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244 KB Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)18:31 No.581071  
Breaking news from the wire

> Just ordered Domino's pizza
>Billie began custom-making order at 6:32

Will update when further details become available
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)18:32 No.581076
I'm thinking of walking across the street for pizza, but I'm going to a party soon so I'll probably just pick up an egg sandwich.
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)18:33 No.581080
this will change america as we know it.
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)18:33 No.581083
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UPDATE:

>Billie put order in the oven at 6:35 p.m


This story is breaking fast, I will keep you updated when more detail become available.
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)18:34 No.581088
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about to get a papa johns myself here in a few

I love friday pizza
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)18:34 No.581089
Billie has DECLINED to be interviewed
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)18:35 No.581097
BILLIE WORK FASTER YOU FAGGOT THIS MAN NEEDS HIS MEAL
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)18:35 No.581098
best thread on /new/ atm
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)18:37 No.581108
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Hope you have 12 fingers so you can enjoy that pizza the Domino's Way.
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)18:38 No.581115
Billie is now inserting his own special sauce into your pizza

enjoy your cum
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)18:38 No.581117
>>581088
Yay for Friday Pizza

Used to get it every Friday when my brother and sister still lived here
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)18:38 No.581123
This is quite frankly the best thread this board has had since it's creation.
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)18:40 No.581134
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THIS JUST IN

>THE ORDER IS OUT OF THE OVEN
>I REPEAT
>THE ORDER IS OUT OF THE OVEN

>BILLIE IS NOW DOUBLE-CHECKING THE ORDER FOR PERFECTION

Will update
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)18:42 No.581144
Op here

It's day like this remind how much I love being a news journalist. This really gets my blood pumping.
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)18:46 No.581162
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I suspect the Jews are responsible in some way.
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)18:50 No.581194
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>THE ORDER IS ON ITS WAY TO ITS FINAL DESTINATION


Ohh man, what a news day its been
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)18:53 No.581208
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I'm literally on the edge of my seat. I just can't seem to contain my excitement.
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)18:55 No.581221
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>>581144
>news journalist
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:29 No.581440
No pics of the pizza?
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:31 No.581456
>>581194
mikeyyy my boyyy
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:32 No.581463
>>581221
oh man i hope im not the only one that gets that
started laughing hysterically
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:33 No.581469
>>581463
no, you are special. No one could have a clue what that post meant. None
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:33 No.581474
YEAH MIKE

YOUR DOIN IT BRO
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:36 No.581496
I tried their new redesign of their pizza and it was just as bad if not worse than their original. It seemed like they really dumped the garlic seasoning on it to try to somehow cover up the shittiness.
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:36 No.581498
>>581469
relax man
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:38 No.581515
Mike's probably got it all wrapped up and shit to keep the oven warmth locked in the pizza.

Fuck, that shit's gold.
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:38 No.581521
>>581498
i can't. I now wan't shit tier pizza like OP is getting..but I am a eurofag with no dominos near me
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:40 No.581547
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>>581521
>>implying pizza is moderately decent anywhere else in the world then new york
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:41 No.581558
>>581547
New York and Chicago style are both shit tier pizza
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:44 No.581579
Enjoying my Papa Gino's, faggots.

Spicy, crisp, and came here in twenty minutes. A bit on the cold side, but what can you do.
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:44 No.581585
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>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:47 No.581607
>>581547
implying you've been out of your country to confirm your hypothesis
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:49 No.581630
OP, I want fucking pics of this pizza.
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:50 No.581634
>>581607
>>implying i havent
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:51 No.581647
God dammit, I'll bet the pizza was poisoned.

Those dicks.
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:51 No.581652
WE NEED AN UPDATE ANON

HAS THE PIZZA BEEN DELIVERED? I REPEAT HAS THE PIZZA BEEN DELIVERED?
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:51 No.581655
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BITCHES DONT KNOW ABOUT HOW FUCKING GOOD THESE TOMATOES ARE
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:52 No.581662
>>581655
Jesus christ, it's horrifying.
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:53 No.581669
BEST THREAD ON /new/ SINCE NEW WAS STARTED
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:55 No.581683
>>581652
I need closure on this OP
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:55 No.581688
in during OP busy eating the pizza or jacking off forgetting the urgency of this news
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:56 No.581702
what kind of pizza was it?

WHAT KIND OF PIZZA WAS IT???
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:57 No.581707
>>581702
Dominos.
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:58 No.581716
Gentlemen, we may have to send in Special Forces to retrieve this pizza. Our freedom depends on it.
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:58 No.581717
>>581662
Cheese and tomatoes horrify you?
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:58 No.581718
FUCK YOU OP FOR LEAVING ME HANGING HERE I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON IT
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:58 No.581719
>>581655
HOLY SHIT

I remember when Pizza Hut had chicago deep dish

SHIT WAS SO CASH but then it vanished forever. I'll never be able to taste it again
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:58 No.581724
>>581718
Op is committing a war crime
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:59 No.581727
WHAT THE FUCK MAN. HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO LIVE AFTER THIS?
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)19:59 No.581730
>>581719
ITs cause liberals claimed it was racist
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:00 No.581736
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I BLAME THE JEWS FOR THE NON DELIVERANCE OF THIS PIZZA
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:01 No.581741
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WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT PIZZA ROLLS? FUCKING MEDIA BLACKOUT NAZIS
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:01 No.581742
>>581655
Is there lettuce on that shit? cause it looks like some is poking out under the cheese and the fucking bottle of ragu was just dumped on top
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:02 No.581749
>>581742
green peppers I'm guessing
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:02 No.581751
FUCKING BIASED NEWS FROM RIGHT WING MEDIA.

MOAR LIKE FAUXNEWS AMIRITE LOL
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:03 No.581756
It's obvious he was dressed like a terrorist while holding a pizza box resembling an RPG7 and the helicopter pilot was completely within his RoE regulations by firing on him, his two children, and the pizza delivery guy.
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:05 No.581776
>>581756
IT HAS TO BE A CONSPIRACY. FUCKING MURDERS. ALL THEY WANT TO DO IS KILL AND KILL. THEY SHOULD BE REAL MEN LIKE ME AND HAVE SOME HONOUR!
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:08 No.581806
>>581741
FUCKING THIS

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:08 No.581807
>>581742
>>581749

It's sausage lol :D
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:09 No.581813
Terrorist intercepted the pizza
>> Ad 08/05/11(Fri)03:00 No.19151774
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>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:09 No.581822
IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB

THERE NEVER WAS ANY BILLIE
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:09 No.581824
>>581756
hopefully the pizza delivery car isnt a blue van with children inside
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:11 No.581842
I'LL BET MIKE'S BLACK

FUCKIN NIGGERS DONT DO NUTTIN RITE, AMIRITE /STORM/?
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:12 No.581845
>>581824
LOL Is OP in iraq

the pizza will never get there
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:13 No.581858
mike is an asian woman
everyone knows they are bad drivers
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:14 No.581865
Destruction of the pizza was in clear violation of the Geneva Conventions.
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:14 No.581866
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>>581842
LETS LYNCH DEM THERE SUMABITCH

YEEEEEHAWWW
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:15 No.581869
wikileaks.org expected to release decrypted footage of US apache destroying pizza van
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:16 No.581875
Fuck Domino's!

People are perfectly capable of making pizza themselves, I don't have to pay you for that shit!

We the people do not need pizza companies!
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:19 No.581890
>>581875
No! It is a joint effort between the grocery store, the oven manufacturers, and the laborers!

There should be a single party pizza company that oversees all this, and brings it to grocery-store/oven-manufacturer/proletariat class equality!
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:19 No.581891
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real italien(from euro) here
stupid fat americans everythin in europe is better always
even our pizza magicaly doesnt make u fat
lol fat amurricunts
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:20 No.581902
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>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:20 No.581904
>>581891
just thought i should point out pizza was invented in new york
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:21 No.581907
>>581547

> implying pizza is from new york.
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:21 No.581912
>>581904
no everyting invented in europe
lol stupid americunt
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:22 No.581918
>>581904

>this is what americans actually believe
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:22 No.581924
>>581918
>>this is not what eurofags believe
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:26 No.581949
>>581924
>>>this may or may not be what Asians believe
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:30 No.581987
Reports are coming in that OP is nao FULL and about to smoke another bowl.
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:32 No.582003
So no update on if the pizza arrived?

Stay classy liberal media.
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:34 No.582023
>>581987
reports are unconfirmed as we wait for images
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)20:35 No.582038
>>582023
we cant confirm anything all our reporters were shot by helicopters
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)21:02 No.582243
>>581904
Pizza was invented by the Romans
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)21:06 No.582282
>>582243
No. Pizza was invented by blacks in their glorious African history.
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)21:07 No.582290
>>582282
True, I learned it in an african-american appreciation course
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)21:11 No.582323
archive this glorious thread
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)21:52 No.582583
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THIS JUST IN

>The pizza HAS been delivered and EATEN

>Photos of the actual pizza are being withheld for reasons OF NATIONAL SECURITY. They WILL NOT be released at this time.

More to come later as we go through the digestion process and its pros and cons such as bad gas and remorse.

We hope to wrap this story up later tonight with the excretion of this pizza.


More details will follow
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)21:55 No.582607
>>582583
We deserve to know the truth! Release the photos!
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)21:57 No.582621
>>582583
>Photos of the actual pizza are being withheld for reasons OF NATIONAL SECURITY. They WILL NOT be released at this time.

>it's a conspiracy.jpg
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)21:59 No.582640
I think the photos will be staged/shopped etc. The Government can be sneaky like that. I have a feeling the real pizza is somewhere else...
>> Bill Murray !0Qo0b8vSmA 4/09/10(Fri)21:59 < No.582641
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>>582583

WHERE IS THE PIZZA OP

WE WILL VOTE AGAINST THIS ILLEGAL ACTION
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)22:02 No.582662
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>>582641
>Government keeping our asses safe

>Illegal

liberal ass-hat. How about we just ask someone to attack us?
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)22:03 No.582671
wikileaks has obtained the controversial photos of said pizza, which your government attempted to cover up.
we will release the photos shortly
follow us on twitter
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)22:07 No.582698
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If you want to know the truth about the pizza, meet me at 12:00 this morning at the local parking garage, bottom floor, section a-6. Don't be late and come alone.
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)22:12 No.582728
>>582671
you forgot to add

>send us money, we also have documentation on 1.1 million other pizzas, but we can't release that until we get more money.
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)22:15 No.582748
THERE WERE NEVER ANY PIZZAS IN IRAQ

PIZZA WAS JUST A SCAPE GOAT SO HALLIBURTON CAN GET MORE MONEY
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)22:15 No.582751
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PIZZA'S JUST DON'T GET DIGESTED BY THE BODY!!!!!

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)22:16 No.582758
>>582751
Hahahaha oh what the fuck
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)22:17 No.582759
>>582748
o i get it its like wmds
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)22:17 No.582760
win
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)22:20 No.582782
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>>582751

PIZZA WAS AN INSIDE JERB
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)22:23 No.582805
Someone screencap this thread pleeeaaaaase
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)22:37 No.582911
THE PIZZA IS A LIE
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)22:42 No.582945
pizza bakes at 2000F! the oven couldn't possibly have been that hot! we're being lied to!

WAKE UP AMERICA.
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)22:59 No.583117
>>582805
http://4chanarchive.org/
>> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:05 No.583186
A PIZZA CANT COLLAPSE DUE TO BURNING! WAKE UP PEOPLE!
>> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:05 No.583963
bumping for digestion
>> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:17 No.584039
>>583963
Yeah pics of digestion or it didnt happen
>> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:24 No.584080
>>582751
SAVED
>> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:40 No.584152
>>582583
>op ate an entire pizza himself (/new/ trolls have no friends and nobody can bear to live with us)
>> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:57 No.584219
No man can digest a whole pizza by himself, it must have been a controlled digestion, trace elements of hydrochloric acid found at cardboard zero
>> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)02:08 No.584261
added this thread to my rss feed
>> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)02:20 No.584314
lol i`m hungry now
>> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)02:26 No.584338
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If only the Nazis had this technology, they could have cooked another million before they got busted
>> Anonymous !!znxJZAhb7 04/10/10(Sat)02:27 No.584343
Best thread here.
>> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)02:33 No.584377
What if burn?
>> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)02:37 No.584398
HYDROCHLORIC ACID CAN'T BE IN THE STOMACH! IT WOULD DISSOLVE THE STOMACH! HE CAN'T DIGEST IT!

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
>> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)02:39 No.584405
>>584398
PIZZA KILNS = GLOBAL WARMING
>> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)10:58 No.586739
THIS JUST IN

>The pizza has been digested but it has NOT been excreted

>Receipts were found at the base of the toilet but no trace of the pizza has been found.

Stay tuned for more details
>> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)11:03 No.586758
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>>581108

>Thermal imaging of the pizza box HAS been released

>It shows the model having 6 fingers

>Reptilians HAVE 6 fingers WAKE UP SHEEPLE

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