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>>1153354
now i'm glad i didn't go to bed!

"I guess there’s just one thing we can do
4-LOM, and that’s dance!"

“If we’re gonna become bounty hunters don’t you think we’ll be taken less serious if everyone sees us thrashing about like total jackasses ZuZu?”

>>1153354
Oh fuck this. This is a trap.

They're just going to dick with him and give the show back to Ephant Mon after seven months.

>>1153387
Force dammit 4-LOM! I'm never going to get people to stop calling me that am I?

"As we clean out the studio we’ve run across many old friends from over the years and I think it’d be fitting if we bid them a fond farewell by bringing them out 1 last time."

"First up is
Elan Sleazebaggano’s honest working cousin, Elen Douchebaggano"

Elen:
“Wanna buy some fishsticks?”

"What happends to Sith Lords whose apprentices fail in usurping them? Why it’s our own Darth Snuggie."

"The greatest space zombie hunter around Space Bruce Campbell."

"He might not have the deadly armaments the other X-Men have but don’t count him out, it’s Shoeverine."

"Making cat calls at all the passing rodians, he’s Bob the Death Star Builder."

Are we going to get a visit from the Masturbating Rancor?

"Up next is perhaps the most clothing you’ll ever see on a Twi’Lek here’s Prudence the only modest female Twi’lek."

"Bartholomew the Gonk Droid who likes giving Hi-5s"

>>1153423
Zuckuss:
"That would have probably been funnier than just a masturbating Wompa."

4-LOM:
Guess that's why we've been replaced ZuZu."

Zuckuss:
I though it was for the mouth through the Emperor's picture bits we did when ever we ran out of jokes or didn't care."

"The Cast of Space Ghost Coast to Coast"

"The rebel’s answer to Grand Moff Chad’s Death Marble he’s Hippo-bacca."

"When there’s homosapiens, in your neighborhood, Who ya gonna call?
Wally Mynntus the Childbuster!"

"In the world of comedy being of a different species can have its ups and downs just take Florence the Knock-knock Joke Telling Tauntaun for example."
Florence:
Knock-knock.

Hammer Head:
Who’s there?
Florence:
Interrupting sodomite.

Hammer Head:
Interrupting sodom..Florence: MOOO!

"Our next character reminds everyone that just because you’re a race of murderous mech-piloting blobs doesn’t mean you can’t also have problems of your own, it’s Special Needs Dalek everyone!"

"We’d be remiss if we didn’t bring out The Masturbating Wompa 1 last time."

adam n joe?

>>1153474
4-LOM:
"He's not masturbating Zuckuss."

Zuckuss:
I know he's not masturbating 4-LOM! He hasn't been the same since Luke cut his arm off, it's like all his passion was just drained out of him."

"Our next character is a droid of destiny for he has midichlorians flowing through his motor oil, that’s right it’s Skippy the Jedi Droid."

"The next character believes that the liberal agenda of the galaxy it destroying this once great Empire, it’s Jamiroquai the Abstinence Only Dewback."

>>1153492
4-LOM:
"It must be hard for him to write anything what with not having any thumbs or anything. 'Course that still doesn't excuse the bad spelling"

"He stands for everything Jamiroquai doesn’t, Shackleford the Contraceptive Twi’lek."

"Proof that gaming isn’t just for younglings I present to you
Uncle Owen & Aunt Beru going for the galactic Donkey Kong record."

4-LOM:
“They’ve been going at that game forever.”

"The former leader of the breakfast separatists, General Toastious."

>>1153506

"…And his long time rival in tactics and on the field of battle General Obi-wan Kenobi."

>>1153517
4-LOM:
“I knew that Spock was a chubby chaser but I no idea Ben Kenobi was.”

"Produced by the dark side of the force Anakorn Skytuber had become
Darth Tater."

>>1153524

4-LOM:
"He’s more machine now than vegetable."

Zuckuss:
"Lord Tater, Fries!"

4-LOM:
"If only you knew the power of the deep fried."

Zuckuss:
"Search you’re peelings you know it to be true."

Zuckuss:
"And last but certainly not least our old friend Triumph the Insult Comic Womprat."

Triumph:
“The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together……..................................

FOR ME TO POOP ON!”

I'm enjoying this.

Good job, OP.

Before we end this nerf hurd, a few things need to be said. There has been a lot of speculation in the galactic press about what I legally can and can't say about THX. To set the record straight, tonight I am allowed to say anything I want. And what I want to say is this: In my time at The Late Night Show I have worked with THX for over twenty solar seasons. Yes, we have our differences right now and yes, we're going to go our separate ways. But this company has been my home for most of my adult life. I am enormously proud of the work we have done together, and I want to thank THX for making it all possible. Walking away from The Late Night Show is the hardest thing I have ever had to do. Making this choice has been enormously difficult. This is the best job in the world, I absolutely love doing it, and I have the best staff and crew in the history of the medium. But despite this sense of loss, I really feel this should be a happy moment. Every comedian dreams of hosting The Late Night Show and I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second. I've had more good fortune than anyone I know and if our next gig is bounty hunting bail jumpers and PWI’s (podracing while intoxacated) we'll find a way to make it fun.

And finally, I have to say something to our fans. The massive outpouring of support and passion from so many sentient beings has been overwhelming. The rallies, the signs, all the goofy, outrageous creativity on the holonet, and the fact that beings have traveled long parsecs and camped out all night in the pouring sulfur rains to be in our audience, made a sad situation joyous and inspirational.

To all the people watching, I can never thank you enough for your kindness to me and I'll think about it for the rest of my life. All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.

Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

"Now to play us off please welcome my very dear friend Talon Karrde!"

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>>1153572
"Thanks for watching everybody!"

fin.

>>1153548
hahahah, i love this pic.

Gentlemen, this must be archived

>>1153596
I forgot Droopy Mccool though.

>>1153663
How do you archive?
LINK FOR THOSE OF US WHO ARE LAZY

>>1153685
Go to 4 chan archive .org (minus the spaces), click request interface, enter the necessary info, ???, PROFIT!

>>1153712
only two requests so far

>Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 3 times now.

>>1153725
>>1153726
These two are good men, need 4 more.

I like this, it had a few good laughs... but it's not archive great.

>>1153471
this robit looks very phallic

>>1153500 Shackleford the Contraceptive Twi’lek
guh, his face is a contraceptive

bump for archive!

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Bravo, OP. I saved Jamiroquai the Abstinence-Only Dewback for future appearances.

Best thread on /toy/ in a long time.

What's that, Lassie? Timmy fell down and bumped this thread?

Why was there no Chewbacca stuck in a glory hole?

>>1153450
I loled heartily upon seeing this picture. I miss SGC2C.

Good job, OP. :D

Well done OP, well done.

>>1153348
My New 2ndry wallpaper.

Also, this thread was fried gold.

http://studencki-kredyt.pl/choroby-oczu/jeczmien-na-oku.html