wayne?
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:39 No.17929232
The story almost brought me to tears (mainly based on similar experiences here) but don't go too far with the Good Heart Kun thing. We can have these threads more often. Don't make a tripcode, please. A motivational is great, I support that, but taking it to a tripcode is to far. Lots of enthusiasm and support in here though, and you deserve it.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:39 No.17929235
Well what do you know,
Looks like Op will be one of the few tripfags that I don't hate.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:39 No.17929239
>>17929217
yourname#yourtripcodehere
>> Good Heart Kun !rhO6b.HiQ6 7/18/08(Fri)21:40 < No.17929256
Or does this work?
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:40 No.17929269
Wow, everyone here is all like "OH NO SHE TOOK YOUR GAMES WHAT A BITCH". It's like his parents deaths flew right over your heads. Anyway sorry to hear about your their passing, I knows it's painful, as I almost lost my Mom a few months ago. Good thing on the will and they didn't leave anything to the bitch.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:40 No.17929277
>>17929102
FUCK YEAH, get a tripcode and write some proof that you are OP
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:40 No.17929278
>>17929256
yes. Good job.
>> Good Heart Kun !rhO6b.HiQ6 7/18/08(Fri)21:40 < No.17929282
>>17929239
Okay thank you.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:40 No.17929283
>>17928323
I had a psych evaluation around Christmas in a hospital when I was 11, because I'd pretty much stopped talking(already weird kid, new school in ghettoshit part of town, took a lot of verbal abuse from classmates). There was a Santa walking around handing out religious greeting cards and stuffed bears to sick children. He stopped to give one to me, and I accepted it at the urging of my attending.

If I had been talking at the time, I would have told him that I didn't celebrate Christmas. My parents were Buddhist, and I was already set subconsciously as an atheist.

The idea of a grown man walking around in a Santa suit, in a children's hospital, handing out gifts, creeped the fuck out of me.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:40 No.17929293
>>17929256
Good job ^^
>> Black ✭ Star !x8ngkAZjXE 7/18/08(Fri)21:41 < No.17929321
>>17928470
She obviously didn't love me back. Im on this board. duh.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:41 No.17929329
;_;
>> Good Heart Kun !rhO6b.HiQ6 7/18/08(Fri)21:42 < No.17929333
>>17929277
Dad died December 23rd 3:55pm 2002
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:42 No.17929352
I fell for you OP, i can emphasise
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:42 No.17929353
>>17929256
Good, could you write something or answer some questions to prove that you are OP
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:42 No.17929354
>>17929192
You don't seem to understand. I'm not allowed to even cover my face with my shirt without being threatened.
Oh, and she makes fun of me for being sensitive to the bleach.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:43 No.17929369
>>17929269
more like everyone is horrified at the fact that he wasn't being fed, -and- was being treated like a waste of space by his own stepmother.
>> Revolution !!8SgG0TouU 07/18/08(Fri)21:43 No.17929382
I am Rahentho, but now I've become Revolution...
>> Good Heart Kun !rhO6b.HiQ6 7/18/08(Fri)21:43 < No.17929408
>>17929353
I think this>>17929333 may be enough proof, if not ask a question.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:44 No.17929431
no one mess with the ownerer. i would have slapped the bitch. as soon as i had the strenght.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:44 No.17929438
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But is he the real deal...?!
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:44 No.17929443
>>17929408
yeah, you posted that while I was writing
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:44 No.17929444
GJ OP
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:45 No.17929451
>>17926578
I still care about you, man. And so do your parents. ;_______________;
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:45 No.17929461
>>17929438

see
>>17929333
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:47 No.17929534
Lent a friend FF9 (he gave me age of empires mythogly the worse one in the series) after a few weeks i ask for my game back and he lost it :( made me rage as I haven't completed it at the time! (and still haven't got to remeber to buy it again)
>> Good Heart Kun !rhO6b.HiQ6 7/18/08(Fri)21:47 < No.17929544
>>17929451
Thank you
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:47 No.17929557
I was moved by the story that the OP made, false or not. But being a trip-fag, or just a name-fag just ruins the point. It's as if you want credit for being good, which doesn't make you really good at all.
>> Morrigan !Njx3dHvmhA 7/18/08(Fri)21:47 < No.17929569
>>17929354
You should "accidentally" splash some bleach on her. See how she likes smelling those god-awful fumes.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:48 No.17929581
This story actually touched me, its sad that you lost your parents and had to go through that, but at least it ended alright in the end.

I feel for you anon.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:48 No.17929593
Also Good Heart Kun / OP

how much money did you inherit?
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:48 No.17929601
Now I'm sad
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:49 No.17929632
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This thread made me feel bad.

Goddamn.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:49 No.17929639
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Someone screen cap the OP's first two posts so that we can add them to the /v/ shitty parents story collection.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:50 No.17929645
Well, when i was young my parents bought me my Sega Genesis, my first console, awesome! I used to play Streets of Rage with my Dad and Sonic and Shinobi with my mom. Later they bought me PSX, my mom stopped playing with me, my dad still played Metal Gear Solid with me. Most awesome parents ever, unfortunatly, they had problems between each other, so well, i was spread between visiting each other, one day my Dad was left without work, he had to start working on the street selling candy and shit for 20 cents. He didn't even have enough money to pay for rent, he started living in his car, he has spent about 4 or 5 years living in that car, until he found kind of a solution, within the next year he is going back to Ireland to live with his mother and brothers and sisters(who i don't give a fuck about, because they didn't give a fuck about me and my sister, neither about my father up until recently) with the hope of being able to solve his problems there, chances are, i'm never going to see him again in my life.
>> Good Heart Kun !rhO6b.HiQ6 7/18/08(Fri)21:50 < No.17929650
>>17929593
Overall 10.5 million, but a business that I'm currently unaware of it's assets.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:50 No.17929655
>>17927256

HAPPY TEARS
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:50 No.17929680
archive this
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:51 No.17929715
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LOOK WHAT I MADE YOU.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:51 No.17929729
>>17929639
:(

God, I know how this ends. Just don't. Don't even finish it. Shit breaks my heart.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:52 No.17929738
Not really a rage or sad moment, but it goes with the stories of lending out games and then having the person move away without returning it. Only, I was the one who ended up with the game.

My best friend lent me Lunar SSS, and while I still had it HE moved away. I didn't even know. I went to his house to return it one day and his neighbor saw me. He told me they had moved the day before. I got to keep Lunar, but he took a good chunk of my cassette tapes.
>> Tammy-chan !!W4iTABR3A pan> 07/18/08(Fri)2 No.17929753
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Man i wonder how many of these are actually real
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:52 No.17929761
>>17929650
holy fucking shitjesus
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:53 No.17929793
>>17929557
There was a point in time where no one really used trips, but encouraged people with some interesting original content (see: OP) to take one to live on as legends of the board they had a trip on.

If only it was like that today,
Now we just have every other faggot with a trip.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:53 No.17929805
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>>17929650
>10.5 million
>> Good Heart Kun !rhO6b.HiQ6 7/18/08(Fri)21:53 < No.17929806
>>17929639
I remember that, I felt so bad after reading it.

>>17929645

Thats horrible, but hopefully you may be able to keep in contact through email or phone.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:53 No.17929807
>>17929639
see
>>17929715

Also, OP, DO YOU RIKE IT? I CHANGED THE 13 YEAR OLD FAGGOT SAGER'S POST TO SOMETHING MORE APPROPRIATE.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:54 No.17929815
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>>17929639

Part 2.


>>17929715

Thanks. BTW does anyone have a screen cap of that post where some anon's grandfather was watching him play CoD3 and asked about the grenade warning?
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:54 No.17929818
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Motivational.
Archive.
This former anon must be immortalized.
He is all that is right and just in /v/.
>> Psyho Mantis !!D/Tj7B31c 07/18/08(Fri)21:54 No.17929822
>>17926578
>>17926609


;_;
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:54 No.17929825
>>17926843

My story is pretty much identical to OP's, only I'm poor and my real parents hate me.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:54 No.17929832
Damn it /v/,stop making me sad.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:55 No.17929846
I miss my little sister now...
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:55 No.17929859
>>17929557
Yeah it does, stfu
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:55 No.17929882
I worked with raw meat, grease burns, and shitty customers the better part of a summer for a Sega Saturn.
That kinda made me rage.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:56 No.17929886
>>17929650
wait 10.5 million WHAT?

10.5 million dollars or?
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:56 No.17929905
... So OP... what became of the girl...? Your... 'sister'...?
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:56 No.17929909
When I was younger I used to have quite a few games and movies which, odd for someone of that age (I was about 13 or 14), I worked for most of. Generally just stuff for family or friends of the family, but it was still decent work for a kid of that age. Sometime before my 15th birthday, my brother ran away, and even his friends were at a loss to where he could have gone. Anyway, fast-forward to the day before my birthday, I'm at my friend's house, and I get a weird call from my sister. She asks me if I've been home that day, and I tell her no. She tells me my DVD's, Games, and PS2 have been stolen. When I got home, only one DVD wasn't missing (Escaflowne: the movie special edition: the fat blue box must have looked like a VHS case or something entirely different to one who knew no better). We figured it was my brother who did it, and when he was caught a year later he fessed up to it, telling me that he sold all my stuff off for Meth. eventually he payed us back, but we used most of that money to pay off bills that my brother was accumulating in a correctional facility. Talk about your shitty luck, eh?
>> Good Heart Kun !rhO6b.HiQ6 7/18/08(Fri)21:56 < No.17929919
>>17929807
Yes I do, I saved it, thanks for making it anon.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:57 No.17929954
>>17929650
Interested now! whats the business or what do they do! might be working for you...
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:57 No.17929960
>>17929650
What will you spend the money on?

WILL YOU MAKE AN ARMY OF BEES FOR /v/?
>> Good Heart Kun !rhO6b.HiQ6 7/18/08(Fri)21:57 < No.17929969
>>17929886
10.5 million in the bank.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:58 No.17929982
>>17929886
10.5 million dollars...

If your family didn't all die i would rage right about now...
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)21:58 No.17929999
My parents always bought me all sorts of games when I was younger. I was more into PC gaming then, so I basically bought all sorts of stuff like JumpStart and Pajama Sam. Eventually they got me a GBC. Nowadays I'm still more of a handheld gamer than a console gamer, but playing Zack & Wiki on the Wii really brought back all those memories of Humongous games.

I love my parents. :3
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:00 No.17930053
Awwwww OP made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :3.
>> Good Heart Kun !rhO6b.HiQ6 7/18/08(Fri)22:00 < No.17930078
>>17929954
I think its an aviation factory, wasn't aware of what my father did. But if it is in aviation I might want to step down, I wouldn't want to handle the stress of a plane crashing that consisted mainly of my parts.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:01 No.17930108
I lent all my Gamegear games to a kid in a hospital with mental problems, and my parents never let me get them back.

The kid appeared on the 60 Minutes show a year later and I remembered my games. ;_;
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:01 No.17930112
>>17929905
>>17929905
>>17929905
>>17929905
>>17929905
Answer me, I'm scared. ;_;
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:02 No.17930134
>>17930078
Sell the company for a decent price
>> Good Heart Kun !rhO6b.HiQ6 7/18/08(Fri)22:02 < No.17930153
>>17930112
Shes in university right now, I've offered to pay for her tuition but she refused. She still talks to me, one of my best friends.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:03 No.17930156
I lent some faggot my Gameboy SP in highschool, then the asshole moved.

Motherfucker.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:03 No.17930161
>>17930108

I hope one of those games was Jurassic Park, just to know he'll probably never beat it
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:03 No.17930162
>>17929969
wow.......

but I mean like what kind of money do you have in your country (where do you live BTW?)
if it's 10.5 million dollars then it's a shitload of money
but if it's like 10.5 million Yen then it's not as much as it sounds
>> Blastoise 07/18/08(Fri)22:03 No.17930164
Charizard killed my parents, so I took his only relative, his sister, as my sex slave.

And so began our war.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:03 No.17930176
>>17930153
Is she cute?
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:04 No.17930185
My little sister contracted emphysema 10 years ago and was in the hospital for a long time. Her 12th birthday rolled around and she wanted a Game Boy and Metroid 2; I got it for her and 3 days after her birthday she died.
Every year since, starting on May 4th, I take 3 days to play through a Metroid game.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:05 No.17930231
When I was in fourth grade, Pokemon was catching on in force. As a skinny (grossly underweight), not-athletic Caucasian, I didn't really fill any social niche, but was able to get along with a small clique of Asian kids.

We snuck our gameboys into school and would play them at recess. Totally against the rules, but we knew all the hiding spots to dodge the recess monitors and snitches. Well, the day came when they caught on with Pokemon, the game and the series.

I got home just in time for the show, but was only permitted to begin watching television after it ended. I asked my mother if I could, and she never really committed to a yes or a no. I asked my mother if I could invest some of my own money into the cartridge, and she said no.

I wasn't a needy child. I barely spoke up. I never asked for anything but permission. So I continued to ask on occasion.

Over the course of a few weeks, as the fad got more purchase on the minds of my peers, I fell slowly out of favor. When I didn't know about 'Pikachu, the electric mouse'... well, you can imagine.

Time came when my mother's mother got sick. Very sick Dying sick. So we headed to San Francisco. Specifically, UCSF, where she was undergoing some kind of experimental treatment or other.

In the hotel room one Saturday morning, Pokemon came on.

"See? That's the show, mom. See? It's nothing bad!"
She watched the screen for a few seconds, then shook her head.
"I don't think I like it, honey. Please don't ask again."

So I didn't.

When I returned to school, my clique told me not to hang around anymore.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:05 No.17930233
>>17929738
This reminds me of when I lost touch with my best friend from elementary school. I was the one to move, but it was just across town. We'd still get together to hang out. Until one day, his mother called me and told me I wasn't allowed to see him anymore. I was confused and tried to brush it off, but it hurt that no one even gave me a fucking reason.

Turned out he'd gotten in with a bad crowd and was doing a lot of drugs/drinking(FYI we were about 12 at this point). No one ever clarified, but I figure all the parents wanted to keep me away from his harmful influence.

So instead I had no friends for two years, my grades and attendance went to shit, I cut myself and swallowed handfuls of painkillers to stave off boredom, and picked up drinking anyway.

Oh, junior high. Everybody hates you.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:05 No.17930235
OP's story makes me want to believe in God.

Only I'm poor as shit and my parents hate me.
>> Good Heart Kun !rhO6b.HiQ6 7/18/08(Fri)22:06 < No.17930245
>>17930162
I live in Canada
>>17930176
Very pretty.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:06 No.17930261
this board is pure win
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:06 No.17930263
>>17930161

Sadly no, but one of them WAS Ecco so yeah.
>> Wondertits !wpiWZwcY4I n> 07/18/08(Fri)22: No.17930268
>>17930185
That's awesome.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:07 No.17930284
>>17930185
;_;
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:07 No.17930304
This thread is the first time 4chan has ever made me cry manly tears ;__;
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:08 No.17930317
>>17930245
Can I has a picture?
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:08 No.17930320
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>>17930231
geez
>> Psyho Mantis !!D/Tj7B31c 07/18/08(Fri)22:08 No.17930324
>>17928155

i lol'd so hard
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:09 No.17930350
>>17930245
okay, that means that it's a shitload of money
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:09 No.17930354
>>17930231
bit confused did you never have pokymons then? or did you just wanna watch the show
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:09 No.17930360
His parents die, he lost some consoles, moved in with his Grandparents, and is set up for life.

I'm sorry, but how does that make him a good person again?
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:09 No.17930372
>>17930231
Later that year, my mother got more involved with the church.

Thus, she pulled me out of school. So I was homeschooled--so now I was ostracized AND isolated.

And then, through the channels of her Bible study, she learned that Pokemon was demonic. Ghastly will steal your kid's soul.

And that's when the interrogation and lecturing started about just how much I knew about the Pokemon craze. For a number of years. She forgot about it when I was thirteen or fourteen, I do believe.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:10 No.17930417
>>17930360

It doesn't unless he helps me out with my mortgage. The banks here are fucking blood suckers.
>> Good Heart Kun !rhO6b.HiQ6 7/18/08(Fri)22:12 < No.17930480
>>17930317
I'd rather not give her picture.
>> Morrigan !Njx3dHvmhA 7/18/08(Fri)22:13 < No.17930532
>>17930480
Wow! He really IS a good person!
Good Heart Kun, you are awesome.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:14 No.17930554
kinda interesting that half of the people here is interested in OP's step sister
and the other half is interested in his money
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:14 No.17930558
>>17930480
I wouldn't either.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:14 No.17930569
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>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:15 No.17930585
>>17930360
Read the rest of the thread.
He's not even close to jaded by all of it. He just wants to help his sister who was nice to him :3
>> Concerned Citizen 07/18/08(Fri)22:16 No.17930636
Someone help me archive this, I've ran out of cones ;_;

1. 4chanarchive.org
2. "Request Interface" on the side frame
3. Thread id = "17926578", board = "/v/", Enter Captcha.
4. ?????
5. Profit.

If you consider yourself a good person, you will do this. For great justice.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:17 No.17930699
>>17930636
Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 2 times now.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:17 No.17930702
Man I wish i had that much money i would buy 50,000 DS's and 50,000 cars and combine the two
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:18 No.17930715
jesus fucking christ /v/, youre killing me
>> Good Heart Kun !rhO6b.HiQ6 7/18/08(Fri)22:18 < No.17930738
>>17930185
I'm so sorry, but at least you honoured her with what she wanted.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:19 No.17930790
>>17930699
Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 4 times now.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:20 No.17930820
When I was 7ish, I went to my biological father for a visit (parents were divorced). I took his bike for a spin (nothing else to do) but due to something fucked up on it, I crashed and broke my shoulder bone. It was my first broken bone so it hurt like a bitch.

An ambulance ride and a few hours of waiting at the hospital, I got a cast and a prescription for painkillers. Instead of getting it filled, my father threw it away saying it would make me weak. For hours I couldn't even move much without feeling pain in my arm.

We went at my uncle's place the next day and my cousins had a NES with SMB 2 on it. I played it for a while and the pain went from horrible to non-existent. Fucking dad realized I was having fun and took me away.

Later on that day I called my mother to get me out of that hellhole. They came within record time, went to the family doctor to get some painkillers and all went well. Never forgave my father for it.

Fast-forward a dozen years, my father died of a heart attack. He died alone and his corpse was found rotting in his apartment. Strangely, I didn't cry at all...
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:21 No.17930856
>>17930738
It's funny really... it's like a part of me never really lost her.

Your story however... it's... nearly unfathomable how you managed to get through all of that as mild mannered as you appear to be.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:22 No.17930896
>>17930820
>Fucking dad realized I was having fun and took me away.

wait, why would he do that?
>> Morrigan !Njx3dHvmhA 7/18/08(Fri)22:22 < No.17930909
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>Thread 17926578 has already been archived.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:23 No.17930954
When I was a kid, maybe 7 or 8ish, I made my first substantial sum of money:

$20

I was ecstatic. I decided then that I would save up my money and buy some vidya. Growing up poor, I was just beginning to understand the value of money.

I was really into Pokemon. I lived for Pokemon, and Pokemon lived for me. I was the only kid in class, possibly the whole school, who didn't have Red or Blue or Pokemon cards or anything. Even the Gameboy Pocket I owned was found at the city dump or something.

So I save my money. I save up money from birthdays, from Christmas, and my "weekly" $5 allowance for slaving my ass off. I didn't care, I was going to have my game. My Pokemon. I had my choice team thought out and everything. I didn't need a link cable. I didn't need a Gameshark. I just needed my game; I just needed to belong.

Eventually I saved up $76 exactly. Being about 9 at this point, I was unable to have a bank account. So, with my mother's permission, I stored the money in hers.

You can't imagine how exited I was. I was about to have my game, the game that would allow me to play with the other kids at recess. The game that would make my friends talk to me again (Pokemon was serious fucking business at my school).

END OF PART 1
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:23 No.17930955
>>17930909
:awesome:
>> Concerned Citizen 07/18/08(Fri)22:25 No.17931029
>>17930909

Cheers everyone. It's up to the mods now...
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:25 No.17931049
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>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:26 No.17931085
Good heart kun... how old is your step sister that cared for you?
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:26 No.17931112
>>17930896

Never truly figured it out. At the time I just though that he didn't want me to have fun (remember, I was 7sh thus no real logical thoughts) but it could be also he hated video games as he thought it would make me weak.
>> Psyho Mantis !!D/Tj7B31c 07/18/08(Fri)22:28 No.17931178
>>17930078

your dad wanted you to inherit it. try your hardest to get over your fear and make him proud ;_;
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:28 No.17931186
>>17930954
>Underaged.
>> Anonymous 07/18/08(Fri)22:28 No.17931200
>>17930954
damn I recognize that,
I can't even begin to count how many laws I've cut to get some of my first games

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by anonymous | 2013-05-06 21:42:52 UTC

Wow, that 'Cool story, bro' has turned into a giant meme. This is where it all started.


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