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i'll post my picture whenever it is necessary. probably not on here but on a email or IM yea. working out atm, hoping to be pretty cut. i want to be at close to 200lbs of muscle. i'm only 5'11 though. 170 right now. and i definitely don't look like a neckbeard :p

>>5279702
post it on your blog

>>5279415

Thanks Pearl I appreciate it.
Wish you took more

bump?

>>5279702
that wasn't me.

>>5279730

was speaking for myself not him. i'd rather stay anon on 4chan but the people i meet on here that i can trust, they know what i look like from email/IM.

>>5279802
but the thread is, right?

>>5279819
sorry, got confused.

>>5279826
Yeah, usually when there's a musical accompaniment with greentext lyrics and a filename that's #camwhorename.png, that's me

>>5279866
and usually, if it's a guy expressing surprise over having started one of these, it's me.

>>5279866
I say fuck music.

my brain hurts. :(
so very confused

>>5279917
why's that.

just saying i have nothing to gain posting my pic on 4chan. only risk. i don't need compliments or someone telling me my flaws either. and i surely would rather not put people on my contact list who will talk to me just because they like the way i look. call me a fag or whatever but i'd rather get to know people on here. if i wanted a fuck buddy i'd step outside my house and head to 5th street lol. just saying.

>>5279982
...okay?

if you're a guy, thanks for not posting your picture
if you're a girl, cool story. plenty of camwhores post because they're bored as fuck

>>5279917
hey pearl, i would like to get to know you, not in a sexual way or anything. you have someone already, but just as friends . heres my email

>>5280028

i'm a guy and yea, i figure nobody would care to see a guy in this thread anyway lol.

>1 image posted
>18 posts
Great thread, guiz.

>>5280148
>18 posts
>thinks thread is started

Just wait.

buuuuuuuump

I'm actually cleaning my room guise!
breaking to fap.

>>5280507
OOH let's see!

http://tinyfail.com/chubbylovers
http://tinyfail.com/chubbylovers
http://tinyfail.com/chubbylovers
http://tinyfail.com/chubbylovers
http://tinyfail.com/chubbylovers
http://tinyfail.com/chubbylovers
http://tinyfail.com/chubbylovers
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>>5280585
holy shit
jane?
a friend of mine has one of those
I've yet to see it in action.
pretty please?

>>5280606
I loove it!

>>5280661
DEEPER!
:D

>>5280661
moar fappin jane

>>5280677

>>5280661

give the dildo a footjob! plz? lol

goddamn your vagina looks like shit

>>5280661
>>5280704
oh, yeah, do it nice and hard

>>5280704
I wanna see your fucking face when you come.

faster, damn you!

>>5280740
>>5280751
this, post your face to see you in look like you're in heaven

>>5280751
yes! fuck yourself more!

lololol

>>5280814
Shouldn't Ash be fapping, though?

>>5280814
LOL YES!

love dem pussy lips. skype?

>>5280919
i don't skype with strangers. srrrry

>>5280941
let your titties out while you ride that thing?

>>5280941

that's so bad. i'd like to show you how much me and my dildo i appreciate your body

i gotta finish cleaning. sry guise!

pic related.
want more of her.

>>5281007
yes carry on.

2/2 :(

>>5281116
I'm waiting so are at least 5 lurkers.

>>5281289
2/2 would imply that there are 2 pictures, and that is the 2nd one.

bant

>>5280814
holy fuck trying to find a girl for this is goddamn impossible.

>>5281541
why? is it a resolution or filters thing, or what?

>>5281541

>>5281549
No, I mean even before that, I have to find a picture where the girl's lower body is wholly within the frame, or at least where they're not breaking the bottom plane

>>5281579
First picture I went to, haha

>>5281579

>>5281579
malender, you have such a smoking body!

Please tell me you have Skype!

>>5281618
did anyone else lol?

>>5281579
>>5281618

Fuck yeah Malender, please suck my long tasty schlong

>>5281641
LO FUCKING L

>>5281610
let's see what I got
got it
>>5281641
of course I do
but you might wanna learn about filenames before you see what's swinging between my legs

>>5281579
>>5281610
>>5281618

>>5281705
whoah, waht's that?

>>5281775
hypothetical macro~

>>5281826
I have some ideas. I will hit you up when not on my tablet.

>>5281826
how about this one?

>>5281826
and/or this one

>>5281826
and/or THIS one.
3/3
why not use sec herself, after all

>>5281684
I just realized how muddy her feet are, holy cow
I'll keep it in mind, but idk if I'm going to try and pixelize it to fit

>>5281900
sweet, thanks

>>5281902
>>5281933
contrast is waaaaay too high

>>5281952
this one might work..

I'm retardedly picky about this kinda stuff

how about this? maybe it's too blurry, tho.

>>5281992
better to have someone making macros who's obsessed with quality.

really spoils the male anons in here, though.

>>5282004
She has good pictures, I'll look

>>5282016
I suppose.
It's the most fun I have, so I'm glad to hear that people like them

>especially because the current big thread macro is freaking ridiculous

>>5281992
Can I make some contributions?

>>5282147
Go for it

I'm taking a break to watch the Sox anyway

>>5282004
yes is defenetly blurry, nice hips.

>>5281992
hola

>>5282206
possibly an old cricket pic might work, there is a couple of pics from that set that might work.

>>5282294
for the sake of other dudes in the room who are missing the girls this evening, would you mind posting the rest that might work?

just, like, out of curiosity

>>5280814
9 I love you!

>a wild haunter appeared

>>5282325
1/2

>>5282411
2/2 there are more, but i won't dump

NO9
USE THIS ONE! it's perfect!

>>5282411
cricket is amazing.

>>5282373
aaah! that's scary. hello

SUP

anybody post pics of jane the last couple of days including today,please? i needs to fap like a mad man!!!

>>5282463
It's breaking the lower frame D:

>>5282459
>>5282411
>>5282294
believe it or not, all three of those pictures are in an untouched xcf for another macro I have planned B)

>>5282252
que tal

>>5282475
A WILD ALICE APPEARS!

>>5282459
this one looks perfect from here

and >>5282463 YOU
just take another set on the floor!
>the first one was really hot anyway

>>5282475
howdy?
not much, i'm bored in a extrange place.

>>5282496
WILD ALICE HAS NO ATTACK SKILLS
;~;
>>5282509
sounds super exciting. I work later. Im sleepy though so not lookin forward to it

>>5282492
Dude! Draw grass around his feet! Dooooooiiittttttt!

>>5282492
O.o orly now, what macro?

>>5282492
Increiblemente aburrido en una ciudad extraña.
el resto bien. y tu?

>>5282463

nice plush-zilla

>>5282559
Trollosaurus Rex

No offense, but it makes me sad when people stop recognizing him

>>5282498
Lol thanks, but I'm a little busy right now to post

>>5282579
that guy never would have known his name, anyway

he popped up in the last hour

>>5282546
yes, could be exciting if you have money to expend lol.
work is always bad, sorry about that, sleep is better option or go outside and enjoy sun, if it's the propper time of course.

>>5282579
Hey Trollosaurus Rex is a boss, you need to somehow balance him on your head and take a pic of it.

>>5282546
>Alice is a medopod

>I'm okay with this :)

>>5282579
ooo sorry for the mistake, but i think trollosaurios and me never were presented propperly

>>5282547
like this :3

>>5282650
Too bad im not a squirtle, that coulda been fun

also in other news i had to take out my piercing ;+;

>>5282559
asi e la vida, a veces

>>5282556
like a retro advertisement, or something like that

>>5282547
we'll seeeeeeeeeee

>>5282618
Lol well that explains it.

Remember the dude who was all like "I can't believe you walked around around new york with a stuffed animal! Herp derp de derp"
And then i tried to explain to him that it was a joke and he got all butthurt because he didn't get the name of my dinosaur lol

Hahahahahaha gooooddd times chubby thread, good times

anyone have any of someskankinme's stuff?? i am craving her.

>>5282705
si, pero bueno hay que tirar para adelante, al menos el fin de semana valio la pena.

>>5282689
>Trollosaurus
>fixed

>>5282705
Pllllleeeaaassssseeeeeeeee

>>5282711

I like his mustache, he's a very distinguished trollasaur

>>5282766
He's a classy Trollosaurus

>>5282699
:(
why?
and will we ever see you posting pictures again? or just lurking

>>5282744
pleasure to meet him, looks like a cool buddy. like hobes.

>>5282699
Daaewwwwww why?

>>5281992
>yfw those are shoes

>>5282791
what do you mean?
>>5282802
something happened the last few days and it went from being fine to completely rejecting hardcore. its ugly. im disappointed.

>>5282699
your christina? why?
>>sad :(

>>5282834
Ewewwwwww I know exactly what you mean.

>>5282788
looks like the ultimate english gentleman

>>5282791
>>5282834
oh, i was just asking why you had to take it out
nvm

>>5282834
oh, that's unfortunate

>>5282834
Know the feeling, I don't get past one set of ear piercings usually because they either reject or close, even after a year, in about 4 hours.

>>5282699
piercings are bad, tatoos are better

>>5282884
>>5282879
>>5282852
Yeah maybe Ill go with a VCH instead. Get some function out of the deal :P

>>5282920
I already have 2 tattoos

>>5282942
nice. could i ask what do you have?

>>5282925
honestly, i cant wait to see that one :D

any thick chicks from ct?

did you not like the grass i drew on it for you sec? .__.

Ok, some of you fuckers must know where I can stream some half-decent chubby porn.

I've seen anything of quality on most popular stream sites, and that quality tends to be fairly low. I'm not too picky, as long as it is chubby and not whale.

>>5283020
Lol I actually have been trying to comment on it but Alice distracted me and then my roommate made me beat his ass.

No I love it :)

>>5282983
A bird on my shoulder and a quote from a book i love on my collarbone.
>>5282996
:}
>>5283048
sorry dahling~

>>5283086
good, are you planning more?
i want more ink but money at the moment.

Hows it going SOC?

>>5283183
>>5283183
Not bad LADY WITH HUGE BEWBS

can has more?

>>5283145
mmhm
gonna get a detroit related tattoo and something with my best friend and a inner lip tattoo. had another idea but idk if it is something i wanna commit to yet, so its on the back burner

>>5283183
Should take off the bra and try again

>>5283222
this lady posted in a chubby thread a couple times

also watching a stream on fucked up internet is annoying as fuck

>>5283222
i see, a detroit related tattoo, you can type detroit in your belly. you know what i mean? hehehehe
i want to finish cover my arms and then legs.

>>5283236
How about I start with the pants, that OK?

>>5283288
yeah, I'm okay with this

but what about a timestamp? D:

>>5283288
yes. yes it is ok

>>5283273
oh god why the fuck do girls get tattoos on their feet. That's gotta be the dumbest place to get one.

>>5283288
moar is needed

>>5283273
o man that looks painful, i think i'd never gonna tattoo my feet lol.

i'm reading an old superman history, second fight with TITANO the giant ape with fucking cool kryptonite ray vision!!

>>5283273
I was thinking the D somewhere, her tattoo is kinda big for my style, but def something with the D~
>>5283283
No belly tattoos for me! i like subtle tattoos. My current ones are pretty low key

>>5283048
glad you like it =D haha im the guitar guy btw xD

>>5283341
I'm duckfacing you.

>>5283402
Oh it's these reposts again

>>5283335

Hot!

May i see your feet please?

>>5283440

>>5283421
Yeah I have seen this set also. Hot girl but not OC

>>5283377
the D is a good idea if you prefer the subtle tattoos, i was just kidding with the belly thing.
some old school/sailor jerry letter maybe?

>>5283501
Ty you saved me lots of time! Now I can partake

>>5283273

tattoos on feet are gross

>>5283579
Agreed. She has a really great pair

>>5283536
maybe
Prolly just the D from the tigers logo though. Behind my ear Im thinking.

>>5283501
moar plz

So who remembers roflcake?
because she's probably gonna be the one in the pokemon macro.

also bump.

I know this is craptastic...

eventually i'll be able to make decent macros

>>5284270
T.T no Trollosaurus

Bumpan

>>5284270
really?

yawnnn

>>5284281
I absolutely fucking love it! Thanks! Totally love it!

>>5284307
Probably, she's the only one I could find a workable picture with. For now, at least

>>5284288
Ya never know~

>>5284281
Not a bad try

>>5284281
Yeah that's a really stupid format. The word per line downward text with the "we like pictures <3" is really fucking stupid. Try to make an opener that isn't complete garbage that was created by a pedophile with down syndrome that spammed it all over this board until other retards tried to make it a standard opener. Your complete lack of originality is the biggest problem with this because apparently you're a retarded pedophile also for reusing this.

thinking about taking HQ OC before the gym and after i put clothes away. sooo bored.

>>5284354
holy shit, dat mad

>>5284362
DO IT DO IT DO IT

>>5284351
humbly requesting re-upload of bbw/chubby april archive (more bbw)

>>5284354
You are this mad.jpg

>>5284313
Run away with me Alice.
You'll never yawn from boredom again.

>>5284354
Good point. Why DOES every thread open with basically the same exact thing with a different morbidly obese body on the right.

>>5284408
Where the hell have you been?

>or is it just past my best time

>>5283501
I like those

>>5284389
i wanna take pictures in rompers and fishnets

>>5284354
where were you when i needed help for the wet wednesdays macros, bra?

>>5284446
>fishnets

what kind?

>>5284408
Lets do it. I will make sure all your fantasies are fulfilled

>>5284390
I'll get to it, maybe
I don't know.

>>5284414
Because I've made them all?

i notice that when the females on here post masterbation pics they never show themselves getting wet. do you ladies have a hard time pleasuring yourselves?

>>5284470
because it doesn't exist

>>5284522

how long have you lurked these threads... LL can get pretty wet

>>5284470
these, but in less fat legs and not those mom shorts.

>>5284522
i usually get wet
-shrug-

>>5284446

do it!

>>5284435
becoming a women

>>5284484
Meeting half way? That would put us at like..Missouri or something.

>>5284554
how about less fat legs, fishnets and nothing else?

>>5284536
what?

>>5284509
hope so, whenever you got extra time I guess

also you're doing God's work

>>5284645
it's on /rs/ search bbwmay

What qualifies as chubby? I need some sort of numerical measure. Maybe a certain BMI or something?

can anyone tell me who this girl is?
i got this when i started lurking chubby threads but i dont remember the name of her

>>5284790
there is none, its arbitrary

>>5284597
Never been to missouri
vacation time?

>>5284819

spinach

>>5284746
I wanted bbw april

who's jelly of my headphones?

>>5284826
Then how does one know if one is truly chubby or not?

>>5284790
its totally arbitrary

>>5284819
spinach, she posts in bbw threads

>>5284863
post and find out!

>>5284830
thanks anon
you know this girl, too?
and does spinach still post sometimes?

>>5284855
me ;_____;

>>5284928
kizie. she homeless

>>5284928
Spinach posts in the fatty threads
Kizie posts here, but infrequently

>>5284828
Orrrrr....I don't know what your schedule/money situation is like but you could always come to..
>http://www.blackwatermusicfestival.com/
End of September should be enough time to make adequate plans :]

Anyone wanna play a game with me? :)

>>5285017
uh... what kind of game?

>>5285017
GTFO

i wanna post but too many people in my place

>>5284997
you look like your snatch stinks. fucking puke.

any girls looking to hook up (NSA) near san jose?

>>5285038
Hanging with friends or words :)

>>5285017
i do!

>Rules
>1. I stay here
>2. You GTFO

>>5285040
my fuckin job

>>5284855
You bought those at a best buy

I call them aviators lol

>>5284997
o:
hmmm
I am saving to vacation so we will see how much I make. I might pick up a high paying temp job in august.

>>5285048
You have literally no idea what you are talking about.
hahaha

>>5285085
skull candy <3

they have a white set online that i must get.

>>5285133
yeah, you're right. i wouldn't know what it would be like to be turned on by these landwhales like you. instead, they fucking disgust me. must be easy being you, loser.

>>5285067
Slacking again
>>5285040
Lol

>>5285207
you taking pics while driving?

>>5285207
>Slacking again

i see it as having followers

>>5285135
Yeah. They're gold right?

>>5284997

Ooohh, cute, I like the piercing!

>>5285045
Kick 'em out!

It's time to get naked >:D

>>5285181
l2filename

>>5285207
So, could you be hired to just hang around my apartment in underwear? Sort of like a living statue?

>>5285241
I'm not driving. I'm waiting for a friend. :)

>>5285262
nonono. white.

http://www.google.com/products/catalog?q=skull+candy+aviators&hl=en&rlz=1G1SNNT_ENUS374&
prmd=ivns&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=1366&bih=667&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop
&cid=8506563011007628761&sa=X&ei=FvX_TfzlBOXr0gG6-5ylDg&ved=0CGwQ8wIwAg

>>5285314
>>5285262

or i could just post the picture, I feel pretty stupid this is an image board afterall

>>5285293
If you buy me cute underwear.
>>5285261
Call it what you want.

>>5285387
BOOBIES, lol

>>5284446
>>5284446
Well hop to it!

ignore the mess. i'm in the middle of cleaning/just moved

>>5285387
>Call it what you want.

i only call it what it is

>>5285387
i swear your tits get bigger everytime i see you

>>5284898
>>5284898
>>5284898

ahoy there, jane- it's the anon from yesterday- you left before i could alert you that the aim sn you gave me was the wrong one (or something, it told me it didn't exist)..

just didn't want you to think i stood you up.

>>5285418
Cute as fuck, but I just have one question

What's it like living so close to the Sun? D:

>>5285444
she's pregnant

>>5285387
You! You I would have sex with!

>>5285466
im ok with this

>>5285466
Dude, even fucking better, lol.

>>5285418
Me likey! - if you'd gotten the other side pulled up too it would have been a perfect datass pic :D

>>5285453
it's calaamityjanee
promise
>>5285456
portland is so not sunny, usually D:

>>5285467
Lol. Thanks.
>>5285466
That's not even funny
>>5285444
They don't. Lol
>>5285433
K. Whatever.
>>5285401
Yes. Are we 12 again?

>>5285588
What kind of dog is that?

>>5285588
either that or youre wearing tighter clothes P: which im ok with

>>5285510
how tits

>>5285510
gorgeous<3

>>5285588
thoughts on walmart in general? do you think your job sucks?

>>5285588
>K. Whatever.

you know i'm right. so gtfo

>>5285588
it's a little funny. give roscoe a playmate!

>>5285510

ok, i was doing it wrong apparently... i haven't used aim for years. it says you can't receive offline messages.

>>5285588
moar of you!

>>5285604
I don't think I am. Lol
>>5285602
I don't even think it's a dog.
But pitbull

has Hitler been here lately?

>>5285705

Hhhrnnnkkk, now that's a datass worthy pic :)

>>5285759
k, i got on

>>5285787
then please do
what size bra do you wear?

>>5285795
remove top

>>5285798
you're right, it's been a while since she's posted stupid faces for an hour. she's been gone for probably a week or two.

>>5282004

Who's in this picture?

>>5285904
calamity jane.

>>5282004
=
>>5285510

>>5285840
36DD
>>5285769
Moar of Roscoe !
>>5285728
No. I'm two weeks late it's not funny :(
>>5285710
Not yet babe.
>>5285672
It's not bad. I like everything except the store manager.

>>5285988
smshmortion

>>5285988
what do i have to do to make you my own personal camwhore?

>>5285988
impressive
look on the brightside though
you would be a milf (:

Anyone have a sense of fashion?... Or can draw?

I need help with a cosplay

>>5286057
I told you I'd help!

:J

>>5286057
How's the drawfaggotry related?

>>5285988
>Not yet babe.

just give the dog a stick and he'll have you play fetch. problem solved

Alright I"m going to cut to the chase. I'm an 18 male looking for a female to cam and masturbate to each other. Don't even have to show face or talk. Anybody down?

>>5286057
i have a sense of fashion, but i cant draw is that ok?

>>5286106
I can guarantee that almost no camwhore will agree to this.

You're better off posting in a Contact Info thread

>>5286113
they crotchless, jane?

>>5286124
Aight will look for one, thanks anon.

>>5286069
Not the video project, I can't come up with a dress

>>5286113
>that feel when you live in the same state as jane but you will never have sex with her

>>5286113
Omnomnom, any chance of a pic of you like that, facing us with hands on hips?

I'm always so torn by these threads.

The girls who post in these tend to have such fantastically lovely breasts. Whether their face is lovely as well is 50/50.

However, 90% of them have those horrible axewound pussies. So I find myself turned on when they're doing anything from the breast up, and turned off as soon as the legs spread open.

>>5286154

stop being a pussy and meet her?

>>5286168
that's the thing

most vaginas are not aesthetically pleasing

>>5286098
He sucks at that game
>>5286039
Yeah. That's totally good. I'm not worried yet though
>>5286009
I couldn't :(
>>5286027
Pay my rent.

>>5286199
And pokemondays macro was born

Great pic :)

>>5286193
idk what city/town she lives in though thats the problem

>>5286168

virgin detected. as if any pussy looked good. who the fuck goes to screw a girl and worries about what her pussy looks like outside obvious things like stds? what a faggot.

Which chubby has the best ass? Just curious what people think.

>>5286214
when was the last time you had sex?

>>5286224
>>5286224
I APPROVE!

>>5286228
lolwut
peach
super fweak

>>5286168
Yeah. Mines pretty bad bro.

>>5286214
>He sucks at that game

i mean, he throws the stick, you go fetch

>>5286215
but my feet! D:
>>5286217
Portland

>>5285017

well look who it is. i knew you'd be on. are you ready to take orders?

>>5286199
Awww hell fucking yeah is that a hilariously cute smile.

>>5286228
No9
>don't have it on my iPod anymore

>>5286270
portland? thats only a 45 minute drive away

>>5286285
:D

>>5286262

show me the full body shot with your face and underwear in the pic.

>>5286270
portland oregon?

>>5286362
si

>>5286334

so go meet her? are you the pussy who stood her up last night?

>>5286381
no

>>5282411
>>5285418

da booty smell good doe.

>>5286334
tbh, i probably won't hook up with someone from one of these threads.

except this one guy i started talking to who i have a crush on... but we haven't talked in a few days so i think he was trolling me the whole time.

>>5286360
I'm not home. Can't.
>>5286255
The 12th
>>5286266
I'm gud
>>5286271
No. You didn't meet me at walmart.

Right so I need to turn this

Into something worth raving in and yet still something people can go "omg! It's princess bubblegum!"

>>5286312
...wat

>>5286443

woah, wait... is that a transformers sleeve?

>>5286417

What kinda man with any standards or self respect would want to hook up with trash like you?

>>5286417
>>5286417
What a faggot.

>>5286443

Which Walmart do you work at?

>>5286353
If that was in black and white, with some fancy backdrop that could be an art shot.

>>5286480
The one where your wearing black pants and a red sox jersey

>>5286417
why is the flag upside down? some kind of sophomore year in liberal arts college type protest?

>>5286443
>>5286443
>>5286443
>>5286443

do you have aim?

>>5286443

so you can blueball me again? you gave me a fucking number in new jersey. i live halfway around the goddamn world to you. if i jumped on the plane like a idiot i'd be standing in some random parking lot in michigan with my dick in my hand.

>>5286417
oh well then, i just always wanted to fuck a chubby, but it's not that big of a deal

>>5286485
i'm not trash.

>>5286443

How about taking some OC vag shots?

>>5286443
>I'm gud

thought you'd be good at fetch, bitch

>>5286505
No, I know what pic you're talking about

>>5286535

lol serious? Just look at yourself you delusional bitch. You're beyond trash.

Cam in here chubbs

http://www.ican [REMOVE] hazchat.com/deliver

>>5286443

tits first then you work your way down. more effort to get your fine ass face in the pics too.

>>5286580
nope :)

>>5286417
>>5286417

I remember you posting a couple of months ago or so, and you were wearing this green dress with glasses. And I thought you were very cute. I was practically begging you to post more.

But now I beg you to just stop posting. You got so fucking ugly compared to your previous pics. WTF happened to you?

one mans trash is another mans treasure

>>5286443

i don't care. do what i say. a little nudity isn't going to hurt anyone around you. they might like it.

>>5286663
>But now I beg you to just stop posting.

Why do faggots always say shit like this? YOU CANNOT PHYSICALLY MAKE A CAMWHORE STOP POSTING.

Well, you can, but that would lead you to getting buttreaped in prison.

>>5286152
>>5286057
I can help. :D

>>5286663
lol i don't own a green dress

>>5286057
can draw. What do you need again?

Hallo

>>5286454

I tried - you wont be able to do much to 'sex it up' - the fundamental shape just looks 'wrong' if you do anything to change it, like splitting the dress into two pieces(it comes out looking like sailor moon). About the only thing you could do to preserve the original style is - make a single piece with a tight waist and flared thigh high hem.

>>5286818
laser!! what's up, cutie?

>>5286818
wasgood, cherubsweater

>>5286818

Halo indeed, what is that sweater hiding?

>>5286454
EEEEE adventure time!!!

>>5286199

Clean your room you fucking fat ugly trailer trash whore.

>>5286417

american in distress?

>>5286800

Mhmm. Sure you don't.

>>5286836
Lemme see! Lol also here's what I'm doing until I can figure it out lol


>also the extra material will go to Alice for her Teddy bear

>>5286800
>>5286800
Jane I don't even give a fuck
I think you're cool
would sex up

Evenin friends [=
just a warning I can't really do nudity right now, but i'll do what i can for ya

>>5286334

PORTLAND?!

>>5286958

Make an another video.

>>5286966
ooh, starting off good

>>5286966
Awwww yeah check out that side boob.
also
>mfw Laser got on

>>5286226
You're telling me you don't see a difference between the aesthetics of these two vaginas?

Which is closer to those that pop up in chubby threads?

>>5286958
lick your elbow

>>5286991
like i said, i can't really do that right now =/

>>5287056
DAT EXPRESSION

well how about some silly faces then

>>5287027
I'm hoping your face reflects the one of the center guy...

>>5286818
doing it right

>>5287028
same shit, don't confuse vagina and overall crotch

both look good for sex

>>5287079
Always

>>5286958
>>5287056
SantaGirl what's your ethnicity?

>>5287065

STFU FAGGOT!!!!!

>>5287079
Holy shit


That's all I have to say

>>5287065
how do silly face when no face?

>>5286991
Whoa whoa whoa, video??
Can I please see this? PLEASE

>>5286935

I have no medium of reality/interweb transference at 4am.

>>5287129
use your fingers and your mouth, duh

>>5286935

ADVENTURE TIME!!!!

>>5287151
>>5287151
DAT MESSY ROOM

>>5287151

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=65FGZKHL

>>5287079
Definitely does not

>>5287224
oh, laser's gonna LOVE this one

>>5287157
Use subspace!

>watching Scott pilgrim

>>5287028

8/10 women got disgusting vags and that's a fact. I don't think I've ever been with a woman with an aesthetically appealing cunt.
Except maybe my first, which was long back when I was just 15, perhaps that's the reason she had an attractive vag.
Women my age (22) or older, the quality of aesthetic vags seems to go down for some fucking reason.

>>5287193
I KNOW! It's like a curse! Whenever I clean it, it ends up like this anyway! Fuck.

Red Sox won so

HA HA, TIME FOR MACROS

>>5287256
>i don't find pussy attractive

Hmm, perhaps you might be the gay?

>>5287278
Lol I'm actually sewing. Don't want to bore you

>>5287224
>>5287224

Speaking of videos. Why do u seem to take decent pics but your video was shit. It was a bit "to the point" if you know what I mean.

>>5287271
Cleanliness is next to Godliness, cherublaser~

>>5287113
what would you guess?

>>5287317
Shit video? I was excited!

>>5287343
Yeah, which basically means I suck.

>>5287352
haha, i knew it.

>>5287311
You won't bore me :)

What's your Skype?

>>5287284

Or perhaps you might be a desperate basement dwelling virgin who'll stick his dick into anything?

>>5286443

better be coming back.

>>5287346
Pacific Islander

>>5287346
Irish, German and Native American

>>5287317
Because I wasn't making a video for men. I was just recording what I was already doing, and if some people find that attractive, then awesome!
tl;dr people like different things, and that's ok.

>>5287352
lots of Cuh Lit Or Iss stimulation
>no mfw pic for when laser makes video

Lol so I just found out that I don't have work tomorrow. I will now proceed to drink and watch my FUCKING FAVORITE DORK MOVIE EVER while I sew my brains outs lol.

Drink snapple that is ;$

>>5286984
I live there too, we should have a chubby meet up.

afternoon thread :)

>>5287430
nope
>>5287431
Very small percent the white things, but no native blood

>>5287372
dawww

I think you aight<3

>>5287454
>>5287440
double awesome