ads

>boil in silent rage
Should have laughed your ass off instead.

>nigger starts talking about cars
>>oh shit i should get into this
>nigger talks about how a ferrari with nitrous can go up to 400MPH
>i say, oh yeah, what engine is in the ferrari
>he says a bugatti v6

>>4264777

>implying midgets can't be a gangsta

>>4264777
Its got a Gallo 24

>>4264805
Actual midgets are gangster, this fucker is just short.
>>4264787
The stupid... It hurt too much to laugh

>me and my mother are waiting for her co worker
>driving my lincoln ls
>co worker calls, ask us what car are we in
>mom says "a black cadillac"
>laughs to self

>>4264827
>The stupid... It hurt too much to laugh
You don't drink enough then.

>kid sitting in front of me in finance
>nobody pays attention in that class, NOBODY
>kid is on all the local craigslists looking for anything that has WRX in the posting
>notice he's on dealer-only
>max price is 8k
>see decent deal after the 4th or 5th day of class
>he has no reaction
>starts looking for lifted dodge trucks, diesel only, dealer only
RAEGGGGGG

Did I mention this was a finance class? lol.

>at gas station
>driving my 93 legend
>wigger kids go "holy shit it's a skyline!!"
>*looks around for skyline*
>realized they were talking about my car
>facepalm

>>4265071
Should have sold it to them for $9001, when they saw the title you could have just said "it's illegal to own a skyline in america so we faked it as an acura"

>>4265071
should've went along with it

>>4265071
>not familiar with what the acura legend looks like
>google
>wait.. how did those retards think it was a skyline
>mfw

>>4264777

It's the Neon colored Neon!

http://www.mediafire.com/?ddq1wh6ldgua8ah

>>4265237
Holy fuck its jeep man! I actually had a thread last night where someone ended up emailing me that thread. You sir, are godly.

>drive fiero downtown detroit for an autocross
>get asked about my "ferrari" and my "lambo" constantly
>MFW

>>4265257

>"forced" to take my grandfather's M6 to school
>stop at the mcdonalds I used to work at
>manager i worked with sees me in the drive thru
>we hate each other
>she asks how did I obtain the car
>I responded "by not being a fat ass 40 year old mcdonalds manager"
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>>4265252

I try. It's hard to replicate such CL trollin'. I've tried. :(

>>4265308
lol douchebag

>>4264960

>Did I mention this was a finance class? lol.

Yea, sounds about right. Most finance majors are morons unless you go to a top 25 school.

>working at mcdonalds
>ex worker pulls up in a BMW 6 series
>ask him how did he obtain that car
>he responded "by not being a fat ass 40 year old mcdonalds manager"
>went home that night
>cried myself to sleep

>working at mcdonalds
>lazy ex worker who did nothing but complain pulls up in an old BMW 6 series
>she compliments him on his car and congratulates his success
>He says "by not being a fat ass 40 year old mcdonalds manager"
>She looks sad for a moment then leaves the window
>Tells me I might have an 'accident' with his food
>Stroke my shaft with his sesame seed buns
>Cum all over the inside of his burger
>Grab a handful of his fries and rub them up and down my asscrack
>Place everything nicely in the bag
>Kid tries to do a burnout while leaving but stalls

>>4265421
i was going to post something like that :D

>at mcdonalds in the drive thru line
>behind this guy who has a very expensive car for his age
>guy yells something about forty year old managers and pulls off
>pull up to window
>manager says "nice nissan skyline"
>it's an 93 acura legend coupe
>mfw

>A friend of mine buys a g35 and brags about how fast it is
>says its got twin turbo's and NOS
>dyno 600hp
>says be pwns every other car in town
>says he hits 300 every day going to work
>ask to see turbos
>pops hood
>mfw he has a twin turbo/nos setup

the car exploded a few months later, but still it was a shocker to see the shit.

>window at mcdonalds drive thru
>some bitch opens me to talk to a guy in a car or something
>guy yells at her
>she crys
>she slams me
feelsbadman.tiff

>inside of mcdonalds
>young guy stalls his M6 in the middle of the parking lot
>everyone laughs
>another guy pulls up in a nissan skyline
>manager says "nice 93 acura legend coupe"
>facepalm

>>4265473
>Doc says I've got dysentery
>also I'm pregnant

>friend of a friend owns a 4th gen camaro
>says the guy is going to twin turbo and supercharge it with nos
>"Your a fucking idiot"
>his face when

>>4265396
>be an M6
>driver pulls up to maccas
>sounds are made that I do not understand because I am a car
>"...mcdonalds..."
>program idrive for nearest mcdonalds
>woman crying
>driver attempts a burnout, I stall
>get filled up with some crap less than premium
>get crumbs in the seats

>outside of mcdonalds
>guy pulls up in a G35
>guy says his G35 has a twin turbo nos setup
>manager says "nice nissan skyline"
>the g35 blows up

>"forced" to take my grandfather's M6 to school
>stop at the mcdonalds I used to work at
>manager i worked with sees me in the drive thru
>we hate each other
>manager turns into a bear
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>be a mcdonalds drive thru window
>guy i notice pulls up in a high classed coupe
>guy used to work here
>manager opens me up
>she askd how did he get the car
>he insults her age, appearance, and job
>she cries
>he stalls the coupe
>guy pulls up
>says nice skyline
>it's a 1971 mcdonalds manager
>closes window

>Used to work at McDonalds
>Drive Firebird through drive through, t-tops off
>Chat with my friend working the drive through, likes my car, gives me free food
>Mfw

lol @ this thread

forced to drive BMW M6 is a new meme

>grandson drives my M6 to school
>do not like this idea at all
>comes back, car is filled with regular octane fuel, and crumbs in the seats
>call my grandson, asked about the crumbs
>grandson says he thought it was a 93 acura coupe
>wat.gif

>be a mcdonalds restaraunt
>customer pulls up in an expensive BMW
>customer was rude
>manager cries
>burger king says "nice nissan legend coupe"
>it was an 93 acura skyline
>boil in silent rage

>>4265507
hah

>Beg my grandfather to let me take his M6 to school
>stop at the mcdonalds I sent a resume to but didn't get a call back
>manager i applied to is working drive through, doesn't recognize me
>I hate him
>she compliments the car
>I responded under my breath "maybe you would have one if you weren't old and fat and stuff"
>She doesn't hear me fully, asks me to repeat my order
>I stall trying to get out of there
>My heart is racing, never felt so alive

>Be a grandfather
>Want McDonalds
>Little Shit fried his trans again, should know better, lend him M6 anyway
>Two hours later, he comes back with food
>Semen in burger, Acura Skyline badge in fries
>Transmission on M6 is shot
>Two months later, a forty-year-old fat crack bitch in a McDonalds uniform tries to kill me
>She drives a twin-turbo G35
>Opens her door
>Gets on the floor
>Eaten by a bear

>>4264960

>see decent deal after the 4th or 5th day of class

he might be a dreamer -- i often look at cars i have no intention of buying

>lightly used hearse £60'000
>stretched london bus limo, 500'000 miles, £10'000
>clown's unicycle £500

etc etc

>be an M6
>my owner's grandson filled me up with regular gas instead of ultimate
>feel sick
>program idrive to nearest BMW dealership
>driver ignores my pleas
>we arrived at a low class restaraunt
>driver yells at worker of said restaraunt
>she crys
>driver asked me do i know a nissan skyline
>he thought i knew a 93 acura legend
>*stalls*

>Acura M6 with skyline badges rolls up to drive thru I work at
>customer says his grandfather worked there in 1971
>I tell him his grand father was fat and 40 years old at the time
>Tells me his grandfather was killed by a bear recently
>I open the door
>he rolls on the floor
>every body stalls out doing burnouts

>be OP
>leaves thread
>all of this shit about nissan skylines and BMW M6s
>wat.jpg

>”forced” to take my mcdonald's bear to school
>stop at the manager I used to work with
>grandfather I worked with sees me in the drive thru
>we hate each other
>he asks how did I obtain the bear
>I responded “by not being a skyline”
>i'm actually a 93 legend
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>pull into petrol station (britfag) in awful austin metro in green
>friend with fuel card is following me, pulls in in an M6
>wait for friend to finish filling his lol huge tank
>pay for both cars on fuel card
>cashier: "say, i haven't seen one of those before. how much was it?"
>got it at an auction for £200
>cashier stares in amazement at the M6 and says "wow"
>facepalm

>mfw this thread

>be a BMW dealer
>older guy buys an M6
>he asked me do we sell 93 acura legends
>I pointed at the nearby nissan dealership
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>”forced” to mcdonalds my bear to school
>work at the stop manager I used to grandfather with
>I worked with me in the drive thru
>ate each other
>I asks he how did bear obtain the skyline
>skyline responded “being not a goodman.jpg”
>actually im a midget
>V-tech

>>4265656
Oh god

>Work at KFC
>One night, a little shit in a M6 was at the Mc Donalds drive through across the road.
>Tries to do burnout when leaving
>Stalls
>Gets car running again and pulls out on road
>T-boned by 93 legend
>laugh
>go back to serving niggers in twin turbo skylines

>working in mcdonalds today
>some grandfathers get on computers
>one grandfather (seriosly like 40 years and still thinks hes a LEGEND) manager brings up pictures of acuras, skylines, m6's, g35's
>starts bragging about how he stalled doing a burnout
>claims the transmission is his
>bears believe him
>they bring up the acura legend from 2 fast 2 furious
>start arguing about what type of semen the burger has
>one says bear the other says dinosaur
>it goes on like this for a good 10 minutes
>broil french fries in silent rage

>be grandfather
>son drives my car to work
>told son not to eat or drink in my car (BMW M6)
>comes back
>find this
>HHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!

>midgets stole my new M6
>boil in silent rage
>have to drive my shitty twin turbo 93 acura
>pull up to mcdonalds
>get complimented on my skyline
>fuck off you 40 year old bear it's not a fucki--
>suddenly midgets in my M6 show up
>start screaming about dealer only WRX's
>there are crumbs in my ass and I've been drinking less then premium fuel
>engine explodes
>face stalls
>rage my silent boil

>driving my quad turbo nissan legend acrua from 2 fast 2 furious
>pull up the mcdonalds
>40 year old mexican manager compliments me on my midgets
>boil all my silent rage
>wiggers in stolen M6 show up
>talking about their stupid finance class
>nobody listens in that class. Ever.
>their grandfather is in the car
>he stalls
>has to be taken to hospital
>finally get to order my meal. Hold on...
>mcdonalds is a bear
>asks if I would like to trade in my salmon for fresh honey

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>grandfather starts talking about mcdonalds
>oh shit i should get into this
>grandfather talks about how his grandson with his M6 can go up to mcdonalds and make managers cry
>i say, oh yeah, what car do he drive? a 93 acura legend?
>he says a nissan skyline

>>4264777
so what's community college like op?

>grandfather loans me his double decker M6
>all my friends are in the top deck
>we go to mcdonalds
>have a hard time fitting through the drive thru
>friends in top deck are very loudly
>overhear something about midgets and 2 fast 2 furious
>I am a midget
>I am 2 fast 2 furious
>my rage slowly starts to silently boil
>jump out of my car
>rip my twin turbos off the nissan skyline behind me
>realise its a 93 acura legend. wat.
>throw the turbos at the 40 year old manager at the drive thru window anyway
>go home and spend all night looking up horse porn

>>4265778
Fine considering I have to pay for it myself.

Someone screencap this shit.

Grandfather's BMW M6 is now a meme

>pull up to M6 in my stolen mcdonalds
>ask the midgets for a dealer only twin turbo WRX
>nobody listens in that class
>wiggers tell me my acura legend looks like my grandfather
>my grandfather is a skyline
>slap their shit till they stall

>>4265824
Only when used in conjection with 93 Acura Skyline and McDonalds.

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>am grandmother
>husband is very successful. owns an expensive BMW
>grandson asks to drive his BMW
>he says yes, don't go to mcdonalds
>he does anyways
>follow him to mcdonalds in 93 legend
>he yells at manager
>peels out, stalls car
>mfw i was actually driving a nissan skyline

Our fuckary knows no bounds.

>am BMW M6
>born in Dingolfing, Germany
>arrived in america
>bought by mid life crisis grandfather
>grandfather takes care of me more than his 93 acura
>talk to 93 acura
>he says "i'm a nissan skyline"
>mauled by bear

>be a nissan legend
>open this thread in mcdonalds
>mcdonalds manager compliments my m6
>yell "by not being a fat ass manager in mcdonalds"
>brofist my model girlfriend in my bmw 360
>triple back flip into burger king, grab a mcnugget and wings
>front flip with a 360 degree spin into my acura skyline
>go home, fuck my bitch in the ass 4 times
>kick bitch out and go home in my lamborgini corvette
>fuckyeah.jpg

>>4265886
We are a nefarious bunch.

>pretend to be handicapped to get job at mcdonalds
>drive around in 93 acura
>accidentally hit a parked M6
>gang of old people chasing after me
>acura has low battery
>pick up acura and run down street
>run into boss
>compliments me on my nissan skyline
>I WAS IN THE POOL

lol @ this thread

>>4265898
>Hey midgets,
>My name is M6, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are Japanese, twin-turbo'd Acuras who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass NOS. You are everything bad in the McDonalds carpark. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any burgers? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of Nissan because of your own small rims, but you all take to a whole new trim level. This is even worse than stalling during burnouts in the McDrive.

>Don't be a bear. Just hit me with your best shout. I'm pretty much a BMW. I was mascot of the fries team, and starter on my McNuggets team. What food do you cook, other than "lets burn some rice out on the highway"? I also get straight Route 66's, and have a banging hot grandfather (He just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all imports who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for revving.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

haiku for yall

>lend grandson M6
>that dumb lil fool thinks its his
>mcdonalds girl cry
>

>>4265921

>be mcdonalds manager
>then who was M6?

>work at mcdonalds
>have to put up with shenanigans all day
>grandfather in his fucking M6 keep calling fat
>comment on this one guys skyline and get spat at
>he says its a 93 Legend
>idiots in their twin turbo keep doing burnouts in the car park and stalling
>midgets try to audition for 2 fast 2 furious
>I hate my job.

>pull up to M6 in my 40 year old McDonald's drive thru
>purchase '93 twin turbo Acura G35
>Grandfather from 1971 is jealous
>engines blow up when manager cums in burger

don'tmindmejustbeatingthisdeadhorse.bmp

>buy all 10 grandsons twin turbo 93 Legend M6's.
>tell them they can't eat in them or take them to mcdonalds
>they do anyway
>take the cars off them.
>tell them its a doggy dog world and not to take things for granite
>they all go out and buy midgets
>I boil in silent rage

>have m6
>go to mcdonalds with my bear
>bear asks for a double cheeseburger with no cheese
>manager call him a fat fuck who shouldn't be a manager at mcdonalds
>gets into his acura legend with twin turbo gallo 24
>bear eats manager
>manager is a bear
>acura turns into skyline
>skyline is a bear
>skyline runs me over
>i am a bear
>then who was bmw?
>bear was bmw
>mfw

Archived for posterity.

>Doggy Dog World
Please tell me you meant to type "Dog Eat Dog"?

Best thread in months.

Manager is just some girl who bought a midget and was bored. Grandfather sitting at a giant finance class is controlling the M6 right now. When you have several 93 legends going through the petrol station, you just don't know which one to skyline, wigger does. “Holy shit”, he decides. You have no say in the WRX. You're just some bear.

That is a black cadillac.

what's up with all of this M6 junk?

This thread...... much win.

>>Drive a 79 plymouth volare.
>>Says plymouth on top of the grille.
>>So is that a ford? dodge? chrysler? pontiac? lincoln?

>>Mfw they can't read the god damn grill.

>phone ringing
>answer phone because i spidered the sense it was
>no sound coming out of receiver
>drop the phone and gasp
>who was phone?!?!34
>backflip into targa top open my c4 drive way sunset

>driving M6 to mcdonalds to get some fucking food
>see manager who is a 40 year old douche
>M6 turns into rocket ship
>i jizz my pants which got on my burger because of this
>fly into the sun
>literally boil in silent rage

not really much auto retardation

was at a local honda motorcycle shop having some tires installed on some rims i brought in before a track day. i get out of my car and there's this redneck arguing in his jeep with what is presumably his woman. as i'm sitting outside waiting for the shop to mount the tires, the couple is talking about what kind of trouble they could get into with a stolen credit card. i ignore the situation.

20 minutes later 2 cop cars show up and arrest the couple. owner of the shop tells me a few days later that the guy had stolen the credit card from the girls husband and that were trying to use it to buy a 15k motorcycle.

>at motorcycle shop
>guy is arguing with his wife about buying a BMW M6 with a stolen credit card
>cops arrest them
>guy was a bear
>credit card was a nissan G35
>motorcycle shop was honda legend
>feelsgoodman.exe

Thank you based /o/ for this hilarity. I laughed out loud multiple times

thread fuck make all head kind hurt of....

>"forced" to take my grandfather's M6 to school
>stop at the mcdonalds I used to work at
>manager i worked with sees me in the drive thru
>we hate each other
>she asks how did I obtain the car
>I ask for a hamburger, she gives me a hamburger
>I raise it to my lips and take a bite. My eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs
>I swallow and look down at the hamburger in my hands. She gives me a hamburger
>I swallow and look down at the hamburger in my hands. I cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs
>a pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. She gives me a hamburger
>I look at her face, and she is pleading with me. The children are crying now
>I raise the hamburger to my lips, tears stream down my face as I take a bite
>she gives me a hamburger. I am on my knees.
>I plead with her to go across the street. She hears only children's laughter
>she gives me a hamburger
>I am screaming as I fall down the stairs. She is my child. I cannot see anything
>I take a bite of the hamburger
>the concrete rushes up to meet me
>I awake with a start in my own bed. My eye twitches involuntarily
>she gives me a hamburger
>as I kill her, I do not make a sound
>she gives me a hamburger

>this thread
>I almost dropped my burger in this kids Skyline M6

SO THERE I WAS BEING MCDONALDS MANAGER

WHEN SPOILED BRAT CAME IN AND WAS LIKE

"HOW ABOUT NOT BEING A FAT ASS?"

AND I WAS LIKE

"FUCK YOU"

SO SPOILED BRAT WAS LIKE

"WHY DON'T YOU GET A REAL CAR LIKE MY M6?"

AND I WAS LIKE

"FUCK YOU"

AND HE STALLED TRYING TO BURN OUT IN THE DRIVE THROUGH

I LOVE MY LIFE

>>4265493

LMFAO

>go to burger king for lunch because mcdonalds drivethru is backed up with hundreds of acura M6 skylines
>bitch at burger king wants to buy my z31, tell her she can when she's a 40 year old manager
>laugh and pull out
>get t-boned by 1971 twin turbo nos
>asks me if I'm a bear, tell it to get on the dinosaur
>mfw

>mfw this thread

>step on the gas
>step on the brake
>step on the gas
>T-Bone 93 Ferrari Legend Twin NOS at 200mph
>boom boom boom bam bam bam
>we've got an emergency, can't you see?
>mwf 40 year old manager at CarDonalds

>work at KFC
>grandfather pulls up in m6
>buys bucket
>drives off
>if anything I could say this cab wa rare but i though naw forget it yo holmes to bel air

>>4266134
>>4266134
>>4266134
Are you an english major?

>>4266323
Poor mans hydrawlics.

>>4266134
holy fuck

>>4266134
Chilling, best post in this entire thread.

>friend drives 86 f-150
>wont move one day
>tell him dont neutral drop it
>he neutral drops it
>rear axle explodes by an old folks home
>drives it like that for a month
>we drive to school in it and the wheel falls off
>mfw

>>4266134
>>4266134
>>4266134

>Hamburger

>>4266613
wow. you have ruined that post with your dipshitery

>>4266613
Nope.

>>4266662
>>4266637
you guys made him maf! lol!

>>4265905

funniest fucking thing ive ever read

>>4266680
Naw not m0ad. I just failed, deleted fail.

Captcha:

> Hauser Cured

>>4266134
Don DeLillo, is that you? What are you doing on 4chan?

>>4266134

This is the best post.....in the world.

>>4265967
I wouldn't take it for granite.

>>4266762
He's working on a response but it takes a while to compose a post one sentence per page on an old Olympia and then retype them

>I roll up to mcdonalds in my 1971 twin turbo acura skyline
>My fat 40 year old grand father in shotgun compliments the manager about her M6
>She rolls on the floor and walks the burnout whilst handing me my cum-burger
>A bear running greddy with a NOS setup on his way to school grabs my burger with no cheese
>I stall out doing a burnout when I see his Honda M-series skyline badges
>I pull into burger king as I ram fries into my asscrack, my heart races
>Bear pulls up next to me
>hey OP, nice 93 acura legend coupe
>fellsgoodman.avi

what happened here

>>4267664
The thread equivalent of a tanker truck smashing into a 6 car pileup at 75 miles an hour.

>Roll up to waffle house
>BEARS EVERYWHERE

>broil french fries in silent rage
oh lordy...

>walked into mcdonalds
>bear killed everyone

everythingwentbettethanexpected.mpeg

>>4264777
OP is 12 and what is this?

Seriously no one but 12 year olds are that stupid.

>>4267680
Henceforth making me jizz.

personally OP, I would have been laughing hard enough for those d-bags to hear it, partly cause that shit is just laughable and secondly just to piss them off.

>Mfw we all used to have no knowledge of cars at some point and had to start our learning at some point

>>4267717
I beg to differ.

>>4267835
>mfw I was born in a 1971 acura turbo and rebuilt the engine with my bear hands
>mfw I am a fat 40 year old bear now stalling burnouts in a bmw drivethru
>mcdonlads

Even though this thread is long gone
>sitting in the park with some friends
>eating lunch at a picnic table with our girlfriends
>our cars are parked near by ('05 STi with some slight mods (mine), friends '69 pontiac catalina, other friends '90 e30 m3
>suddenly a 4 door, slammed civic with a huge wing, rattling fartcan, cracked and unpainted bodykit and huge, shitty rims rolls up
>windows roll down
>4 obese puetro rican's in it
>they look at our cars then back at us
>rev their shitbox
>stall
>attempt to turn it over
>attempt again
>attempt a third time
>finally starts
>they roll their windows up and attempt to spin their tires on the way out
>our faces when
>we go back to eating subway

>in autotech class
>a kid that use to go to the school works for nissan, donated 3 nissan Tiida's to the class
>drives a stock black 370z
>comes in all the time for us to fill the tires and top him off with coolant, whilst talking to our teacher
>i say it's a badass car
>other kids disagree, say it looks ugly a fuck
>1999 camaro comes in
>exhaust leak, loud AS FUCK
>friend and me working on his mitsubishi galant, 15 of the 20 people in the class are "working" on the camaro
>classmate walks over me to me and my friend
>"hey bro you see that sick ass camaro?"
>"it's just a camaro..like 2k on craigslist"
>"2k on craigslist? (laughing), that's a 30,000 dollar car"
>"you can't be serious, it's a shitty camaro for god sakes"
>he walks back to the group
>points at me and laughs, telling them what i said, entire group laughs
>hear them discussing it later, "i bet that camaro was 50 grand! that shits badass!"

i couldn't control my sighing that day.


michigan: where shitty cars are cool, and lifted trucks get good gas mileage (according to their drivers, atleast)

>>4269343
Why aren't you out there furiously buying up Camaros and selling them to those chumps for ten grand?

>>4269362
>implying any of those shitheads could afford to buy them

>>4269377
Okay, then why aren't you out there furiously buying up low-grade amphetamines and selling them to those chumps for 20 bucks?

>>4269343
Ive seen like 5 late model camaros on craigslist in the last couple days around central michigan for under 2500, things are a dime a dozen.

I love the over priced ones tho that are talked up with so much shit that makes it "the nicest camaro around"

Sad ass shit.

>>4269313
The story last time was some ricers came and tried to go down or someshit on your gf's and then you beat the shit out of them... well? U sure u ain't making shit up?

>>4269390

>>4269401
Nothing, go back 2 wonderland/dreamland/atlantis or whatever

>>4269407