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20 years old
- Made out with a DUDE about 6 years ago; furthest I've ever gotten.
- Live at home
- No drivers license
- Normally spend about 14 hours a day behind my computer.

You have me beaten Op.

also, hay Peter.

>>8082405
This
Hi Peter :)

I fail at being a loser LOL.
- Have a social life

yep, don't need to list anything else. >>8082402 is gay. he must be the winner of this thread.

Hi Peter

Can't beat that, really.

Compared to you,
-19 years old
- had sex once, got dumped afterwards
- live alone in mother's basement, she's renting out the top half of the house to friends of hers
- can't drive, or get a learners. failed three times.
- spend most of my day either watching tv or on the computer
- can't afford groceries most of the time.
- no medical plan since I lost my job, and government canceled my plan. fack.

Peter <3

:3

- live in sweden or some shit
- live with my mother
- complete pedo
- just sit around on computer spamming people
- have no friends
- hated by people all across the world
- ugly as fuck
- fat
- no redeeming qualities at all

What do I win?

never even touched or hit on a girl

nuff said

22 years old
- Went out with a girl about two years ago, made out a few times, slept in same bed, didn't have sex due to anxiety even though she wanted to.
- Live at home
- Failed driving exam 7 times due to anxiety, now I drive unlicenced
- Around 14 hours on computer
- 20gig of 'child models' sitting on my hd
- unemployed, never had a job

>>8082314
Thats a cool story bro.

MAN UP

>>8082455
Kimmo, is that you?

SOME OF YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN TO SAY HELLO TO PETER, I DON'T THINK THAT HE APPRECIATES THAT.

You easily win, I just wanted to say hi to Peter.

Hi, Peter!

>>8082455
ding, ding, ding we have a winner!

22
never made out with anyone or anything
live at home
no license
12+ hours on computer, a few more if i feel like doing homework which is my only other activity
got rid of all my porn :|
no job
no money
no car
no friends/social life due to shyness/retardation in that department
cant find a job due to shitty town/economy/back problems

at least i'm somewhat attractive (imho) and not fat. :|

-I've slept with two guys but they were both plain assholes and one was a complete slob. im so glad im done with them
-to add to that, i found of later that one of them was cheating on me with my EX-best friend
-live at home with parents
-no drivers license. i have to take public transit or have friends drive me
-spent the night in jail more than once for public intoxication, since then ive learned not to take every shot that a guy offers me
-spend all my time either sleeping, checking facebook or 4chan. i only work out like once a week

>>8082527

Look in his eyes. He would kill you and everyone you care about, given half the chance.

I would post too, but I don't want to help mootle with his marketing demographics survey

>>8082553
Why did you get rid of your porn?

>>8082561

Seriously, are you that stupid? If moot wanted a demo survey, he would sticky it and there would be thousands of replies.

I find absolutely amazing that mentally ill shut in nerds see themselves as superior to *normal* people.

>>8082583

was too depressed to even fap for a while, plus it was taking up space on my harddrive

>>8082383
Well I have the opportunity to make something out of myself a real thing (think 6 figures yep) and I'm struggling to meet it due to my laziness all the other childhood habits that I never cared about before know.

I think I win, I pretty the same loser you all are but I'm 33.

I live in my mom basement.
I get money by doing clinical trials and by getting free dogs and selling them for a hundred or two on online websites.
I sleep 10 hours a day. I start off my days by a 4-hour long masturbation sessions.
I lost my very last friend when i sneaked in his sister's room to steal used panties.
When i'm bored i tape two dogs together with adhesive bands.
Didn't shave for 2 years because no girls like me anyways.

25
never so much as held a girls hand
live at home
do have drivers license
no job
been sick since I was 5
fat and have almost no muscle as a result of sickness
small penis
spend 23 hours/day in the house
filled 500gb hd with porn
do have some a few friends from college, but haven't made any new ones in 4 years

PETEP

>>8082556

Fuck off cunt, go back to facebook like EVERY OTHER FUCKING WORTHLESS VAPID WHORE OUT THERE.

Fucking normalfag bitches shitting up my 4chan. If troll you are a master troll because I am raging right now. inb4 u mad

sup peter

>Live at home

Well duh.

thank you guys now i feel better.
But life sucks anyway. :/

you might want to consider that you're reversing cause and effect OP. you have no friends because all you do is masturbate all day. you're so used to being satisfied for doing nothing that you'll never achieve anything remotely resembling friendship or love. I'm 22 and married, and when I was 19 and met my wife I had no friends because I jerked off all fucking day. She made me delete all my porn, and since then I've learned how to be a social human being, and I have fun all the fucking time.

Why do you act as if driver's licence is even remotely big a deal?

no licence,
still living with parents,
been offered my first job interview. . . evar, on april 1st. I can't help but feel they are trolling

18
Never held hands romantically with a girl + anything further than that.
Do i win? ;_;

>>8082636
OMG this comes just at the right moment
25 year old
-high school drop out
-no money at all ($155.17 is all)
-no computer (my brother's this one)
-kick out of my parent's basement
-no job and never had one
-I have a deadline (either get a job by Monday or brother will kick me out)
-^ about to be homeless
-no material possessions
-never touch a girl intentionally or spoke to one since puberty
-no licenses at all what so ever
-all am doing know is chilling for the last time in my life
-also my eyesight is shit
-I am really weak physically

High Peter!

>>8082314
I don't thikn that you're as pathetic as you think you are, woman

according to that pic, you should be normal

>>8082753
2 years older then you.
I win.

25 years old
unemployed for 6 months
last job was at burger king for a year
love off monthly checks from mother

on the bright side, i am in college full time and get lots of financial aid, i'm doing very well, and i have a loving girlfriend.

>>8082742
I hope she cheats on your or has cheated on you since you started going out tralalalalalala

>>8082742
I'm working on it. Despite that, I found it amusing how much of a loser I still am. Hence, this thread.

>>8082742
And what if you never met her?

22 years old
just started college
cant get job even though I try.
never held hands with girl
never kiss girl
never have sex with girl
never even have girlfriend
mediocre at school even though I study hard.
No friends since high school
No social skills
Best friend is my dog even though my dog doesnt even like me.
Only my mother cares about me.
Fuck Fuck FUck.

Is it bad to only have had sex with prostitutes?

What about finishing law school at 26? Is that pathetic?

>>8082840

Dude, I'm 25 and I'm hardly two years into college.

>>8082840
Law school is after undergrad right?
So you finished law school before i finished my bachelors

>>8082759
>getting ignored on /r9k/
>FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>8082821
>Best friend is my dog even though my dog doesnt even like me.

Wow, this is truly sad.

>>8082869
>>8082856
Well, I would try to feel better because apparently you two have it 'worse' than me, but I'd be fooling myself. I mean, if I had studied hard from the start, I would've been a (trainee) lawyer last year!

-no drivers license
-never had a job
-never had friends
-no social skills
-virgin of course
-ugly n chubby
-terribly unclose family (too many issues that are just never brought up or discussed, just constant silence)
-gay
-no self esteem or confidence
-shit grades + headin for community college
-age: 18 plus or minus one year

although I'm happy to see their are other people in the same boat, makes me feel less isolated, let's keep on truckin!

-(honestly think it will end in suicide, but I'm hopin I'll figure it all out in community (lol) )

oh yeah, someone said something about driver's L. being unimportant, for me I just feel utterly powerless and cooped up in my house (I live on outskirts of city, walking not feasible) with no friends to pick me up or anything and relying on parent/older brother to get food and stuff. I think my drivers will be the first step to doing stuff for myself, and actually feeling like I have control and am not worthless. Starting classes in a week actually.

19/M
- First kiss was with a prostitute paid by sister to spend time with me on my 18th birthday. (none of my 'friends' turned up, so my sisters friends took me out)
- Virgin (durrr)
- Live with parents
- Still in High School
- Friends too embarrassed to be associated with me (no friends)
- Friends stole $2000 worth of stuff from me (see above). All deny any involvement.
- pseudo-intellectual
- never had a job not aquired through a connection
- Brother killed himself at my age in similar circumstances (except for the prostitute part)

>>8082840
I lost my virginity to a prostitute and I think I'm pretty cool...

so... yeah...

>>8082932
Drivers license is a sign of maturity. You're really just supposed to have one, it's that simple.
That's how I see it anyway, so yeah, it is important.

Oh and, hey Peter.

I don't understand why it's hard for people to pass the driving exam. I took it, messed up in parallel parking, almost ran into another car and I still got my license.

22 years old
- I accidentally collided faces with a girl that sat next to me in the 4th grade, this is the closest I've come to getting a kiss
- Live with parents
- No friends, aquaintances
- spend 15+ hours on the internet every day
- no job
- no education

I guess I can say at least I'm not some kind of sexual deviant porn collector like some of you.

>>8082383
I got outsmarted by a bitch 3 years younger than me.....

>>8082840

Law is a 4 year undergrad where I live. I'm 22 and I'm going to sign up for grad entry in 2011. That takes 3 years full time, so I'll be 26 with an LLB and a BA. Not too bad, if I can pull it off.

I'm thinking about doing some teaching in Korea this year since I can't find a job here. But the contracts are for a year, which would mean I have to put law on hold for another year, meaning I'll be 27 when I graduate. If I would've done a double degree and not slacked off I could've been qualified at 23. Feels not so good.

Hi Peter.

23 years old
-Had sex with 4 different girls. Mostly with my ex-gf.
-Live at home but moving soon
-Driver's license
-Spend 8-12 hours a day on computer (Work 8 hours a day on a computer)
-5 gigs of porn maybe.

22 years old

-do have a boyfriend and not a virgin (female), but we fight a lot and he seems ambivalent about being together, yet wont break up, there is constant uncertainty and tension, but I love him
-work minimum wage jobs most of the year because I am too depressed and self conscious to pursue more
-working good job now, only got because all I had to do was pass a test, but avoid people and make an idiot out of myself when they talk to me
-dropped out of university with <2.0 GPA, too self conscious to go to class, had anxiety, didn't fit in, wasted a lot of time and money because I wanted to avoid dealing with real life
-live at home, no car, no license because I get panic attacks driving
-avoids people, social anxiety, 1 actual friend, one boyfriend, no one else, can't talk to people without sounding like an idiot
-on computer all day when I get home or play video games
-frequent panic attacks, constant anxiety and feeling unreal because I can't believe how sad my life is, disappointment at who I have become, feel helpless
-depressed, often feel nothing at all
-fucking acne at my age and constant disgustingly oily skin
-people think I am weird, 'too quiet' even after I tried my hardest to be outgoing
-feel overwhelmed easily by sensory stimulation, frequently need to be alone
-clumsy, do stupid things like walk into walls
-just awkward and unhappy with myself in general

Have a immune system condition making me have to live inside a closed suit all my life
I want to bone my sexy commander, but he's to nice (some would say a paragon) to risk my life
I'm Tali
Was going to be subtle about it, but I'm drunk as fuck
sorry guys

Moved from Australia to California to the most nigger infested part in the middle of fucking nowhere. Went from an awsome life to a peice of crap with no friends. Moved when i was 15.

So i am 19 now
No friends
No job
Now overweight
No Car
No Drivers Lisc
No one to talk to besides my mum
Nothing to do to meet people because im in the fucking middle of nowhere with niggers and spics.

And the first day at my new school i got in a fight when some mexican girl when she was making fun of my australian accent, which ended up with me punchign her in the face and a fucking gang beating the shit of out me. then nobody in the school would talk to me.

So yeah, Cant get a job because no car, cant get a car because of no money, cant get money because of no job.

pretty much planning on joining the military when im done with highschool in hopes of meeting a friend there.

>>8082987

First time: lack of shoulder checks and stalling because I was using a different car
2nd: through a stop sign
3rd: changing lanes accidentily on a corner
4th: Faulty brake light
5th: speeding
6th: bald tyre (wasn't really that bald, dude was just being a prick)
7th: that some fucking corner on number 3

I've been driving unlicenced almost daily since I was 18 though (22 now). I just get really nervous during the test and fuck up. Fucking $43 dollars a test too. Bastards.

>>8083085
>clumsy, do stupid things like walk into walls

You sound a-d'awww-able.

>>8083085

>do have a boyfriend and not a virgin (female)

Stopped reading there.

>So who's the biggest loser around here?
>>8083085
>do have a boyfriend and not a virgin

stopped reading right there.

>>8083018
Well, some of the files are HD so they take a lot of space...
And when there's a pornstar I like, I collect a few scenes of her. It adds up I guess.

Then there's the two or three ...fetish folders, so to speak.

28 years old
- live at home
- got laid once when i was 17. haven't even got a kiss since.
- no driver's liscence.
- spend about 6 -12 hours a day at the computer
- 150gb of porn
- drinking problem. and i'm always drinking alone.
- live in a city i hate and i seem to only meet hipster trash and have given up on trying to make any friends.
- fuck you that's why.

>>8083121

Dude, have a little self respect. You're bringing us all down with that shit. Fucking stand tall, man!

Holy shit OP, you're almost exactly me.

22 years old

-Fingered a girl about five years ago; furthest I've gotten
-Live at home
-No license
-Etc.

>>8083085
Female version of me, but I'm 3 years older....

My situation is slightly worse though, and not just because of my age.

>>8083132
>>8083142

Stopped reading right there mind

Lol this thread makes me feel way better about myself. Enjoy your fail, losers.

Age 20
-Homeles, bumming off gay friend
-Can't hold a relationship down
-Mormon
-Lost virginity at 19
-Laptop screen broke, have to carry a monitor with me.
-Lost job because supervisor changed schedule after 17 months of employment
-Dropped out of college to job search
-I'm pretty sure I'm adopted (i'm mexican looking, no one else is)
-have no car, but have car insurance...
-Ride my bike from town to town because I can't afford the bus.
-DEP Loss for my recuiter, his recruitees now think I'm a terrorist.
-If I grow a beard I look like a terrorist....
-I have sleep apnea and no medical insurance
-My friend is starting to taint my mind with conspiracy theories. Especially regarding the Illuminate.
-I troll my friends during DnD
-I'm always the heal-bot
-The only girl I've ever loved is getting married in June.
-the only girl that i've made an honest effort to love after her lives too far away...
-My gay friend looks at me inappropriately in my sleep.
-I have a bruise on my upper leg that i can't account for.............

Hello Peter!

27 old male
-Got laid to a prostitute first time ever ~6 months ago
-Rents a room from a friend
-On sickleave due to depression and other psycological problems
-Fat and lacks the discipline to do something about it
-Wake up->Computer->Food->Computer->Sleep
-I got like 500gig+ of porn
-Plays WoW
-Plays penn & paper DnD
-No close female friends ever

I think I beat you OP

20 years old
- never had a job
- never had a boyfriend
- never had a friend that was a guy
- never done anything with a guy past holding hands
- have 2 friends that i don't really like
- completely mooch off parents
- was homeschooled
i think i'll just stop there.

26 almost 27 male
virgin
live at home
horribly socially awkward/avoidant

I don't think I can win though because despite all that i have a good job as a computer programmer and I'm attractive (or so I'm often told)

>>8083201
>pen and paper D&D

is there any other kind other than that?

Fat
23 years old
nearly bald (began losing hair at 16)
never learned to drive
5 foot 7
spend so much time on the computer that I have calluses on my fingertips and under my palms
graduated high school with a 2.4, dropped out of junior college
never had a >minimum wage job

...but somehow, I ain't a virgin, actually pretty far from it. New Zealand girls will put out so quick.

>>8083212
>was homeschooled

Oh god I feel so bad for you. Are you christian too? Usually the homeschoolers are the weirdo religious nuts

>>8083228
Fortunately, no. My parents were just insanely strict.

>>8083018
i made this for you

secretpassword

>>8082759
>>8082759
>>8082759
>>8082759

Join the military dude.

Either that or be homeless for the rest of your life.

Not much for me except

-17 years old
-Never been kissed/sex
-Only had 1 girlfriend, that lasted about a week
-don't know if I'm attractive or ugly
-I never ask girls out for fear of being rejected
-I spend my weekends on xbox or the internet
-Never smoked weed, drank alcohol, or been to a real party before

Okay it's not the worst.

>>8083254

You should just pack as much shit as you can into a hobo bindle and leave home.

i just came home from clubbing and am fucking drunk and i'm getting on 4chan how sad is that?

>>8083271
oh yeah forgot

20 years old
live at home
15+ hours a day on computer (10+ of it on /r9k/)
never had a job
made out with one girl like 6 months ago, even though i think it was charity (also have drivers license that i never ever need)

25 year old
- Married
- one kid
- Sleeping with other girls also
- Car, Apartment, multiple computers, 32" lcd
- Unemployed but making 400 a week on it. :D
- Spend alot of time on 4chan

>>8083286
It's gotten better now though. However instead of rebelling I went the opposite direction and turned into a hermit so following their rules isn't difficult now. At least I can drive and see my friends when I want now, it's just that I don't really want to see them that often.

18 years old
- Kiss-less Virgin(well, got pretty close a few times, at least)
- Bi-polar disorder
- Sleep deprivation (to the point where I see demons and shit and CEVs of fractals and Shakespeare)
- Extreme migraines
- 8 hours on computer on weekends, 3 on week days
- Haven't been outside in two weeks, a month before that

Not too bad, I guess.

>>8083105
Rofl'd when you punched the mexican girl

Hello Peter!
Let's see...

-23 years old
-About to get married
-Work at Graphic Packaging
-Drive a 2004 Monte Carlo
-Browse 4chan constantly, especially /b/, so that one probably puts me in the running somewhere

>>8083331

Ahh. I know that game.

>>8083354
What game? <_<

>>8083190
>Realize that comparing yourself with others to make urself feel better is false selfesteem and be indenail about the fragment that just died alittle inside you when you read this.

31 years old
Haven't worked since 1998
Currently have six bottles of piss on desk
Three styrafoam cups of ramen filled with piss
Uncountable plates
Skid-marked chair I am sitting in
Bed on cinder blocks

>>8083319
How do you make $400 a week from unemployment?

>>8083366

The being a loner/hermit game. I too play it.

>>8083216
Well I guess there could be some virtual DnD, like vidya or something. Or LARP.

Whatever, still incredibly nerdy.

>>8083392
Oh. That game. Yeah :[

we should post pictures with these descriptions next time lol

>>8083348

>Drive a 2004 Monte Carlo

I'm sorry my friend but that takes the cake. Congrats on getting married tho!

Let me compete here.

23 years old
- ASIAN
-small penis
- fat girlfriend
- no car
- college dropout
- fat girlfriend lives next town over so i don't even get fat pussy often but i have to put up with fat talk for a monthly go at fat sex
- no porn because i stream
- i have diarrhea right now. i want to fat but i am very afraid. im confident i could just fart but i have been wrong before.

>>8083463
>- fat girlfriend lives next town over so i don't even get fat pussy often but i have to put up with fat talk for a monthly go at fat sex

oh lol you made me chuckle, doesnt happen that often on /r9k/ (depressing shit)

take solace in that you have wit

>>8083463

how does the fat girl/small penis work.

does she feel you? lol

*Driver's License
*2000 Monte Carlo SS
*Great fiancee
*Good shape
*Spend about 6 hours online
*Not too damn bad, if I do say so myself

I'm not here to actually here to contribute to this thread.

HI PETER!!!

>>8083147

You furry?

yeah, surprisingly, it works ok.i mean some positions are rough. like the side by side one? yeah dick too short and fat too thick for that one. but missionary, cowgirl and doggy work fine.

23 years old
-live with parents
-spent time in jail
-alcohlic
-5grand in debt

on the flip side

-banged tons of girls
-lived 4 years wild and crazy
-had lots of friends

lost it all. Time to rebuild.

>>8083085
>-feel overwhelmed easily by sensory stimulation, frequently need to be alone

OH GOD I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL. whenever I'm around a big group of people (probably 8 or more) I get really bad anxiety attacks for some reason, and I have to go find an empty room to be alone in. Shit fucking sucks man.

>>8083703

you sound like me, except for all of that negative stuff.

30, live at home, had to file for bankruptcy, never had a gf, or kissed a girl, or even had a date, work a job where i'm treated like shit and will never be promoted, don't even make $10/hr, failed out of college, not invited to my sister's wedding, weigh almost 300 lbs, have no friends at all; not even online, posess a 2 inch dick when fully hard

do i win the inverted e-peen contest?

>>8083742

In an inverted e-peen contest everyone is a loser.

cwutididthar

Im gay and love cp

17 years old
- Took a girl home two months ago
- Have my own place
- Taking lessons for a drivers license this summer
- No porn
- About 6 hours a day behind my computer, which will become less as the weather gets better
- 3k euros debt
- Studying at university to become a journalist
- Make about 900 euros a month

18 yo
HS drop out
never had a gf, virgin, etc
live with mom
don't know how to drive
a few hundred $ to my name
2TB of movies, anime, etc (no porn)
roughly 8 hours of 4chan/internet a day
no friends
go to sleep at 4am, wake up at 1pm

:/

-no friends
-no job
-never had a girlfriend/been on a date
-no parents (dead)
-don't talk to relatives
-haven't stepped outside in 4 months
-living off inheritance money

I am literally an art major hahaha

22 years old.
-Live in dirty one room apartment, which I leave every few months top.
-250 lbs
-No friends
-Still got a cell phone, only to send myself messages, which I pretend are from my girlfriend
-Of course I haven't had contact with a non-relative non-cashier female in years
-Disgusting fungal infection covering pretty much everything between my belly button and my knees, slowly spreading.
-Probably caused by non-existant hygiene.

bamp for graet justice

19 years old
- only ever had two boyfriends, first had no standards and second was troll
- kicked out of one parent's home, currently living with the other one
- no drivers license, no job, not studying, no skills, no experience
- 12-14 hours a day in front of computer
- can't spend more than 5 minutes outside my front door to have a cigarette, anxiety/paranoia becomes too much
- haven't left house at all in a month, longest time without leaving was three months
- no real life friends at all
- was mostly homeschooled
- spend my time on free rpgs, pirated gaems and eroge, touhou and animu
- almost successful suicide attempt in january
- current bank balance: $47.25
- taller than most guys i've known, stick out like sore thumb in public
- chubby, but will likely end up obese in a few years due to doing nothing and having a metabolism that barely works
- infertile, dream is to have a family
- have crush on someone i've never met
- can't relate to anyone or hold a real conversation

23
degree/dip
no job
drivers license
spend 100% of my time indoors and in my room
desperately wants a job but can't get one atm

l love everyone in this thread.

<3

>>8082455
Oh come on at least you have AnT. :D

>>8082526
Go fuck yourself you cat-loving-nigger-fucking-faggot.

Do we have a winner yet?

18 years
not fat but ottermode, 5.9 and 150 lbs
4 good friends, isolated from other peoplr
2 weeks ago kissed girl for the first time
attending college
got a job when not at college

I know, Im pretty much a normalfag

>>8088889
I only see winners.

23 years old
virgin
never kissed a girl or had any sexual contact with a female
live with parents
no license
ugly as fuck

at least i found a job recently

REVOLUTIONARY IDEA:

if you spend more than 2 or 3 hours on the internet, and have no life, you have a problem. but youre not spending more time on the internet because you have nothing to do, youre also missing out on opportunities to do other stuff because youre on the internet.

deciding to use the internet less will not work, because at this point you dont have the willpower.

so, make one phonecall and cancel your service with your ISP, removing the choice. yes, youll be bored as fuck for a while, but eventually boredom will make you open a newspaper or go to the library or all those things we used to do before broadband ruined our life.

whats the worst that could happen? .. you stay here and rot some more?

worked for me, and when i got my shit together i could come back here and browse for sensible amounts of time without getting in the way of other shit.

>>8089000
When the internets is down I just watch TV all day...

>>8089006

cancel that too. remove all the things that enable/reinforce your pissing away your life, and out of boredom you will do worthwhile things, which you will then come to like and find to be rewarding.

(now a psych major since i got my shit together)

17 Year old female.
NO friends outside my MMO.
All I do is play that fucking MMO & lurk 4Chan.
And eat junk food.
I'm not fat, although I have NO fucking idea how...
Don't talk to anyone irl besides my parents.
Dropped out of school.
No job.
No money.
No license.
No car.
Sleep an upwards of 12 hours a day, sometimes more.
I drink alone.
I talk to myself.
I'm emotionally numb.
Not a virgin fromm a previous relationship before I started this waste of existence, but havent gotten any in like a year.
Zero social skills/social anxiety.
Depressed.

Hmm, all I can think of off the top of my head.

>see posts by other females
>laugh

>>8089035

But maybe you could be good looking if you cleaned yourself up. Not being fat is a good thing.

>>8089035
underage = b7

Dear Femanons in this thread.
TITS OR GTFO

Hi Peter

>>8089035
>I'm not fat, although I have NO fucking idea how...

because that's really relevant to the topic, isn't it?
Stop fishing you whore.

>>8089067

I know I can, I just cbf.
And looking good doesn't matter if I don't leave the house/lack the skills to converse with people. I can't hold a conversation irl. Anxiety, etc. Meh.
Plus I have nfi how to meet people.
Can't network if I have no starting friends.
And I think it's weird to go places alone and strike up conversation with random strangers.

- play wow all day
- no job
- fiance left me last month cause i kept putting raids before her. i am unmoved by this.
- no education
- dog is old and gonna die soon i think
- no friends off of wow
- alcoholic
- bipolar

>>8089035
>havent gotten any in like a year.
Oh god it must be so painful for you how do you live?

>>8089108
sorry about your dog, i know how much that sucks.

>19 years old
>virgin
>never kissed a girl outside of truth or dare
>never had a girlfriend
>live with parents
>community college
>no job

I'm going to transfer to a University in a couple years, I feel like a loser but I think things could be worse.

Hi peter :3

22

Never been kissed

No job, to lazy to try harder to get one

Moved out of home to go to uni, am now living in a sharehouse with my dad (divorced parents) my brother and another dude

Hugely fat with hueg mantits

Have made zero friends in 4 years of study

In short I have ZERO social contact outside of the internet and family, I have lied about this to everyone.

Can't bring myself to put any effort into uni because its obscenely easy (they make it out like your going to be learning the secrets of the universe, its bullshit) and I dont realy want to work in my feild of study.

Dispite all this I cant bring myself to care, I just -dont- feel like anything is worth it. I will go through my entire life on idle, alone and listless and die with only family attending out of sheer pitty.

Yet I feel no need to kill myself, self harm seems like too much effort for something as meaningless as this.

19 years old
live at home with parents
currently unemployed although going to uni in Sept.
Have my own car and drive.
Guys only want me for sex when what I actually want is a relationship.
Pretty ugly
Fat, though some say it's just chubby.
Have a bit of a social life.

Hey Peter :)

19
Never held hands with girl etc.
Neckbeard, though not an xtreme basement dweller.
Liberal arts degree at a shite university.
No job or car.
I own a Macintosh.
I'm also quite hideous and fat.'
And I live in Australia.

20 yo, fat, never even kissed a girl, no friends, socially inept, can't hold a conversation, never leave house etc.
the worst part is that I don't even care anymore.
The only thing I have going for me, is that my mom pays my apartment and that I'm doing ok in university.

>>8089147

>hueg mantits

i read this as huge mantis and a lil poop came out :X

21 years old
- no contact with girls whatsoever
- living at home
- dropped out of college - I broke my hand pretty bad so I couldn't attend labs, which means no credits/exams. I said fuck it and left. Also, I was in second year.
-I just dwell in my basement and rot.

>>8082383

28 years old
- Never done anything sexual
- No chance of promotion(85k per year)
- No drivers license
- No porn
- Spend around 8 hours a day on a computer
- Asexual

36 years old
-divorced 2 years ago, wife left me for a friend and married the guy 6 months after divorce
-lost my job over a year ago, unemployment is almost gone
-broke up with last girlfriend over a year ago, hooked up with a chubby because I was ronery
-I do nothing but sit at my computer 12+ hours a day, fap and watch anime
-stopped cutting and washing my hair and beard for the last 4 months
-Have a skin condition that is making my face shed small pieces of skin constantly

Other than that, just standard 4chan loser stuff, I fap like 4-5 times a day, look at tons of porn, play some video games, have no friends and my family has pretty much given up on me.

At least my dog loves me.

21 years old
- kissed probably about 30 girls in my life
- slept with about 6/7
- have had two relationships lasting 1 year or more
- live at uni house with 2 girls and 1 guy
- had drivers licence since i was 17 (youngest you can get it in UK)
- normally spend about 5 hours a day behind computer
- have some pornographic pictures saved but no videos

20
no job
no skills
no female contact ever
400gig of porn
spent the last 13 years behind my computer/s

This thread makes me feel like king.

20 years old
- Only had one relationship;an embarrassing ONLINE relationship with someone I never met that I keep pretty tight lipped about; furthest I've ever gotten.
- Live at home with parents
- No driver's license
- Never had any form of paid employment
- Normally spend about 8 hours a day on my computer watching anime, pretending to have a social life on facebook, posting here, or playing war strategy games
- Taken up drinking away my sorrows
-Stay in bed too long masturbating and frequently miss lectures
- D average in community college classes

18 years old
-Have made out with 3 girls, fucked all of them multiple times
-Live alone
-Still in high school
-Spend 3-4 hours on a computer
-1 gig of porn

this is how mods should weed out normalfags and trolls

19
never gf / dated / hugged
DO have a drivers license, car is another state
live with parents
social retard
one friend
only 2 female friends my entire life
about 170GB of porn
virgin
depressed
on computer all day
on computer at work too
spend most of the day in my room or at work, thats it

So do can we nominate any semifinalists here?

>>8089532
everybody loses

I am Kid Cudi does that make me a loser hahaha

>>8089479
>brag about making out with girls, later note you've fucked them

>lie on the internet

>>8089600
>Clever girl...


raptorblox

Fuck this 3d right here makes me want to roll up a joint.
Let's forget our lives for a brief moment.

Young Alexandra Haylett, fancy finding you here.

Hello Peter.

QUIT STALKAN, leave me to my chans

was pure luck that i found your post.

you're cute, chin up dude.

>>8089727
fuck all good it does me

34 year old virgin reporting in.

Really, do I need to say anything else?

>>8090261
The fuck is wrong with you sir

>>8090274
Car accident. Lost both feet just above the ankle. A few burn scars here and there as well.

>>8090400
Well , since your dick is still intact, welcome to the club.

>>8090400
But that means you can use those flex paddle feet things that are actually better than normal feet.

o_0

*sigh*

k, i'm here now - you can all go about your business

/thread

I'm a big loser, but I don't know if I'm the biggest one, I'll let you people be the judges :

-23 yo.
-Complete virgin, never kissed or held hands with a girl.
-Incurable skin disease + acne = horrible face, and I mean horrible.
-Short + pale skin = no girls would want me anyway even if my face were not that bad.
-Only 3 real friends, all the other ones are just acquaintances.
-More than 200 gigs of porn.
-Spend around 10 hours on the computer everyday, even when I'm at work.

However I do have a car, a job with a not too bad pay and a big house.

>>8090477
at least you know you're worthless.

for the past two years i had a girl for every season , im 19 , i dont even bother to talk to girls
i rely on my looks , i worked , got to university paid my taxes , help my parents with money sometimes .
Still im a sociopath i want to kill every fukken human on the planet . you guys make me sick . Evolution has halted. You are not the next perfect predator or whatever.

I beat you all , I cant live with everyone else breathing.

Heil Peter,

17 years old
-Made out with a girl about 2 weeks ago
- Live at home
- Have a driver's license
- Normally spend about 3 to 4 hours a day behind my computer.
-No porn

I suck at this.

>>8083271
You're funny, I like you

>>8083382
I think we have a winner

Who's Peter?

20
virgin
somehow manage to get no girls while simultaneously having a social life

>>8083382

Wow, that made me giggle, I piss in a coke bottle if it's too cold/I'm too lazy/someone's in the bathroom/I don't want ppl to know that I'm still up at 4am, and then there was this one time, at band camp, I didn't have a coke bottle so i peed in my ikea rubbish bin.

32 years old male
kinda hot (but starting to lose it)
had over 40 sexual partners but just got single again.
maybe 8 hours behind the screen, including work, every day.
i hate my job and are somewhat an failed artist and smokes a bit more weed than needed, but compared to you guys im da bomb.

-19
-social life
-have a girlfriend
-who the fuck saves porn? the have free websites for that.
-driving, i have my drivers license.
- in college.
-fuck you.

21 years old.

Never kissed or dated anyone.

Currently have my own place parents pay for, but I'll probably drop out from uni and move back to my parent's place because I simply cannot be bothered with studying.

Play WoW hardcore in a server first raiding guild.

Lost contact with all my friends over the years, except my best friend, who I still see every once in a while.

I think I might be gay and in love with my best friend (Of course, my best friend is in a long term relationship and totally straight.).

I thought girls were supposed to have it easy? :<

I seem to attract every girl I know (I am physically very attractive and apparently very charming when not giving a fuck in public), but as soon as I ever show any interest ever they get afraid and run away.

I don't get it. Maybe I'm just weird.

>>8091084

When I was 16 I had a "transition year" i.e. nothing to do in school.

I started playing WoW, hit 80 in December, joined a mediocre guild in January, joined a top 20 (world) guild in June.

I quit in August with the approaching school term but I have to say it was the happiest I have ever been :D

21 years old
-No drivers license
-I spend about 12 hours on laptop
-I never had sex
-I have no close friends, and rest of friends don't even contact me.
-Most of my social life is on the internet and anime conventions
-Quit two work-study jobs, may be unable to get any decent job.

-21 Years old
-No girl experience ever, not even holding hands.
-No friends at all
-Live at home
-Driver's license
-Employed
-Taking evening courses
-Overweight and not changing it

Hello peter.

29/male
- Lost virginity at 15, last had sex at 17
- Have a decent job, net 2k a month after expenses/taxes - never leave my apartment other than to go to work/buy food
- 18hrs a day in front of a computer
- former fatty, still have tons of excess skin/stretchmarks
- ugly
- no friends other than on IRC

>>8091201
Also, I'm not sure if it counts but my job is behind a computer. Counting this, I spend 17 hours a day behind a computer and 30 minutes of traffic in between.

>>8091056
Problem with not saving porn on your HD is that if the website goes down, if the website decides to be a bastard and make you pay, if a certain video/set you like is removed for copyright infringement, etc.

22 years old
Only time I got so much as a kiss was in 2nd grade
Live at home when not at college
No driver's license
Full of anxiety
Chronic procrastination
Depressed
Steadily deleting my porn
Reasonably good-looking

Peter

20 years old, almost 21
-Kissed one man
-Had sex with one man
-Lost virginity at 18
-No driver's liscence
-No job
-No education beyond senior school
-Live with my parents
-No friends
-Ex boyfriend most likely hates me
-Spend all day behind the computer playing WoW or making embittered posts on 4chan
-Been in and out of college about 3 times now, never once getting past the first year

Yay, my life. I'd kill myself but I'm too afraid to, and I also cannot even muster the motivation to do that.

19 y/o

- never had sex/made out with someone
-live with parents
-no drivers licence (not planning to get one)
-overweight (working on losing it though)
-live in Estonia

redeeming factors
-have a social life (a bit)
-spend 3-4 hours a day behind my comp (not very much compared to others here)
-quite muscular

29 years old
- had one girlfriend when i was 17
- live alone in an apartment
- drive a two-door honda civic I paid too much for
- spend about 12 hours a day in front of the computer
- 500 gigs of porn. it's kind of fun to look at the old stuff which is relatively normal, and see how it gets all weird and twisted over time.
- BS in mathematics, computer science
- work as a software developer
- in my entire adult life i've never had any friends or a girlfriend. probably never will.
- constantly contemplate suicide, too much of a pussy to go through with it. nobody would care if I died, though.

ok the job and education and stuff kind of decreases my loser coefficient, but I'm basically what happens after you guys get an education and a career. no, things don't get better.

>>8082383
You win and are simultaneously responsible from removing a normal/tripfag temporarily from this board.

peace

>>8091266
What does a bitter female post look like? "I hate men grr?"

We.. shrug those off or assume it's a troll you know. We kinda dont care about whores' opinions round these here parts.

ANYWAY, A/S/L? ILL LOVE YOU FOR EVER AND EVER AND OH GOD IM SO ALONE ;_;

72 years old
kissed a girl when i was 12
spend 12 hours a day jerking it
and 6 on the computer
born with one eye and one ear
kids have called me eye eye ear guy my entire life
slept with a dog out of desperation

lets see:
-33 years old
-just dropped out of university, for the third time
-no job
-no one is reading this
-gf of 5 years left me 6 months ago because I never wanna go out or do anything
-no friends what so ever
-glad to see I'm not the only one spending 12+ hours a day on the internet

>>8091330
>one girlfriend when i was 17
>i've never had any friends or a girlfriend
wut

>>8091329

tere kaasmaalane! :)

>>8091349

did you read my post or just glance at it while freebasing. IN MY ENTIRE ADULT LIFE i've never had any friends or a girlfriend.

>>8091348
>-no one is reading this
I am, brobot
>-gf of 5 years
Ugh. Nevermind, I stopped. And I take the bro back, too.

>>8091339
Mostly 'I hate men' and 'I hate whores' with a bit of 'bawww nobody loves me because I'm shit' thrown in. I also make unnecessarily nasty replies to people who have actual problems to care about. I don't even know why I do because it never makes me feel better.

>>8082455

I seeeeee what you did there..

>>8091056

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

840384923843

>>8091378
Cheers to you for at least doing 3 good things. The I hate men thing though, seriously, no one reads it/takes it to heart. I don't understand how women can be so butthurt about the misogyny on this board. Whenever I see a "men are pigs" I just go "lol, dumb whores" and move on.

Oh well, as long as you keep making nasty bitter replies to others, bawwing about being a horrible person and saying 'fucking whores' whenever a FEMANON HERE posts, we're cool. I'll still take an email just to talk to a bitter female if you'll have me ;~;

>>8091339

>MEN ARE ASSHOLES, GIRL POWARRRR

>ihavethepussyimaketherules.jpg

something like that

Silly thread, nobody will read this shit but nevermind.

18.
Male.
Virgin. Kissless. Hugless. Holding-hands-less. Hell, pretty much conversation-less.
Shitty job. 5.50GBP/hour
Failing college (A-levels, britfag)
No friends.
Mother hates me.
Father has left
Sucks

23 years old
- furthest I've gotten to anything remotely like sex, is a very terrible blow job that left my dick numb for 4 hours from a XBOX HUEG land whale, that was seven years ago.
- Living with my dad in a apartment.
- No Job, been trying ever since I got out of high school with no success...and that's been over 5 years ago, only making pocket change by doing odd jobs...and even that's hard to come by.
- Not going to college (gave up half way)
- No Car
- No social life/ unreliable friends who only hang out with me rarely, out of pity for me/Have a hard time in general making friends.
- Not insured
- Ugly
- Fat
- Crap load of porn in my HD...mostly Anime, Furry, & Jailbait.
- Look through random girls Facebook/MySpace to the point where I think I actually know them and pretend they're my girlfriend.

20 years old
-has slept with 3 guys, though the second one was pretty much a con man and it was only once.
-Moved out at 18, I've had my own apartment. now share a house with best friend, fixing to move from Virginia to Cali. Randomly.
-have drivers license, but my car isn't really up for going across country, so I left it home.
-Normally spend about 9 to 10 hours
-20 gigs of porn on my laptop


Man... you guys make me feel pretty decent about myself...

Well, I guess I can contribute to our fail:

22-years-old
Never kissed a girl
Never had a girl friend
Been unemployed for a year and a half
Live with parents
Spend all my time studying, playing video games, or on 4chan because I have nothing else to do
No car
$10k debt
Have mental disorders
No social skills

31 years old
virgin apart from having had sex with a guy at age 10
has a nerve disorder that'll kill me within 10 years
can only fap to cp or weird ass fetish porn
know i have potential to do things but never feel like doing them. ever.

25 years old.
*Have had sex with twenty two girls, and am currently in a long term relationship with the twenty second one, with whom I'm cohabiting.
*Huge loft apartment in converted textile mill overlooking the harbour.
*Useless BA, but the four years I spent getting it were a fucking blast so I don't care.
*Decent job that pays enough for aforementioned apartment, my Prius, basic necessities including eating out at least twice a week, and a nice vacation for two weeks to a month every year.
*Just as much porn as the rest of you.

>>8091431
>know i have potential to do things but never feel like doing them. ever.

What's the point when you'll be dead before you can reap the rewards.

I gave up on life when I was about 14.

- I'm 27 now
- Family started ignoring me 10 years ago
- Kiss-less virgin
- Basement dweller
- No drivers license
- Never worked a single day in my entire life
- Spend 10 hours a day on my computer and 14 hours sleeping
- No porn
- No friends, since I never leave the house

Well, at least I'm not fat, since I only eat once a day, tops.

>>8091418
But you're gay we're automaticly better then you.

>>8091418
>Slept with 3 guys
>Actually thinks she has it bad
Women amaze me a little more every day. What... unique little creatures you are. I hope we find a cure for your kind some day.

>>8089387
>>8089387
do you know what the conditions called?

>18
Never done anything remotely sexual or romantic with another human being in my life - no holding hands, relationship, I've never even confessed attraction to anyone's face ever.

Currently being a massive failure at university. Grades are shit. Had to retake all my classes from last semester, and STILL might fail the most important one, thus forcing me to become a drop out.

Lived in a dorm in high school, shit was pretty awesome. Forced to come back home for college, thus making me hate my parents, perform poorly, making them hate me, making me hate life, becoming a shut-in, no friends, etc. etc.

The only upside I can think of to all this is I'm the most attractive I've ever been in my life.

>>8082935
Fuck man, I'd be your friend.

>>8082383
18 years of age
-Made out with about 6 girls, not the furthest I've gone
-Slept with 3 girls, 1 serious relationship, 1 fuck-buddy, and one when I was drunk
-Live with parents, fixing to go to UT Austin or Rice University
-Been driving since I was 12, but legally got my license at 16; grew up using clutch
-Normally spend about 3-5 hours a day behind my computar
-10g of Porn, I stream that shit, otherwise i'd be loaded
-Making over $1000 a month, LEGALLY HUEHUEHUE
-Pretty good looking, charismatic young man
-/fa/, no not hipster.


fuck, i'm such a fuckin faggot = =;;

>>8091483
So glad you're posting with a tripcode.

Also, I propose autoban from thread if you have EVER been in any kind of romantic relationship.

>>8091449
ya, but even things that would give rewards right away... i mean its like, why bother.

>>8091370
ah man don't be hatin. its the only gf I ever had and she was fat

>>8091457
Silly Anon thinking I'm in a kitchen somewhere.

>>8091459
Oh, I have it pretty bad, just in completely different ways than you guys do. Sleeping with three guys is defiantly not the highlight of my life. It's true for the most part, even if you're a fat beached whale, if you're a female, a guy will want to screw you. But that doesn't make you any better than the basement dwellers in here.

In all honesty, I want to find a guy that's pretty much a virgin. I hate man whores, and i can't stand ex drama, or being compared to that-one-girl-who-just-ripped-my-heart-out-qyu-qyu.

>>8091529
That's actually a pretty... rational explanation for your circumstances where you kept the other party in mind as well.

Are you sure you're female and looking for a man virgin? Because if so, there's one right here who'd love to talk to you. See email field for email.

I can't realisticaly competete with the likes of most of /r9k/, so I just want to send Peter my best regards.

>>8091586
That is so creepy.

>>8091664
hey you

your not alone.
>>8083271

>>8091664
Is it sick that you sound like someone I'd like to date?

this thread inspires me i will change!!

-29 years old
-last time i left the house was when the fire alarms went off.
-live in a shitty one room apartment in a working class neighborhood because my mom got so tired of me living with her she bought me this place
-lisp
-no job since '04
-do have license but to poor to get any kind of stable car.
-was told all through school how smart i was. fast forward and im a community college dropout.
-kissless virgin (unless I count the time where i bumped into this girl and our lips touched in 5th garde)
-sitting in a chair naked because i see no motivation to put on clothes that has skid marks, a dark body spot and a feint ass smell.
-havent left the house in at least a month (i have my groceries delivered)
-shitty eyesight probably due to spending 10+hrs on the computer everyday
-too much of a pussy to suicide
-disowned by family and the only person i occasionally talk to is my mom regarding my bills
-average penis
-pasty white
-the highlight of my day is watching dexter's lab or ed edd n eddy reruns while eating mac & cheese because it reminds me of my comfortable childhood.
-gaining weight
-two hour long fap sessions before i go to sleep.
-i've had the same stick of deoderant for almost four years and the same body wash for more than a year
-the only things i can say i have going for me is my height (6'2) and that im slightly attractive which im losing due to weight gain.

>>8091709
godamnit i linked to your first post

>>8091665
You're right, I shouldn't even bother trying to talk to a girl that's interesting at first glance. Who the hell do I think I am, an e-alpha male?

>>8091709
>the highlight of my day is watching dexter's lab or ed edd n eddy reruns while eating mac & cheese because it reminds me of my comfortable childhood

dawwwwwwww

>>8091709
Is it repulsing that I find you attractive and would date you?

And how the fuck do you get the robot to let you post that again. Shit.

-24
-single
-not virign
-divers license plus a decent car
- Own small house
- Self employed
- 5-6 k a month
-a bit overweight
- play lots of video games
- fap daily

>>8091729
sigh your really pathetic dude.

I cant even find the words to describe how fucking stupid people sound when a girl mentions finding that special someone, and a fucking loser on 4chan thinks its him....

fucks sake dude, your really bad

>>8091748
>>8091748
ugly landwhale detected

tits or gtfo to prove otherwise

>>8091766
Why are you even in this thread?

>>8091709
How and why does she pay all your bills dude?

or do you own a shares in an oil company or some off the wall stuff like that

>>8091709
i think we have a winner


bloxoc

>>8091772
Are you
>>8091709
Sheesh, just throwing a compliment out there, not even "white knight" status.

>>8091819
oh, also, this isn't /b/, and I'm not spoony. Sorry.


bythewayblox

>>8091782
definitely not to read white knight faggotry....

I mean for fucks sake, be realistic.

22 years old.
Live with parents, 50k in debt.
No drivers license.
Spend all my time here, or talking to people on AIM I will never meet or spend time with.
Spent three and a half years to get an associates.

-31 yrs old turning 32 in two days
-virgin. farthest i've got was a pitty kiss on the cheek in 9th grade
-GED
-extremely greasy skin
-ginger
-skinnyfat
-if i dont get a job within the next four months, im going to be homeless.
-unemployed for three years
-obsessed with anime and spongebob
-cant remember the last time i properly groomed my body (hair, nails, etc)
-i have zero hobbies or talents
-only time i leave is to go to the market for my supplies or to buy fast food
-have to wear sunglasses when im outside because the sun hurts too much
-family pretends i dont even exist and wont answer my calls
-7 inch penis but i have weak orgasms and it curves to the left.
-my wardrobe consists of four pro club shirts, two pairs of jeans, two sweatpants, 3 pairs of socks (one with holes in them), and 3 pairs of boxers.
-the only shred of motivation i show is getting out of the bed.
-STILL sleep with a bowser doll I've had for almost 14 years. It's starting to get really torn up now and probably will be totally ruined in a year or so.
-a studdering, shy, antisocial mess overall.
-without my computer I would probably cease to exist. it's the only thing that keeps me alive

>>8092136
I take it you cant afford a call girl, then? lol

you should blow all ur cash on hookers before you get kicked out of your house

hookers and booze, and then spend all your homeless life at the library on 4chan lol

>>8092136
damn dude, ive never said this to anyone srsly before but
kill yourself.

hi guys. there is a place for us...

- live in Ukraine
- severe amnesia
- my friends are all dead
- alcoholic
- pseudodog just ran off with my last can of tourist's delight
- owe 4000 RU to bandits

-18 years old highs chool dropout, socially akward
-I live in a a broken down house in the ghettos, im white
-I'm a shut in
-the only peopl ei hang out with are 2-3 years younger -then me and thats only like 2-3 times a month
-No job
-no GED
-spend 13-20 hours a day behind my computer normally
im a pedo,
-never had a gf
-I've made out with 10 girls, fucked 1, fingerbanged another
-no car
-I've only had 1 dollar for the past 2 weeks and im about to spend it today to pay for transportation to see some friends at a bonfire on the beach.

>>8092136
Biggest loser nominated.

>>8082383

35 years old:
-last time I touched a girl I was 14 and that was only first base
-never masterbaited
-I haven't felt any sexual urges in 15 years

>>8092136
toss out your computer to solve problem

im waiting for my dad to come home (my stepmum is out trying to find him too) after the car broke, we have no money to get it fixed, dad could lose his job and we have to find somewhere to live because they're selling the flat we're renting.
i really hope he comes home soon.
i spend about 10-12 hours a day on the internet and 360.
no female friends
no good friends at new college.
never had a job ( i need to go find one now, see the position im currently in)
i justwant someone to talk to irl who doesnt live 70miles away ):

>>8092383
how old are you

secret password

>>8092423
18.
i also just rang my dad.
his phone is off.

Man, you people are fucking losers.

Not me though, I'm a total winner:

-22
-never had a single job in my entire life
-just got a driver's license after failing the test 2 times
-dropped out of college
-never been kissed or had sex
-last time I've had any physical contact with a girl was when I was holding hands with one 8 years ago
-spend 16+ hours/day behind my computer
-no friends (obviously)

so... anyone want to share email addresses?

+21 years old
+makes 80k a year working at my dads company
+has a sexy gf who takes it up the ass and cant stand to be away from me
+tall and attractive
+2010 honda accord
+transfer application to stanford got accepted
+lots of friends and a few really good friends

-average penis
-somewhat bad teeth
-chronic procrastinator
-too much 4chanz for my liking
-weird stretch marks
-job and studying can be stressful
-chronic sweating

18 years.
Nothing with a girl.
Living at home.
Failing sixth form.
No driving.
wank twice a day at least.
No real friends.
Would suicide if not for fam.

>>8092469
where do you live?

i assume with your parents, but how do they feel about it

>>8092494
Hey can your dad get me a job too? Bootstraps etc.

>>8092494
must be nice being fucking fortunate

>>8092502

Yeah, I live with my mom who has been threatening to throw me out for the past few months. But I have so few life skills or common sense that I'd probably just starve on the streets, and I'm not joking about that.

this thread makes me feel fucking amazing.

i can always count on u r9k to boost my self esteem

19
Freshman in college, going to be a Sophomore next year (obviously)
Get good grades (A's/B's)
Computer Science major (lol nurd!!)
In good shape and I exercise every day.
Not a virgin but I don't have a girlfriend.
Have friends but we don't hang as much as we used to.
Living at home right now but staying in a dorm next year.
Play the guitar decently.
No job but I'll probably get one over the summer to save up some money for living in a dorm.
I'm short as hell, barely 5'9/5'8.5 with shoes on.

YOU DONT SPEND 8+ HOURS A DAY ON A COMPUTER BECAUSE YOU ARE A LOSER

YOU ARE A LOSER BECAUSE YOU SPEND 8+ ON A COMPUTER

SPEND YOUR TIME WISELY AND EVERYTHING WILL FALL INTO PLACE

>>8092253
>- severe amnesia

Tell us more, anon!

19 years old
non-virgin
had sex last night (cheating FTW)
$2500 saved up to spend on whatever I want
not in post-secondary education, days consist of either working, partying, or both

everyone else in this thread has it easy, pathetic normalfags

hi peter!!!! it all depends on your definition of loser. there are many a "successful" folk who are in your exact situation homie...it's all about the cards your dealt in life and how you choose to deal with what you've been presented with. common sense should tell you that if you haven't made out with a girl in 5 years, something about you needs to change...if you're shy, have a shot or two before you talk to women. if you're straight up socially awkward, seek out a "scene" ( i hate that fucking word, but whatever) that involves people who relate to how you feel...you're not a loser. nobody is a loser. it's all about how people interpret other people. it's only an opinion ya dig?

hi peter

-18
- had a girlfriend, and currently seeing another girl (am a virgin though)
- apparently good looking
- worked out daily and have done very physical activites since i was 8 years old and therefore have a ripped body
- can talk to large groups of people i've just met and instantly befriend them
- hilarious
- no porn on my computer
- adopted (blah blah blah)
- live with family still
- get awesome grades at college with little to no effort
- not bothered by family issues
- OH YEAH I DON'T LIKE FUCKING BEING TOUCHED BEING OF SOME BITCH ASS PSYCHOLOGY REASONS CAUSE I GOT THE SHIT KICKED INTO ME REPEATIDLY WHEN I WAS YOUNGER BY MY OLDER ADOPTED BROTHER WHO THOUGHT I WAS STEALING HIS FAMILY

you think it sucks not having been touched by a girl? try being touched by hot ones that want to fuck you and being unable to. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>8093763
what? where am i? what happened and how did i get here

>>8093945
chill bro lol

>>8093945
>not bothered by family issues

orly?????

>>8093979
girls coming round this week and she's practically going to rape me while i try and explain why no touchy touchy

>>8093994
brothers and mum are on medication and frequently see a psychatrist. dad tried to kill himself couple days ago and is now seeing a psychatrist.

i guess it could be because i'm adopted but i really don't care.

I can't beat it..

18 years old
- Turn 19 in one week and I'm a senior in high school
- 2.0 GPA because I'm apathetic so long as I graduate.
- Never kissed a girl. Hugged one about four years ago
- 200 gigs of photography
- I spend all my time on art
- don't have my driver's license.
- all of this and I'm an INTP.

Hiki
Fat
Stretch-marks all over body
Ugly
No education
Lazy
virgin

I win.

-made out with 5 girls (last night)

>>8094368
>Stretch-marks all over body

Stretch marks aren't that big of a deal. No one actually gives a shit about them. Chances are if you are naked enough for a girl to see them then the girl is going to care for you enough on some level that she won't be that put off by them, anyway.

19 years old
-fucked three girls
-live on res
-own my own car
-spend about 4 hours at school, 8 hours at gfs
-10gbs of porn

21 years old
-Never kissed or touched a girl in any kind of sexual way
-Live at home
-No driver's license (I do have a permit though)
-I spend nearly all my time on the internet as well
-I have 250 GB of just 2D porn (doujins, hentai etc) and around 45 GB of 3D porn

I masquerade as a normalfag whenever I leave the house though. I drink, go clubbing with friends and pretend to be normal but once I get back in my lair I revert to my true self. Feels bad man.

20 years old
- Have a gf I fuck regularly
- Live in a basement suite in a different city
- do have drivers license
- Normally spend about 3 to 5 hours a day behind my computer.
- 200 gigs of movies and 4chan pictures
-no job, about $1000, in uni

>>8094394
Not true.

They are seriously ugly. They look like massive claw marks and are all over my body which is much worse than if it was just focused in one area.

>>8082455
Woah, this is me sans the fat. And plus "never done anything with a girl ever".
Heja Sverige.

>>8094420
>I have 250 GB of just 2D porn (doujins, hentai etc) and around 45 GB of 3D porn

All porn is 2D.

Unless you're using those Nvidia glasses I guess, lol.

NO ONE CAN TOP THIS, DON'T EVEN TRY
Black
In shape
Sophomore Year of University
GPA is good
Girls won't date me or have sex with me because I'm black
I have worked really hard to have been able to make out with and feel up a couple of girls...but nothing more
My spring break is almost over and it is about to be grinding time with school work...ugh...
Never had a girlfriend ever
5ft9inches tall

>>8094451
rub toothpaste on them.

Also, it is true, because I wouldn't give a fuck if my boyfriend had stertchmarks on him.

who downloads porn?
streaming ftw

>>8094484
You know what I mean though.

22 years old
- Hadh a girl about 3 years ago (Long distance shit) furthest I've ever gotten. (no sex, not even french kiss)
- Never kissed a girl
- Live at home
- No drivers license
- Normally spend about 14 to 16 hours a day behind my computer.
- 0 gigs of porn (streaming derp)

Whoa, I don't belong on this board, all your' fail might rub off on me.

20 years old
- Had a girlfriend of 4 years until 2009, furthest I've ever gotten.
- Rents.
- Drivers license.
- Normally spend about 14 to 16 hours a day behind my computer, usually my work computer.
- 1 meg of porn

Feels normal, man.

20
at home
beginners license
about 8hrs per day on computer (weekend) and about 5hrs on weekdays
15gb of porn
have 2 friends
have *almost* non-existent social life, but when i do go out i roll with some pretty cool people (wealthy, socially dominant, etc.). but only due to my ability to act in a socially dominant way myself. i actually hate most people.

also virgin, never had a gf. had many chances but was too much of a pussy at that time.

>>8094489
holy fuck I feel bad for you

well not really

>>8094489
Yea dude, you're nowhere near the league of people who have never had any kind of non-platonic affection from the opposite sex. You just have slight girl problems.

>and around 45 GB of 3D porn
>All porn is 2D.
They're doing 3D porn now? Where can I get some of that?

samefag of >>8094525
"had a girlfriend" means sex, etc. in this case.

OP I don't choose to beat you with myself, but rather with a friend of mine.

18 years old
-Never kissed a girl; never been in a situation with any sexual tension with a girl. (no girl has ever liked him ever)
-Lives at home
-Has his license and is getting his commercial driving license so he can drive trucks. Spends most of his time working on his own car.
-Spends between 12 and 14 hours a day behind a computer.
-Has over 800 gigs of porn, quickly approaching a terabyte.

>>8094500
Well, "3D porn" could also apply to that awful CGI porn you see sometimes.

23 years old
- Split up with girl 2 years ago
- Still haven't got over it
- Rent
- Drives
- Spends ~12 hours a day in front of a computer
- Am software developer
- About 10GB porn, mostly stream, only fap once a week or so

Hey I feel better about myself :D

20

never had any noticeable contact with a women
not joking never even had a conversation with one for more than 10 seconds (stuff like ordering food)

no drivers license or permit

dont have the computer power to HAVE 200 gigs of porn wouldn't surprise me if i've downloaded that amount though over time

spend every waking hour on computer

no male friends in a while/ never met anyone i've liked not being narcissistic im sure it's "possible"

>>8094575
Holy fuck, 1 TB of porn? Don't you think that is a tad much man. I mean, where would you even find the time to fap to all of that?

Also, hai peter.

>>8094489

Question is. Why don't you date black ladies? Whitey here, and I'd give both my wrists and both my ankles for a black girlfriend. How do you feel about that, Mr. I'm-Too-Good-For-My-Own-Race?

Picture quite quite unrelated.

>>8083195

that bruise on your leg might be AIDS. get yourself checked.

>>8083195
>Calls the Illuminati, "Illuminate".

Yeah you probably are Mexican.

Hai Peter.

20 years old
$6K in debt
No job
No one wants to hire me
Only girl who ever loved me died in a car crash
Spends 12-14 hours on computer

Feels good.

>>8092136
>>8091709
>>8091453
>>8083742
>>8083382
>>8082759

In order to have qualified;

- You really need to be older than 25. Any younger and you've still got time to better yourself, honestly.
Not that there's a deadline, but a 17 year old loser isn't the same as a 30 year old loser.
- Absolutely no female contact. Not even holding hands, apparently.
- Nothing due to a sickness.
- Piss in pots and pans or other stuff of that nature.

Will give out teh prize after careful deliberation.
After all, I am not going anywhere... (see OP).

>>8094925
That makes me baww a bit right there. Broken man.

And the winner is:

>>8092136

Congratulations. You win a hug from a fellow anon.
I sincerely hope your life takes a turn for the better and I wish you well, anon.

The same goes for every other anon who posted in this thread. If I were a normalfag, I'd probably tell you all that it's not too late to change and that we shouldn't give up hope, but I think we already know that. I cannot condemn nor encourage the life we lead. All I can say, despite the things we so solemnly wish for and the misery we feel because of it, is that you'll never be truly alone.

"We may not be your personal army, but we will always be your brothers."

Holy shit guys, I thought I was terrible.

-23
-Pretty good looking, tall, blond, muscular.
-Twisted, dark sense of humour.
-Messed up in my first 2 years of university, suspended for a year, now I'm starting from scratch in a new program at the age of 23, that's probably what bothers me most.
-Not spending as much time studying as I should be, need more disciprine.
-I sell hardwood floors, haha, but I get a fair wage that nets me a decent 42k. The place is a convenient 2 minute walk from my apartment and the boss gives me great flexibility with school.
-Have a DL, drive a 2005 Subaru WRX.
-Have 15k in savings.
-Another 10k worth of high-end firearms which I hold as an investment.
-Taking night school classes in high-school math to get into my desired program at university - mining engineer.
-Virgin, never bothered pursuing a GF although I have had a lot of interest. Most women are terribly petty and I lack any desire to be in a relationship except for the sexual aspect. I do have a strong sex drive which is inhibited with a daily wank.
-My hair is thinning, but I'm told I'd look decent bald so I'm not too worried. Would have been nice if nature had let me keep my wavy blond hair...
-Good family relations, my dad and kid sister moved in with me a few years ago to get her into university and help me with rent.

My only regret is my delay with completing my university degree, otherwise I am content but question the point of existence if I cannot secure a GF/wife and share life with someone. I am not a selfish person however and can function simply to help others, my own welfare is not a primary concern. I find fulfillment in sacrifice and responsibility, my ultimate goal in life is to raise a strong/happy family with good values, hope I can ever find a girl that shares my views.

Any more?

blox

>>8082932

Get bike, wear tight pants, call yourself hipster, get dumb hot chicks