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Nintendium we salute you

I once Dropped a gray brick gameboy in a pool. After sitting under the frig all night it worked like a charm. Still works to this day.

You can do ANYTHING to a Gamecube and it won't break, there's a thick metal box inside protecting all the fragile parts.

My uncle kick-droped my Genesis into the woodchipper back in 92', the woodchipper runs Sonic like a charm to this day.

OP, Nintendium is the hardest thing known to man. Harder than diamonds. And unlike diamonds, not even Nintendium can damage Nintendium. You're gonna need some serious shit if you're gonna break anything made from Nintendo.

>>110363883

That's the power of Nintendium baby.

>Play super mario sunshine
>Get fucking furious
>Throw gamecube out the window
STILL FUCKING WORKS

>>110364072
My brick gameboy survived a fall out of a seventh story window... and yep still works

the gamecube was indefuckingstructable

when the last gen started (xbox, GC, and ps2) there was a bit on the old G4 where they subjected all three to various tests (hammer, thrown from buildings, etc) and the gc was the only thing that would work after all of them

Some friend of me lost her gameboy colour for a while outside during in the grass, it was completely frozen but still worked.
Well I think that's how that story went.

>>110364207
We need dragonforce, the hardest metal known in the universe.

Because it's made of durable Nintendium

>WW2
>Visiting my friend ins Japan
>Carrying my gamecube up his apartment stairs
>city being evacuated
>try taking the console, my friend tells me no it's not important
>we leave, tears down my face
>city is nuked by USA
>I come back a day later because i forgot my wallet
>I left my wallet in the gamecube disc opening
>both the wallet and the gamecube are fine, and i also find 100 yen in my wallet

true story

>>110364286
>hardest thing known to man = nintendium
>implying hardest metal, which isn't nintendium, would be harder.

If Nintendo can do anything right, it's Understanding that their customers don't want to have to fuck around with replacements.

Oh wait, they fucked that up with the 3DS, didn't they?

>carrying xbox 360 upstairs
>make it to top
>set xbox down
>hear slight rattling
>xbox is now bricked

dude the gamecube is fucking indestructible. where the hell you been??

>>110364286

aw hell yeah

>this spring
>buy used launch gamecube for $10
>friends think I'm crazy
>mom thinks it'll break after a few weeks of use
>mfw

>>110364381
Implying aliens don't know about my dragonforce, the hardest metal known in the universe

Yo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoD6zzd35mc

THIS SHIT CANNOT BE BROKEN.

>>110364379
>WW2
>gamecube

Don't think so. Also 100 yen is like a dollar and 30 cents you fucking idiot.

>be 12 or something like that
>be with bro vidya nieghbor
>he tap dances in front of the screen just to fuck with me
>he trips on gamcube chord wil tap dancing
>no more gamecube
tap dancing became something of an inside joke after that

Oh yeah?
>trip over controller wire
>Gamecube tumbles onto the carpeted floor
>never works again

I had to buy another, better one. Well, it was technically exactly the same, but I never broke it so it's better.

>>110364407
>playing xbawx
>accidently tap it with the controller wire
>sets on fire, shoots the game out of the disk
>the xbox is slowly turning into stone
>use it as a shield, high def rating

>take gamecube to gun range
>3 people take shots at it with high powered rifles
>it doesn't work anymore

what a cheap piece of shit

>move into new house
>take a break from moving
>sitting on the floor playing some gamecube
>I leave for some reason
>my dad is moving a couch
>accidentally hits the gamecube
>it scratches the top of the game cube and drags it across the floor
>help him with the couch, sit down, plug gamecube back in and keep playing
I still have that gamecube and I'm glade. Aside from a few scratches it works fine

>>110364704
>trip over controller wire
How the fuck did you mess that up? Its not
>green text

>Carrying this badboy up stairs
>Trip on the top step

There were no survivors.

>Rarest sight on earth

>>110364636
shut the fuck up i was there faggot come say that to my face and no 100 yen is a lot its a hundred dollars but japanese

>>110364190

>the woodchipper runs Sonic like a charm to this day.

i lol'd wholeheartedly

>go to friends party
>we play a bit of gamecube
>he wants to show us some trick he learned with his steel nunchucks
>he is on top of a bunk bed along with his gamecube
>he fucks up and hits himself in the arm and it goes off flying right into the gamecube
>huge plastic part flies off and disc tray opens
>gamecube falls down onto hard floor from above
>loud crash
>game disc did not break
>we try turning it on
>still works flawless

He also once dropped his n64 from the third floor while having a rage fit when his smaller sister deleted his mario 64 savegame with a bit less than 100 stars. The n64 still works.

>have 360
>play game for more than one second
>bricked

>>110364839

>>110364704
bullshit
the same thing happened to me except on tile floor and it still worked. It fell from about 2-3 feet

Why din't Sauron just make the ring out of Nintendium?

>>110364831
I honestly have no idea.
Anyway, Nintendium is shit compared to Carpetetium.

>See my mother cooking a turkey in the oven
>Decide I shall help her
>Unplug my nintendo and open the oven
>Put my nintendo ontop the turkey to keep it extra warm
>Realise I left my Zelda game inside
>Open the oven and remove the turkey
>Plug turkey into nintendo cables
>plays my Zelda game

And that was the most delicious roasted nintendo we ever ate.

>playing DS Lite waiting for the bus
>get on bus, put DS in my bag
>get off bus, take DS out
>top screen only displayes blue and white bars
>has done so for the last 4 years

Was the DS Lite also made of Nintendium? Mine appears to have been made of wet paper towel.

Worst thing about the gamecube though was the power button on the top. My fucking faggot cat would always jump on top because it was warm and turn it off.

Fucking faggot cat.

>take xbox to gun range
>shoot it a few times with a mosin nagant
>It still works!

CARTS
FUCK YOU DISC MOTOR
FUCK YOU CD SOUNDTRACK
FUCK YOUR SCRATCHES
CARTS, MAN.

>>110364887
Fuck off.

>>110365053
Nah bro, DS phat and DSi are made of Nintenduim

>carrying PS3 upstairs
>trip on the top step
>PS3 goes flying down 2 flights of steps
>It doesn't play games anymore

>>110364478
nintendium isn't metal
it's harder than metal
any metal.

>>110365144
nahh, just fucking around.

If you type "broken Gamecube" into Google it says "did you mean fully-functioning Gamecube"?

>>110365053
The DS phat was.
3DS seems pretty durable so far.

>still have red ds phat
>works perfectly after like 7 years.
>no dead pixels

>>110364839

>Old Nintendo I had when I was a kid.
>My brother threw it against a wall many years ago
>Still worked
>Fell out of the top of the closet and hit the floor the other day
>Still works

Rumor say, that after 9/11, a policeman found a Nintendo DS close to the collapsed building that worked perfectly.

A mother saw this, and reported that it was her sons console,
he died when crashing into the building, but the DS survived.

Nintendo is just amazing when it comes to products.

None of you faggots will belive this, but I do not care.

>croatia, 91
>home gets hit by a mortar shell
>living room looks like hiroshima
>my snes is in the corner of the room, full of shit, broken plastic and living room leftovers
>take it to the other TV, plug it in
>still works
>my mothers face

>asshole brother does a standing jump and two foot stomps the gamecube
>I continue playing timesplitters
>mfw

>>110365005
Nuh-uh. It never worked again, except once or twice with some serious luck. Strange thing is, I tried playing Super Mario Sunshine with it and it would always freeze when loading those "secret of the..." levels. After that, even with the new Gamecube, it never loaded those levels again. I wasn't even playing SMS at the time, but somehow I guess the disc just fucked out on me.

WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIK?

I had a friend who managed to break three Gamecubes, and another whose Gamecube stopped reading disks.

Couldn't figure out what the fuck they were doing to their consoles.

>>110365299
>2001
>DS

>>110365299
Nintendo DS weren't released until 2004. Where the fuck did you hear that?

>>110365299
>DS
>2001

I dropped my yellow game boy color out the window of a moving car.

I should go whip out Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3...

>>110365353

not snes, nes

Sorry, it's late, got it mixxed up.

>>110365177
>doesn't realize he's been responding to a blatantly joking post

I'm not even that guy you're responding to, but god do i hope you're mentally ill

>have GCN
>use it normally for years
>laser gets mis-aligned
>won't play games anymore

Pretty sad, as it's an easy fix, IF you have the tool. Which you don't, because they don't sell it outside of Japan, and you aren't a console repair man (these exist, I've seen them). And you are not going through all that trouble.

>implying you are me

>>110365444
>he doesn't know it was a joke

Our dog actually peed on our gamecube
And it STILL works
>mfw
Controller didn't though...

>>110365419
I read in an FBI report once that if you take an older nintendo console to a newer one, the older one has a 5% chance of damaging the newer one.

I was promptly escorted off the premises and asked to not speak a word to anyone of what I read in that place.

>>110365299
>DS
You mean, a gameboy right?
Maybe you saw Gameboy SD and accidentally thought DS
But the DS wasn't around in 2001

>work at a company that repairs consoles
>do the phone support
>someone calls "my gamecube is not working anymore"
>"when i got it it already only read cd's of a specific kind, and now it stopped working entierly"
>"i'll send it to you guys. if its fucked just dispose of it. :)"
>guy sends us his modded gc (we mod consoles too)
>technician checks the console
>its fucked
>i tell them they can throw it away then
>during lunchbreak they start playing football with it
>no i'm not fucking kidding

>after lunchbreak
>a new shift technician comes in, no one is there to tell him whats going on.
>he just grabs the order and the gc
>connects it
>tests it
>it worked better than before and the customer found it hilarious as we told him

>>110365419
I can only think of hitting them with a hammer made of game boys

>>110365569
>I was just pretending to be retarded.

The Gamecube has an impenetrable ribcage protecting its guts.

I guess it was so small and light that they could get away with that.

>>110365531
I'm not mentally ill I'm just not a fucking retard who believes that bullshit story.

>>110365469
To be honest GBC seemed kinda fragile, GB on the other hand...
GC was really solid, same with N64 and the other home consoles except wii.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBeTXPaewMo

>drunkenly stagger up to buddy's house with xbox in backpack after offering to go home and get it
>slip on wet front step
>backpack takes a four foot drop onto concrete
>xbox makes a rattling noise when shaken but still works somehow
>later the xbox gets tipped 10 degrees while running
>TSCHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>disk is fucked
>mon visage quand

>iPhone falls off of couch onto carpeted floor
>never turns back on

>>110365711
lol ok ian

Had 2 gc's, they stopped reading disks. They are pretty solid but I really hate cd's in general. Cheap, fragile medium...

>>110365144
>new Xbox 360 falls over while im playing.
>disc utterly destroyed

>>110365353
>1991
>SNES outside of Japan and North America

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SNES

What if you took all of Nintendo's consoles and collided them together with incredible speed and force?

Would reality implode?

>>110365809
Use a microfiber cloth on the lens, someone touched the lens

>>110365723
You say that, I was playing SSB:B with some friends when my retard of a mate yanked the GC control so hard that it just sent my Wii flying into my wall about 3 metres away and tumbling to the floor. I plugged it back in and it played just the same as before.

My wall now has a dent in it, no lie, but I did punch my friend in the mouth when he did it, not thinking it would survive the retards everreaching arms of destruction

>>110365869
Read through the thread. He meant nes.

Gamecube was the fucking best.

>>110365723

gBC was fragile as hell in my experience. I always treat my handhelds well, always have, hell, my old Gameboy Pocket doesn't have a scratch on it, but my GBC was fucked up within a year of owning it. I couldn't figure out what was wrong with it.

>Own an xbox 360
>Game hardly ever freezes up, never red rings, own it happily for 4 or 5 years
>one day, xbox finally red rings
>Dad fucking opens it up and fixes it, it now works fine
I love having a nerd for a dad.

>go full retard and place PS2 up straight without anything preventing it from falling to the side
>manage to knock it over
>stops working completely
>wasn't even turned on at the time

Good thing I still had warranty.

>>110365299
It would make scence if it was the GameBoy Advance SP, but the fuck?
The DS in 2001?

Atarium > Nintendium

They've found ancient Atari games in archaeological dig sites that still work

>>110363883
>going over to a friends house
>bringing n64+goldeneye
>doorbell rings
>run to the stairs
>trip
>n64 lands edge-on and spins down the stairs like a ninja star
>n64 perfectly smashes through vertical glass window pane beside door
>shatters ceramic pot of small pine tree on porch
>bounces and skips ten feet down asphault driveway
>hits my pop's car and shatters a headlight casing
>get the fuck out of dodge before parents get home
>blame it on negros
>n64 still works perfectly

And it was the best sleepover ever.

>>110366069
>scence

>my Sega won't turn on
>put some ants in the ant-drivers
>still won't work

Whelp, should have gotten a Super Nintendo.

I'd actually like to see Nintendo hardware testing. Bet they just tell a bunch of guys to fuck the console up and give them baseballbats and shit.

>>110366077
Whatever the fuck IBM Model M keyboards are made of >>>>>> fucking anything else.

>Beat by Mid-boss on Disgaea twice
>Throw pad at PS2
>PS2 can't read discs
>Get it repaired for £30
>Play games for a few months
>Want to play imported games
>Try and modify the case to make it able to disc-swap
>Bought disc swap stuff for the wrong PS2 model
>Repair for £50
>Get it back
>On the very same day, try again
>PS2 permanently broke
>Buy a slim-line PS2 for £80
>Get it chipped for £70

That Summer sucked fucking ass. Serves me right for going full retard though.

>>110365604

>Played football with it

Fucking glorious

I once broke my Gamecube out of rage.

rage>nintendium

>>110366000


Don't cry, don't fucking cry.

Wish my father could've fixed my red rings back in the day, who knows maybe I wouldn;t be on 4chan now.

>>1997
>>Have Gameboy stole at school in 2nd grade
>>No suspects
>>4years pass
>>Grade 6
>>Teacher of my 5th grade Brother walks into her class one morning.
>>Holds Yellow Gameboy up to class, asking if anyone knows the owner.
>>Brother says it belongs to me, even tells her what game is in it before she knows.
>>She had found it in a bush on the teachers carpark.

Having been snowed, rained on and sundries for 4 years, it still worked.

2 years later, corrosion on the battery contacts was so severe it stopped working.

But I just fixed some new ones, so that will be sorted when they arrive.

Nintendium!

>>110366203
>>110366077
I saved an old Cherry brand keyboard that has the BIG round plug from my dads attic.
It's made from fucking metal! you could literally bash a tank to bits with it.
i got myself an adapter and now I use it as a backup once the shitty ergonomic keyboards of today breaks again!

>>110364887
He must be a troll, they only use nintendo points in Japan.

>>110364744
sadly, not every part of a gamecube is nintendium.

The broken parts are non-nintendium

>Take good care of my DS lite
>L and R buttons die out within two years, with no major accidents or falls
>This happens to a lot of other people too

If only Nintendium wasn't a forgotten element.

My PS2 worked even better after I dropped a full-size TV on it. Fucking magicians.

>>110364636

no, its a dollar

whats with everyone thinking like 1000 yen = 25 cents?

>>110365353
>get bombed
>play some SNES

>>110366530

But they only use Nintendo Points...

>own gameboy
>aunt comes over with her mentally retarded son
>he wants to play some snes games so I let him thinking nothing could go wrong
>dad asks me to help him for a few minutes
>come back
>the retarded cousin is gone and so is the gameboy
>suddenly hear loud bang from the outside
>run outside
>see my gameboy on the floor
>the cousin is looking out of the window on the third floor, drooling and spazing out
>"What the fuck are you doing"
>"CHARIZARD FLY FLYYYYYYYYYYYY"
>he starts climbing out of the window
>he falls down
>we are too far away to save him
>he falls face first into the gameboy
>call ambulance
>they pull him out
>look at gameboy under him
>gameboy broke in 3 pieces
>a few hours later i try to fix it using duct tape
>battery is pretty lose and a fourth of the screen glass is gone but it still works

>>110365869

Cause I can't buy vidya and take it to another countries amirite

>>110366489
>forgotten

It's just the rarest thing on the universe

>>110366489
The meteor they used to get the metal from has run dry of materials, they're now using the back-up space rubble that just doesn't compare.

>>110366413
Nintendium chips that formed while the bombing of hiroshima are the rarest known gems. all the world supplies lie at Tokyo central bank. Rumors say that they were part of a secret supertank project developed by Japan in Hiroshima and the actualy reason for the Bomb.
After the War Nintendo just used it to preotect their products that would be thrown at floors all over the world because of Nintendohard games.

>carrying Xbox upstairs
>trip on the top step
>Xbox goes flying down two flights of steps
>hole in floor
>look into hole
>it's another dimension
>see Gabe Newell dancing around a pile of cupcakes

>>110365668
So now people aren't allowed to tell jokes?

>>110366530
100 Japanese yen = 1.3046 US dollars

>Sitting in movie theatre
>DS falls out of pocket and hits the floor
>Turn it on
>Screen now has a slight yellow tint
>The same thing happens a year later
>Turn it on
>Screen tint is now back to normal

Only thing I ever fixed by breaking it.

>>110366312
That story makes my heart pump with excitement.

>>110366698
you just made me lose my shit

>pic related

>>110366786
>carrying a handheld system out of the house
what the fuck?
you're supposed to play those on your couch, you simpleton

>>110364648
>12 when gamecube came out
>he is now 22

Suddenly, i feel old.

>>110365993

i was riding at 50kms on a road when my GBC fell outa my pocket as a kid, the cartridge flew out, the batteries went flying, put it all back in, and it worked fine, had some nasty scratches on the edges though lol. Nintendium man......

I love how no sony or microsoft fanboy ever mentions console durability, even the wii (weakest nintendo console ever made) is still far more reliable than a ps3 or RROD machine.

>>110364636
are you some kind of autistic retard?

obviously gamecube wasn't around in WW2, everyone fucking knows it, why the fuck do you have to comment about it

jesus christ you faggots I swear

>>110366982

>50kms
>50 kilometres per second
>GBC survives

Fucking nintendium man

>>110366929
I'm 21 now and I feel old.

I brought my playstation 2 over to a friends house and he fell off his top bunk and landed on it. It was undamaged but, he broke his clavicle.

>>110367054
>find gameboy inside bombed-out wreck of german u-boat at the bottom of the atlantic
>pour the ocean out of it
>wiggle the ac-adapter a bit
>still works

>>110367112
Im 4 and I feel great

>>110367112
I'm 34 now, and I feel young.
You're doing it wrong.

>>110367182 is doing it right

>>110364831
trolled hard

On a related note, I've heard some talk of the PS3 deflecting bullets. Can anyone elaborate on this story?

The Wii is 5 years old.

I was 13 when It came out.

>Have gamecube next to TV
>Family member trips over the controller cord while I'm playng
>'cube is dragged down, slams into the fucking floor
>ohshitohshit
>Cover flies open and the disc is flung away over the floor
>Dent in the floor after impact
>Disc now causes the game to crash after some time
>Gamecube works perfectly

I don't think a Nintendo product has EVER malfunctioned for me.

Uh my gamecube broke like four times, that's not a good example of nintendium. Also my ds lite broke twice as well, so that's not a good example either.

>Get mad at N64
>Take it to the kitchen
>Hose the cartridge slot the water from the sink
>Still fucking works

Science...

>playing halo 3
>cell phone rings
>the vibrations of the radio waves entering my phone causes my xbox360 to overheat and explode

>bring gamecube to a party of a friend
>see other guy bringing his ps2
>later that day argument between us two
>he kicks my gamecube so hard it flies from a chair onto the floor
>I kick his ps2 and the same thing happens
>his ps2 broke and my gamecube still works to this day
>he does not try to make me pay for it because he thinks he broke my gamecube

my ps1 survived a house fire

>>110367290
A lot of things can deflect bullets. It's just a question of what angle the bullet has to be shot at the target in order to deflect it.

>later that day argument between us two
>he kicks my gamecube so hard it flies from a chair onto the floor

Seriously this.
Why do kids do that shit?

I played halo for an hour and my 360 red ringed.

/r/ing the picture of the wiimote projectile breaking a TV

>>110365053
Sorry, they ran low on Nintendium after the production of the original DS and Wii so now they use plastic for their handhelds..

>>110367332
Nintendium detects gene defects such as autism or downs and softens to ensure the individual is not exploded to addiction.

>>110367361
>playing mario party 64
>sister walks by and accidentally stubs her toe on the edge of the console
>game freezes
>hit reset but it still doesn't work
>try a different game, none of my games work
>nintendo 64 is broken forever

n64 is made of anti-nintendium

>>110366798

Should have seen my disbelief Bro, when my brother gave it back to me after school. And when I turned it on and it fukkin' worked!

>>110367087

50 kilometers an hour, although i loled at your interpretation brah.

But yea, hard bitchumen, took chips outa the plastic casing, screen wasnt even scratched, the force of it blew every piece of it that wasnt screwed in flying (was cartwheeling along the road for about 6 meters). If i could find it again, im sure it would work.

good old nintendo, nothing fancy, BUT IT FUCKING WORKS.

>360
>Play for a few hours
>RROD

Science

>>110364744
I knew I had part 2 somewhere on my hard drive

you can see my buddie's foot in this picture

>>110365299
Nintendo DS
>2005
9/11
>2001

I fucking love my gameboy

>>110367557

That's why they call it halo.

>friend invites me to his house to play vidya
>pack up but my bag is too small, can't put Gamecube in with all these CD cases and the 2 controllers in there.
>just go out already carrying it by the handle
>friend lives in a shifty dangerous neighborhood
>a nigger with a knife rears his ugly head at me
>YO LITTLE WHIT BOY WHATCHA GOT IN THERE
>IF YOU DON'T GIV ME YOUR SHIT I'LL STAB THE FUCK OUTTA YOU BITCH
>Backpack is heavy and my back is against the wall, practically defenseless
>Still shout FUCK OFF NIGGER WHY DON'T YOU STEAL FROM YOUR NIGGER FRIENDS THEY HAVE MORE MONEY THAN ME
>He jabs at me, cover myself
>The Gamecube deflected the knife and accidentally cut off his ear
>He's laying on the floor crying for his ear
>Smash his face with the Gamecube until he looked like a shit waffle
>Arrive at friends house, asks me what the fuck happened to the Gamecube and if it works
>Set it all up
>It still works

MOTHERFUCKING NINTENDIUM.

>>110367649
Landwhalium is known to decompose nintendium

>>110367555

thats it fuckers, archive tiem!!

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

>Xbox 360
>Put disc in
>Disc is shredded furiously by the disc-reader
>Entire console bursts into flames and explodes like a grenade
>Shrapnel kills half my family
>House burns down
>Nuclear meltdown occurs, wiping out the entire city

>playing Rescue Rangers
>get horny as shit
>wonder what it'd be like to fuck a NES
>take out cartridge
>lube slot up with vegetable oil
>fuck the shit out of it, cum inside
>put Rescue Rangers back in
>it still works
>mfw

And it was the best sex I ever had

I pressed the power button on my 360 then pulled out the power cord and got some pretty circular rings all across my disc.

>>110367649
>stubs her toe
She must be made out of condensed neutrons or some shit, because I've seen an N64 be knocked into a brick wall by a baseball bat, quite on purpose, and still work.

>Had a Poodle as the family mascot
>Dad insists that it should sleep inside the house
>Are you going to put a little door in that room?
>No, she is going to learn to not move from there
>Next day, PS1 controllers have their analogs broken and the GBASP has his paint barely scratched

>>110368140
>And it was the only sex I'll ever have.

Fix'd

These people all came off worse after encounters with wii remotes in the hands of children. All because of nintendium

>Pokemon Blue cartridge was submerged in my pool for about half an hour while I was out getting candy
>Come back and take it out
>It dries
>The thing works perfectly

Fucking A.

>playing final fantasy 3
>grind for 5 hours for last boss
>went up 30 levels
>attempt to take on boss, Black Mage, White Mage, Dragon Knight, Warrior
>All 9999 HP
>Go time you faggot boss
>get my shit slapped in two turns
>Didn't save
>Throw DS at the wall
Except for being a little dirty lending it to a friend, mother fucker still works fine.

> Turn on PS3
> Try to play games on it
> oh well

>>110367799
Woooh, is that some gameboy camera? Wow, that was a piece of shit, do you have the printer too?

My SNES just plain stopped working suddenly a few months ago. Nothing but black screen. (Yes, I tried every cleaning trick and every cartridge I had.)

I bought one on ebay to replace it.

>>110367555
Similar thing happened to me, except my friend ripped my old Gameboy Chubs out of my hand and threw it into a dresser in the next room.
When I came to, he had a black eye and his face was covered in blood from his broken nose and split lip, but he learned not to touch another person's property.

Also, the gameboy still worked, no not a fuck was given.

We're still friends.

>never got to play ps1 due to big bro hogging it all day
>open lid, stab the laser part with a pen a few times
>he can't play it either

>Have Teal GBC
>drop it and scratch it accidentally
>still works like it's brand new
Bless that teal block of Nintendium.

>own gamecube
>show to my friend how useless the handle is and that nobody would carry that around like that
>he says it's the perfect mace
>he holds up his xbox and tells me to go and try to smash his xbox
>he thinks the xbox is the hardest one and the gamecube is cheap plastic shit
>jump smash my gamecube into his xbox like link did with his sword in OOT
>I hit the xbox so hard that he loses grip of it and it falls down
>my gamecube's disk tray opened and part of the plastic plating is gone
>his xbox looks undamaged
>we both try turning them on at the same time
>only my gamecube turns on and I had to hold the disk tray down because it wouldn't stay locked anymore

>>110365747

Nigger what?

I dropped my iPod Touch (Gen 4) on the floor of a shower after just having a shower from about 3 feet and onto the concrete outside my house when looking through my pockets and it still works fine.

>>110368330
>Using Black Mage, White Mage, Dragoon, and Warrior

The only decent class is the Warrior. How can you not upgrade?

>Play PS2 normally
>rarely move it, except to clean out the dust and make sure the fan isn't blocked and shit
>stops playing DVD movies after about 3 years
>stops playing PS1 games after 4 1/2 (PS1 already broke long before because the cheap power plug snapped)
>stops playing PS2 games after 5 years
>buy a PC and emulate that shit

>Gamecube
>still works to this day
>power cord chewed up by some faggot dog
>emulate that shit

>Xbox Original
>never owned one
>99% of worthwhile games have superior PC versions

And not a single fuck was given about the sixth gen

ATTENTION ALL FAGGOTS;

IF YOUR DS LITE'S SHOULDER BUTTONS ARE NOT WORKING, SEAL THEM WITH YOUR LIPS AND BLOW INTO THE CRACKS.

You are welcome. But really, does anyone still play the DS Lite?

>>110368548
mine fell out of my pocket when i walked upstairs and when i came down to look for it i stepped on it and not so much as crack happened

>>110368676
I do.
Layton and shit.

>>110363883

>huge ass electric storm
>lightning hits the electric pole right outside my parents' house
>every electrical device in the house freaks the fuck out
>storm ends
>everything fine except Gamecube I plugged in while I was visiting my parents from college

>>110368676

Holy shit.

Thank you so much.

>>110368676

>man I don't know telling me to seal my lips over something and blow

no

fuck you

I'm not falling for that again

fuck you greg

>Have a brick Gameboy
>Had to buy a GameboyPocket when the screen protector fell of the brick Gameboy around 2001
>Left the brick forgotten thru the years, inside a box, a closet, and since 2 or 3 years in the fucking bathroom
>Tested it last week, still fucking works, and is still in the bathroom

I dont even know how, I thought all of the dust and steam from the hot water showers would ruin it.

>>110368914
Wha?

>sister spills half a bottle of Coca Cola into SNES
>time passes, still works
>cat vomits into SNES
>wash it out, time passes, still works
>sister throws her fat ass straight onto that same SNES
>breaks Super Mario World cartridge
>SNES tanks that hit like a boss
>hamster chews through powerchord, gets fried
>SNES dont give no fucks

it may be sticky and smell like catvomit, but I wouldnt trade that thing for the world.

>>110369131

...Alex?

>>110369131
A fucking bomb didn't ruin a GB color. The brick was even tougher.

I'm not sure how, but my little brothers GameCube was destroyed by a cup of hot coffee...
Of course, he had it from release up until the a couple months after the Wii's release, but still...

I think I've found Nintendium's weakness

On the other hand, Gameboy Advance SP was FUCKING fragile. I remember I kept mine in my coat pocket. One time, I stepped out of a truck and it fell to the ground. And not on concrete, on fucking soft ground with grass.

Well, the screen was fucked up, irrecoverable. Had to buy a new one.

>>110366312
♫ If it takes forever, I will wait for you,
For a thousand summers, I will wait for you...

>>110368676
i still do, love it, work, bus, everywhere man
too many games, havent played em all yet

>>110368676
Fuck you I do.

Megaman ZX Advent
Castlevania
Contra

>First year of high school
>Some buzzed-head white jock asshole sneaks into my bag when my back is turned and pulls out my GBA SP
>He's trying to tug out this huge ass gameshark my friend lent me
>He fails and hits himself hard in the head with the thing, knocking himself out
>The thing lost only ONE PIXEL

Fucking shit.
Got stolen the next year by a niggernerd with a Naruto headband.

His nigger friend remembered that shit, and two years later saw me in one of his classes. The next day he came to class and handed it to me, claiming that he stole it back, while apologizing about his douchebag friend.

I loved this nigger so much that I decided to stop thinking of him as a nigger. He was then simply a person who was black. He singlehandedly made every week in that science class hilarious.

>>110369527
>mfw remembering that episode of futurama....
fuck you anon =/
i havent used my gamecube in years, my gba in even longer(the gba gets dropped off my desk occasionally and still works) and my snes/ nes are both lost somewhere in the house but im sure they both work perfectly fine

>>110364176

No you can't. Refer to my earlier thunderstorm story.

However, anything which requires the wrath of an angry god to break is pretty close to indestructible in my book.

>3rd grade
>Visit aunt's house for Christmas
>Bring over SNES to play with guy cousin
>Aunt takes me and guy cousin out to pick our presents
>Come home at night to find firetrucks lining the neighborhood
>Turns out girl cousin was doing some dumbass holiday homework experiment involving hot air balloons and set the house on fire
>Everyone got out safe, but the firemen told us that the entire house went up in flames, meaning everything inside was probably gone
>Only thought in my head is my fucking SNES is gone
>Keep the despair welled up inside. The important thing is that nobody was hurt.
>A month later
>Uncle comes our house
>Hands me a charred wad of plastic and tells me it's my SNES
>The casing has been completely melted and warped
>He told me that the guys cleaning out the house had tossed it into the backyard and left it there
>It had been rained on, snowed on, and iced over
>Uncle saw it by chance while talking to the cleaning guys
>He's a tech junkie, so out of sheer wonder he tried it out
>Borrowed a cord and some games from a neighbor's kid

It still fucking worked. God damn, that console was invincible.

>Get original ds for birthday
>walking up stairs
>drop it
>have holes in stair falls on to tile floor
>loses one of the so called hinges or whatever you want to call it
>almost cry because I haven't had it for more than a day and the shit might be broken
>wobbly as fuck
>still works perfectly fine
Nintendium doesn't work well with hinges

>>110369776
a true black bro

Xbox 360 - 2008-2011
Xbox 360 the Second - 2011-2011
Game Boy Color - 1999-

>8 years old
>Dad gets super drunk starts breaking shit
> throws hassock at my SNES
>breaks his TV is the process (lol what a dumbass)
>my SNES is unscratched
>furiously he picks it up and hurls it downstairs onto our concrete basement floor
>its unscratched
>he tries to take a hammer to it
>cops show up
>bye Dad, see you in a few years
>meanwhile ill be playing super mario rpg

Nintendium as an element is unmatched in its durability. They should have used it as shielding for NASA's space shuttle

>>110364263
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inXT-CPWoHk

buy third party rechargeable battery's for wiimotes
3 weeks later smell something fearce
look in controller, batterys are melting and acid is spilling everywhere, some gets on my old game-cube and on my TV when i freak out. this happens to tv, the game cube is fine,
nintendium confirmed acid proof

>DSLite
>Hinge broken, piece of plastic missing next to right shoulder button
>Still works fine, after repeated falls, being stepped on, and in one situation having a bag full of textbooks dropped on it. No Dead pixels, either.

Earlier in life.
>Playing Earthworm Jim 2
>family member messing around, trips over cartridge
>cartridge snaps in half, SNES freezes.
>take out cartridge, duct tape back together, re-insert into SNES.
>works like a boss to this very day.
>Oddly, can never beat the last level ever again.

mfw none of my consoles are broken, not even my xbox360 has rrod, and ive had basically every one except origional xbox sinse the nes
how do people break these things?

>>110367799
>gameboy camera
> Mah nigga.

>>110370508
>xbox 360
>since NES

so you bought them all within the last 1-2 years?

you said the original xbox, so dont try and act like a cock gobbler

>LOL U STUPD i zed xbawks

>>110370329
>buying third-party products

>always been a Nintendo fan, used to having immortal consoles
>get a Alienware laptop
>the graphic card burns out in a month
>go back to being a Nintendo consolefag
>mfw everything went better than expected