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What was your name again?

>>95447281
Mr Ynos

I like the way snrub thinks

I like the cut of this "Ynos" guy's jib.

ENOS LIVES

>>95447246

Lets trade all our consoles in because we can't handle without playing online.

why do fps console fags only have 1 or 2 games to play

Also I like how they hacked PSN because their customers have vaulable information, unlike ecksbawx

>>95447512

>enjoyable thread about a memorable moment in Simpsons.
>take it the wrong way.
>get mad

Oh you.

>>95447512
>get buttangry over a simpsons thread

Nice.

>>95447645

>about investing in sony
>simpsons

cool story guys

>>95447806
Uhh...

what episode was this from again? I thought it was who shot mr. burns but that doesn't seem to be the case according to wikipedia.

>>95447806

>get called out for being mad.
>post meme.
>still mad

Oh you again.

>>95448045

Monorail I think.

>>95448045
"Marge vs. the Monorail"

>>95448045
Monorail. Springfield gets money, they have a town meeting to decide where they should put the money.

>>95448177
>>95448158
>>95448120
Of course, my god I can't believe I forgot, thats like my 5th favorite episode in the series too (altho who shot burns are my first & second favorites so that may be why)
many thanks for refreshing my memories bros.

>>95448177
The wise choice would be in Sony.

i think we all have to do what mr Ynos say
he looks like a very smart person

>>95447512
>Also I like how they hacked PSN because their customers have vaulable information, unlike ecksbawx

WUT?

Welcome to the club, Sony!!

>>95447512
>Everybody who has online for xbox has money to spare
Keep on trolling bro

>>95448462
>>95447512
>implying your now samefaggin

Helllo, my name is Playstation network. I believe you have some multiplayer for me?

>>Okay, Playstation Network. What's your connection status?

I don't know.

Do you discuss vidya here?
>>We discuss forbidden topics men fear from /b/ and /soc/. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I like to call 'frogurt'!
I'm looking for some vidya for my son.
>>(Holding PS3) Take this, but beware it lacks online play!
Oooh, that's bad.
>>But it also comes with a free frogurt!
That's good!
>>The frogurt also lacks online play
That's bad
>>But you get your choice of a free game!
That's good!
>>The selection of games are determined by Sony.
...
>>That's bad.
Can I play online now?

>>95448778
>>95449189
I love you.

>>Haven't been on PSN in months, servers go down
>>Don't really care
>>Get 4 free games soon

I'll tell yah when ive had enough!

waiting on hold with tech support now

Remember, we're parked under the Sony Sphere.

Stop, stop...PSN is already dead.

PS means playstation and 3 means 3!

That wasn't a diverse library of games.

STAMP COLLECTION?

>>95449189

BACK TO QUICKTIME EVENTS, MORE QUICKTIME EVENTS, MORE! MOOORE!

You can have your psn back, or you can have what's in the mystery box.

Sorry mom the network is broken!

>>95451043
THE BOX! THE BOX!

I'm not a console... I'm a monster!

>Thread

>Gabe, are you ready!

Just have to put it on Steam!

>>95451043
actually laughed a lot

Pray...for...Sony...

>No explanation needed.

Would you mind playing games on my PS3?

Hmm.. uh... um... er... well... um

HAHAHA! Relax homer, here at Sony we don't believe in games. Matter of fact, I DIDN'T EVEN GIVE YOU MY PS3!

You call this a server!

TOTYAY

Say whatever you faggots want, all I know is that I'm getting inFAMOUS and LittleBigPlanet for free.

>Phrenology was dismissed as quackery 160 years ago.
Of course you'd say that...you have the brainpan of a Sony executive!

Hello, my name is Mr. Llewen, and I come from..errr...some place far away. Yes that'll do. I think you should invest all your money back into Valve corporation. We don't have episode 3 yet but we have...errr...INANIMATE CARBON ROD THREE!

YOU SAVED MY CREDIT CARD INFO TO THE PS3?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I can't think of one for this.

>>95451279
>filename
>tumblr
oh shit son

>"Okay sir you're free to go."

>"Good, cos PSN is back up tonight."
>BZZT
>"End of May."
>BZZT
>"Not at all and i'm going to play some single player exclusives."
>BZZT
>"Single player multiplats."
>BZZT
>"Watch Talladega nights."

>>95451598
>Sony looks for hackers.gif

WELL SONY, PSN IS DEAD! THEY HACKED IT FROM WIRE TO WIRE!

>>95451648
Ding.

Now would you unhook this thing, ps3 players don't deserve this kind of treatment!
>BZZT

>>95451598
>sony trying to restore PSN

homershakesfingers.gif

>>95451648
Oh shit yes.

>>95451598
>average day browsing v.txt

>>95451549

Thread has been archieved for amount of samefag

Alot of these jokes are shit only two made me chuckle thats because i thought of a better way to present it. This thread should be deleted

>>95451655
Hey, I'm trying to play games here.

>>95451648

Did the frogurt one, but you my friend are a king of kings.

WE STILL HAVE GAMES
WE HAVE ERR
UNDERAGE PANTY QUEST WITH FORMER PRESIDENT, DWIGHT EISENHOWER
>"LET'S GET BIZZZZEEEEEHHH"

But PS3, you can't play any games! You're from two different worlds!

I like the way Snrub thinks!

PS3 GAME COLLECTION?

Come on Sony executives, you know what this is!

>>95447246
does it have cawadooty?

Can I borrow an online serviiiiice?
Can you lend me a jar of games?

Ah, /v/ respects me. It laughs with me, not at me.

>Say Homer, do you like video games?
Yes.
>Do you like nachos?
Yes, Mr. President.
>Well then maybe you can come to my place and play videogames, and we can eat nachos.

Never put my credit card info on that piece of shit system, nor do I use it besides an expensive bluray player, but will be taking advantage of these free shitty vidja gaymz they'll be giving away for free.

"O hay, your credit card info might be with someone and we told you 7 days late, also you won't be able to play for a month, but hay, here's some old vidja gaymz for free."

The Simpsons, much like every one of these jokes, is way too old and isn;'t really that funny anymore.

I say we salvage this garbage for ponies.

I Zak Iarih, agree with OP

>>95452073
>implying anything can be "too old"

UNABLE TO CONNECT TO NETWORK, HUH?!

I'LL SHOW YOU UNABLE TO CONNECT TO NETWORK!

>>95451886
>>95451900

oh my diddly doodly!

worst thread ever
just kidding this is pretty funny

>>95452073
Kill yourself.

Greetings men, might I trouble you for a game?

>>95451996
Go to sleep Tom.

chanarchive.org
>this thread has received 1 of 5 requests needed to trigger archival.

And now, hall of famer Whitey Ford is coming out onto the Internet, trying to bring the Playstation fanboys... some kind of sanity...

And a barrage of troll threads knocks Whitey Ford unconscious...

>>95451648
10/10

Yeah she made us march in that Sony Pride Parade

>I really hope the PSN comes back up soon so that Bart can play. There's something about flying a kite at night that seems so unwholesome.

Hello mother dear...

Feels like im playing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all

No online? That's a bloody outrage, that is! I'm taking this all the way to the vice president!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOY! MR VICE PRESIDENT!

KEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!

Blow up the Network

my game is off tonight, someone do this one as well.

>>95452250

This is a black day for fanboys

This is gold, someone archive it please

Woah, slow down McBain. Play too much vidya and you won't make it past 50.

>Oh come on, live a little.

Haha nope. I got me a future. My Xbox Live subscription ends in 2 days, and I'm going to travel the world with my with playing PS3 everywhere we go. Here, now if I just...

*Pulls out gun, shoots black guy*

I... I'm not going to make it

>Oh don't talk crazyyyy

No, McBain... please... just promise me one thing....


... Get... Geohot....
>GEOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!

I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a Sony Fanboy or Sony Fanboys in the house!

Awww man, I'll never get that lobster harmonica. Guess I'll try for that copy of Half Life 2 Episode 3.

>>95452073
>filtered the shit out of ponies on /co/
>Give /v/ another chance
>More ponies

10/10. But I feel better knowing you're a troll and aren't serious.

It's pretty obvious that the entire "staff" of 4chan from mods to moot, do not give a shit about this website. I hope to see it finally shutdown soon. If not it'll probably fall apart on it's own. This post is in hopes that it happens. Also hey faggots, this board has tons of users. None of them are the same or care where you post. There's a tv board...post in video games just because this is the board you found first or whatever the fuck. Yes your logic makes sense. This isn't total faggotry. It does give way to nice trolling grounds though. Here's to 4chon.

>I'll just check out how PSN is doi-

...

>nope.

>>95452373

The best.

>I'm going to return my PS3 now that PSN is down.

I don't wanna hear it McBain. Here at Sony, we patiently wait for PSN to come back online-

>*SHOOTS SONY GUIDEBOOK*

>Bye book.

Can I ask you, is it true you once went 96 hours without psn on a PS3?

Oh yes, it was horrible I tell you. By the end I thought I was a casual of some kind.

>>95452480
900 Dollarie dues?!

I didn't approve these charges on me credit card!

PLAYSTATION!

>>95452369
>>95452369

This is one of the weirdest scenes in Simpsons, ever. Still freaks me out...

WTF is he doing out there??? Flying a kite in night? Why??

According to my calculations, PSN won't go down for another 24 hours.

>>95452611

It's about Sony, it's about PSN. Last I checked that's vidya related. Fuck off, moron.

>meanwhile at Sony

At least I still have TF2...

NO GAMES. ONLY KHLAV KALASH.

14 CARAT NETWORK

Sony... Sony!
Kids, that's not very nice
Mom, they're a professional games company, they're used to this kind of thing, it rolls right off their back!

>>95452749
Yes except someone tried to talk about PSN and everyone in the thread raged about it being a simpsons thread. Maybe read the shit you defend. That or you're a participant in this thread and just an idiot yourself.

Yes

The PSN a fine service and I am happy to be a part of it.

>"Don't worry folks, we'll find your games."

>"Our online service!"

this is now /v/ general

>>95452839
proof that tripfags are gay

ps has no games

>>95452839

Would you rather have generic Sony-bashing thread #34983 or a genuinely amusing Simpsons thread?

*Xbox? What are you doin here?*

*I never touched your network Playstation I swear*

*Here's your water xbox*

*PSN I didn't ask for no water, Playstation she's lyin I swear. I didn't do nothin!*

>Serve's you right, you Sony fanboys!

>Over here at Xbox is where it's really at!

>>95452839

blibbity blobbity!

> ham !cunMMY1AC2

biggest faggot to ever grace /v/

Krusty at E3

>>95452839

nobody likes you cunt

Don't troll PS3? I'LL TROLL WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE!

Come on, it doesn't have any games, it's just standing there. It's gonna do something. And you know it's gonna be goooood.

Hello, my name is Mr. Sony. I believe you have online service for me.

OK Mr. Sony, how do you protect your users' private data?

....I don't know.

Well your story is very compelling, Mr. Jackass, I mean PS3-user. So I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter.

>>95452839
Fuck off tripfag.

>"Bob's a PC Gamer! Hey Bob we need a 8th to play against Sony!"

>"Sony! Urggh"

>>95452925

Don't look at him.

N?!

What does N stand for?! No online services?!

>>95451617
lrn2"Eye on Springfield"

I know you can read my thoughts boy

NO GAEMS NO GAEMS NO GAEMS NO GAEMS NO GAEMS NO GAEMS NO GAEMS NO GAEMS NO GAEMS

As much as I enjoy a good lashing against Sony, the worst Japanese company to exist, I'm afraid this isn't video games related enough.

Thanks for making me Rofl though. ^.^

>>95452973

>That PS3 ain't right I tell you whut.

>>95453107
JUST DON'T LOOK!

>>95453154

Remember when this happened? I sure do. Boy, do I wish it'd happen again.

Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games. Games.

Dad, we did something very bad!
Did you wreck the car?
No.
Did you hack the PS network?
Yes.
But the car's okay?
Uh-huh.
All right then.

As if I care or use this trip enough to get any flack. I just took all of my fucks and put them in a box, so as to keep them in my possession.

No Games!
No Online!

It works on so many levels!

Hack it again.

>>95453165
Now that's a clean burning network, I tell you what!

How relevant.

DUKE... NUKEM..

GOD, WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.

SONY! TIME HAS RAVAGED YOUR ONCE USEFUL BRAND NAME.

Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against PC gamers?
Moe: No!
(The lie detector buzzes, indicating a lie.)
Moe: Okay, maybe I did, but I didn't shoot them!
(The lie detector dings, indicating the truth.)
Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I've got an awesome game tonight! (buzz) Good game. (buzz) Gaming with friends. (buzz) Gaming alone. (buzz) Fapping alone. (buzz) Alright! I'm just going to sit at home and cause arguments on gamespot! (buzz) on /v/. (ding) Now, would you unhook this already, please?! I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! (buzz)

I don't have the picture but I'm surprised
>no beer and no online make homer go something something

or a variation of that

So..go ahead and say your line
>But Conan theres much more I can do besides th-
THE LINE
>....PS3 has no gaems
>*Audience roars with laughter*
All right folks we'll be back after the break
>*Music starts Conan plays psn*
>Bartman has joined the game
No only I may play online.
>Bartman has disconnected

Go on Sony, log onto your network.

>"Your guilty conscience may move you to buy Nintendo , but deep down you long for Sony to cut online services, brutalize pirates, and rule you like a king. That's why I did this, to save you from yourselves."

>>95453397

>>Sit perfectly still, only I may play Kinect

this is great.

>>95447512
haha oh you...
PSN is free, therefore most if not all PSN gamers did not have their credit/debit card attached to their account.
With Xbox you pay to play but it's worth it for the features and support/services.

fullretard.jpg

inb4 xbox fanboy, I own both PS3 and Xbox.

You told me this PS3 would be playing games and blurays every day, but look at it! Just lying there, struggling to breathe!

>... Eh.

This thread is just, oh I love you /v/!

use as you wish

<insert Gabe joke here>

>>95453601
>I develop episode 3 with a rag on a stick

>mfw /v/ has the best pseudo-simpsons threads

Ace Attorney 5

Turnabout Sony

-May 9th, 2011-

TESTIMONY

Sony: "We realize that this is inconvenient to all PS3 owners."
Sony: "Please entertain yourself some other way. There are several offline games for the PS3 you can play!"

Mia: "Nick! There is a glaring contradiction in that previous statement!"

>generic Sony hate thread #568

Just thinkin about her - sweet games - i touched her - sweet games

>>95453636

>>95453636

WHERE'S MY PSN! WHERE'S MY PSN! WHERE'S MY PS-DO'H

No PSN and no games make homer something something

>"Uhh, Miss Hoover? I don't think I can prevent paying customers from using online services. I think it's wrong."

>"Okay Lisa, I respect your moral objection."

WHAT'S THIS? "VIDEO GAMES?" WELL I DON'T NEED THOSE, BECAUSE I'M PLAYSTATION THR--

>BRRRRZZZZZZTTTTT

Oh my god, this thread. I haven't lol'd this hard at teh 4chonz since I was newfag. Which was like, last weekend.

I love this thread

NEED MOAR ARCHIVE REQUESTS.

chanarchive.org

/v/ in a nutshell

>>95453805
fuck you man I was trying to come up with something good for that... bravo, I do say

>>95453895

>heh.. heh.. yeah.. games

Sony have you seen my games?

>>95453781
finally someone, just need a picture
>>95453387

>>95453794

"Hmmm, Two independent thought alarms in one day. The children are too mentally stimulated. WILLIE, REMOVE ALL THE PROFESSOR LAYTON GAMES FROM THE CLASSROOMS"

"ACH! I TOLD YE! THOSE GAMES WERE FORGED BY LUCIFER HIMSELF!"

All PSN members are free to leave whenever they like.

Oooh, the fanbois are mad at me! I’m so scared! Oooh, the fanbois! Uh-oh, the fanbois are going to get me!

Mr. Burns: [holding a PS3 controller] We'll Play the PS3! Log in!
Smithers: But sir, it has no a onl...
Mr. Burns: [takes out a pistol] I said, "Log in."

archieve this shit
this is gold

>>95453990
You call that an online network? THIS is an online network

But that's PSN

Online games? What's are online games?

WHAT A CRAPPY VIDEOGAME!

>>95454176

YOU'VE RUINED OUR E3 PRESENTATION!

>>95453969

>>95454131

I see you've played Lonely Gamey before!

DAAAAAAAAAAAAD YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION IS STUCK IN THE PSN NETWORK

AHHHHHH DELETE IT OFF DELETE IT OFF

PHHEEEEWWW

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD IT'S STUCK IN THERE AGAIN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>95454259
>I see you've played No GAEMS before

http://chanarchive.org/

VOTE THIS SHIT UP AND ARCHIVE IT

>this thread

PSN HACK ACTIVATED

"Hey, cool console!"

"Its not online, can't find my server..."

I NEEDS GAMES TO LIVE, GAMMMMMEEESS!!!!!"

>HEY HEY! HUH-HUH-HUH-HU-HU-HUH!

>We couldn't get our regularly programmed PSN today, but we've got the next best thing! Xbox Live!

>roll Xbox Live footage

>...

>WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT CRAP!

Milhouse: Remember the time he took down PSN? And you lied and said Playstation never had a network. Then why did I have login details, Bart? *Why did I have login details?*

>>95454667

Forgot pic.

>>95454667

lawl

Look, boy, now I'm offline...[hops over the line]
Now I'm online...offline! online!
I get it, Dad.
offline! online!
Homer, that's enough!
offline! online! [gets punched] Ow!
Here at sony we don't tolerate that kind of crap, Sir!

I'm guessing the slowdown in traffic is due to everyone trying to keep their sides together.

Yo dudes awesome online
GASP ITS XBOX360
*Cue dance music*
Moove

>>95453711
So, Mr. Sony, why did you keep your customer's credit card information so easily accessible?

...

Mr. Sony, your silence will only serve to incriminate you further.

... No! Mr. Sony, don't take out your anger on me! Mr. Sony! Mr. Sony! Mr... NOOOOOOOO!

Meanwhile at Nintendo...

"Play some PSN after school?"

>>95454984
Dramatization, may not have happened

You have a fully secured and hacker-proof network, haven't you, Mr Sony?
Shut up, boy!

>Somebody played these video games. And I'm going to find out!

>>95454984

>>95455249

I lol'd.

This thread is fucking gold.

>Where have you been?

Out playin on PSN

>No you haven't, you've been out gallivanting around with that floozy of a 360 of yours,haven't you? Haven't you?!

dont have the DENTAL PLAN

one but here goes

>So have you been playing online this month?
um...yes?
>why must you turn my thread into a place of lies

psn wut

Kaz Hirai, why have you forsaken me?

Ok Homer in case the PSN EVER goes down you press this button so it;ll reboot in a matter of minutes, are you paying attention?

Trust me. I know what I'm doing.

You don't get it Marge, these hackers are the best! They just managed to break into Sony's most guarded network!

>Mr. Simpson, we all have nosebleeds

>all good things come to an end and so does 4chanarchive.
>we take no more new archival requests, instead please visit chanarchive.org from now on.

>for those who haven't heard yet: chanarchive.org is the new archive for 4chan.
>4chanarchive will remain as long as people are visiting, but all threads archived here will also be available at chanarchive.org.
there is also a faq.

>>95455830
Yeah, yeah. Push the button. I got it.

Oooh, a side...


>image limit
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>95455990

It's already archived:

>I propose we take all of our money, and invest it in Sony. (4chan /v/)
>archived 30 minutes ago, moving to permanent archive in 7 days.

>>95455990

But chanarchive is so much shittier than good old 4chanarchive.

>>95452398
Come gather 'round /v/,
It's high time ye learned,
'Bout a system with no Online
And the fails of Sony.

our cards got stolen,
by hackers and theives
This is the last straw on their part,
we must now leave sony

(later)

So we'll march to GameStop,
And trade in our consles,
for ones with some online,
so at last, we can play games.>>95452398