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>>1665125

I also want to be a astronot because I like space and stars and solar systems and galaxies and I would shoot aliens with my laser plasmoid rofle

>>1665168
>mandatory
>I'm sorry eh

>that feel when even back then you knew you were never going be a productive well adjusted member of society with a job so just lied and said something generic other kids said

Hey I want to be a fireman too

This post needs text, so here is some text.

>>1665125
>>1665168
Actually, I now want to be a SPACE FIREMAN.

>>1665216
I like your picture, anon.

my bike is red
i go fast on the roads
the sun is smiling but you cant see it

>>1665246
>my bike is red
>i go fast on the roads
Well duh. Everyone knows red is the fast color, why do you think the Flash is red?

>>1665263
nuh-uh, superman is blue and hes faster

I just want to be a snake, man. That's all I want.

>>1665234
See me after class. We might hold you back a year.

>>1665246
You shouldn't be driving down the middle of the road. That is dangerous.

>mfw I am a firefighter
>mfw no original pics

>>1665246
>that feel when you didn't have any goals as a child
>that feel when you have goals as an adult
>that feel when you want to get a triple doctorate
>fuck the police

I wanna be a sientist! They do cool stuff and mess with kemicals!

I wanted to be a cartoonist when I was a kid. It seemed like it would be the greatest job ever...making comics/cartoons.

I remember being really into Garfield also. I still have a bunch of fat cat 3 packs lying around the house. That's probably where the whole "cartoonist dream" came from.

>>1665289

I redrew it jus fur yu mis

When I was a kid I wanted to be a private military contractor, because that was what my really cool uncle did for a living.

>>1665276
NO FLASH IS FASTER
*pushes you*

I want to be an army soldier! They get guns and swords and get to shoot people!
...And that's when the teachers started to worry.

>>1665325
TEACHER! jimmy hit me!
he shouldnt get to pick a toy at playtime!

>>1665341
ANDY STARTED IT TEACHER HE SHOWED KAITLYN HIS PEEPEE AT SCHOOL TODAY
>child logic

POW PSHH!*** SSHPPP DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU (machin gun firing sound)

My daddy say all the terrorists gotta get kill

I want to be a terrorist killer

>>1665364
>>1665341

JIMMY! ANDY!

BOTH OF YOU SIT OUT IN THE CORNER.

I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

COME BACK WHEN YOU'RE READY TO JOIN THE GROUP.

>>1665370
Mrs. Teacher, can I use the potty? I really have to go!

>>1665370
sorry teacher :(

>>1665364
i dont like you jimmy. my dad can beat up your dad.

>>1665370
*goes to corner*
*on the way, breaks up with kaitlyn*
*bitches and whores*
>>1665388
NUH UH

>>1665393
YUH-UH, hes a black belt in karate and works at nintendo
he can get his ninja friends to get your dad.

Look into the eyes of the future. And know to fear.

>>1665411
YEA
WELL
WELL
WELL
YOU'RE A DUMBHEAD
>entire class gasps in unison
>surely the end of days is upon us

>>1665415
Johnathan please do something else with your future I am afraid.

>>1665436
TEACHER! Jimmy hit me again! he should get extra homework and lines!

and make him say im not a dumbhead!

>>1665457
DID NOT
>inb4 shitstorm

>>1665455
No.

Johnathanbloxterist

>>1665467
DID TOO!

>>1665455

HOW ABOUT THIS? KILL THE TERRORIST WITH MY BARE HANDS

POW

SMACK

WHOoOOMP!

STRAIGHT TO THE MOON

>>1665478
>>1665467

Fuck this job. I fucking quit. Why the fuck did I want to hang around these stupid little buggers without any sort of future ahead of them. Teach yourselves the bloody multiplication table.

>>1665478
I KNOW WHAT I AM, BUT WHAT ARE YOU
i mean
wait
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I

>>1665499
HAHA! you said youre a dumbhead! dumbhead dumbhead dumbhead!

>>1665489
Teacher teacher! tell Jimmy his new name is Dumbhead! haha dumbhead.

>>1665480
Johnathan why please no why

Where is Kaitlyn in all this?

>>1665551
She's sucking a nigger's dick in the corner.

I want to be a princess. And then I meet my price and we will be happily after ever.

>>1665551
Kaitlyn has cooties, she is probably playing doctor with Brian in the bathroom. hahaha cooties!

>>1665576
>>1665570
I do not, and Brian was just showing me what sehks was

>>1665576
OOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOO, Aaaandy and Kaaaitlyn sitting in a kree, krssahn geee!

We're supposed to be drawing!
>"but you always tell me you don't like it"
Well draw something I like. There's more than guns, robots, explosions, fires, bombs, and swords.
>draw something
>alerts my parents
>dad thinks its funny
>mom wants to get me evaluated
>teacher wants me to get counseling
>happens every class until fifth grade
>get tired
>never draw anything ever again

>>1665592
eeewww a girl. go away Kaitlyn, i dont want your cooties.

>>1665597
NONONO i dont like katy, shes nasty

>>1665629
yea man, I just broke up with her, bros are so much cooler

I wish my 6 year old self read this.

>>1665642
yeah, want to go play with lego at break?

>>1665644
>dat height gap

>>1665656
only if we get to build the space station
>high five

>>1665480

BOOM

UPGRADES

JUST MADE MY NEW GUN TURRET SHOOT GUNS WHICH SHOOTS GUNS WHICH SHOOTS GUNS WHICH SHOOTS GUNS WHICH SHOOTS GUNS WHICH SHOOTS GUNS WHICH SHOOTS GUNS WHICH SHOOTS BULLETS WHICH HIT TERRORISTS AND KILL THEM

DU-DU-DU-DU-DU--DU--DU--DU--DU--DU--DU--DU--DU--DU--DU--DU--DU--DU--DU--DU--DU--DU--DU--DU--DU--DU--
DU--DU--DU--DU--DU--DU--DU--DU--DU--DU--DU--DU--DU-

>>1665663
1 ft 10 inches to be exact D:

>>1665691
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glf7_iAqUAs

>>1665688
yeah! with lots of orange transparent chainsaws!

Andy out.

I want to marry kat and live happily forever but the teacher says that girls cant marry girls

>>1665574
>Matthew
>wants to be a princess

HAHAHA Matthew is a FAGGOT! HE GOING TO BURN IN HELL TELL YOU WHAT

>>1665574
Let's be princesses together!

>>1665729
TEACHER my pants feel funny

When I grow up, I want to be happy because I am not happy now.

>>1665785

shit just got deep

>>1665694
>be 6'6
>1 ft 10 inch height gap
>4'8
>dat gap
HNNNNNNGGGG

>>1665793
Yea, as deep as those people who post that John Lennon "When i grow up i want to be happy" quotes on facebook

when i grow up i want to have lots of money and use that money to buy more money

king astronot ninja duck policeman dinosaur

i want to be a rock. rocks sleep when they want and dont have to go to school or do homework.

>>1665901

STOP TRYING ARNOLD, NOBODY LIKES YOU

TEACHER'S PET TEACHER'S PET TEACHER'S PET

>>1665933

SHUT UP MARK!

MY DAD WILL BEAT UP YOUR DAD!

>>1665943

NUH UH MY DAD IS 10 FEET TALL AND HE'S A PROFESSIONAL ASSASSIN

When I was a kid, I always wanted to be a spy. No joke.
Was going to draw it with a turtle neck, but I didn't start watching Archer until SECOND grade...

>>1665954

WELL MY DAD IS 20 FEET TALL AND HE'S A ASTRONAUT PIRATE NINJA!

>>1665954
OOOOOOOOH HE SAID ASSAS-US...SIS...IN!

MY MOM TOLD ME THEY KILL PEOPLE!

>>1665968

GUESS WHAT? I WAS JUST LYING. MY DAD IS ACTUALLY 30 FEET TALL AND IS AN FBI ASSASSIN PROFESSIONAL MARTIAL ART NINJA KARATE SAMURAI MASTER PIRATE ASTRONAUT FIREMAN CEO OF NINTENDO

I SHALL ALWAYS PROTECT YOU, FAIR MAIDEN

i wan b the runescape guy cause he is so cool
pic related.

>>1665983
CAN I HAVE A PIKA BLU?!

>>1665983

WELL HAH! I WAS ALSO LYING AND MY DAD IS 50 BILLION FEET TALL AND HE'S A ASTRONAUT PIRATE NINJA KNIGHT FIREMAN SUPER MEGA ROBOT BATMAN AND ALSO HE'S THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSE ALSO DID I TELL YOU ALREADY THAT HE IS BATMAN! AND HE DRIVES THAT BATMOBILE!

inb4 infinity times infinity to the infinite power
plus 1

i want to be a super smart scientist and the first woman president so I can cure cancer and AIDS and make everyone happy AND tell everyone the right way to do things. You all should vote for me when I run for president because there's no such thing as the right thing to do, only the BEST thing to do and I'll be the one to do it! YEAH! plus I could wear a super cool lab coat while I make speeches that I would write MYSELF and not have some stupid poopy-head write that I wouldn't like.

the glasses are there to make me look more scientisty.

HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT LETS MAKE A COOL PEOPLE CLUB LOOSERS AREN'T ALLOWED EVER

When I grow up I just want to be cozy.

>>1666069
But Sami

You're a loser.

>>1665989
HAHAHA GO BACK TO READING YOUR MAYN-GUHS NERD

>>1666092
WELL YOU AREN'T INVITED
cuz your a poop

>>1666104
MAYBE I WILL
YOU AREN'T INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY

>>1665600
>there's more to draw than guns, robots, explosions, fires, bombs, and swords
>2012
i shiggity diggity doo

>>1666107

Sebastien has joined the club.

I-i I WANNA BE CA-CAMMANDA SHEPA A DA N-N-nuhhh...uhhh..NORMANDEEE n SAV DA EARF

>>1666150

Oh my goodness its a reaver look out sheeper.

>>1666145
Let's go on an adventure and find treasure!

I HAD TO DO IT. I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING.

>>1666206
THOSE DAMN NIGGERS
they always have to ruin everything
at least thats what my daddy says

>>1666206

hahahaha guis it say poop

>>1666228
Poop is funny. Lets start a new club, the poop club! The teecher will never know!

>>1666239

no ur club is stoopid no one wants to join

guis, I have better idea, we make POOPY club haha n we can thro poop at da girls!

>>1665125
I wanted to be a Game Designer when I was 3 till I was 18 when I started studying for It, so my dream job came true, and it's as exciting as I thought it would be

>>1666278
Sorry miss I forgot to hand in my picture

When I was a kid, I wanted to be a wizard.

be careful what you wish for

>>1666260
No ur stoopid poopy is for little kids poop is where its at

>>1666292
Oh god. I chuckled a little bit there.

>>1666292

>homeless man with extremely long armpit hair he has decided to dye for the rave.

The poop club is the best guise

I want to be a doctor so I can play with all the cool stuff at the hospital, whenever I like!

>>1666324
Did someone say RavE?

>>1666394
>>1666393
>>1666289
>>1666278
>>1666228
>>1666167
>>1666150

Hello children. Would you like to buy some magic pills? They'll turn everything into a fantasy fairytale!

>>1666410
Oh okay but all I got is my lunch money
will they turn me into a battlemage unicorn?`

I WANT TO BE A BEAR BECAUSE BEARS LIVE IN THE WOODS AND THEY LIVE WITH MR. BEARS AND THEIR BESTFRIENDS ARE A SQUIRRELS AND I REALLY LIKE SQUIRRELS AND IF I WAS A BEAR I WOULD PLAY WITH MY BEST FRIEND SQUIRREL ALL DAY WHILE MR. BEAR WAS AT WORK!

> mfw this is a modern drawing of the result of my actual first grade assignment of the same name....the words are nearly the same as well

I wanna be a firetruck, so all the firemen can ride on me and go really fast. I have hoses and ladders and even a dalmatian.

Is it bad that the drawing skill required for most of these pictures isn't too far from what I'm actually capable of?

i used to get in so much trouble for my art back then.

>>1666746
I never understood why it was so bad to draw scenes of battle.

i refuse to believe some of you could draw this well when you were in first grade.

I want to be the home run champion just like Mark McGuire!

On a relevant note, they're coming out with a B/W 2, and I still haven't completed Black. /upset.

>>1666807
>grade 1
>blaziken
how fucking old are you?
you must be at least 18 to come on this site

>>1666091
give this red eyes and i'll use it as a stoner reaction image.

"So cozy"

I want to be a butler like Alfred. He acts like a gentleman and wear nice clothes all the time. Instead of working he does chores and takes care of his son. Someday I want to take care of someone special to me.

Somewhere along the line I've become a misanthrope. I'll probably spend the rest of my life alone.

>>1666868
;_; That's the sweetest thing I've ever seen. Alfred is fucking awesome and that gentleman butler is still in you, anon.

oh, oh, can I draw what I wanted to be when I was 13 and 14, too? :3

Underage faggot here. Back in Grade 1 (ausfag) they told us to draw what we'd do if we were invisible. 9/11 had recently been all over the news so I said I'd put a bomb on a plane full of terrorists (back then I thought Al Qaeda was a country) and blow it up as revenge.

I forgot to state that the plane was filled with terrorists.
>My dad's face when he gets a call about a parent teacher meeting

Luckily I cleared it all up at the meeting, but that didn't stop the teachers from giving me a few suspicious glances for the rest of the year.

>>1666892
Okay, as someone who hasn't watched an anime in their life, I have to say...

That's fuckin' kawaii.

OVER 10 000HOURS IN MS PAINT

no but seriously as a child it really was my dream and I hold onto it from the age of 4 up until 3 year of secondary school I have no idea what grade that would be in the american educational system

also since I'm french people would often misunderstand and mock me because they thought I said astronaut instead of astronomer since both words are pretty similar

>>1666929
3rd year of secondary school* or however you fucking spell it

frenchiescan'tintoenglishblox

I want to be a weirdo.
>Mostly lurk /r9k/
Well this went over well.

I was gonna be a manga-ka guys

the best one EVER.

>>1666955
oh god please get out

>>1667013
Not enough moe or (alternatively) DARKNESS

>>1667013

YOU CAN STILL BE THE BEST ONE EVER

Do it ;_;

>>1667026
>>person does what the thread asks
>"get out"

Nigga shut the fuck up

>>1667043
You are a bro, thanks.

>>1667043
No, I think it's time you went to bed.

>>1667031
I don't have the patience to write manga ;__;

>>1667065
Do it and make it /r9k/-themed. You'll make mad bank.

It worked for that chick who wrote It's Not My Fault I'm Not Popular

http://www.mangareader.net/its-not-my-fault-that-im-not-popular/1

>>1667065
Could make it a webcomic or something. I'd read it!

Fund it!

>>1667084
>/r9k/ themed manga

I can see it now

>JLH, Christfag, Necrofag, Futureguy and Hitchhiker Bro all on batshit insane adventures, with guest narrations by the tripfags themselves every so often
>punctuated with screenshots and OC from actual threads, in addition to whatever the manga-ka finds most entertaining
>like a twisted slice-of-life shoujo, only a thousand times weirder
>weekly thread contributing ideas and feedback

TAKE IT, TAKE ALL MY MONEY

>>1667084
OH MY GOD IT'S MY FIRST SEMESTER IN UNIVERSITY

well... minus worrying about I'm cute enough or not. but I'd go days without talking to people and everything. .___.

I actually really like this anon, thanks

>>1667062
It's almost 6 PM where I am

Oh I forgot everyone with internet lives in America

I want to be a DRAGON, a blue dragon.

I wold breth fire. I wold fly. I wold have claws. I wold be very big.

>>1667133
It's basically the author's journal as well.

this is like the silliest thing I've ever done

also I completely forgot about things like paneling and word bubbles and nice composition and I'm sorry

>>1667312
>whatthefrackamireadingdotjaypeegee

>>1667312
THAT WAS TERRIBLR

10/10 WOULD FUCK

>>1667333
she can't get decent advice on suicide, poses as "gamer gurl" in need of kinky things and people give her links on ways to kill herself. (people being choked/hanged during sex is a thing, it wouldn't be hard to convince someone who's pretty dumb to try it.)

IT MADE SENSE WHEN I WROTE IT ;___;

>>1667354
What about the starving orphans?

>>1667354
It'd make sense if you set it out correctly. That shit is mad stupid, full retard.

>>1667354
Maybe I'm just derping but the layout is confusing me. Manga, so right to left? But upper left seems like start?
>no comprende muchacha

>>1667354
I highly suggest that you write out a pilot for the /r9k/ manga, and at least have arrows or something to direct the reader to each consecutive panel.

I noticed that the manga-ka that was referenced a little earlier in the thread had /a/ do almost all of the editing and proofreading for her webcomic. Pretty awesome.

>>1667390
oh, oh no, it's read left to right. I wasn't even thinking about that.

SEE GUYS WORST MANGA-KA EVER

Come to think of it, I remember drawing a picture of me sitting in a throne of money and people kneeling for me was in elementary I believe.
Well shit was I a molevolent one.

i want to be a veternariun cus animals

bumping for more crayon drawings

when I grow up I want there to only be white people because everyone else is icky

I want to be an astronaut because science is cool and I want to go to the moon.

I want to be nigger because I get to shoot people and do amphetamin

godron frohman

the crowbar is hard
the suit is hard
the head crab is died
my face is serious

HL wasn't out when I was in grade 1 but whatever

I wanted to work with computers. And i still do, woopiedoo!

Here i am sitting in front of one. Just doing my job. And LOVING IT

I can write but I can't draw. Also a /r9k/ comic would be interesting. Four Characters on a journey.

Then again I also wanted to write a screen play for a b-sci fi movie called "spaghetti"

God damn it too many ideas.

>>1670779
you sound like a very confused person.
try googling zen-budism meditation.
it helped me

Do I? Hmm never really saw myself as a person who's confused but whatever if I am I am.

I want to be a power ranger!

This would be my mega-zord. The kymerah zord.

Green Snake Ranger

Blue Ram Ranger

Yellow Lion Ranger

and I'm the Red Ranger, but I don't have a monster, instead my power is fusion! I can merge powers, not only with my own but with others and I'm the key to creating the megazord. After we defeat monsters, I can merge their power with my own.

i wanted to be a marine biologist because pic related

greentext story time, it's the story i wrote once

>there was a shark
>the shark was sooo cool
>all the other sharks called her cool shark

THE END

I wanted to be a criminal until I was 12.
My mom once left me alone on a street while we were shopping and told me "This is how you become a criminal"
At first I was excited about it, but then I got scared and cried like a bitch.
After that I wanted to be a soldier, a military inventor/scientist, an evil scientist, a dictator and a chemist, only so I can make my own meth.
I still secretly wish I was any of those things. Except soldier, because soldiers follow orders.

>>1665644
I wanna b ur prince QQ

>>1667084
I am very delighted by your kindness, dear fellow anon
(had been muted for 2 minutes because of unoriginal comment ;__;

Remember when all we wanted to do was play power rangers or explore? I miss those days.

>>1671051
Yeah, I remember, but I miss more the lack of friends than the will to be become a powerranger.
Though cos-playing sometome would be fuun.

Mummy, Daddy and I are on this picture

>>1667122
>JLH, Christfag, Necrofag, Futureguy and Hitchhiker Bro all on batshit insane adventures, with guest narrations by the tripfags

Stopped reading there. This can't possibly represent /r9k/, and this is coming from a guy who knows that people aren't inherently bad because they trip.

largely unrelated but when I was in kindergarten or grade 1 I drew a picture of my extended family on my mother's side, then got mad because I couldn't draw well enough and all their faces looked awful, so I scribbled out all their heads.
think I got flagged as a potential serial killer by the school and had my shit monitored for a few years, I remember my parents later laughing about how the school had warned them about my behaviour.

>>1671194
>people aren't inherently bad because they trip.

Sure, OK

When I grow up I want to be the best criminal in the world.

>>1671221

Tripfags outside of /b/, /r9k/ and /soc/ aren't that bad. I've met a few nice tripfags on /fit/ and /v/, and strangely enough the tripfags on /g/ are the only people on the board who will actually help you.

That being said, I haven't been browsing /r9k/ long enough to know any tripfags by name, but taking a handful of tripfags from any board and making a series of comics about them can in no way represent the board as a whole.

I want to be a princess and I want to be with my prince and we would go places on my magic pink unicorn and people would do all the work for us and they love us because we are so special

>>1671386
c-can I be your prince? ;_;

>>1671386
>prince
>nigger

no

>>1671107
I remember when friends didn't care if you were strange or had a bit different of interests. Now I have to pretend to like things that I don't so that I'm not alone.

>>1671742
I don't care if you hace a bit different interests as long at is not satanism or pedophilia or mudering innocent :-)
btw. Good night everyone. :-)

I want to be maried to Missus Teacher because I wouldn't have to do any homework and I'd get As

I wanna be FIREMAN

>>1674408
How's that extra chromosome working out for you, pal?

i made >>1665246 last night. im surprised nobody caught onto the pics name and content. you are all too slow
but this thread is still up. so its all good.

>>1676314

yes, yes, you are the only one who is in on the joke. run along.

>>1676314
When I looked back just a second ago, I smirked.