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Poor guy. I mean at this point of the game, just get gay and find a tight ass.

This is not human, this is a bullet of fat with hair, where is the vagino in this

you're fat

dont be mean and call me fat!!!
the other girls he pays attention too are all slags and ewwww why does he like them more than me? wait and ill post pictures of the other girls :(

obiviously troll

fuckin slags

i'd like to see those pics lol

>fatty fatty two by four can't fit through the fucking door

why don't you take care of your body? maybe then boys would pay attention to you and not make awkward faces when pictures are taken of them with you.

the other man I love is Bamboo, a black sexy guy with huge cock, should i go with him

HARPOONSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>7790723
The lesson in this:
Black men LOVE white whales.

lose some weight and maybe you'll get some more attention

not being mean... being honest.

she reminds me of a school bus.....

i did not write that other comment :S about bambo?
and ill post some pictures of the other girls now

there is more

>>7790769
>>7790782
that boy is clearly gay, whether or not he knows it yet.

more

another

>>7790743
no we don't, i love hot chicks, not wailords
no offense :P

2 more

That little kid is a fuckin' player.

I'd beat the crap out of this kid just because biceps should be that small in circumference

1 more

>>7790595
LOSE WEIGHT YOU FUCKING LANDWHALE FOOD VACUUM

last one, she didnt have any with matthew on her profile so i just post her

oh boy you are 1. fat 2. dumb . 3 horrible personality

forever alone for you

Matthew likes cock. It's quite obvious. Also blatant troll thread.

Codie Schultheis, is that you?

:( hes not a player
and stop calling me fat!!!
its these slaggy girls, theyre ruining it for me
if they were all gone then i could have him EASY :(

>>7790917
or you could lose weight and shut the fuck up

Charlotte my ass.
Another PUA busted while trying to brag on 4chan

>>7790877
this one is the biggest slag she fucked him in his mums wardrobe and theres pictures and videos. ewww

>>7790917
you know what you have to do...

kill all those girls.

you'll have matthew all to yourself.

The samefag posts are tiresome, Codie.

:( i wish they would all go away
look how perfect we are together:(

He looks happier with the other girls also. So I think you don't have a chance...

Also your fat and ugly. That is all.

>>7790974
LOLOLOLOL

OP... How old are you guys?

He looks younger than he is.

The solution is easy. Gain weight Charlotte then you can be his size and it'll all work out :)

>>7791021
This just popped up. GTFO

>>7791021
underage b& please

>>7790595

>>7790998
lol how is this skinny weak fuck, pulling a hot bitch like this.
>>7790769
thats the real question

>>7791044
thats not fair i just want to talk about matthew to people :(
its not fair hes perfect :(

>>7791083
are you a virgin

>>7791083
yes i am only 15
but i want matthew to take my virginity

>>7791083
lol thats a picture of 'mathew' and his mom fosho

LOL.
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001958328457
ill just leave this here.

>>7791136
why dont you just ask him to

>>7791156
I LOL'D

>>7791146
no this is his mum on the right

>>7791200
the one on the left has those crazy michell bachman eyes

>>7791200
>all of my vomit

at least those slags are 'fuckable'!

Disregard everything I have said. It's true, I'm a massive snorlax, wailord and elephant. I can't possibly understand why matthew would like hot and attractive girls more than me.

>>7791231
>>7791241
the one on the left is sally, matthews best friends mum
i think shes beautiful

>>7791021
holy fuck, I almost fapped to those pics!

underage b&

let's all bail the fuck out before the 4chan party van gets called in!

man the harpoons

>People not noticing they're obviously underage until she actually admits it
Goddamn it /soc/, no wonder you're the laughing stock of 4chan

>>7791326
Tits or GTFO

>>7790769
why does matthew look so much older in this picture?

>>7791021

Reported. Enjoy your ban.

>>7791315
i did not write this!!!!

>>7791364
Stop pretending to be me, you poser!!!

>>7790595

Coming from a guy that's a fat ass........ You are a fat ass, stop living in denial & get in shape & live healthy.

its what im doing.

>>7791364
I WROTE EVERYTHING

KILL THE WHALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAVE THE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>7791364
>>7791364

it says you did. 4chan doesn't lie.

>>7791377
>>7791383
stop pretending to be me!!!!!

Guys! What is the quickest way to get matthew to shit in my vagina and piss in my asshole? i always found this dirty shit so arousing and i need to go septic as soon as possible because the feeling of maggots eating away at your walls is just amazing

>>7791401
>>7791383

Please continue to pretend to be me.

>>7791401
OMG seriously go away and stop trying to be me and stop trying to steal my boy!!!!

disregard that, he's gotten lost in my fat rolls again, I won't see him again until I move from my reinforced couch

I'm such a fat whale ass, please shit in my asshole

>>7791412
ewwww i didnt write this!! :(

>>7791412

I lol'd

>>7791434

STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME, YES I WROTE THAT NOW SOMEONE HELP ME GET SHIT STATUS!

I hope this is a troll
If not, eat healthy and lose some weight. Forget about this guy he's not worth it, specially considering you're 15

>>7791452
ALSO I NEED LIKE FIFTY BIG MACS RIGHT NOW

>>7791412
>>7791422

This thread just became magical
OP loses

>>7791468

AND FRIES, DON'T FORGET THE FUCKING FRIES

>>7791452
if its really charlotte then what is matthews last name? only i know haha!

>>7791422
>>7791468
My sides.

OMG CHARLOTTE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
AND WHY ARE YOU POSTING ALL THESE WEIRD THINGS

>>7791532
OH MATTHEW, I THOUGHT I LOST YOU IN MY ASSHOLE

THANK GOD YOU'RE ALIVE, NOW SUCK MY DICK BITCH

I got an icecream headache!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkTgdvF3nik

>>7791545
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN

>>7791566

NO PLEASE, DON'T LEAVE!!

I NEVER EVEN GOT AROUND TO FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS :(

PLEASE DON'T LEAVE, I PROMISE TO GIVE YOU ONE OF MY BIG MACS

is /soc/ often this good?

>>7791584

Right now /v/ is here, that's why this thread is golden

>>7791584
Only when other boards get involved.

>>7791579
>GET IT ON THE FLOOR geh-geh GET IT ON THE FLOOR.mp3

B-BACK THAT ASS UP

>>7791594
>>7791598

and just when I was going to frequent this board!

>>7791601

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Fat.youtube

Someone send 50 pizzas to my house please

Oh my god you guys I just did the biggest fart and I think the viabrations sunk the house into the ground by like two inches.

Charlotte I'm sorry but we have to break up. You want me to buy you food and shit in you vagina. I think it's time to find a normal woman.

>>7791655

All I wanted was to fuck you in the ass with all the pizza rolls :(

like all good threads

CTRL+S

hey guys whats going on

Someone archive this shit hahahaa

B-back that ass up..

Hey guys, any updates as to when my van full of twinkies will be arriving? Mama needs her twinky fix

Get out of here, /v/.

>>7791742

DON'T FORGET THE FUCKING TRAIN OF FRIES YOU GOD DAMN FAT BASTARD ONIONS

>>7791757
Make me, gramps.

>>7791742
AND THEY BETTER NOT FORGET MY FUCKING BUCKET LOAD OF POP TARTS, GODDAMN.

>>7791757
no matter how hard I concentrate, this shit makes me dizzy as fuck

nice shooppasta

Hey /v/ want to link me to the thread?

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

Reinfoced titanium fat-roll braces just caved in on me. Please call multiple ambulances

>>7791795
This isn't /v/

>>7791713
in before he's dead.

Trololololololol.

CHARLOTTE. IF YA DONT GET OFF THAT DAMN INTERWEBZ IMMA EAT YOUR SWEETS.

>>7791843
Matthew I think you lost your phone in my blubber while we were holding hands. Roll 42-B keeps viabrating.

>>7791888
Oh god I just loled so hard

>>7791888
TRIPS? LIKE AS IN TRIPLE CHEESEBURGER...OMG I JUST CAME

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AotZZ3tbePc&feature=channel_video_title

...relevant?

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001510601262
...whos tempted.

>>7791965
added

the awkward moment when i know matthew.

>>7791980
POST SCREENSHOTS OF HIM TALKING WITH OTHER WOMEN!

>>7791985
bullshit.

>>7792083
no seriously. i do.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001929778046#!/profile.php?id=100001929778046&sk=wall

>>7791985
Who is Charlotte?

>>7792180
Sweet Christ, someone get on a full name for this "Charlotte" STAT!

>>7792202
her name is Charlotte Lowe

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001958328457

>>7792202
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001958328457

>>7792230
>>7792241
Thank you Internet...

>>7792202
by the looks of it she has 2 profiles
http://www.facebook.com/kittycat66

please tell me op was a troll

hey, my friend told me to come on here because he recognised charlotte from when i showed him a picture of her and thought i could give you some info:L . i know her. i have her mobile number.
the +44 is an 0 i dunno how uk numbers work from other countries so yeah :L
07934772675
+44 7934772675

>>7792373
Possible jackpot. Needs confirmation.

>>7792389
>>7792389
someone text/call? need to find out if this is legit

/soc/, just as bad as /b/.

Gotta love dumb bitches.
Pic related.

>>7792427
/v/

>>7792427
someone linked this to /v/.

my god. you guys HAVE to call her, we prank called her once telling her it was matthew, she cried. and put on her facebook status "PLEASE STOP CALLING ME, YOUR NOT MATTHEW IM SCARED :'(" if any of you guys called her. she'd PROPER freak :L

>>7792483
I love when Britfags use the word "proper". I'm glad we here in America didn't spoil it.

Charlotte probably did something badass that pissed off the sluts in the other photos, so they banded up and made this thread to troll her.

>>7792522
charlotte only knows like 2 of the girls, theyre just random fans who had pictures with matthew and shes jealous.

>>7792478
>>7792473
wheres the thread it was linked to on /v/?

>>7792427
It's the /soc/iopaths getting reaquainted with their /b/ad side.

>>7792548
>fans
...Why does Matthew have fans?

anyone called her?

>>7792562

>>>/v/112304054

>>7792598
because this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALiGfS3dGIE

that was last year...

now this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfBhqreaT_c

please note. gay song is gay.

>>7792685
Ooooh, a boy band.
That suddenly explains everything.

>>7792707
In a boring way. I thought this thread had potential.

>>7792707
yeeeeeeah, and quite a popular one as well, well sorta... but yeah charlotte stalks the SHIT outta them.. and matthew... he hates her.

>>7792801
I'll take the one on the far right.

>>7792801
Listen well, teen girl. Boy bands are made up of homosexuals. Just get over them.

>>7792807
hands off. that one is mine.

>>7792836
The haiaaaiiiirrr... Nevermind. All yours.

>>7792831
actually
harry (bleach blonde) is gay
matthew (after this we all know who he is) is straight
max (dark haired) is bi but leaning more towards girls than guys

>>7792848
waheeeeey

....hes still hot.

>>7792924
>>7792836
>>7792807
tbh... the peroxide blonde one is pretty hot too

thanks you fucking whale now they have my facebook profile

go to hell

>>7790935
Buuuurn
Or you can just offer to suck his dick next tim you get him alone...

>>7792974
it wasnt even me :'( matthew please i love you x

Sweet Jesus this is a hell of a thread.

obvious troll thread is obvious, seriously 4chan, I disappoint

<----------- Ok?

>>7800405

Why would you do this?

>>7800429
The Faggotry was getting out of control sir!