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>>51100
HOLY SHIT YEAH!!!! AWESOME!!!!

In St. Louis, we have an adult sized Discovery Zone called the City Museum. We rule mwahaha. But yes, +1 pts for Discovery Zone post.

Bump for fucking awesome childhood memories.

I cried the day mine went out of business.

;_;

>>51115
I had one of the last birthday parties ever there.

Oh man do I miss this place.

>>51111

>mwahaha

No.

Jesus fucking shitchrist that place was amazing.

DZ was a lot of fun. Never had a birthday there myself, but I attended quite a few. There was also a place in a mall a few cities up called Play Space. It was space themed so everything was painted black, silver, and purple.

The only thing that comes close these days is Pump it Up, but it falls mightily short.

>>51111
That is all sorts of amazing.

I remember having parties there and we'd have to spend an extra half hour looking for all the fucking kids.

It was a LABYRINTH. If we were sexually active back then, most of the higher up places would have basically been giant orgies, suitable only for those who could brave the journey up there.

Oh fuck yes, I had my birthday there twice (I think) when I was a kid. Place was awesome.

Seconding motion for one designed with adults in mind.

Could you imagine a DZ/Chuckie cheese/ type place with a bar, DJ that actually played good music? It be pure fucking anarchy. It would make Studio 54 in its heyday look like a fucking convent. Orgies in the ball pit.

D... Z... DISCOVERY ZONE!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mr3uVgMwSag

FUCK I LOVED THIS COMMERCIAL

I DON'T THINK SO!!

There are still discovery zone tokens laying around my room somewhere.

GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS? I HAVE DISCOVERY ZONE POGS

THAT'S RIGHT, YOU HEARD ME

FUCK, IT'S POGS, WHICH ARE AWESOME, AND DZ, WHICH WAS AWESOME, IT'S AWESOME SQUARED, SHIT

THEY AREN'T OFFICIAL POGS, BUT WHO THE CUNT CARES? HOLY DICKS, DZ POGS

I HAVE RED ONES, AND YELLOW ONES, AND SOME WERE FUZZY KINDA, MOTHERFUCKING FUZZY POGS, DZ WENT THERE, OH YEAH.

I wasnt aloud to go to discovery zone, or chuckie cheese, or play in the mcdonalds play place. i had to read and learn algerbra when i was 7. now im trying to be a normal kid while im 24. what the fuck???!!!

>>51177

Fuck your parents.

ive only been to DZ once. It was fucking awesome though. I remember i got lost in those tube things for an hour but didnt give a shit because it was all too fun.

That place was amazing.

>>51139
I worked at one when I was in high school. We would have junior high dances there once a month. Kids would get handjobs in the tubes.

>>51139
Fuck yes, I always got lost in there. It rocked because when the adults said it was time to go, you could just climb up into the tube maze and there was no way they could follow you. I'm sure if there was a fire all the kids in the tubes would fucking die though.

ZO-Discovery-NE?

What does that..

Oh.. wait..

>>51200

I think that's why they aren't around anymore.

In Illinois they had something similar called Leaps and Bounds and then in Missouri, near where I lived, they had something called Tumbledrum that was the same thing. I had so many birthdays there, it was amazing.

>>51111
oh wow another stl fag? what part are you from?

you ever go to the DZ they used to have on tesson ferry next to the dierberg's?

Remember the theme song? Something something discovery zone! Where a kid can something something on their own!
I loved DZ. Whatever happened to them? Something stupid no less, probably involving a borderline retarded kid who ruined things for everyone by dying.

Wow, there's something I haven't thought of in a while.
I can't remember if my town actually had one of these but I remember the commercials.
What I did know we had was a similar set up called Pandamodium. That place was huge! Sadly it got turned into an office building.

>>51111
Holy Shit City Museum.
That place is god.

I only went there once. I barely remember anything but how much fun it was. I cried when I heard they were closing. :(

words can't describe how much i loved places like this. i remember there was a similar setup in a hotel my family stayed in one time and it was fucking excellent.
an adult-sized one (space themed!!!) would be so cool but i don't want to crawl around in someone else's hiv-laced semen :o(

Fucking nostalgia fags.

How come DZ failed and got bought by Chuck E. Cheese, and turned into the said pizza and game chain?

DZ sucked balls. Accept and admit it.

>>51543
So you're letting a shitty chain's ruining of a childhood HAVEN corrupt your memories?

Dude, you need a hug

I had one of these in my town, but it was a bunch of black kids playing in everything. Greasy little negroes made everything slippery as shit, and they'd beat you up in the tunnels.

I fucking hated Discovery Zone...but my parents still dropped me off there every Saturday. I'm glad to hear they closed and got bought out.

I was so mad when DZ closed :(

>>51200
Mm, actually, escaping was USUALLY not too hard. Plenty of slides and stuff, at least at mine.

>>51554
Sorry to hear you had bad experiences...

But that place was awesome, no matter what you say.

I remember going to a Discovery Zone as a kid and just about to go down a long slide that goes directly into a giant ball pit, I noticed a smell, but figured it was just that a smelly kid just went through it. about halfway down the slide I noticed a huge, carfully laid log of shit. I put out my hands against the sides to stop myself and crept back up that slide as hard as my little hands could. I never told anyone about it the rest of the day, and wondered what happened to the kid that would eventually slide right into that shit. I hope they went down head first.

Showbiz Pizza was superior

My DZ went out of business because they kept finding glass and needles and shit in the ball pit.

Fuck Newark is a horrible place.

>>51711
OH LOL.

Did anyone's have "GANGS"?

I remember me and my cousins got into a fight at the ball pits for some stupid reason. This other group of kids were following us. We talk, fight breaks out, banned.

Lulz were had afterwards.

They found needles or something in the ball pit at mine so they closed it down, i cried (fuck NY)


best place ever created EVER

Fuck, my little brother and I got lost in the crawlspace for like an hour. This was some Lewis and Clarke shit. We came across like five other kids also lost and searching for the exit.
It makes me wonder if there was any kind of procedure in place to evacuate it at closing time or in the event of a fire.

>>51753
oh god lol

I am so fucking depressed that these are closed now. ;~;

The DZ in my old mall closed down because there had been a number of little girls being raped in the tubes by an unknown person.

I actually remember walking (or rather crawling) into a closed tube. All I saw was a girl no older than 8 in a doggy style position with a man over her, holding her mouth closed while he squirmed. At first I thought it was her father trying to get her out... Why their pants were down was a mystery. Looking back, I realize it was pretty fucked up.

Long story:
Internet - A series of rape and tubes.
Discovery Zone - A series of rape and tubes.

Coincidence?

>>51753
Layer of asbestos in the plastic. That's just to protect from the immediate danger, of course. The real problems start when all the oxygen has been burned up by the fire.

Fuck yeah, Discovery Zone was awesome. Mine was next to a toystore (Play Co, anyone else remember that place?), which made it even better.

I am convinced the DZ in Atlanta closed becaue of my cousins sueing the company after one of them broke his ankle jumping off the zip line into the concrete under some torn up padding

Fuck yeah.

Does anyone else remeber foamfactory?

>>51779
lol

FUCK YESSSSS
also, Romp-a-round

>>51779
Oh shit, are they on to me?

>>51810
Fuck yes Romp-A-Round. I had my 4th birthday at DZ, took me a while to find the top of the roller slide. Wasn't there a room with giant foam shapes?

>>51779
that was me lol

>>51827

ROLLER SLIDE. FUUUUUCK YES. OH MY GOD.

>>51224
Oh god I used to go to that one all the time. (another stl fag here) Actually, my friend was celebrating a birthday there when camera crews arrived to interview children for some news show. I got to be on TV for the first time in my life. Lots of memories.

Now it's a dollar store or some shit. :(

>>51216

That's freakin' Tumble Drum, not DZ.

I miss DZ so much.
We also had this smaller place that was also fun called Totally Tubular.

I was like 13 or 14 when they started opening them in my area so to me they just seemed like like giant hamster cages for ADD spazzes.

The only 'ball pit and tube maze' place I ever experienced was the massive multi-tiered one in Sesame Place, which was right across the river in Pennsylvania from where I lived.

There were no Chuckie Cheeses in the area back then and I was way too old for Discovery Zone by the time it came around.

But I spent most of my pre-teen childhood in huge, dark, awesome late 80's/very early 90's arcades so I don't feel much loss.

>>51779

Even if you thought it was her father, why would he be bending her over? And holding her mouth shut. And gyrating.

Even if you were only like 7 or whatever, wouldn't strike you as odd? You should have mentioned it to your parents.

We had a leaps and bounds, that DZ bought. Only thing i wanted from there was the Power Ranger's movie watch back when PR:The Movie came out.

Arcade-won chotskis are the best toys EVER. Still.

I used to be that fat kid but the joke was on them because I could out-maneuver them so hard.

But fuck, I miss that place. I second an adult-version, complete with orgy-rooms.

Only problem with owning/running one of those would be that IT'D BE A BITCH TO CLEAN.

I loved this fucking germ pit of a heaven.

>>52416
Just flush it with bleach every night

>>52416

you have to ask yourself, who cleans the stages and polls at stripper shows?

I broke my leg inside my local DZ discovery zone.

>>52416
it wouldn't be any harder than a regular DZ.

I had a DZ near the Toys R US. the fukkin cc bought it out and turned it into a furniture store. i stil cry hard every time i sit in my office chair.

There's an adult version of Chuck E. Cheese. It's called Dave and Buster's. The closest one to me is in San Jose, CA. Though, a Discovery Zone for adults would be nice.

>>52711
DAVE AND BUSTERS LACKS A ROLLER SLIDE! PUMP IT UP ZERO IS A POOR EXCUSE FOR THE BUNJEE CORD JUNGLE!

>>52716

roller slide 4ever

Holy FUCK archive this thread!!!

i had all of my birthday parties at DZ, when they closed i didn't have another one during my childhood out of respect for my lost mecca of fun

enjoy your ball pit staph infection

i didn't have a discovery zone, i had a leaps and bounds. it was the same though. your fingers would get caught in the roller bars and the tubes smelled like farts and feet. it was a good time to be a kid..<3

Discovery Zone was fucking awesome. I had my 12th birthday party there, and it was amazing.
>>51111
But this place is God itself. It combines the best of Discovery Zone and the old wood and steel playgrounds that rock the shit out of the plastic crap you find nowadays. They also serve alcohol.

Cleaning problems solved.

I am literally almost welling up with tear thinking of the happy memories
DK rocked

MY BROTHER TOLD ME THERE WAS A ROBOT IN THERE AND I NEVER WENT IN BECAUSE OF IT. I was fucking scared.

I am so archiving this.

anyone from southern california remember planet kids?

When I was a little kid, before there were any DZ's in my area, we had a place called the Children's Museum, and it had a tube maze called the Great Escape that kicked a lot of ass. It wasn't as big as a DZ, but the tubes were made out of solid materials instead of translucent colored plastic so the inside was dark, and it was lit with colored lights and shit. There was also a section where all the walls were mirrors, which kicked ass. The first time I ever went, some asshole told me there was a T-Rex living inside the maze and I got scared and wouldn't go inside, but the next time I went there my mom assured me that it was safe. I used to go there every month or so for a few years, but then the place closed. I cried.

Did anybody ever have their birthday party at DZ?
I did. It was awesome. It was one of the best birthdays of my childhood.

>>52731

OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THAT NOW.

Looking back I cant imagine how parents could let there kids have this much unsupervised fun.

There is a reason they are all closed. Gen X would never allow it.

I SPENT THE NIGHT IN A DISCOVERY ZONE!

freaking amazing

slept in the "spiderweb" area...

my friend slept int he arcade

Fuck yes! I remember this place! Kicked the shit out of Chuck E.Cheese.

I'm applying for a job here today

http://www.thejunglefun.com/

DK? DK!!! it's DZ! you fuck!
I had a birthday at DZ once I remember comletely ignoring my presents and guests to play in the jungle gym I used to climb those fucking nylon net walls I always had the staff yelling at me to get off it I loved climbing the walls on the inside of the ball pit all the way to the ceiling and dropping into the pit. I remember one time I was playin that dinosaur-themed game where you flick the token to win tickets And the machine just emptied it's entire roll of tickets to me ( some sort of glitch.) I remember before they closed they had a laser tag game based on the men in black cartoon and after it closed it was briefly turned into a arcade called Q-zar but now it's a furniture store. thinking back I think running, climbing,and jumping around in DZ is why I like Parkour now fuck I miss DZ

If I was going to do a DZ-type thing today, I'd make a few changes.

More exits (for fire emergencies and the like. Also, because everyone loves slides.)

More clear things (For a few reasons. Finding kids, easier to see from the ground so less chance of sex in the tubes, etc)

No ball pits (Fun as they are, they're also health and safety disasters... as are the tubes as a whole, really. Oh well, that can be my next thing.)

Figure out some way to clean the tubes thoroughly every night.

Some of them DO reduce fun a bit, I'll admit, but the whole safety thing is an issue, too.

Oh, for the clear bits: More of the netting-based rooms might work, plus larger, more common windows (which they had to let in light, mostly, I think.)

>>51111
If you are REALLY from St. Louis, you would have called it the SHITTY Museum.

St. Louisan impostors piss me off so much.

>>53767

Safety is a bullshit issue that is pussifying this nation.

To the faggot that posted about rape: Good. That will stop those girls from being dumb enough to follow old men in secluded areas.

There was that slide with all of the spinning tube things that scared the shit out of me. Every time I went down it I was convinced that one of my toes would get stuck in it and would get ripped off.

I miss that place so much

>>52370
I just looked up chotskis. I hate you.

>>53785
Hey, It's not like I'm going to coat the whole thing in soft rubber and only have one layer, with open tops so the kids can be watched, or anything.

Besides, ball pits are a bitch to maintain, with crushed balls and what not, and the netting areas were quite possibly the best part of DZ anyway.

>>53829
shit.
I meant Tchotchkes! O_O

Jesus titty-fucking christ on a Pogo shick YES!!! I fucking LOVED DZ! Mon worked in daycare, so I went there at least 3 times a year.I remember going there one day I had off and no other school did and it was all mine for the whole fucking day!! I had so much fun. Friends and I did a huge hide and go seek thing with an XMen theme to it (was a nerd even back then). DZ, where are you in our time of greatest need? 20 internets to whoever started this thread, and 20 more to all it's posters.

fuck yeah i loved that place, now its shoe depot
;_;

We used to have a DZ in the same shopping center as a Toys R Us. Went to DZ a few times for birthday parties and stuff, and went to TRU also, for the hell of it.
Now, It's a gym for women and partially a Levitz, which is closing soon.

Mine is a shoe depot too. If I ever get really fucking rich I'm building one of these ALL FOR MYSELF.

But you can visit, /toy/. If you get AIDS in my ball pit I'll cry, so don't do it.

I wonder what they did with the HUGE tube mazes when they all closed?

Probably just melted them down and crap, what a waste.

THE MEMORIES AHHH SO AWESOME

any Newenglandfags remember going to Antics before it closed in the late 90's?

FUCKING LASER TAG AND HUGE SLIDES HELL YES.

Also, the maze things were mostly nets that I liked to climb upside down on and stuff. There was also some crazy sphere you could sit in and use a steering wheel to move the whole room around.

The memories...

>>54037
I still remember when it closed, what a sad sad day that was.... a part of my childhood was gone, now all we have is shitty space center and the last time i was there it was even worse, WHY CAN"T THESE DAMN PLACES STAY OPEN!!!

ITS A FUCKING TRAVESTY THAT NO ONE HAS MENTIONED THE FUCKING MOUNTAIN AT THE CENTER OF THE BALL PIT!

>>54059
AW FUCK. I used to secretly take my socks off to climb the mountain to create more friction and gripping power. Everyone admired me so much. No one ever found out my secret.

We had no problems at the DZ near me. We had fucking MEN IN BLACK laser tag. Sweet shit.

Man, haven't thought about DZ in years... Of course, like everyone else, I was seriously butthurt when it closed down, but reading over some of the posts here and thinking about it from a grown-up perspective I understand why it had to close.

I mean, seriously, how do you evacuate a bunch of kids in that age range who are #1: Having a blast and don't want to leave and #2: are somewhere in the middle of a ball pit or series of tubes and probably aren't sure how to get out anyway? Good Lord, the fire marshals must have been sniffing around those places 24/7 for an excuse to shut them down.

And that one post earlier about little girls getting raped in the mazes? A story like that, even if it had been made up, is enough to ruin a business like that if it gets around to a few parents.

DZ was incredible, and I don't regret a single minute I spent there (that I can remember... I suspect I might've had a couple run-ins with bullies in the ball pit but I can't recall for sure). That being said, I get why it's gone.

>>54073
I NEVER wore socks when I was in there. I loved going barefoot as a kid. That and eating everything I got my hands on is why my immune system rocks.

Kids these days get sick if you don't sanitize the house properly.

>>55126

having worked at one, we did fire drills monthly, and sent our quickest/smallest 5-6 people (usually tight little high school girls) on predeteremined routes to clear everyone out.

luckily, i was too tall to fit in there and move quickly

Who remembers Busy Kids? That place kicked so much ass, I swear, if you never went to Busy Kids when you were a kid then you should just fucking kill yourself right now because you've already missed out on the most excitement and fun you'll ever have in your whole lifetime. Even moreso than Discovery Zone. Busy Kids totally owned the shit out of Chucky Cheeses and McDonalds Play-Places and all that other bullshit. If I ever get rich I'm gonna hire someone to build an adult sized Busy Kids.

I know it's not exactly a toy per-say, but I feel it fits the atmosphere of this board.

We never had DZ in Australia but there were many like them.
I went to one once where the series of tubes actually dumped you out into quite large rooms with rather opp shopped couches in them. The best thing was that there was no way to get up to the rooms other than the tubes so the next time our holidays group went there we all stole our lunches out of the box and vanished up in there for the day.

We got a Joker's in the mall, which is similar to DZ and Chuck E.

Would anybody in Maine care to tell me if Joker's is worth going to?

Man, the DZ was sic. I wish they hadn't closed down.

The reason Discovery Zone closed was due to bankruptcy.

>>52702
oh shit, you mean the one in henrietta?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ex-XIouPo8

Original commercial.

>>55400

Fellow Mainer? In my /toy/?

Yah - Jokers is okay. Its about as close as you'll get to the classic DZ feel. They've got a 4 story playhouse thing there with alot of the same things from DZ - the roller slides, giant ball pit with a mountain in the middle, series of coloured tubes. Jokers is also the only place in southern Maine where you can get Mr. Pibb (fun fact).

But, yah - DZ. I havn't thought about that place in 10-12 someodd years, and suddenly all the memories come flooding back. I remember the commercials, the times I went there. I think I can even just recall the feeling of hard plastic on my little child hands. Ahh, what fun.

I wish they made adult-sized DZ style places. I'd love to crawl around in some brightly coloured tubes and pretend to be a kid for an afternoon.

>>53767

You can't get rid of ball bits. They're the centerpiece to those things. You build the tubes around the ball pits. To propose getting rid of them is preposterous.

GREATEST BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER

REMEMBER THAT HUGE ASS BUBBLE MACHINE?

AND THAT THING WITH THE WATER AND THE CLAY, AND YOU WOULD DAMN UP THE WATER TO CONTROL THE FLOW HOLY SHIT THAT WAS WIN

ALASKAFAGS REPORT IN, ANCHORAGE DZ FTW

>>55714
You would need to pull the entire thing apart, bleach every ball, make sure nothing but balls goes back in, and such. Ever night.

It's the only way to get terrified parents in there, and there are enough of them that if you don't, there's NO WAY you will survive financially.

... Or do a water park with DZ-like tubes and stuff. Then replace the ball pits with chlorinated water. That might work.

>>55718

Or you just say you do and don't. I forget that OCD is normal these days. But c'mon, I mean if kids can't play outside they should at least be able to run around in tubes and plastic balls.

The point is though, the ball pit is key. You can't open a place like that without a ball pit. It just doesn't work.

>>53783
You obviously haven’t been there recently. Go here http://www.citymuseum.org/allattractions.html and bask in the fucking win that is the city museum.

>>55447
>pretend to be a kid for an afternoon
Sadly your grown-up body and mind prevents you from enjoying them. You no longer are able to clamber around for hours without going "fuck this, my legs ache" and your mind isn't quite as easily distracted.

>>55775

I beg to differ I am very easily distracted.

>>55775
just to prove you wrong I'm going to build the most epic adult sized DZ and use it for paint ball.

>>55775
Attention's a funny thing you know. One minute you're a focused adult, and the next you're hey what's over there---

>>55794
I swear as soon as I read that my chair broke.

>>55775
Maybe just climbing around would be boring, but I think that simple tag with a few people in DZ would still be fun as hell, even for adults. When we would play tag as kids it was always cool because since you couldn't run upright through the tubes, it was less about endurance and more about strategy and memorizing the layout.

>>55962
I remember once there was a worker in the tubes that unzipped one of the blocked off areas for me to hide during a game of hide n seek.

Fuck that was awesome. She was hot, too.

>>51101
Agreed it made me sad though because some dumbass got killed or hurt and it had to shut down =/ so sad one of the best places ever

I remeber this, and another one near me. The second one was more of a sports facility with a DZ-esque verical labrynth thing. Either way, both were fucking awesome.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PkKbqKNmEME&feature=related

WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO IT? FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKING SHITTTTTTTTT

>>53767
the hell? you suck , safety hazards are what made this places so much fuckwin...
i remember me and my friends used to climb up the sides of the play-places at mc'donalds to the top of the thing, and once we jumped over to the roof...our parents didn't take us out much after that.

Holy shit, I remember having some the greatest birthdays at DZ. I was terrified of going down those slides or whatever the fuck they are. It was great.

>>54086
We had one of those at ours too. It was kick ass.

>>51746
>>51732
Samething happen to the one here. The DZ was right next to that faggot ass chuck e cheese and when DZ closed down I was pissed that chuck e cheese was still in business.

In fact, how the fuck has Chuck E Cheese been in business for so damn long? The one here is still alive, but everytime I see it, it's fucking empty.

Man FUCK Chuck E Cheeses, that place's shit is so weak and tiny compared to DZ. When I was a kid I didn't even think of Chuck E Cheeses as being in the same genre as DZ. And what the fuck is with that rat anyway, he was probably designed by some furfag. DZ up cheeses down.

i remember them giving megazord watches to the bday kids for a small amount of time, i HELLLAA wanted one.

>>56019


natalie is fucking hot.

Man, the one where I lived (Austin), every time I went I got into the back passages, behind the zippers. One of the zippers was broken, so I spent like half the time I was there back there. Explored every inch of the place. It was like my own private DZ.

Some kid's head got decapitated at one the ones I went to. Can't remember where and how.

DISCOVERY ZONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
;_;
I remember we only got to go when we got income tax. The back area was ALWAYS empty for some reason, so I go to run through all of that shit by MYSELF everytime! I love the big room with all of those ropes making like a giant spiderweb thing you could climb so high up and get into the tubes.
And of course, the roller slide. It was AMAZING, just the sound of it from the entrance was enough to make you get hyper.

>>51191
>>51154
>>51139
ahahaha yeah I remember stuff like that happening in the tubes and nobody knew it happened... I'll bet they all have aids now

>>56175
The guy who founded Atari, Nolan Bushnell, also founded what would eventually become Chuck E. Cheese's.

This is so not a toy, but I loved that place, iw as so sad when the one in my town closed down....

>>57275
its a giant toy

I LOVE DZ!!!

...except that the one i used to go to took out a huge-ass part for some dumb MIB game-thing. they took out the best part, too- the zipper cable! man, i was pissed!

>>51100
>>51101
>>51130
>>51158
>>51171
>>51711
>>52856

etc... Awesome posts.

DZ was awesome.

I went to Chuck E. Cheeses maybe...3 times in my youth...and Fun Zone once. But I never went to Discovery Zone, and this being Long Island, I'm sure there was at least one.

I feel so left out. ;_;

DBZ, FUCK YEAH!!

DZ was amazing... I only went once... does anyone remember the time scale/price for admission? I remember I could never go because it was so expensive. I think it was $7 for 30 minutes or something to that effect... could someone clarify if they did charge by time you spend there? I miss it so much!!

SOLUTION TO THE CLEANING PROBLEM FOR THE BALLPIT:

ADD A FUCKING TRAPDOOR.

BALLS DROP DOWN AT NIGHT, GET RUN THRU CLEANSING SOLUTION, THEN YOU JUST PACK THEM UP AND DROP THEM BACK IN.

NOW FOR THE TUBES:
WELL FUCK. CLEANING THEM ONCE A WEEK SHOULD BE ENOUGH I THINK.

ALSO, DO A FULL BODY CHECK ON EVERYONE ENTERING, AS TO PREVENT NEEDLES ETC.


NOW GIMME AN ADULT VERSION

Anyone remember 'the Jungle'?

Jungle. Jungle. Jungle.

>>59821
SHAN NAH NAH NAH NAH KNEES KNEES ?

We had a couple of DZs in San Antonio, there was also this place called Pear Apple County Fair. I went there once, it was dark as shit and it gave off this real creepy vibe the whole time.

I played a Gallagher arcade game, and then some dude tried to take my tickets and exchange them for "big" tickets.

There was some place in North Star mall that was like DZ, it was pretty big, I don't remember much about it though.

"D...Z.... where you can have... a hell of a time!"

I forgot how the song went but I remember seeing the robot that would come out of the door and have the cake in its hands

we've got something here a lot like DZ (here is chicago, west burbs) called fun zone or something. they have something that isnt quite as big but still huge, and they let adults in there, mostly so kids can be supervised and dont get raped in the tubes. i went there last year and got my fat ass stuck and wound up breaking a whole section trying to get loose.

also, its HELL on your knees, even when i was a kid that shit hurt

DZ was cool, but leaps and bounds was better