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Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:52 No.612522

WHY today /sci/ is not named /LHC/ ?

pic related: is my quantum penis

http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:52 No.612530 >my quantum penis was never observed?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:56 No.612555 >>612530 clever anon is clever

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:57 No.612560 http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:58 No.612565 >>612560 haha

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)00:59 No.612570 >>612560 You only got me with that because im baked...

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:05 No.612629 Stupid question as I can't find a good converter. Is this in 1.5 hours?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:06 No.612644 what are /sci/'s predictions on what will happen?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:07 No.612652 http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/Vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC1 Also, go here

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:09 No.612665 >>612644 Shit will happen Most of the world will have no idea what's going on

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:25 No.612780 Bumping for the Higgs boson

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:27 No.612784 File :1269926826645.jpg-(71 KB, 533x400, PigeonswithBaguette1.jpg) >>612780 bumping for infinitely improbable failure

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:28 No.612791 staying up for this, getting tired though..

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:30 No.612797 >>612791 how much longer?, whens this goin down?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:32 No.612807 >>612797 What time for eastern?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:36 No.612823 currently 7:36 CEST so around an hour

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:40 No.612845 Wait, what's happening? Is the LHC finally functional?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:47 No.612892 >>612845 they got it to 3.5 tera-electron-volts and now they are going to slam two of those together I believe.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)01:49 No.612899 also http://timesonline.typepad.com/science/2010/03/waiting-for-collisions-at-lhc.html

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:01 No.612966 I find it sad, so few people will watch this even tho it could be the most important event in human history to this point.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:03 No.612983 WHAT THE FUCK WHY ISN'T THE STREAM WORKIGN WHY ISN'T ANYTHING THERE ITS 2:02 AM NIGGERS

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:04 No.612989 http://meltronx.com/lhcdatawide/index.html

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:05 No.612995 >>612989 Shits confusing captain.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:08 No.613008 >>612995 makes me with I knew what was what.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:08 No.613009 I'm prepared for my possible demise, are you?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:10 No.613025 OH LAWDZ

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:12 No.613034 this shit is gonna fail but what time will it actually collide its 2am here in florida and i got class at 8

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:13 No.613039 >>613034 >>613034 there is no exact time for collision

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:19 No.613067 >>613009 We rolled the dice with the 1st nuke and that worked out fine.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:20 No.613074 so, the higgs is going to be placed to it's theoretical test... If all else fails, we could try again.

Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:21 No.613076

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>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:21 No.613081 >>613034 I think it's at least another hour before they even start the experiment.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:22 No.613087 Well I'm watching the feed...nothing interesting has happened yet...

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:22 No.613090 does anyone know that "movable devices" are on http://meltronx.com/lhcdatawide/lhc1.html

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:23 No.613096 wait a second the atoms probably wont even collide tongiht?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:24 No.613101 >>613096 no ATOMS are colliding dumbfuck

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:25 No.613104 >>613101 particles whatever answer the fuckin question

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:25 No.613107 >>613101 They're colliding together hydrogen ions

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:25 No.613108 File :1269930327827.jpg-(133 KB, 800x960, Adeptus_Mechanicus_v_1_by_zilla774.jpg) OH MACHINE SPIRIT PLEASE EASE THY SELF. I INCANT TO THEE TO AWAKEN AND COLLIDE THESE BEAMS SUCCESSFULLY.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:26 No.613110 >>613107 So a electron-less proton?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:26 No.613113 Webcast has started! http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:27 No.613117 im dumb, what happens when we find out about the Higgs existence? I mean theories and shit will be unified, but will we be able to go FTL because we understand mass and shit?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:27 No.613119 OMG this things starting to glow! [url]http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html[/url]

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:27 No.613122 File :1269930454927.png-(37 KB, 1024x627, LHC1.png) ...So what exactly am I watching here?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:28 No.613126 >>613113 Fuck yeah

>>	Magos 03/30/10(Tue)02:28 No.613131 File :1269930533377.jpg-(49 KB, 393x597, adept.jpg) >>613108 >Implying you have the right litanies for a successful experiment.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:30 No.613143 UPDATE "Preparing the Ramp" on screen, along with a graph of magnet strength.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:30 No.613145 >>613113 Now -THAT- is a fucking gaming desk.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:30 No.613148 File :1269930651462.png-(74 KB, 258x165, 1262756580657.png) >>613131 I chuckled

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:31 No.613150 >>613119 >>613119 >>613119 Lul @ Fail. Nice try, but if there was a black hole, the entire screen would black out instantaneously, not progressively.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:31 No.613156 shit began

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:33 No.613166 ACCORDING TO WEBCAST SCHEDULE ON CERN WEBSITE, PARTICLE COLLISION AT 7TEV WONT START UNTIL AT LEAST 9-10 CET, OR 3-4AM EST Fuck, another half hour at least to wait...

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:33 No.613168 Jeeze, how many cameraguys do they have in there? three?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:34 No.613179 His mic sucks, starts echoing randomly

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:35 No.613185 >>613166 :[

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:35 No.613189 Where should we go now?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:36 No.613194 Did it start? Will the black hole consume us all?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:36 No.613195 i fucking love foriegn language superiors acting like half the shit they say isn't foriegn to them. all nouns said here are of english decent.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:36 No.613197 collision commencing! :D

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:36 No.613200 Let's say that the collision created a deadly black hole. Would I have time to say Fuck before dying or would death be nearly instantaneous?

>>	Ad 08/05/11(Fri)03:00 No.19151774 File1312527603.jpg-(17 KB, 300x300, thisisanad.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:37 No.613205 lol fail they lost a beam

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:37 No.613206 collisions in a couple of hours? :(

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:37 No.613208 >>613179 no his mic feeds to speakers in the room too

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:37 No.613211 are those phd geeks with no life in the webstream?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:37 No.613214 >>613206 heard the attractive voice say this too =(((

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:37 No.613215 Fuck you Science. I won't sleep tonight.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:37 No.613216 Did I really just hear that bitch say collisions in a couple of hours?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:38 No.613218 >>613200 It won't. It's not doing anything that doesn't already happen in the atmosphere every day. It's just impossible to observe in nature.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:38 No.613221 >>613211 hurrr go back to church

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:39 No.613225 UP TO 3.5 TEV, FUCK YEAH

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:39 No.613228 >>613218 How would protons get accelerated that high naturally?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:40 No.613236 how many circuits will the streams make around the main ring per second?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:40 No.613237 >>613228 In the sun, when we explode nukes...idk, shit like that?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:41 No.613241 >>613228 the sun

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:41 No.613246 THE LHC HAS OVER 9000 MAGNETS!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:42 No.613255 She just said that there are "More than 9000 magnets" in the LHC

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:42 No.613257 >>612530 http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html view of collision as it will happen.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:42 No.613258 >>613246 And they're all raping our electron volts. Trillions of them.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:42 No.613262 File :1269931374278.jpg-(14 KB, 184x312, vegeta3.jpg) OVER 9000 MAGNETSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:43 No.613263 Using speed to increase mass, space-time is our bitch.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:43 No.613269 inb4 LHC explodes

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:43 No.613271 What url are you guys at where people are talking please?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:43 No.613272 File :1269931437259.jpg-(82 KB, 694x530, 1269906024801.jpg) REAL physics start now, bitches.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:44 No.613274 >>613271 http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:44 No.613275 >>613271 http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:44 No.613278 >>613271 http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:44 No.613280 >>613271 See >>613257 for live cams

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:44 No.613282 >>613271 http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/ Watch the Main Webcast for now.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:44 No.613287 hurray for mankind! we logic now!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:44 No.613288 >>613274 >>613275 Uh oh, we're already seeing effects of it.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:45 No.613289 >>613263 .... as you approach the speed of light your mass increases.. basically she meant the force

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:45 No.613290 I'm watching. Can anyone explain what's going on?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:45 No.613293 What is happening now, guise

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:45 No.613294 reramping, approaching 1 TeV... EXHILARATING

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:45 No.613298 >>613290 >>613293 Powering up the magnets, which speeds up the beams ready for collision a little later.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:45 No.613299 Popped open a beer, I'm ready to go.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:46 No.613302 Jiggavolts.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:46 No.613304 >>613274 >>613275 >>613278 >>613280 >>613282 Oh my fucking god. Quintuple hive-mind. It really is the end of the world. Also, check out LHC2 if you're using OPVistar, the temperatures of the thing are fucking cold!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:47 No.613318 http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/Vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHCEXPMAG What's I / A? :o

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:47 No.613319 Do you guys reckon I have time to go to the shops to get some beer? Bout a 20min round trip?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:47 No.613320 >>613304 yea its almost a quantum liquid or w.e

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:48 No.613327 I dont see enough supernerds. All i see is old people, youngins, and women. This makes me uncomfortable.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:48 No.613330 >>613319 you most likely will have more then enough time.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:48 No.613335 >>613318 I = current, maybe? A = amperes? No idea.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:49 No.613338 none of this matters because GOD will protect us.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:49 No.613339 I wish I had 4 screens to watch everything.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:49 No.613341 1206 GeV and counting...

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:49 No.613344 File :1269931783515.jpg-(34 KB, 720x425, niggawatts.jpg) Waiting for something to fail and set them back for months.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:50 No.613348 55% WOMEN OH FUCKING GOD NO WONDER THIS PROJECT HAS BEEN SHIT

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:50 No.613351 >>613338 GoooooOOOO ANEURYSM!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:50 No.613354 HOLY FUCK What the fuck just happened? Everything dropped out for a couple seconds.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:50 No.613360 I'll be drinking my weight in wine tonight. FOR SCIENCE

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:51 No.613363 >>613339 Open in 4 browsers, resize into a quarter of screen each?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:51 No.613364 Beam permit is false, can I get secondary confirmation?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:51 No.613367 >>613354 LOL WERE YOU WATCHING http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html ?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:51 No.613372 So, when this things turns the earth to Ice Nine, is it gonna be cold or hot?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:51 No.613375 >>613367 No, check out http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/Vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC1 The whole graph and everything turned off for a few seconds.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:52 No.613380 >>613318 inductance / ampere?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:52 No.613386 1.4T's now

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:52 No.613387 >>613364 Confirmed. From about 8:50 on, the right graph is really fucking low.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:52 No.613388 Goddamn it, someone kicked the surge protector again

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:53 No.613391 FBCT intensity is dropping, wtf?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:53 No.613399 NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:53 No.613400 >>613391 It died, Jim

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:53 No.613404 Some dipshit brought his son with downs to work, he decided to chew on a wire, and now the nigger killed it

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:53 No.613407 File :1269932025713.jpg-(13 KB, 265x297, 1258953197245.jpg) >>613388

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:53 No.613409 Cryogenics...AGAIN!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:53 No.613410 File :1269932036397.gif-(25 KB, 500x500, ProfessorFrink1.gif) The Science is going to KILL US ALL WITH THE HOIVENGLAYBEN and the READIN THIS IN MY VOICE

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:54 No.613412 NOOOOO The guy said it broke again...they'll have to bring it all back down again... He just said it was probably a cryogenics problem is sector 12. Mother fucker.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:54 No.613413 This time a Heron dropped a waffle on something important.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:54 No.613424 HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:54 No.613431 >>613412 Sector 12? Fuck, it's Cartman

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:55 No.613434 Well, time to browse 4chan on my three goddamn monitors.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:55 No.613435 >>613424 http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/Vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC2 THERE'S RED ON THEM BOARDS

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:55 No.613437 FUCK IT, WE'LL RAMP IT LIVE WE'LL RAMP IT LIVE

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:55 No.613443 lol science fail

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:55 No.613444 Well they're still ramping the magnets to 3.5 TeV...but no collisions because the beam was lost. I know not what any of that means, but that's what happened.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:55 No.613445 I love this woman's accent.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:55 No.613447 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLWEemhtdbE this just happened to me :(

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:56 No.613451 beams are dumped...well, another hour of waiting /sci/ducks.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:56 No.613452 >I'd rather announce it with roger I heard a woman said this in French.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:56 No.613459 I'm going to bed, hope I don't wake up dead

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:56 No.613464 >>613452 I mean: I heard a woman say this

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:57 No.613470 These people looks like my in laws, not the brightest physicists on the planet.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:57 No.613473 >>613451 goddamnit. party hard in my absence fellow /sci/entists. The futon calls to me.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:57 No.613475 >>613444 It means they're going to go ahead and ramp the magnetics up to 3.5 TeV to make sure they won't be the next thing that fails after they get the cryo sorted.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:58 No.613478 How long until everything back to working?

>>	bem !JnZiCl58gc 3/30/10(Tue)02:58 < No.613482 >>613459 how can you wake up dead?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:59 No.613488 One armed guy on the atlas feed.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:59 No.613491 when the fuck will they collide i got fuckin class at 8

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:59 No.613497 Lol @ that guy wheeling in the wheely chair doing nothing.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)02:59 No.613498 seriously, why do more than 60 % of the problems always come from cryogenics. Who's running that madhouse?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:00 No.613499 >>613491 Probably not today, lol

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:00 No.613501 wtf

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:00 No.613503 fucking crash the fucking particles already

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:00 No.613508 fucking stock footage

Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:00 No.613511

>>613482
Mahalik: 'Cause you're alive when you go to sleep.
CJ: You're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Mahalik: You can't go to bed dead! That shit would be redundant.
CJ: No, it wouldn't. 'Cause you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die but not be in a bed.
Mahalik: But you are in a bed, man. That's how you wake up dead in the first place!
CJ: Damn! That's some quantum shit right there, man!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:01 No.613515 File :1269932465971.jpg-(171 KB, 424x565, 1261350074811.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:01 No.613520 WHAT THE FUCK? They break shits up and they try to divert us with shitty videos about the bigbang?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:01 No.613521 File :1269932486447.jpg-(34 KB, 249x228, eden.jpg) >U2

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:01 No.613523 FUCK YEA U2!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:01 No.613525 >>613515 and U2 only accentuates my rage.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:01 No.613526 Guys, go to the Atlas stream.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:01 No.613527 /sp/artan here. I don't know this SCIENCE stuff but someone tell me seriously, what's going to happen?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:02 No.613528 U2 IS GONNA PLAY ONTOPA THE SURN!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:02 No.613534 3 hours?!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:02 No.613535 3 HOURS? fuck

>>	bem !JnZiCl58gc 3/30/10(Tue)03:02 < No.613537 >>613511 i had that in my head right away

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:02 No.613539 >>613527 nothing life-threatening, engineers crashing particles like shopping cards to kids and videotaping it

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:02 No.613541 They don't look happy in ALICE

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:03 No.613544 Hot damn, MORE PROBLEMS? I want the world to end in 3 hours, fuck!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:03 No.613545 File :1269932606593.jpg-(275 KB, 580x707, godamn.jpg) >>613527 /sp/ortsfag? On my /sci/? Gtfo. We're doing science.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:03 No.613547 Fuck it, I'm not waiting that much longer

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:03 No.613551 >>613545 Curiosity got the better of me. Also mods deleted our thread for some reason.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:03 No.613552 FUUUCKING EXCITING

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:04 No.613557 so it failed?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:05 No.613565 >>613527 Protons collide to show particules. Tadaaaaaaaaa

>>	03/30/10(Tue)03:05 No.613568 >>613557 yup for now

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:05 No.613571 Some guy doing a rubix cube on CMS, FUCK YEA

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:05 No.613574 not before 11? What time zome are they in?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:05 No.613575 >something around 2 hours Take a nap, folks.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:05 No.613578 >>613551 Alright, then sit back and enjoy then I suppose. Nothing bad is going to happen, (besides technical problems), so if you're waiting for Armageddon, you may be disappointed.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:06 No.613581 File :1269932764575.jpg-(50 KB, 639x337, Untitled2.jpg) >>613482 Keith, people often die for very strange reasons They wake up dead, wake up, wake up dead

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:06 No.613582 STOP DICKING AROUND WITH A RUBIX CUBE

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:06 No.613585 Soo... After 4:00am 4ST? Fuck.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:06 No.613586 that CMS guy can handle a rubic cube.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:07 No.613597 >>613581 They're on very thin ice, very thin ice....

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:07 No.613598 File :1269932830751.jpg-(71 KB, 366x440, 1269572593781.jpg) Problem LHC?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:07 No.613599 FUCK YEA MICROSOFT KEYBOARD

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:07 No.613603 >>613585 4am cst/5 am est/2 am pst

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:07 No.613606 File :1269932852440.jpg-(24 KB, 375x359, fawnia-mondey-female-bodybuilder.jpg) /fit/ here Do something useful with your lives. Pump some iron. The LHC will not get you pussy. Pic related. Fucking nerds. She can beat your feeble asses.

>>	03/30/10(Tue)03:07 No.613607 >>613582 FUCK U! HE'S BORED =D

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:08 No.613611 >>613551 They're still ramping the power, so there's a chance they may recover the beam before the next injection. You'll see it on the UEC chamber webcam first if it happens: http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:08 No.613615 Somebody in down syndrome terms explain why I should be excited/nervous/scared right now

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:08 No.613617 >>613606 I just came home from the gym bro, I'm doing fuckin science go back to your squat rack and curl

>>	03/30/10(Tue)03:08 No.613619 >>613606 thats nice bro, have fun with that

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:09 No.613624 File :1269932948084.jpg-(54 KB, 424x600, 1264039697160.jpg) >>613606 But with the LHC I'll be able to bring my waifu to the 3rd dimension!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:09 No.613625 >>613617 >I just came home from the gym bro Stop lying.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:09 No.613627 Fucking pussy, I can (and have) solve(d) a 7x7x7 Rubik's cube.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:09 No.613630 20min beerfag back! What'd I miss?

>>	Gordon Freeman 03/30/10(Tue)03:10 No.613634 >>613606 >everything at LHC goes right >Find God particle >String theory is proven >Fitness no longer matters just you wait

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:10 No.613635 File :1269933003166.jpg-(43 KB, 400x400, micheal.jpg) What if you came to work tomorrow, and... You were dead.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:10 No.613636 >>613615 WORLD GO BOOM IN SHORT TIME

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:10 No.613640 >>613615 Hurr durr, you should hurr be exited because we are discovering more about the moment of creation (hurr), and contributing to the fall of religions. Finally. hurr durr

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:10 No.613645 File :1269933032636.jpg-(65 KB, 640x626, Xenosaga.jpg) >>613606 I will build a robot wife. She will protect me from your faggotry. Science wins again, fitfags.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:10 No.613647 >>613627 never solve the virginity problem though.

>>	03/30/10(Tue)03:10 No.613648 lol speak up dude!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:11 No.613652 technically, we can see they they do not specialise in making TV.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:11 No.613656 >>613606 Disregard that, this poster sucks cocks. Real /fit/ poster here, train your body and your mind equally. Fit body == clearer mind, better blood flow, more discipline, better thinking.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:11 No.613659 suddenly silence

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:12 No.613665 >>613647 There's no way to respond to that, lol. If I say that I have lost my virginity (which I have), I'll look like a lying little kid trying to feebly defend myself, but if I don't say anything then I'll look like you guys won.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:12 No.613668 >>613606 She's ugly. You can have her.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:12 No.613669 >>613656 That sounds more like it.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:13 No.613670 File :1269933184721.jpg-(7 KB, 104x200, James-Squire-Pilsner-32.jpg) I'm set.

>>	sage 03/30/10(Tue)03:13 No.613672 so when is something gonna happen?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:13 No.613674 >>613630 Cryo system shit itself, they might have it up in a few hours

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:14 No.613681 >>613674 :(

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:14 No.613684 That CMS guy on the phone looks like he's calling his family because he knows he's gonna die.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:14 No.613685 >>613672 few hours

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:14 No.613688 File :1269933287992.jpg-(41 KB, 1024x768, 1728.jpg) >>613665 yeah we believe you....

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:14 No.613690 Goddamnit, I'm out of fucking weed.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:15 No.613692 http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/

Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:15 No.613697

>>613656
>Real /fit/ poster here
I bet you're skinny-fat and the only developed part of your body is your legs due to SQUATS and you look like a freakish stout ogre with tree trunk legs and you're really unattractive, repulsive and justifiably lonely despite being sorta-OK after a few months of squatting that some equally dysfunctional losers on the internet peer pressured you into.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:16 No.613704 >>613697 whatever four-eyes

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:16 No.613705 >>613656 also you smell

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:16 No.613708 File :1269933406151.png-(5 KB, 250x250, 1269481373999.png) >>613697

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:17 No.613716 >>613697 0/10

>>	sage 03/30/10(Tue)03:17 No.613718 WTF, IRISH FRENCH GUY WHO DOESNT KNOW WHERE CAMERA IS

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:17 No.613719 >>613697 Hm. Interesting, but no, you're not correct. Your rather spiteful reply says more about you than it does about me though, really. Take it easy man, the universe doesn't hate you!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:17 No.613721 File :1269933454314.jpg-(105 KB, 446x337, 1269586243636.jpg) >>613708

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:18 No.613729 Take your fucking /fit/ vs /sci/ shit to a separate thread.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:18 No.613731 This guy speaking French on the main webcast looks like he's going to cry.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:18 No.613733 WTF FRENCH HAX

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:18 No.613735 sticky please

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:18 No.613736 This guy keeps fading back into English when he tries to speak in French.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:18 No.613738 hey guys we all know this is gonna be put of till 2012 :D

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:18 No.613743 >>613606 9/10. Mission accomplished.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:18 No.613744 FUCKING GREAT, THE PROTECTION SYSTEM JUST SHIT ITSELF

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:18 No.613745 SUPER SYMMETRY

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:19 No.613746 Sweet, if the world ends I won't have to hand in this stupid assignment tomorrow

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:19 No.613747 need to sleep.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:19 No.613751 NEW RAMP? D:

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:19 No.613752 File :1269933566011.jpg-(17 KB, 513x283, okay.jpg) okay? okay? so, basically, in a bad French the guy said that they're gonna try a 3rd time.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:19 No.613757 File :1269933575743.jpg-(91 KB, 731x520, 1269576665044.jpg) >>613705

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:20 No.613770 this is gonna be put of until 2012 :/

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:20 No.613771 Twitter - "Experts are still investigating the situation. It looks like the problem is with the machine protection system. We'll keep you posted" Code for we broke it?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:20 No.613774 >>613729 >>613729 >>613729 >>613729 Please. Some of us are doing science.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:20 No.613775 File :1269933641918.jpg-(180 KB, 820x1170, img3122.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:20 No.613776 i feel like they will collide but on december 22 20112

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:20 No.613777 >>613752 >>613753 okaymind

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:21 No.613779 >>613771 yep

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:21 No.613783 okay before 11 o'clock, what time is this in eastern atlantic?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:21 No.613784 No collisions til 1100 ausfag here has aaaaall night :D

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:21 No.613785 File :1269933702889.jpg-(163 KB, 750x1082, nonami027.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:22 No.613789 >>613777 Lol two immediately consecutive posts. I'm 752

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:22 No.613794 File :1269933760354.jpg-(259 KB, 700x1052, nonami019.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:22 No.613795 Fuck I hope they find the Higgs boson... HNNNGGGG

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:23 No.613799 The worst thing about these failures is it will be alot harder to get funding for major projects.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:23 No.613807 >>613799 They're not failures. lrn2science

Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:23 No.613808

Man I wasn't even trying to have a /fit/ vs /sci/ argument, I was just saying a fit body and a sharp mind are BOTH useful, and you can have both, instead of having a sissy nerds-vs-jocks slapfest. Geez, guys. Geez.

Anyways, back to that LHC stream. You are now aware they're playing Thunderstruck in the background (wat)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:24 No.613814 >>613789 >>613777 753 and 777 here, I like how you think.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:24 No.613818 File :1269933876251.jpg-(19 KB, 644x151, SHIT.jpg) courtesy of /v/

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:24 No.613820 File :1269933878747.jpg-(68 KB, 400x362, cern helium loss 30042010.jpg) They lost 6 tons of helium in the quench, but why do photos of the offgassing look so weird?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:24 No.613822 >>613808 gets his flanel and ciggies

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:24 No.613824 SCIENCE IS THE NEW HIPSTER

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:25 No.613825 File :1269933905005.jpg-(348 KB, 996x1500, 2a9be59240cc655e8752accdedbf91df.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:25 No.613826 How do you break a super collider?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:25 No.613828 >>613807 Sorry, delays.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:26 No.613837 File :1269933967462.jpg-(332 KB, 996x1500, 3b1eeade46b336dd798eb9b2a1aad62f.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:26 No.613840 >>613826 How do you collide super?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:26 No.613845 File :1269934009583.jpg-(343 KB, 996x1500, 4d0b1a0d5306f6d0d11ec5368aa3a8d6.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:27 No.613846 Just a small question. What is the point of finding the higgs boson? Will this newly ganed knowledge have any(any at all) practical use? Is it important for anything besides pleasing your brains?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:27 No.613847 >>613818 Sorry, KoG, but science is not based on GETS. However, you can try doing a GET-based physics theorem.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:27 No.613853 File :1269934061149.jpg-(388 KB, 996x1500, 5de97c87f51863ad33418664a9f2be65.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:27 No.613854 File :1269934066148.jpg-(63 KB, 600x591, 1240987247843.jpg) >>613837 >>613825 >>613794 >>613785 >>613775

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:28 No.613858 >>613846 Higgs' bosom is really huge and I think all straight men would want to motorboat them bomb ass titties.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:28 No.613860 >>613807 As complex as it is, the failures are supposed to be the theories, not really the engineering. Nothing about quenches or circuits tripping tells us anything about collision results

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:28 No.613861 >>613846 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:28 No.613862 >>613854 This, it's hard to do science with a large hardon colliding against my pants.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:29 No.613863 File :1269934149120.jpg-(331 KB, 996x1500, 1d4e8a02e514bd378f9b088c97ebadca.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:29 No.613864 >>613846 I want to post a picture of Carl Sagan frowning at your stupidity, but I can't find a picture of him ever frowning.

Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:29 No.613867

>>613846

>practical use

History shows that since the universe and what we can do with it is not guessable, the more practical course of action is learning as much as we can and finding practical use afterward.

>Is it important for anything besides pleasing your brains

I love pleasing my brain, so this question is irrelevant.

>>	Gordon Freeman 03/30/10(Tue)03:29 No.613870 >>613846 >>613846 It might disprove god and prove other universes exist. in other words. Pokemon universe and Halo universe and ME universe.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:30 No.613872 >>>/b/211572768 can somebody fix these /b/tards

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:30 No.613873 Greens on the Cryo page, LSS12 is still 1 K higher than befor tho.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:30 No.613875 >>613846 Basically, it's the next big step in a unified theory.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:30 No.613878 File :1269934238764.jpg-(320 KB, 1300x1800, c4772ee1922f278460d38d614ec7a43b.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:30 No.613879 http://lhc-webcast.web.cern.ch/lhc-webcast/cerninfos.swf 3.6 TeV...whats happening right now?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:31 No.613884 >>613867 We could have bought whores for everyone for 3.8 billon. It would please your brain and your dick.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:31 No.613885 File :1269934281705.jpg-(19 KB, 400x400, 1269157964346.jpg) Didn't you guys hear? The worlds going to end. >>>/v/54188252 What should we do with our last days?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:31 No.613886 HE IS CONFUSED

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:31 No.613887 >>613870 how is it that you guys think that the higgs boson has anything to do with a higher being?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:31 No.613888 File :1269934291846.jpg-(147 KB, 826x819, notationtiers.jpg) >>613863 HEY! I've seen those hot asian titties before...

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:31 No.613892 I lol'd at the guy just standing there with the microphone.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:31 No.613894 fuck another 1.5 hours = I am taking 1.5 nap

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:32 No.613897 I hope that one day I can tell my grandchildren that I watched the first LHD major collisions like our parents and grand-parents talk about first walking on the moon. I'll probably not tell them how much I'm drunk.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:32 No.613899 File :1269934335487.jpg-(25 KB, 333x500, o-Akari_Yamasaki-05.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:32 No.613901 Oh dear they still haven't found the beam yet?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:32 No.613902 >>613887 It'll give us a better understanding of the big bang, which has direct ramifications in religion.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:33 No.613906 File :1269934384920.jpg-(103 KB, 535x800, 011.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:33 No.613908 File :1269934411350.jpg-(39 KB, 450x338, 1269836069632.jpg) >>613901 > found the beam

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:33 No.613909 >>613901 they arent looking for it. theyre continuing to go up to full power, then shut it down and start over. once they lose the beam, thats it. you dont look for it again, you just start over

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:34 No.613915 >>613884 With the religious stigma in the US, they would never accept such a project. :(

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:34 No.613919 File :1269934480163.jpg-(92 KB, 535x800, 004.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:34 No.613922 >>613879 they lost stream, currently ramping down to try again

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:34 No.613923 >>613901 Did they check under the snack machine?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:35 No.613926 It's going to open a door.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:35 No.613930 Listening to this woman talk about the origin of the universe is giving me a boner. And I don't even dig chicks! fapfapfapfap

Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:36 No.613935

>>613902
that has absolutely nothing to do with religion at all. thats saying that this universe is all there is which is a bit close minded.

maybe itll provide flaws in religions like christianity, but it has nothing to do with proving/disproving religion

btw im an atheist, but science will never prove or disprove existence of a higher being

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:36 No.613938 higgs boson is a pretty lame guy. eh bestows mass but does afraid of anything.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:36 No.613939 File :1269934619962.jpg-(90 KB, 300x450, 1144929240243.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:37 No.613940 >>613915 US already has a particle accelerator, the LHC is just the most powerful and publicized.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:37 No.613941 >>613909 I'm sure it's around there somewhere Maybe they just misplaced it?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:37 No.613942 THE FUTURE IS BREAKING THE LHC!!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:37 No.613946 they were able to ramp up to 3.4 GeV and is now ramping down

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:37 No.613947 File :1269934665590.jpg-(866 KB, 1000x1506, 3f1dbf34375aa63f719f02dd635bc6ef.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:38 No.613951 >>613935 Sure, but let's say hypothetically they discover the origin of the universe. That's as big and as damaging as discovering the sun isn't a guy in a chariot.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:38 No.613952 >>613915 motherfucking Fermilab outside chicago, dumbshit. gtfo of this thread

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:38 No.613954 What is this guy's accent? It's not French, it's not German. Where is he from?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:39 No.613960 >>613951 so youre saying its impossible for any type of existence outside of this universe? thats retarded and you know it

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:39 No.613961 >>613952 wut?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:39 No.613962 >>613952 LHC is already pushing 3x the power of Fermilab

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:39 No.613964 >>613960 I'm saying middle eastern tribesmen didn't get it right either.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:40 No.613965 >>613962 it's also not working

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:40 No.613967 File :1269934815443.jpg-(186 KB, 708x1064, 0e87b882c0e9f065e4803a2b3377399e.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:40 No.613968 >>613962 because fermilab is outdated. they still took on similar projects

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:40 No.613972 >>613967 Jesus christ these photos of loopy japs are so bright

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:40 No.613973 This guy is head of physics? I was honestly hoping for some grizzled old man with sweatpants pulled up to his armpits and a walker.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:40 No.613975 When is the next expected firing? In US times. :)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:41 No.613979 >>613975 Collisions in about 2hrs.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:41 No.613983 File :1269934898010.png-(181 KB, 507x275, guy2.png) trnaslation: We are waiting for it We worked 20 years on the project so we can wait a couple hours. We hope to find new particles. filling time and blah blah blah.

Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:41 No.613986

>>613867
But can't you scientist just act like you have already found the higgs boson and do all the math beforehand? Can the higgs boson they might find really differ that much from the one that's predicted by the math? If you can't do the math now, why should you be able to do it afterwards?(if it doesn't differ from the one that's predicted that is.)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:42 No.613987 >>613979 Are you going to stay up to watch it?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:42 No.613989 File :1269934936876.jpg-(488 KB, 933x1400, 3cffae2eb374e49ba7c616372dd40fae.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:43 No.613995 >>613987 I'm an ausfag. It's 18:42 at the moment. Fuck yeah I am. You should too. This is big.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:43 No.613999 >>613951 Who the hell would believe that shit about the chariot anyway? The sun is obviously a dungball being rolled accross the sky as a dungbeetle. Okay we can't "prove" it's not a burning pile of wood, but it's pretty obvious based on the evidence.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:43 No.614000 >>613964 obviously but the point is that science will never prove nor disprove any higher beings

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:43 No.614001 File :1269935003521.jpg-(357 KB, 800x1067, 600b072918afcde077da7d1d62448c38.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:43 No.614002 >>613995 yea, hope this shit works.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:44 No.614007 File :1269935081786.jpg-(213 KB, 708x1064, c5e3a7f59bac823e34dde21dca87444d.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:44 No.614008 OH SHIT GUYS IT'S A REAL SIMULATION. WITH DATA.

Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:45 No.614011

>>613986

The maths with and without the higgs boson are all done. But experiment is the only way to prove stuff, so we need experiment.

The maths are done for way more than what we know. We calculated what is to be expected of negative mass, tachyions and other purely theoretical beings.

But science isn't math: we need the empirical confirmation.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:45 No.614012 that shit is fucking huge

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:45 No.614014 File :1269935134796.jpg-(868 KB, 1101x1500, b089749e4e9e73c0d60a18349eeaa403.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:47 No.614027 Old bitch is gon' talk.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:47 No.614033 dat grid...

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:48 No.614040 if I got to sleep, I wont feel my body being ripped apart by a black hole

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:48 No.614042 >>614040 You wouldn't feel it if you were awake.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:49 No.614047 I have two empty bottles of wine and just opened a thrid one. Please, go on SCIENCE.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:49 No.614051 File :1269935372397.jpg-(311 KB, 708x1064, f0130741_5511329.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:49 No.614053 >>613951 To prove the big bang is nothing anyways. When did a religion say that one DIDN"T take place. oh and watch some one is going to point out a time that i didn't know about. but hey thats what learning is about, things you DIDN'T know... BRING IT ON

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:49 No.614054 >>614040 gravity travals as fast as light, so you won't feel it anyway.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:50 No.614055 >>614047 Let me catch up. About to grab my 2nd beer and steam some dumplings.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:50 No.614056 >>614042 good point.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:50 No.614058 >>614053 > BRING IT ON Let's not. There's /b/ for that. Not this thread.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:51 No.614064 I'm going to bed. 904-403-6493 /sci/nsomniacs call me and wake me up when LHC is ready to go.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:51 No.614066 File :1269935492018.jpg-(178 KB, 708x1064, f0130741_4234484.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:51 No.614067 >>614058 no i mean bring it on as in show me something that is new to me.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:51 No.614068 I'm sure all these people who hae to talk to the camera think "oh shit, gotta calm down those nerds watching us on the web". How much are we slowing them down by just watching them?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:52 No.614069 Staying up. Hopefully in class tomorrow I can tell my ecology prof to leave me alone seeing I was up all night with LHC

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:52 No.614080 >>614069 He'll dig it.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:53 No.614082 >>614055 It's not a race, let's just say we're drinking together.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:54 No.614088 >>614082 Sounds good. brofist.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:55 No.614093 File :1269935725018.gif-(33 KB, 291x300, hug.gif) >>614088 This is a historic moment.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:55 No.614099 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:57 No.614112 post some vaginas you nerds

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:57 No.614113 >>614064 Lets call him while he is trying to sleep

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:58 No.614116 File :1269935902636.jpg-(29 KB, 468x458, internet-bro-fist.jpg) Everyone brofist!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:58 No.614117 >>614047 >two bottles of wine >only one typo I AM SKEPTICAL

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:58 No.614118 He said we're being quite optimistic. So what happens if nothing at all happens?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:58 No.614121 >>614113 laughingelfman.jpg Don't be mean.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)03:59 No.614131 >>614099 This is serious business. Not time for this.

>>	03/30/10(Tue)04:00 No.614132 >>614093 ima crack one open and join you guys, u mind?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:00 No.614133 Been on a tour around all the boards and I must say, /sci/ is a place I will frequent. In unrelated news, what are you all drinking?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:01 No.614137 >>614132 The more the merrier.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:01 No.614143 >>614133 Johnnie Walker black for this occasion. Breakfast of champions, as they say.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:01 No.614146 >>614133 I'm drinking this >>613670

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:02 No.614150 >>614117 Lol, one of them was already half-empty from yesterday if that can recomfort you. But I'm very self conscious of my mistakes when I'm drunk. (like now, I almost spelled it "mitkaes")

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:03 No.614162 translation: we have 8000 magnets we measure the tension of the magnets we had a incident 2 years ago so today there was an electric pertubation we are investigating. we are gonna start back as soon as we identify the mistake.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:04 No.614163 What does this anomaly mean?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:04 No.614172 >>614162 Just now repeated in English.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:05 No.614175 >>614163 It means that we are playing God and HE shall punish us.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:05 No.614185 >>614163 Possibly means they're being TOO careful and jumping at shadows now. With electrical systems sometimes harmless strange things happen that are never fully explained.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:06 No.614186 >>614172 I hate their vague transaltion. Look up and you'll notice I translated every time someone spoke in French.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:07 No.614193 PARTICLES ARE THINNER THAN A HAIR

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:07 No.614194 >>614186 merci <3

>>	03/30/10(Tue)04:07 No.614195 File :1269936427786.jpg-(121 KB, 640x480, 2010-03-30-14747.jpg) >>614137 cheers guys shit beer sure... but gets the job done

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:08 No.614203 4 hours :(

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:08 No.614204 >>614099 SO win

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:08 No.614207 Two more hours.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:09 No.614218 half an hour + an hour!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:09 No.614219 Not half hour. Still another 2 hours or so until beams are back on.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:10 No.614222 >>614195 good beer is good. 2 more hours -_-"

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:10 No.614223 This magnetic history business is about the Meissner effect, right? Not just straight E&M?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:11 No.614231 So roughly 4 hours - 4 and a half. What time is that for everyone here? That would make it 7 for me. Might just go to be and wake up in three and a half just to get some sleep.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:11 No.614237 Is there a particular (lol particle) reason to translate everything in French? Is this shown on French TV?

>>	03/30/10(Tue)04:12 No.614238 >>614222 better than busch :P

>>	03/30/10(Tue)04:12 No.614245 >>614237 LHC is in switzerland/france

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:12 No.614246 2 hours for beams, half an hour for particle injection, hour for that to settle, and another half hour for something else. I missed the last part.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:13 No.614249 >>614231 Will be 23:00 for ausfags.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:14 No.614255 >>614245 Also - Same reason as at the Olympics I would think. English and French are the big languages.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:14 No.614260 >>614245 I know that. But there are point where they seem to be told to translate to French. Everything there seems to take place in English.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:15 No.614267 File :1269936920464.png-(156 KB, 418x286, LHCchick.png) HAWT

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:15 No.614270 oh shi riverside i'd like to see her naked

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:16 No.614284 >>614255 >big languages Mmm indeed. That, combined with the location, is probably the reason.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:16 No.614290 File :1269937000531.jpg-(63 KB, 554x439, 1269667305770.jpg) >>614267 >>614270 You boys.

>>	03/30/10(Tue)04:16 No.614292 >>614267 id hit it with 8TeV

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:17 No.614293 Voiceover said 1PM is the ETA for the collisions. It's probably 10 AM over there. HOLY DICKS! brb, sleep.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:17 No.614296 >>614292 I'd hit it with my 9TeV

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:18 No.614303 File :1269937110276.jpg-(131 KB, 416x330, magic.jpg) >>614290

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:18 No.614306 Is it me or some of these guys just annoyed with VoiceOver Woman?

>>	03/30/10(Tue)04:18 No.614309 >>614296 someone give me a reaction image this guys tryin to 1 up me :P

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:19 No.614313 >>614293 There's more than 3 hours difference between central Europe and East Coast.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:19 No.614317 >>614309 :D

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:20 No.614322 The man said profit.

>>	03/30/10(Tue)04:20 No.614323 >>614317 while we wait i challenge you to high score in http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:20 No.614328 File :1269937242693.jpg-(147 KB, 800x754, Frostedbutts.jpg) >>614313

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:21 No.614334 What time in the east coast is this happening?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:21 No.614335 What time in the east coast is this happening?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:22 No.614350 >>614335 5AM

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:22 No.614352 File :1269937378513.jpg-(28 KB, 600x450, 1268878174962.jpg) >>614334 RIGHT NOW MOTHER FUCKER!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:24 No.614358 File :1269937442428.png-(194 KB, 518x282, guy3.png) I didn't know the LHC involved such LOW temperature! To the contrary, I thought it was very hot. translation: 120 tons of supercooled helium. The rest was said in English.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:24 No.614360 HALF THE HELIUM PRODUCED WORLDWIDE!?!?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:25 No.614365 >>614323 I already have like 78K and I'm never gonna beat myself when this drunk.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:26 No.614370 >>614358 Yeah the liquid helium caused problems last year I think. When it's cold enough to be liquid it has almost zero viscosity and can leak through microscopic cracks.

>>	03/30/10(Tue)04:26 No.614375 >>614365 56k but i missed round 2 damnit

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:28 No.614382 File :1269937704368.png-(605 KB, 640x480, booyeah.png)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:29 No.614386 Archive this thread. I did.

>>	03/30/10(Tue)04:30 No.614389 >>614382 o shi- gettin my game face on

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:30 No.614391 >>614382 FFFUUUU

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:32 No.614401 ITS STARTING http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:33 No.614408 File :1269938021593.png-(211 KB, 522x288, LHCbitch.png) I'd hit it.

>>	03/30/10(Tue)04:34 No.614411 >>614401 OH GOD WERE ALL GONNA DI-- wait >.>

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:35 No.614416 ARCHIVE THIS THREAD THE MOST IMPORTANT /SCI/ENCE EVENT SICNE /SCI/'S CONCEPTION.

>>	03/30/10(Tue)04:39 No.614439 >>614416 archived

Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:40 No.614441
File :1269938429682.png-(193 KB, 519x291, LHCbitch2.png)

translation:

organising coordination between groups

checking particles' position in longitude and latitude.

The rest was translated.

lol, I bet they just called an interpreter when they realised that most speakers were agoing to talk half of their speeches in French.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:40 No.614442 This is a great evening.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:41 No.614446 >>614441 Where in France are you? I want to buy escargot and wine with you when I go there again.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:41 No.614448 When it says 'Beam expected in 1 hour' is that, ramp up starts in 1 hour, or is finished in 1 hour

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:42 No.614450 >>614448 starts

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:43 No.614459 >>614450 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:44 No.614460 >>614446 I'm not even French. I'm Canadian and live in Quebec. Highest proportion of French-English bilinguals FTW!

>>	03/30/10(Tue)04:46 No.614465 fuck i have my modern physics class in 4 hours >.>

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:47 No.614469 >>614465 >modern physics class in 4 hours I'm so drunk I lol'd

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:47 No.614470 >>614465 Skip it. THIS is your modern physics lesson.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:48 No.614472 Maybe I will start watching porn, then I will never be able to fall asleep

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:49 No.614475 new beam in 30mins :D

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:49 No.614479 30 minutes! THIS IS MADNESS THIS IS SCIENCE

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:51 No.614486 collisions in 1hr 30min :D

>>	03/30/10(Tue)04:51 No.614488 >>614470 im definately considering it n probably will im also considering bringing a bowl of cereal into the lecture 4 teh lulz cinnamon toast crunch+cookie crisp FTW

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:52 No.614490 File :1269939137342.png-(195 KB, 520x293, LHCguy.png) translation: 50 minutes to get ready. 1h and a half to start collision.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:52 No.614493 >>614488 Do it. When you tell your lecturer what went down he'll totally be cool with it. It shows you give a fuck about the subject.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:53 No.614496 IT'S A LOOP!?

>>	03/30/10(Tue)04:54 No.614502 >>614493 im trying to talk to them to get into a lab, my freshman year i had a proff considering putting me on a research team with grads n post grads but i fuck my other classes up. >.> anyone got tips on how to get in a research team?!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:55 No.614513 >>614502 Suck his cock. I can tell you from first hand experience there's no taste or anything.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:57 No.614521 this is a night for cheesepuffs

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:57 No.614522 >>614513 No taste? Are you insane? Cock tastes like, well. Cock.

>>	03/30/10(Tue)04:57 No.614526 >>614513 lol, i cant let it come to that, i heard expressed interest and enthusiasm was what matters most but my proffs now are kinda meh

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:58 No.614536 >>614522 I guess I only suck clean cock. Ah well, worth a mention.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)04:59 No.614542 File :1269939547474.jpg-(8 KB, 251x231, 1269571887488.jpg) http://public.web.cern.ch/public/en/lhc/safety-en.html somebody read this and tell me if it's true is there nothing to worry about at all?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:00 No.614553 >>614542 >Nothing to worry about >You are all freaked about by this What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>	03/30/10(Tue)05:01 No.614559 >>614542 were safe, smoke a bowl and chill >>614536 if u r both female and cute maybe a demonstratoion?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:02 No.614568 Translation of the backround talking in French: people seem fairly positive. Nothing substantial.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:03 No.614574 >>614559 I'm a tall, normal BMI, somewhat hairy male. Sorry. Can speak for my fellow cock sucker.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:03 No.614578 >>614574 *can't

>>	03/30/10(Tue)05:04 No.614580 >>614574 i see, damn, i cannot hold this against you but i must cancel said demonstration though :P

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:05 No.614586 It'd be very cool if just one of these guys were browsing 4chan atm and finding our thread.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:05 No.614587 >>614574 OH U

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:06 No.614593 >>614568 Oh wait, many are saying "no, no, no" for a reason that I can't hear.

>>	03/30/10(Tue)05:06 No.614594 >>614586 $5 says one of them is in the thread but wont say it

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:06 No.614595 File :1269940014936.jpg-(41 KB, 374x347, 70w9ac.jpg) When is it starting?

>>	03/30/10(Tue)05:07 No.614599 >>614595 currently: "preparing for injection"

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:07 No.614600 >>614595 http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC1

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:08 No.614602 >>614595 New stream any moment now... then collisions about an hour after

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:09 No.614612 >>614600 >>614599 Thank you.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:11 No.614616 File :1269940277083.jpg-(57 KB, 480x360, IMG_1300.jpg) >>614587 >>614580 Aww, shame. Pic related :D

>>	03/30/10(Tue)05:12 No.614622 >>614616 holy shit that place looks sweet

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:13 No.614625 >>614616 OH GAWD! I CAEM!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:13 No.614628 >>614616 Enjoy your memories while you can...

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:13 No.614630 >>614622 It's great. Three Sisters in the Blue Mountains, Australia. Was a bit smokey that day though due to bushfires.

>>	03/30/10(Tue)05:13 No.614632 OMG I THINK ITS STARTING

>>	03/30/10(Tue)05:15 No.614640 >>614632 BEAM PERMIT STATUS = TRUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:15 No.614644 >>614632 ARE YOU FROM THE FUTURE?

>>	03/30/10(Tue)05:16 No.614649 >>614644 no, just wise beyond my years

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:18 No.614660 Man, some of the chicks there are hot. Plus they're smart. I f the LHC doestn't start, my boner is gonna create a black hole anyway.

>>	03/30/10(Tue)05:19 No.614665 AND YAY BEAMS INJECTED!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:20 No.614669 >>614665 Where the fuck did you see that?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:21 No.614675 File :1269940863363.png-(29 KB, 239x237, 1269630862214.png) >>614660 >I f the LHC doestn't start, my boner is gonna create a black hole anyway. >my boner is gonna create a black hole anyway

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:21 No.614678 the beams are IN fuckers!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:21 No.614679 >>614669 http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC1

>>	03/30/10(Tue)05:23 No.614684 >>614675 my guess is hes referencing the increasing density of his penile gland

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:23 No.614685 >>614675 Becaue it's so big and massive and it projects sprem at almost the speed of light.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:23 No.614686 Not a lot happening at http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:24 No.614687 SOMEONE TELL US WHAT IS GOING ON

>>	03/30/10(Tue)05:24 No.614690 is it just me or is beam two at lower energies than before by a considerable amount?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:25 No.614693 >>614686 ? seems like the busiest they've been all day, something's up

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:26 No.614694 >>614693 Sorry, no narration or anything I mean.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:27 No.614697 Considering this is live, you think they'd talk to us a bit

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:28 No.614704 Looks like they're injecting beam, still <1 TeV so not even ramping yet.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:29 No.614707 " Unfortunately beam 2 was no good...we had to dump it...going for new injection " How much longer will that take?

>>	03/30/10(Tue)05:29 No.614708 >>614586 look at >>614703 THEYRE ON /SCI/!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:30 No.614710 translation of the background noise in French: many "no"s laughters. They don't even seem to be talking about science. Someone down there thought "fuck the TV and let's tell everyone what we did this week-end" or something.

>>	03/30/10(Tue)05:30 No.614712 >>614707 this made me feel smarter >>614690

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:31 No.614717 >>614708 Polygon tool detected.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:32 No.614718 >>614708 Oh shit! If you read this: let me tell you that you're the most awsome of us. But don't fail the LHC, I'm gonna lack precious hours of sleep because of it!

>>	03/30/10(Tue)05:32 No.614719 >>614717 aww

>>	03/30/10(Tue)05:33 No.614727 http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/Vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC3 can anyone explain this graph? ive seen them using it alot

>>	03/30/10(Tue)05:36 No.614737 ahhhhh i want like 50 monitoirs so i can watch all the graphs and statuses

>>	03/30/10(Tue)05:37 No.614740 hello? where is everyone?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:37 No.614741 >>614740 Still here. Just waiting for something to happen.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:37 No.614743 "Live webcast restarting at 12:00 - Twitter is always on!" Must be lunch

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:38 No.614747 "Beams are in again! Now, cross your fingers! We want to go for collisions here!"

>>	03/30/10(Tue)05:41 No.614762 THEY BUMPED UP THE ENERGIES!!!!!!!!!! AHHHH IM EXCITED! XD

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:41 No.614763 Commentary starting again?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:41 No.614765 We all know that thanks to quantum physics if we observe what happens in there, THEY are going to lose some informations. we should all stop watching.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:43 No.614773 transaltion: They are disputing when, how, and with whom they should start back to talk

>>	03/30/10(Tue)05:43 No.614774 >>614765 ahhh yes, but we cant see the beams directly

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:43 No.614775 >>614763 Seems like it

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:45 No.614780 Ilove how much their web diffusion sucks technically. I adds authenticity and shows that it's not all about the shows, but all about the SCIENCE.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:45 No.614782 IN A FEW MINUTES!

>>	03/30/10(Tue)05:46 No.614786 >>614780 i just love how they give the readouts online live as well, these graphs are fascinating to me

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:47 No.614791 I'm out for the night. Hope all goes well! Just can't make it. At least I tried. But another hour or more...will kill me when I've got to get up for class.

>>	03/30/10(Tue)05:47 No.614793 >>614791 FUCK CLASS this is history

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:51 No.614811 Lol the guy at alice looks amused.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:51 No.614814 Preparing for RAMP

>>	03/30/10(Tue)05:53 No.614826 >>614814 RAMP STARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:53 No.614829 GeV increasing... HNNNNNNNGGG

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:56 No.614837 RAMP IT UP

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:57 No.614841 Kind of sad you seem to need to F5 the status display sometimes to keep it updating.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:57 No.614845 op here i have been awake all night, but, man! it worth it. come on you fuck! COLLIDE

>>	03/30/10(Tue)05:59 No.614849 whos still gotta beer? to all of you who do, cheers

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)05:59 No.614854 >>614849 I raise my glass of wine!

>>	03/30/10(Tue)06:00 No.614860 "good news" OMG YES!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)06:01 No.614863 >>614849 Onto my 4th. Cheers!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)06:03 No.614876 ok, here's a bet: THERE IS NO HIGGS

>>	03/30/10(Tue)06:03 No.614884 this is why i love /sci/ ive been flippin out all night about a chart that to anyone looks like a line... but i know at least here im not alone in my excitement and anticipation to watch that line

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)06:04 No.614886 NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. Just lots more wasted cash in trying to upgrade it for more useless tests once they've collided.

>>	03/30/10(Tue)06:04 No.614888 >>614876 200 internets says there is, youre on

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)06:04 No.614889 >>614876 billions of dollars of SCIENCE proving the world as we know it is wrong. I lover the world.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)06:05 No.614892 >>614886 yeah! the abrahamic god did it! hurr i'm excited

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)06:05 No.614893 Toggling the info display on and off seems to re-sync it as well

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)06:06 No.614899 Was that Russian? Man this place is like Babel's Tower.

>>	03/30/10(Tue)06:06 No.614900 >>614884 one more thing... both of them are fucking stable! XD

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)06:11 No.614929 did she just say "sound check, sound check... putain"?

>>	03/30/10(Tue)06:11 No.614932 PAST 1.5 TeV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)06:16 No.614966 Yay talking again :D

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)06:16 No.614967 i hope that when they collide god shows up. so I can call him a dick. > 2000 GeV woooooooo!

>>	03/30/10(Tue)06:16 No.614976 2.0 TeV

>>	03/30/10(Tue)06:19 No.615006 wheres brian cox in all of this? also holy shit am i tripping balls? dat echo

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)06:31 No.615139 WE WANT STRANGELETS

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)06:32 No.615154 almost at 3.5 guys!!!

>>	03/30/10(Tue)06:32 No.615160 3.2!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)06:33 No.615168 Will they collide right away once it's 3.5+ stable?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)06:34 No.615192 CMS is looking excited.

>>	03/30/10(Tue)06:34 No.615195 >>615168 idk, well find out soon! if theres a strangelet chain reaction, its been nice knowin you all XD

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)06:35 No.615205 >>615168 no, once it reaches 3.5 it will be a while longer until they steer them into each other

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)06:36 No.615213 3.49 Guys!

>>	03/30/10(Tue)06:37 No.615236 3.5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD YES!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)06:41 No.615279 CERN here we're GTG

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)06:42 No.615285 Officially declared stable (Flat top)

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)06:43 No.615304 Wow the air at CMS changed considerable. So serious now. Less giddy and excited. Much more serious.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)06:50 No.615372 Are they waiting for the speech? I hope not. The energyyyy...

>>	03/30/10(Tue)06:52 No.615390 "slightly excited" SLIGHTLY?!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)06:53 No.615408 The webcast is so delayed. It's been at 3.5 for a while. They're talking about 3.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)06:53 No.615410 >>615390 He didn't look excited at all, lol

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)06:55 No.615433 Finally, seems like we're more live again.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)06:56 No.615449 What the fuck is happening? I cant make shit out, what are the objectives of this test?

>>	03/30/10(Tue)06:57 No.615476 OMG BOUT TO HAPPEN!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)06:58 No.615488 YES DUDES.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)07:00 No.615525 I WAS BORN TO SEE THIS

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)07:01 No.615538 Particles. Near speed of light. Opposite directions. Collide. Find higgs boson or something else.

>>	03/30/10(Tue)07:02 No.615555 >>615525 I HEAR YA MAN!! AHHHHHHHHH OMFG I LOVE THIS!!!!

>>	03/30/10(Tue)07:06 No.615604 WE HAVE COLLISION!

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)07:14 No.615729 SHIT I got asleep. What happened in the last hour?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)07:15 No.615730 Lol post interview picture taking at CMS. Gotta love seeing their non-press faces.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)07:15 No.615735 File :1269947715505.png-(360 KB, 554x374, iqwblWqpRU6ZTwyhO0DV.png) look at this fucking particle traces my god

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)07:24 No.615886 Collision rate data, etc is now live for a few of the places.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)07:26 No.615918 CMS is streaming their visualizations on the webcast. Awesome images.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)07:27 No.615924 File :1269948444680.png-(176 KB, 547x327, xmRT7D-GCZoaZimtRzsr.png) beautiful, beautiful collisions

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)07:27 No.615927 I can't keep up with screenshots >.<

>>	03/30/10(Tue)07:28 No.615933 http://lhc-webcast.web.cern.ch/lhc-webcast/index.html when will this work????/

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)07:28 No.615944 >>615933 It works, sometimes you need to F5

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)07:29 No.615953 File :1269948588939.png-(289 KB, 565x366, 3mBCQP1Bu7luJdOwXGp1.png)

>>	03/30/10(Tue)07:29 No.615954 >>615944 i keeep getting "Requested data are currently unavailable. Retrying in 53 seconds."

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)07:31 No.615966 oh wow collisions at 7TeV now that they collided, how long till they interpret the data? Do they track the traces(the line things) and see if there was something going the other way?

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)07:31 No.615970 >>615954 Try another data source.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)07:33 No.615981 File :1269948782747.png-(198 KB, 555x374, tLo-sOszLCOAjd2FH8qJ.png)

>>	03/30/10(Tue)07:33 No.615982 >>615970 which ones have u tried? ive done atlas,cms,lhc,lhcb

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)07:33 No.615986 >>615970 ATLAS works for me live, LHC works for me as well. CMS doesn't show data for the collision graph yet, but they're showing visualizations on their webcast. Or were for a while at least.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)07:34 No.616002 this fucking thread need to be archived for our sons niggas

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)07:35 No.616013 no it does not. but it does for our daughters and our other.

>>	03/30/10(Tue)07:36 No.616023 >>615986 what do the readouts look like? ugg i wanna see

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)07:40 No.616070 http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/ im using this one without lag im in asia

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)07:41 No.616073 File :1269949267124.png-(126 KB, 1280x800, Screen.png) >>616023 >>616023

>>	03/30/10(Tue)07:42 No.616089 >>616073 ty anon ur fukin awesome

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)07:42 No.616094 File :1269949336997.png-(132 KB, 1280x800, Screen2.png) >>616023

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)07:43 No.616108 File :1269949439644.png-(98 KB, 1280x800, Screen3.png) >>616023 Flood detector making me post a bit slow.

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)07:44 No.616118 File :1269949497200.png-(135 KB, 1280x800, Screen4.png) LHCb

>>	Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)07:48 No.616161 It switched to experiment status: Not available while I was trying to screencap Luminosity for you. Now everything seems down. They might have prioritized data for local use, though.

>>	03/30/10(Tue)07:50 No.616168 >>616161 either way, thank you very much :)

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