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>My face when I remember being surrounded by people who typed like that and would actually cry if they read it

>FIVE ever
That was actually pretty funny.

I laughed at FIVE ever

This is almost like one of those paradoxes...
You know, the ones where when you think about them you can't stop thinking about them even though they're nonsensical and they hurt your head.

Except this hurts your head because it's fucking dumb.

Oh god, that was hilarious.

Polite sage for non-vidya.

>>102417493
This post actually makes me want to murder someone.

stop im cring

So she got hit by a car?
Wow, the story explained that about as vaguely as possible.

Anonymous likes this.xD

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON /V/

>mfw five ever

I weep for you Americans.

im very tempted to put this on my facebook wall just to know who to delete

i can think of one girl who would definitely like it

oh my god

>>>/soc/

>>102421512

Disgusting

>>102421512
>Horo

>>102421700
>Korbo

>>102421748
>Holo

The fuck

>>102417493
>da green man came on da sine

took me a few but i got it

>FIVE-ever

this stupid shit might get me a fiver

>>mfw people actually type like this
>>mfw people actually SPEAK like this

OUR MEN ARE RUNNING FROM THE BATTLE

SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

Bawahahahahahah!

I wouldn't be surprised if this was seriously written by someone

>mfw FIVE-ever

this is the funniest thing ive seen all day, i miss 4chan....

>>102422501
what do you mean you miss 4chan? you're here now

>>>/soc/5925453

Every time.

>>102423350
you just made that thread just now

>>102423889
You are so fucking intelligent for finding that out, really!

>xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx

every time what?
such suspense!

ohhh myy godd bbz ii actuallyyyy no summ people whoo talk lyyk thiss on faceboook lol x x x

And they are over 18, too.

>>102424348
i know i am but why did you link it here. we don't want to talk with you and your socially retarded friends who are more beta than /r9k/

>>102421878
I don't get it

I know this is someones sig on some fucking site...

>>102424757
The green traffic light.

>>102424536
every time you read the story

are you kidding me here?

>>102425211
>>102424757
lol nope. are you guys as dumb as the girl?

>>102425211
>>102424757
no its the walk light man

>>102425486
What else would I mean you retard?

>>102425396
WHAT IS SARCASM

>>102424536
Can someone fucking tell me?

Is it the story?
Because that's not sad, that's arousing mmm yeah

>>102425569
what is: something that doesn't translate over the internet

>>102418021
This. I hope anyone that cried over this gets hit by a bus.

>>102425616
see
>>102425396

>>102425486
Never seen a green one. They're usually white. But that is still what I figured she was referring to.

>>102425825
I hope you get hit by a bus.

>>102425855
maybe in racist countries

>>102425396
It can't be that at all.
How the fuck is THAT sad?

>>102425973
me too ;_;

>mfw black people want equal opportunity and high paying jobs
>mfw they're all retarded gutter trash who type/talk like that

>>102426115
his girlfriend killed herself because she thought that he didn't love her anymore but he did he was just setting himself up to say something he considered 'sweet'

are you autistic or a psychopath?

>>102426267
i would bet a lot of money that whoever made that was a white girl

>>102426550
you'd lose a lot of money

>mfw when I picture someone seriously saying FIVEever.

Cannotstopthelaughter

>mfw

Oh shit, i'm actually laughing at 5 ever, oh god, haha, hahahaha, i lo/v/e yo guys.

>>102426634
prove it faggot. it was a white girl under 13

>>102426502
Why would that make any faggot cry.
let me tell you a real story sad.

liek 1one day i wuz sittin here right and i was smoken da ganja and liek i got da thurst so i decided to look at ma frige but dere ain't be nuttin dere so i got mad nd i went to da shop but it wuz closed and den da weed buzz went away nd i wuz still thusrty nd den i got killd by a blud drivin by

>>102426702
i saw my friend make it in paint

>>102426880
im not going to read that convoluted mess

autistic or psychopath

>>102426924
oh i wasn't talking about your fucktarded picture, it was obviously made by an autistic teenager like yourself. I was talking about the girl who made the text in the OP

Guys, cerealously, stop a moment and think about it. This story has a strong message about life and taking things for granite. Just take it was a grain of salt and really reflect on it. There is a very strong message: It's a doggy dog world.

>>102426702
I'm guessing this. As far as I can see, black peoples worst e-crime is misspelling everything.

This sounds like something a little white girl would write and dream up.

>>102426880
WHO WAS PHONE

paradoxes

>>102427016
alright bro.
Just letting you know you missed out on one of the greatest shorts of the 21st century.

>>102427063
>>102426702
are you talking about the story or the image

>>102427208
the story you fucking aspie piece of shit

DID SHE DIED?

>>102421794
Nope

>>102417493

This took me like 20 minutes to decode.

>>102427032
maybe then you should quote correctly then you friggin' retard

>>102427258
see
>>102427466

>>102427466
>>102427528
maybe you should learn to read you fucktard

dat siht wuz sed yo, nvr red smthng ths sed in mah lief yo, fuk u for mkin i crie.

I'm trying to translate this into English, but "bbz" is still bothering me.

Anyone know what that cuneiform translates to?

>>102427569
i did read

you quoted a post with an image, ramblings about 'dem nigars' and nothing to do with op's story

>>102427617
I thought it was "Babbies"

But now I'm not sure.

>>102427617
baby

>>102427617
I think it means bubs, as in that faggoty cutesy name for baby, the common term of endearment between young couples

>>102427617
bb's
As in bb pellets for bb guns.

>>102427738
>nothing to do with op's story
>reply to OP's post

>the post says >>mfw they're all retarded gutter trash who type/talk like that

type/talk like that is a reference to the OP

You are fucking retarded.

>>102427917
no u

>>102428017
Feels good to be right.

>>102427917
if you wanted to reference the story then that's what you should have quoted

why would you be so circuitous

I want to have an internet arguement too!

Why do all the cool kids get to argue about stuff!

Well, I like rocket ships, now someone argue with me about boats or something!

Common guys I wanna be a cool internet guy too!

>>102428107
>>102428017
>>102427917
>7

>>102428203
Sorry, I wasn't aware that I was talking to a fucking moron.

FIVE ever is killing me.

>mfw

>>102428367
only a fucking moron would quote in such a moronic fashion

>>102428536
only a fucking moron wouldn't understand what that post was obviously referencing.

There's still hope for people like you.
http://www.wrongplanet.net/
Just give it a try. There are people who care.

God dammit /v/.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vEIE1h86KryvN3suB

I just couldn't resist. I JUST COULDN'T.

>>102428693
explain why you chose not to reference op's post if that's what you were talking about without sounding like an idiot.

when you write reports do you reference papers that have your intended paper referenced?

enjoy your d's and f's

>>102428976
how is babby formed


your voice

your voiice

>>102428976
should get that guy who did 'dot dot dot' or better yet a girl

the whining at the end cheapens it. you should remove it

>>102428976

You seem like a very epic person...

>>102428976
Oh god I loved when you said dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr. Got any other ones you have done? If not do more!

>>102428976

bahaha fucking duke outta nowhere

>>102428976

>>102428976
I love you so much. Please let me have your children.

>>102428976
The way you said "ded" was perfect

>>102428982
The post I was replying to referenced the OP's post. It said black people talk like that(his post). Anyone who doesn't have ass burgers would know from my reply and the previous post what I was talking about. But you didn't know. Now, try to figure out the insinuation here.

>>102428976
Dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr

>>102429275

If people post more things with retarded grammatical errors, I'll read them. This shit amuses me.

>>102429465
i still dont have assburgers and you're still an idiot for doing it the way you did. Convoluted reasoning is convoluted.

enjoy being stupid and enjoy your d's and f's

>>102429465
No. The other guy is right. When you quoted him, it implied that you were talking about his picture, not the OP

>>102429702
If this thread 404s because of these kids arguing, I want you to make a thread to fill requests for Vocaroo.

>>102428976

god

is that you

This is now a Duke thread.

>>102428976
I'M IN TEARS

>>102429720
>>102429781
Enjoy your Autism and samefagging. Also


>>mfw they're all retarded gutter trash who type/talk like that

>that is OP's post.

>i would bet a lot of money that whoever made THAT was a white girl

Connecting the dots here isn't too hard, unless you suffer from autism.

>>102429853
>bitching about a non-vidya thread 404ing

drown in shit and piss

>>102428976
fucking love it

>>102428976

>And he said... No!
I lost... i seriously did...

>>102428976
Glorious.

>>102430027
im not samefagging but i can see how you would think that

the fact remains that it is fucking retarded to quote in the way that you did.

if you had to get from a to b in the most effective way possible which path would you choose?

>ctrl+f "Victor Borge"
>No results found

God damn I feel old.

I wonder how Duke feels, knowing he is loved by all.

>>102428976
>>102428976
HOLT SHIT FUCK DUKE IS BACK

I'd love to be able to speak like this... but HOW? What can I do to articulate better? Record my voice and make mental notes? Is there an exercise to give you better vocal control?

These kinds of things have always interested me.

>>102417493
>b4 da green man came on the sine.
>she was ded.

Moral of the story: it's karmically rude to interrupt people of color when they are masturbating

Duke, TEACH ME YOUR WAYS. Seriously, did you need to practice to talk like this? It's fucking awesome. I lost it when you said... NO..

>>102428976
I CAME

>>102428976
Holy shit. Dat voice.

>>102430819
Laughed harder than I should have.

>>102428976
I
AM
IN FUCKING
TEARS
NOT BECAUSE IT WAS SAD
BUT BECAUSE YOUR VOICE IS JUST SO GREAT

Duke, you know have 50+ fat virgins that want to suck your cock. Good job.

>>102430813
you forgot to put your name back on after samefagging duke

>>102428976
I'm not even going to bother being OP Vocalizer again after hearing that.

dat was so butifol bby an to al da haters go fuk urselvs u proly s fat virgin.

>>102422098

>mfw you think you need two >s to green text

I love you fiver-ever /v/ :3

>>102426846
>>102426846

This one was fascinating to read.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v0B7LWN7aqsoLZBUh

>>102430444
what's fucking retarded is that you would think that anyone was referencing some shitty pic like that.

The thread is about a post which was obviously made by a young girl. You were insinuating a black person made the text in OP's post, and posted a racist image ending with the statement that black people made things like OP's post. My reply said that a white female most likely made it, and it was properly "quoting"(lol) OP's and your own post.

also using logical thinking, why would anyone assume that a white girl preteen made a racist image like that?

Someone with ass burgers would.

>>102431154
YES
I will always cherish your audio adaptions FIVE EVER

>>102431154
HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOU

Also you sound sort of like Sean Connery.

Duke I know there are more fucktarded posts from the internet that I want you to read but I can't think of any off the top of my head. Just know that I will love you fiveever.

meh bff 4evs startd cring when i told him dat we wern gon be 2getha 4evs... it turnt out i just wantd to c how much he luvd meee~ he sad i wuz da most bautfule thin he ever sawe but he culdnt see me nemoar... i stred crin 2 but den he sed he just wanna see wat i wud do fo him n dats everthinggg~~ <3 i luv yu jamall!!

>>102431168
>also using logical thinking, why would anyone assume that a white girl preteen made a racist image like that?

that's why i said you'd be wrong

i didn't make the post with the image

you didnt answer me in >>102430444 respect the trips

>>102428976
fuck. lol'd so hard

>This thread

>>102428976
Duke, don't you have a website that you post your recordings? I could have sworn I had it bookmarked but I guess not.

>>102431422
>>102431422
>>102431422
DUKE READ THIS

OH GOD MY SIDES

>>102431422
All of my WHY

>>102431428
what's sad is that you assumed anyone would be referencing your image when basic logical thinking would result in realizing I was talking about the OP. You went with the blue line while me and everyone who isn't an aspie went with A.

http://www.wrongplanet.net/

Get help bro.

>>102430813
>>102430863

Wish I could give you some advice, but I've had the same voice since I was 14 (I'm 19 now), so I can't really give any tips on techniques or exercises. :/

My dad was in radio, so I guess it's genetic.

thanks for the love, guys.

>>102431422

go mop ur cring tars, pink fagit

>Duke and Egoraptor voicing over a flash animation

>>102428976
Jesus Christ, listening to you with earphones in feels like you're breathing in my ear.

I kind of like it.

>>102431825
Egoraptor doesn't have that great of a voice. Still funny, but his voice isn't amazing.

>>102431981

Egoraptor's there to voice the females.

>>102417493
>mfw a 3-month-old Tumblr copypasta finds its way to 4chan

>>102431672
>red line
>take more steps than necessary and quote like a retard.

choose 1

also,
>implying anyone else is paying attention to our argument other than that one guy you claim to be me samefagging as

S0 b0¥ be liëk babez I laff uu and guurrrll be like ok then he poker her in the eye and drove his motorcycle and got hit by tree and as the amboolnc come he said"I'm... Dunn.. with this". The e end
Damn shame on a nigga. That makes me cryyy.

Quick question DUKE...

How good is your Obama and/or Gilbert Gottfried impersonation.

>>102428976
That cry was spot on! WAAAUUUGGHHCHEBEZEBZEBZE

>FIVE-ever

i expect this to be on the front page of reddit by tomorrow morning

Duke, read
>>102431422
then
>>102432252
If you WANT to, that is.

>>102431791
Do you work as a voice actor or anything?

>mfw I'm two years older than you

>>102432246
>is still huttburt for being called out on the aspie fucktard that he is for not being able to use simple cognitive thinking and instead came up with some dumbfucked assumption that makes no sense
>my face when
Bro you can get help for you autism. It's ok that you made a fucking moron of yourself on the internet, it's anonymous so no one is going to know. Just try and see a psychiatrist.

>>102432252
>>102432252
>>102432252
>>102432252
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vHJOFSSEiMTB8zf9p

>>102432574
>doesn't even argue his point anymore and tries to fall back on his weak ass Ad hominem shit tier trolling.

classy.

you're going places anonymous!

>>102432745
No.

>>102431480

All of my previous vocaroos are gone forever. They were automatically deleted for some fucking reason. I'm pretty pissed about it, hehe.

>>102431422
>>102431422
>>102431422

HERE YA GO BRO

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vp52BOxD4LBHNbdxW

Jesus Duke. I would seriously suggest a career in radio or voice acting.

No one's posted this yet?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SAn7UZ5CfU

>>102432330
THISTHISTHISTHIS

>>102432880
>hasn't even argued his point for the last few replies and is just using ad hominem attacks that ironically apply to him, and doesn't even realize it

This is yet another example of ass burgers.

WE NEED MORE SHIT FOR DUKE TO READ

MOAR

>>102432969
I laughed out loud loudly.

Any chance you could do this one for me?

>>102433180
there is no way that you can make an argument that it makes more sense to link a post that links to the post you are talking about instead of just linking directly to the proper post.

that is my argument and has been in each of my posts

I need to hear Duke yell "FUCK THIS GAY EARTH" before I die.

this.....this is a pretty fucking bad example of illiteracy...

good luck if you try it duke

your gonna need it

>>102432969
Fuck, I literally can't stop listening to this.

>>102433180
also please use more rxnimg.jpg they really help prove your point instead of making you look like newfag dumbass

>five-ever
Oh lawdy

Marey and Kile were walkin don the street 2 the mal wen kile saw a balon that reminden him of his chilhood so he ren but what he did nt no.... it was in da middle of street!! Marey sed "no kile u don understand!! but kile was already jump for balon and a care ran into kile.. kile had ben led ash tray by his childhod....

>>102433406
ahaha oh wow. You still haven't realized that my post WAS replying to your statement that a black person made the original post? Holy fuck you are dumber than I thought. I was slightly trying to be offensive by saying you have autism but at this point I honestly believe you do. That or you have dyslexia.

>>102433487
I... wow.

>>180 posts and 57 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

DUKE DO US A FAVOR AND SAY balls of steel

>>102433487
Everytime I see that one I want to bash that bitch with a dictionary.

>>102433257
>>102433257

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vIyXpskP5eZV0T324

>never. for a once. fiver-ever.

>>102433699
ive already said i didn't make that post.

>>102433809
>"... and I was like "WHAAAAAAT! Are you serious Wendy?"

>>102433809

fucking rofl, they wouldnt even let him "holla"

...what in the fucking fucksticks

>>102433809
Oh god, I love this nigga whoever he is.

>>102433856
I love you.
Would... would you do this one?
You don't have to, I just think it'll be funny.

>>102417493

fffff copypasta

>>102433809

I lol'd

>>102433856
I believe you mean
>never. five a once.

>>102433856
>SAHSOOKEY
>this whole reading

Words don't even express. Have a reaction image.

I love you

>>102433856
DUUUUUUKE!

>>102433856
Is this really still you? You are so fucking talented man, you have no idea (or maybe you do).

Oh lord, this reminds me of one of my facebook friends.

He put up the most ineligible fucking sentence that was somewhere around "smtim jus back an sit ant wht it crackd up 2b yano?"

Everyone was agreeing with him and liking his status. I didn't even know what the fuck

>>102417493
>mfw five-ever

bump

>>102433885
I doubt you didn't but it's besides the point anyway.

of course i think you just realized what a moron you are and don't want to answer the actual post.

>>102433699

>>102434436

Will you shut the fuck up already?

>>102434495
no because you don't know anything.

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles, *~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

someone should grab one of those /soc/ failures and have them translate

>>102434549
.....I think my liver just exploded from that.

>>102434495
Somebodies getting maaaaaaaad

Somebody

it's you

you mad

>>102434549
ALL OF MY HATE!!!!! <-- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

>>102433809
>>102433809
>>102433809

I fucking love this one.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vTpmjRQ9SmRcqCXR7

>>102434549
Needs more spelling errors for it to be funny if it was narrated by Duke. ADD THEM

>>102428976
I havent laughed this hard in weeks, thankyou Duke.

>>102434640

I'm not even the same guy you fucking retard.

>>102434436
i like how you fucked up your post. deleted it. and then re did it once you realized what an idiot you were

>>102434664
MOAR MOAR

Duke,

Can you try

>>102433682

>>102428976
Duke you mind if I suck your thick cock?

>>102434549
>mfw I already imagine DUKE saying "t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!!"

>>102434664
God damn it Duke.

>>102434596
you haven't seen this stale shit multiple times? its kind of ancient

>>102434762
>>102434640
that's not me boyo

>green man enters the sine

Why did he not save her?!

>>102434549

part of a large % of the population i would like to kill with my bare hands

>>102434748
Somebodies getting even maaaaaaaddeeeeerr

Somebody

it's you again

>>102434664
>please you ugly anyway
THE FUCK? Was that really Duke? that's amazing.

>>102434640
nice job deleting your posts there buddy

>>102434762

Look, you aspie. You're obviously too fucking autistic too realize everyone else in this thread is having a civil discussion while you two shitheads are arguing about nothing. So, once again, shut the fuck up already.

>>102434987
What posts?

>>102434175

Does this count?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1DZU4Dtv0M&feature=related

>>102433856
>>mfw I speak in a similar manner to this.

I'd narrate bad fan fictions on servers I went into.

GTFO /v/ GARRET

Hey Duke, could you give us a demonstration of your voice's range?

>mfw I'm playing them all at the same time.

>>102435006
seems like you are the mad one

keep deleting your posts though

doesn't make you look like an idiot or anything

also nobody is discussing anything in this thread other than a bunch of dudes sucking duke's dick and me and one other guy pointing out how you are wrong

Oh god I can't breath...

>>102426267
>>102426550
>>102426634
>>102426702
>>102426924
>>102427032
>>102427466
>>102427569
>>102427738
>>102427917
>>102428203
>>102428367
>>102428536
>>102428693
>>102428982
>>102429465
>>102429720
>>102430027
>>102430444
>>102431168
>>102431428
>>102431672
>>102432246
>>102432574
>>102432880
>>102433180
>>102433406
>>102433699
>>102433699
>>102433885
>>102434436

Jesus fucking Christ, will you faggots just shut the fuck up already?

>>102435073
Why ">>"?
I hope you burn in hell.

>>102434549

>>102435021
the ones that keep disappearing

>>102435163
Thank you.

>Five ever

>>102435163
Seriously this. We need more Duke greatness

>>102434772
If you read both posts you would see that the words are exactly the same but the post link to my own is at the bottom instead of above the next sentence. I did that to not let you think I was a different person since an aspie fucking moron would do something like that. Also I like how you are still just resorting to ad hominem and completely ignoring all the statements that unveil you for the aspie dumbfuck you are

>>102435044
Oh shit Nyanners made one

>>102435269

STOP POSTING GOD DAMMIT.

>>102435158

>mfw I'm
>>102434495
>>102434748
>>102435006

Keep being autistic though

>>102435211
If there were any disappearing posts they weren't mine.

>>102434664
>Mon fromage quand Duke replies to my post and did my request
>>102433809

>>102435158
i'm not even the one who was calling you mad. And i only deleted one post which i explained why and reposted. Yes, other people are laughing at what a fucking dumbass you are,

Nyanners and Duke should dub a hentai

>>102435269
yeah the fact that you can't make coherent posts on your first try further shows that you are an idiot

>>102435265
You really want Duke to fuck you, don't you?

>>102435378
Nyanners, Duke, GeneralIvan, and LilyPichu.

>>102435378

>Nyanners and Duke should dub a hentai

Oh my God! It's full of Stars!

>>102435443
the fact that you can't read simple posts and i have to make them even simpler shows the high level of your autism

>>102435378
>Nyanners/ Duke Hentai
All of my fucking money
>>102435465
>not wanting Duek to fuck you
>2011

>>102435378
MY MONEY
TAKE IT

>>102435465
i am a straight man and I would not mind

>>102435443
Says the guy who doesn't know what a comma is.

>>102435378
all of my money!

>>102435378
YESYESYESYESYESYESYES

>>102434549
>>102434549
>>102434549

Fucking THIS

>>102434549
>>102434549
>>102434549

I'm shocked that I've never done this one before. It's been around for years.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vmmaXrolgcL0BYP8w

This was a total delight to read. I'm aroused.

I'm new to this, is Nyanners a girl?

>>102428976
>>102428976
>>102431154
GOD DAMN IT DUKE , anyway to download those you uploaded somehow? If ill grant you my firstborn!

>>102435378

>>102435679

>>102435692
Nyanners is Duke's female counterpart

Somebody say Green Man?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0MwvOJEBOM&loop=1&autoplay=1 .

>>102435715
Yeah go it's near the bottom of the page, download as a WAV.

Let's just end this now. The guy who couldn't figure out that one post was talking about an underage girl making OP's text and thought it was saying an underage girl mad a racist image a black person is a fucking moron and has severe ass burgers, especially since he keeps arguing that it's ok to be a dumbass

>>102435527
at what point havn't i been able to understand simple posts?

keep it up with the rxnimg.tiff too. I'm sure you have a big old collection that you have been collecting from reddit

>>102433682


Still would like this one voiced over.

>>102435679
DO ME DUKE. DO ME.

DUKE, CAN YOU DO AN OBAMA IMPERSONATION?

>>102435679
>Fucking stupid anime face

>>102434664
You should be a voice actor or something.

>>102435679
>>102435679

I love you. I love you so much.

fucking archive this shit

http://chanarchive.com/request_votes

>>102435679

DUKE! I've missed you so. Hope things are getting better.

>>102435679
>fuckin stupid anime face

>>102435679

>mfw i read his posts in his voice

>>102435679
> fucking stupid anime face
Duke, This is my first night being unbanned after 7 days, and you're on. Thanks bro.

>>102435868
>at what point havn't i been able to understand simple posts?

Would you consider this entire thread a single point?

Duke, didn't you make a youtube account that you haven't uploaded anything to yet? I'm pretty sure I'm subscribed. Might be a better archiving device than fucking Vocaroo.

>>102435967

>majin boo has a cupcake in his mouth.jpg

>>102435692
Yeah. She's on Youtube. She's dubbed some funny stuff like Stapler-san there

>>102435679
FUCKING YES!

>>102435997
no

provide explicit examples

>>102435679
"Fucking stupid anime face"

I loled

>>102435868
>at what point havn't i been able to understand simple posts?

you've ignored all my posts explaining this and resorted to ad hominem attacks. get help for your autism

>>102435679
>fucking stupid anime face

IM CRING

Do the Doom fanfic. I forgot what is was called. The "No John you are the zombies" one. I'd look it up but i can't remember the damn title

>>102436088
STOP POSTING STUPID SHIT JESUS CHRIST. TRADE MSN'S OR SOMETHING AND JUST LEAVE THE FUCKING THREAD HOLY SHIT!

fucking bump for duke awesomeness

ARCHIVE.

ARCHIVE THIS NOW.

>>102436088
>>102435997
>>102435868
>>102435527
>>102435443
>>102435269
>>102434772


Shut the fuck up you exaggerating faggots, you're embarrassing us in front of our king.

>>102435912
>DUKE, CAN YOU DO A GILBERT GOTTFRIED IMPERSONATION?
Fixed.

ONE THING THAT GRINDS MY FUCKING GEARS.

JUST ONE. ONE SMALL SIMPLE THING.

REPLACING G WITH Q.

WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THAT. SHIT. WHAT IS WRONG WITH G? NOT AESTHETIC ENOUGH FOR YOU? ISN'T CLOSE ENOUGH TO W AND A FOR YOUR LIKING? BECAUSE G TOTALLY COMES BEFORE AND AFTER A W ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

I WANT TO PUNCH A SMALL ADORABLE FROG WHENEVER I SEE THAT SHIT DEAR FUCKING GOD PEOPLE.

>>102436112
stop double responding

Goddamnit.

Its 8:30 in the morning and I just woke up allthough I'm on vacations. Many of my friends have backstabbed and left me for no apparent reason. I was listening to Dry Your eyes mate and I stumble across this thread.

And now I'm laughing my ass off. I fucking love you guys sometimes. And Mad Props to Duke

>People liking Nyanners
>People comparing Nyanners to Duke

Don't ruin a good thing with your crush for a hambeast, you faggots.

>>102436187
go suck a dick

oh wait...

>>102436088
Ironically, that was a rhetorical question, so you've just given yourself an explicit example.

>>102436230
i only replied once aspie. there are other people who have noticed how large of a fucktard you are.

>>102436242
Christ, I thought I was the only one who hated her.
LilyPichu is clearly superior.

>>102436220
How the fuck does that? Examples?

>>102436319
Who*

>>102436319

niqqers

Seriously Duke, you're a fucking god among men. Do something with Nyanners or LilyPichu.
or even Rina-chan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj9vM3OlLJI&feature=channel_video_title

moar duke

>>102436128

>>102436362

Ubran girls and faggots.

>>102435679
Oh man I'm crying you lovely son of a bitch.

>>102436242
Sorry.
Sorry, Duke.

AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

“DRACO!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”

Draco didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.

“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.

“Ebony?” he asked.

“What?” I snapped.

Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.

And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!

>>102436313
>2011
>Not liking LilyPichu AND Nyanners

>>102436392

YES

YESSS

>317 replies

Fuck. It's too late. We're autosaging now.

>>102436296
>ask a question
>hurr it was just rhetorical

>>102435996
>>102435996
he dosent know how to reset is modem

>>102436313
Trust me, a lot of people hate her, only her super kawaii /a/ fanclub of whiteknighting virgins encourage her shit. Most of /v/ hated her too, I guess in this thread most of the faggots are coming out of the woodwork.

But then again most of /a/ worship things with female voices doing anime related things, remember this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1PNITe10po.

>>102426267

Mfw your too ignorant to realize this kind of typing/texting style was developed by dumb ass 13 y/o white girls

>>102436433
>>102436374
Never seen someone that other than once or twice when someone tried to bypass a censor or something. The fuck? People actually do that?

A QUICK IMPORTANT NOTE TO ALL OF YOU SILLY BILLIES:

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vkoXkReSP1I5KeQEO

Make a new damn thread.

>>102436304
false

enjoy your samefagging

>>102436571
That is what I said, yes.

>>102436576
Meh didn't want to ban evade, and I figured a break from 4chan was better than most things that come free.

>>102436648
Fuck me.

>>102436648
I love you too Duke.

>>102436648
Ohmahgoshmerrymeplease?

>>102436648
I'M A FAT MAN WITH A VAGINA, FUCK ME

>>102436648

>>102436648
Holy shit I love you.

Read this, Douk

Surprised no one's posted his youtube yet.

http://www.youtube.com/user/DukeLovesYou

>>102436648

remember duke, we all love you

you always have us

fuck me please oh god

>>102436648
WHAT THE FUCK
Duke
Duke
You have made me laugh harder than any single individual before on /v/. Thank you.

>>102436648

NEW THREAD
>>102436885

>>102436661
>gets told by multiple people
>doesn't know how to come up with an excuse to not look like an autistic fucking moron, so just posts with ad hominems and "no ur samefag cuz i say so"

Feels good to be right.

hey people saying "fuck me duke"

are any of you actually chicks?

i wonder if its possible

>>102436679
thus you wern't asking a question at all.

However, I don't give a fuck. Provide a specific example or out yourself as a cornered troll.

>A girl was walking to school with her boyfriend, and they were crossing the road.

>She said, "bbz? The fuck is this, will you love me forever?"

>He replied, "No."

>The girl cried and ran across the road, just before the green man came onto the scene. The boy was crying and went to pick up her body.

>She was dead.

>He whispered to her corpse, "I meant to say I will love you... five-ever..." Which meant that he loved more than forever.

>'Like' this if you cry every time you read it, faggots.

>>102437131
bbz = babes or baby

>>102437121
hey aspie, you are fucking stupid and we all can see that you are wrong. shut the fuck up and go fap

>>102437131
Green man on the sign. The pedestrian stop-light, you know.

>>102436982
>multiple tell you
boohoo stop samefagging

>'multiple people' 'tell' me
can't possibly be samefagging!

flawless logic

>>102437301

lol, umad?

>>102437301
buddy, just stop

>>102437243

>>102435679
>fucking stupid anime face
well that whole thing was delightful

Duke, I gotta wonder, how good are you at Russian Accents? Your "stereotypical ebonics accent" from the Wendy's one was shockingly fantastic, so I was wondering what other accents you were good at, because I think this famous Russian Amazon Review would be pretty good.

>>102437131
You dumb? Everyone knew what it meant. This thread was dedicated to mocking it. I guess your new here?

>>102437301
>>102437301
I've never seen anyone get owned as hard as you just did. And Duke came here and made history. This thread really made my night. I love you fiveever /v/

>>102437486
refer to
>>102437404

>>102437121
Of course I wasn't a question, you just gave yourself another example.

>>102437647
refer to
>>102437404

>mfw FIVE ever