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Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:16:58 No.1652482

OH SHIT SON!
STOP WHINING FOR A SECOND!
IT'S TIME FOR MAGICAL PILLS THAT TURN INTO SEA CREATURES!!!!!!

pick a color and I'll drop it into the water, then you can all share in the motherfucking AMAZEMENT

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:18:01 No.1652497 Blue one on the bottom row.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:18:02 No.1652498 >>1652482 GREEN GREEN GREEN

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:18:48 No.1652506 >>1652498 Also rolling for green

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:22:44 No.1652549 blue on bottom

>>	GROW! 03/05/12(Mon)19:23:41 No.1652555 File: 1330993421.jpg-(144 KB, 1280x960, Photo104.jpg) OK, green it is!

>>	GROW! 03/05/12(Mon)19:24:25 No.1652566 File: 1330993465.jpg-(95 KB, 1280x960, Photo105.jpg) into the warm water it goes!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:24:31 No.1652568 THROW THEM ALL IN THE FUCKING WATER IMMEDIATELY

Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:24:34 No.1652571

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>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:24:48 No.1652575 >>1652555 WHOOO FUCK YEA

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:24:53 No.1652577 >>1652555 Oh gosh oh gosh I'm shaking in excitment. >>1652566 PUT THEM ALL IN DO IT JUST YES

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:25:13 No.1652578 >>1652555 >EAT IT! >PULL SEA ANIMALS OUT YOUR ASS

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:27:10 No.1652590 Most excited ive been in a /r9k/ thread in days.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:27:16 No.1652594 this is a fucking amazing thread op. watch this people. this is r9k was fucking MADE FOR ! CONTENT ! thank you so much op,

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:27:44 No.1652599 >>1652578 Please do this, OP. I have no idea if it would work, but I'm thoroughly curious.

>>	GROW! 03/05/12(Mon)19:28:13 No.1652606 File: 1330993693.jpg-(21 KB, 294x206, 1165123627370.jpg) patience friends! the creature grows as we post!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:29:53 No.1652620 >>1652578 This anal animal blox

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:30:17 No.1652625 FUCKING HELL THIS IS AMAZING GROW, FUCKER, GROW!!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:32:08 No.1652654 >>1652606 You have blessed us with your wisdom of Patience. Thank you OP, but we shall eagerly and patiently await.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:33:12 No.1652668 you should eat one.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:33:16 No.1652670 1.put them all at once. 2.watch them grow. 3.make them fight to death. 4.???????? 5.Profit!

>>	GROW! 03/05/12(Mon)19:33:29 No.1652673 File: 1330994009.jpg-(83 KB, 1280x960, Photo106.jpg) WHAT MANNER OF UNGODLY HORROR HAVE I BROUGHT? WHAT HAVE I DONE??!!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:35:00 No.1652690 >>1652673 We cannot kill it with fire, for it is made of water and foam!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:35:10 No.1652693 You know what must be done OP. It is your duty to swallow all those magic sea pills at once.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:35:57 No.1652704 >>1652673 wait, what the hell is that supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:36:12 No.1652707 >>1652673 What type of sea creature is that? Chewed up bit of bubblegum?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:37:59 No.1652722 >>1652482 It's a seahorse, duh!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:38:10 No.1652726 >>1652673 This is the biggest let down of the new /r9k/ I think we should bomb the company that made these.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:39:20 No.1652737 >>1652578 >>1652668 This has lead to google "can you eat a growing animal capsule" Results are inconclusive

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:39:54 No.1652742 >>1652673 kinda looks like a sideways vagina. can't believe I have to block that.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:39:56 No.1652743 >Jerk off in cup, drop "pill" inside. >Cum on pill until you're dry. >Post results. >? >Profit.

>>	GROW! 03/05/12(Mon)19:40:38 No.1652747 File: 1330994438.jpg-(107 KB, 1280x960, Photo107.jpg) IT IS TAKING SHAPE MY FRIENDS THE NEXT POST SHALL BE ITS FINAL FORM

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:43:21 No.1652783 >>1652747 F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:44:21 No.1652790 >>1652737 >http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_eating_sponge_hurt It won't kill you, and it can't be digested. >fuck yeah >animal sponge poop

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:45:06 No.1652798 >>1652783 >pressing f5 >2012

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:46:39 No.1652813 Do red next or i'll cum in your sister's vag while she blows me

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:48:14 No.1652826 >>1652813 That is some powerful sperm you got there, son. Powerful sperm indeed.

>>	GROW! 03/05/12(Mon)19:48:48 No.1652832 File: 1330994928.jpg-(126 KB, 1280x960, Photo108.jpg) A KRAKEN HAS EMERGED FROM THIS SHALLOW ABYSS ITS VORACIOUS APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION SHALL BE THE END OF US ALL OH THE HUMANITY!!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:49:48 No.1652838 >>1652832 FEAR HIS MINUSCULE FORM

>>	Doom!!! 03/05/12(Mon)19:51:08 No.1652853 >>1652832 Dear God, what have you created? You've doomed us all!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:51:54 No.1652862 File: 1330995114.jpg-(7 KB, 236x176, hair gel.jpg) >>1652832 holymotherofgodbloxeses

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:52:30 No.1652867 >>1652832 How big is it, can we have a size context picture?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:52:59 No.1652872 Can someone please cap this thread or submit it for archiving?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:53:10 No.1652876 Now do the blue one on the bottom row and have the result fight the kraken for supremacy.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:53:38 No.1652882 >>1652872 I agree with this, though we should wait longer.

>>	GROW! 03/05/12(Mon)19:53:44 No.1652885 File: 1330995224.gif-(61 KB, 300x300, 1235372259028.gif) WHO HERE OF SOUND MIND AND STOUT HEART DARES TO SUGGEST ANOTHER COLOR?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:54:21 No.1652892 >>1652885 Um, I like yellow ;_; please..

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:55:00 No.1652894 OP, hydrate ALL the magic pills!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:56:19 No.1652913 >>1652885 Blue Fuck you robot, how dare you slow the release of the next Eldritch Capsule Creature

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:56:47 No.1652916 >>1652885 BLUEE BLUEBLUEBLUE OH GOD I'M SO EXCITED I CAN"T EVEN TYPE THE CAPTCHA

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:57:41 No.1652928 >>1652885 BLUE WE MUST CREATE A CREATURE STRONG ENOUGH TO DEFEAT THE KRAKEN

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:57:57 No.1652931 stuff a blue pill up the squids pooper, and watch as it is devoured from the inside by a mighty spongy parasite

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:58:19 No.1652937 >>1652832 FUCKING OHMYGOD. also, red on top.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:58:31 No.1652942 File: 1330995511.png-(502 KB, 1024x512, squid.png) >>1652867 Not OP but here is a rough estimation

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:58:50 No.1652948 Holy shit, I used to do this when I would go to my grandmother's house. BLUEBLUEBLUEBLUEBLUEBLUEBLUE

>>	GROW! 03/05/12(Mon)19:59:16 No.1652954 File: 1330995556.jpg-(101 KB, 1280x960, Photo109.jpg) >>1652892 BLUE IT IS THEN!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:00:16 No.1652965 File: 1330995616.jpg-(10 KB, 240x182, 1256523423443.jpg) >>1652954 OH FUCK HERE WE GO GET READY

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:01:15 No.1652980 >>1652954 T-that's not yellow ;_;

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:01:36 No.1652985 >>1652954 THE MIGHTY CREATOR GRANTED OUR WISH FOR A BLUE MONSTER HAIL THE CREATOR!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:02:16 No.1652995 >>1652980 its okay brobot hes saving the best for last.

>>	Ad 08/05/11(Fri)03:00 No.19151774 File1312527603.jpg-(17 KB, 300x300, thisisanad.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:02:41 No.1653000 >>1652954 HOLY SHIT I CAN'T WAIT!!!! I AM FREAKING OUT!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:03:21 No.1653008 inb4 shark

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:03:46 No.1653012 Put the blue AND THE RED in AT THE SAME TIME. Travel into and OUT OF THE RABBIT HOLE. SIMULTANEOUSLY.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:04:04 No.1653016 WHO WILL CHALLENGE THE MIGHTY KRAKEN? WHO? WHO?

Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:04:11 No.1653017

Oh god, this fucking thread, man. This is what /r9k/ needs more of. Not a bunch of useless faggots circlejerking on and on about how they're utterly useless. No, it needs this. Come, gentlemen, let us rejoice at the birth of these aquatic monstrosities.

[spoilers]Seriously, op, swallow one. Fucking do it.[/spoilers]

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:04:39 No.1653023 WHALE calling it

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:04:43 No.1653024 I'm listening to some newfound Dupstep while browsing this thread. The anticipation is actually killing me.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:05:13 No.1653034 >>1653012 Fuck man. Are you insane? I know OP is already toying with dangerous forces but this goes too far.

>>	GROW! 03/05/12(Mon)20:05:53 No.1653042 I.... I DARE NOT GAZE UPON ITS BIRTH... I FEAR MY MIND WOULD SHATTER

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:06:56 No.1653059 File: 1330996016.gif-(1.6 MB, 201x145, 1328825305324.gif) >>1653000 robot ate my picture god damn fucking shit cunt nigger faggot assshit pisshole nipples FFFFUCCCKING TAKE IT TO THE HOLE,TAKE ,TAKE IT TO THE HOLE YET[/spoilers]

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:06:56 No.1653061 This type of shit goes against the teachings of christ.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:07:32 No.1653069 File: 1330996052.jpg-(5 KB, 200x160, woah.jpg) >>1653012 I think I can feel my brain leaking out of my ears. fuckyoubotgochokeonabagofdicksblox

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:07:36 No.1653071 >>1653012 Shit son that would be like walking into the hurt locker

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:08:01 No.1653074 >>1653061 Where we're going even Christ can't save you.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:08:03 No.1653075 >>1653042 OP here is what you need to do. Put one pill in, wait for it to grow halfway. Then stuff another pill inside it. Wait for them both to finish growing, get horrible mutant shark-squid.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:08:16 No.1653080 >>1653042 You must! For the planet OP, who knows what tiny havoc the Kracken could causing right now!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:08:24 No.1653084 >>1653061 >codex astartes ftfy

>>	GROW! 03/05/12(Mon)20:09:45 No.1653102 File: 1330996185.jpg-(94 KB, 1280x960, Photo110.jpg) I DARED TO GAVE UPON ITS MISSHAPEN FORM FOR BUT AN INSTANT, AND LOST SIGHT IN ONE OF MY EYES I FEAR MY CHILDREN WILL BEAR THIS CURSE FOR GENERATIONS

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:10:31 No.1653113 >>1653102 IT BEGINTH

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:11:11 No.1653121 >>1653102 NIGGER WHAT HAST THOU WROUGHT

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:11:41 No.1653129 File: 1330996301.jpg-(50 KB, 325x278, 1330657940455.jpg) >>1653102 why are you doing this this shouldn't be happening

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:11:45 No.1653133 File: 1330996305.png-(6 KB, 300x300, angry marine somehow manages t(...).png) >>1653084 Did someone call for the Space Marines?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:12:13 No.1653137 >>1653102 >OH HOT TAMALES this is going to go down faster than WTC.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:12:32 No.1653140 File: 1330996352.png-(1.35 MB, 1680x1000, squid2.png) Oh fuck guys it's happening Only the blue pill can save us now

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:13:24 No.1653148 File: 1330996404.png-(9 KB, 300x300, huh.png) >>1653102 ...What the Emperor am I looking at?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:14:03 No.1653154 >>1653102 I bet its going to be an elephant, I wager seven internets.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:14:09 No.1653155 >>1653102 You still have a chance to kill it dont fucking do this op

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:14:36 No.1653159 it's a whale

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:15:35 No.1653171 >>1653155 It's our only chance! Salvation or Sped up death! Killing it will only delay the inevitable!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:15:56 No.1653173 >>1653102 DEAR GOD WHAT DO WE DO OP.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:16:23 No.1653176 >>1653159 FUCK YOUR REPUGNANT CUNT! ITS GOING TO BE A FUCKING ELEPHANT YOU BITCH BILE!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:17:36 No.1653190 >>1653133 >>1653148 Not even the Emperor's finest can save us now. Just kill us and grant us a merciful death.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:17:39 No.1653193 >>1653102 ALL IS LOST. This is somehow not original.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:18:27 No.1653199 >>1653176 I'M WITH >>1653159 IT'S A FUCKING WHALE.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:18:33 No.1653201 >>1653176 >>1653159 >>1653154 The first cultists. The corrupting influence is already affecting us.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:19:14 No.1653209 File: 1330996754.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 9 KB, 536x241, elephant.jpg) >>1653176 only time will tell

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:19:57 No.1653219 WHALEPHANT HOW IS HTIS NOT ORIGINAL

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:20:12 No.1653224 File: 1330996812.jpg-(37 KB, 640x352, 3 limeys laughing at cars.jpg) >>1653159 >blue >whale

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:21:04 No.1653235 File: 1330996864.jpg-(217 KB, 640x427, 93939430.jpg) WAIT, IT'S NOT A WHALE OR AN ELEPHANT. IT'S A WHALEPHANT.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:21:23 No.1653239 ITS OBVIOUSLY GOING TO BE A CRAB SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:21:27 No.1653241 THIS DIDN'T HAVE TO HAPPEN

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:21:33 No.1653243 File: 1330996893.png-(49 KB, 195x192, blam.png) >>1653190 That much we can do.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:22:04 No.1653249 We are so fucked. More than you can imagine.

>>	GROW! 03/05/12(Mon)20:22:07 No.1653252 File: 1330996927.jpg-(104 KB, 1280x960, Photo111.jpg) MOTHER OF GOD... ONLY MOOT COULD SAVE US FROM THE IMPENDING ARMAGEDDON!!

Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:22:59 No.1653260

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>>1653235
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUU I AM NOT COMPROMISING FOR YOUR FUCKING HALF-BREED FREAKISH SHIT, ITS GOING TO BE A PURE FUCKING ELEPHANT AND THAT'S FUCKING FINAL, NOT SOME FILTHY MONSTER OF SCIENCE YOU SHIT SLURPING MISSED ABORTION CUNT MUCUS!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:23:06 No.1653263 >>1653252 lobsters are red foggat

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:23:09 No.1653266 File: 1330996989.jpg-(44 KB, 458x347, ohmanohgod.jpg) >>1653252 oh man oh god oh man oh god

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:23:23 No.1653271 >>1653252 >BLUE LOBSTER We are truly through the looking glass here, may God have mercy.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:23:28 No.1653272 >>1653239 OOOH FUCK I WAS CLOSER THEN THE REST OF YOU ASSHOLES THOUGH >>1653252

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:23:34 No.1653274 >>1653252 OH SHIT. LOBSTER SURPRISE SLAM!

Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:23:42 No.1653276

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>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:23:48 No.1653279 File: 1330997028.gif-(12 KB, 360x359, OH FUCK IT'S COMING RIGHT AT U(...).gif) >>1653252 IT'S THE END OF DAYS

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:23:54 No.1653282 File: 1330997034.jpg-(18 KB, 500x500, Porky Pig.jpg) >>1653252 You expect a lobster to beat a squid?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:24:06 No.1653284 >>1653263 Blue lobsters exist and are blue without being cooked. Lobsters that are red are actually black with flecks of red while alive.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:24:09 No.1653288 >>1653252 I FUCKING TOLD YOU! LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL ELEPHANT.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:24:29 No.1653290 >>1653263 >he thinks lobsters at sea are red

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:24:54 No.1653294 File: 1330997094.jpg-(4 KB, 127x107, Ruby Rhod swallows the 5th Ele(...).jpg) >>1653252 Sweet Babies, who would have predicted that? Glory to the Blue Lobster.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:25:02 No.1653296 Now yellow!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:25:04 No.1653297 File: 1330997104.jpg-(26 KB, 362x306, nib-magnet.jpg) >>1653252 YOU MUST DEFEAT THE LOBSTER

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:25:14 No.1653299 CUM IN THE WATER OP, DO IT, CROSS BREED THE MIGHTY CREATURES WITH YOUR SEMEN. IF YOU DARE. ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY KRAKEN

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:25:35 No.1653301 You oughtta put 'em all in at once. Maddo-scientisto.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:25:46 No.1653305 BLESSED BE THE CREATOR, FOR HE HATH BESTOWED UPON US THIS MIGHTY CREATURE. LET US WATCH AS IT DOES BATTLE WITH THE KRAKEN. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE On a side note, do the corner yellow next.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:26:12 No.1653308 DO RED/ORANGE! ITS A SHARK!!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:26:19 No.1653309 >>1653252 THIS IS NO LOBSTER YOU FOOL! THAT IS A CANCER! OP, FOR ALL OF US, CLOSE THE PANDORAS BOX YOU HAVE OPENED. YOU ALREADY LET THE INCARNATION OF CANCER LOOSE, NEXT IT MIGHT BE AIDS OR REALLY REALLY SEVERE DIABETES

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:26:21 No.1653311 OP must complete the triumvirate. Toss in the yellow one

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:26:23 No.1653312 a true marvel of modern engineering and technology we should all be proud of ourselves as a species, look at this amazing thing we have created

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:26:35 No.1653314 OP THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO PUT AN END TO THIS MADNESS! COMBINE THE REST OF THE MAGIC PILLS WITH EACHOTHER, YOUR SPERM AND A CHUNK OF PINEAPPLE! IT'S OUR LAST HOPE!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:26:35 No.1653315 >>1653252 NO, THAT'S A FLUKE, IT'S REALLY A WHALEPHANT IN DISGUISE. >>1653260 Would you like to cry with me in a corner like two beta-fags?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:26:50 No.1653319 File: 1330997210.png-(350 KB, 624x352, scream-of-the-banshee_eyes.png) >>1653252 It was not meant to be. It was not meant to be. It was not meant to be. It was not meant to be.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:27:02 No.1653320 >>1653299 NAY, BIRTH THE NEXT ABOMINATION ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR EJACULATE

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:27:05 No.1653321 >>1653301 THIS! The only thing left to do is put them all in a small mug and see who comes out the victor. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:28:23 No.1653335 ORANGE SHARK!!!!!!!!1

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:28:32 No.1653339 Just imagine a herd of sweaty, smelly neckbears yelling and flipping their shit while watching these abominations grow. It's beautiful and sad.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:28:38 No.1653341 >>1653311 Double Dubs confirmed, do it NOW.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:28:38 No.1653342 >>1653288 His mind is gone. He cannot accept the reality of the situation and he has started hallucinating.

>>	GROW! 03/05/12(Mon)20:29:14 No.1653352 File: 1330997354.jpg-(138 KB, 1280x960, Photo112.jpg) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE EARTH SHALL END TODAY

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:29:32 No.1653356 >>1653321 Certainly.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:30:13 No.1653364 >>1653339 >neckbears Also, fuck off. Not all of us want to piss and moan about women and our e-penises.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:30:17 No.1653365 >>1653352 IF THE LOBSTER FAILS ALL IS LOST

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:30:30 No.1653367 >>1653342 I ACCEPT REALITY ALL THE TIME YOU BITCH, I ACCEPT THE REALITY OF YOUR MOM BEING A WHORE YOU ELEPHANT HATING BAGEL FUCKER! ITS A FUCKING ELEPHANT.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:30:35 No.1653370 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! MY EYES CANNOT HANDLE SUCH IMMENSE CLASHES

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:30:56 No.1653371 >>1653352 SQUID PRO QUO!!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:31:02 No.1653373 File: 1330997462.png-(1.38 MB, 1024x678, 5726336994_9f37b1b6a6_b.png) THESE ARE THE END TIMES

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:31:10 No.1653376 >>1653352 Women and Children and /r9k/ must be saved first!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:31:29 No.1653377 >>1653352 THIS ISN'T HAPPENING OP. TELL ME THIS HAPPENING. DEAR GOD.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:31:44 No.1653380 >>1653364 >mfw you're a bitter cunt and I just thought the imagery was funny ----> ura twat

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:31:55 No.1653383 >>1653373 This thread is gold, man. Pure. Gold.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:31:55 No.1653384 Quick! Throw the yellow capsule in the water!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:32:05 No.1653387 >>1653373 Are they working together? Draining our rivers and burning our sky?!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:32:15 No.1653390 >>1653376 Fuck the women and children, I need to save my hentai collection.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:32:26 No.1653392 >>1653352 Call in the military quick catch them while they are off guard.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:32:35 No.1653393 Don't these normally take days to grow? Tell us your secrets, OP.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:33:45 No.1653409 >>1653373 no.... NOOO ANYTHING BUT WHAT I ASSUME MIGHT BE LONDON!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:33:48 No.1653410 >>1653393 These are no ordinary pills. These pills are forged in the Lovecraftian heart of Azathoth himself.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:34:38 No.1653418 OP quick use the yellow pill! ITs heart is pure surely it will protect its creator!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:34:40 No.1653419 Op, eat one. It will feed on your intestines, growing larger and far fiercer than the others, slaying them. god protect us all

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:35:23 No.1653428 >this thread has received 3 of 4 requests needed to trigger archival. http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

>>	GROW! 03/05/12(Mon)20:36:09 No.1653439 My friends... I do not know if this message will even reach you I am at a loss for what to do next... please, you must chose the fate of our world... a choice... RED OR YELLOW?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:36:15 No.1653442 >>1653393 Checked the exif data, these pics are legit and taken today.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:36:16 No.1653443 >>1653428 THESE MEMORIES MUST BE FORGOTTEN

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:36:35 No.1653446 >>1653439 YELLOW WE MUST STOP THE EVIL YOU HAVE WROUGHT

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:36:47 No.1653447 >>1653439 ONLY RED CAN SAVE US NOW

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:36:53 No.1653449 >>1653439 red RED

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:37:08 No.1653451 >>1653439 RED RED RED RED

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:37:14 No.1653453 >>1653439 BOTH YOU FAGGASS

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:37:14 No.1653454 >>1653439 UHHHH UHHHHHH PURPLE!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:37:29 No.1653459 File: 1330997849.jpg-(124 KB, 448x448, 1778241_197913_acf6620757_l.jpg) These are truly the last days. These are truly the last days. These are truly the last days. These are truly the last days.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:37:47 No.1653463 Birth the yellow within thy's sperm. Eat the red one. Then shit it back in the cup. Complete the unholy ritual. These are the things Lovecraft was trying to warn us about.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:38:10 No.1653469 >>1653439 RED AND YELLOW MUST WORK TOGETHER TO SAVE THE WORLD

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:38:28 No.1653472 >>1653439 COMBINE THEM. IT IS THE ONLY CHANCE.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:39:33 No.1653488 >>1653439 ONLY THE COMBINED POWER OF RED AND YELLOW CAN STOP THIS NOW. BEGIN YOUR TRAVELING TO THE HIGH MOUNTAINS AND BATHE THEM IN THE SPRINGS OF HASELDORF SO THAT YOU MAY COMPLETE THE HASELDORFIAN PROPHECY. GO! GOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:40:15 No.1653494 Both. Only the unholy spawn of two beasts can defeat these beasts.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:42:43 No.1653512 >>1653393 >2012 >never done this before it only takes a few minutes, if not less.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:43:07 No.1653515 File: 1330998187.png-(656 KB, 720x480, PDVD_021.png) HURRY OP THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME

>>	GROW! 03/05/12(Mon)20:43:59 No.1653522 File: 1330998239.jpg-(112 KB, 1280x960, Photo113.jpg) HISTORY WILL FOREVER CURSE MY NAME FOR WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED HERE YOU ARE ALL WITNESSES TO THIS FOLLOW, AND YOU WILL SEE THIS THROUGH TO YOUR GRAVES

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:44:34 No.1653525 >>1653515 MY GOD! THEY'RE DESTROYING THAT TOWN FROM CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE BATTLEFIELD BLACK OPS MEDAL OF HONOR 4: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE NOSCOPES?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:44:56 No.1653528 >>1653522 WHEN DID OP THE WISE ABANDON REASON FOR MADNESS????

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:45:09 No.1653529 >>1653522 god save the children, for we cannot go it alone.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:45:24 No.1653531 >>1653522 IS IT JUST ME OR DOES THE GROUND SEEM TO BE SHAKING BELOW OUR FEET

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:45:28 No.1653533 >>1653522 THE DUBS ARE A SIGN FROM THE HEAVENS. IT IS THE ONLY WAY

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:45:51 No.1653537 >>1653522 YOUR FOOLISH ABANDON SHALL UNLEASH HAVOC

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:45:55 No.1653539 File: 1330998355.gif-(1.93 MB, 185x171, steve jobs is amused.gif) >>1653522 Yes. YES! IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:46:00 No.1653540 >>1653522 PEOPLE WILL LOOK BACK TO THIS DAY, THIS DAY OF CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW ITS DEMISE. WE HAVE DONE IT. OP. OP. NOW YOU AM BECOME DEATH. THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:46:43 No.1653548 >1653522 IT IS DONE OP. NOW WE WAIT, IF THE HASELDORFIAN PROPHECY IS CORRECT. THEY SHOULD GROW TOGETHER AND FIGHT THE BLUE LOBSTER AND GREEN KRAKEN. IF NOT. Werefucked.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:47:06 No.1653551 File: 1330998426.png-(502 KB, 636x693, 1330657907625.png) >>1653522 It's over. Tell my waifu...I always loved her.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:48:06 No.1653563 >>1653551 you don't get it, do you....? after this... there will be no more waifus

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:48:46 No.1653571 A thousand thousand mothers will curse your name OP.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:48:51 No.1653573 >>1653548 I fucked up my post and greentexted. D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:49:22 No.1653577 Somebody archive this thread..This way any future beings may know not to repeat our mistakes..

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:51:31 No.1653602 File: 1330998691.jpg-(9 KB, 385x185, can't hold these tears.jpg) >>1653577 Son. There is no future.

>>	najeban 03/05/12(Mon)20:53:10 No.1653615 File: 1330998790.png-(3 KB, 1212x24, 2012.png) >>1653577 it's already archived

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:53:35 No.1653619 when we meet everyone in heaven, what will we tell them? can we tell them that we were there? there to witness the utter destruction of reality? or must we bear this cross alone? never to ease the burden, shared with someone else?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:54:29 No.1653627 And that's how Jurassic park was made

>>	GROW! 03/05/12(Mon)20:54:31 No.1653628 File: 1330998871.jpg-(95 KB, 1280x960, Photo114.jpg) ALL WILL END SOON NAUGHT BUT SILENCE SHALL REMAIN

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:55:28 No.1653642 >>1653628 PUSH THEM TOGETHER OP!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:55:45 No.1653644 >>1653628 THE DEMONS ARE TAKING FORM CRY YOUR LAST TEARS, MEN, SOON THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT TO CRY FOR

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:56:12 No.1653652 >>1653628 THEY'RE FLYING WAFFLE'S AREN'T THEY, TELL US THE TRUTH OP, WE KNOW YOU'RE HIDING THEIR TRUE FORM. FLYING FUCKING WAFFLES, WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:56:30 No.1653655 >>1653642 THIS. DO IT. YOU MUST COMBINE THEIR POWER IF WE ARE TO MAKE IT.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:57:04 No.1653660 >>1653628 BREED THEM OP. ONE ALONE CANNOT DO IT.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:57:03 No.1653661 >>1653615 For the few more hours that reality persist anyway. >>1653619 You think heaven will survive this event? You are so naive. Nothing more to do but share a drink and a song and accept our fate. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnL3e7FAMF8

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:57:17 No.1653664 BOTH AT ONCE! BOTH AT ONCE!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:57:18 No.1653665 i have assraped over 47 niggers and i still cant figure out whats going on in this thread

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:57:20 No.1653666 >>1653628 THEIR CONTAINMENT FROTHS AND BUBBLES AS THEY FORGE THEIR CORPOREAL VESSELS FROM PURE HATRED. HARK, THE DISTANT CRYING OF CHILDREN ON THE WIND AS OUR JUDGEMENT DRAWS NEAR

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:58:01 No.1653674 >>1653661 >You think heaven will survive this event? You are so naive. i know all hope will soon be destroyed.... but i implore you, anon, do not destroy it so soon!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:58:22 No.1653679 OH GOD, WILL OUR SAVIOUR ARRIVE TO SAVE US?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:01:52 No.1653705 Journal entry 27B The winds bring forth an eerie chill. I stand before the two mighty beasts as they ravage all before me. God save our souls. My time here is not. Good bye.

Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:02:06 No.1653709

Dear Lord please forgive them, they know not what they do, it is not men who have created these monstrosities, but a single man. You know the one of which I speak: the one they call OP, the one whose power matches Thine own. Please God, in the name of all that is good, spare these poor peoples' souls.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:03:12 No.1653722 Where are you OP? Where you at?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:03:45 No.1653727 >>1653722 Erased from time and space.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:04:32 No.1653730 >>1653722 HEADING TO HADES AND BACK TO STOP THE APOCALYPSE. FORGIVE THIS ANON LORD, FOR HE NO NOT WHAT HE HAS ASKED.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:04:36 No.1653733 >>1653727 It was the safest way.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:05:37 No.1653746 maybe the red monster will be a cool dude maybe he can even help me find a gf

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:06:16 No.1653755 brothers, is it safe? Is he gone?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:07:18 No.1653764 >>1653755 NO THE DESTRUCTION HATH ONLY BEGUN WE AWAIT THE FINAL FORM CREATOR, SEND US YOUR CHILDREN

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:08:35 No.1653781 I'm kind of scared right now. This is too much to process!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:08:44 No.1653784 >>1653746 that is beyond help

>>	noko Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:10:05 No.1653796 DONT LEAVE US HERE TO DIE OP

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:10:29 No.1653800 >>1653746 yes that seems likely. >THE GREEN OCTOPUS OF HIGH-OCTANE DESTRUCTION >THE BLUE LOBSTER, LOBBYIST OF DOOM >THE YELLOW JELLYFISH, WHO TURNS REALITY TO JELLY >THE RED MONSTER, KIND OF COOL DUDE WHO HELPS ANON FIND GF

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:11:00 No.1653803 red one is a whale. but it'll morph into a shark if you cum in it.

>>	GROW! 03/05/12(Mon)21:11:21 No.1653808 File: 1330999881.jpg-(100 KB, 1280x960, Photo115.jpg) this is all I can do this is... my last post...

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:11:51 No.1653813 >>1653808 RED WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE HOLY GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL

>>	no_u !!nWmhs22CvlL 03/05/12(Mon)21:11:55 No.1653815 posting for reference pingasblocking

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:12:06 No.1653820 >>1653808 red whale actually looks like a good guy

Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:12:25 No.1653825

WHAT DEPRAVED AND UNHOLY WRETCH WOULD ALLOW SUCH AN ACT TO TRANSPIRE.
YOU ARE TRULY OF PERVERSE AND DERANGED LINEAGE TO PRECIPITATE THIS CORRUPT RITUAL.
HENCEFORTH YOUR NAME SHALL BE SPAT ONLY IN THE DARKEST CORNERS OF THE EARTH AS, SHATTERED AND DEFEATED, WE AWAIT OUR DARK FATE

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:12:29 No.1653826 >>1653813 THE WHALE HAS COME TO SAVE US IT ISN'T TOO LATE, BROTHERS

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:12:35 No.1653827 ARCHIVE THIS SHIT NOW THIS TOPIC IS LEGENDARY

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:12:40 No.1653831 >>1653803 >red one is a whale >>1653808 >red one IS a whale The prophet has arrived! Prophet, speak to us. Is there any way for us to be saved?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:12:45 No.1653833 File: 1330999965.gif-(491 KB, 500x282, 1330730285079.gif) >>1653808 please make it stop it hurts to breathe

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:12:51 No.1653834 >>1653808 SEAHORSE DAD! NO!

>>	Sam !SoSam14H1A 03/05/12(Mon)21:13:27 No.1653841 I've always wondered what happened if you swallowed one and drank a lot of water. Kinda like soda and poprocks.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:13:59 No.1653851 >>1653808 THE RED WHALE WILL END DESTRUCTION. THE RED WHALE WILL END CREATION. THE RED WHALE WILL END ALL, THAT IS NOT RED WHALE.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:14:38 No.1653860 >>1653841 With the soda and poprocks thing you need diet soda, it's the asparthame that makes it fizz up. Also it would take a copious amounts of poprocks and soda for it to actually be lethal.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:15:13 No.1653865 >>1653860 >a copious amounts Sometimes I wonder how I even manage to speak English

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:15:51 No.1653875 File: 1331000151.jpg-(39 KB, 550x381, outsmart-scientists..jpg) >>1653803 r u a wizred?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:16:15 No.1653881 OP YOU MUST CREATE AN ARMY TO DEFEND US. GIVE BIRTH TO THE REST WAITING IN PILLS. SAVE US

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:16:37 No.1653886 >>1653851 NONSENSE. THE RED WHALE AND THE YELLOW SEAHORSE WILL TAKE DOWN THE BLUE LOBSTER AND THE GREEN KRAKEN. THEIR COMBINED FORCE WILL DEFEAT THEM.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:17:32 No.1653900 >>1653841 >>1653841 OP SHOULD SWALLOW ONE THEN DRINK HEAPS OF SODA AND POP ROCKS, AND GIVE BIRTH TO THE GREAT BROWN OLD ONE.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:17:52 No.1653901 The Whale shall annihilate te Kraken, his Jaws shall crush him and drag him back to the deep. The seahorse dad shall lecture blue lobster about what he's done. This will force him to feel bad, and he'll just walk back his damn self.

>>	xTeganxSarax 03/05/12(Mon)21:18:02 No.1653903 Tonight we say our prayers. Amen brothers. Till the final hour.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:19:09 No.1653909 File: 1331000349.png-(68 KB, 500x1000, award.png) OP, don't forget your award. You earned it.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:20:57 No.1653923 >>1653909 remember that since r9k 2.0 there's only been like 2 of those awarded before. and i guess op will be the last to receive one ;_;

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:21:20 No.1653925 SEE THE TURTLE OF ENORMOUS GIRTH UPON HIS SHELL HE HOLDS THE EARTH

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:21:55 No.1653930 And thus the end has begun. OP What have you done?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:23:47 No.1653951 Whale and Seahorse < Squid and Lobster. We have lost gentlemen.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:24:15 No.1653956 File: 1331000655.jpg-(1.68 MB, 2560x1573, the end times.jpg) BEHOLD THE END TIMES THIS IS IT, BROTHERS

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:25:43 No.1653974 The only archive-worthy thread I've seen on /r9k/ in the past few months.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:26:10 No.1653979 >>1653925 >>1653925 >>1653925 >>1653925 This. batlionbearhorserateaglewolfelephantdogfishtutlerabbit

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:26:30 No.1653983 >>1653956 and, there's my new wallpaper

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:26:39 No.1653989 The skyline was beautiful on fire All twisted metal stretching upwards Everything washed in a thin orange haze I said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful - These are truly the last days"

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:26:40 No.1653990 postan in epic thread epicblox godtier god op I WILL MISS YOU ALL /r9k/ AT LEAST WE WENT OUT WITH A BANG

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:26:46 No.1653992 >>1653956 Please make it stop... My tears are no longer of clear fluid... My tears are of the darkest shade of blood...

>>	najeban 03/05/12(Mon)21:27:22 No.1653998 >>1653956 that seahorse looks like a penis

Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:27:45 No.1654004
File: 1331000865.png-(439 KB, 749x388, lutn.png)

I've got this burning like my veins are filled with nothing but gasoline.
And with a spark it's gonna be the biggest fire they've ever seen.
Cut me down or let me run, either way it's all gonna burn.
The only way that they'll ever learn.

Lightitupblox

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:27:50 No.1654006 THUNDER RAIN AND LIGHTNING DANGER WATER RISING

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:32:37 No.1654060 >>1653998 Fuck it, I'm not very good with photoshop.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:32:56 No.1654065 Silently we wait. Blinded by the occurrence before us. We wait. We wait for our Judgement.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:33:00 No.1654066 Posting for posterity.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:34:37 No.1654086 File: 1331001277.png-(334 KB, 596x440, 34y9no1.png) THEY'VE REACHED CALIFORNIA, THEY'RE HEADING TOWARDS THE-

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:35:18 No.1654093 >>1654066 >posterity >time itself only has a few hours at best Good one anon.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:35:24 No.1654096 File: 1331001324.jpg-(684 KB, 1680x1050, Image00100.jpg) It's already begun.... captcha-birth ivcyal

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:37:04 No.1654116 File: 1331001424.jpg-(10 KB, 200x200, 225989_2074354177131_119322644(...).jpg) >>1654004 mfw i'm listening to light up the night while i read this post

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:38:21 No.1654135 >>1654116 I am pretty sure that a good percentage of /r9k/ is always listening to Light Up the Night at any given moment.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:39:29 No.1654145 Posting in glorious thread

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:44:49 No.1654219 We mustn't let this end brothers! We must learn our fate or be trapped in a horrible cycle of life and death!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:53:07 No.1654314 File: 1331002387.png-(157 KB, 360x231, 1327555221903.png) THE ANSWER'S BEEN UNDER OUR NOSE THE ENTIRE TIME!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:54:26 No.1654334 >>1654314 But...There is no crab... What could this mean?!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:56:19 No.1654355 File: 1331002579.jpg-(57 KB, 640x480, Photo on 2012-03-05 at 21.54.jpg) >mfw I was reading this thread in the tub and just looked at the wall behind me

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:57:08 No.1654365 QUICK OP! FLUSH THEM ALL DOWN THE MAGIC TOILET!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:58:03 No.1654373 >>1654355 ...They're multiplying...

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:59:44 No.1654384 >>1654355 Holy shit, it's Alex Delarge!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:01:54 No.1654397 ...What happened? Are there any survivors from the battle? Was it won? Or are we all dead and not eve know it?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:03:40 No.1654408 >>1654355 you're cute, you don't belong here

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:04:41 No.1654420 >>1654397 Reporting from the bunker underneath the Casey's General Store. I don't know what happened to the others....the earth shook for the longest time.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:05:11 No.1654427 >>1654397 All that remains are our whispers on the wire. Forever damned.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:05:19 No.1654430 >>1654397 There are survivors. The red whale and the yellow seahorse fought off the green kraken and the blue lobster. Don't listen to what the others tell you. This madness has drawn to a close. However, many large cities have met destruction.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:10:13 No.1654479 >>1654430 don'tlistentohimhe'soneofthem

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:13:43 No.1654519 >>1652894 fuck off back to reddit

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:14:46 No.1654531 Our Civilization must rebuild. It shall be great, and it will be modeled on this appocolypse. We shall arise from the earth, and bring forth a new era. Th future looks bright brethren... Let us rejoice. ...And so /r9k/ was born. What a twist!

Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:20:27 No.1654602

This is Commander Johnson reporting from the ruins of Madison, Wisconsin:

These past few weeks have been nothing but misery and death. The green kraken's tentacle leveled my city with a single swipe, and Chicago is all but ash. Our people are few in number, and haven't heard anything from the outside world for days. Food is running out, and the rubble grows unstable with every earthquake from the red whale's thrashing in the southeast. We know Minneapolis is gone, but we have no other choice but to try to make it as far north as possible. I've heard that Saskatoon might have survived, but who knows if or how long it might hold out, if it even survived at all. We move out tomorrow. Pray we find peace.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:21:39 No.1654612 Someone update the archieve or something. >Captcha: Widowed isopha

Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:27:23 No.1654681

>>1654602
This is Gordon Krantz, Postmaster of the Restored United States of America. A shame to hear Minneapolis is gone. Prepare to move west. It's your only chance. We have a modest amount of supplies and arms, and I'm sure you can provide some assistance.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:28:56 No.1654700 Guys... OP has five more pills. He controls the earth with that power. That or the sea animals killed him and have the pills. Either way we're fucked forever.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:30:19 No.1654716 The end is near. I hear a noise at the door, as if some immense slippery body lumbering against it. It shall not find me. God, that hand! The window! The window!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:33:36 No.1654751 >>1654700 Requesting OP to toss them all in water immediately.

Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:34:52 No.1654763

Robert Cabrera Reporting from Miami
Class: Citizen
We've suffered relatively minor damage here. However citiesike Miami beach have been reportedly totaled and wasted by the numerous tremors.
We have enough to support our now tiny community for a week or two, however, fresh water is likely to run out then. We'd like some warm water before you presumably outlaw it... I'll never look at my pool heater the same way again.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:36:16 No.1654779 File: 1331004976.jpg-(16 KB, 215x235, images.jpg) >>1654681 hello krantz fancy pants me and my nuclear mutated boys here want those supplies you got, hand them over or prepare for the wrath of seven hundred muscles groups beating down on your ass.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:37:40 No.1654789 >>1654763 Citizen from Marion County reporting in; I think we're safer due to being more landlocked than you, but I fear they may soon reach here. Will keep you updated.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:37:52 No.1654791 >>1654779 We meet again, Giganiggas. How about you and your boys go lift some weights? We don't want your kind around here.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:39:48 No.1654817 You're all sick.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:42:34 No.1654844 File: 1331005354.jpg-(17 KB, 215x235, images.jpg) Whats this ? it appears giganiga has been takin by the squid like beast, the blasphemy must've rolled quads ..

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:43:31 No.1654861 File: 1331005411.jpg-(42 KB, 604x371, 1.jpg) >>1654779 Get em boys!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:46:32 No.1654893 >>1652482 Archive this thread this is amazing

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:53:21 No.1654957 File: 1331006001.jpg-(8 KB, 245x251, 1292362010131.jpg) What on earth is this

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:56:31 No.1654992 Behold the power of the pills! also poasting in epic bread

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:57:07 No.1654995 File: 1331006227.jpg-(24 KB, 259x194, images-1.jpg) LETS UNDERSEA KOMBAT BEGIN !!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:03:04 No.1655048 OP, everyone wants more content. Look at them actually creating their own OC in the hopes you'll return. Please OP :(

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:05:01 No.1655071 >>1654995 >whale >clearly a shark The prolonged contact with the ruinous powers has atrophied his mind

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:06:05 No.1655084 File: 1331006765.jpg-(16 KB, 259x194, images-3.jpg) THE FIGHTING MUST CARRY ON !!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:07:12 No.1655103 File: 1331006832.gif-(85 KB, 350x315, 474960035_crying_girl_2072_ans(...).gif) >>1655048 mfw he thinks OP is still alive

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:15:49 No.1655186 File: 1331007349.jpg-(14 KB, 257x196, images.jpg) so it has come to this, the 2 last contenders in the war of a million souls. The Blue lobster VS. THE REEEEED WHAAAAALE

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:21:15 No.1655249 File: 1331007675.jpg-(7 KB, 238x212, images-3..jpg) maybe i'm the only one posting because no one else is left alive ..

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:22:21 No.1655264 >>1655249 Dude. What if this whole apocalypse is just the higher beings performing a system sweep?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:46:43 No.1655506 >>1654602 BUT WHAT OF ROCHESTER?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)09:13:15 No.1658601 This is what /r9k/ needs more of.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)09:21:04 No.1658635 SAWLLOW A PILL POST RESULTS

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)09:26:11 No.1658654 this is a pretty fucking faggy thread faggybblocksdkkd

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)19:54:39 No.1663426 tyrffdg

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