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Someone post the lasercheese bitch.

That's /a/'s job.

i think i'd make an attractive girl.
i have a cousin who looks like me too. so, im guessing i'll look like her.

If I were a girl I would be constantly dildoing my pussy and playing with my titties. I would never leave my room.

I don't know how females function.

but she's thin

I once saw my female self on a magazine.
Seriously, she was me with a wig.

Shit was terrifying.

No fucking way. Are you fucking retarded OP? I don't see a single frilly dress, skirt, blouse or sundress in that picture.

If I were a girl, I would want to feel goddamn pretty

>>113803115
This.
I'd be the biggest fucking slut.
Vagoo = Money

>>113803115

and /thread

should i dump this?

fat
ugly
acne
diabetes
virgin
herpes
lonely
suicidal
not playing video games
neckbearded
fat
ugly
retarded


is what /v/ would be like

>he still thinks this is old /v/

Sorry, pal. This is what current /v/ would be as a girl.

I'd be the real like equivalent of Henrietta and wear formal dresses and carry a P90 in a violin case.

obaybee

>>113803329
Sadly, she belongs in /a/.

I would be an ugly chick.

Not unfuckable ugly, just ugly.

At least if my fetishes carried over, I bet I would find some guy who would love me.

... Right? ;_;

>If /v/ were a girl

>>113803404
Fuck you normalfags.

>>113803329
>>113803419
FUCK, SPAGHETTI TAN IS MY WAIFU!~

>>113803495
fuck you i'll dump this anyway

>>113803404

nope

/v/ is still neckbeardy as shit

unless that girl is hiding a magic deck in her tits, that's not /v/

>>113803505

That's me. No man has ever loved me.

>>113803576
>still in denial that /v/ isn't some normalfag hangout now

I know, it sucks, but that's the way it is.

welp i forgot page 3

>>113803558
>spaghetti-tan

Fucking hilarious.
We need pictures of this.

>>113803679
That's not you. You do not inform people of how you are going to go take a crazy dump and then cry when they don't laugh.

>>113803759
then go ahead, make them with this dump

relevant

1/2 pictures of what /v/ would be

>that feel when no one replies to your post
>happens every thread

>>113803679
Well then coming from the guy who made that post, I hope you get laid.

Sort of in a way I probably won't... ;_;

>>113803900

>>113803700

yet we still have that feel threads every day
people bitch and moan about popular music and how everyone surrounding them is sheeple
racism and misogyny are rampant
we can't even enjoy video games anymore

and you think this is normalfags

>>113803834

>>113803329
What's the name of this?

Wait, I'm the only one that wants to wear sundresses and frilly shirts with frilly skirts?

:(

>>113804055
It's Not My Fault I'm Not Popular

>>113804055
It's Not My Fault I Can't Make Friends or something like that.

>>113803741
It's funny because it's true.

>>113804099
i want to be a gothic chick.
girls always have the cool clothes

>>113804099
Nope.
I do too. When someone invents perfect sex changes we should go shopping together.

>>113804055
Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaete mo Omaera ga Warui!

I can't fucking stand anime/manga. Makes me want to cut their gay fucking cartoon faces off and parade around in it while I rape Japanese children.

A few hours ago someone told me I was like /v/ reincarnated as a girl cos I said I hated stuff c:

>>113803900
I would fuck that.

Also, >/v/

>playing video games

>>113804322
Typical Brony.jpg

>>113804322
so edgy

>>113804322
Cool story, bro. Nice dubs by the way.

>>113804275


Oh god it's Spaghetti girl.

>>113804394

Fuck ponies too.

>>113804399

>hurr

>>113804322
What's your problemo, brosef?

>>113804275
>more prettier

last page of this chapter, should i continue?

>>113803958

I probably won't. I hate going outside anymore, I've become so self conscious that I feel that whenever someone looks at me they are laughing to themselves. I am mentally fucked.

I wish you luck though, too.

This manga really upsets me for some reason.

>>113804535

Yes.

>>113803991
You really think most "normalfags" don't bitch about people being sheeple? That sounds like every emotional 16 year old I've ever seen or heard of.

/v/ is not that different from today's hipsters and reddit.

>>113804580
Why? She'll get a guy easily in the end. If she was a guy she would NEVER get laid.

>>113802952
Do you think we ll have available the technology to become perfect little girls some day?
A man can dream...

oh man, if I were a girl I'd get some really cool clothes from Torrid and the ocassional Frilly dress with high leather boots with lotsa belts.

>Be an agoraphobic shut-in that didn't leave the house for months at a time.
>Go to doctor and start getting prescriptions.

>Take 20mg of adderall and valium each day.
>Makes me extremely happy, social, and confident.
>Go outside and befriend people, get a girlfriend, and actually experience life.

>That feel when this is a temporary fix and soon everything will come crashing down once I have to stop taking the pills.

You can never escape, /v/. We'll be like this forever.

>>113804692
Some day? Yes, absolutely.
The only question is if it'll be within our lifetime.

SPAGGHETI INCOMING!

>>113804663


Pfft, I don't see it ending that way bro.

She'll get a cat or something.

>>113803991
That Feel threads have constant spam from normalfags. Granted for a while they got a little out of hand but most of it was just trolling instead of being serious. The "that feel when no gf" threads were always started by trolls but sometimes grew into actual discussions. I don't care if it's not vidya, that feel is the new version of baww threads and sometimes /v/rigins need to console each other.

Well I guess my 10 inches would convert into DD tits, so that'd be pretty cool.

>>113804725

>>113804849
We just need /r9k/ back to soak up all that shit.

>>113804506
>Man Jump kicking while eating cereal.jpg

>>113804826

> that feel

>>113804725
...what the fuck?
you can get fixed up just like that?
FJUHISBAIDSNA

>>113802952

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER TOOEEEESS

>if /v/ were a single person

>>113804580
It upsets you because it contradicts the idea that being a girl would somehow solve all your problems

>>113804099

nah bro. Remember. Gender is a social construct. Nothing wrong with a biological dude wanting to wear what society deems as "girl's only" cloths. In fact I'm wearing my girlfriend's cloths as I type this.

You wouldn't make fun of a chick for wearing a plaid shirt would ya?

Do girls like spaghetti-tan even exist in real life?

I would love to date one and spend time with her every day. Then we could cuddle and play video games together all day.

Looks are irrelevant as long as she acted like this and was genuinely shy. I think this is the only kind of girl I could ever relate to.

>this manga

I guess I find it hilarious because I don't know that feel.

Yu want depressing? Try Oyasumi Pun Pun.

If I was a girl, I wouldn't be some stupid anime character

I rather stay a guy. The thought of a woman with an acne scarred face is horrifying.

>>113805124
You're taking too long

>>113804819
The risk of it not being within my lifetime is why I plan on investing in a cryonics firm once I've got some savings built up. While it's hardly a guarantee, I figure it should increase the odds marginally.

>>113805168

Yes, OP, Kaguya is mai waifu and I would very much be like her if I was a girl.

>>113805208

But I'm a strong beautiful black woman who don't need no man.

>>113805086

>Do girls like spaghetti-tan even exist in real life?

Yes, but they're morbidly obese or severely ugly. Even so, it's difficult to find them and even more difficult to befriend them, especially if you're shy yourself.

>>113805072
No, I don't think that at all. I know a lot of /v/ views women that way but try not to make such assumptions based on nothing okay.

>>113805168
then take over, i want to sleep anyway

>>113804725
>>113805022
If only I could bring myself to put down the vidya and see a doctor.

>>113805086


No, you think this is what you want.

It's not.

>>113805189
Seems reasonable.
It's a small chance of actually working out, but even the slightest increase to your chances of making it to immortality as the little girl is still far more valuable than anything else I can think of.

>>113803547

This is fucking AWESOME. What manga is this??

>>113804322
>I can't fucking stand anime/manga.
i'm surprised you lasted in 4chan this long. Do you even know what this place is?

also sage for not vidya etc.

>>113805319
Nah, my internet is cutting out. If I take over, I might suddenly get disconnected.

goddamn, shutin-bitch is sexy. Where do I get me one of them.

>>113805086
agreed... sigh
>that feel when you realise the reason theyre so hard to find is because they never go outside

>even her little brother hates her

>>113805388

>>113805086
Of course they do. They just tend to be kind of ugly or have some other issues. You could always get lucky though!

>>113805388
in that case, i'll continue

>implying /v/ girl wouldn't be chubby and smelly

I'd probably be like my sister, which is upsetting because my sister is a bitch, and talking to her family every once in a while and associates at work. She just plays WoW,

>>113805086

Sure, but how would the relationship even begin? I mean if you are as shy as her who would make the first move, who would initiate conversations? Relationships don't just happen... unlike my japanese animes ;_;

>>113805447
does that mean i'm allowed to track them down?

>>113805521
Be my guest, I'm already getting disconnected.

>>113805613
aight

>>113805530
>besides talking to her family...
Fuck I am so glad I am not my sister though.

>>113805074
>Gender is a social construct.
Derp derp?
derp derp.

>>113805558
>Relationships don't just happen

Except that they do.
There are infinite ways to start a relationship of any kind. Most spaghetti losers such as myself fail because they fear rejection, or because they overthink the whole issue.

>>113805749
no, no, he's right. I could get further into it, but there is a divide between sex and gender. sex=/=gender

>>113805674
>>113805732
FUCKING ICECREAMSTOP

starting chapter 3

>>113805821
>except thats wrong you fucking retart.jpg

>>113805613
>>113805674
>>113805732
Are you fucking kidding me? She is the perfect embodiment of a /v/irgin. Although I kind of miss when /v/ was associated with cynicism and rage.

It's a shame girls like this don't actually exist.

>>113805873
>retart

>>113805821
You're right about that but it doesn't make gender a social construct.
Gender roles are in part socially constructed, gender identity is innate.

>>113805749

>2011
>Still don't know the difference between gender and sex

>>113805905
>/v/ was associated with cynicism and rage.
I blame dubs

>>113805910
no, they do. They're just fat slobs. There's also a good chance that they don't need no man MMM HMMMM

>>113805558


All my relationships "just happened" friendships and romance wise.

I'm quiet. I'm really kind of anti social. Yet I have a lot of friends.

>>113805952

Sure it's innate, but it clearly doesn't innately correspond to biological sex.

>>113805821
Only if your a pretentious faggot with a useless major...

Where do you even find a shut-in girl? I've been searching for years, but I haven't had any success yet.

Obviously you can't find a shut-in girl outside or they wouldn't really be a shut-in girl. Online seems to be your only real option, but how do you go about finding them?

Shy girls who join an MMO become attention whores from all of the ridiculous amount of attention and flirting they get, so that's not an option.

Truly shy girls wouldn't make an online dating profile in the first place, so that option is off the table too.

This leaves one final group of shut-in girls who just stay inside all day playing single player games and are impossible to meet.

>>113806022
shit nigger are you me?
i made like 12 friends in a single day without knowing

>>113806093
I didn't claim that it did.
>>113806121
I'm a physics major and I still understand this.
Shut the fuck up.

>>113806121
>Can't come up with a decent argument
>Insults my 3D animation major

Sure thing kid. Why don't you look it up?

>>113806022
I bet over half your friends are loud too. Like the kind who would don't have a whisper voice in a library, or if they do it goes away after half a minute.

>>113806135
I think you have to be REALLY, REALLY CREEPY to find these girls.

like, check people's basements. possibly have a spy network.

>>113806135
Break into their homes at night, they'll be awake so go from there.

>>113806066
If she is supposed to be very ugly then anime/manga is not the way to portray that. She still looks somewhat cute in the way she's drawn. Although everything here reminds of years back with socially awkward penguin.

>>113806022
The same thing happened to me.

As a kid I just hung out with my best friend and since I was generally pretty nice to people I didn't know people just kinda liked hanging around me I guess, so I started making more friends without really putting effort into it.

I have a bunch of pretty close friends now, but I don't go out much so I don't really make anymore unless you count people from /v/.

>>113806066
> is that some kind of sex drink? im starting to get worried.

I usually don't like mangas but damn that made me laugh.

>>113806252


YES

All the fucking time.

At least they are funny. Love those guys.

>>113806276
Actually in like Chapter 1 she comments that she actually looks pretty cute when she gets past her fucked up eyes.

It's on the page where she's looking in the mirror or whatever. She just thinks she's not cute when she actually is.

>>113806186

I wish I could find other girls who watched anime and played video games as much as I do. I feel like a different person than who I really am when I'm with my "friends".

There was this picture of a mute girl's profile that got posted a lot on /v/.
That girl was basically the best shy girl you could ever hope to get, and the incarnation of your chinese cartoon plots.

We do exist. We just pretend to be males online so we don't get white-knighted and coddled to death. Makes me sick.

We'd fuck each other sensless after getting in a heated argument about video games

>>113806276
What? She looks like a zombie.

>>113806276

>>113806349
>has normalfag friends
You're not one of us.

d

>If /v/ were a girl

>>113806135

Even though it doesn't make sense, outside is still your best option.

College is your best bet. Even spaghetti-tan goes to school, and I'd imagine many shut-ins do as well. You can find them there, but it will be difficult to smoke them out and engage them in conversation.

Alternatively, you can meet a shut-in girl by making a lot of friends and branching out. Say you meet a guy, befriend him, and later find out that he has a sister who stays inside all day playing video games. Met your shut-in girl right there and you already have a way in because of her brother.

>>113806349
What's crazy is when you have a large group of friends together and you put the 2 charismatic and talkative ones together, along with a heavy political debate you don't even have to chime in every once in a while. I recalled we actually finished a game of Risk in the time that somebody else started talking.

welp

>>113806435
THe part with covering up her eyes with glasses? So it's all about how she perseives herself and would look fine to everyone else if she had a normal confidence level?
>/v/

>>113806501


I know.

I actually have self-esteem.

But I'm still on 4chan, so I ain't completely normal.

>>113806252
I can't help being loud, I have such crappy hearing.

You'll never be transformed into a beautiful girl.

You'll never have your nerd male friends pressure you for benefits.

>>113806455
SOME OF US WANT TO FUCK YOU, NOT WHITE NIGHT YOU

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO INSERT A COCK INTO YOUR SOCIALLY ANXIOUS HOLES AND FUCK THE CRAZY AWAY IF I CAN'T FIND YOU

THIS IS THE LAST CHAPTER I HAVE, i know there's chapter 5, but not where, so sorry

>>113806707
One man's quest to stick his dick in someone's hole

>>113806620
Yeah, pretty much. You hit the nail on the head there, her only problem is the copious amounts of spaghetti generated literally any time she talks to someone she doesn't know.

>if /v/ were a girl

WOULD BE A BLOATED LANDWHALE

>>113806276
>If she is supposed to be very ugly then anime/manga is not the way to portray that.
I think that's the whole point though. She looks fairly normal but she's paranoid and shit about what others think, just like most people on /v/ are probably average at worst and degrade themselves as neckbeards,etc.

>>113803243

Sauce?

>>113806620
Nope. She thinks she looks pretty in >>113804275 and then >>113804535

>>113802952
>>113803243
source please?

>>113805873

Seriously? sex is biological (right down to your chromosomes and penis/vagina). Gender is expressed, based on gender roles shaped by cultural expectations and social interactions.

Just look at the color pink. It wasn't always thought of as a feminine color. but because of the images and ideas of the culture you're brought up in, you came to think of the color as female only.

I can't believe there are people out there (especially on /v/) that still hold such a narrow view of sex and gender. It only perpetuates ignorance (and hate).

>>113806783
>her only problem is the copious amounts of spaghetti generated literally any time she talks to someone she doesn't know.
You know, I really hate the 'legion secret club' kids, but I do feel a connection to the other people on 4chan. No one else in the world would understand what that means at all.

>>113806753
I'll dump Chapter 5 when you're done with 4.

But like I said earlier, my internet might cut out.

>Have really bad social anxiety.
>Go to therapist.
>Eventually he puts me into group therapy.
>Meet a slightly chubby girl with cripplingly social anxiety.
>Eventually, over many months, we begin to grow closer to each other and become friends outside of group.
>Confess my feelings for her.
>She feels the same way.
>We've been dating since.

If I can do it, then you can too. Good luck, /v/.

Okay.
When does she get raped?

SPAGGHEI INCOMING

>>113806649
IT WAS A FUCKING GAME
OH MY GOD

>>113806978
Oh wait, nevermind I got this covered

>>113806928
because they're all in middle school and we don't really learn these things unless we look it up on our own or take a class in it.

I'll be honest, I didn't really know there was a difference when I was in high school.

>>113806928
>Gender is expressed, based on gender roles shaped by cultural expectations and social interactions.
Gender identity doesn't work like that.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Reimer
I'm not claiming that gender=sex, but gender identity is not socially constructed. The only people who believe this are transphobic radical feminists and people who've unwittingly bought into their propaganda.

SO, /v/ who is the best pony for /v/?

>If /v/ were a casual girl

>>113806928
>because of the images and ideas of the culture you're brought up in, you came to think of the color as female only.
I did what?! When did this happen?

>>113807135
NONONON FUCK YOU, at least wait until im done

>>113807163
>if reddit were a girl

>>113806939
We do have a lingo all our own. Have I mentioned I love you guys today? Because I do. You may be a bunch of non-vidya posting assbags who brought out gayness I never knew I had, but I love you all anyway. No homo.

If /v/ were a girl:
>STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES YOU FAT LOSER. GO OUT TO THE CLUB AND DON'T GET LAID LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.

I'd be a flaming lesbian
>Being a loli lesbian
All of my fetishes

>>113807135
Never watched the show, but I'd say the one the looks like it's cowering away from the rest, the yellow and pink one.

>>113807053
STOP RIGHT THERE

I've seen this posted in English before. The chick tries to seduce a guy whose cat died. What's the title?

>>113806939
Yeah, its just that being anonymous, we can be ourselves. As gay as that sounds, its true. Say whatever we please to countless individuals who are usually a bit over the average intelligence of a person, so its just good. I don't know, what I'm trying to say is that, despite all the cancerous shit, there's a reason we're all still here.

>>113807312
Yeah spaghetti, you tell em

>>113807296
>/v/ as a guy.
>STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES YOU FAT LOSER. GO OUT TO THE CLUB AND DON'T GET LAID LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.
>If /v/ were a girl:
>STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES YOU FAT LOSER. GO OUT TO THE CLUB AND DON'T GET LAID LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.

>>113807135
The best pony for anyone, anywhere, ever.

>>113806973
>go to therapist for bad social anxiety
>he wants to put me in group therapy
>ok, sounds good
>get time and place for next session
>never show up, never go back to therapist

>>113805834
>beats headphones
Hey we both payed for overpriced shit.

>>113807130
The case with David was different. Its more than just a penis that determines if you are a male. He still had the brain of a male and associated with being the male gender. The only real difference between him and a normal boy was that his parents decided to chop off his penis. Sometimes raising a boy as a girl works. Sometimes it doesn't.

>>113807163
>anonymous poster

>>113807226


ummmm...how about no.

>>113807347

If you mean Flutteryshy then yes.

>>113807312

I FUCKING HATE THIS FEEEEEEELING.

>>113807351
It's called
"Boku no pico"

Jesus, it must suck for most of you, pining day after day for someone you'll probably never meet. You want the perfect relationship, but don't even know where to start to achieve it, not being able to just cut that part out of your life altogether.

Try to guess my gender for bonus points

What is this manga called?

FUCKING FLOOD

>>113807135
Derialing non-vidya with worse non-vidya is fucking retarded

What's your favorite demon, /v/?

>>113807485
Its called "Read the damn thread"

>>113807296
>YESTERDAY I GOT TWELVE GUYS TO EACH BUY ME A CAR AND I DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH ANY OF THEM, I DIDN'T EVEN KISS THEM. ALL I DID WAS WINK AND SMILE.
>ALPHA AS FUCK. YOU ALL JELLY.

This is all /v/ needs to be.

This is what /v/ will always be.

have to write something for thr flood

>>113804872
>prescription bottle full of bullets

Hrm...

>>113807423

>>113807399
No, as a guy you're supposed to get laid.
In fact you must have sex with every women you ever see or else you're gay.

>>113807461
Don't be silly, Anonymous. I've already fapped to Boku no Pico. I want to fap to this.

>>113807629
Oh I know this girl too

>That feel when you've probably already talked or argued with a shy shut-in girl in some thread on /v/.

They're masters of camouflage. Even as we type in this thread there's probably at least five shut-in /v/ girls reading it over.

It's like the perfect girl is standing right next to me and I can't even see her.

>It's not fault I'm not popular manga

You know /v/, that story hit way too close to home

Waaay too close.

LAST TRANSLATED PAGE THAT I HAVE
IM OUT

>>113807673
Too fucking bad

>>113807668
Oh yes, I forgot to change that when I copy/pasted

>>113807746
They would have to be.
Otherwise the white knights and black knights would shit up the thread even worse than it already is.

>>113807746
DAMN YOU, DREAM GIRL. BY BEING SO PERFECT, YOU'VE MADE YOURSELF UNREACHABLE.

>>113807815

>>113807815
>If /v/ were a girl

>>113807404

Not really...Your more of a /cgl/.

>go to /v/
>develop a self-loathing attitude because /v/ hates women
>post only anonymously
>gender-ambiguous usernames
>lots of single player RPGs

>>113807746

But I see you.

>>113807757
I'd have to agree. All this thread did was depress me...

>>113807770
Dammit, come on! I think I even remember the cat's name! Was it Yuu?

>>113807929
Was. If /v/ WAS a girl. Were is plural. You're using /v/ as a singular group.

>>113807746
THEY NEED TO STOP BEING SO SHY SO I CAN FUCK THEM

BUT THEY NEED TO KEEP BEING SHY SO MY BONER MAINTAINS DIAMOND HARDNESS

I AM CONFUSED

>>113807768
AND THAT'S MY CUE

CHAPTER 5

>>113807746
Yup. I can confirm at least one.
This thread is being monitored by exactly the type of girls you want. How does that feel?

>>113808016

>>113807974
>only play as males in MMOs
etc. etc.

>>113808020
Depressing

>>113808010
Lol I dunno, I just fap and stop reading it.
Here have a real cat

>>113807997
Please... let me love you.

>>113807998


Really?

Because this is funny as hell to me.

>>113808020
see
>>113808015
THAT IS HOW I FEEL

CONFUSED AND LOUD

>>113808020
Feels like I'll never meet you and all this thread has done is give me a bittersweet feeling. Goddammit, /v/.

>>113808079

>>113807673
http://exhentai.org/g/128230/0957c56a7c/

Or search for Cat-Head Imako by Midori no Ruupe.

>>113808137

>>113808020
It feels like you whores are responsible for derailing what could have been a fun thread about how much we wish we were all pretty girls.
Get this roneryfag bullshit out of my /v/.

>>113808104
>love

Lesbian or desperate beta virgin detected.
Maybe both.

>>113808015
if the girl wasn't shy then you'd never get to fuck her because she would already be busy fucking a hundred different other guys all at the same time

>>113808180

>>113808157
Wow you're a huuuuuge faaaaaag

>>113808157
Stay ballin', nigga.

/v/ needs a dating service.

Basically, two people make accounts and input their town and how far they are willing to have a relationship. So I live in X town and want to have a girlfriend that's no more than 5 miles away from me.

Then that's it. Once someone of proposed sex makes an account, both people are contacted by the service and share each others info with them.

>>113808010
Forgive me my liege.

>>113808104

It's no use.

>>113808232
THE SPAGHETTI IS GETTING EVERYWHERE

>>113807997

Go fuck yourself...

>>113808079


>Implying I didn't drive to a bookstore to read Scott Pilgrim, giggle openly, and walk out

>implying you aren't beat as fuck spaghetti chan

ANY DRAWFAG IN HERE THAT CAN DRAW SPAGGHETI TAN BROWSING 4CHAN?

>>113808291
IT'S LIKE A FUCKING ITALIAN RESTAURANT IN HERE

>>113803243

I just randomly got the biggest hard-on from this. PLEASE, CAN I GET A SAUCE!

>>113808360

>>113808197
1000x this.

This should be a place for neckbeards to be neckbeards. Not a bunch of failed normalfags desperately trying to join the ranks of society and successful normalfags making fun of them. That's what high school is for.

>>113808241
>rape

>>113808411
And then she burst into treats

>>113807746
>argued with a shy shut-in girl in some thread
Maybe they should get over their shit taste. Perfect my pale white ass.

>>113808241
But...what if we just want a nice vidya bro

>>113808456

I just downloaded a VN that's jap only. Is there a program that auto-google translates text and shit or something?

>>113808360
Okay, this is actually hilarious now.

>>113808294

>>113808456
Look at her checking her dubs.

>>113807746

The worst part is that it is impossible to ever talk to them. Ever. It's just not going to happen.

The only way to talk to a shut-in girl on /v/ is for her to openly post her contact info. If a girl is openly posting her contact info then is she really a shy shut-in girl?

You would have to befriend them on something like steam while believing that they're a man, gain their trust over a period of one or more years, and then possibly find out that she's actually a girl. This doesn't even include the courting process and whether or not she even likes you in a romantic sense.

It would definitely be worth all of that work if you knew for sure that she was a girl before going in, but that defeats the point, and the chances of finding a shut-in girl disguised as a man are so rare that you could search your entire life and never find one.

>>113808515
DENIED

>>113808241
>Make an account for thevidyaromance.com
>The only option available is "I am a male seeking male."
>mfw

>>113808411
oh my god, this hurts to read

it's... amazing

>>113808487
That's why it would be for /v/ only.

And I guess there would be an option for "relationship" and "friendship"

>>113808360

Make it stop, oh god.

>>113808268
I understand, my love. Another time, another place.

Need houkago play

>>113808580

>>113808523
AGTH or something

>>113807130
That case was complicated and extremely poorly handled. It's not a good example.

>>113808582
>2011
>not being gay

I love you /v/.

>>113808241
Someone already tried something like this years ago, but wasn't /v/ exclusive and included a bunch of other sites.

It was called anonidate, I have no clue if it's still around or not.

>>113808672
the end

Poor Spaghetti-tan.

>>113808360

>>113808596
>Implying the friendship category wouldn't be filled with nothing but gay dudes who have fetish for raping straight dudes.

i know a shy girl that goes to my school, she's in the pm group so i can't talk to her personally...she's average at least and i go to her to french class...the only problem is i don't really know if i should talk to her or not and since it's my last year i got 2 months max of time to start being friendly with her...

>>113808523
AGTH

Anime game text hooker I think it stands for?

Have a link
https://sites.google.com/site/agthook/

>>113808640


This girl...gave me so many fetishes.

And she doesn't even have a name.

>>113803370

>>113808421
>This should be a place for neckbeards to be neckbeards.
this was what made /v/ fun before. Now it's filled with non-virgin normalfags with 33242 ex-girlfriends who make "that feel" threads that are not relate-able in any way ;_;

>Mfw im a normalfag, I have friends and im actually good looking

>Mfw I can actually fix my life anytime, im just too lazy

I dont have a face but it must really be awful being one of yoy, guys.

>>113808735
And for anyone who wants to track this.
http://pastebin.com/JYgtBy40
At least I'm assuming it gets updated by someone.

>>113803329
HEY YOU.
STOP SHITTING UP /a/.

>>113808568

>That feel when sometimes I wonder if my best friend (only know him online and he doesn't have a mic) is actually a girl.

>>113808880
Guy who dumped Chapter 5 here, if it's any consolation, I've literally only posted on /a/ a few times, usually to answer questions.

I don't even lurk there that often.

>>113807997

We'll never know each other's existance...

>>113808809
she kind of reminds me of this girl.
http://www.fakku.net/viewmanga.php?id=3395

I've actually been thinking of seeing a shrink and getting on some meds. I just need something to take the edge off the loneliness.

>>113808954


YES

THIS IS AMAZING

>>113808985
You're bringing shitposters to /a/ by dumping that manga you dense moron. Every time we make a thread it fills with /v/irgins. Stop that shit.

>>113808837
Brofist.

Jesus christ that nearly started to psychically hurt me near the end. It's like the spaghetti was coming out of my screen and strangling me.

>>113808839
>Mfw I can actually fix my life anytime, im just too lazy
stage 1: denial

>>113808809

I cannot offer a name, but I can offer the artist

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=7360501

>>113807997

>That feel after reading this post.

Wow, this shit is really sad.

Thanks for making me super depressed, /v/.

>>113809067
is this madotsuki picture from a set or something? I always see the same art style including the one where she's vomiting blood or something.

>>113808837
I guess that's why we became normalfags.
/v/ was too much fun for our liking.

Over the summer I acquired five friends that I feel pretty close too. They all understand that I used to be a basement dweller and do their best to make me feel welcome when they invite me to hang out, but I always feel like I'm imposing myself and they don't want me there. I know for a fact that isn't true but my anxiety still gets the best of my far too often.

>>113809297
I'm archiving this thread.

In my heart.

>>113808735
>no kindly nice looking guy that girls like who notices a diamond in the rough and tries to help her

It's so sad a read for the eyes to see,
And it depresses like no other to thee,
because it mirrors the lives of we,
the cursed fools who post on /v/...

>>113809113
I explicitly tell people not to go to post on /a/ whenever I mention it or see it posted.

Except this time, but that's because I came into the thread late.

Anyway, I'm going to have to ask you to cope with the situation.
>>113809389
It's just a bunch of pictures from the same artist. I don't know their name, though, sorry.

>>113807997
Wow, this thread has made me feel fucking lonely.

Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever find that one that's perfect for me. I mean, I know I put mai waifu's standards way to fucking high that what's realistic, but goddamn. I lower them for the rest of man kind...

>>113808568
>recently meet a shy shutin girl
>i'm fairly confident and out going
>try to just be friends with her
>end up falling for her
>find out she likes me too from herself
>also find out how very difficult it is to make any advancement or get her to even get with me
Jesus christ you will not understand how difficult it is, it's worse than a nerd trying to get a cheerleader

>you will never meet the female you because she probably lives too far away or is obese/ugly

>mfw

>>113809529
>>also find out how very difficult it is to make any advancement or get her to even get with me
If she likes you, why not just FUCKING TELL HER YOU LIKE HER MORON

>>113807997
If I could, I would talk to them all.

>>113809455
if i had it... clap.gif

>>113807997
>>113807997
>>113807997


;_;

>>113809447
I'm archiving this thread.

directly

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

>>113809447
One of five requests.
http://chanarchive.org/request_votes
It's threads like these where I love my fellow Anon.
>>113807249
>>113807368
I love you too. I couldn't reply because the thread started moving too fast and I needed to follow the story.

>>113809559

Just because they are a shut-in doesn't mean they are ugly.

Where can I find the name of the manga with Spaghetti-tan and where can I find updates to this manga? Thanks in advance.

>>113809455
I don't have a reaction image with a sad enough face for an accurate portrayal of how I feel right now.

C-can we have a new thread?

>>113809812
Yes Nana, you can have a new thread.

>>113809706
It eventually will make you ugly.

And not accepting it means you're in denial.

ok /v/, I'll start it off. Since I can't stand this crying.

If there's a forever alone girl east of new york city, here's my steam.

>>113809706

Most are, it's why they're shut-ins.

I.e.:

>be ugly girl
>gety laughed at
>down selves in video games
>become fat
>become depressed
>post tts on /b/ for attention
>etc.

Sometimes I lay in bed and pretend im a carrot ;_;

>>113809926
Oh wow you don't know shit about anyth-

Oh wait you're a tripfag, nevermind.

>>113809959
Ok now that just ratted you out as a gaiafag.

>>113809926

Sometimes I don't know anymore. I'm not fat, but I just don't know.

>>113809959
Sometimes I pretend my bed is a racecar

>>113808403

Me again! Please, I need dat sauce!

>>113809794
Look for a pastebin link earlier in the thread.

Do we 404 at 400? One more post after this one.

If anyone feels particularly lonely from reading this, feel free to add me on Steam. This extends to either gender really. I've been there, and I can appreciate what it is like to be in this situation.

Also don't throw chairs in the classroom kids.

Thanks for archiving /v/...

Now I will never shake this bittersweet memory.

>>113809926
How do I slippery slope?

>>113810047
http://pastebin.com/JYgtBy40

Does anyone on /v/ NOT have social issues? Reply to this if you don't at all.

>>113809794
see: >>113808875

>>113809926
>>113809868
Or it makes you ugly.

Late night gaming gives you horrible eye bags
Possibly also bad skin

Being fat is a given, but some aren't

I could take every anxiety related medication in the world and become the most confident guy you've ever seen, but I'll still never meet the lonely female /v/ poster that I dream about.

It's really depressing when you think about how hopeless it is. At best you might find some extroverted girl with a superficial interest in video games and personality completely incompatible to my own.

It would be nice to be in a relationship with someone who really understands what actual loneliness feels like and could appreciate how amazing it would be to have someone to share your life with, rather than just spending every single day completely alone. There's not very many women in the world who can relate to that feeling of loneliness when you spend weeks alone without talking to a single soul, but if they do exist, then they're probably on /v/.

>>113810006

>implying thats not how it happens

Shut-ins tend to be lazy, so if they arent ugly, they eventually DO become ugly, mentally (bitter, hateful) and physically (due to fat).

>>113810196
Does choosing to be a shut-in neckbeard count?

Because I can talk to people just fine, I'd just rather stay inside playing vidya all day.

I guess that probably just means I'm a lazy bastard.

>>113810108
>member of the /v/ and 4chan groups
I used to be members of both groups but while I love Anon like in this thread, most people you'll meet because of those groups are the 15 year old kids from /b/

>>113810313

nt

>>113810196
to be fair, everyone including normalfags have social issues like HURR MY GF LEFT MEE

>>113810183

That's not the sauce I wanted!

>Last chapter of this manga
>It's raining hard, I go to a bus stop to avoid soaking myself
>Suddenly two cute guys show up
>One of them asks me if I'm also trying to escape the rain
>I start sweating profusely
>I say "I-it's raining hard, isn't it!"
>They give me a weird look
>Burst into treats

FUCKING BUSSTOP

>>113810436
Truthfully I don't partake in either of those groups, and I only joined them because people from /v/ invited me.

I've never spoken with anyone in either group ever who wasn't already on my friend list. But thank you for reminding me.

>Last girl friend was a crazy bitch
>Girlfriend before that was meh.

Yeah there's nothing special about women. Stopped caring for them much.

Ms. Lefty's all I need.

>>113810623
I'm in those same groups. Its mostly just a symbol.

This thread is making me think of that time when I'm pretty sure this sweet ugly girl had a thing for me. I remember her sitting next to me on a long bus trip where we both fell asleep. I woke up to find her head resting on my shoulder, and I just couldn't bring myself to wake her because it was so damn cute.

Then I moved on without her because I feel more comfortable when I'm alone.

God, /v/, you make me feel like such a dickbag sometimes. What have I done?

>>113810555
>tell them you have to take a dump
>you don't actually have to take a dump you just wanted to hide your embarassment
>now you're even more embarassed but if you don't come back out they'll think you're taking a dump
>go back out and feel disgusting