ads

I was JUST about to put on a pot of burgertea

>>12096108

>burgertea

fuck yeah

>>12096108
I fucking lost it the first time I saw that McDonald's commercial they're running right now

>dude's got a burger and tea
>girl's saying shit like "smibbly bibbly"

McDonald's ad execs confirmed /sp/artans

haha the Nuggers, led by JR Smith with his bird walk, and Nene with the crazy face zoom in

>>12096165

>aw chipmunk

1. pats - after goin 18-1 they can only go 17-2 now, is bealmchick on 'hot seat'?
2. falcs - prob gon lose 1st game, very 'forgettable'
3. steelers - ben rolifsbarger is gonna get injured
4. bears - steve bamtan all over
5. colts - gon sit starters vs jets, is this a 'good decision'?
6. eagles - vick is 'tearing the lockerroom apart' can reid put together
7. saints - drill bees has personality but can they survive
8. packs - one bad series and matt flyn is back, will rodgs handle pressure?
9. ravens - can they 'beat the steelers'?
10. jets - rex ryan is ready for second sb title
11. cheifs - priest holmes has become a non factor
12. raiders - the 'cable man' has the raids back in playoff
13. giants - tim coughlin is totally lost
14. jags - team cant move on until they get rid of 'black quarterback' gimmick
15. lions - almost won playoff, next season better
16. chargers - eventually norv is gonna need some talent 2 coach
17. bucs - now that jon grden is fired will they bring back jon gruden
18. rams - time 4 andrew luck, eventually u need to move on
19. dolphan - need 2 run the wildcat more
20. texans - best season in franchuse history, keep up

21. vikings - brud childres is on 'hot seat' will brett favre return
22. titans - jeff fish dont beat colts but beat jags, hypocrite?
23. 49ers - mike singleterry fired, team is head in wrong direction
24. browns - is mike holgem gonna play again
25. cowboys - is john kitna the future for 'big d'
26. broncos - tim tebow move to tight end
27. panthers almost beat pats in sb
28. cardianls - the skelton era is a sucess, promise for 2011
29. readskin - dan synder got to sign peighton mannin
30. bengals - i don't get it
31. bills - chris berman returning as gm, promise in 'big b'
32. seahawks - hassebeck is top 5 qb

I was just thinking of the days when THAT. BIRD. was actually new/relevant and then MINE. THAT. BIRD. killed shit like a true /sp/artan

gtfo

>>12096249
This was so fucking stupid and unfunny

Only olden fags will know this:
>reindeer pause

>>12096274

NO. Do NOT start that shit again. FUCK that car.

>>12096291
Yeah this winter was epic

>>12096302
>>12096291
not that shit again

>>12096290

YES

>>12096274
oh god i died

>>12096290

>>12096274

a normal day for Matt Stairs

1. WAKE UP
2. FUCK WIFE
3. DRINK BEERS
4. SHOW UP TO GAME
5. HIT HOME RUNS
6. LEAVE

>>12096311
>you

Not really that old but was that thread ever archived where that tripfag lost $4,000 on a Packers/Bears game. He posted a pic of his betting ticket before the game and /sp/ was going ape shit with game thread for it.

>>12096271
THAT. BIRD. was back when I was a casual and only came to /sp/ for stuff like the Superbowl (/co/ was my normal board, but it went to shit so I came here full time).

SO THERE I WAS

>>12096274

Holy shit fucking Matt Stairs.
That shits is YEARS old.

>>12096342
yeah some tripfag archived it

>Commissioner Red

>>12096347
FUCK YOU

>>12096291
No, damn it! Not again!

Capitalist Bastard needs to come back. These new trolls just don't do it like he did.

>>12096342
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1HusbzxCHk

this isn't old at all, but who remembers the Car Chase Bowl? Easily my favorite bowl thread ever

>yfw it was never archived

>>12096291
>last Christmas
>old

And I was afraid to post mestball because I thought we were going to go older than that.

>>12096377
What was the thing that got him banned? It was this, right?
>Future Diamondback. Anyone who disagrees is a faggot nigger.

What does /sp/ think of my girlfriend?

>>12096393
Plus he was fun to troll. What with his lack of knowledge of the difference between a brass and woodwind.

>>12096442
fuck metaphor! shoops were endlessly funny

Anyone have the world series comic by that one dude with the Rangers scheming to get Lincecum high?
>WEDDS

Ricky Williams is a burner, and by that I mean he's high as fuck all the time. REALLY high. Ricky can make it from lit joint to roach in a second flat. The one thing his detractors like to harp on him about is his inability to roll a proper blunt. This isn't all his fault, though. In reality, Ricky Williams is forced to work with cheap blunts, that make rolling with ripping the paper VERY HARD. Rolling the perfect fattie isn't as easy as all you couch-coaches would like to believe. What Williams need is a vaporizer, blunts will just fuck up his lungs. That's when he'll really shine.

Leave _____ to me.
YOU'RE DEAD ________.
THAT. _______.
MINE. THAT. BIRD.
HA HA, TIME FOR ____.
Good heavens, just look at the time!
ARRIVE. HIT HOMERS. LEAVE.

We've had a lot of good ones over the years.

PENULTY

>winning the World Series in 6 games

Anyone remember this guy?

Not particularly old but people are listing shit from like five months ago so

>We're coming for your seed, Jazz

were coming for your seed jazz

>>12096519
>>12096521

jesus christ...

>>12096519
>>12096521
The fuck?

Let's get this shit started
>/a/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1PNITe10po

>celtics
and
>mest
and
mestguy

>my dad got me hard

What about Stu Schweigert?

>no fat man

>Biscottie Pippen

>>12096519
>>12096521
Pretty sure that thing was like a one time thing

>>12096587
>Nolan Ryean

anyone have caps of the >shaw wikipedia edits?

>>12096595
it popped up in a few jazz threads this year

>gettin my dick sucked by three ladies right now

>>12096608
>benicio del churrio

>>12096608

>Clint Yeastwood

>>12096577
>Schweigert
>notpaying an anons bills

pick one

Swag is the biggest bro, EVER

>kobr
The shoops with the hat are still among my favorite thing ever done here.

>no mestball comix

>my dad got me hard

>no outline of all the asses

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be5Xy66cwD0

the first thing I ever saved from /sp/, from the actual game thread

I told you, didn't I?

I said, right before the game started:

The Jest are going to get embarrassed by the Texans today.
I posted this picture.
I told you to write it down.
I told you to stamp my motherfucking name on it.
"Anonymous".

But did you? No, you wrote me off.
You said HURR HURR FOREVER 8-8.

How does it feel, Jest fans, knowing that your team lost to a squad you considered a joke coming in?
HOW DOES IT FUCKING FEEL?
>This thread lasted like 8 fucking days.

>ctrl + f
>no >gald
Buncha rookies, I tell ya.

Not the oldest.....

>>12096661
OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>bags fly free

>I did Rex Ryan

>>12096678

mestball is legendary considering people are bringing up shit from december lol

>>12096585
The forum was called sportssuck or something like that, right? Is he still on there?

Wish I had a working computer, would post some of my old motivators or some /sp/hl stuff.

I am football couch.

>GOD DOMMOT DOB

If you didn't first come to /sp/ during the Summer Olympics, you don't know shit about /sp/

Anyone remember that thread where the mod banned tons of people, including COM?
Granted, it's not as old as the stuff in here but fuck it was hilarious

>>12096611

>mfw this is ancient compared to some of these

Not even old but fucking hilarious regardless

/r/ing the pic of the fatman bragging about taking up 2 seats on a bus

>>12096611
continued

Kermit threads.

>>12096667
oh god i completely forgot about that thread

that seriously lasted about 3 weeks after that game happened

>Unleash the Kraken
some yuropoor one from as long as I can remember

Holy Shit.

I can't believe how long I've been coming to /sp/.

I wasn't here at the very beginning but I was close.
I remember when this board hardly moved.

>>12096764

You can't be serious.

>clot matthews

>1. Randy Moss

>>12096823
Sup cowfag

Yeah....this thread is done. Might as well start posting fucking Chargers Pasta at this rate.

>>12096793
that's the one i wanted - it was me

>>12096846
>emm eff double-u

>no rax grissman

gtfo

*Kinger is confused!*
*Kingler is too afraid on the road*
*Kingler disobeyed*
*Kinger used 4th Quarter!*
*Kingler hurt itself with the attack!*
*Kingler fainted!*

Problem Raiders?

Tonight's the night I get in some shit...

old school

one of the first pics i saved off /sp/

I'M GAY CUTLER

>>12096905
I fucking lol'd, why do I remember that thread?

SO THERE I WAS
BEING MICHAEL VICK
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY COACHES WERE LIKE
"HEY VICK YOU SHOULD PASS THE BALL MORE"
AND I WAS LIKE
"FUCK YOU"
THEN THEY WERE LIKE
"WELL JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID DURING OFFSEASON, LIKE DOGFIGHTING"
AND I WAS LIKE
"FUCK YOU, WHERE MA DOGS AT?"
IT WAS AWESOME

>mfw no more rap threads on /sp/

>>12096920
hmm i can't think why that might be...

>>12096927

>>12096927

this needs to be revived so fucking badly

>>12096620
Isn't that banned or something? The phrase?

Who was the tripfag that did the daily Cliff Lee thread when he was still an Indian? That's the only guy I'll give credit to for actually making a daily thread by himself

This is old right?

>my face when an american was fat near me

>>12096271
that day was a glorious day in our history

>dianna

/r/ing gif of Lamar, Ariza, Kobe, Pau and Luke looking at the jumbotron

>>12096923
God that was great.

>>12096955
Clevelandfag nigga, you b trippin

>>12096927

/R/ING THE /SP/ COMICS

>tim_tebow_is_dead_espn_.tiff
That was like a year and a half ago, can you believe it

>you will never see a real time delhomme interception thread again

>his name is manny but hes just being manny
>leave X to me
>Tonights the night, I get into some shit
The cross board Jake Delhomme interception thread

>>12097071
>cross board
how did that work?

Anyone have the wikipedia edits?

IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHEN "LEAVE _____ TO ME" WAS 10 TIMES MORE PREVALENT THAN COSTANZA.JPG, THEN YOU...

....have been here shorter than I have.

>TOM BRADY FOR THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>12096927

>everyone's attempts at old
I've actually changed comps during my time on /sp/, so I'm missing my first stuff from when I came originally, during the 2008 baseball postseason, just in time for
>Arrive
>Rape Broxton
>Leave

Here's one from a few months after that. Best moment in /sp/'s history from what I've witnessed.

>>12097046
no way was that a year and a half ago

how fucking long have i been here... holy fuck

>>12097060
it's 12:26 a.m. and jake delhomme just threw another interception

The Etiquette of Love

By: Ben Roethlisberger

If your trip code hasn't been blacklisted numerous times, YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT SPORTS

>>12097090
the best Leave _____ to me was when somebody did one in a pre-match thread for Federico Macheda when he was randomly named to the Man U bench for the first time ever and wound up scoring the winning goal in the last minute. There was pandemonium.

NICE HANDS LARRY

>>12097077
It was similar to that train thing the mod did like last month no music of course

>>12097099
You are correct.

Thrillerbowl was cool too.

>>12097127

Nobody cares faggot.

>>12097127
>Tripcodes

Anyway, old favorite of mine

>Its 12:28 AM EST, and D Wade just drained another 3 while dropping a deuce in his toilet in his South Beach mansion
Back from when no one hated my poor heat... :(

I hear "USA USA USA" outside my window...I live in Costa Rica.

Did someone post the Tebow ones?

I don't have those.

I was thinking of making a

throwing to page 15 thread today

it's depressing that most of the stuff itt is from the last 6-12 months

>>12097144
You mad, passive- and/or unaware of history as youre new-fag

>>12097127
So Mr. Metaphor knows shit about sports? No faggot fuck off

I MISS THET NICE HANDS LARRY SHIT


PERSONALTY I WISHED >2 KURT WARNER WOUDL TAK OFF BUT >1 RANDYMUSS HAPPNEDE FIRAST AND WHEN >2 JURT WARNER HAPPNED IT DIDIN'T CATHC ON, SHAME CUZ I WAS IN DAT LEAGUE

I remember when

>Uggla

was relevant and how Inge didn't care about the cancer kids?

>Christmas is cancelled.

>insert rmmb post here

>>12097171
>newfag
fuck off back to /b/ we don't say that shit on /sp/

>>12097219

>not fuckwitit.jpg

WE STRONG
WE MEMORIES NOW

hahahaha oh my god , pomplamoose was so fucking annoying and hiliarious

>>12097210

One of the greatest threads ever.

>>12097155
To be fair, he would be loved again once he's out of the faghole.

But the WADE COUNTY shit was hilarious.

>>12097187
When he had like 4 All-star errors?

Shit was tight

>mfw an American called genocide "Thanksgiving" near me
>mfw an American called Cold on the Cob "Popsicles"

WATCHING THIS GAME IS LIKE GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED BY THIS GIRL

LEAVE X TO ME needs to make a comeback.

Omaha Corns up in this bitch, first professional team sponsored/managed/played by /sp/

jesus christ most of this shit posted is like a few months old


YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD

>>12097258
It was three, but that shit was hilarious. I remember we were all patiently await for another.

>>12097316

what about you're fucking dead too?

>>12097259
i still have that saved

>Ctrl+f "infrastructure"
>Phrase not found

>how to take a screenshot on my computer

>>12097164
U TANKING ABOOT THOSE COMIC THAT FLYHAY DREW? THE FRAST ONE ABOOTU THE DRIFT WAS FUNNY, EVERYTHONG ELSE WASN'T AS GOD


SOMEONE POST IT

>>12097245
Lebron will leave the Heat long before Wade ever will.

I'd like to think both will be around for a while though.

>>12096657

>20 lbs of pussy and ass!

Stumps also up in this bitch

needs some Olympics

the most glorious times /sp/ ever had

/wc/ can go fuck it's self

That Peyton Manning raped Drew Brees in high school story

the nba finals stuff from last year was funny too

>funmail
>saved by zero

>>12097493

Ive been coming to sp since the celtics won the title

>mfw Season 1 /sp/hl
>mfw CB refuses to face Hansel
>20000 threads about it later

>>12097487
Ah, come on, both events were golden.

Next year Olympics will be a fucking blast especially how awkward London 2012 will be.

Oh shit, I didn't even realized I have a thread cap saved with /sp/ predicting the champ

>>12097517
Does anyone have the periodic table of /sp/ or whatever it is

Reformatted my HD like 3-4 times. Last time I did it, was when windows 7 came out. I lost alot of shit.

>my dad got me hard

>>12097487
Summer 08 was better, but fuck me if this isn't a funny ass image.

>>12097529
MAH NIGGA SHOOTIN AT DEY HEADS FOR DA BREAD LIKE TOASTA

before power rankings

>Why do Europeans pronounced the remote control as smibly bibly

>Wtf no we don't

for the /nba/ guys from 2 years ago

>>12097602

>>12097619
>Implying I didn't forget about tiers

>>12097581

I'm still on xp.

I have windows 7 sitting right here on my desk but I just can not be assed to put up with all the bullshit with switching.

/r/ all the rest of the Icebowl posters

>>12097553

I did refer to the 08 games just used the ice bowl pick as I don;t have anything saved of the summer games except for this wait never mind I must of lost the Phelps gif's in my last reformat

>>12097618

Did he ever finish that shit about the truck or whatever?

>>12097529
I miss the daily lines.

Also, I haven't seen good_game_kid.jpg anywhere.

>cracking onto

>>12097619
>Zaxby's not God Tier

>most of /sp/

>>12097597
It was more funny that completely decimated Finland in that match.

If only they won the whole thing and didn't have the '18-1' equivalent to Olympic hockey.

>>12097138
I'm surprised it took so long for this to be posted. One my faves.

RIP

>>12097529
HANSEL, HE'S SO HOT RIGHT NOW
>>12097581
>Pic
I was legitimately angry when a Yankeesfag didn't know what this pic referred to in a thread a while back. What a dumbass.

>>12097725
>Curling
>/sp/s biggest fetish from 2010-2011

>>12097725
dat disgusting mole

>cardinals/steelers

this shit made me lol

>this not getting posted

>>12097565
This? I wasn't around for it but picked it up in my travels

also Stu

>scott kazmir releasing the dragon

so many newfags thinking theyre oldfags up in this shit.

this thread needs more "leave X to me"

>>12097791

we had many a arguments over what team went where

Explodingknees.jpg

>>12097749
Which is sad because Yanksfags use that picture still.

I think that Yanks collage or whatever SluggerBro use have A-Centaur in it.

I remember lol'ing for days. Wish he was still with Hudson. Don't know what the bitch did but he was a complete monster that year.

>>12097776
lol @ fake sluglife

>>12097791
HOORAY!

>>12097804

not so fast

Not that old, but these were fun.

>>12097804
>no more 4am stu threads

>>12097831
thx OP she hot in porn

>>12097831
thx OP I came in through the bathroom window

>Jim rome hes so dreamy

anyone got any screen shoots of bro bot?

>>12097831
>>12097854
>thx OP she so hot I cum on cat it hiss at penis etc.
Also colored box spam

>>12097871

>>12097842
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>12097774
>>12097774

DUDE I MADE THAT SHIT. I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE CARED.

WOOOOW.

>mfw anyone complains about captcha

the spam was AWFUL

this is always funny

>>12097820
What was the rationale for the placings?

>>12097914

>>12097953
The letters of the actual elements corresponding to the team names.

If the Chargers don't win by more then 35

>>12097959
>>12097914
>>12097871


ALL MY FUCKING RAGE

Man, I kind of miss vintage /sp/.

Every day of browsing was an adventure. It was always fun seeing what new funny thing would be posted. Even when people forced shit it was still decently enjoyable. Back in the day the America vs. Euro trolling was a lot better. Once people over used "cold on the cob" and the "yuros eat semen'', America vs. Euro trolling took a nosedive.

/sp/ is still funny today but not as much. When people force stuff now it's just awful. We've lost a little bit of that creative energy we used to have.
Anything that's spur of the moment now doesn't get cemented into /sp/ history like it once did. I think that's just because the board is a lot faster now and a single event on the board can get overlooked now.
Tripfags were a little better back in the day. We had an EXPLOSION of tripfags after the /wc/ but i think it's declined a bit.
I trip myself but only in game threads. I always try to post a game thread during my teams games to get some sports activity going.

Still the best board on 4chan though. Even though we go way over the top with it and run it into the ground, I do love how we steal all the other boards gets.

tl;dr Old /sp/ was GODLY but new /sp/ is also pretty great.

>>12097945
Yea, but posting was easier.\

And it was supposed to be temporary. Oh well.

>>12097932
I found it extremely funny and kept it to show to my friends who were cards fans

Does anyone have the screenshot of all the olympic hockey threads?

>>12097920
>>12097842
>>12097804
>mfw most of /sp/ secretly misses these threads but would never admit it

it's penis inspection day

also
>is an horse an athlete?
does anyone have that lebron copy pasta?
"all lebron james can do is travel to the basket..........."
it was like one huge paragraph

back when we actually liked our mod

>>12097920
no it's fin rot

>>12098065
how about no

i miss him ;_;

Does anyone else have that one picture of the island with all the different nations and land features? It had shit like the "Bandwagonville Yankeeriots" and something with >shaw.

>Cut VS Uncut

>handegg

>lecrab
>cookies
>etc.

>>12098053

pic is too big for 4chan

http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/6189/olympichockeythreads.gif

>>12098095
i remember this. it was posted on clevelandfanatic too.

>no Pirate Captain and me derailing threads into Pirates generals at 1 am

Now Pirates games don't even get game threads.

starship troopers threads are also good

>>12098147
God damn

that feel when you realize summer 2008 was three years ago

>more rings then lebron
>ammo

I was wondering.
Does anyone have the escape from new york thread? You know the one that was posted like the day after favre signed with the Jets. I wish I still had it.

>>12098098

>Mods now

>My face when 'My face when' still hasn't been unfiltered

I know we don't need it with the arrival of 'mfw' but it's the fucking principle.

This period of moderation was fucking awful.

>>12098116
/sp/ Island. FUCK YEAR! I remember the threads kept getting deleted though.

>>12098280
Feels kinda bad, man. I mean I was in my early 20s then. But it was fun.

>mestball

this was so worth the raid

>1. Randy Moss

>>12098382
Your doing it wrong.

one of my fav gifs

>>12098363
I remember that phase distinctly. It was when power rankings were starting to get a bit out of hand and they were trying to figure out how to respond to >mfw. I just think the mods hadn't realized it was as much of the culture of the board as it was. It was also the first time we had semi-active moderation.

I also remember during this thread they would sticky game threads frequently. That lasted about a month.

>>12098429
4-0 I WAS THERE!

:(

>gooner

>>12098363
I always like the ones that were essay length.

>shaw
was never funny

>>12098596
sup OSG?

i wisb

also, that epic 18-1/star wars thread

>ctrl + f
>vuvuzela
>phrase not found
>bbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Remember that thread?
Look at my file name
>greentext the incorrect name
example:the picture is wade but I have it named as ronaldinho.jpg
so someone would greentext it

>>12097581

this was the greatest reaction image thread of all time

OF ALL TIME

>>12098488
>My countenance
>My facial exterior
>My visible expression
Some of those transition ones were awesome. I love how we've leaked enough into other board that you see mfw more than the spelled out form.

>>12098699
>mon visage

>>12098699
>mon visage quand
>mi cara cuando

>>12098358
>>12098358
So no one has Brett Favre Escape from New York?

>>12098699
there was also
>my (word that rhymes with face) when

>>12097836
Not sure if you'll see this, but I'm convinced that Hudson's snatch is the holy grail of clutch. We need A Rod to get back with her, knock her up, and sign the kid while its still in the womb.

>mfw when banned for "commit probably spam"

>>12098608
Nope, just a fan of his.

Has OTG been mentioned in this thread yet? I remember it taking over the entire board.

>>12098573

Coincidentally, I actually wrote those and posted them when I was anonymous

There's 3. I just wrote down some random stream of consciousness whenever I was bored and the mod was being out of control.

That one you posted is the first and the only one I see get reposted because it's really the only good one.

They are all stupid and forced as hell with way too many typos, but I do get a laugh when I re-read them. 4chan is great because no one kisses up to mods.

>MMB
His trolling was hysterical.

>>12099011

the parts that are not fluent make it even more funny

>>12099011
>brand new summerfag trip trying to take credit for old shit anon did
consider yourself filtered

Thread autosaging.

>>12099140

Ok.

I normally only post with a trip in game threads so enjoy filtering sports.

CondescendingMcCartney.jpg

I thoroughly enjoyed this thread.