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....Go on.

Having settlements that gave me good access to wood and brick, I was building roads rapidly, to a degree where I managed to actually restrict Plouton to a small portion of the board, blocking him with my roads. This is something that's rather difficult to do, and not entirely a great idea, since the remaining player didn't waste his resources and now has a larger area to settle. Since Plouton had no room for new settlements, his only hope was to upgrade his settlements into cities and to get development cards. He was at a heavy disadvantage, since he would have fewer settlements to produce resources, but he could still win if he had excellent luck.

He did not have great luck. Slowly but surely, he got more and more upset, as every dice roll seemed to go against him. On a poor roll, he would place a hand on the girl's neck and squeeze her, choking her until I turned to look at him. Before I could say anything, he would let her go, leaving marks on her pale skin.

By the time I realized the game was purely between me and Sanguinatus, it was too late for me to remember that I was sitting across from a guy who worshiped death and would probably end up killing us all if he lost. Plouton steadily grew more and more violent as the game progressed, digging his fingers into different parts of the girl, slapping her, and even tracing thin lines of blood across her skin with a spiked ring, She didn't protest, and even more remarkably managed to keep the board from shifting too much.

I didn't know what to do. I felt like I should do something for the girl, but this was something that she wanted. I didn't know if I would be doing her a favor if I let Plouton win, preventing him from taking out his frustration on her, or whether she would actually be unhappy that she would miss out on a chance to be further mistreated.

I hate to interrupt but...
What the fuck

Sanguinatus looked like he would be the winner of our game, as he had a far better board position. However, he didn't look particularly happy. The game was now just a distraction, something to focus on in order to ignore Plouton getting aroused as he kept abusing the girl.

As I tried to avoid looking at her, I didn't realize for quite some time that the girl was flushed. She was steadily losing control of her breathing, and the board became more and more messy as she herself was becoming more and more aroused.

We continued to play, until we were simply going through the motions. Sanguinatus had clearly won, and we were just waiting for him to obtain the 10 victory points to finish the game. I was making poor trades simply so he would get the resources he needed, but luck wasn't producing what we needed.

Finally, after what felt like years (though it had barely been an hour and a half), he finally managed to win the game. There was a brief murmur of congratulations, and then Plouton, unable to contain his frustration, spread apart the girl's legs and then slapped her as hard as he could on her inner thigh. Her abdomen spasmed upwards, sending the pieces everywhere.

As she began to gather the pieces up while Plouton and Sanguinatus organized them inside the box, I set the alarm on my phone to go off in three minutes before quickly replacing it back into my pocket.

Once the game was put away, Plouton turned to Sanguinatus and told him that he deserved a prize for winning. "You may have her for two nights," he told him, "you may do as you wish."

Just as Sanguinatus cheerfully accepted, my alarm went off, and I picked up my phone, stepped away from them, and started to hold a quiet pretend conversation. I then turned back to them, saying that I was really sorry, but that I had to leave.

Sanguinatus simply said that it was nice that I could come, but Plouton looked rather angry. He stood up, yanked on the leash to force her to stand, and then aimed a kick at the girl's leg, making her fall to the carpet. Then, as if he had done nothing of the sort, he walked over to me, extended his hand, and said that we simply must play again sometime.

I gave a false smile, and then left the house, leaving the strangest game I've ever played behind me.

What the fuck...

this is the best viral marketing i have ever seen.

>>16002454
Nah it's just fap-fiction.

I... I just...

Nope. Petgirls aren't sexy anymore.

Thanks a lot.

You need a poorly drawn clone of duke nukem spraying holy water on them as they scream in despair "It hurts and sting!"

>>16002454
this. I have never wanted to play Catan more than i do now.
Just have to find the proper table!

This story better end with you saving the girl and punching the dick head OP.
You've just random encountered a LE death cultist on your travels who has a slave; as a paladin of /tg/, its your duty to do the right thing and kick some ass in a one on one game of Settlers for the girls freedom.

I usually hate White Knighting but.

>Madam; Say the word and I will end this.

>>16002485
Damn fucking right.

There'd have been a fight if I were there.

She'd have had to TELL me that she wanted this.

And I probably wouldn't have believed her and fought him anyway.

>>woman
>>turned on by violent domination, pain, and disgusting power play

Seems fairly normal. You think that's weird? You gay, son? Only pussies don't beat their girlfriends.

Let's see how much Mr. Tightypants likes getting hurt.

Fucker needs a bat to the brainpan.

This is either a Troll who has put a lot of effort into it in which case 10/10 or it is true in which case Holy Fuck!

I would not have show the dame restraint.

People can dress as they wish and usually do but the moment he started coming out with the Emo brainless imitation philosophy i would have mocked him hard.

When the abuse started then I would have shattered his jaw bone and left him spitting teeth and gurgling in his own blood.

>>16002499
I'm all for a bit of BDSM with full agreement of both parties, safewords and letting everyone in the room know, but that guy is just a creepy douche

Alright, that's it, everything is bad from now on. This story has ruined EVERYTHING.

>>16002517
>>I would not have show the dame restraint.

Seriously. The second he started doing pussy shit like slapping her or gently holding her neck I would've knocked him out and shown him how to abuse a woman like a real alpha male.

>>16002466
>>16002484
>>16002517
>>16002510
>>16002499

This thread needs to be lifted up a little.

>>16002541
Like this?

>>16002484
This.
Talk to your weird friend about them; find out more about the situation, post back here and together we will form a plan.
Lets see /tg/ get some real shit done and save a person Shining knight style (If she needs saving, if this is her fetish, nevermind).
OP; phone your friend right now.

>>16002551
no

Cool story bro.

>>16002558
I'm seeing OP being chased by hot topic vampires while leading a very confused girl by the hand ICO style

>>16002592
All I can imagine is this hot topic vampire sitting on a 'thone' in a huge hall, when an incredibly skinny nerd in full chain mail kicks the door in, charges the length of the hall, backhands the dude off the throne, picks the girl up and runs off again.
The campire stands up and goes 'what the fuck?!' and the nerd yells 'JUSTICE!' or "I'm here to save you, I'm from the internet!"

OP; get to calling your fat goth friend right now, find out the situation.

like this the table has more room

You need to get this shit sorted out. Right fucking now.

>>16002558
>OP; phone your friend right now.

Good idea- Distancing yourself from crazy people
Bad idea- Trying to get involved with crazy people.

>>16002615
FUCKING DO IT!

>He yanked on the leash and without a word the girl stood up, poured a glass of ice tea, handed it to him, and sat back down.

alpha as fuck

Wow... this sort of shit is why I never go anywhere unarmed...

The issue here is not that the abuse looks appalling to virgin fa/tg/uys. The issue is that 1. OP did not make sure that this was fully consensual, and 2. HE SPRANG THAT SHIT IN FRONT OF A COMPLETE STRANGER.

Taking a shit is fine. Taking a shit in your living room in front of your guest, who is not into scat, is not.

>>16002676
How would carrying a weapon improve this situation in any way?

>>16002676
Its dangerous to go alone. Take this.

>>16002485
>>16002615
>>16002558
>>16002499
>>16002510
>>16002517
>>16002520

You guys need to let a guy and gal express themselves.

>>16002703
see
>>16002697

Damn it OP, do you even understand what you've lost?

>>16002702
My own shark? I wish...

>>16002615
>>16002615
>>16002615
>>16002615
>>16002615

GLORIOUS

OP; saddle up.
Its time to be the hero you've always dreamed of and save a princess from a BBEG.
Possibly a seriously damaged goods princess, and the BBEG is more a smug twat than a villanous world ending monster, but fuck it, you'll have a story worth the telling by the end of the fight.

>>16002484
>>16002558
>>16002615
>>16002592
>>16002729
Sorry OP; but if you don't get back to us soon, and do this. You need to hand in your fa/tg/uy card and leave, because you are not a friend of JUSTICE or an adventurer.
Just make sure that she's not into this sort of thing first, seriously, since going to court in full plate mail for assault and kidnapping isn't fun.

As I spent two hours of today reorganizing the contents of 5 different sets of Catan back into their original boxes, I'm fairly certain that you would not be able to arrange the pieces correctly on a normal-sized person. The starting arrangement of the basic game takes at least 70x70cm of space, an even if the creep were to pull down the girls pants, her torso just wouldn't be wide enough.

Unless she's enormously fat, that is.

Greetings, darklings.

What is happening in this spool?

>>16002729
It's all a matter of scaling up. Currently he is a Lvl 1 or 2 Nerd.

This is currently in keeping with the upper end of your abilities.

Eventually we will have new Champion, even if we have to prod him all the way.

ITT: /tg/ wants to go rescue some freaky chick who probably doesn't even want rescuing.

I can see it being the hit comedy movie of the year

>>16002758
No surprise there, the story is obvious bullshit through and through.

>"Sanguinatus, what shall we play today?"

Fucking lost it there.

Wow. messed up folk.

That writing style reminds me a bit of Night and Day.

Good thing it has a fucking ending.

>>16002758
Using the arms placed at the sides, there's enough room.

>>16002805
There is no way it'll stay in anything like a playable state for even ten seconds, especially if you use the arms. Even if you use a comatose Buddhist instead of an aroused girl.

>>16002777
/tg/: at heart, we are romantics, warrior poets and heroes.
Trapped in the bodies of fat 20-something neckbeards with poor social skills.

>>16002818
This is by far the most accurate description of /tg/ I've ever seen.

>>16002777
He's a nerd who just wants to help her.
She's a freak who wants to be dominated and treated like an object.

Together they get into increasingly awkward and strange situations.

Coming this summer!
(no idea for a tagline or a title)

>>16002765
I remember that news story. They weren't allowed on a bus because they were just too damn weird, and the girls goes on about how she's a human pet: "I don't work. I don't pay for anything. I don't go to school. I don't really have other friends. I just go wherever he goes." In print, she sounds abused. When she's saying it smugly to a camera crew, you find yourself feeling bad for the leash-wielding, dress-wearing freak who let him get talked into taking care of a worthless girl.

>>16002815
A bit of sweat might make the pieces adhere to her body, and there was probably a fair amount of sweat.

Eh.

Or you could do the smart thing, and just call the cops? It's obviously a case of abuse, and as far as I'm aware, it's illegal.

It really all depends on whether you want justice, or whether you want to be the hero.

But seriously, why, in the name of all things cinnamon-swirl, would you hang out with goths? A normal person's response to the whole "What is infinity?" thing is 1) laugh, 2) ask "Are you serious?" 3) Open the door, 4) Get on the floor, 5) Everybody walk the dinosaur - out of the house.

I mean, why even subject yourself to this weirdness?

Long story short: Call the cops, report abuse; and public lewdness.

>>16002848
Some goth chicks are hot, jus tnot the crazy ones that want to be used as objects.

Unfortunately most goth chicks are fucking crazy.

You should invite them to a WoD game.
Oh god, despite everything, I would love to play a game with this manner of crazies.

...and you fucking played the game on top of her?
No.
No.
No.

The moment that she lays on the table and he puts the board on her, you know what I'd fucking do?
Throw the board off.
Look at each of them in the eyes.
Spin 360.
And moonwalk the fuck out.

Moonwalking out of a situation is the only way to solve a good chunk of its insanity.
Walked in on a roommate having sex once. Instinct kicked in and I moonwalked out.
We haven't spoken of it since.

A friend and I ran into something like this once, I should probably explain my friend first though. He is Military with several years in the rangers. He is also the product of a home where his Father beat him and his mother regularly. So anyways We go to play game with some folks we never met,Friend is cool greets everyone nicely then notices that there is a couple all gothed up. Gives me a pleading look. Girl is wearing choke collar guy has the leash. I sit friend away from the couple. Game starts. We are playing WoD. Goth boy keeps making stupid comments about rape etc. Friend tells him thats not funny shut the fuck up. Goth boy keeps it up. Friend excuses himself quietly and steps out onto the balcony to take a breath.Goth couple goes out onto the balcony to smoke. I hear the following. " do it again and you will learn to fly." followed by what probably started as a fuck you then turned into a scream. Buddy walks in apologises and leaves. Find goth boy hooked by his pants leg upside down hanging off balcony, goth girl is trying not to laugh.

>>16002889
>Moonwalking out of a situation is the only way to solve a good chunk of its insanity.
Walked in on a roommate having sex once. Instinct kicked in and I moonwalked out.
We haven't spoken of it since.
So you defused the "insanity" of a perfectly mundane, embarassing situation... by prolonging it with a flourish and dance. You realized they probably stopped everything a spent the next 4 minutes talking about what the fuck that was, and how they feel they should finish but neither is in the mood anymore.

Sounds amusing. I wonder if she's bi.

Make sure to wear an MP3 with this on under your helmet when you ride back in there to save her OP.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY
Its the only way to make things less strange and more awesome.
Also; for those of you saying she's probably into it; if she was really into it would she look hollow as OP said? She's probably just emotionally fucked up and he's taking advantage of it.

>>16002910
Maybe I should clarify.
It defuses the issue for ME. I don't give a fuck if they thought it was weird.

That's what they get for fucking stark naked in the living room.

Time to stoke yourself up OP, using the /tg/; music to fight evil to soundtrack.
Impossible Dream.
Light up the night.
Hero by Heather Dale.
Sons of Odin.

Cool story bro

OP (if not trollan) should smack his friend silly for leaving him alone with a bunch of fucking sociopaths.

Seriously, he could have at least warned you that they were all completely insane.

>>16002830

>He's a nerd who just wants to help her.

>She's a freak who wants to be dominated and treated like an object.

>Together they get into increasingly awkward and strange situations.


I'm pretty sure this is the subtext of about half the anime ever created.

>>16002949
His friend sounds insane to go along with it.

I'd just fucking bail, I did it before when I rocked up to a gaming group and they were all talking about their dragon fucking fetishes. Yeah I'm here to kill dragons and shit, not to hear the DM talk about his lust for dragon dick in his ass.

Honestly I would've interfered.

Seriously, I would have caught his wrist and punched him in the face.

>>16002993
>his lust for dragon dick in his ass

oh sweet god

>>16002993
Seconded. I have a talent for suddenly vanishing in unwatched moments. Not quite Batman level, but I'm working on it.

That's incredibly messed up OP.
Did this just happen or what?

>this thread

>>16002927

Yes they should have been fucking fully clothed.

I'm dissapoint in OP.
I can imagine this encounter to be scary, but he just played along to the end of this show after calling THEM weird. Fuck you, OP.

well, where is the screencap of this story? I hate doing it myself...

>>16003149
It's not his fault!

Wonder what they do for a living.

>>16003154
Do you really think this piece of fiction is worth preserving?

>>16003156
Yes, It is

>>16003165
It totally is.

>>16003175
He's not to blame!

Mmm...people have a lot of freedom to do what they want in the privacy of someones home, even in front of company, for sexual pleasure. But god damn explain the situation!

Safe, Sane, and Consensual is not a suggestion in BDSM relationships. It's how you keep things from going too far and leading to abuse. I don't care how much she consented the fact that her 'owner' couldn't be bothered to explain things properly to a stranger or make sure that OP was comfortable with the situation speaks worlds for his irresponsibility. I would never submit to anyone like that and I am really kind of worried for her safety in the hands of such a pathetic incompetent.

>>16002941
>Light up the night.

Wouldn't Keep Quiet be better for the actual BBEG fight? Light Up the Night seems to be more for riding into battle to me.

someone screencap the fuck out of this.

>>16003218
Meh, nothing special.

>>16002941

Go to youtube.
Search for "Atomic Bonsai"
OP: ASCEND

OP's a fucking pussy for not leaving and going home or, even better, confronting the fuckers about it. OP, you played Settlers of Catan on the half-naked body of another human being, who may or may not have consented to it. You are not a nice person.

>"darklings"
>abuse
>smug shitheads

I would kick that guy's head just on the matter of principle. I hate people like that. They are disgusting and have no manners around others.
They talk shit and are degenerate.

Finally! found it!

You should had done this!

>>16003254
You clearly have not found it.

What are you guys getting all riled up over?

nothing a swift backhand wont fix. That was pure NE fetishism right there. Expressing themselves? Give me a break. My jackboot down that pansy ass pseudo vamp's throat is how I express myself

OP, my first and only reaction is WHY.

WHY didn't you sock that immense girlfriend-beating faggot right across his fat faggy face and did not stop until he stopped breathing and pissed his tighty pants?

WHY did you allow your sanity to be violated in such a way?

Who the fuck are you, a worthless pussy liberal?

After this thread all I have in my head is the image of a skinny goth sitting on a Conan-sorcerer throne, complete with a weeping Slave girl chained to it, in a dark hall.
And slowly in the distance, a sound begins to rise.
It is the mission of each true knight.
Nay...his duty.
Nay; his privilidge...to dream, the impossible dream...
To fight, the unbeatable foe.
At which point the sound of fighting can be heard, the goth and his slave look up at the Door, the goth passivly, the Slave curious, then the door is kicked off its hinges as a rotund nerd steps in, bellowing 'TO FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT! WITHOUT QUESTION OR PAUSE!' walks up to the Throne the goth is sitting on, who draws a huge, skull hilted two hander from no where and starts fighting, only to be struck unconsious on 'To this glorious quest, that my heart will lie peaceful and calm, when I'm laid to my rest'
At which point he kneels by the girl, who looks up at him, afraid and in awe; and gently undoes the collar, and offers her his hand...[And the world, will be better for this]
She looks surprised and takes it [That one man; scorned and covered in scars]
[Still strode] Image of the two walking past the unconsious Goth-vampire-thing
[With his last ounce of courage] Image of the two silouetted against the Sun.
[TO REACH! THE UNREACHABLE STARS!] Image of the two riding off on a Motorbike.
Followed by the Goth waking up, in his totally wrecked room, his throne tipped over and his Slave gone, looks around and just says 'What the fuck?'

I lol'd

>>16003333
...this needs to be drawn as a comic strip so badly; with the line '/tg/: Warrior poets and heroes in the bodies of fat nerds' on the bottom.
That's glorious.

>>16003333
My nigga.

I can't stop laughing at this entire thread, god damnit /tg/, you are glorious, glorious internet heroes.

>Once the game was put away, Plouton turned to Sanguinatus and told him that he deserved a prize for winning. "You may have her for two nights," he told him, "you may do as you wish."

THIS MAN IS GENEROUS AND NOBLE. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SLANDER HIM.

>>16003359

Hey, I'm not fat.

this thread was a great way to find out about settlers of catan.

>>16003237

If we're doing homestuck music, we're putting on Rex Duodecim Angelus. If there was a piece of music for fighting a gothic final boss to rescue the princess, that was it.

kill them, then kill yourself

it's the only logical thing to do

>"HOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PRETEND TO BE HUMAN. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU. I SWEAR I WILL KILL Y-"

what if she actually wasn't human?

what if she was a cyborg or some xeno species that OP had thought was human?

The thing is, what if it was consensual? I know /tg/ fucking has this thing for going white knight all over a girl's face but there are some people who are into this. Granted the guys sound like hardcore lifestyle fetish people, but if she is also into the lifestyle then it is her choice. I get that you people probably want to save her, but if it's her choice what of it? Some people choose this. Granted I used to do Personnel Recovery but I also have friends that are into the fetish lifestyle. What he probably thought was that you were into some lifestyle choice OP. My question on to you is why do you hang out with him and call you friend if he makes you feel odd?

>>16003265

Damn captcha ate it.

>>16003409
That goth was a hero all along.

>>16003333
>Hear me, heathens and goths
>And serpents of sin!
>All your dastardly doings are past,
>For a holy endeavor is now to begin
>And virtue shall triumph at last!
>I am a fa/tg/uy of /tg/,
>A hero and warrior,
>My destiny calls and I go,
>And the wild rolls of fortune
>Will carry me onward,
>Oh whithersoever they roll

Interesting bit.

If this is made up, it still could happen.
There are plenty of broken people, who have been abused by relatives and families, and can only understand affection or attention in the form of abuse.
That girl might be such a person.
And Plouton is just a sadist. Probably she loves what he does.

But that's just a symptom of being broken.
People shouldn't be broken in the first place.

Why is everyone here either stupid, ignorant, a completely mediocre troll, or both? I mean, I'm none of those things. You'd think somebody else in this thread would be like me. But no...

>>16003418
>"HOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PRETEND TO BE HUMAN. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU. I SWEAR I WILL KILL Y-"

If she's into that kind of thing or not; that's pretty magnificently fucked up. Infact; pretty much everything about this seems fucked up.

>>16002363

The next time someone pontificates at me too much, I am so doing that.

blahblahblahsociobullshitGO GO POWER RANGERS, YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS!

Sometimes, the only sane response to the inhumanity of others is equally blatant absurdity. It's the polite equivalent of bitchslapping them with your wit.

>>16003442
>both
>lists three things

No sir, you are the troll. A subtle one at that but I'm afraid you haven't the skill to evade detection from the likes of me. Run along to your den now, perhaps mother troll has caught some particularly succulent newfags for you to eat.

ITT: vanillafags who refuse to understand how anyone could possibly like something that they don't like, BDSMfags who refuse to accept that anyone involved in the "lifestyle" (I hate that word) could be anything other than 100% safe, sane, consentual, and mentally healthy, trolls who need to learn to fucking troll better, and an OP who went to WAY too much fucking trouble.

>>16003434
Continued trail of thought.

BDSM relationships, if they are sexual, (and this one was, since the guy got mad boners from beating the girl) should be kept in private.

>>16003447
sounds like a good starting point for how dark eldar or very heretical hive spire folk live their lives.

yeah. I can see this turning into a campaign.

>>16003462

I'm bisexual, does that still make me a vanillafag?

And no I'm not taking my words back, that guy deserved to get punched the shit out of him, lifestyle or not.

>>16003377
It's really a great game.

God damn it. I hope this is just creepy pasta.
Fa/tg/uys. Hear me. Listen to me. We fight. We rage. We have the souls of warrior poets and yearn to make enemies quick. Our blades yearn for blood and can only be quenched by our foes. We yearn to fight. Our souls crave it.

I have seen war /tg/. I have seen death. I have seen a man on fire kneel down to make peace with his maker. While I am no Roosevelt, I was a former soldier. I have seen foreign lands. Ask yourself before you kick in the door of this pathetic soul not what he deserves, nor what his offense is. Ask of the girl. Is this of her will? If it is then go to the man and help him be a better man before you run him in. You want to help the girl? Take the fat vampire and help him to be a better man so he can earn the girl. If she doesn't like her place, then and only then should you act with force OP. And then come down on them like a storm.

>>16003418

As I said before, even if they were into this, you don't fucking do play without ensuring that everyone in your playspace is okay with it. It's not safe or nice to make someone uncomfortable and put them into the situation that OP was put into. It's sexual harassment of OP.

Them ain't kosher rules.

>He stood up, yanking the leash as he did so, and the girl gave a small cry of surprise and pain.

By this point I'd be asking him to explain exactly what the fuck they were up to - if they explained it was some sort of sex game/whatever it'd be cool but I'm sure as shit not letting that go without knowing why. Hell, I'd definately ask 'sanguinatus' what the fucks going on.

>On a poor roll, he would place a hand on the girl's neck and squeeze her, choking her until I turned to look at him. Before I could say anything, he would let her go, leaving marks on her pale skin.

And by this point I wouldn't be playing.

>and even tracing thin lines of blood across her skin with a spiked ring

And if an explanation hasn't been provided someone else would be on the floor.

Common decency is that they'd explain what the frell they were up to, and if not then they're just acting that way for no shown reason and deserve intervention.

As I said, if this was explained that she was into it and whatever I wouldn't have a problem, well maybe a small one but I could ignore it, but just doing that is resulting in Inner Paladin surfacing.

wait a minute

so twisted and deranged goth faggots can get females who are absolutely willing to please them but I can't get anywhere even close to a female?

where is the justice in this world

where. You have forsaken me, gods.

>>16003447
Some chicks get turned on by humiliation.

>>16003496
I'd like to add some guys get turned on by humiliation too. Casual encounters page on craigslist is scary as fuck but the thing is that you wouldn't expect maybe half of the people their who post ads to be into that kinda stuff.

>>16003494
I don't get it. Are you seriously suggesting that you are entitled to as much or more sexual interaction with women as other people... just because you don't like said other people?

That makes no sense.

I mean, presumably, the reason you can't get near women is that you're really repulsive to women. Stop being so repulsive to women and you'll get laid.

Doesn't matter whether they were into it or not. They were being irresponsible by not cluing OP in on what was going on.

>>16003512
>I'd like to add some guys get turned on by humiliation too.
Dude into humiliation here.
Yep. Like a fucking ROCK.

Fortunately my girlfriend loves it.

Now I have no problem with a couple engaging in bdsm and being creepy fucks about it, but if you're going to do it in the presence of company you should probably explain that to them first, so nobody gets the wrong idea. At the very least it's gotta save a few calls to the cops.

>>16003531
They're *fictional*, you asshat.

>>16003532
and I'm gonna assume if I pass by you on the street or on the bus, I'd never guess that at all.

I think the problem with Plouton and the girl is that they weren't absolutely considerate of OP and how he feeled. But then, Plouton did go into a room to shout at the girl and then gave her as a prize to the sanguinatus guy, so I think Plouton actually thinks of himself as an alright person.

Far be it from me to judge him or her for their fetishes, it sounds like she was into it after all.


But that is shit you do in your own home, or in the company of people who share your interests. Not at a gaming session. I, too, would have gone full-tilt aspie white knight on his ass.

>>16003532
>willing humiliation

I don't think you understand what humiliation is.

>>16003694
>semantic bullshit
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over how erect I am.

>Has the situation been explained?
No
>Will anyone explain it?
No
>Has 'permission' been sought?
No
>Could I understand the situation to be mutually beneficial for both parties
Yes
>Could I understand the situation to be bad for either party
Yes
>Do I disagree morally, depending on the prior criteria?
Yes

My checklist for power-up of White Rage Power Knight or whatever you want to call it indicates that someone would have a lot of explaining to do or confrontation would be unavoidable, and perhaps might be neccesary to seek the former.

You do not just go and do that with someone you don't know - at the very least you explain what's going on from both sides of view. I'm not normally a violent person but if I saw that exactly as I interpreted it I'd probably end up smacking the guy or calling the police.

>Has 'permission' been sought? No
are you required to witness this permission asking and giving?

no

>>16003857
Like fuck you aren't. If someone thinks they can play that game then they had best be prepared to deal with the consequences. Vigilante or otherwise.

>>16003921
lol

it's called not being an aspie retard. Yes the two were doing things not acceptable in society and the two should've probably thought a bit about whether OP might be entirely comfortable with their acts but doesn't fall on OP to suddenly go all vigilante on them.

jesus christ you whiteknight faggots

>>16003940
Otherwise here meaning law enforcement chucklefuck. Were an officer of the law to witness this it would require immediate explanation. You explain it before you arrive at that particular junction to avoid a whole mess of problems.

>>16003940
No whats required is that at least they could-
>Yes I trolled

I think we should permarchive this thread:
http://chanarchive.org/4chan/tg/18482

>>16004269

think of the goddamn children will you?

>>16002407
I love when they die under my boot.

For the people who are saying "WE NEED TO RESCUE HER" did you not fucking notice she was getting aroused as fuck the whole time they were playing?

>>16003977
>>16003940
>>16003921
>>16003857
>>16003718
I agree with both of you!

The Goth dude should have explained what the fuck was going on, in order to avoid being misunderstood.

He shouldn't HAVE TO though. It's just the smart thing to do.

>>16004372
Japanese porn has taught us all sex is painful and horrific to women

>>16004269
>http://chanarchive.org/4chan/tg/18482

Not sup/tg/

>>16004398

You don't even need Japanese porn for that. Just get married.

The proper solution is he should have tried to out crazy them.

Screaming blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne and foaming at the month and being pure insane.

Scare him away.

>>16004438

>>16004372

Why should I?

Liked the story, replies have killed all the fun tho.

>>16004464

Why should you what? Notice something?

I'd assume you'd have at least average perception.

>>16004372

She needs to be saved. From herself.

I know it's not a real story, but...

>...just how Descartes proved that something can't exist without thinking it does

Just pissed me off. SO MUCH.

>>16002830
the name of the movie would be, of course,

Tabletop Games

OP should have challenged his friend for the girl after Plouton awarded her. Take the girl by right of conquest. Then...
"As you new owner I order you to dress like a normal person, file a restraining order against everyone in this room, move to the middle of North Dakota and work in a library. Move bitch!"

>>16004696
>sentencing women to stereotypical jobs
>not urging her to embrace her beautiful and independent nature as a proud member of womynkind by giving her a proper education involving a university degree and a high-paying managerial job.

>>16004505
Hahaha there's nothing quite like assuming philosophical conclusions and the summation of a man's entire work based on one phrase.

>>16004696
What he should have done was challenged the dude to 'The oldest game', that would have got the Goth interested, then told him that you need to bet something of value to you in order to play.
Goth bets the girl, OP bets something.
Then With a Glorious Flourish, started up Rock, Paper, Scissors and won the girls freedom.

I think that it's shit like this that makes people think BDSM is a bunch of fucking psychos.

Provided it isn't just an incredible story, in which case, good job, bro. 10/10

She seemed into most of it. At the same time, screaming at her "how dare you pretend to be human" seems a bit excessive. The minor pain and shit is pretty kinky, and if she likes it, she likes it. But refusing to acknowledge her as a person, in my opinion, crosses the line from d/s into abuse.

Hey, guys?

What IF... just maybe... what if...

Poulton and leash-chick were a dom/sub couple... and they were trolling the everliving fuck out of OP?

Like, she gets off on being scratched up, slapped around, jerked around on a leash, whatever.

When he's in the other room yelling at her, they're both trying not to laugh.

The other dude is in on it, or was as confused as OP, or is just one fucked up fuck, and was trolled further after OP left.

>>16004978
That's just reasonable and boring. Can't we believe OP ran into a fucking NE cultist?

>read OP
>can't help but wonder now what OP pic must've been

>>16005036
just a synxs. Nothing special

>>16004978
Considering how many girls I know would have enjoyed the hell out of it....yes, I can see this post as being the most likely part of the whole story.

>>16005063
Yeah... I'm a switch and I would've enjoyed that as the dom OR the sub.

Especially the TROLOLOLOLO part.

>>16002830
>Coming this summer!
>(no idea for a tagline or a title)
"Sword n' Broad"

You know, I think I met that guy and that girl as well.

Went by a different name, some minor details are different, but otherwise remarkably similar.

Can't recall the game we played, truth be told, as I was never able to find it anywhere else. But the point stands, he made a foolish decision that had seriously set him behind. He began to choke her, and this was apparently the boiling point.

The experience was weird. I didn't think about what I was going to say, it just seemed to flow through me with complete and absolute conviction.

"Harm her again and I will break you."

And I would have. I am normally not a violent or angry person, but I was in no way bluffing. That same force that drove me to speak would have driven me to act against my own nature and strike him down.

>>16005329
You're seriously overreacting to BDSM, bro.

>>16005329
Nice dream there, buddy.

>>16005492
>>16005502
One or both of these, brudda.

>>16005492
Possibly. However, I strongly disagree with abuse even if it's "consensual" (see Battered Wife Syndrome)
>>16005502
Happened.

>>16005492
>>16005502
>>16005514
samefag

>>16005569
Are you really implying BDSM and Battered Wife Syndrome are the same thing?

In BDSM, there's a pre-determined safeword or gesture that the submissive can say or do at any time to make the dom stop everything. The dom is careful to, despite whatever is going on on the surface, maintain respect for and care for the submissive

An abusive husband/wife doesn't give a shit.

There are people who use BDSM as a cover for abuse, though, sadly.

|The moment the girl laid there man...The moment that shit happend I would've run

Run as fast as I could. Seriously man, that's fucked up.

ITT: "HOW DARE YOU TREAT THAT WOMAN LIKE SHE'S JUST AN OBJECT, EVIL PERSON! WE WISH TO RESCUE THAT OBJECT FROM YOU."

you don't like him, but he's still a person, cuz he's a man

she's not much of anything, to him or to many of you

Real life Goreans in the flesh eh?

OP was there a house plant inside the room? Did it look well watered? Did it look like it didn't want to be watered?

>>16006041

>Goreans

Koreans. Starcraft is the gateway to lust and zerg. Maybe just lusty zerg.

>>16006041

>Goreans

Koreans. Starcraft is the gateway to lust and zerg. Or even lusty zerg.

>>16006035
A fucked up, batshit insane human being is still a human being

I wouldn't have saved the girl, but I would back away from the situation as quickly as i could. Being part of a sex act without anyone telling me before hand is weird as shit.

>>16002910

So basically, he wins.

>>16006190
It comes pretty much down to this:
They were acting like furries.

>>16005779
No. I'm not. But it's clear from this story is that this goes beyond simple BDSM into actual abuse under the guise of a fetish lifestyle.

>>16006251
ah but how do you know? there are some people who want to be whiped within an inch of their life and will beg you to do it. Girls who want nothing more than for you to bend her over a table and fuck her in front of her friends and strangers alike.

They were just doing soft teasing really

The man seems like complete douche...but the only real problem in there is lack of forewarning for OP so he could consent or not the scene. Apart from that it seems kinda fun...well, again assuming it was consensual for her.

The second he finished that sentence about Descartes I would have cut him open. I would have cut him open and fished his breakfast out of his guts and fed it to him. I would have killed the other two as well, but only to get them out of the way. I would not stop bashing that motherfucker's head into paste in the carpet until the cops pulled me off him or I passed out from exhaustion.

I have dealt with a lot of jackasses in my life. The whole goth bullshit and speaking like a myspace poet is irritating, though it is still bearable. But nobody-- fucking NOBODY-- misunderstands Descartes that badly on my watch. Ignorance I can handle, but that is the worst interpretation of "I think therefore I am" that I have ever heard. In fact, I think it may be the worst thing I have experienced, period.

>>16006647
I've read James Joyce. I can take you.

>>16006647

Rene Descartes was a drunken fart. Save it for something important.

>>16006667
Get the hell out of here, Colin.

>>16006676
Descartes was totally wrong (though he wasn't as dumb as a lot of people think), but that was simply the most grotesquely idiotic misunderstanding of his ideas I have ever read. Unforgivable.

>>16002777
trips + truth = SOME ONE MAEK SCRIPT NAO!

>>16006231

THIS.

In OP's place, I would have beaten the shit out of both Plouton and the girl. I'm into BDSM myself, and people like those two are turning our fetish into the next fucking furry.

>>16004717
>giving

lol u funay

>>16007011
Can't help but agree, the last thing needed is assholes freaking people out, it's precisely the wrong kind of publicity.

I need a picture of a dude cosplaying as some SotN-level ornate Dracula, holding a bottle of wine and saying, in arched tones, "Do you Catan?"

Because this is amazing.

>see this thread
>come back 6 hours later
>its still up
>209 replies

The answer to awkward situation where someone is forcing their fetish (or expressing it in a way that makes others uncomfortable) is always to unveil my own, (even if I don't actually have them.) I know enough about the darker stuff(/ more exciting stuff) to give anyone a run for their money.

That's right you turn yourself into the oppressive creepy weirdo discussing fetishes, but, you do so in a light-hearted way, and eventually the other person shuts up as you out-fetish them, and get on with the game (it helps if everyone who knows you actually has no idea what you find sexually attractive, but instead are of the opinion that you're well travelled enough to have been exposed to all sorts of shit and as such it doesn't effect you, so at a later date you can say "well I just wanted them to feel as uncomfortable as everyone else did, so I strung together a load of bullshit, It worked didn't it?")

*this is not guaranteed to work and may blow up in your face like a bag full of mexican hand-grenades*

>With a sharp yank of the leash, the girl stood up, and then laid down on the table. She remained there, her pale, flat belly exposed, and I simply stared down at her.

I am officially too uncomfortable to continue.

rolled 54 = 54

..are you guys seriously going on about abuse..in an power transference couple?

you realize that, most likely, those two spent several hours discussing exactly what was going to happen, and where the lines were drawn, right?

Christ, let them have their fetish.

>>16007362
Or not, which is a problem, because to an un-informed OP it looked like abuse. Which only further stigmatizes the damn activity, which is not something anyone with two braincells should wish for. The arsegrape in OP's example should've first talked to OP if he's fine with it, instead of just going at it.

>>16007279

>you out-fetish them

I'm your Huckleberry.

>>16007362
How do you know?

If you have a fetish that could be easily misconstrued as abuse, then you should generally not act it out in public.

And if you do, you really need to make sure that the other people are aware it's just harmless stuff.

Remember that episode of the Simpsons where Homer walks backwards after seeing Apu cheating on his wife.

That's pretty much what I would have done in this situation. Weird shit is weird, and none of my business, and there are other people to play Catan with.

This story didn't end with the phrase 'moving with your auntie and uncle to Bel Air' and I will admit I am upset by that

>>16007465
To be fair, it seems OP has yet to tell his Momma about it.

You know, she might get scared of the type of people he plays Catan with.

The worst part of this whole situation isn't the shitty clothing or fetish acting, it's the stupid vampire names and pseudo-deep philosophy crap. The guy could have looked like the most normal dude in the world, but as soon as that drivel started coming out of his mouth I would have been looking through my mental list of "other shit I can do tonight".

>>16002477
Or an Eternal Sweeper bashing them with a broom.

Look, OP said he was invited to the party by one of his friends who later backed out of attending.

If this story is true, I suspect that the three creepy goths were under the impression that OP's friend had explained the situation to him. Perhaps they were lead to believe that OP was into this kind of thing. This Sanguinatus fellow probably didn't feel the need to explain things to him because he assumed OP already knew what was up.

OP was trolled by his bro, that's it.

this might be the most amazing thread i have seen on /tg/ all summer.

Probably just a BDSM couple. But not informing the OP...

If it is abuse, DRAW YOUR SHINING BLADE AND SLIVE OPEN THE FOUL HERETIC.

OP never mentioned their gender.

>"Blue," I said, picking a nice, happy color.

This is just like my preferred form of comedy.

>>16007888
Umm... yes he did?

Two guys and one chick. It wasn't very ambiguous.

>>16007950
I think he means what OP's gender was.

I'm leaning towards male, although female would actually make quite a lot of sense.

But more male, because of the slightly white-knight-ish nature hinted at during the text.

I can't believe nobody asked the most important question:

What if OP had won the game of Catan?

>>16008000
Then the question of OP's gender would have become enormously more important.

>>16008000

now that is a good question.

>>16008000
OP would have passed the test, and would subsequently have been knocked out and taken off to some facility in the middle of nowhere to be processed...

>>16007974
>although female would actually make quite a lot of sense.
Just what I was thinking.

>"Do you Catan?"
I'm scared...

>>16008000
>>16008004
Why? It either would have revealed the BDSM dude as chauvinist or not. That's about it.

>>16008132
I think you missed this sentence in OP's post.
>Once the game was put away, Plouton turned to Sanguinatus and told him that he deserved a prize for winning. "You may have her for two nights," he told him, "you may do as you wish."

Presumably, the same offer would have been made if OP had been the winner. Which could have been hilariously awkward depending on OP's gender/orientation.

>>16003154
>>16003218
Be thankful I'm bored.

>>16008204

Thank you, I now have an example of 10/10 trolling

...the fuck, man. Reading this, I feel an overwhelming urge to liberate that girl.

I feel like we need to make it some sort of real-life Revolutionary Girl Utena, where a concerned ca/tg/irl would challenge the current owner of the leashed girl and liberate her.

In short, I'm seeing Plouton = Anthy. But where is our Utena?

>>16008204
Thanks.

>>16008319
Who says she wants to be liberated?

>>16008411
...good point. I feel I got the American fever.
WE'RE GONNA LIBERATE THE HELL OUTTA YOU NO MATTER IF YOU WANT IT OR NOT!

>>16008411
Seriously. It says right there in OP's story she was super aroused.

Listen to him, OP. Put her out of her misery

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYflPsa_ZIc

Little late on the music scene but this is what I hear.

>>16008319
No, the girl would be Anthy. Plouton would be the douchebag brother.

>>16008177
Awkward? That's a funny way of spelling hot.

I was genuinely surprised this story didn't end with "The Aristocrats"

>>16002910

If that couple didn't instantly make hotter and more passionate love than the one attempting said moonwalk is obviously of deficient skills.

In short; his skills can't pay the bills.

I out, bitches.

>>16007362
For me, it wasn't the BDSM part that annoyed me about them but the way they ignored OP, which would obviously lead him to think there's something up. They probably did it to seem cool and goth. "Yeah, let's blow his mind when I punish you for pretending to be human." That's my impression of goths, and BDSM could really help them show how they're special snowflakes.

>>16007974
O just assumed male. Why would female make sense?

Thread is already archived on suptg guys.