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>Going to the Haunted Mansion

by

Hugo First

>The Number 23

by

Topsy Kretts

amidoinitrite

>>1712048
>seeing what you did thar

by

Lou Minatii

ut7jvuf

I've always fucking hated these things.

>>1712060
Who wrote that one?

>>1712060
>This kid

by

Butt Mad

>Playing leapfrog
with
Ben Dover

>Proper fellatio

by

Kenny Suckett

>>1712100
>Exercising Correctly

by

Ben Danstretch

"Check Your Parachute"

by

Justin Kace

Under the bleachers

By

Seymour buttz

>Sexual Techniques for Homosexual and Transexual Lovers

by

J.K. Rowling

Canoeing
by

Woodrow Butdonthaveapaddle

congrats OP. I award you with "THREAD OF THE YEAR AWARD" for all years.

"Sensual techniques for the Curious Female"

by

Mike Litoris

"Overcoming Porn: Journey of A Recovered Scat Addict"

by

Chad Lipschitz

>How to Give a Blow Job

by

Haywood Jablomie

"Race: Fact or Fiction?"

by

Ben White

>Shit on the Wall

original Chinese text by

Hu Flung Dung

>Men with too Much

by

Dixie Normus

>Rusty Bedsprings

by

I.P. Nightly

>>1712229
>read that in a voice in my head
Will you marry me?

>Russian Encyclopedia of Oral Sex Moves

by

Dick Lickmeoff

>Explosions

by

Dyna Mite

>>1712281
>Stepping on landmines

by

Rex Splode

>Gonorrhea and You

by

Mike Rotchburns

>Female Empowerment Through the Timeless Art of Not Shaving

Harry Seaword

Oh, god, this fucking thread.
I love you guys.

>Neurological Impairment

by

Sir E. Bralpaul C.

Getting Fit: Eating Less and Running More

by

Noam Organes

**BONUS POINTS: EROTIC NOVELS**

>Sex in a Orchard

by

Mike Hawkicider

>>1712260
This one made me lose it.

>Avoiding Rape

by

Lief Mialone

http://dan.hersam.com/lists/books_never_written.html

The motherlode.

I am saving these.

>>1712029
radical yet necessary population control methods
written by a youth in asia

>Music in Special Education: Chinese Edition

by

Ching Chong Po Tao To

>What to stick in Vaginas

by

Mai Penis

i thought all of these were real people of whom i was the only one to never hear of and thus not get the joke

until i got to Butt Mad

Masturbating: The Proper Way

by

William Shakespeare

Losing the Game: Life of A Pickup Artist

by

Adam Malone

>>1712413
You.

thjs is a bloc

>Zombies and you

by

Nough Brayen

>The joys of drinking

by

Al Kollik

>Get rich quick

by

Robin Banks

Easy Ways to Lose Weight on a Budget

by

Shalice Stanmore

Fixdblox

>Poor Genital Hygiene

by

Dick Cheese

My Life As A Statue

by

Clay Stillman

Fuck off

by

Hugh Jacof

>Abbreviated Names

by

Al Fred

The Man and the Tiger

by

Claude Bawls

Let It Go: A Guide to Dealing With Emotional Discomfort

by

Jimmy Russell

Combating American Imperialists

by

Ian sir Gent

The Homosexual and You

by

Dicken Penistutcher

>How To Escape The Police

by

Deysami Rannon

>>1713368
ok, lol'd pretty fucking hard at this one

>>1713747
I'm surprised i was the first to come up with it.

>>1712431
does that cat have cum in its mouth?

>>1712260
That made me laugh so hard I pee'd myself.

>>1713641
Black And Rich: A Comprehensive Look At Police Profiling

by

Deysimi Roland

r9k: A users guide

by

Zach feelwen

/g/: a user's guide

by

Jennifer two

>How to get men easily

by

Jenny Isahor

>The Hunger Games
by
Bo Lee. Mia
Amidoingitright?

>Hey look, More Sparkly Vampires

by

Arya Farken Kiddenmay

>>1714545
Okay that one got me.

>Proper Hygiene and You

by

Bea O'Problem

Bump so the thread doesnt die.

Wheres all the creative robots at?

>My Struggle with Rape

by Ben Dover

>How to Date a Trap

by

Amanda Huggenkiss

>The Oral Tradition

by

Connie Lingus

>How to live with a big ding dong

by

Wan Hung Low

made by my dad
called him and told him about this thread

another one

>Surviving with one leg

by

I Lene

he's one funny man

>Autoerotic Asphyxiation and You

by

Tyron Yorneck

>>1714634
>Proper Hygiene and You Volume 2

by

Murdel Rotencrotch

>>1714721

>Proper Hygiene and You Volume 3

by

Ross Megma

>The Wayward Vagabond's Guide to Remaining Relevant in a Sedentary World

by

Bum Ping

speeding truck to the outhouse by

Willy Makit and Betty Wont

>>1712319

Getting /fit/: A Guide

by

Prof. Otzenskwats

>Who the hell called me?

by

Hussein Myname

>>1715105
>>1715105
>>1715105
oh my bloxing sides

>/v/: A History of Everything but Videogames

by

Trip Friends

This thread is fucking amazing. Good job, /r9k/.

/mu/ - A Guide to Music for the Elite

by

Pat Rishun

>Nickeloden and The Disney Channel: The New Playboy?

by

Peter File

>>1715105

How to be Aesthetic: A Guide

by

Dooyoo Evanlift

>A Different Way of Thinking: The Guide For the Mentally Disabled

by

Ottie Stick

The proper way to bump a thread
by
Don Dyonme

>/r9k/: A Guide for Picking Up Chicks

by

Miss O. Jenny

>Your mother is a filthy whore

by

Your dad

Male Masturbation Techniques

by

Jack Hoffman

>niggas looking at my behind

by

Hugh Jazz

>How to get Underage Children in Your Bedroom and Not Get Caught

by

F. Beaye

with a forward by

Jopar T. Van

>How aging affects the mind

by

C. Niall DeMencha

bonus points if you know the crappy book the name is from

A history of Chinese Pedophilia

by

Fu Kim Yung