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"rustle your jimmies"

I am going to use this phrase from now on

>>12459799
>Jimmies Status:
>[ ]-Not Rustled
>[X]- Rustled
LOL'd hard. Never seen that used before.
>>12459812
See picture.

>>Work in the Airforce
>>Some o-3 Decides not to check his wings
>>Have a dumb ass down day.
>>Work Center thinks I'm the weak link
>>Have to leave Air Force

>>12459877
Made this one just for jimmy rustling.

>>12459877
>>12459920
LOLd so hard. Was having a really tough night, I fucking love you guys.

I don't know who you are OP, but you made me laugh at a time I never thought I would. Thank you.

itt: same fag

>mirror. azindal

>be black guy
>white friends call black people that do everyday things that somehow inconvenice them niggers (such as driving slow or not holding an elevator)
>or when any older black person in the inner city who isn't completley fucking white washed is a crack head

>>12460009
at least he's hilarious

>>12460009
Actually, only:
>>12459920

Is my other post. Are your jimmies rustled by humor or something?

bootiful!

haha, in all serious matters, i'm fucking using this from now on.

>>12460070
Thank you for this lovely reaction image, anon.

> Walking with my girlfriend
> Negroe smoking outside the picture show
> he whistles at my gal
> I let him know he's rustling my jimmies
> "Ey no blib blap jimmy ass gobba doo whitefolk, hmmm?"

>Be nerdy kid in high school as well
>Prom coming up
>Want to ask nerdy girl to dance
>Discover indirectly that she was already asked out
>Investigate further
>Asked out by my wingman/bro
>Go to dance without partner
>End up hangin' with the bros
>Somehow get to dance with aforementioned girl anyway, as well as several others
>Wingman doesn't seem to mind
>Jimmies only partially rustled

>>12460104
Those negro folk sure are strange.

This one time I was at the drive in and they yelled throughout the entire film. I was going to let them know they were rustling my jimmies but they sure were intimidating, even more than the greasers.

>Walking home
>Some guy who lives in a van in a vacant lot runs out of his car and asks me if I have a smoke
>I do have smokes
>Tell him that I don't get paid until friday and this pack has to last until then
>He won't leave me alone about it
>Tries to physically grab the cigarette in my hand
>Hit him in the stomach and tell him to get a job
>Both of our jimmies are sufficiently rustled

>be nerdy kid in middle school
>ask girl out
>She rejects me
>doesn't look me in the eyes when she does
>tell her that really rustles my jimmies
>she doesn't care
>I rape her in her jimmies

if this thread is not archived, my jimmies will be severely rustled

>Playing hon
>winning kinda even match
>lowest lvl hero with shit kd talks smack to other team

rustles my jummies so bad

Having your Jimmies Rustled is like U MAD but for the first person.

>>12460316
>go on /r9k/
>find funny story telling thread
>some little kid makes a post with horrendous spelling

my jimmies were really rustled

>browsing the local chan bookstore
>find interesting scroll about cattle ranchers
>walk to cashier
>cost + tax = too darn much
>pay with 5spot, switch comb, and left sock
>short changed (said he only wanted half sock)
>walk out to car sitting on wooden blocks
>realize i bought monster ranchers
>jimmies rustled

>>12460183
>I rape her in her jimmies

Oh god I lol'd way too much at that

> Going to the local diner
> Guy walks out and dumps his malt on my head
> he says "Tunnel snakes rule!"
>He rustled my jimmies

>>12460294
YOU DON'T WANNA RUSTLE 'EM DO YA!?!?!?!

Jimmies rustled, bro?

>trollface.jpg

This is glorious.
OC on /r9k/, who would have thought?

>Go to the movies with my bros.
>We actually want to watch the movie but some other asshole is being obnoxious.
>We ask him to shut the fuck up.
>He keeps being obnoxious.
>Everyone's jimmies were rustled.

>>12460430
>walking in the Mojave
>see man walking out of burning village
>he claims to have won the lottery
>kill him immediately for his caps
>plan to buy a dozen egg creams
>he had no money
>Hey what's Caesar's Legion?

Needless to say my jimmies were pretty rustled after that.

>Playing CSS
>Flashbang through a window in Office
>Can't see shit
>By the time I can see I'm dead
>Jimmies rustled

ohhh man i cant stop laughing

>visits robutts
>jimmies rustled by default
>finds this thread
>suddenly unrustled

/r9k/ hasn't made me grin in ages.
Thanks, anon.

>go into Mcdonalds to get me an egg mcmuffin
>sorry sir we stopped serving breakfast 10 hours ago

my jimmies are still rustled

>wake up with own dick in own ass
>jimmies rustled

I made this for you, hepcats

>>12460554
this sent me laughing off my ass
thank you anon!

>Taking final
>Desk doesn't work
>If I don't hold it down it snaps back to its original position
>Flings my stuff everywhere
>Jimmies rustled
>Jimmies then catapulted down lecture haul

>>12460607
>>12460607
>My desk isnt a transformer

Jimmies rustled from dissapointment

>Hungry in the morning.
>Holy fuck I want some KFC.
>KFC doesn't open until 12:30pm.
>Rustled.

>went to the gym.
>iPod broke.
>Really rustled my jimmies.
I'll buy a new one tomorrow, but still. Shit costs money.

Also OP thank you, this made me laugh hard.

>Grab some cans of yogurt
>Try to open the lid
>It rips
>Try to open the other one
>The lid flies open, yogurt sprays everywhere

My jimmies were so rustled I had to get new ones

>move away from St Louis
>nobody knows what toasted ravioli is at new place
>realize toasted ravioli is a st louis specialty

The only thing that will unrustle my jimmies now is some fucking glorious toasted ravioli

>Meet two model's at a party
>equally as beautiful
>make choice, for the amazon one over the shorter fairer girl
>amazon model is engaged
>only find this out 40 minutes into great banter with her
>really rustled my jimmies
>should have gone for the other on

>live in dorm
>space heaters in room
>CLANK CLANK CLACK CLANK
you bet my jimmies are rustled

>Me and my friends go to the Drive In
>Park in the back, try to actually watch the movie
>Some greasers park right in front of us
>We don't want no trouble
>Suddenly, we are in a chair factory
>A baby is suspended from a rope above a spike pit
>I am Jackie Chan
>Greasers come at me

By the time I was finished, their jimmies were so rustled that their children would feel it

My jimmies are so rustled I could ride a horse

Wait a minute

>cruise the chan
>see this thread
>laugh
>laugh loud
>laugh LOUD
>laugh so loud I wake up my naighbor(we live in close houses)
>she comes out, pissed while I have my dog out
>tells me to shut up.
>I apologize for rustling her jimmies
>laugh wildly

My jimmies are so rustled that I vibrate through solid objects
HELP

>>12460683
if they could even have kids after that jimmie rustlen amirite

>>12460474
This is hardly OC

>be popular kid in high school
>at prom with my gal, having a ball
>got some negro performers playing some rock & roll for us
>white kid who says he's from the future gets on stage with them
>kid goes apeshit on an electric guitar
>negroes love it, we all stare at him
>he makes some comment about us not being ready for it yet
>night is ruined, we go home but my gal doesn't want to fuck
>jimmies rustled

The other day when I went to go get my jalopy's oil changed this greaser messed it up any everything went wrong. Now my good ol' jalopy is gone and I have to use my pop's station wagon. Boy my jimmies are rustled. Gee whizz arcanines what do I do now?

>Want some chips.
>Pull open the top.
>It tears at the side.
>The structural integrity of the top is compromised.
>The bag is super easy to tear from then on.
>My jimmies when the bag tears.

>>12460728
OP here, I was waiting for someone to do this. You deserved a brofist, I hope your jimmies weren't TOO rustled.

>>12460728

'that guy'

rustled your jimmies man

>Father visits me at college
>Says to accompany him to hospital
>Mother sustained fatal wounds from car crash
>Taking her off life-support
>Jimmies irreparably rustled
>feels batman

>>12460815
I'm sorry to hear that if your story is true, but
"Jimmies irreparably rustled" just killed me. I haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a long time.

I love this thread guys.

Thank you OP for making something original for once.

>>12460730
Holy lord.

Hey guys, 4 more requests until archival. If this isn't archived before it 404s I will hunt each of you down and rustle every individual one of your jimmies.

>>12460958
Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 5 times now.
>B-B-B-B-BLOXIN DAT FILTER YO

>on subway
>sitting down at end of row, listening to some cool beats
>arm on the bar, tapping out the bassline
>woman stands next to me
>squishes arm with fat ass; thinks arm is the arm rest
>lifts one foot to rest it against the side of the seat (sole on side of seat, foot perpendicular to floor)
>NOPE...
>...my leg is not the side of the seat
>I'm being covered in dirt and ass
>my jimmies done been rustled

>friend is cattle rustler
>we hang at his house
>go to bathroom
>walk out no one here
>look around house... still no one
>look out backyard....
>turn around *WHAM*
>rustled... jimmies and all
>friend laughing his ass off standing over me

>>12460958
holy shit dawg.

i'd just been polishing my dolphin while monitoring this thread.
after i came, i refreshed this thread only to read this.
i shit you not, your threat made me laugh so hard that one single spurt of semen left the single eye of my pink python of love. i type this with one hand still on my wand.

on an eerily related note,
>cum in pubes
>jimmies rustled to no end
>TO NO END

>kind of awkward kid in high school
>my best friend takes a day off from school with his girl
>we take my dad's Ferrari on a joy ride
>about an hour and a half of hilarity ensues
>I'm freaking out the whole time and pissing my friend off
>worried my dad will flip out, he loves the car more than he loves me
>my friend makes an impassioned speech for me to stand up for myself to my dad
>I decide at the end that I'm going to follow my friend's advice
>go home with the Ferrari fucked up
>dad beats my ass, nothing changes, I was right all along
>jimmies rustled

> Dancing with a cute little dish at the homecoming dance
> greaser cuts in, starts necking with her right on the dance floor

mjw

>>12461120
I just about fucking died at this one

I'm always gonna use >mjw now.

>>12461074
>pink python of love
>jimmies-fucking-rustled

>Go to the my favorite space-bar
>Order Slurm and vodka
>Omicronian pushes me aside and drinks it
>Ax him what his problem is
>mfw he's Lurr's son

>Riding the bus into the city for the day
>Indian dame sits next to me, talking on phone
>Talking in native tongue
>Talking
>Talking
>Three hour bus ride
>Jimmies thoroughly rustled

>daughter wants to go to europe
>mother and step dad say yes, I say no
>I give in
>daughter and friend are kidnapped my sex-slave ring
>they rustled the wrong fucking jimmies

>>12461092
I'm sorry but Ferris Beuler's Day Off does not take place in the Jimmy Rustling era.
>>12461039
>friend is a cattle rustler
So he rustles jimmies for a living?

...and the radio said "no, john. you are the neesons". and then john was taken>>12461224

OP here, glad to see I made a few of you guys laugh. It's 2 AM here and I have a test tomorrow. If I don't do well my jimmies will be pretty rustled.

Goodnight arcanines, thanks for the archival, and don't let the bed bugs rustle your jimmies.

>>12461226
rustled MY jimmies i'll tell ya that!

>get puled over with no license and bag of pot
>get three different charges and taken to jail
>officer explains that im being charged with:
>driving without privileges
>Possession
>Paraphanelia
>I inform him no pipe or any paraphanelia was in my car
>he tells me that charge is because I had my weed in a baggie

mjw = JImmie rustle

ALL OF MY HATE

>keep ipod in good condition
>have a case for it and everything
>SCREEN ERROR LOL
>ENJOY YOUR INTERNAL SCRATCHES

>MY FUCKING JIMMIES WHEN

>be in secret service
>be black
>everybody is racist
>bad guy builds spider-tank death-machine and is intent on destroying the united states
>oh well at least he ain't got no legs lol.

>>12461329
Erm. At what point was there a hustle, bustle, or rustle of jimmies?

> Walking down the street
> See white woman, whistle at her
> White folk run out the saloon and beat me good

mjw

> Fighting commie gooks in Ko-rea
> Tojo jumps out of a foxhole and bayonets me in the ass

MJW

>Cruising the neighborhood with some bros, totally wasted
>Find some puny greasers to beat the hell out of
>They run, we catch up to their skinny asses and slap them around
>Start giving one a bath in the fountain
>The other skinny man-bitch flips the fuck out and stabs my best bro, killing him
>Jimmies fucking rustled.

>get called "ponyboy"
>the perpetual enrustlement of my jimmies is inevitable

>born in canada
>everyone assumes I have "the accent"
you bet my jimmies are rustled

> Listening to doo-wop at the music store
> rockabilly kids will have none of it
> put on awful hipster rockabilly garbage
> throw my record aside
> I tell them to scram
> They just smirk
> mjw

>be nice god-fearin folk
>them coloreds get our water fountains desegregated
>mjw race mixing leads to a good ol' fashioned rapture

This cat's face...his jimmies must be in some state of rustling.

>Have a tortion
>Surgery required
>Jimmies very nearly rustled permanently and literally.

>>12460104
Made my day.

mademydayblox

>go to have penis enlargement surgery
>surgery finished, jimmies in bandages
>mfw penis enlargement surgery doesn't exist
>mjw jimmies literally rustled

>>12461514
Speaking of jimmies

>penis inspection day
>nurse is old fat negro
>rustles my jimmies too much
>have to hold rustled jimmies all week

MJW

>nerdy guy in high school
>ask out cute girl to a movie
>she says yes
>fucking miracles
>see the movie
>pay for everything including snacks
>afterwords she ignores me
>she admits that she just wanted to see the movie and had no interest in me

rustled hardcore

>>12461563
You're jimmies must have been rustled to mars and back

>one of my bros die
>he killed a man, but he was still a great bro
>other bro goes crazy because he lost our best bro
>he goes crazy and breaking laws all night
>he gets caught by the cops
>they all surround him
>shot to death

>jimmies forever rustled

>use the phrase "rustles my jimmies" with my friends
>they think the phrase is funny, yet creepy
>their jimmies are rustled
>I see this thread

>>12461329
in the wild wild west

>>12461482

oh fuck. lol

jimmiesblox

Someone needs to take the deadpool common sense picture and change it to "my jimmies sense is rustling" maybe?

anyway I'm too lazy to do it

>High as fuck, got the munchies
>Call local pizza place to order food
>Not doing deliveries because too much snow on the ground
>Call only other pizza place that delivers to my house, no answer
>Jimmies ruffled

>studying for finals approximately 2 minutes ago
>going through old online homework
>look at old quizes
>notice that one isn't done
>realize that I did the wrong one weeks ago
>have to do quiz that takes about an hour and a half at 3 am before finals
>have to wake up in 4 hours


>RMJ

>>12461420
>>12461409

I love the both of you.

>In the cruiser with my crew
>Sitting in the front with my sugar-pie
>Hear some jostlin' in the rear
>My friends are tumbling around in a fit of tomfoolery
>My pal Peter blames his buddy
Jimmy's wrestling really rustles my Jimmies

>laughed so hard my jimmies were rustled
>glad to be a part of this
you all have a great night and my jimmies will be rustled if i wake up and this is still alive.

>OP makes something original and vaguely amusing
>rams it down my throat by samefagging preprepared reaction images
>wrestles my jimmies

Rustles my Jimmies
>rmj
my jimmies when
>mjw

New things that will confuse newcomers!

lets use them more than neccesary
mfw mjw becomes the new mfw

>Parents die in car crash when I'm still young
>They give a dumb name, but I decide to keep it in order to honor them
>Older brothers involved in the greaser lifestyle
>mjw other greasers don't take me seriously because my name is Ponyboy

>High school.
>Befriend fat girl.
>Becomes really clingy and all that jazz.
>Get creeped out, call her an ugly landwhale.
>Walk away, she starts sobbing.
>notasinglefuck.jpg
>mjw that girl is all I want right now.

>go to 4chanarchive to request this thread
>already been archived
>my jimmies were never rustled
>blue ball jimmies

>In west Philadelphia born and raised
>On the playground was where I spent most of my days
>Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
>And all shootin some b-ball outside of school
>When a couple of guys
>Who were up to no good
>Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
>I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
>She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

maximum jimmy ruffling achieved

>>12462544
Not a single jimmie was rustled that day

this thread is the MOST win

>only 112 posts
Really rustled my jimmies
Need 300 more posts

OP again, good morning r9k. I'm glad this is still alive, anyways.
>go to get waffles from fridge
>one left in the box
>open second box
>one inch thick sheet of ice on waffle
>it has to cook for twice as long
>it burns

Boy, my jimmies were rustled to start out the day.

holy balls. the samefagging is palpable. i am able to palp it.

>>12459920
OC, how very dare you?

>come home from college
>go on computer see this thread
>laugh hard
>got to go back to college
MJW

>Go see dead body by the train tracks
>Stop at junkyard
>Crazy dog nearly kills us
Oh boy that dog sure rustled our jimmies

> park on private property
> remember 10 minutes before lot closes
> tow truck is towing my car early
> call cops
> cops arrive late and have no way of telling what time the tow truck arrived
> car gets impounded over the weekend
> mjw

>At Work
>Make a mistake with customer
>Live in Australia
>Be Canadian
>"Fucking stupid American cunt fucking up my fuckin sandwich"
>Jimmies somewhat rustled because this is just a natural occurrence

This thread sure is swell!

>je jouait au MUD
>je prennait du cereal
>mjq j'avais mort

> idiots playing music from phones on train
> full blast, whole carriage can hear
> really rustles my jimmies

I feel for you, fellow Commonwealthian.

>writing a paper
>don't have enough material
>five days later still reading papers
>mes jimmies quand

>Wake up this morning
>Realise I only have cereal to eat
>Jimmies are pretty damn rustled

>Playing Black Ops
>Shoot some guy with M16 about 4 times
>He kills me in three shots with a pistol

Jimmies
Not Rustled [ ]
Rustled [x]

>be named Jimmy
>standing around at hollywood bar
>SUDDENLY, RUSSEL CROWE
>he beats me up for no reason
>jimmy's russeled

>wanted to watch meteor shower while high
>too tired
>fall asleep

my geminids where thoroughly rustled the next morning.

>gowan to the bear pit tomorra
>some taffer knocks me out and takes my purse
>no golds
>mjw

>So, my friend and I were having a blast uptown, right?
>I say, "I'm goin' home to pile up the Z's.".
>On my way home, I see some dark fella on the side of the street.
>He tells me he bet my hottie can't lay a patch.
>Razz his berries by wailing down the road.
>I bet his jimmies were rustled.

>Wake up
>Have a craving for a beer
>None in fridge
>Head to shop to buy some.
>Put it on counter and proceed to pull out my money and ID
>"I'm sorry we don't sell beer before 10am" trollface.jpg

Oh you can bet my jimmies we're rustled

>be in 5 month relationship with girl
>everythingbetterthanexpected.jpg
>dump me because 'I don't listen'
>spent over 500 dollars doing stuff with that girl
>jimmies rustled

>downtown at Sickler's with my girl
>she keeps talking about people all being the same
>says i'm talking like a section man
>won't eat her goddam chicken sandwich
>doesn't want to be an actress anymore
>prays incessantly
>bitch faints
>i missed the football game
>jimmies rustled

> Finish college for Christmas tomorrow
> Wake up thinking today is tomorrow
> Start packing my bags for college
> Set off for the bus
> Realise it's Wednesday, and I'm going to be late because I packed all the wrong stuff and the bus is due in 5 minutes
> mjw I have to go back, get all my stuff, and walk to college because I missed the bus

>>12464427
>posts in jibberish
>on an american image board
>mjw
Go back to Russia

>>12465080
>mjq americaines

>>12464715
Fuck yeeear.
Has this thread been archived yet?

>>12465108
>mjw barbari

>>12465140
(neginf, 3)

>Tired and stressed from exams, but glad they are over
>Have to stay a few extra days to help out a friend
>looking forward to relaxing with vidya on my computer for the day
>take last exam
>turn on computer
>FATAL ERROR, WINDOWS IS UNABLE TO START
>My jimmies were so rustled. SO RUSTLED.

>be nerdy kid in high school
>not basement dwelling nerdy, but since I have no friends, I try to keep myself learning everything
>top of every class
>not popular with boys, but cared about myself so little that I could put myself on the line every time with girls and got many of them by reading books on what to say even though I was socially inept
>begin weightlifting and getting strong, figuring that life is just like Runescape and I have to just level my IRL skills
>get big
>jocks and football players start taunting me for getting muscles
>do nothing for weeks
>one day, one of them pushes me against a locker
>do nothing
>next day, one pushes me and as I try to leave, I get surrounded
>try to leave
>another pushes me
>take off my shirt and punch one of the ones who didn't do anything in the face
>they all pile me and I take the beating of my life
>no matter what they do, I keep hitting that same one
>they stop when they realize that the one is hurting
>as I get up, I sucker punch all of them and keep kicking the one while he's down
>I put my knee on his elbow and break his arm
>they all stand there afraid to do anything
>guy is beaten and probably permanently damaged
>take a bite out of his cheek and spit the flesh at them
>grab his collar and drag him to the main office
>explain what happened, embellish story
>I get off due to my grades, quiet nature, eloquence, and the fact that I was bullied
>everyone else got expelled
>I dated the jock who hit me's girlfriend afterward by making her pity me

>>12465556

Alpha as fuck.

preemptiveblox

>Walking to my carriage after a tedious session of legislating.
>A brutish-looking anarchist accosts me en route.
>The scoundrel purloins my cane and hat.
>My manservant shoots the ruffian.
>Hat and cane are recovered.
>The anarchist did not die.
>My testicles unfavorably changed places!

>>12465647

I thought we were talking about sprinkles

>>12466737
I did too.
I didn't know my genitals were so rustled.
Jimmies rustled.

>>12465556

good job anon, but

>take a bite out of his cheek and spit the flesh at them

foshizzle?

It rustles my jimmies when jimmy is rustled.

OC blox

>>Be a negro
>>Have no negro dialect
>>Am thirsty, ask a nice looking white fellow to go into the white-only malt shoppe to buy me a drink
>>Takes my money, and then says "Boy, yer a bowl o' applesauce if you think that I'm gonna give yer sawbuck to the feller in their just so you can get ossified! "
>> Don't know what to say.
>>Get lynched for talking to white person

>>12466737
OP here again, IMO jimmies are whatever you want them to be. After all they are YOUR jimmies.

How many posts ITT now?

>>12467652
Not enough of them, needs to keep going.
Bumpadump

Just cuz' im from da CPT PUNK POH-LEECE are afraid of me? huh. Ice cube will swarm on any moh fucka in da blue uniform.

and famsted

>>12467206
So, is she still alive or has she hanged herself already?

Archive this thread.

golden asquisol

>>12468026
It already has been.

>>12461092
Somebody out there watched Ferris Bueller's Day Off one or two times too often.
>jimmies rustled when experiencing people sell filmplots as their own stories

Haha I can't believe this is still up.
I mean, I know r9k is slow but wow.

>finish last two final exams this morning
>think I did very well
>come home and eat delicious stew
>expect to sit at home and do whatever I want
>mjw I get called into work

I sure am gonna rustle the jimmies of the guy who called out the next time I see him.

>>12468179
I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be a joke.
Obviously a very famous movie.
Most people will recognize the plot.
Meant to be funny.


>mjw you're too dense to realize.

Moderately rustled

"Rustles my jimmies"...jesus fuck I can't wait to use that IRL.

>Has job
>Thinks I have no work
>Time work would start
>Makin' grilled cheese sammich
>Gonna take first bite
>Phone rings
>Look at calendar
>mfw

u jimmies rustled, bro?

>doing designing fo' a moving picture filmer
>have to come up with idea
>can't get one
>instead in eating egg cream and browsing the chan on my sweet mobile
jimmies are being russled by myself

>>12465556
this probably isn't true but I really hope it is lol.

>find funny thread about jimmies
>2AM
>leave computer on so i can see rest of thread tomorrow
>come back at 4PM the next day
>thread hasn't 404'd
my jimmies were not rustled

Hey guys my format keeps changing to Futuba on all boards. Is there a reason for this? It' really rustling my jimmies. I'm on chrome by the way.

>Leaving motion picture matinee show
>Struggle to force my arthritic limbs to crank up my remarkable new motor car
>Gaggle of youths offer assistance
>Wouldn't you know, the young reprobates steal my crank and dance the Charleston all the way home
>Mfw one day we will harness Edison's marvelous discovery of alternating current electro-tricity to start our motor carriages instead of the muscle of man

Daguerreotype related, aforementioned flock of hoodlums.

Rustle bump

If this thread 404's my jimmies will be rustled, you wont like me when my jimmies are rustled.

>mjw there have been no new posts

Don't let this die ;_;

>Realtionship with fiancee breaks up
>Jimmies Rustled
>Femanist bitchy mother gets her to return all the stuff I bought her, stuff of not much value anyway
>Femanist mother accuses me of cheating on her daughter
>Jimmies well and truly rustled.

>>12469047

The one in the middle looks like he's about to rustle his legs.

If this thread isnt here when i wake up my jimmies will be rustled

start writing haiku
cannot think of anything
jimmies were rustled

oh my god i am shaking with mirth

This Really Distorts My Pantaloons

>>12471675
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they rustle my jimmies(- 2 syllables)
5 syllables here

>>12471832
I wish it were so
my mind cannot comprehend
the simple concept

>>12461584
can someone please tell me what this is reference too?

>>12471951
I would guess the end of the outsiders.

this darn verification process is quite the jimmie rustler!

>>12469047
Edison used direct current, and was a total fag about trying to kill alternating current, going as far as having a man brutally executed with it, whereas Nikola Tesla totally showed him up by lighting the entire 1893 world's fair with his alternating current generators.

Edison getting credit for that really rustles my jimmies.

knew a kid called jimmy once. Bunch of punks rustled him up really bad. Got rustled up so bad his mom didn't recognize him. really sad shit.

>work as a primary teacher at a shit school
>principal is a slut cunt
>dont use her as a reference because she doesnt know me from a bar if soap, but use a nice Assistant Principal who likes me
>have a sweet arse nice job lined up, and the place cheaked one of my refrences and got great feed back
>rings the school I am currently working at
>principal answers
>instead of passing message on to my real reference, decides she will do it herself
>the new school got back sayong the principal of the school gave me a bad teference

Mon Visage >:(

>>12472028
A black woman, doing the typical negro thing named all of her children the same name, Jimmy. When the KKK got a hold of them, they really rustled her jimmies.

>>12472002
So if Edison had had his way my house would have no electricity, and I'd have to run my lights, computer and everything via giant extension cord to my car's cigarette lighter?

Jimmies Status:
[ ]-Not Rustled
[X]- Rustled

>half asleep playing fallout 3
>open this thread
>feel like i'm still playing fallout 3
>read every single post in Butch's voice
>i am now butch
>realise some slick smooth jiver left my mom to rot with the roaches
>FEEL EVERY SINGLE JIMMY GET RUSTLED INDIVIDUALLY
>realise i am not butch and that this is just an elaborate troll attempt to confused the shit out of a half baked half asleep anon
>my jimmies are still rustled

>>12472289
You played New Vegas yet? You're gonna love The Kings if you haven't

>Battlefield PLAY4FREE closed beta
>got my key today
>installing now
>jimmies unrustled
>if I cant run it jimmies will be rustled again

>>12472323

shit sucks bro. game kept crashing on me and i got bugged in that legion fortress, so i had to start a new game and i can't be arsed doing it again

many jimmies were rustled while playing that game.

>>12472374
FYI for all you jimmy rustlers, the game feels pretty mediocre to me. Might be wrong plus it's in beta. It's not my thing though.

>>12472289
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!

unoriginalblox

>>12472752
I agree, 3 is ten times better, from the exploration to the characters, but it still gave me a few chuckles. Did you install it to your HDD? It only freezes usually every 4 or 5 hours like that. Obviously, save often. Patch is supposed to be coming Thursday to fix that shit but I'm sure it won't.

>>12472829

yeah i did. the whole thing just feels so empty though, and you just don't get that "oh shit i have to search EVERYTHING for some useless junk" that you got from 3, mainly because there isn't anything to explore. half of the locations are just places to spawn at to get to somewhere you need to go, as opposed to 3 where everywhere had something interesting there.

fuck nv. i doubt any patch will solve the problems. 3 is still buggy as shit and they couldn't give a fuck.

>>12472924
Yeah I fucking HATE how there is nothing to find in the game. Like literally nowhere has good loot. Nowhere.

>Get bullied by people since year 7
>In year 10 finally snap when someone pushes me down and kicks me
>Take huge swing at guy
>Miss
>Break my hand but hitting the white board
>People generally don't make fun of me that much afterward, despite the fact that i made a tool of myself
>Make small group of close friends
>Leave school and go to uni
>Make more safe buddies
>Fall in love with girl
>She just told me she wants to get back with bf
>Was planning on asking her out in a few weeks
>FML right now

>Show up to Latin Exam
>Get told it's in a class room in the middleschool.
(not underage b&)
>Can't find out which class room.
>Show up with 2 minutes left till exam.
>Walk the dinosaur.
>Jimmies rustled.

>>12473061
Fuck Latin
>faciam meam cum someone else had to take it

face meam vitam

>hear about some hep cat having a big-time get-together
>me and buddies swing on by
>some greaser shoots the boss
>greasers blame us
>fuzz everywhere, we skedaddle
>subway line closed, bad news everywhere
>takes forever to get home, kill greaser on beach
>mjw

>reading this thread
>computer crashed
>jimmies rustled
>reboot
>go straight back to /r9k/
>this thread is on top of the front page
>jimmies no longer rustled

>wrestling
>after practice
>have to weigh ourselves
>have to do this in underwear
>I disrobe and walk towards the scale
>I'm a heavyweight (6'3, 250)
>little fucker making fatjokes
>sprint across room, jump over a bench and back him into one of the lockers
>5 other kids pulling me off of him
>he's scared shitless
>doesn't even look at me anymore

Went from rustled to alpha. FUCKYEAR!

>Spanish-looking guy, strange kid.
>Me and a few friends start pulling his leg.
>All of a sudden, this kid gets his jimmies all rustled.
>Kid walks away, and my main pal says something smart.
>The kid turns back around, jimmies more rustled than ever.
>Says some voodoo spell under his breath.
>mjw I pulled a centipede from my nose.
Jimmies status: rustled.

>>12460183
>I rape her in her jimmies
oh god what

>>12472947
>>12459799
Sorry gentlemen, you are both wrong.

Fallout 1 > Fallout 2 > Fallout New Vegas > Fallout 3

>>12473388
>be in wrestling class
>3 James in the class
>I done wrestled my jimmies

>>12473299

my jimmies when i saw what you did there:
[ ]not rustled
[ ]rustled
[x]slightly rustled due to me lqtm

>>12473676
>He can stand to play top-down RPGs!

>laughinggirls.jpg

Seriously I might as well play text-based games

>>12469047
Edison was all for DC
Telsa was the AC man
edison was a crook and a cheat
>my jimmies be rustled

>>12473944
>mjw FF is top-down

>>12474084
Well, honestly I meant PC-based Diablo clones but that's a little more obscure.

And FF had a battle screen at least that took away the legos

>>12474121
lul, Baldur's Gate

OP HERE BACK AGAIN. THIS IS REALLY RUSTLING MY JIMMIES THAT YOU GLITCHOUT: NEW GLITCHES FAGS ARE DEALING THIS THREAD RIGHT AROUND THE 24 HOUR MARK. STOP BEING /v/ I DON'T COME TO R9K TO HEAR NECKBEARDS ARGUING OVER WHOSE OPINION IS SUPERIOR.

OH HELL FUCKING YES MY JIMMIES ARE RUSTLED

>>12474203
Sorry I don't know the lineage of all the games I hate, I kinda avoid them because they suck dicks and everything

>Have Philosophy exam to take
>Professor changed the syllabus to winter quarter syllabus already
>Figure it must be in same room as before
>Get to exam with time to spare
>Realize I'm in the wrong room
>Walk around, unable to find room
> Jimmies: rustled
>Decide to go back and try that room again, maybe was previous exam
>Realize that it is the right room, my prof was wearing a hat so i didn't recognize him
>Take the exam, finish early, leave
> Jimmies: not rustled anymore

My jimmies get rustled every two weeks or so. Some motherfucker tries to come up to me and start shit.

>>12474216
no, just saying, I'm pretty sure that qualifies as a pc-based Diablo clone. I was just checking.

>>12460721
ILL RUSTLE YOUR SHIT

>>12473299
>>12460150
i lold

l0lbl0xxx

Brandon Matheson. No.

>speniewsultimateblox

>Grab a bag of jimmies for my ice cream
>Drop bag
>Jimmies extremely rustled

>>12474487
>sprinkles
>bag

Nigga u mad? You keep your jimmies in a cylinder so they don't get rustled like that.

I cant believe this is stilol here after i got back from work

>Make awesome sandwich
>sub roll
>meat
>pickles
>cheese
>barbecue sauce
>put it all together and realize i made it upside down

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. EVERY MOTHERFUCKING TIME. FUCK YOU SANDWICH. FUCK YOUR SHIT. YOU RUSTLE MY JIMMIES SO FUCKING HARD

>want to leave my crummy little town and go exploring
>about to take train to college
>board decides they will dissolve the Building & Loan unless I run it
>can't let warped, frustrated old man control town
>have to stay in town, give younger brother my college money

Boy, that really rustled my jimmies.

>assigned new mission
>have to kill Colonel in North Nam
>jimmies are pretty rustled
>get to beach
>get PBR
>CO shows up
>knows he won't get even as much as a scratch here
>need to get going
>wants to go surfing
>Charlie don't surf
FAST FORWARD
>turns out Col. is insane the whole time
>his jimmies were pretty rustled by the evil tribe
>kill him, but everyone I worked with died
>jimmies are pretty rustled

>>12472998
This isn't FML. This is rustling of jimmies.

>Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw
>Had two big horns and a wooly jaw
>mjw wooly bully

>friend has a flaming ceiling beam fall down on him
>nearly broke his spine
>3rd degree burns
>doctors can't treat him
>his last words to me were "stay gold, ponyboy"
My jimmies were rustled for days.

Bunch o' sassin' and Jimmy rustlin' in this he' thread.

>getting lunch at school
>mac and cheese or meatball wedges
>yesterday's lunch was popular, today's meatballs won't be fresh but I don't like mac and cheese
>jimmies slightly rustled
>get my wedge, pay and all
>bread is a bit stale
>jimmies a little rustled
>position meatballs so that I get some sauce on the first bite of stale bread
>meatball punctures bottom of the roll
>the hottest sauce ever(the food is never actually scalding but it was today) spills onto my hand
>stuck between a rock and a hard place, burned tongue from licking it off, ruined jacket if I wipe it, or burned hand
>choose A and C
>burned hand for the rest of the day
>can't enjoy lunch
>JIMMIES VERY RUSTLED

THIS THREAD IS STILL ALIVE AND ON THE FRONT PAGE
>jimmies left completely unrustled

>>12475777
This thread is too awesome to expect otherwise.

>>12475880
hell yes
also, i got trips

>mjw we will have to wait 2 weeks after this 404s for the archival process to finish

RMJ

>Masturbating to my neighbors 9 year old daughter while they're out at the pool
>Wearing nothing but a bath robe and some slippers, the robe is open and I'm looking through the curtains
>Grasp curtains as I approach climax, but lose balance and tear the curtains down and fall forward
>Crash through my window and fall from the second floor of my house into the bushes below as I cum, spraying semen into the air
>Neighbor runs over to help me, finds me covered in semen and blood. Puts two and two together

Jimmies Status:
[ ]-Not Rustled
[X]- Rustled

>hard week at school
>friday night rolls around, some friends are in town
>they bring some dude with them that I don't know but he seems cool
>just got a bunch of dank weed
>pack a fat bowl, go to smoke with friends
>light up bowl, start passin
>gets to the stranger, he coughs up the bowl
>the whole fucking bowl
>can't be saved
>my fucking jimmies

>pack another bowl
>smoke it successfully this time
>whoa
>jimmies okay now

>Meet girl
>She's ready to do the nasty
>Take off pants
>She totally rustled my jimmies
>My face when she did

>Go over to cool new dealers house
>Chilling in his living room
>Get cottonmouth
>Dealer tells me there's tea in the kitchen
>Drink two glasses
>Pour third glass and head back to living room
>Dealer casually asks what color the lid was on the tea
>Say blue
>"Ohh...shit man, that was belladonna tea"
>Wat
>two days later
>Jimmies sufficiently rustled.

jimmies (noun) - tiny rod-shape bits of usually chocolate-flavored candy often sprinkled on ice cream

mfw you guys though jimmies (sprinkles) was your Johnson or balls.

Jimmies Status:
[X]-Not Rustled
[ ]- Rustled

>>12476302

who said anything about genitals

>read entire thread in one go
>get to bottom and say out loud to myself 'damn i hope there is more
>hit f5
>wait
>wait
>jimmies slightly rustled
>hit f5 again
>page loads
>jimmies not really rustled
>nothing new
>jimmies extremely rustled

>Thread's about to 404.
>Jimmies beginning to rustle.
>Bump.
>Jimmies no longer rustled.

>IT class in 9th grade.
>Sitting next to crush.
>Next to crush.
>"Friend" who is also next to me starts talking about how my childhood physician molested me really loud just so he can fuck me over next to the girl.
>I get jimmie rustled, but don't do anything because he's been my friend for ages.
>I leave class without waiting for him.
>Next day, he says I rustled his jimmies when I left class like that.
>Doesn't talk to me for the rest of the year, and I never see him again after that.
>Never was quite sure if I should rustle my jimmies or not.

>>12459799
everything is about dicks ya know

'SCUSE ME

'SCUSE ME PALLY

D'YA HEAR THAT? THAT RUSTLING SOUND?

I SURE HOPE YOU DO, SEEING AS HOW YOU'RE CAUSIN' IT

KNOW WHAT THAT SOUND IS?

THOSE

ARE

MY

JIMMIES

>>12478973
Hahahahahaha
ahahahah
ahah
heh.

>check /r9k/, start reading random posts
>wonder if this thread is around still
>not seeing it, jimmies mildly rustled
>suddenly it's on page 0
>see that since last night when this thread was created, has gained ~240 posts
>jimmies not rustled at all

>proceed with plan to mention jimmy rustling whenever applicable

>in back of class, putting the sweet on a dame I'm knees up for

>suddenly bomb warning

>panic, dive under desk, cry for mother

>false alarm

>jimmies rustled so hard they got chapped

>take french class to meet language requirement

>family emergency, miss midterm

>otherwise perfect grade destroyed, no makeups, no negotiation

>low grade drops me below requirements for scholarship

>jimmies ascend to plane of pure rustlement, never seen again

>Go over to my girlfriend's hose for dinner
>Go with her to pick up her new cats first
>I'm carrying the more docile, loving cat
>The cat is fine until the car door is open
>The cat freaks out and tries to escape
>get covered in scratch marks
>some are open wounds
>rustled my jimmies good and proper

I still have the scars.
I'm so glad this thread is still alive.

>>12478973
>>12478973
>>12478973
oh god, I lol'd. I'm going to start using the phrase ''that really rustled my jimmies'' so I
can use that one some day.

OH LOL THIS THREAD IS STILL ALIVE?

THIS UNRUSTLES MY JIMMIES

>>12479126
Seconded.
/r9k/, expanding your vocabulary one expression at a time.

>Find something online I had been looking for for ages.
>About to download
>Computer freezes and crashes.
>Restart computer
>Look for file again
>Can't remeber what site it was on.
>Ruslted were my jimmies.

>>12479212

and lo

it came to pass that there rose a great rustling along the plains

and he did speak to the heavens and proclaim in a voice heavy with discontent

'o lord

once there was a time in which my jimmies were still and calm like the surface of a pottage of tomatoes two weeks old

but then i displeased you

and on that day

rustled were my jimmies'

and it was as he had said, and his among all jimmies were the most overburdened with rustle of all rustled jimmies in the land

amen

Yesterday, trouble seemed so far away;
now it seems as though it's here to stay.
Oh, my jimmies are rustled.

>have a cold
>no one wants to be around me
>oh wait no one wants to be around me anyways
>my jimmies are flaccid

>Freezing rain
>bust ass
>Jimmies are rustled to hell and back

>>12460728

>>All
keep unrustling my jimmies

>On /r9k/ last night around midnight EST
>See this thread.
>Its kind of funny.
>I move on.
>Hop on /r9k/ this morning at 10:09 EST
>See this thread.
>My jimmies have been rustled.

>was bresits

>chilling at home
>two dudes come in and fuck my shit up
> rug is ruined
>jimmies rustled

>>12460183
Jimmies Status:
[ ] - Not Rustled
[ ] - Rustled
[x] - Raped

>Go to the beach with my best gal pal.
>Buy ice cream for us both.
>Some tough guy jock comes over picking trouble.
>I ask him to leave.
>He kicks sand in my face.
>Jimmies status=Ruffled
>Mail order a work out book
>Keep training and build up muscles.
>Go back to the beach with my gal.
>Buy more ice cream.
>Jock comes over wanting to cause trouble.
>I smack him in his kisser.
>His jimmies were then ruffled for all time.
>I ate my jimmies, they were delicious.

>go out drinking by myself
>drink like 4-5 beers
>wtf i get completely shitfaced
>wake up in bed
>don't remember how i got home
>go to school
>still be drunk as shit
>sober up during day
>get home
>dad tells me i got taken care of by some security guards and mom drove me home
>promise him never to drink on weekdays
>mfw when dads a drunk and still lectures me about drinking
Needless to say, I felt my Jimmies were pretty darn rustled :/

>saw this thread when it first began
>have an urge to dress as a greaser
>wax my hair all greaser style
>put on white t-shirt and jeans
>try to find leather jacket
>parents say they gave it to one of my cousins because I 'never wore it anyway'
>mfw

Jimmies status:
[ ] - Not rustled
[ ] - Slightly rustled
[X} - Absurdly rustled

>reading this thread
>read >>12480074
>ruffled
>mjw

>get onto crowded bus
>see negro sitting in the middle
>tell him "Get out of the seat, Spade"
>he can't hear me because he is listening to hippity-hop on his iPod
>mjw when I realise that it's not 1950 but 2010 and buses are no longer segregated

>At a party
>Really drunk, got the munchies
>Trying to open a tin of curry
>Too drunk
>Curry bursts all over me
>Too drunk to even care

Jimmies status
[ ] Unrustled
[ ] Rustled
[x] Too drunk for sufficient Rustling

Greaser is passe, it's all about the bancho look now.

>pompadour
>long black coat with no shirt on underneat
>athletic tape wrapped around my abdomen

Old cats be hiding their daughters when I stroll through Shibuya.

Posting related material. Don't have a jimmies story I can think of right now.

>Down in Freeside, hangin with pacer
>New guy in town
>Acts like he owns the place
>He's with the NCR
>The King's jimmies ain't gonna be too unrustled by this

>>12482509

>Exploring Freeside
>Old lady approaches me.
>Lol whatever
>OLD LADY GANG STARTS ATTACKING
>Jimmies start rustling
>I kill them all easily
>Jimmies successfully unrustled

Is rustled my jimmies now a meme?

Also, who do people keep thinking jimmies=genitals?

woke up
fucked my ex girlfriend
rolled back over
slept through classes
ate pot roast.

NOT A SINGLE JIMMY WAS RUSTLED THAT DAY

>>12482616
>Also, who do people keep thinking jimmies=genitals?
>who do people keep thinking jimmies=genitals?
>who

My jimmies when people fuck up grammar

who rustl'd my jammies?

ITT: /r9k/ discovers rustled jimmies

welcome to 2009.

Posting in epic rustling jimmies thread.

Seriously, I have never heard that phrase before. But I shall begin using it at once.

Heh...rustling jimmies. Awesome.

>>12482858

same, rofl.

Somebody get the proud charmander "not a single fuck..." picture and change it to "not a single jimmy was rustled".

Can't find the original to caption =/

>>12460034
Sounds like your white friends are honkey fags. You being around them makes you an uncle thom. Find better friends or loose the respect of every black person you know

>Jering off
>Mom walks in
>Mom says 'Are you going to finish that?

Jimmies Status:
[ ]-Not Rustled
[X]- Rustled

>>12482706
Sounds like I rustled you're jimmies with my typo they're.

Ajmo Mirko, drzi se,
Filipovic tam tam tam
Wild boys

>be captain of football team
>walk down the hall
>some cat bumps into me
>spills his pop on my letterman jacket
>jimmies rustled, dig?

Jimmies Status:
[ ]-Not Rustled
[X]- Rustled

>browsing /r9k/ 24 hours ago
>see this thread
>enjoy a hearty laugh
>come back tonight
>it's still here
>my jimmies were not just rustled, they were full on scattered by the awesomeness

Anti-rustle bump

>>12483170
>>12483172
>>12483437
Pushing jimmy rustling firmly into its 40th hour.

Keep them jimmies rustled. Or unrustled, whichever...

>>12460607

>>Jimmies then catapulted down lecture haul

Oh god, win

>Buy CD
>Get home
>Put CD in computer
>Try to rip tracks to mp3
>Doesn't work
>Jimmies beginning to rustle
>Try to play CD
>Doesn't work
>Jimmies now about to rustle all the way
>Open CD
>All tracks 1 KB in size
>Jimmies rustled
>Next day
>Take CD to store
>Explain problem
>They put it in their stereo
>Plays without problem
>Jimmies rustling at their fullest
>Chick at the counter believes me anyway, says I can get a new one
>Jimmies unrustled
>Start browsing
>Chick comes back
>Tells me she talked to her supervisor
>CD can't be played on PC due to copy protection
>Can't get a new one after all
>Jimmies severely rustled

>sign up for free Cr-48
>excited
>tracker says there's one going to my zip code
>even more excited
>wait a few days
>check tracker again
>says it's already been delivered
>didn't get it
>check around neighborhood
>see a 12 year old playing with one
>THAT SON OF A BITCH
>THAT'S AGAINST THE RUUUUUUUUULESSSS
>go home with jimmies in full rustle
>check tracker again
>HOLY FUCK ANOTHER ONE TO MU ZIP
>currently waiting for rustle

>be walking home from library late at night, carrying a heave load of books
>walk by a car that's playing rick n roll
>suddenly, hear loud knocking sound coming from car
>I turn around and examine the car
>pretty girl with a cool updo is looking at me from the backseat window
>she's hollering something at me, I can't hear
>I can only see her head, she's on her knees in the car or something
>suddenly out nowhere, see 2 big hairy arms wrap around her neck
>greaser's head appears out of nowhere
>suddenly, realize that they must both be naked in there
>then this must mean...
>oh no
>they're both smiling and laughing at me
>drop my books
>run away, crying
>drop my glasses on my way home
>rats

Jimmies were indubitably rustled.

This is to become the new mfw.

> Ask cute lookin' doll out to the weenie roast
> She obliges
> At weenie roast, roastin' weenies
> About ta seal the deal
> Cool cat comes over sportin' some fancy shades
> Swipes my date for the night
> Jimmies rustled
> Dogs 'n cheats

>>12461352
>>12461384
OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
HAHAHA
>>12461431
>>12461436
>>12461439

Toasting in an epic jimmy-rustling bread.
You fucking rock, Anon.

Jimmies Status:
[ ]- Not Rustled
[ ]- Rustled
[X]- Ripped, Raped and Bloodied

Hey

>mjw we never mentioned a sock hop once

>going through thread
>look at scroll bar
>really need to shit
>keep making mistakes with typing
>literally chair dancing
MY JIMMIES = RUSTLED

Keep them jimmies rustled!

>>12464556

>Plays Black Ops
>MAXIMUM RUSTLING

Anddddd, we're out.

asdf;ladskgj;dakslfjasd;lkfhsdal;kghjsad;flkhadsg;ljadsf

>48 hours later
>thread still going

Jimmies Status:
[X]-Not Rustled
[ ]- Rustled

>Watching Battlestar Galactica with bro
>Drinking good beer
>Cookies were eaten
>SUDDENLY, WAVE OF NAUSEA
>Barely make it to a trashcan, vomit for ten solid minutes
>Have to cancel all plans for the week
>Still have the flu
>Never finished that episode of BSG

Jimmies Status:
[ ]-Not Rustled
[X]- Rustled

How do I request this to be saved?

If this thread disappears I am afraid my jimmies will have rustle on top of existing rustles.

>>12486437
It's already been added to the queue archival, it should appear on the archive in about 2 weeks. Normally you would have to go to the archive, look on the left and select request interface. From there you would know what you have to do.

Alright guys, OP here, and seeing as how we're hitting the 300 post count I'd like to thank you all for your time here. It rustles my jimmies a little bit that this threads going to end but 48 hours is a bit long. Let's not create a sequel to this thread but instead we shall make every thread a rustled my jimmies thread. We shall place rustled jimmies up on a pedestal next to U MAD and I MAD. Now my children! Go fourth and spread the rustling!

300 is the bump limit?
Well, my jimmies are on full rustle.

oh my god. my jimmies are like mexican jumping beans.

Someone's going to have to make another thread.

INCOMING 300TH POST! WE'RE HIT! WE'RE HIT! CONFIRMED OUR JIMMIES ARE RUSTLED AND WE ARE GOING DOWN! CRASH LANDING ON THE LAST PAGE! MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

>mjw this thread had to come to an end at some point
:C

>>12489046
This is the end, my only friend. The end.

thisrustlingmyjimmies

>>12486570
I hope you're being facetious.

'cause if not you're undoing your good work by being a complete fucking faggot.

>>12488901
Jimmies have achieved maximum rustling.

This will be the last post

You jimmies
[ ] not rustled
[X]FULL ON RUSTLED