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Muslims gonna mus

Jews did it

fucking jews at it again

when, in fact, it was the zebra all along

You're kidding, right?

>>3453285
can't....stop....laughing...

>Saudi Arabia

>A vulture tagged by scientists

If Op didn't have that image I seriously would have thought he was talking about a regular Israeli citizen

Why are Muslims so backward? Do they also call airplanes magical steel birds and guns "boom sticks"?

>Egypt

>Islamic authorities

What's probably even more sad and funny is how the local population believes it.

Imagine a chat over dinner "So, Ahmed, did you hear about that Mossad vulture they captured the other day?"

"Yes, Salim, the zionists can't match our defense network. I heard their trained sharks got Egypt the other day"

>>3453385
>trained sharks

Reminds me of Red Alert 2 with the armored dolphins and the mind controlled squids.

>>3453385
>implying they're wrong

It's common knowledge Muslims are backward scum. Show them electricity and they'll call you a prophet.

>>3453411
More like they'll flip through the Qu'ran, fail to find the chapter and verse that Muhammad admits to the existence of electricity in, and then cut off your head, hands, and genitals in the town square for being a witch.

>>3453411
>show them electricity and they'll blow themselves up next to it

fix'd

>This thread

idontwanttoliveinthisworldanymore.jpg

Why are people still like this in the year 2011?

>>3453462
Religion

>>3453462
Antisemite detected.

THIS IS WHAT MUSLIMS TRULY BELIEVE

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

that's right bitches. we nature now. you mad?

This is not news. Jews have controlled nature since biblical times.

>>3453834
Both animals and the weather.

We is nature now

LABARRE — Hundreds of dead and dying birds littered a quarter-mile stretch of highway in Pointe Coupee Parish on Monday as motorists drove over and around them.

State biologists are trying to determine what led to the deaths of the estimated 500 red-winged blackbirds and starlings on La. 1 just down the road from Pointe Coupee Central High School.

The discovery of the dead birds — some of which were lying face down, clumped in groups, while others were face up with their wings outstretched and rigid legs pointing upward — comes just three days after more than 3,000 blackbirds rained down from the sky in Beebe, Ark.

Necropsies performed Monday on the birds in Arkansas showed the birds suffered internal injuries that formed blood clots leading to their deaths, The Associated Press reported.

In Louisiana, biologists with the state Department of Wildlife and Fisheries spent part of the day Monday scooping up some of the birds in Pointe Coupee Parish to be sent for testing at labs in Georgia and Wisconsin.

The remaining carcasses were still on the roadway, on the shoulder and in drainage ditches Monday afternoon as some motorists sped past, flattening birds lying in the roadway, while other drivers slowed down to gawk.

State Wildlife Veterinarian Jim LaCour said he planned to drive to Pointe Coupee to pick up some of the bird carcasses to study.

Lab tests could take several weeks to come up with an explanation for the deaths, and LaCour declined to speculate on possible causes; however, he did say massive bird deaths have been known to occur in the state in the past, albeit in smaller numbers.

“Underlying disease, starvation and cold fronts where birds can’t get their body heat up” have caused similar occurrences “in various species over the years,” he said.

LaCour said some of the bird samples will be sent to the U.S. Geological Survey’s National Wildlife Center in Wisconsin for analysis.

>>3454733
>motorists drove over and around them.

>as some motorists sped past, flattening birds lying in the roadway

>birds littered a quarter-mile

The writer actually used that language? Where is it from?

is that picture of the seagulls real?

Haha oh God, someone just put them out of their misery

>>3455031
Yes except for the closest one I presume

I literally passed out and fell off my chair and hit my head on my computer desk from laughing

what the fuck

Zionist shark kills German tourist? Why won't these fucking kikes just leave Germany alone?

maybe it's a joke

At first I was like WTF they can be serious with big eyes

But then I went to laugh mode after reading the the other posts

This is sad, funny and unbelievably stupid at the same time.

>This news

bump

>wake up
>shower
>eat breakfast
>leave to go to work
>notice some bird shit on the hood of my car

FUCKING ZIONISTS!!!!!!!!!!

OMG ITS LIKE ALL THE FUCKING HORROR MOVIES ARE COMING TRUE AT ONCE.
Brb,locking myself in my house forever.

LOL stupid mudslimes

And everyone forgets that the Americans and soviets are on record for training animals for surveillance and espionage since the 40s. LOL GUYS, ANIMAL SPYS SO CRAZY.

>>3456110
No more red alert for you, mister.

I'm laughing to death.

Fuck make it stop.

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>vulture arrested as mossad spy
>mossad shark terrorist killing tourists

Whyaminotsurprised.png

Everybody know Jew can shapeshift into any form it want.

WAT

Why am I not even surprised anymore at the news that region sprouts.

FUCKING JEWS.

I KNEW IT!

There's a video floating around YT of the top Iranian Professors having a deep discussion about "Zionist Elements" found in Meet The Parents and Chicken Run.

>>3457908
Israel did it for the lolz.

Like when Israeli contractors built the Iranian air force HQ 40 years ago they also added a Star of David.

The Iranians only found out about it this month when someone noticed it on Google Earth. So much butthurt happened at their parliament that day.

>>3457957
Israel you card

it was one thing if these accusation were made some stupid people in the street, but this is from actual officials of government.

One day, Israel's gonna actually come up with mind controlled animals to attack the Arabs, and no one's gonna believe them anymore when they say it happened.

>>3458046

perhaps it has already happened.

>>3458133

maybeeeeeee....

>>3457957

Its the fucking AIR FORCE HQ, its right next to an airport, there are planes flying over it constantly, how did they not know about this until recently?

>>3458203
Who knows? Maybe not easily visible. Still funny as hell.

Those planes don't have glass bottoms..

So Arabs are nutjobs. Their leaders are also nutjobs. What's new? What implications does it have though?

>reported in The Sun
lol

captcha:
>also chamazed
lol

>>3458303
For Israel? Not so good I guess. For the rest of the world? Probably not much so long as they don't get nukes and stop migrating to the west.

>The accusations went viral, with hundreds of posts on Arabic-language websites and forums claiming that the "Zionists" had trained these birds for espionage.

LOOL!

I wonder if they killed the vulture...

Maybe demanded ransom.

>>3458796
I'm sure there's a beheading video somewhere, them executing the Zionist vulture.

jews

Guys.. I need a good lawyer

>>3458854
No, you're a bird.

this shit is like straight out of Four Lions

in other news, LOL

>>3453285
Wow, you Israeli's are really fucking batshit insane. Is it honestly that hard to form a coherent, reasoned, logical debate in support of yourselves that you can't just go, well, flat out crazy in you arguments?

>>3459085
>Arabs think wild animals are Mossad spies
>Israel is insane

WAT?

>>3459085
sounds like every stormfag, libertarian, conservative, liberal, leftist, rightist, or anyone on /new/ with some sort of opinion on anything.

Jacob, Yahweh has heard you!

LOL at Muslims.

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