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>implying it's only everywhere on /mu/

That's no face, that's an extreme closeup of a fog machine.

Hundreds of people see this man in their dreams every night

is this guy the old school version of mat palma?

This guy started a "post a picture of yourself and what you listen to" thread like a month ago and all the responses were along the lines of "wtf is wrong with your face?"

There's a chance that wasn't the original thread, but I'm pretty sure it was.

I know I do...

>>6226979
Don't you mean this man?

>>6227016
I think he made a thread saying I'm alone on my birthday, recommend me some sad songs thread but maybe I'm mistaken. HE SHOULD REVEAL HIMSELF THOUGH!

>>6226917

wtf is wrong with your face OP

>>6226917
Someone shoop him onto this

>this thread

>>6227082

I'm the guy who made that thread (no, seriously), and it didn't start there. I got it from the thread >>6227016 is referring to.

>>6226917

is that some FAS

>>6227082
no he didnt. I was the first person to comment on how weird he looked, i said "you look like a man morphing into a woman" He replied in a guess my music taste based on my picture thread.

haters gonna hate, HE'S HANDSOME AND EVERYONE'S JUST JEALOUS

>>6227016
I'm almost sure it's older than a month though.

beautiful man

this thread makes me giggle

>>6227119
>>6227108
>>6227082
>>6227016
it's a dude from somethingawful, someone mentioned it a week ago or so.

His eyes fill my heart with darkness. I cannot sleep.

>>6227147
>American Apparel

that face always makes me confused :L

>>6226917

I bet he likes the Cure and Radiohead.

What a flamer

>>6226917

do any cumdumpsters here find him attractive

>>6227119
Yeah, this is the first time I remember the picture as well.

>>6227119
I think I remember that now..

>>6227190
i remember him saying he mainly liked hip-hop lol.

>>6227138

>>6227200
i don't
but
lol @ >cumdumpster

>>6227200
he looks like an oversized umpaloompa droog

>>6227250
First night on 4chan eh??

>>6227270
no
i thought only dudes on /b/, not /mu/, call girls that :\

>>6227200

Well, here's the thing: each separate feature he has (except for maybe his nose) is actually quite nice. It's just, uh... the way it's all put together that makes him... not attractive.

i can picture his face on large billboards with OBEY printed on them, in some future dictatorship.

>>6227284

I lol'd

>>6227243

>>6227284

>>6227200

I only wonder cause he looks like me...

and by extension wondering if I'm attractive

fml

>>6227016
oh come on
why'd you have to tell them?
I was hoping everyone would forget and think he was actually famous or something

>>6227283
this is so true
also some of his features, namely his eyes, should be on a girl's face

i wonder if this guy knows he's kind of a meme on 4chan hahaha.

>>6227323

Post pics, please?

Looks like BJ Novak.

>>6227321
fucking saved lol.

Fuck Syd Barrett

I'm so sick of seeing his face on /mu/

The original thread with this guy was the hardest I've ever laughed on /mu/.

>>6227346
me too man.

>>6227330
it's the pic and the untamed hair, it's so fucking unfortunate

He reminds me of Lou Reed.

i am convinced OP is a tranny

we've gotta think of a name for this guy.

It's Syd Barrett's son

>>6227368
mat palma

>>6226941
oh god i lol'd

>>6227368
Syd Barrett Jr.

>>6227371
.......why?

animated

>>6227190
The Cure and Radiohead are my favorite bands

>>6227384
Seriously, i can't believe this hasn't been popular yet

>>6227384
it doesn't say anything it just stares

let's call him she-man

please?

>>6227386
just to embarrass the real mat palma

>>6227370
>>6227370

>>6227368

IVE GOTTA BIKE YOU CAN RIDE IT IF YOU LIKE

>>6227382
>>6227382
>>6227382
lol

>>6227393
nah he's the ruthless dictator of /mu/

>>6227393

Oh man, this one is well made.

damn just the image of this guy and his kitchen will be forever burned into my psyche.

His name is Buffy Kringles.

I could imagine him reading that original thread he was in and being like "Goddammit".

WHAT

its ben stiller

fuck I saw his face once a month ago or so and his creepy ass look was ingraine in my vision perma. I came on here today cautiously trying to avoid this creep and what do I find this thread.

>>6227448
He most likely killed himself that night.

>>6227439
lets call him "lord hodgepodge"

>>6227448

>my face when I imagined him moving around and talking and doing anything besides standing still in his kitchen

>>6227465
is he from a post your picture thread or something?

>>6227472
sounds about right

>>6227485
"Post your picture and guess what kind of music I listen to" type thread.

>>6227465

that guy is a stone wall, nothing gets to him

looks like hes about to CEO a fortune 500 company, or lead Notre Dame to the national championship

this is such a RANDUM thing to do.

>>6227284
>>6227284
>>6227284
>>6227284
>>6227284
>>6227284

Let's call him Handsome B. Wonderful

if i ever saw him in real life i think i'd cum in my pants then have a heart attack and die.

>>6227384

King of mu?

>>6227511
nicely done

>>6227511
Fucking awesome haha

>>6227512
lol'd

>this thread

>>6227406
No. It's an extreme close-up of a fog machine.

>you know realize that this man probably hasn't been getting any sleep because he's always weary of his picture being posted on /mu/, similarly, he is never able to show his face in public for fear he may be recognized as "that one dude who sorta looks like a lady, you know, the one who posted on /mu/ a month ago?"

so whos the hardcore speed-photoshopper in this thread

>>6227512
>>6227512
>>6227512

>>6227384

I can't think of anything to put in the captions

If I ever get famous doing music my magnus opus will have his face on the cover

>>6227533

he's famous now and should revel in it accordingly

i swear we should make t-shirts with his face.

his name is tupac shakur pic related

>>6227450
It's BJ Novak mixed with Kevin Barnes

>>6227569
make sure they say OBEY below his picture.

>>6227584

That's John Travoltas son

>>6227555

>I'D GIVE IT TO YOU IF I COULD
>BUT I BORROWED IT

>>6227533

>>6227512
wat does the b stand for?

>>6227618

Beautiful

>>6227605

That's my desktop picture

I would like to see this guy simultaneously fuck tegan and sara. I swear that would be like /mu/ live.

I can't be the only one who sees Rocky Horror when I see this guy, right?

Right?

>>6227605

>>6227618
More importantly, why hasn't anyone started tripfagging with this guys pictures under the name "King of /mu/?"

how unfortunate his life is a joke now are you happy /mu/

lets get some croppings of various sizes and reversed images for reactions

>>6227638
no you are not

ive just been calling him "wo-man"

>>6227644

Done and Done.

>>6227644
not everyone has unlimited time on their hands like you and bill murray

>>6227663
FUCK YES

/r/ing rule 34

>>6227650

>>6227644
not much material to avatarfag with

somebody photoshop him onto that obama poster that says change lol.

>>6227661
me too

>>6227696
You could morph the corners of his mouth to smile/frown.
Likewise, one could also close his eyes...put hats on him, etc. You could avatarfag it up with him...You would just need a whole lot of original content.

>>6227611

Im a proponent of Syd Jr.

I'd totally fuck it

in a not gay way I mean

what have i done

i'm sorry

I'M SORRY

>>6227733
dear god there's potential in this

>>6226917

You guys are looking at him in a negative way. It's not, "He looks like a chick". It's, "You would look well as a chick or a dude. That's so cool. Boy am I jealous."

/r/ing the photoshop of him with no eyes

had to be done

he has a sister lol

>>6227806

>>6227806

i'd hit it

>>>/v/43388117

>>6227850
i know she's fucking hot, ive just always thought he kind of looked like her hahaha.

alright girls, imagine your on your knees giving your boyfriend a blow job. Your really into it and you boyfriend is moaning with pleasure. You look up to stare lovingly into his eyes and OMG WO-MAN IS STARING YOU IN THE FACE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>6227871
She's hot, but at the same time, you could shave her head and give her a man's haircut and I'd think it was a dude. Kinda the opposite of Lord Hodgepodge.

>>6227900
Oh, look! It's the mainstream corporate whore, just posting on his favorite music board.

>>6227900
no his name is handsome b wonderful

the b, im told, stands for beautiful/bootyful

>>6227927
his name is lord hodgepodge bitch get it right.

>this thread

>>6227916
>The Florist !bljxRAye02

>still doesnt like the beatles
>still thinks he has a say in anything

>>6227916
dude, just shut up. I don't feel like arguing. I just feel like laughing at Lord Hodgepodge/Handsome B. Wonderful/Wo-Man or whatever the fuck his name is.

>>6227939
that's a fucking gay name
it sounds like a 2 year old came up with it you homosexual penis loving mac user

>>6227806
improved

Dude...c'mon guys!

no Jesus shoops yet?

>>6227943

fucking demented

This thread is dildos.

>>6227952
Its a great name. Handsome b. is retarded. You probably weren't even in the original thread bitch.

more mag shoops

>>6227985
>>6227952
What about Señor Hodgepodge?

he loves jesus christ

>>6227997
lets just call him hodgepodge.

>>6227959

can we see him with an evil-twin like goatee?

>>6227997
If you insist, sir. Have a good night, and say safe.

Signed,
/mu/'s most charming, kindhearted personality.

>>6227846
Oh god im laughing so hard right now.

>>6228018
love it

>>6227959

>>6228018
I came

I fucken lol'd so hard. we need to archive this thread

>>6228097
i'd hit it

>>6227337
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>>6227337
>>6227337
>>6227337
>>6227337
>>6227337
That's exactly what I though. The first time I saw him I was like Ryan!

Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 1 times now.

I laughed so hard that my gut started hurting really bad

>>6228173

i like how warped his face looks

What has /mu/ become
My sweetest friend
All Anon's I know
Post Ben Stillers Gay Son
In the end
And you can shoop it all
This whole thread of gay
/mu/ will let you down
It will be reposted everyday

You can tell that he's seen things that cannot be imagined

>>6227450
kinda looks like daryl palumbo

>>6228155
OH SHI-

>>6228189

say that to my fucking face not online and see what happens

okay was supposed to post it here

It's fucking Sylar

lol I suck at ms paint but oh well

>>6228189

>>6228189

i lold

>>6228257
jeez you're good at photoshop

>>6228257
aww fuck

>>6228257
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>6228189

>>6228314

...really?

>>6228325

......Fuck.

>>6227332

Yeah, I wonder that too.

>>6228325
shit just got real

No one can read his p-p-p-pokerface

>>6228367
OH FUCK MOAR

>>6228367

why you do this

>>6228367

WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT HOLY SHIT

ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT HIS FACE WAS PHOTOSHOPPED SOMEHOW BUT... BUT...

OH MY GOD

>>6228367
So did you post the photo on SA, or was it in the "post your face"-thread on /mu/?

>>6227343
fffffffffffff syd looked good in his day

He's the lovechild of Syd Barret, Zachary Quinto, and BJ Novak.

: /

this guy doesn't look that out of the ordinary.

>>6228367

I literally gasped out loud when I saw that.

>>6228325

>>6228419

that's not what your mother said last night

>>6226917
>>6228367

your face is gorgeous

>>6228367
im scared

>>6228367
No, please no, oh god what is HAPPENING!

>>6228367
HAS OUR KING RETURNED!?

>>6228367
I thought it was a High-Res picture of the old one at first, but oh wow...

>>6228367

I literally shit myself a little when I saw this

Please post more if you have any, or tell us where that came from, please

>>6228367
if this is the real lord hodgepodge aka wo-man aka handsome b wonderful. Upload a video of yourself talking on youtube. I'll shit bricks.

who is he

>>6228516
our dictator

>>6228498

Like Samson, I have regained my luster.

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>>6228367
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>>6228367

>>6228430
oh u

>>6228529
O SHIT NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!

>>6228529
oh_wow.jpg

who are you?

>>6228529

>>6228529
GOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHO MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>6228529

ohmyfucking god

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Post penis, please post your penis PLEASE

>>6228529
okay now he looks like syd barret.

>>6228529

>>6228529
HOOLYYY SHIIIITTTTTTTT.

OUR KING HAS RETURNED OH WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT

>>6228540
I'm the one you've been looking for.

I am shaking, /mu/, I'm literally shaking

POSTING IN AN EPIC THREAD

>>6228561

>>6228561
OH MY GOD I THINK 4CHAN JUST BROKE FROM AN INFLUX OF AWEEEEEEEEEEEESOMMMMME.

>>6228561
MOAR

this is fuckin hilarious

>>6228561

Cumdumpster here, you actually look cute in a hideous, bizarre way

post more pics

REJOICE!!! THE KING IS NOT DEAD!!! :D

Postan.

It's his and Obama's child.

>>6228367
date taken: 7/28/2007

put your trip back on tourist

And by the way, I listen to Of Montreal.

Here is me with Kevin Barnes.

laughing so hard i can't even breath

i've been posting this guy's face everywhere, seeing him being posted everywhere... and now this

oh what hath the lord wrought

This is almost as good as Ken motherfucking Snyder HIMSELF posting pics of himself on /mu/.

i thought he was just a myth a legend a god amongst men. BUT TODAY HE WALKS BEFORE US!!! BEHOLLLLLDDDD!!!!!

2 more requests

cumdumster here

GIVE ME THAT COCKASAURUS REX!@

he's real?

>>6228602
its fucking better dude. Ken was lame.

>>6228597
nonononono, this cannot be happening.
I'm asleep and this is all just an elaborate, wonderful, wonderful dream!

This is the kind of shit I'm going to tell my grandchildren about.

>>6228597

>>6228619

stop contributing to the image cap with faggy overposted T&S pictures, we need room for our god

>>6228597
Hey man, post your last.fm if you have one.

>Congrats, your request has just triggered the archival process for thread 6226917

what is your name?

>>6228627
I know right?
It might not seem like that big of a deal to normal people, but this guy (girl) has been an enigma for about a month...and just NOW at like three in the morning he comes out of hiding? It's fucking ridiculous!

This mighty thread has been archived comrades!!!

If he posts his dick then I'm going to no longer be an athiest

11/29 I WAS THERE

>>6228660
I know right, i feel like i've just witnessed god.

can you guys imagine how long this dude was on, looking at all the shoops before he finally posted?
XD

>glad i was here on this momentous occasion...

signed,

Anon.

I honestly never thought i'd see another picture of him, this shit is blowing my fucking mind. What is your name king?

>>6228597

lolololol this is awesome

At first I thought you were hideous

Now all I can think about is your cock in my vagina

Which reminds me... are you gay or what?

I exist and I love you all.

>>6228711
The king joins us out of the kindness of his heart and you ask him this!!??

HERE'S A TIP:
Don't post any more pics/information of yourself, unless you want your facebook harassed, myspace hacked, youtube shut down etc etc.

First I'm in the thread where Ken's album gets leaked and now this.

2009 is picking up toward the end.

best thread of my life, my dick is so hard it hurts

>>6228716
i haven't felt this way since 9/11....oh my god...

>>6228728

this isn't /b/, bro

>>6228728

>saging in a thread that is already autosaged

Also, cut the guy a break, he's not a baby, he knows what he's doing. And it's not like /mu/ is /b/ or anything, I mean how many of us did you see ruining Ken's life after Antz found his phone #?

>>6228728
>>6226917
I must return to my home planet. I will think of my time with you fondly.

>>6228744

Noo!

At least tell us your name/last.fm/something... ;_;

>>6228737
>implying we didn't call ken's home

*breathless*

I missed the last thread, can someone clue me in???

>>6228744
>I must return to my home planet.

>>6228716
My mind is completely, completely blown.

>>6228728

You must be new here.

I don't come to /mu/ at all, I just came here by way of the /v/ thread, but I'm glad I stuck around; this has singlehandedly made my fucking night. Thank you and your creepy eyes Anonymous, this was a much appreciated boost and a hearty laugh.

Do your friends say you look like BJ Novak!?

>>6228771

Read this one.

If he doesn't at least tell us his first name i think i might cry.

>>6228781
>he is't B.J. Novak!!!??

Well, it looks like Christmas came early this year, huh /mu/?

>>6228797

seriously we're so lost to find a name for this guy

>>6228716
we know yer still there...no one's ego could withstand this...you know what we want...justa name...justa name...be our HEEERROOOOOO!!!!!

>>6228816
Drag-kun?

>>6228839

that's not him

Dude if you don't tell us your name were gonna have to call you lord hodgepodge or handsome b. wonderful

>>6228816
Amanda
A-MAN-DUH

He's gone... ;(

>>6228819
I'm still here but the image max has been reached. So I guess no more dumb pictures.

BRB, PAINTING "6226917: I WAS THERE" ONTO A TSHIRT.

>>6228879
MAKE A NEW THREAD, NOW

>>6228879
Dude whats your name?

>>6228879

make a new thread damnit!

>>6228903
>>6228888

meet

>>6228917

>>6228892

People have said I look like Syd, but never BJ Novak, which is funny because my friends love the Office.

My middle name is Ryan, but I'm not Ryan Howard.

This thread got me leaking from every orifice

>>6228941
you should make a tripcode (for identification) and start a new thread using it and link us to it

FUCK YEAH

>>6228597

yeah, so, you're not really that unattractive, the original picture is just extremely unflattering