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I like them both equally, pleb.

>2012
>not eating cattots exclusivly
ISHYGDDT

If you say broccoli then you are a hipster pile of shit.

Carrots are obviously the superior vegetable, seeing as they have a wider range of applications.

Sage for not music.

>>21368523
>not mangos and kiwi

They're not even in the same genre, there's really no comparison to make.

Broccoli is just cauliflower for hipsters.

carrots are fucking disgusting

>>21368560
>vegetables
>not the same genre

Nigga are you high

>>21368565
>implying cauliflower isnt the broccoli of hipsters

>carrots
>not being a pleb

>fixed

>>21368596
>Cauliflower
>Good
Pick one

>>21368596

I pick neither.

>not eating avocados

>>21368575
Boy, comparing flower heads to taproots is like comparing prog rock to punk rock

>>21368596
sprouts master race reporting in

>>21368584
This.

everyone knows pizza is the best vegtable XD

SilverFork gave Cauliflower a 9.3 and a Best New Ingredient. It's better.

Peas>Broccoli>Cauliflower>>>>Carrots

>>21368664

>Cauliflower
>BNI

>>21368630
Avocados are for plebeians who have no taste.

>>21368660
Speaking of which, I'm about to run down the street to grab a slice or two. Pesco-veg here, third post after this one decides toppings.

>>21368676
Sure, it was based on it's feature on a side dish but it was a split so it technically counts

>>21368674
Sorry, you've got it all wrong.

Carrots = Broccoli > Cauliflower >>>>> Peas

Tomato master race reporting in, you plebeians still choking down on shit tier vegetables?

>>21368674
Peppers>Aubergines>Asparagus>Carrots>Peas>any form of cabbage

>>21368688
Chicken.

>>21368709
>tomato
>vegetable

>implying asparagus isn't the best vegetable.

>>21368688
>>21368709
I'll take it.

>>21368714
Cute.

VEGETABLE POWER RANKINGS
1. lettuce
2.carrots
3. peas
4.broccoli
5.tomatoes

9001: cauliflower


if you enjoy cauliflower then you're a faggot plebeian that deserves to die

>>21368523
We could talk about politics, comrade?

>>21368709
>implying tomato is a vegetable

Excuse me, but I'm a master of vegetable theory, and you clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

master race

>>21368743
You don't know shit about tomato.
They are fruit or post-avant vegetable at best.

>>21368743
>implying white men understand New World vegetables

>>21368771
As a purveyor of vegetable theory, I already knew that tomato was a fruit.

Only common plebieans believe it to be a vegetable.

You're all plebeians. The only vegetable truly worth consumption is the Romanescu.

But you've probably never heard of it.

The sad thing is that these are the best kind of threads.

Anyway, I'm laughing my ass off.

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

>>21368743
vegetable theory may say that, but real chefs in the industry consider it a vegetable. Shows what you theoryfags know

>ctrl+f
>no beets or onions

oh you fags

>>21368815
True vegetable theory is all that matters around here.

Don't care what any pleb chef thinks, I've studied this stuff, and I clearly have the authoritative opinion on this.

>>21368816
I love to eat beets by Dr. Dre, but I heard it's overpriced.

>>21368816

>beets
>onions

those are the worst.

however, onion rings are the tits.

>>21368816
get out of here with that krautveg bullshit
next thing he'll be raving about cabbage

Chips count as a vegetable, right? What about barley and hops?

>>21368816
onions are entry level as fuck. You only like them because they stick out like a sore thumb in everything

Op makes a point, but whatever.

>>21368847
what's your beef with the cab?

God damn it I've had it with these faggots saying everything is vegetable. Just because it has the same parts as legitimate vegetable, does not automatically classify it in that genre. Enjoy your fucking mall-vegetable, plebs.

>>21368861
All they do is overproduce it with extra vinegar, and the krautveg fans eat it up, time and time again.

>>21368852
>implying vegetables are better if you can't notice them

>>21368841

>>21368849
Barley is a grain and hops are flowers faggot.

You don't know shit about vegetables and have the most entry-level taste.

>>21368881
probably just 2deep4u

>>21368880
well how about something non-krautveg

watercress master race reporting in

You say Apples, I say Carrots

You say Pears, I say Peas

You say Tomatos, I say Broccoli

You say Bananas, I say Romanesco

You say Plums, I say Corn

You say Fruit, I scream VEGETABLES!

92% of teens have turned to fruits.If you are part of the 8% that still eat real vegetables, copy and paste this message to 5 other videos. DON'T LET VEGETABLES DIE!

>>21368939
>Corn
>Vegetable
murkin detected

>>21368927
Watercress is too flavourless and boring, I like only trve hardcore vegetables like kale.

>>21368939
>peas
>corn
>real vegetables

>not getting all your vegetables exclusively in FLAC
>2011

>>21368968
>implying

Frozen vegetables are just as good, you can't even tell the taste difference.

>>21368523

>discussions
>opinion
who fucking does this shit?

When you were young
You were the king of carrot flowers
And how you built a tower tumbling through the trees
In holy rattlesnakes that fell all around your feet

And your mom would stick a fork right into daddy's shoulder
And dad would throw the garbage all across the floor
As we would lay and learn what each other's bodies were for

And this is the room
One afternoon I knew I could love you
And from above you how I sank into your soul
Into that secret place where no one dares to go

And your mom would drink until she was no longer speaking
And dad would dream of all the different ways to die
Each one a little more than he could dare to try

I'll just put it this way, there's no song called the king of broccoli flowers

>>21368979

>ctrl+F "implying"
>Only 6 results

mfw

>>21368996
Wow those are beautiful lyrics. Here I also wrote some:

I love you, Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ, I love you
Yes, I do

I love you, Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ, I love you
Yes, I do
And on the lazy days
The dogs dissolve and drain away
The world it goes
And always waits
The day we are awaiting

Up and over we go
Through the wave and undertow
I will float until I learn how to swim
Inside my mother in a garbage bin
Until I find myself again, again
Oh

Up and over we go
Mouths open wide and spilling snow
And I will spit until I learn how to speak
Up through the doorway as the sideboards creek
With them ever proclaiming me, me
Oh

Up and over we go
The weight it sits on down and I don't know
I will shout until they know what I mean
I mean the marriage of a dead dog sing
And a synthetic flying machine, machine
Okay

anyone who doesn't say carrot is a pretentious hipster who's full of shit.

>>21369020
Wow those are beautiful lyrics. Here I also wrote some:


What a beautiful face
I have found in this place
That is circling all round the sun
What a beautiful dream
That could flash on the screen
In a blink of an eye and be gone from me
Soft and sweet
Let me hold it close and keep it here with me

And one day we will die
And our ashes will fly from the aeroplane over the sea
But for now we are young
Let us lay in the sun
And count every beautiful thing we can see
Love to be
In the arms of all I'm keeping here with me

Anna's ghost all around
Hear her voice as it's rolling and ringing through me
Soft and sweet
How the notes all bend and reach above the trees

Now how I remember you
How I would push my fingers through
Your mouth to make those muscles move
That made your voice so smooth and sweet
And now we keep where we don't know
All secrets sleep in winter clothes
With one you loved so long ago
Now he don't even know his name

What a beautiful face
I have found in this place
That is circling all round the sun
And when we meet on a cloud
I'll be laughing out loud
I'll be laughing with everyone I see
Can't believe how strange it is to be anything at all

>>21369030
Is broccoli too hardcore for you?

>>21368957
KALE IS GOD-TIER.

>>21368979

Real veggiecre fans don't do frozen.

>>21369035
Wow those are beautiful lyrics. Here I also wrote some:


Two headed boy
All floating in glass
The sun it has passed
Now it's blacker than black
I can hear as you tap on your jar
I am listening to hear where you are
I am listening to hear where you are

Two headed boy
Put on Sunday shoes
And dance round the room to accordion keys
With the needle that sings in your heart
Catching signals that sound in the dark
Catching signals that sound in the dark
We will take off our clothes
And they'll be placing fingers through the notches in your spine
And when all is breaking
Everything that you could keep inside
Now your eyes ain't moving
Now they just lay there in their climb

Two headed boy
With pulleys and weights
Creating a radio played just for two
In the parlor with a moon across her face
And through the music he sweetly displays
Silver speakers that sparkle all day
Made for his lover who's floating and choking with her hands across her face
And in the dark we will take off our clothes
And they'll be placing fingers through the notches in your spine

Two headed boy
There is no reason to grieve
The world that you need is wrapped in gold silver sleeves
Left beneath Christmas trees in the snow
And I will take you and leave you alone
Watching spirals of white softly flow
Over your eyelids and all you did
Will wait until the point when you let go

>>21369038
broccoli is a devil weed that tastes like pure, unadulterated, shit.

>>21368664
I lol'd pretty hard at this.

>>21368694
Asparagus got a 10.0 when it was reissued, does that mean it is actually perfect? No way. Develop your own taste you fucking drone.

broccoli is just 2healthy4u

>>21369059
Wow those are beautiful lyrics. Here I wrote some:

.

>2011
>not exclusively eating post-zucchini.

>ctrl+f
>no okra

Okay I let you guys roam free when you claimed Loveless was the best /mu/ core, I even kept my mouth shut when I didn't see Section 80 on the hip hop /mu/ awards sheet. But no OKRA? Are you fags retarded? Not one okra in this shit thread?

10/10 I raged

>>21369162
are pickles post-cucumbers?

>>21369001
/mu/ has spoken.

okay how to request archive

>>21369089
Now that's just insulting. I had written some, but I guess I'll just leave this trash:

The only girl I've ever loved
Was born with roses in her eyes
But then they buried her alive
One evening 1945
With just her sister at her side
And only weeks before the guns
All came and rained on everyone
Now she's a little boy in Spain
Playing pianos filled with flames
On empty rings around the sun
All sing to say my dream has come

But now we must pack up every piece
Of the life we used to love
Just to keep ourselves
At least enough to carry on

And now we ride the circus wheel
With your dark brother wrapped in white
Says it was good to be alive
But now he rides a comet's flame
And won't be coming back again
The Earth looks better from a star
That's right above from where you are
He didn't mean to make you cry
With sparks that ring and bullets fly
On empty rings around your heart
The world just screams and falls apart

But now we must pack up every piece
Of the life we used to love
Just to keep ourselves
At least enough to carry on

And here's where your mother sleeps
And here is the room where your brothers were born
Indentions in the sheets
Where their bodies once moved but don't move anymore
And it's so sad to see the world agree
That they'd rather see their faces fill with flies
All when I'd want to keep white roses in their eyes

>>21369175

okra is entry level shit

Hey /mu/ whats the best variety of headphones in your opinions? I already have a lovely speaker setup but i can rarely use it.

>>21369193
http://chanarchive.org/request_votes
2/4 votes

>>21369179
haha, that is exactly what I thought as soon as I posted that.

I'm a big fan of post-grapes.
Or that avant garde fruit "Grapples."

>>21369197
I apologize. Here, enjoy:

Sweet communist
The communist daughter
Standing on the sea-weed water
Semen stains the mountain tops
Semen stains the mountain tops
With cocoa leaves along the border
Sweetness sings from every corner
Cars careening from the clouds
The bridges burst and twist around
And wanting something warm and moving
Bends towards herself the soothing
Proves that she must still exist
She moves herself about her fist
Sweet communist
The communist daughter
Standing on the sea-weed water
Semen stains the mountain tops
Semen stains the mountain tops
Semen stains the mountain tops
Semen stains the mountain tops
Semen stains the mountain tops
Semen stains the mountain tops
Semen stains the mountain tops
Semen stains the mountain tops
Semen stains the mountain tops
Semen stains the mountain tops
Semen stains the mountain tops
Semen stains the mountain tops
Semen stains the mountain tops
Semen stains the mountain tops
Semen stains the mountain tops
Semen stains the mountain tops
Semen stains the mountain tops
Semen stains the mountain tops
Semen stains the mountain tops
Semen stains the mountain tops
Semen stains the mountain tops
Semen stains the mountain tops

>>21369175
IMMA EAT UP ALL OF THE OKRA

i bet /mu/ cant even count to potato

>having a leafy green vegetable other than chard

Sure is entry-level in here

>>21369292