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This isn't just any old choking. This is...

...Advanced choking.

TIIIIIMMMESSSSSSSSS UPPPPPPPPP RANGEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS

SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT
SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT
SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT
SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT
SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT
SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT
SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT
SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT

OH GOD THESE THREADS. I LOVE IT

Oh my.

Hey Feliz, the Cardinals will strike out any day now.
eh Feliz?
eh Feliz?
eh Feliz?
eh Feliz?

Oh god.

Yes. So much yes.

i don't have a jpg with enough why in it for this situation

WHAT IF WE TAKE THE OUTFIELD

>>16017015
OH GOD FUCKING 10/10

AHAHAHAHAHA LOLING HARD

AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE?

Best thread on 4chan

>bumping while still fucking mad

>>16017026
here try mine

>>16017030
>>16017059
that idea may be crazy enough...

TO GET US TO A GAME 7

>>16017092
oh shit loling hard

What are you spongebob choking?

No I'm teeeexxxaaasssss

What's the difference?

>>16017015

POST OF THE YEAR

ALL YEARS

GAME SEVENNN
GAME SEVENNN
GAME SEVENNN

Maybe Cruz Could have Caught that ball if he didn't have BIG....MEATY... CLAWWSSS

>>16017134
>>16017134
>>16017134
>>16017134
>>16017134

>>16017134
POST OF THE THREAD

TAKE MY MONEY

>this thread

>this thread

FELIZ, YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH THIS INNING, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ONLY NEED THREE MORE STRIKES

STRIKETY
STRIKETY
STRIKE

>This fucking thread

>>16017242

Hey Feliz... do you think you could finish this inning a little.... better?

>this thread

caller: Is this the World Series Champs?

NO THIS IS THE RANGERS

>>16017331

hey patrick i thought of something funnier than game 6

>>16017331

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archive this thread

>>16017355
>using regular Yotsuba
>>>/b/

>>16017354
ley it on me

>>16017355
>Yotsuba
The fuck are you doing?

Rev up those fryers, because we are one strike away from winning the world series!

>this thread

>>16017384
game 7

>>16017377
>>16017386
4chan+ is bugged, makes all boards Yotsuba. Don't know why, but it's been like this for a long time. If you want blue you have to change it every time you reload the page

>>16017393
GET OUT

>>16017406
Click Yotsuba B three or four times and refresh. It should stick.

>>16017406
just manually change it and retake the picture.

Magic conch shell, will the Rangers ever win the World Series?

Uh.... Hello there... Magic conch uhhh.... I was wondering uhhh... Should I win game 6 or game 7?

>>16017331
Fucking lost it. LMAO

>luckswing

F IS FOR FREESE WHO HITS GAME-WINNING HITS

U IS FOR YOU COLLAPSING

N IS FOR NEPTALI CHOOOOOOOKING

Is this trophy any better Ron Washington? I made this one, with my tears.

You like blowing saves, don't you Feliz?

KEEP THOSE CLOSERS COMING TEXAS

F is for Fielders who miss game winning catches..

U is for Useless pitching!

N is for no hitting, gay dugouts, and 11 innings..

Here in the M-L-B!!!

>>16017489
>>16017489
I lost it

>This game is a load of barnacles

so much autism in one thread

>>16017515

so much mad in one post

>>16017504

FUCKING LOL SO HARD

>this thread

>>16017504
10/10

Spongebob is for faggots, but these threads are unbelievably hilarious every time, and /sp/ doesn't even need to change the filenames to ridiculous things to make them funny. I love /sp/

this is the Texas Rangers call

LOSER!
LOSER!

LOSER!
LOSER!

>>16017504

Omg I've never laughed so hard in a spongebob thread

>>16017532

Hey, I've heard this call before!

>>16017540
oh god, dat filename

>>16017522
lol, whatever

stay autist

Thats Feliz's closure face..

Incredible game.
I've always mocked Cubs fans for blaming Bartman when they had a game 7 to play.
I've always mocked Red Sox Fans for not showing up for game 7 in 1986.
Now my team is in this situation. All i want for this team is to comeback tomorrow and show some balls.
Birds fans, your team has some stones. Hope you can keep Pujols in the off season.

i've been here for 6 years....how do you archive a thread?

How come no one has this picture saved? Fuck.

I'M CHOKING THE WORLD SERIES AWAY

CHOKING IT
CHOKING IT
CHOKING IT
CHOKING IT
CHOKING IT
CHOKING IT

Have you finished those innings?

>>16017583
/thread
right here.

>>16017515
so "Autism" has finally evolved to the state of a completely all-purpose word which can mean any possible thing and even convey opposite meanings in certain contexts, huh? never change

Does this look like a World Series win?

>david freese's hat

>>16017575
>>16017575
>>16017575
>>16017575
>>16017575
>>16017575
OH GOD I ACTUALLY LAUGHED

Selig! Selig!
What is your take on the world series?

Cardinals win lol

>''Ron Washington, What do I need to win the World series?
>IMAAAGINATTION

CLOSING!!!!!!! CLOSSSINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!! CLOOSSSSSSIIIIINGGGGGGGG

>>16017618

Really? You did? I'm surprised since it's your own post.

>>16017641

What do you mean? Of course I can get you outs, Ron. I can count three right off the bat!

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this thread is first on the list
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>>16017489
COMEDY GOLD

>>16017658

Fucking 5 star post

Autism, autism everywhere

WINNER TAKES ALLLLLLL

god the puns are killing me.

>this thread

>>16017675
:)

First go like this, score a run - STOP!
Lose the lead four times... one, two, three, four. Then... Nelson sucks! Woo! Woo!
Stop trying in the 8th inning - Don't forget it!
Now it's time to bring Freese around town. Bring him arooooound town!
Then you do this, and that, this and that, and this and that, and then...

GAME SEVEN!

>>16017675
>2011
>not being autistic
really if you are not autistic and are on this site then you are a fucking loser beyond belief

CLOSING PLAN

NEPTALI NEEDS THE HEIMLICH


CLOSING PLAN

NEPTALI NEEDS THE HEIMLICH

CLOSING PLAN

NEPTALI NEEDS THE HEIMLICH

CLOSING PLAN

NEPTALI NEEDS THE HEIMLICH

CLOSING PLAN

NEPTALI NEEDS THE HEIMLICH

>>16017698

>>16017698
Goddamn this is awesome.

FINALLY! NOW THAT I'VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU

AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAND DELIVER THESE CHOKES TO ME PERSONALLY

>>16017698
oh my god this is FANTASTIC

>>16017698
why did I laugh

>>16017698
probably the best spongebob post i've seen in a long time.

Blow the save? You've gotta be kidding me.

Just got an order from the boss. Dump everything that doesn't have to do with saving the game.

W-w-we have to stop Ron Washington from relapsing and returning to evil, EVIL EEEEVIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>16017719
I'd like to blow all your saves.

>>16017698

Hey, that's my World Series win!

You can have it.

HEY DEREK HOLLAND WHAT WAS YOUR PLAN FOR PITCHING THIS GAME?

MUSTACHES!

Hey look its what the Rangers did.

>''Let's see''
>''Rangers smell...''
>''Rangers smell like (dolphin noise)''
>''You kiss your mother with that mouth?''
>''Sometimes..only in game 6''

I am going to go masturbate to this thread. When I come back I hope that this thread has been archived.

Don't choke on me you bastards, we seen enough choking for one game.

Don't give up, Feliz. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna close a game.

>>16017583
>>16017583
>>16017583
OH DEAR GOD LOL

>>16017740
10/10

>>16017760
oh my god my sides

>>16017756
GENIUS

Thread archived.

HOW I WILL NEVER WIN A WORLD SERIES
HOW I WILL NEVER WIN A WORLD SERIES
HOW I WILL NEVER WIN A WORLD SERIES
HOW I WILL NEVER WIN A WORLD SERIES
HOW I WILL NEVER WIN A WORLD SERIES
HOW I WILL NEVER WIN A WORLD SERIES

>>16017583

That made up for the most depressing loss I've ever seen in my life.

Thank you based /sp/

He won the game, secured a save, and won us the world series!

HE DID?

Noo, but are we going to wait around until he does?

You forgot the SAVE.

IM GONNA BUY MORE INNINGS

>>16017740

9001/10

ARCHIVE

WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE MEATBALLS

C H O K I N G S O N G SONG
C H O K I N G S O N G SONG

And if you dont think that we can ball it faster then you're wrong
But it'll help if you just strike the ball

C H O K I N G S O N G SONG
Feliz!

CHOKE! C H O K I N G S O N G

It'll help
It'll help
If you just strike the ball!
O Yea!!

>>16017760
THIS FUCKING POST RIGHT HERE. THIS FUCKING POST RIGHT HERE.

>>16017860
Unfunny. Kill yourself

>>16017817
10/10

Hey Neftali would you like to blow a save? Only 25 cents!

OH NEFTALI

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>16017865
>>16017865
>>16017865
>>16017865
AHAHAH YESS YESS YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Is giving up runs late in the game proper technique?

>you will never see a better thread than this no matter how many times you F5 /sp/ for the rest of your life

>>16017878

THATS IT. That made my morning.


God damn I heard it in her voice and everything. Fuck

Welcome to the World Series.
How Tough are you?

I choked in the World Series.

So?

In game 6 and took only 1 inning.

Is blown saves a statistic?

>>16017893
We have threads like this all the time.

We had a Simpsons one earlier this evening.

>>16017877
>>16017878
>>16017877
>>16017878
>>16017877
>>16017878

>>16017907
ya blew it

Is choking an instrument?

I DECLARE THIS SERIES... OVER!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't need to choke..

I don't need it

I don't need it

For he's a jolly good player, for he's a jolly good player, for he's a jolly good playerrrrrrr, that nobody can deny.

>>16017893
The NBA one was pretty good too

ALRIGHT CARDINALS, YER TAM IS UP

>>16017940
>>16017940

>>16017877
>Hey Neftali would you like to blow a save? Only 25 cents!
shoot. that was my last quarter

>>16017950
Who you callin cardinals?

Excuse me, I hope my horrible pitching won't be to much a distraction to you.

>>16017945

The script doesn't say "nobody can deny". It ends up after "playerrrrrrr" in this case, which is supposed to be the joke.

Where have I seen this before?

Ah right here. Rally squirrel.

CHOKE TEAM RULES

>>16017979
Not at all my dear boy!

AUEEUUGGHHHH

>>16017985
Oh god hahaha

>>16017979
>>16017991

my favorite spogebob moment turned into even more comedy gold

What smells rotten and puts people to sleep?

>>16017893
We still have
>I am the 18-1

>>16017979
>>16017991

9th inning chokes!

"Will it make me young again?"

>>16018021
Nelson Cruz's fielding

MUST...NOT....CHOKE

SPONGEBOB HELP!

I CAN'T SAVE

>>16018069
bahahahaha

This is the greatest /sp/ thread I have ever fucking seen. God fucking tier.

It's finally finished! A memoir of the Texans history all the way up to their first World Series, written in red ink!

>>16017698
Am sorry I just wanted to thank you, I just cried out of laughter. Thanks for that.

>>16018103

We'll just keep you world series rings here until Feliz finishes that game I asked him to close.

>this entire thread

It's the 9th inning closer! And he's come to steal the World Series!

No no no it's just me, feliz!

>>16018150

"I think you'd be more comfortable over at THAT place."

"Choky Hut Jr's?!"

It took us three innings to complete that choke... THREE INNINGS!!!!!

>>16017015

fucking saved

>>16018150
>>16018160

/thread
/life
/universe

Hi there
Is this the final inning?
Do you want to blow saves so bad that you can brag about it?
Would you rather tear off your nose and walk to the nearest four way intersection and do cocaine than continue pitching for the team you do now?
Then come pitch for the Texas Rangers.
Where blowing saves is one pitch away.

>>16018190

BAHAHAH

YES. SO MUCH YES

>10 innings

>>16018160
>>16018150
Holy shit /sp/
You have my life
After watching the game this thread is the most amazing thing that could've happened

A choke is choke
No matter where you go
A save is a save
Thats what I say
A ball is a ball
This is surely sooo
and Texas should be choking
either way

But this game is not at home
This is not the the choke I know
I would trade it all way
If you'd showed up and played

This choking is not the same without you
Its just game
Its just another choke
without you

>>16018227

Can I get some more saves?

We're all out

Could you check?

No.

>>16018190

>>16018242
>Hey Ron, I think I found something funnier than 10 innings
>Lemme hear it
>11

>>16018253

>>16018244

>>16018237
LEGENDARY

SAVED FOREVER

Threads like this is why /sp/ is the best board on 4chan

100000000/10

>>16018242
>>16018253
>>16018259
see
>>16017354
>>16017384
>>16017400

DURR

>>16018283

Could you, you, you, you, you, you, or you show me how to close a game?

>>16018244

I don't need saves...
I don't need saves...

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SAVE?

>That's a stupid idea, who's going to blow a save at 12 in the morning?

I hate Jason Motte and his gay ass beard.

I'm Neftali Feliz and nothing will stop me! Not even... DAVID FREESE??!??!???


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>16018398

>>16017134
10/10 would piss myself again

>>16018398
OH BOY 12 AM!!!

>>16017406
>still using chrome and not Firefox

AAAHHHHHH!!!!

CHOKES!!!!

Patrick I don't think this save can be blown

When Big Feliz came round just to ball him down
Rangers turned into a clown
And no fans ever want to play
With a fool who can't make a save

I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't choke
But this game, whats it worth?
Cause winding up with no win is a lot less fun,
Than a choke in the 11th, or eighteen and oneee!

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
So listen and you won't regret.
Be true to yourself, don't miss your play
And you won't end up like the fool... who... can't make a save

i fucking hate baseball and i'll admit it
archive this thread. NOW

Thread of the ages

blowing saves, blowing saves, blowing saves

But the game is over... the only way out is through deep right field!


(gulp)....Lets do it.

>>16018461

ya blew it, where is the picture spongebob playing the guitar

Ya hear that? Two outs and two strikes!

YEAH I KNOW!!!!

Choke! Choke! What is choke!

How many errors could one team possibly make?

HMMMM?

Oh that's not so many.

HMMMM????

So....

HMMMMMMM???
HMMMMMM????
HMMMMMMMMMMMM?

You took my only save! Now... I'm gonna starve...

We just want our comeback.

>Repeat after me

>I will not blow this save

That's right. The Texas Rangers. But most people just call them the TexAAAAUUUAAGGHHHHHH....

Because that's all they have time to say before they CHOKE IN THE 9TH.

Posting in an archived thread.

We're pitching a saaave!

We're pitching a saaave!

I still don't know what a save is... but...

We're pitching a saaaaaave!

>>16018631

>Not contributing

Step up nigga.

I love all of you so much right now.

You're going into the game and getting that save

I CANT DO IT CAN'T YOU SEE

>>16018642
I would, but image limit. :s

toasting epic bread

Greatest thread ever

I think an archive is in order.

>Ragners

>Max limit of 150 image replies has been reached.

aw damnit

Legendary thread.

Just want to be a part of it.

thanks for this thread guys

beautiful.

ARCHIVE THIS

>I need... I need...
>What do you need?
>... a closer...because they BLEW !

>>16018742
>the game!

Delicious Texas butthurt. I love you guys

5 minutes and no new posts? im disappointed

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Feldman is my best friend in the worrrrrrrrrld

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Feldman is my best friend in the seeeeeaaa

In on legendary thread.

It's like i'm nutting on a piece of history.

This isn't the save that I ordered!

>>16018869
you are a god

>this thread

>Once, there was a shitty closer. He was so shitty, his team blew two late leads in Game 6 of the World Series! The end.

I love spongebob.

Bump because I wish for everybody to see this amazing thread.

ARCHIVE

>>16019135
i was gonna use those images but i didnt know how to make the story :(

>this thread

costanza.jpeg