ads

>playing baseball with friends in the backyard
>dude scores a hit, goes straight the window
>ball obliterates my MG Wing Zero Custom to oblivion
>mfw

>House is being repaired.
>BANG! BANG! BANG! CRASH!
>mfw my giant LEGO mecha is one the floor in pieces.

>friend sees this on shelf and says.
>cool..is that Rick Hunter's Veritech!

>taking a sketching and drawing course
>use revoltech gurren lagann as reference
>some walks up to me and says
>"nice transformer"
>mfw

>>2095308
Well is it?

>Brother's looking at my collection
>Asks to pick up Gattack
>Say yes
>After he's done he places him atop the television
>Immediately tell him to put him somewhere else, as a bump can easily knock him down
>"Okay"
>To which he bumps into the desk, knocking Gattack over, and ultimately plummeting to the hardwood floor below

>Another instance, a day after I received Canaan
>Place her in front of my television
>Brother's visiting again
>He hooks up his 360
>Leave the room to make some dinner
>Come back
>He knocked her to the floor, breaking the shoulder

I don't really rage, but I came really close both those times.

>Friend decides to eat french fries in my room
>Friend struggles to open a packet of ketchup
>Ketchup squirts and lands on my row of figmas
>mfw

I raged afterward, threw his ass out, and never heard from him again.

>>2095475
Wow, you're not a pretentious dickwad at all.

>>2095475
Given how many times you've hot-glued them, what difference does a little ketchup make.

>>2095475
You do know that they don't dissolve in water, right?

>>2095479
Have YOU ever tried to masturbate to something that smells like ketchup?

>>2095479
>>2095476

You would have done the same if you would have seen his face. pic related.

>>2095482
Surely we're all fat enough here to admit that ketchup is an aphrodisiac to us?

>get glorious Jurassic Park T-Rex
>feel like king of the schoolyard
>friend comes over to play and goes right for the T-Rex
>drunk with power, snatch the T-Rex away from him and tell him he'll just break it
>starts crying and calls his mom
>mom bitches me out for being selfish and never lets him come over again
>lose friend forever
Feels bad, man.

>Oh no, my figure's neck is broken!
>Oh shit, she is headless!
>Brother calls me "Henry VIII"

>Go to local import store
>Figuarts Deneb for $50
>Figuarts Kabuto for $85
>Figma Cheerleader Mikuru for $60
>Someone else walks in
>He buys all 3

>>2095513
>SHF Deneb cheaper than Kabuto
What the FUCK?

>>2095521
The thing that really weirded me out was the fact that Deneb was actually MARKED UP from $35 CAD and they just put the $50 sticker over top of it.
>captcha: Blames saving
Oh wow.

>notice my Energon Omega Supreme's head is on the ground
>too lazy to pick it up
>keep noticing it for days
>always too lazy to pick it up
>eventually step on it and break one of the arms/antenna off
>fuck my laziness...

>Walk into Forbidden Planet in England
>See Rei Bandaged Revoltech in glass case
>"Hmmm, that looks interesting. How much is it?"
>My Face When £50

>>2095529
>Forbidden Planet
>England

Well, there's your problem right there.

>>2095526
Serves you right, Dumb ass.

>>2095513
>He buys all 3

why.png

>>2095540
Because he wanted them?

>>2095542
Obviously, but paying almost 200 bucks for 3 toys?

>>2095545
>implying we don't do that

>buy cheap star wars toys advertised on the box as being able to make sounds
>fine print inside
>need 'special sound stand' to use 'sound chips'
>i can't find a 'special sound stand' in any store
>m4w bag of sound chips and no stand

also

>buy earthworm jim toy
>lose head because it has a spring ejection
>buy same toy again
>lose head
>repeat 4 more times
I blew $25 buying multiple because the head kept getting lost or chewed by dogs.
Weird thing is I can't find /any/ of them now.

>>2095554
>>lose head because it has a spring ejection

>>2095563
what anime is that?

>>2095554
My Earthworm Jim suffered the same fate ;_;

>>2095574
mistudomoe
don't know which episode (but not the first one)

>>2095563
Mitsudomoe

Fucking fridges, why are you so heavy.

>>2095574
Mitsudomoe.

>>2095554
You shoulda just gone to the bait shop and hit up the craft store for some googly eyes

>buy magazine
>it's packaged with a boxed freebie
>go home, open box
>no freebie
>MOTHERFUCKER

Both the magazine and the box were sealed when I purchased, so there has to be some klepto worker in the store. They wouldn't refund me either, the bastards.

Pic related.

>Room fulla shelves.
>Shelves fulla stuff.
>Live in SoCal.
>Inevitable earthquake.
>Dominoes. Dominoes everywhere.

>>2095554
Sounds like you're talking about the Episode I commtech stuff. The chips were built into the stands. Unless someone removed them for some reason, or you're talking about something else.

Checking 4 or 5 different stores and don't find a single thing you have been looking for. seriously that pisses me off. the Target nearest to me as the new Duke and Storm Shadow in large numbers but no Snake Eyes or Shock Troops and every other store doesn't have anything other than winter Destro. fucking hate san diego some times.

also searching a bunch of stores don't find what you're looking for and then decide to check the store closet to you last and there are tons of the one spent the whole day looking for.

>>2095856
I was actually really worried about this too, but turns out I have to move anyway for my job. Now I can stop worrying about the earth opening up to swallow all my Figuarts!

> Buy indie heroes The Maxx ,
> notice that the Pink Izz floating stand is alittle bent,
>the damn thing looks like its pliable
>Snap the thing in two instantly!

>shelves full of bionicles
>dad decides to move furniture
>moves the shelf with my bionicles in it
>they all fall and break
>mfw

>>2095786
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1BAScIv3Xw

You're not missing much.

This whole thread is making me lol like a mother fucker.

I love you all.

here's mine
>like, 9-10 years old at the time
>have awesome husky littlest pet shop set.
>kid next door insists on playing with my favourite one, the brown one with white spots
>let her, have been taught to be courteous
>she winds up scraping his eyes off by accident
>favourite husky now hideously mutilated blind thing
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Now that I am older and capable of detailed painting, I've considered painting his eyes back on for when I donate most of my old stuff when I move. Hopefully that goes well, and he can be someone else's favourite.

The only thing that's really made me rage is some guy who I saw pick up a Ryoko Asakura Nendoroid at an expo and asked the stall owner "Is this Konata Izumi?"

> Buy AC Cloud with Bike when it was released
> Take it out and play with it, everything seems fine
> Take it out again to pose it on the bike, leg snaps off
> Look at hip ball joint, completely stuck and unfixable
> Put back in box and on a shelf and wonder what could have been.

>>2095985
I usually rationalize that as 'they were probably just looking for one to get for their friends' birthday'.

>>2095985
only difference between those two moeblob is hair color wouldn't blame him. you damn weaboo faggot.

>Robin toy goes missing from my collection
>Find it with both hands missing.
>Puzzled, throw it back in with other toys.

>One day find green hands underneath couch.
>Get excited. Grab Robin from collection
>Realize plastic stubs have been bitten off the ends.
>The hands can never go back into Robin's wrist.

>Came back from Taiwan Last week
>Bought Nami and Boa Hancock figurine
>Noticed how both figure's feet don't match the stand
>Realize counterfeit
>Should have held back and bought the C.C. Figure back here which is much better

I'm not as mad about the Boa Hancock as it looks Mid Quality for a Counterfeit. But I want the Nami out of here since its taking up room space more for the future. Lesson Learnt: Don't buy shit outside of Japan and maybe local legit stores. And always hold back.

>Is surprised with cable box while at work
>Some figures are sitting on my TV
>Cable Guy could care less, picks up Rin, and drops her down, breaking her bow off.
>Thanks dick.

>Bought Nendoroid Lion Saber from a local shop
>back home, open the box
>notice the lack of tiny plastic stand
>tell the shop keeper about it
>he insist that everything is inside and there is no such stand
>argue a bit with that old fart
>still don't want to help me contact the supplier to get me a stand replacement

I never EVER buy from that shop again.

My 7 year old cousin had his 7th birthday last year. I gave him a 100(?) dollar Knex roller-coaster. I thought it was okay because his older brother liked bionicle and lego. I gave it to him because it was the holy grail of my youth.

His reply was, exactly this.

"I have not been teached how to follow instructions yet."

>>2096055
How the fuck can you not follow instructions? My seven-year-old sister can follow instructions fine.

I honestly would have punched him and took the toy back and built a fucking sweet roller coaster and combined my Ferris wheel set to make something awesome.

>Order toys from BST to be delivered to my dorm over break
>Come back and no package
>Find toys sitting on the counter of the reception area
>Girl behind counter has no idea what they are or who they belong to
>tl;dr - mail opened, contents taken
>shitting my pants because I have $60 worth of Star Wars figures coming

>>2096055
>>2096064
>>2096067
Or you could...ya know...show him how to read the instructions, letting you play with a fun toy and sharing a bonding moment with a family member?

>Indiana Jones figure drops his minuscule gun on my floor.
>The cleaning ladies have been told to never go in my room, especially when my door is closed.
>They decided to come in my room to vacuum not only while my door was closed but while I was in bed sleeping before work.
>Hit my bed several times with the vacuum, knock my katana over and vacuum up the gun.
>mfw

They also break at least one of my mother's things whenever they come to clean.

>Friend is having garage sale
>Told him that I'll donate some old toys
>Friend went to my house to pick up the box
>Next day I can't find MY box of toys
>Friend came, saying that my donation got "sold out" pretty quick
>Asked him what were the toys there
>Friend mentioned Spiderman, some schoolgirl chick, Optimus Prime & Deadpool..and sold them for 50 cents each
>Emotional Beatdown

Pic is the Deadpool I USED to own T_T

>>2096081
That's what you get for having incompetent people in charge of cleaning your stuff.

>Party at my Apartment
>Forget to lock my bedroom door
>Drunk girl wanders in
>Picks up my MG Ez8, drops it, and is so startled when it breaks into pieces that she steps on the head, crushing it.
>Comes crying to me saying she's sorry she broke my Voltron
My face is:
>confused because I don't have any Voltron
>then horrified that it was probably a Gundam model
>then too pissed off to emote because I realize a drunk girl has been in my room breaking things.

>>2096088
>ML Deadpool sold for 50 cents.
>50 cents

>>2096112

Please tell me you saved it and tried to rebuild it and use it as a battle damaged one.

>doing prac teaching at a high school
>get my own desk since im there for 3 weeks
>take in Figma Nagato to sit in the corner of my desk
>next day, she is reposed
thats cool, i expected and secretly wanted people to pose her while i was awa...
>her book is missing
>tear desk apart
>no book
HOLY SHIT, THIS ISNT EVEN IN A CLASSROOM ITS THE FUCKING STAFFROOM.
I EXPECT THIS FROM CHILDREN, NOT FUCKING ADULTS. HOW HARD IS IT TO RESPECT OTHER PEOPLES PROPERTY ENOUGH TO NOT LOSE SHIT.

now my yuki just sits, a closed book in her hand, staring off into nothingness, wondering where her book is.

>>2096112
You left out the bit about the drunk apology blowjob.

...please tell me you left that bit out.

>>2096112
>Ez8
At least she didn't destroy a good one.

>>2096129
>closed book in her hand
>wondering where her book is.
Huh...

>>2096136
Yuki comes with an open book and a closed one.

>>2096136
well see, she has an open book and a closed book.
you cant read a closed book.

>get brand new toy
>open it
>there is an unsightly plastic deformation or stray paint you couldn't possibly see from the box

>>2096142

Check out some local craft stores, they have little tiny doll things there. Maybe you can find her a new book.

Here's one that always makes /toy/ rage.

I used to know this little shit up the road. His family were filthy rich and he was a pussy. So we'd meet up and play with his toys and I'd always ask to borrow the coolest ones and he was all ways too willing to let me otherwise I wouldn't be his friend.

Naturally, every time he asked for them back, I insisted he either never leant them to me, that I'd given them back, or, if he saw his toys in my house, that I'd bought me own and that he must've lost his.

He went nuts over that big Buzz Lightyear toy that came out with the first movie. Got it for his birthday. I borrowed it about a week later and destroyed it and just told him it got stolen by some other kids in school (I went to a different school). Cried like a bitch.

He moved away eventually. Never got a single toy back, I think.

>>2095856
No they definitely came with just the chip and the toy and the thing to play them was seperate.

>>2096151
Wow, you're a fucking prick.
What the hell is wrong with you?

>>2096154
Nothing. I just knew how to get a ton of free toys.

>Have revlotech/figma collection on desk because it's too small for me to justify buying a case for them
>jerkass cat starts knocking them over every morning to wake me up
>constantly whack him with the TV remote, but he continues to do it
>finally get a detolf and believe I'll never have to search under desk for missing parts/repose all my figs every morning again.
>jerkass cat figures out how to open detolf and knocks everything on the bottom two shelves down every morning
>be forced to duct tape detolf closed
>OPs pic is mfw so very much...

>>2096162
I had a cat a few months ago, she pissed on my chogokin drossel

>>2096055
Honestly, you should have seen it coming. Never think about yourself while buying something for someone else, specially if there's a generation gap.

>pose Figuarts Gills Exceed doing a big scissor-kick
>Satisfied with pose
>Put him on shelf
>3 days later take everything down for cleaning
>Notice he's missing the fin from the raised leg
>re-arrange all furniture in bedroom, clean under bed, vacuum-and-stocking trick
>nothing

>>2096162
im sorry, but its impossibly for a cat to open a detolf. there is no spring mechanism, there is no leverage for the cat to swing open the door, the handle is two meters up and the magnets holding the door closed are considerably strong.

your cat cannot open a detolf.

>>2096151
best be fuckin trollin

>>2096151
Stealing from a little kid and destroying his toys?
That's not cool, man.

>>2096185
You have clearly never owned a cat.

Speaking of stealing toys...

>In preschool
>Need to go to the bathroom but have a mini Pound Puppy (I named him Milk)
>Don't want to take it in with me
>Leave it on backpack
>Come back to find it gone
>MY FAVORITE POUND PUPPY GODDAMN
>Teachers are bitches and tell me it's my fault I lost it

But wait.
>2 years later
>Talking to new friend on the bus, claims this one girl showed it to her while bragging she stole it
>ALL OF MY FUCKING RAGE
>My friend and I find girl and demand my Pound Puppy back
>She starts crying and gives it back
>It really is the same one, the eye has the same scratch and everything
>Happy I finally got Milk back
>Eventually forget about it ever getting stolen

BUT WAIT!
>In high school, friends with a guy whose sister's friend is same girl
>Sister apparently claims I'm a bitch because girl told her I stole HER puppy
>Guy tells me the story during one of the last days of high school, thinks it's hilarious
>I'm considered a bitch because of a goddamn tiny stuffed puppy that was mine to begin with
>forgotten RAGE emerges

I still have Milk and will never get rid of him. Pic related -- the one circled is the same one.

>>2096208
Just imagine anon, if you had simply taken it to the bathroom with you, the worst that could have happened is a dropped-in-toilet story.

>>2096208
I d'awwed the whole way through this...

>>2096208
I lost such a handful of toys when I took them with me to elementary school and they got stolen. Congrats on getting yours back.
>hero tratexed

>sister's boyfriend visiting
>is a nigger
>comes in
>looks at my shit
>"Oh hey mandat mazingurr bro you got some cool shit dude"
>Picks up expensive as fucking Soul of Chogokin Mazinger Z to just fiddle around with
>Silent entire time
>He prattles on about how much he loved Shin Mazinger
>A few minutes later he leaves
I had to eBay the damned thing afterwards. Now I just make sure all my shit is out of reach before he comes over

>>2096190
i have two cats and two detolfs.
your story is physically impossible or your detolf is broken as fuck.

>>2096230
6/10, I almost raged

>>2096230
...did he break it? Why didn't you just say something like "oh man Mazinger was pretty awesome but that guy's real fragile, here check out this other one"?

>>2096230
Were you mad because he left the smell of your sister's snatch all over your figures after handling them?

>>2096230
I know how you feel man. I got mixed race parents. I never let any of my nigger cousins play with my toys ever.

>>2096185
>>2096231
Your cats must be retarded or really freaking lazy then.
I've had cats who've been capable of and indeed often did open: Refrigerators, cabinets with child safely locks(the spring loaded type that you only have to press down on, but child safety locks none the less), and sliding windows.
Only thing they can't operate are things that require rotating to open (standard door knobs, jars, ect).
There is more then enough of a gap in a detolf door for a cat to gain purchase and yank it open.

>>2096240
Broken? No, but the thing was tainted. It's just how niggers are, everything they touch turns to shit and you can't get rid of that taint.

>7th Birthday
>Brand fucking new Optimus Prime, Expensive as shit
>Parents make me invite that kid because his parents are divorced and he's all fucked up
>I'm playing with it
>He goes to my mother and DEMANDS to play with it
>He gets it for THREE WHOLE HOURS
>Mother picks him up
>He promises my mom he would return it tomorrow despite my repeated protests
>My mom drives me over to his house the next day
>Completely new fucking family says that they moved in 3 hours ago.

MY FUCKING FACE BAYLOR YOU MONSTROUS FAGGOT.

>>2096262

>Take the No-Buy January Challenge on /toy/
>Declare the only toy I know about (Generations Deluxe Prime) coming out in January, intent on keeping my word
>Later that day, see American-release Shinken-Oh in the toy aisle.
>mfw

Also:
>>2096185
>your cat cannot open a detolf.

You may be incorrect, good sir. As with some other Ikea products, it's possible to get into a hurry (or just be retarded, whatever) while putting it together so that it juuuuuuust slightly doesn't work quite right.

Case in point: One of my own Detolfs. I was in a hurry when I assembled mine, so now the door closes at an angle you'd never guess was there, except one of the magnets really likes to pop apart.

If my cat were interested, she could probably figure out a way to pop the door open. This guy may have had a similar situation.

Also, as a skeptic with no history of superstition, I've seen the results of pets getting up to some pretty bizarre shit.

>>2096240
>>2096243
>>2096245
Holy crap /toy/. You really are the nicest board there is.

I'm very impressed by your naivety; totally in a good way though.

Also, nasty troll is nasty; keep the blind racism to the shitty boards, please.


The only thing relevant to the thread that I can think of at the moment is the BRS Animation Version that came broken in multiple places (With EMS shipping), but I have plenty of childhood things that I am too tired to write out/too traumatised to relive.

>>2096265
What kind of retard parent would let a kid take their child's toy away with them? I'm not sure I believe this story.

> Posing my first models on my desk shelf, some gundam and macross gunpla.
> My mother walks in and picks up the most delicate one.
> "Ohh nice monste-" SNAP
> Give 5 minute lecture on asking before touching things belonging to other people.

My mother understands tells me she collected movie monsters as a girl.

> Posing toy of some anime miko on my desk.
> Step-dad walks in, begins to oogle, picks her up and looks under her plastic dress.
> "Hey do her clothes come off too-" SMASH.
> Accidentally drops her, fumbles a catch and ends up sending her into my gunpla.
> Give 5 minute lecture on asking before touching things belonging to other people.
> "Oh it's no big deal, some crazy glue will fix this right-" SNAP

Step-dad does not get it.

> Move out.
> Put figures and toys where ever I want.
> Parents come over for dinner.
> Time to leave.
> Step-dad is waiting in my entryway.
> He reaches for a Revoltech.
> Slap his hand away.
> gives me a hurt look.
> MFW

>>2096281
The kind of parent who feels responsible that there is one shithole kid that will probably be forever alone because his dad got 2 women pregnant at the same time and ran away from both and left both of the mothers broken wrecks.

That shit got away with anything he wanted, even blatant racism in front of the teachers.

>>2096286
Your parents were still retarded. My folks have always attracted waifs and strays, but they never forgot that their first duty was to their own kids.

>>2096286

And he will never have a real friend.

Or a real lover

And when he dies, no one will care.

Does that help? Because its true. You can physically feel your revulsion when those people come near you. They do not have to look gross. They need not smell. But they are rotten inside, and everyone knows.

>>2096299
That's what a lot of people don't realise when they think they're helping those idiots: they're really not helping. They're just setting that child up for an adulthood of loneliness.

>brought a handful of War Planets figures to class
>teacher takes them away, says I can get them back at the end of the year
>End of the year, ask for my god damn toys back
>She says she threw them away
>MFW

I know I shouldn't play with toys in class, but that does not give you the right to toss my shit in the bin you cunt.

>Leave all my toys standing around in random poses on various desks and shelves in the house
>Make it no secret that my former job was shooting at people to make them go away
>None of my toys are manhandled

Of course, I frequently buy toys to give them away...

>read thread
>am reminded of when My first Transformer, THUNDERCRACKER, was stolen.

I'm buying another gun. Twenty years is approaching the deadline for murdering someone.

>>2096265
>BAYLOR

Shit, son. I wouldn't trust a kid with such a stupid-ass name.

>>2096310
When I was in 2nd grade, my friend had his new SP taken away from him 2 weeks after he got it. The teacher said he could get it back at the end of the year.

End of the year comes, she doesn't even tell him what she's done with it, she just screams in his face she doesn't know what he's talking about.

He gets off the bus crying and went and told his mom, who was fucking furious. She stormed up to the school and got the principal.

They show up at her door to find her fucking kid, with [the friends] SP in hand, playing [friends] copy of Pokemon, sitting next to a pile of confiscated transformers, pokemon cards, beyblades, and candy.

Bitch got hers.

>>2096355
wow that is all kinds of fucked up.

>>2096355
His mother is a hero.

>>2096355
>SP
>2nd Grade

Teachers are horrible people ;-;

>>2096363
>underage b&s post all the time
>only care when they hint their age

>>2096363
This.
>>2096355
How much time elapsed between losing the SP and the end of the year?

>>2096363
2nd grade of secondary school, so age 12 or so?

The SP came out in 2003 dude.

So Kb Toys was still around a couple years back right? They had some of the dicontinued Bionicle sets. 3 boxes of Cahdok and Gahdok, one was smashed I wanted them sooo bad. Finnaly I have the money to get them, I go there, and... theyre gone. I ask the guy working about them, theyve sat there forever. He said if theyre not on the shelves, theyre gone. I asked him to check in back, he repeated himself. Dissapointed, I end up buying a GBA SP. a few days later, I go back into KB Toys. 3 Cahdok/Gahdoks. one with a smashed box. And I spent all my money. Before I even have a chance to save up again, the store is closed down within weeks.

>very first gunpla, Heavy Arms Custom
>managed to build it properly, fucking proud
>cousin comes over, he himself has the whole Endless Waltz team
>helps apply the stickers and even sands down some areas to look good
>go to dinner
>next day, gunpla nowhere to be found
>mourn
>few days later, go over cousin's house
>his HE Custom looks a bit too new
>saw HIS dusty, broken model in the bin
>fucker stole my gunpla
>steal back, never allowed into my room again

And another.

>get Blade Liger, instant favourite
>go to vacation house
>kids from nearby come over and play as usual
>see me play with the Liger and a bootleg Dibison
>short kid borrows Blade Liger, we play around
>put both on high shelf, then go outside
>soon as I come in, both are FUCKING DISINTEGRATED ON THE MARBLE FLOOR
>short kid blames ME for putting them on that shelf so he had to nudge them so they would fall into his hands
>punched kid in the face, got a tooth out

And this is why I moved on to Transformers.

>>2096368
Good 16 weeks, he got it for christmas

>>2096369
>2nd Grade of secondary school.
It depends on where he's from. American schools generally refer to grade levels up through middle school. 1-5th Grade in Elementary and 6-8 in Middle, then past that, Freshman, Sophomore, etc.

So if the guy is an American, he'd be referring to when he was 6 or 7. Judging by the fact that the box is also full of Transformers, that sounds more like it.

>>2096373
I somehow managed to read
>nigger stole my Gunpla

I know there's a drawfag in here.

I got my previously mentioned SP when I was in, or just about to be in high school. no younger than 14. I turn 23 this month.

>>2096365
Half my family is/has been teachers, and they aren't terrible people.

On the other hand, they make up such a small part of the population of teachers that any statistician would sign off on the statement that ALL teachers are terrible people without hesitation.

>Live with grandma because both parents are deceased
>She lives in a shitty neighborhood
>Not have much money for new toys
>Get regularly bullied by a jock and his rich friend just because I had a crush on his sister
>Really want popular new robot toy everyone else in class is getting
>Rich kid gets one...but FUCKING BREAKS IT.
>Rich kid throws it away because he can 'just buy another one'

Good end, though, because I managed to put it back together. Then magic alien lightning made it come alive so we could save mankind.

>>2096396
Damn Joey, that's a touching story right there...
BUT MY COFFEE NEEDS REFILLING

>>2096396
>Heroman will never get any toys aside from garage kits
>sadfrog.jpg

>Go to a local mall for a field trip for YMCA day camp
>Get taken to KB Toys to find my 2 favorite reboot >characters HACK AND MOTHER FUCKING SLASH >for only 3 bucks a piece.
>Pick them up only to have councilor tell me the only >thing we're allowed to buy is food.
>Plead I'm not hungry but still get a "tough shit" >response.

>>2096426
>go on field trip to see (and hear, duh) a lecture by a famous anthropologist
>am a ward of the state, so I only get $5 for the trip
>cheapest item in the center's restaurant costs $8

>Buy EGM, read about new Mega Man cartoon coming soon
>Miss shooting of the Double Dragon movie by a day
>starve

>Teacher ran some sort of logic quiz on the bus, said if anybody solved all of the problems, everybody would get pizza
>I solve them all
>nobody gets pizza
>starve some more

Hooray for bad memories.

>Teacher ran some sort of logic quiz on the bus, said if anybody solved all of the problems, everybody would get pizza
>I solve them all
>nobody gets pizza


....wait, what?

>>2096468

ITT:

Teachers = Dicks.

>>2096468
The lesson learned was people are bastards and should die.

I think most of 4chan learned these lessons.
>NEVER TRUST ANYBODY WITH YOUR SHIT
>YOUR PARENTS ARE STUPID FUCKS WHO THINK YOU'RE SOME SORT OF MORON SLAVE
>BITCHES AIN'T SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS

>>2096473
But, what happened?
Did they go "SORRY NO PIZZA AFTER ALL"? Did they "forget" about it?

It just feels like there's some chunk of information missing from the story, here.

>take a lego Batmobile to school, store in coat
>start to take it out to play with
>HE'S GOT A WEAPON
>OHGOD IT'S A KNIFE
>sent to councellor for months for seeming troubled

>>YOUR PARENTS ARE STUPID FUCKS WHO THINK YOU'RE SOME SORT OF MORON SLAVE

If it helps any, I'm sure a lot of those parents think their children are a bunch of useless fucks who have too little appreciation for the people directly responsible for them even being alive.

>Building the first Lego Death Star
>Starts falling apart.
>It's okay I can fix it
>Keep building
>About 3/4 finished and a piece pops of
>I kid you not, like a cartoon it fell apart one chunk at a time
>Sit there and stare at it
>RAGE
>Build it and hold the insides together with string

I haven't touched that fucker since

>Shitty power ranger sword knockoff
>favorite toy ever
>play fights
>ADD-addled friend comes over
>fight over who uses which weapon
>grudgingly let him use the sword
>warn him it's fragile so no hitting full on
>WHACK
>STOP
>WHACK
>NO
>WHACK
>he broke my sword
>whoop on him with a fake sword
>Try to keep the fragments just like Narsil on a display in my closet
>Mom throws them away

>>2096497
I got a blank stare when I brought it up later, sign enough to know it was a Romulan plot engineered solely to piss me off before I knew what to do with anger.

>>2096502
>implying you weren't an accident
I have literally saved people's lives. Yes, saved them from certain fucking death, and they're aware of it, and I do not lord it over them like I'm six. SAVED YOUR LIFE, YOU OWE ME A MILLION DOLLARS LOL. That's a more valuable deed to a person than giving birth to them. Think about it. If you were not born, would you care about it? No, because you would never have existed. If you were about to die, would you care? Most likely! It's having and losing that makes death fucking suck. Merely being born? Feh, do you think your mom got knocked up with the expressed purpose of granting you existence and intelligence with which to appreciate it.

You are not the slave of your parents. You are a goddamn human being with every right to truth and justice that all others have. To be treated with anything less is to be devalued as a person, which means your parents are worthless, and you should move the fuck out ASAP and never look back.

When I was 10 my grandma yelled at me to get my "shit" off of the table. This "shit" being all my gundam models and zoids. 5 minutes later she gets impatient and slams them all off of the table. This included my mg gp02a my first mg. All irreperable.

>>2096497
ELLO GUVNAH! Oh wait, the US was like this in the eighties and nineties too.

OH MY GOD HE HAS AN OBJECT THAT MAY BE A GUN, KNIFE, BOMB, OR SOME UNHOLY FUSION OF THE THREE! SURELY HE WILL SLAY US ALL! RUN, LEST WE PERISH! THE MIGHTY CHILD WILL BATHE IN OUR BLOOD!

>Friend brought his new Wolverine toy to school
>Fascinated and was excited to play with it since Wolverine was hands down one my favorite character from X-men
>Asked if I can see
>Friend said no
>Go home, asked my dad if he can take me to TRU
>He asked why?
>Tell him I wanted a new Wolverine action figure
>Made a promise or a deal with my dad that if I get a 100 or something good in a test, he'll buy me it
>Eager to get a 100 and finally do get a 100
>Gets new Wolverine figure
>Bring it to school
>Same friend asked if he can play with it
>Said yes
>After school, he then asked if he can borrow it, he promised he'll bring it back the next day
>Never got my Wolverine back
>Held a grudge against that asshole for 2 years, decided to let it go after pounding his face in with a rock due to other reasons such as him being a douchebag thinking its cool to start shit with me for no apparent reason in front of his faggoty friends.
Meh, now that I think about it, it's not that bad after all.

>>2096600
you ROCK man

This one is about something that happened to my dad when he was younger. He told me this story after I was done playing with a few friends of mine, as a warning, and I thank him for it!

>Father goes to play with friend, carrying his new stuffed panda in tow
>said friend also has panda
>friend's mom fucks up his panda by attempting to clean it, leave giant iron burn in forehead
>I bet you know where this is going, /toy/.
>minidad tries to leave for dinner
>friend throws an amazing bitch-fit and his mom screams at my dad for trying to steal his panda.
>dad comes home with burnt panda, friend gets shiny new panda
>his mom asks what happened to his new panda
>minidad tells story, mom gets angry as fuck.
>mom calls house of friend and unleashes an unholy verbal bitching to friend and his mother
>dad never got panda back though :( but cut off a toy stealer from his life early on, and kept his other awesome toys.

I learned things from this. You cannot trust your friends, even good ones, when it comes to having something you want, and my grandmother fucking kicked ass!

>Paint transfer on Figma Subaru's stomach
Okay, maybe not THAT bad, but the midriff is one of the reasons I bought her.

Also,
>7 Years old
>Get the Batman action figure with retractable belt
>Chord on belt somehow unties and retracts into figure forever.

>>2096600

Man, you're so hardcore.

>>2096355

We had a teacher like that. In second grade she stole a bunch of my pokemon figures because a friend slipped out of her seat while playing with them and I caught her, but she obv. slipped out of her seat because Pokemon is the devil.

I never did get that set back, and it had the legendary birds and everything...

>Friend Lends electric car toy with windows with visible cracking
>Ask friend about cracks he doesn't answer
>Played with it gently at home
>Next day return toys,"Friend"Bitchfits about cracks blames me for causing them wants money
>Reprimanded by teacher for breaking toy in fron tof all classmates,cried my eyes out why I came out the bad guy and no one listened.

>Loved Pokemon back in the day
>Went to Japan with mom a lot and I got all the Limited Edition/Discontinued/Japan exclusive toys
>Play with them all day, every day
>Moving
>Dad throws them all away. Every single Pokemon toy I have ever owned.
>Tells me I'll outgrow them when I'm older
>Fast forward to present time
>Still love Pokemon and slowly trying to rebuild
>Thanks Dad.

>>2097137
Slash his tires, tell him he'll outgrow them when the FAA is retarded enough to let Americans fly personal aircraft in the place of cars that they already can't steer properly.

I really can't identify with toys, since I haven't gotten any gifts since I was 10, but I've seen enough to know that people are generally selfish assholes who do not consider the feelings or property of others.

On the plus side, having a shitty childhood makes you a more righteous person, for good or ill...

>terrible neighbor kids come over to my house for some reason
>being a nice kid, I show them my room and my toys
>devil children proceed to DESTROY FUCKING EVERYTHING
>younger one KICKS MY AQUA DOZER LIKE A FOOTBALL
>tell them to GTFO forever
>mom comes home, yells at me for making a mess of my room

I miss that sweet-ass Aqua Dozer of mine ;-;

This thread makes me happy to know there are others that have had shit like this go on.

I can't pick out any specific one, probably because I have rather bad memory and most of them are shrouded behind a veil of mental trauma.

I do faintly remember something like this going on.

>Get Command wolf (Hasbro Irvine blue)
>Love it to hell, best zoid ever.
>Take it and some others to a friends house.
>Play with them for a bit.
>Figure 'that's enough' and put them away.
>Friends keep going into my bag, taking them out. I keep putting them back away.
>Get frustrated.
>Friend and I fight over Command wolf, Command wolf ends up shattered and broken over floor.

The replacement one I bought never really filled the hole.

>At a family reunion with mom's side of the family
>Playing with toys at age 5
>Relative at age 6 comes and proceeds to step and break on my toys- don't know him.
>Silently rage and take him into the closest room while all the adults are watching.
>Adults hear his cries as I beat him.
>I walk out like nothing happened.
>Don't get in trouble because mom's side is chill and has "eye for an eye" mentality.
This went better than expected.

>>2095906
>bionicle
>break

like seriosly, did you waste all of 10 seconds popping all the joints back in and snapping the masks on?

>Watch Mechanical Violator Hakaider
>Lose my shit because its awesome
>Manage to pick up an S.I.C. Hakaider & Bike on eBay for around £30 shipped
>Shit takes weeks to arrive from China, start to panic thinking I've been had by some prick
>Figure arrives in perfect condition MISB
>Open that shit up and pose him on his bike, his shoulder joint crubles to dust in my hands
>Mon visage quand

Thank fuck I have years of model building to fall back on, I pinned that arm up nicely and its strong as fuck now. Oh how a raged at first ...

(as a forward, I'd like to say that I'm still in college and live with my family between semesters)

>dad comes in room
>knocks over Iron Man (first movie), shoulder pad comes off
>he puts it on Iron Man's head, then leaves without saying anything
Pic related. Someone made it in a thread I was complaining in. The shoulderpad's sideways, but I still lol'd.

>have some figures posed ontop of TV (figma Dead Master and figma Sakuya)
>mother flings open door, jumps over to see what I'm doing on my computer, shakes hardwood floor, knocking over Sakuya
>she had those little knives in her hands. Until she hit the floor.
>Spend 30 minutes finding five of the six throwing knives
I mad.

>come home from school last year
>half of my figures are sideways or facing the wall or whatever
>mysterious pain scraper and rag on shelf next to figures

>come home from party
>mom is in my room, watching my TV
>another figure I had on the TV at the time is on the floor, with a piece broken off.
>"oh yea, dad moved your TV and knocked your thing over"
>glue it back together.
>he knocks it over on two other occasions after I moved it somewhere else.

God, I can't wait to graduate and move out.

>1991
>Forced to play over at the house of some obnoxious spoiled shit because he's the only other kid in my neighborhood
>bring over Targetmaster Quake but leave his weapons, including turret, at home
>Accidentally leave Quake when I'm picked up because I hated that place
>go over next day to get toy, see shithead playing with it
>"Can I have my toy back please?"
>"No, he's mine! My parents just got him for me."
>"Then when do I have all his weapons and stat card at home?"
>"You stole my weapons! I want them back!"
>His parents ask that I never come back and to return the toy weapons

>>2095554
>Earthworm Jim
I had that toy. Except his head broke on me, twice (it was a really cheap plastic and kept breaking right near the bottom which you put into the suit)

>friend of friend is an asshole but tends to follow mutual friend to my place
> 3 G.I. Joes vanish and I have lost my wallet
>1 month later, at assholes place. His Mom finds my wallet with Id inside.
> Punch asshole
> find out hes also stolen from mutual Friend
and thats one of the many reasons I hate a lot of people

If I ever have kids (and I ain't planning on it), I'm going to be making a list and photographing any and all toys my kids take out of the house. Jesus, what was wrong with some people as kids?

That said, I wouldn't let them take toys to school at all. My goddaughter had a Beanie Baby confiscated a couple of weeks before the Christmas holidays and they forgot to give it back before the end of term. If they've lost it, they're buying a new one.

>live in dorm with friends
>come back from class
>all of my toys are fucking

It was funny once. Annoying the 10th time.

>>2097190
Start messing with their stuff every time they go out. See how funny they find it then.

>>get BRS figma
>>pose her precariously on a shelf because I am king of the faggots
>>she falls
>>her face has disappeared
>>it has vanished off the face of the earth

Goddamn where the fuck is it

>>2096542
>before I knew what to do with anger.

>goes off on long, angry-sounding tirade that makes it look like you have serious issues with your parents

So, yeah. That's clearly working out for you.

>>2097190
>go to college
>bring your toys

lol'd 10/10

I have a good one.

>Sister and I are sleeping over at my grandparent's house.
>Mom cleans the apartment while my sister and I are gone.
>Come back, almost all of my Transformers, plushies, trading cards, and everything are gone.
>Ask mom where she put them.
>She threw them all out because they weren't "girly" enough.

And.

>In daycare around the time the GBC came out.
>Playing Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons that my godmother got me.
>Kid I know pretty well asks if he could borrow the game.
>I also had Ages to play, so I lent it to him for the weekend.
>Come back on Monday, the kid had fucking moved.

God, I hate people sometimes.

>>2097209
OMG the same thing happened to me, only with Oracle of Ages. Motherfucker moved the day after I loaned it to him. Oh, and I was in middle school, not daycare.

At least I still have Seasons ;-;

>>2097187
This. I will not allow my child to make the same mistakes I did with toys and will also not put up with any fucktard family's bullshit or lose something at school.

Also no toys in the bathtub/pool except for water sanctioned toys.

> Showing people some things on the computer
> Accidental knock MG Gundam hammer off desk
> Watch as all the little spikes shoot off in different directions
> Spend the next hour moving shit to find them all

>>2097223
Correction it was the Hyper Hammer, which seems to only come with the MG G Fighter.

>>2097209

Ffffff...

I know how this is. I've had no less than 30 transformers disappear thanks to them not being girly enough.

That's not 30 in one go. That's 30 over several years. I keep buying them. Someone keeps throwing them out despite the fact I keep my door locked. I swear they're picking the lock.

>posing revoltech
>drop it
>repose it
>falls out of my hands

EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>2097234
Have you considered asking everyone in your family to stop throwing your stuff out? Either that or randomly throw their shit out.

>>2097190
Pose them in horrible sexual positions so they don't dare to do anything and just turn 360 degrees and walk back outside.

>>2097238

I have seriously never thought of the second option, though I've expressed the former several times in the past.

I've just had my GF take care of them at her place where they're safe. But teaching people a lesson in the sanctity of personal belongings is good too.

>>2097217
People are dickheads, seriously.

>>2097234
Ugh, that's awful. Nowadays I just tell my mom to fuck off without actually using those words and she leaves my shit be. Back then, though... it was torture. I mean, come on, she tossed out the stuffed talking Pikachu!

Oh! Almost forgot!

>Get N64.
>Get Banjo Kazooie. Get to that last Seasonal Forest level.
>Brother wants to borrow game to play with friend. I say no.
>Mum makes me anyway.
>Brother erases my save data so his friend can have a save space on my game.
>Rage. Replay to that level.
>Rinse and repeat. Rage grows.
>Years go by. Get a gamecube.
>Brother regularly lends my controller to his friends and ends up washing my memorycard in his pocket three times.
>Mother is still retarded. Rages whenever I hide things so he can't use them.

And yet I am still forced to let him 'borrow' things. It's so much worse now that I have a car for him to ruin.

>>2097192
>one of my roommates also has figures
>pose his stuff being massacred by my stuff
>come back
>it's the other way around now
Also I'm outnumbered. It's all three of them messing with my stuff. Normally I'd lawl but there's something about my toys having sex that makes me uncomfortable.

Especially when Deadpool is kissing someone with his mask on. KISSING DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY GODDAMMIT.

>>2097267
Start messing with their stuff in their sleep. By "stuff" I mean "asses." By "mess" I mean "gently insert unrolled condoms with a small amount of cream in the end."

>Spend hours making sure I wire up my Perfect Grade Wing Zero Custom just right.
>Test head and chest LEDs. Both light up like Christmas trees.
>Put together the back assembly and put the batteries in.
>It doesn't work.
>MFW

This thread reminds me that it's a shame there's no hell, or karma.

Me, I stress over minor mistakes I have made in the past that NOBODY else would remember or ever think about, but how many assholes have you all known who fuck shit up and steal with impunity? Probably because that shit never happened to them. If you recall the recent /co/ megathread on the bullshit of "bullying prevention" the media passes off to troll kids with....

Hm... You know, in Japanese culture, having a sense of righteousness is considered to be immature. Being hellbent for JUSTICE is a thing for kids. But then, Japanese core culture is pretty horrible.

Is there any relation to the fact that I watched Mr. Rogers and Sesame Street when I was a kid, and learned (well, what I saw reinforced what I already knew) about not being a dick to people.

Hell, even Spider-Man taught me about doing what I can, especially if nobody else can.

>>2097311

You sir, Are fucking awesome.

Also. I never realised that /toy/ had so many people with manners on it.

You can share, but you're still the primary owner of the item and thus have the ability to say when enough is enough. If I ever have kids, I'm teaching them this. It's nice to lend, but there'll be hell to pay if it doesn't come back. Nice early life lesson for credit cards and loans too.

>>2097327
I'm not awesome, I just don't think stealing from people and going out of my way to ruin their days is cool. If society deems that to be the mark of some sort of knight of justice, we truly live in the shit universe where GWB gets re-elected.

Wait...

Shit! I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! THE TIMELINE IS WRONG! FUCK, AND THIS REALITY DOESN'T HAVE WAVEFORM TRANSPORT! I'M TRAPPED!

I suppose that you should NEVER GIVE OUT WHAT YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE. Oh well, this is useless, because the lesson is learned, but the damage is already done. You can't tell your past self to hide your cool toys and claim with false ignorance that you lost them, in order to prevent some ass from stealing or breaking them.

And remember, friends, there's no shame in holding a grudge. When I was four, I knew the difference between right and wrong, easily, and I'm not a remarkable example of maturity, considering I have Skywarp and Soundwave on my desk, and am eating candy while internetting. The people who have wronged you knew full fucking well what they were doing, and if they have not come to you to make amends, then THEY ARE WITHOUT HONOR. Fuck them. You no doubt have true friends that you would do anything for, and vice versa, right? Hold onto them, fuck all of your asshole acquaintances and relatives.

>find one of those DCUC Batman re-release (you know, when you get a shitty stand and no BAF piece)
>open in car
>can't believe I have it
>put it back in the package
>lose Batarang
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I've had bad luck with Batman toys all of my life.

>>2097311
>This thread reminds me that it's a shame there's no hell, or karma.

This reminds me of that My Name is Earl episode, where a douchebag has everything and Earl wonders why karma doesn't do anything. Until he just punches him (or something like that) and then everything comes crumbling down.
tl;dr: You can deal out karma. If they steal, expose them. If they break your stuff, try to get your money worth. Of course little kids are something different.

>>2097380
The jerk bosses wife was stupid hot

>>2097380
That's not much consolation to those in this thread who have been lied upon while their false witnesses made out like bandits.

Aren't there at least five posts of "asshole neighbor kid claims I stole his toy, and his parents stole MINE, forgetting they never bought HIM anything like my toy"?

Maybe I'm lucky. Half of the people I want to kill for shit like that or worse have already killed themselves. The universe did its part and then some, I guess.

Only one I can think of. Traded a kid my extra Pokemon game (Red, I had Blue and Yellow, and my Red didn't work well which he knew, but he wanted it anyway) for a DX Turbo Megazord. I remind him "hey, it doesn't always save, so I can give you something else for it if` you want."

Not fifteen minutes after I get my Megazord home, kid's Mom comes over fucking irate about me stealing the kid's toy. I tell her "Hey, he traded me for my Pokemon game." The woman calls me a liar, takes the zord out of my hand. Never get my Pokemon Red back.

As an adult he's apparently in fucking jail, for, get this, grand theft. Big fucking surprise. Was glad I still had Blue and Yellow, at least.

>had Lost in Space movie Robot toy that did all the lights and sounds and shit
>"friend" comes over, we hang out for a bit, he leaves
>can't find the fucking Robot
>look everywhere, ask parents, they don't know
>visit "friend" later that week, we're in his room
>glace into his open closet at top shelf
>THEFUCKINGROBOT
>interrogate, says he's always had it, know he's bullshitting me
>demand it back, after long argument, he bitches to his mother
>I get kicked out, they move away at the end of the week, never get Robot back

Thus begins my still-ongoing complete lack of trust in anyone with anything I own.

What the fuck is with all these incidents involving people "borrowing" shit and moving away before you have a chance to get it back?

I mean, I can see the twisted logic behind it. Your family is moving away, you want something that someone has, you know you're probably never going to see them again, so you take it knowing you'll never have to give it back to them.

Even knowing what horrible bastards kids can be, I still somehow can't believe there quite so many total bastards out there.

>>2097477
hey! here's one that happened to me in college!

>playing Phoenix Wright JFA on break between classes.
>friend from club wants to borrow~
>ok.gif
>pester friend like the mafia to get it back after he's done.
>months go by. he moves. never returned game
>fuuuuuuuuuuuu.jpg

>>2097484
On the plus side, JFA was kind of the weakest link of the series.

>>2097487
Really? It was one of my favorites. I know I don't have that bad of taste....

>>2097498
IMO then. Last case was unbelievably good, but the rest were kind of lacking compared to the others. Not as bad as the Mask DeMasque one though.

>>2097477
I borrowed a few tapes from a friend, and then my parents abandoned me. Years later, when I had the chance to visit the part of the state my friend lived in, I made it a point to get to his house to return his property.

I once traded TMNT 4 for SNES, for Street Fighter 2 for a little while with a different friend in high school. Two days later, he hanged himself over some bullshit with his slut girlfriend. I traded SF2 for a dictionary a year later. I still have the dictionary, and I have a copy of SF2 for SNES.

I am SORELY tempted to go to his mom's house and ask if he's home so I can trade him back his game, despite my having had that game for fifteen years.

>Be four four years old
>playing with my awesome giant die-cast replica of a Dodge Charger in the back yard
>older kid grabs it and runs off
>get .45 from dad's dresser drawer
>state that I am going to get my car back
>parents almost didn't notice what I was holding, where I was going, and what I had said.

I never did get my car back... If I could remember the fucker's name, I'd bust out his windshield today.

Oh man this just came back to me.

>Am about 5 years old
>Playing with neighbor girl and going through her toy box
>"This is pretty cool!" (I don't even remember what it was)
>She tells me I can have it
>Later, go to leave
>Her mom stops me and makes me empty my pockets
>I'm confused, I didn't do anything wrong
>Her mom is pissed
>"Did you steal something?"
>I explain she gave it to me
>"STEALING IS WRONG."

I mean, what the fuck. She told her mom I stole something when she GAVE it to me and of course she didn't believe me over her daughter.

>bring pogs to school in grade 4
>have class in a portable
>recess starts and I go to look for my pogs
>they are gone
>spend the entire day addressing the class about my pog situation
>never find them
>weeks pass
>walking home from school
>notice a girl from sri lanka is playing with a container like I had
>move closer
>notice she stole my pogs
>walk home to plot my revenge
>go to school the next day
>call her a nigger in front of the class
>my teacher is from india
>kindly be told not to say that again
>mfw

>>2097513 She told her mom I stole something when she GAVE it to me
See >>2096490

If you're having bitch problems I feel bad for ya, son
I have 149 Pokemon but Oddish ain't one.

>Get some awesome Zaku (II?) figure
>Played with it all the time
>Was bored with it and took it apart
>Left it in my lunch box (Was playing with it in school)
>Dad dumps the parts in sink garbage disposal
Dad. What the fuck.

>>2097502
Heh, I think my favorite part of hat one. and the games in general, is the music.

>>2097455
I had almost the exact same thing happen to me, except it was the cast-off one.

I had that fucker, and a friend took the armor. THE ARMOR for fucks sake. What the fuck could he do with that? He also took my goddamned Planet Tek. Then his father died and he moved away.

>playing computer games
>rage, and hit the keyboard
>the entire desktop with shelves shakes and a gamepad falls on my figure, figure then falls from the desktop into the floor breaking in three pieces
> ;_;
_____________

>place all of my small figures on my piano
>cat jumps up on it
>strike
>mfw

I once let this douchebag borrow my copy of Earthbound years ago and I never got it back, apparently he "let somebody else borrow it and they never gave it back".

I STILL MAD

>Mom's friend's son and his friend are in America on some internship thing (they're orignally from Russia)
>They visit us for a couple of days around Christmas
>Mom makes me give up my room so they have a place to sleep
>Cautious because all my figures are in my room, but decide to leave them because I need to stop being paranoid. Anyway, these are polite, young Russian gentlemen
>Next day, noticed they posed my Revoltech Masamune so that his hands holding his six swords are on top of each other
>Daw, that's sweet, they posed him
>They leave
>Decide to play with Masamune
>One of his swords falls off
>Realize pose was changed to support broken sword

And just today

>Decide to dust figures
>See that tiny electrostatic duster is suddenly broken
>No one else went in my room but those guys and myself
A duster. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN TOUCH A DUSTER.

People are clumsy, stupid, lying, thieving assholes, and trying to figure out why they are and why you may not be will only lead to an aneurysm.

Lent my copy of Target: Renegade for the Spectrum to another kid who lived nearby. Never saw it again. He claims he lent it to someone else. You don't fucking lend other people's stuff out!!!

Still mad.

>No longer surprised when I discover a broken Bionicle piece.

Fucking poorly designed pieces...

>Brother lends Nintendo 64 to friend
>Friend moves
>Brother takes Wii to a party without consulting me.
>Forgets Wii
>mfw no Wii.

I got Bandai's Sailor Moon Locket (pic related) for Christmas one year, and if you don't know, it makes sounds whenever you open it or push a button inside.
Apparently this made my older sister very annoyed, and I came out of my room once to see her beating it mercilessly on the edge of a cabnet until it stopped making noise.
I approached her about it repeatedly, but she denies doing it, of course. Even now she doesn't even remember.

>looks up said locket on ebay years later
>worth $150+ in good condition

>>2097311
>Mr. Rogers
>Hells yeah
>Brofist, neighbor

>19, not in school but working, still living with parents because I can't afford to live on my own without working multiple jobs and having no free time
>Morning of the first day of the month, rent check to my parents is due
>Get checkbook, write out check for $430 and get ready to hand it to them
>Sister knocks on door, I let her in so she can tell me that a package arrived for me, but Mom is holding it hostage until I pay my rent
>Realize it's figma Luka
>I'm never late with my money, don't understand why she's trying to ransom my stuff
>Find mom holding onto my package in the kitchen, ask her calmly "What the hell are you doing?"
>She starts giving me crap about how I'm able to buy all these figures from Japan and yet I can't pay my rent on time
>I'm standing there going "The fuck?" as she talks. I state that what she's doing is childish and uncalled for
>She argues with me that it's not
>I decide that this bullshit isn't worth it and I give her the rent check so she could shut up and give me my goddamn figma
>I barely even buy any toys these days because of hour cuts at work, figma Luka was my first purchase in nearly eight months
>Realize my mom is insane, and my dad probably doesn't give a fuck because I barely talk to him other than the times he feels the need to give me canned advice.
>Need to move out
>Can't because I don't get paid enough and even the smallest, most impoverished apartments in this area are fucking expensive, and I don't trust people enough to be roommates with anyone.
>Fuck, where did life go so wrong...

>get Soundwave for Christmas (yeah, I'm that old)
>take Buzzsaw to with me to lame social gathering, because Soundwave won't fit in my pocket.
>rich snobby kids at the table with me ask to look at it
>Buzzsaw gets passed around the small classroom table
>Buzzsaw comes back to me WITHOUT THE HEAD
>nothing but blank stares around the table when I ask WTF

>>2097583
so much :[

My little brother broke this toy flashlight thing of the rose from beauty and the beast, it's under a small dome and the rose lights up inside. No idea why.

>>2096542
>>2097592
People with their blank stares. Do they think it makes them innocent or something?

>Window guys need to get to my room, need ti take down all figures to make room
>Come home today
>Box of transformers with bent pieces in stacked boxes that shouldnt stack
>FFFFFFFFF

>>2097588

One or two tweaks to this story, and you have my life.

Oh, oh, this needs some rage octane booster.

>HE/SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANY BETTER, HE/SHE IS JUST (NOT VERY LOW NUMBER) YEARS OLD!
>OH JUST SHARE IT, WHAT'S IT GOING TO HURT?
>HE/SHE WON'T BREAK IT
followed by
>IF YOU CAN'T TAKE CARE OF YOUR THINGS, I'M NOT WASTING ANY MORE MONEY ON THEM

And I'm sure you kids remember how bad shit got if you proved your parents wrong with witnesses around, especially if it was in the case of "I TOLD you ASSHOLE KID'S NAME stole it, but you believed him over me!" or "I didn't do it, YOU did!"

ITT: Aspies who can't let anything go.

Protip: it's over, it's in the past. you can't change it, so learn from it an move on.

>>2097631
Everything is in the past, retard, including everything you stupidly believe to be the present. Heisenberg Principle of Uncertainty.

>>2097631
It can't be helped.

I cannot green text...

>Walk outside to run to Post office
>see 80 year old neighbor in my yard
>Ask him if I can help him and he starts going off on me for "starving my dog"
>I explain that the cops he called the day before seem to disagree with him and the dog has always been skinny
>he argues "I wasn't born yesterday"
>pissed he called my a liar to my face I invite him in to see pics of dog over the past 3 years showing him the dog has always been skinny.
>Walk into house and he sees my stand full of Transformers.
>He starts going on about how "it's all clear now that I'm too busy playing with toys to take care of my dog"
>Ignore him and continue getting pictures.
>show him the pictures and he still claims I'm starving the dog.
>I told him he's allowed to think whatever he wants, asked him to not feed my dog and to stay out of my yard and suggested that he leave now.
>On his way out he reaches out and taps my ROTF super Optimus (Leader Optimus & Jetfire combo) made with a Buster Prime toppling it over onto the floor from the shelf.
>Came close to beating the shit out of an 80 year old man.
>As he gets to my door he turns around and comes back to say "Listen, I know you're an unreasonable person..." before I cut him off.
>Told him to get out of my house and if I see him in my yard again I'm calling the cops.
>He claims that since I don;t have a no trespassing sign he can come and go as he pleases and calling the cops are not going to give him any more grey hairs and further explains he's friends with my landlord.
>I explain I don;t care about giving him grey hairs and my landlord does not have a thing to do with the situation and to GTFO.
>Old man gives me an eat shit look, turns around and kicks the Jetfire Prime across the floor on his way back to the door.

Never been so closed to beating an elderly man to death in my life

Why did you let him in the house in the first place you goofus

Holy shit I just learned something new!

>>2097652
Pics are on comp

>>2097653
why bother, the man's obviously an idiot.

>>2097648
I wouldn't even have bothered to show him pictures. Just ignore him and call the cops or shoot him whenever he enters your land again.

Your first mistake was letting him into your property.

If the fuzz are on your side, just stick with the "not your problem" line.

If he comes onto your property again, warn him, twice, loudly and clearly.

Then set your dog on him. See how he likes the runty fucker then,

>>2097655
>>2097656
>>2097657

started out trying to be civil because he's a friend of the family or something... they've know him forever. Plus He lives next door so that's some daily shit I can go without.

If I see him on my property again I am calling the cops. Unfortunately I live in the middle of town so I cannot shoot my .38 in the yard for concern I don't know where the bullet will actually stop (stupid town ordinance).

Set my dog on him my ass... thing's a complete chickenshit. It'll bark it's ass off at people walking by but if you so much as look at him he tucks tail & runs.

Ironically the "starved" dog is the most hyper fucking thing I've ever seen

>>2097588
>Parents want you to move out
>You can't, shit is expensive
>They know this
>Make you pay rent

I can never understand this reasoning.

for my 7th or 8th birthday (1987-88) mom makes my invite neighbor kid to birthday party. I never really played with this kid but parents are divorced and he lives with his drunk ass mother and clearly has a pretty shitty life.

Motherfucker gives me a goddamn GI Joe Cobra Mamba helicopter! Instant awesome rating!

After the party we go over to his house to play GI Joes. When leaving his drunk ass mom starts freaking out for "trying to steal his GI Joe helicopter that she knows she bought" before her slurred speech became completely untranslatable.

Left without helicopter after being chased out by a drunk skank, kid was forbidden to play with a thief like me and my parents were just all "she's fucked up, just let it go."

>Have ton of Star Wars action figures set up on shelf units
>House was getting painted and apparently my room was on the list for being painted
>Come home and find out grandmother touched and moved every figure
>Grandmother doesn't bathe and smokes
>Go find them all in her storage room
>Find stuff missing and bitch
>Get bitched at for bitching at her
>Finally get to put them back and spend hours looking for missing pieces

Will NEVER let my Grandmother near my room again.

Not /toy/ but still relatible
>at college in a four room suite. lock on my door is busted
> my roomies have their friends over to drink one night >without telling me. massive binder containing 800 dollars >worth of dvdspurchased over the years is missing. >roomates act like nothing happened. Report it to campus > p.d. never see it again.
Fucking theives

back when I was a kid and still lived with my parents I'd usually spend my entire summer break with my grandparents.

Neither of my half-brothers could go a few hours without fucking with my stuff so I fortified my room a bit. One entire wall was just this huge 3 sliding door closet. Took all my stuff and stashed it on the top shelf in this closet and had it rigged where if you didn't know how to open the doors they were not opening.

Come back 3 months later at the end of summer and realize my brothers have a shit ton of new toys, just like mine. So I go in my room and it's fucking destroyed. They completely pulled the sliding closet doors off the fucking tracks and went through all my shit.

Show the disaster scene of my room to my parents and get punished for leaving my room a mess all summer and trying to blame my brothers.

Weeks later I've found most of my stuff with almost none of the accessories. I've got a ST Next Gen LaForge with no visor. Storm troopers with no guns, jedis w/o lightsabers, Hot wheels that are missing wheels and paint, comics never to be seen again and videogames that will never work again.

And yet one of my brothers talks to my mom like she's a dog and all he has to do is ask for something and he gets it. He's now 23 and still doing it.

>>2097734
bitch deserved it

I was six years old. I was at school for the day but my mom had one of the neighbors over with her son, who was my sister's age at the time (three). The two adults were wrapped up in conversation and the two kids walked off without them noticing.

I come home a few shortly thereafter, only to find EVERY SINGLE LEGO SET/CREATION IN MY ROOM IN PIECES. Apparently the two kids snuck off and decided to "play" in my room.

Oh but it's okay. The kid who was visiting apparently had so much fun wrecking my shit, he wanted LEGO sets of his own!
Now I'm afraid to let non-nerd types even touch my toys when I'm not looking. Damn little bastard.

all these horror stories with idiot mums...
my mum is awesome, she used to tell me to hide my good stuff everytime visiting kids would come over when i was little.
she'll lock my room when there's strangers over as well.

my grandma on the other hand, is a fucking vulture.
she would take my stuff and give it to the little shit cousins of mine because they're from a rich family.
she thought she'll be able to curry flavour them, can't remember how many stuff she took from me besides my pokemon blue and red

>Grandma gets me some mighty max Ninja turtle thing, not like the sewer set or anything like that.
>It was a big Raphael figure, about 8-10 inches I think?
>Fuck up and decide to bring it to school when I am 6
>Some fucking sock fucking house cat rat dick asks to play with it on the bus ride home
>I say I guess and let him. Dark(ish) bus on a winter day, fucking kid ninjas to the front of the bus and is never seen again.

I know I fucked up by letting some kid who I didn't know play with my shit, but god damn, I didn't expect him to sneak away with it forever.

I have googled My ASS OFF looking for what this thing was even called, I have still never been able to figure it out.

All I know is that I think it had weapons for the main Raphael, then his shell opened up and there was a play area inside, then it had the cast in micro form with little weapons.

Feels bad man.

>What could have been

>curry flavour

>>2097787
Was it something like this?
(I own the one in the bottom far right)

>>2097816
Kind of, but then you could put the red pieces on the big turtle version and I don't remember the castle.

I think I vaguely remember him having like a red bandana cap on, not like the mask but how a black person or a biker would wear, then red armor for the knees and arms. (Again for the unfolded large version)

Those look like they are just the baby tutle forms, unless it transforms? I can't find any info on these online.

post some pics?

got a story from a friend of mine he told me a while back.

He was a huge Ghostbusters fan as a kid but one of his friends gave him some GI Joe stuff for his birthday. Turns out his mom hated GI Joe, wouldn't let him have any Joe toys or even watch the cartoon because the army killed trees in Vietnam with Agent Orange.

Anyways his mom convinces him to go to the store and return the GI joe stuff to get a Stay Puft Marshmallow man because he always wanted one and never got one.

So they get to the store and they return it and oh no... there's no Stay Puft. So my friend's mom says they'll just take the money and get a stay puft later.

She hit he liquor store on the way home and bought a bottle of Jack Daniels with the money from returning her son's birthday presents.

He told me this story a few years ago & I was digging through some of my old childhood toys that were in storage and I found my Stay Puft so I gave it to him. He bough shit his pants then went into a "that bitch" mini rage

Oddly enough, I don't have any childhood thief stories. My parents always taught me to just not trade toys. When I started to trade video games, it would only be with close friends and they had to offer something of equal value for the time they had it.

Not /toy/ related, but my freshman year of college was hell. I had two roommates, one was a spoiled white kid (who desperately wanted to be cool, despite how terribly awkward he was) and the other was a poor black kid who was there on a free ride (half because he was poor and half because he was black). He'd have his piece of shit friends over after dey got KRUNK and they would be loud and obnoxious through all hours of the night.

My RA was useless at resolving it and the other roommate wanted to be cool so bad he'd let them do whatever they wanted.

I just tried to deal with it...but then I started noticing food items were disappearing if this guy's friends came over and I left the room. After moving back home at the end of the year I found a few of my vidya games were missing, too.

>>2097648
>Kicks Optimus Prime

YOU OLD MOTHER FUCKING DECEPTICON BASTARD

>One birthday, get that awesome Ecto-2 thing from Ghostbusters plane
>Love that thing to death, always flying it around
>Older jerkass brother picks it up
>"Heh, I wonder if it will really fly
>Throws it into the woods, right into a patch of kudzu, never to be seen again
>Run and tell my Mom and Dad
>They precede to beat his ass and make him buy me the Firehouse with his money

I'd say it was an even trade off, lose the toy and watch him get the shit beat out of him with a walking stick, and then get the Firehouse....

My grandma is awesome with toys and things. She's an antiques-and-John-Deere-merch collector who works part time in an antique shop, she knows that, no matter if it seems like junk to her, that it's treasure to the person who owns it.

Damn that Kudzu!

Oh, and damn your prick brother.

>>2097895
man, i wish i could trade grandma with you
that old harpy does nothing but mooch off my family

>>2097900
Oh he finally grew out of it, probably around the time he realized I grew up bigger than him.

He's pretty alright now, even got me Paris Pursuit Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow for Christmas last year outta no where.

>>2097890
That is a fucking epic story. I don't condone hitting children, but making him spent his money on something for you probably hurt him worse anyway.

>>2097311
>You know, in Japanese culture, having a sense of righteousness is considered to be immature. Being hellbent for JUSTICE is a thing for kids.

Absolute bullshit. GTFO and come back when you know what you are talking about.

Am I the only person who used to steal toys when I was little? Anytime I was stuck going to some kid's house that I didn't like, I would drop a couple little toys into my underwear and later bury them in the park.

>>2097924
It's called punishment. It's used to teach and correct a child who errs. I'd wager a lot of /toy/ soldiers would have benefited from a good ass whipping when they were growing up. Then there woulnd't be so many spoiled, pretentious, entitlement babies here.

>>2097925
Dude, if I did that, I'd be back here before there was a 4chan, what with my useless degreeeeee in sociologyyyyyyyy.

Japanese core culture fucking sucks. The candied weeabullshit people love at 4chan is just media culture, where it's cool to watch cartoons and collect toys. Anyone who actually lives in Japan is swiftly disillusioned.

See the tales of every weeaboo who went to GRORIOUSU NIPPON to teach English.

Got another one:

>I was into G1 Transformers, my kid sister collected Strawberry Shortcake scented figurines (pic related, I loved how that thing smelled)
>Sister had bratty friend from down the street
>Bratty friend talked my sister into letting her take some figurines home
>When next they met, bratty friend had GIVEN THEM TO ANOTHER FRIEND

I raged.

>Have Zone of the Enders 2: The 2nd Runner
>Lend it to an acquaintance.
>Acquaintance moves to Minnesota
>Find her online
>"So uh... would you be able to send me back ZOE2 anytime soon?"
>"Haha, but I really like it."

NEVER CONTACTS ME
NEVER REPLIES TO ME EVER AGAIN
FUCKING WHORECHILD

>Be six.
>Have Pokemon: The 1st movie promo Mewtwo card.
>Older teenager makes me give him the card.
>Gives me some stupid ass Simpsons game for the Gameboy Color to make it a "fair trade."
>Tell my parents later.
>Fucking guy gave it to another one of his friends.
>Stuck with Simpsons game forever.
>I hate the Simpsons.

>>2097958
I lived in Japan for 8 years. I think I know more than a shithead with a useless sociology degree, who's probably never been in a Japanese restaurant, much less set foot in the country.

Yes the weeabo shit is shit. but there's a lot more to the culture than you are giving credit

>>2098029
stfu weeaboo faggot, nobody cares

I have a Pokemon rip off story too.

>Older kid asks me to trade my Charizard figure
>Say sure because he's a nice kid
>Expect something cool, like Articuno or something
>Hands me a goddamn Golduck
>Golduck's head is broken off
>Come home upset
>Dad puts Golduck's head back on with this ridiculous pink glue
>Laugh really hard
>Have bonding moment with dad

Everything went better than expected. Pic related

Childhood is full of dicks, isn't it?

>Hanging out with friend at house in about 2000
>Have a bunch of Pokemon books and cards
>Fat landwhale sister of friend is also at house because she has no other friends and I was like "Yeah sure she can come over and play Smash Bros."
>Fat landwhale says "I'm going to the bathroom" then disappears
>Call friend to room to show him Pokemon collection
>Shit's gone, including my massive binder of Pokemon cards
>We all run outside, landwhale is trudging it down the fucking sidewalk with a stack of Pokemon books, my card binder, and a couple of figures
>We all yell at her, take shit back, she's banned from my house and grounded for 3 months at home because my friend told his mom the whole thing.
>Can't help but laugh my ass off at the sight of her struggling to carry this shit down the street, and the fact that she really believed she'd be able to get that shit all the way up the street (two steep hills) back to her house.

I don't have a lot of bad toy stories. I lost a few toys but that's on my own accord. I did have some other bad shit happen though, most of it along these lines in middle school:

>Get beat the shit out of by 4 kids
>Fed up, yell at bullies. "I'm going to fucking kill you! Get the fuck out of here!"
>They tell yard monitor that I told them I was going to kill them
>I say I got beat up, show teacher my black eye
>No one gives a fuck
>Cops are called on me for my "threat", I'm put in some after-school seminar for juvenile delinquents.

Then the next year:

>Halloween. Awesome fucking whoopie cushion costume complete with fart machine, friends think it's fucking hilarious and I fuck around with the machine all day.
>PE. 7 rich mother fuckers surround me, make fun of the costume, break the machine, and push me to the ground.
>Beat the shit out of me and step all over me.
>Ringleader gets in my face, holds me down, starts talking shit.
>Tell him I'm going to kill him
>They get off me immediately, kicking me once more on the way out, they tell the PE teacher I "threatened to kill them."
>I tell the teacher that they beat me up and broke my shit.
>I'm called a liar, the cops are called again, and I am ridiculed by the cops because I cried to them about the constant harassment from these rich fucks.
>Told that this time, to avoid the threat going "on my record", not only do I have to go to more fucking after-school seminars (filled with a bunch of fucking real delinquents like thieves and kids who vandalized school property), but I have to write an essay about the dangers of bullying even though they don't even fucking believe I'm being bullied.

I think the moral of the story is that rich kids, cops, and incompetent school administrators fucking suck.

>>2098231
huh? you ground kids for stealing?
my dad would have beaten my ass

>lived in Australia at the time
>aboriginal nigger (to Australia as Gypsies are to Europe, btw) wants to trade Pokemon cards
>nigger says "I'll trade you your holographic Nidoqueen for my holographic Nidoking"
>say sure, hand him card, he hands me one without really showing it, runs off to fuck knows where
>look at card
>it's another Nidoqueen, but not holographic, and looks like what everything the Aboriginals own looks like- absolute shit

FUCKING MOOCHING THIEVING BEGGAR NIGGERS

>>2098231
That girl sounds familiar.

>Spend hard-earned cash to purchase Games of Deception set for exclusive Thundercracker.
>Hasbro betrays me by lowering collector's value of exclusive Thundercracker by releasing it to the masses.

BOP IT

>Take Kamen Rider Skull off shelf to dust and change hats
>Remove hat
>See paint has rubbed off leaving a line inside the hat and scarring at the back of the helmet
>mfw

>>2098268
1/10. I'm afraid that boat has sailed. You'll have to find something new to troll with.

Sorta /toy/related, I guess.

>Never have any problems during childhood with people breaking my shit.
>Grow up trusting people
>Come to college, spend awesome year in sci-fi club
>Lend a totoro money bank for stall at fresher's faire
>Somehow it gets broken, get a text from people looking after stall at time.
>Rage, so much rage, don't reply to keep from flipping out
>Bitch brings round pieces of moneybox like it's my fucking problem to fix it
>Tell her to take the pieces back and make up for it, either fix it or get me a new one
>6 months later, don't have it back yet despite constant pestering.
>Have looked everywhere on internet, cannot find another one
>Never trust anyone again

Even though I've had a history of awful shitheads for friends, they're not really /toy/ related. so this one isn't about me, but my babby cousins (not brothers btw). happened during christmas.

>the nice, naive 8yo gets remote controlled helicopter
>little snot ADHD 6yo LET ME PLAY LET ME PLAY CAN I PLAY MOOOM HE WON'T LET ME PLAY
>8yo hasn't even opened the damn thing yet
>his dad makes him open it, but firsthim and the other manchildren in the family have their go at it first to, y'know, 'calibrate' it
>"Tell me when it's ready so I can try it!" says 8yo before going to play wii in another room in the mean time
>helicopter is eventually left unattended only for the 6yo to find it
>6yo finds and breaks the helicopter before 8yo even gets to touch it

>8yo's parents "WELL WHY DID YOU LET HIM PLAY WITH IT WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR THINGS"

happens all the time with those two. I think the 8yo does know better but he's so eager to play and get along with the only family member similar to his age that he lets himself get walked all over.

>>2098319
and his older manchild cousin just snickers while it happens and posts it on 4chan.

go you.

>>2097871
That is EXACTLY what I do. I ended up getting quite a few nice things for it too, because while I took extra care of things I was being lent, no one ever seemed to give a fuck about things I lent them and either lost or broke them. I remember my last year of high school trading Mario 64 for Ocarina of Time. We were supposed to trade back two weeks before school ended. He repeatedly "Forgot" to bring it back, but would ask for his game back. I told him straight that he wasn't getting it until I got mine. He never brought it back, I ended up with OoT.

>>2098312

Which Totoro bank is it? Is it the log one?

>>2098363

It has a little bit of log as a base, not the one with a huge log. Then there's a large totoro with his mouth open, the coin slot is his mouth, there are a couple of mini totoros round him.

When you think you're smart by giving a smaller kid a toy you own that isn't extremely valuable and you don't care much about, but then EVERY TEN FUCKING SECONDS they come over saying "SET IT UP AGAIN" or "CAN YOU PUT ITS HEAD BACK ON" or "this part came off and i cant find it (SO find it or i'll shitstorm!)"

>>2098342
>Christmas
>January 3rd
derp

The only "rage worthy" /toy/-related story I have was having my Kenner Etco-1 & Etco-1A destroyed by my (now ex) step-father when I was a kid. While I owned just about every RGB toy & merch released at the time (including the Firehouse) the Ghostbusters car was my absolute favorite.

Now, while I don't remember what I did to warrant punishment that time, it must've been pretty bad. After getting spanked, my step-father placed the Ecto-1 in front of me and proceeded to stomp on it hard, crushing it to pieces. Fast forward to Christmas, of the same year: I receive ANOTHER Ghostbusters car, this time the Ecto-1A. Instant favorite, because I had just seen the GB2 movie. Fast forward to another punishment...no spanking this time, but the car gets crushed again by the step-father.

I end up receiving another Ecto-1A for my birthday. But soon, my mother & step-father separate and we move away, leaving a lot of my toys behind. A year or so later, we come to visit (since we were still close with the step-grandparents) and one of the first things I asked about was the Ghostbusters car, because even though I was older & not into toys anymore, I LOVED that car. Turns out, he sold it and all the rest of my toys in a church-sponsored rummage sale a few months before.

I really miss that damn car, because out of all the toys I had (and I had a lot, since all the grown-ups spoiled me & my step-brother on birthdays & Christmases), the GB car was one of two toys that I absolutely loved & took care of. The other was a stuffed gray bunny that I kept until I was in high school.

I have thought about buying the Ecto-1A again, or all three Ecto-1s (RGB, GB2, EGB), but they're incredibly expensive nowadays and getting one that's missing doors & stickers just won't cut it.

I kind of wish I could remember what exactly I did to have those cars get destroyed like that.

>item arrives is out of customs last Thursday
>I think it's gonna arrive on Friday but it doesn't.
>I think it's gonna arrive on Saturday but I forget it's a national holiday and USPS doesn't deliver
>wait one exxxxxxxxxxxcruciating Sunday
>I think it's gonna arrive today which it does
>turns out no one was home to accept it and it's waiting for me at the post office
>miss most of my lunch break to pick it up tomorrow
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFU...finally.

>>2098364
I did a little searching and found this one.

When I was younger.
>Mom gets new puppy because her sheltie died and she's heartbroken (she's now a shriveled cunt with a dying marriage and only pays attention to her "baby", the dog.
>Have my inspector gadget from mcdonalds fully built, on the floor in my room
>he was my best buddy.
>walk into living room to see fuckdog chewing on it.
>she had split open nearly every limb, and his head. Currently biting on wires from the chest piece.
>notices I'm in the room by bringing her eyes up to me in a "what?" look, while still chewing.
>rage
>mom tells me "whatever is on the floors belongs to her, put your stuff up"

>>2098375

Not quite it, it had a wider base, with more detail on it, tree rings, little gnarls(sp?) and whatnot, also, the coin slot was narrower and the whiskers were longer.

The base is what was broken and the guy who is meant to be fixing it does do some model building so if the shit ever does work on it, maybe it'll turn out not shit, but, fuck, here's me trusting people to not be shit again.

>>2098371
That's just retarded. "I'm so angry with you, I'm going to break something I spent my hard-earned money on! That'll teach you!"

I had a friend in elementry school, that while playing with Lego he would pick through the best pieces and steal them. It was fuckin ghorrible.

All my cannons, samurai armour, samurai shileds, MASK OF MOTHERFUCKING BIONICLE LIGHT, and a transparant green chainsaw are among the missing...


Me and my dad when I was about 13 built a GIGANTIC 200 dollar Red baron. I put it on my shelf. My cat tipped the goddamn thing over. Red pieces EVERYWHERE on my floor. :(

>>2098051
Holy fucking shit, this reminds me of that one time when
>Mom brought me a bunch of Pokemon booster packs because I got an A on a quiz
>Open em, got a motherfucking 1st edition CHARIZARD
>Excited, couldn't wait to show it off to friends the next day at some after school program I went to
>Lunch break, we all took out our cards, showed them my AWESOME FUCKING CHARIZARD
>Older kid comes up to me, asked if I wanted to trade it for something cooler
>I comply
>It was a holographic card in a plastic case, couldn't really see it though because his fucking fingers were obstructing it.
>I looked, it was an Alakazam
>Denied the offer then a bunch of other older kids who were apparently his lackeys came up to me and convinced me how bad ass Alakazam is compared to Charizard
>Me being only 8 years old at that time was easily persuaded
>Traded my 1st edition Charizard for a fucking Alakazam, which was all scratched up and were bent to shits
>Rage ensued shortly after, when my friend came up to me telling me how stupid I was to trade my Charizard for an Alakazam
>Few weeks later, find out how fucking rare a 1st edition Charizard was
>Raged even more

>>2098393
You should have kicked that kid's ass and taken it back.

I don't really have that many bad experiences with toys in my childhood, I mean my best friend and I actually knew how to treat shit and even when we were twelve we knew to not let his little brother fuck shit up. Shit was so cash.

But, since this is about bad stories:
>mormon family used to live down street
>had fuckawesome Alpha Team helicopter
>bring it over to play with legos
>come back next day, fucking Dash sitting in his tank
>denies I ever had the fucking helicopter

I raged, fuckers always tried to steal my minifigures or Zoids. This one really pissed me off, not /toy/ related but still:
>bring over SNES
>fall asleep, parents take me home
>next week go back, fuckers still had it, denied it was mine
>fastforward several years, they fucking sold it along with my Lion King and Super Mario World at GameStop to buy Metroid GameBoySP game

Well, at least I still have my 64, I guess.

find a /toy/ board on 4chan, some faggots take toys a little TOO seriously...I rage....well, not really, I love how mad they get over stupid things, especially the TF guys. still not as good as betraying teammates in halo reach.

>>2098392
I'm starting too feel terribly guilty right now, because I used to be that kid.

People did it to me though, too.

>>2098400
>Doesn't realize that most of these stories happened when we were just KIDS.

>>2098400
>still not as good as betraying teammates in halo reach

>>2098312
I feel bad for you, buddy. I was "lucky" enough to have friends from toddlerhood all the way through high school who were fickle, fair-weather friends. I learned really well to never trust ANYONE very much. Things turned around quite a bit during college, but I didn't forget that lesson.

I really want to say it was stupid of you to lend what is essentially a ceramic cookie-jar to someone for use at a bustling school function, but I can't. It's admirable that you were that cool.

>Fate figma
>Pony tails falling off every time anything touches it at all.

ALL OF MY RAGE

>>2098393
Something similar happened to me, although I had absolutely no excuse. My first holographic was a Machamp. I ended up trading it to an older friend of mine for a regular Wartortle card. I thought that card was so cool. I'm pretty sure I actually initiated the fucking trade. Something later on made me realize what I did I guess, I pitched a fit and tried to get him to trade back, but he didn't. Obviously looking back now, he was right not to give in to my little kid bitching and crying, we had even agreed no trade-backs.

Wartortle is still one of my favorite pokemon.


A bit more on topic, I had an original holo Charizard too, shit was so cash. It got stolen at a friend's house, just disappeared. The friend had a bunch of his own friends I didn't know over, and I still don't know who actually took it. I did eventually get it back somehow, I don't remember how that happened either, but it was fucking ruined.

>15 or so years ago
>middle school friend comes over and loves my transformers collection (at that time only ones i had when i was a kid)
>his parents never bought him one
>go to play at his house, he asks me to bring over soundwave and my cassettes
>bring them over, have to go home, he brings them all back the next day at school
>next week he asks me to bring them over again, do again
>he was the oldest brother, and the middle brother won't leave us alone, ends up biting the shit out of my side because we ignored him
>i beat his brothers ass
>his mom freaks out on me i show her my side actually bleeding
>mother calls my parents tells them i am not welcome there any more
>friends mom tell him to clean his room, ends up throwing my soundwave and cassettes into a pile of toys in their garage
>he claims to only be able to find slamdance
>lose g1 soundwave, and 7 cassettes / accessories

still have grandslam / had to rebuild the collection now. should have left with my shit.

>>2098423
A little closer to my heart, my Next Rider 1 Figuart went missing a little while ago. It's just fucking gone. I had gone through a few big totes of toys and given them away, they had been sitting in my room for a while. In my desperate attempt to remember where I last saw my Rider 1, I can't remember if he had been posed on a shelf that happened to be over one of those boxes. Did he fall into one of those boxes? Did I fucking throw him out?!

Does some little kid have him now, mishandling him?
Although a little kid might also appreciate how fucking awesome a Figuart is and treasure it forever and eventually collect some himself. The idea makes me feel a little better..

>>2098453
I can kinda picture it. Some kids has Ichigo all his life, somehow manages to not destroy it, comes on /toy/ as an adult, asking what this priceless possesion is from...

>>2098390
I wouldn't be surprised if my mother actually bought all those Ecto-1s for me, since she's always been supportive of things/hobbies I've been into. The few times we've recently discussed these events, she seemed genuinely remorseful about them happening.

>>2098423
it could be worse.

A kid near me got knifed over a holo Charizard and died.

>Grandmother buys me a small pokemon plushy for my birthday
>she dies the next week
>bring it to school and leave it on the corner of the desk because I realize it's the last memento of her I'll ever have
>substitute confiscates it saying he'll return it at the end of the day
>he leaves the moment class ends with the plushy still in his bag
>never ever see it again
>mfw

>>2098526

Wow. I genuinely feel bad for you.

>>2098526

Christ. That is just fucking horrible.

>>2095856
>Sounds like you're talking about the Episode I commtech stuff. The chips were built into the stands. Unless someone removed them for some reason, or you're talking about something else.

Yeah but you needed the speical thing that was shaped like the Jedi comnuicator in order to get them to work

Archive this shit!

Off topic, let's detox with some moments you've been a good human being.

>Invite friend over, he brings the Orange box for 360.
>Borrow it, always been good friends like that so he says 'Sure, No problems.'
>Play it, finish the games.
>Both forget about it.
>Year later, notice the game when cleaning out. Fucking nearly have a heart attack.
>'Oh shit, yeah, I forgot I gave you that, thanks for returning it. Thought I lost it' is said after driving to his house moments after finding it.
>Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

>>2098578
might want to start a new thread for that

I had almost forgotten I had any /toy/ related incidents that made me rage but reading through the thread there was one.

>Lived in poor area
>Local kids wanted to trade pokémon cards
>I hand over my stack for them to flick through
>Didn't trust them so I counted my shinies first
>Got stack back with 2 shinies missing
>Confront
>One kid drops them behind him, you can even hear the sound of them hitting the floor then he says "they're there!"
>Tell them I don't want to trade
>Later notice non-holo rare Dark Machamp is missing, Team Rocket cards weren't released in country at the time and I traded it from someone who got a pack imported from America.
>Sadface

>>2098578
>360
Pfft. 360 games are a dime a goddamn dozen, made in the millions. Try again when it's something that can't be easily re-purchased.

Anyway, back to the annoying.
>Friend gets a Super NES, asks if he can borrow a couple games
>Loan him Final Fantasy 2/4, Star Fox
>Fucker sells Star Fox and denies I loaned it to him
>Darted EXCALIBUR on ALL FUCKING FOUR of my save files, and SAVED THE GAME AFTERWARD
>Ignore him for ten years
>He calls me up like I fell off the planet, completely ignoring the reason I TOLD HIM TO FUCK OFF FOREVER.

Best advise I can give to a kid? Loan out shit, but punch the borrower in the face first. Tell them that if you don't get your shit back in perfect condition, you'll hit them twice as hard as you just did.

>Had the Bruce Wayne with snap on Batman Armour.
>He was my favourite toy.
>Everywhere I went somewhere I'd take him and my Alan Grant figure (my second favourite toy at the time) with me.
>At my grandma's farm on day
>Sister and I playing in a creek
>I'd built a little rock pool that was only knee deep off to the side.
>Told her to throw me Batman
>She does, I grab him and play with him
>Finish up and head back to Dad, whos fixing windmill
>Put Bruce in dads truck
>Sister takes Bruce and throws him into deep, fast flowing water
>Spend 30 minutes franticly looking for him
>Never see him again

>Ask Parents for Godzilla Wars figure set.
>Parents purchase Godzilla for me.
>Happily plays with figures.
>Uncle offers to help me buy N64.
>Parents make me choose between Godzilla figures and N64.
>I choose N64 with sadness and Godzilla figures are returned.
>Never buy them again.


Here's another one involving my parents again:
>See Star Wars:Action Fleet Imperial Landing Craft at Target.
>Tell parents I want to buy it with my allowance.
>They don't let me and say I already have too many toys.
>I never get another chance to buy it again.

And:
>See Action Fleet E-wing at Thrifty.
>Again ask parents about letting me buy it.
>Parents say same thing about the Landing Craft and that it's too expensive (about $16).
>Never have another chance to purchase it.

I still have many regrets about not keeping/buying those toys...

>>2098625
Or at least never loan something you absolutely must see again.

Thankfully, people rarely ask to borrow stuff from me. Books, once in a while, but I learned from a fellow book lover never to lend books: Just let them have it.

This has worked well for me, especially since one of my current friends shares some of my taste in fiction, but not reverence for books: He'll carry a book with him and read snips from it whenever he gets a chance, which is cool. But if it's a paperback, he'll jam the book in his pocket.

"No thanks, bro. You can keep that copy of Snow Crash."

archive worthy?

>>2098909
Why not?

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thread is autosaging bros

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>>2098788
Oh shit dude, I still have those Godzilla toys somewhere in my closet.

>>2099041

just 3 more to go guys

>>2099041
Great! I was saving a copy just in case it didn't get archived. Epic thread is epic.