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>>6660829
huh?

So we had troubles in the last battle against DC you know, Kyosuke had a really hard time booting his mech's operative system that time.

It seems he forgot to press Alt

...more?

These guys from the Octo Squad are pretty boring. I mean, doing stand up is pretty common among our kind. Radha preffers to meditate instead... well you know dem indians.

Katina was punishing Russel with a cactus or something, and Leona is.. well, you know I love that girl, but it's weird, I think she lied to them. She said to the others she would be occupied spending time with me.. but she hasn't come here yet! I know she should come because recall her saying "I have a hard task to do"

Oh.. an /m/ version of Ultros.. the Octo Squad

Welp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze_L_ICcDQI

It helps to listen to this song while browsing this thread

I'll admit, I laughed a bit.

Haha, these guys from the SRX team are crazy, it's like they aren't even from our world, you know?

We were having these monthly med tests and they had to do it in the Hiryuu with us. There was this huge ruckus because Viletta didn't want to weigh herself. Lefina heard her comply but couldn't convince her to step on the scale. Viletta insisted that the ship needed to use the superior system, to weigh in grams

YES! MORE!

I'll be monitoring this thread

So did you guys know that Elz... er.. Ratsel, besides being a genius, an amazing pilot and an elite cook, is a fantastic musician? Yup, he did that even before piloting!

He was telling us the other day that, in honor of his horse he called his things "Trombe". Well, what we didn't know is that is that he numbered them, for example, his Aussenseiter is Trombe 5, and his instrument was the Trombone

Go on please. I want more amusement out of this thread.

>>6660883
Heh, that was a good one.

>>6660883
>in grams

Okay I chuckled.

These kids from The School are pretty intelligent you know. This morning they were having this huge argument about art where Latooni insisted that she loved renaissance's, but Seolla instead was going on and on about this 80's art expo where most of pieces were paintings of letters. She said her favorite was a rad o

When did "brevity is the soul of wit" lose meaning?

>>6660920
Ok, i laughed at that one for maybe 2 minutes. Your good, buddy, very good.

Damnit Tasuku! When did Leona let you out again?

I don't really know this ginger.. um.. Axel. He's pretty weird, yesterday for example there was this huge dog licking the honey of a pie Ratsel just made. When Axel found out about that he instantly pointed at Kyo with this furious face. "IT'S HIS FAULT!!" he said "I KNEW IT! YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED!". No one understood, but he insisted "wasn't it a bee wolf?"

>>6660933
Is it so hard to have fun?

You should know I love playing old videogames. My favorite genre is RPG! I am in love with retro RPGs, those centuries old SNES games are the best! The other day I was playing this really good game, having a good time, this frog just joined my party and I was going to enter the dungeon of a really powerful boss. Then suddenly Zengar stormed into my room and slashed my TV in half with his katana.

I yelled "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" and he stared with this really serious face at me. He said "Can't stand the gate of Magus"

You may think this war is very serious to spend time on gaming and all that, but that's not true. You see, there are pilots who were former progamers! Tenzan, Ryusei.. even old man Bian. Yeah, Lune's dad himself! They say that, because he couldn't afford arcade coins, he ended up making the DC.

>>6660883
Hah!

Speaking of the vidya, among the crew the most played genre must be fighting games. We even have these huge tournaments where whoever wins gets a kiss from the male pilot they like the most. It seems Mai didn't understand it was a Guilty Gear tournament, because she kept insisting on picking Ryu

Lune's been sad lately. It seems Masaki doesn't pay much attention to her anymore. She found out that he also has a couple of girlfriends in La Gias, you know, his home. It seems his favorite has the element of ice. That's pretty cool

pic related

>>6661190
Aw come on, some are pretty good.

Like.. two

There was this huge confusion the other day on that battle against DC remnants. Rio and Ryoto kept arging nonstop. Ryoto is a calm guy, but surprisingly he lost it when Rio said "WHY WOULD I EVEN WANT AN ENGLISH FOOTBALL T-SHIRT WHEN PILOTING THE HUCKEBEIN? I ASKED YOU TO COMBINE!". He got tears on his eyes and yelled back to her "YOU SAID I SHOULD SUPPORT THE GUNNERS!"

>>6661202
Well that's it. Nothing will ever surpass this post.

gg, Tasuku.

>>6661202
Thread over.

Signed, /sp/

>>6661202
... fuck you Tasuku. Fuck you. I'm a Wanderers Fan

Very funny, this should be archived

I can always get past any thread but when it's Tasuku my mouse breaks and the computer crashes.

Weird huh?

Alfimi reappeared the other day, she said she went to another dimension, The Frontier or something like that. Kusuha went to Alfimi with an extremely happy face. "So you went to the Frontier?". "Yes" replied Alfimi. "So? Did you get me an autograph? I love their songs!". Alfimi made this weird face "wha-?", Kusuha then yelled "I FREAKIN LOVE RANKA!"

So the other day Folka and Fernando were talking about their race and all, when Fernando asks him "Are you sure you want to fight your own kind?" "shura"

It seems Excellen is pretty dirty, but not in the 'good way' if you know what I mean. There was a time when Excellen's mech was pretty bad on roaches.

I mean, it was so bad that it gave her mech her current name: the Weiss Critter

A couple years ago it seems Ibis had a pretty traumatic experience, it makes her hear sounds in her head and everything.

She got lost in a forest, she ended up crying against a tree but then this wise old man came to her and helped her to escape. She first said "Hi, I'm Ibis Douglas from PTD, I want to get outta here! *sob*"

Then he answered "Shooting Star, cut through the right

I like this thread.

What's up with /d/? The other day I went there and saw a thread about the girls on our team starring in some tentacle doujins, what the hell? There were even animals involved!

Guess now I know why they call us the Octo Squid

Haha, these girls! Shine and Latooni try to act all grown up you know, but the other day I saw them watching kiddie cartoons! I mean, nothing wrong with a couple laughs here and there, but they seem obsessed with the Fairly On Parentes

>This entire thread

Stay classy /m/

I fucking love Tasuku now

>>6660851
>punchline
>pic

oh lawd

this thread has received 1 of 4 requests needed to trigger archival.

Guess the old site got full?

top marks

So the other day I was thinking about a name for my show. This kid with a bowl haircut came up with a great idea

Stand up to the comedy!

What do you guys think?

So do you only make jokes about OGverse or about anything /m/-related?

>>6661471
I fucking WISH.

>>6661530
I can say that if it isn't a joke about mecha, it's not /m/e

I remember that time I joined the Londo Bell. We got an IQ test, too.

The results were unexpected, it seems the captain wasn't too bright

You know, these jokes don't seem to have any gravity.

The princess was sad the other day. She said she went to Axel's dimension so she could become Shadow Mirror Idol. Her attempt was unsuccesful, though. It was pretty sad.

I guess she didn't shine

I never understood why Elzam would ever want to be captain of the Kurogane, having those amazing piloting skills.

Well, I guess he digs that

Bumping this masterpiece of thread

I fucking love this thread

>>6661608
Why do you stop with the puns? Don't you know the drill?

>>6661799
Probably he ran out of images. There's like... 4 fanarts of Tasuku in the internet.

>>6661809
Darn. So I guess we're cutting this short

>>6660866
>Orthros

Fixed.

>>6661813
You broke me

You act like I haven't Xine this kind of thread before.

I guess you guys must have missed me. Leona ended up doing a pretty hard task. It was a great experience. if you know what I mean.

If you didn't understand, don't worry thoug, you don't need to make a great effort

>>6661799
I don't know you guys but I dig the Kurogane. I mean, girls become pretty wicked. Capt. Lefina for example wanted to go down

I guess girls get really horny down there

>>6661868
You lost me

>>6661877
Don't feel too bad if you can't follow Tasuku's logic.
The boy has a decent sense of humor, but he just isn't very sharp.

I'm sorry. That wasn't very good.

>>6661895
Don't be too hard on yourself!
Sure, you deserve criticism for that last joke, but that's no reason too get carried away.

>>6661895
>>6661897
Zengar and Elzam stand-up comedy. it would be ground-breaking

This is so darn funny. It has to be archived. It's so bad it's punny

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes
this thread has received 3 of 4 requests needed to trigger archival.

Achived this

>>6661994
Damn, meant to say archived.

So is this the birth of /m/'s own Ultros?

I'm super ok with this.

Well thank you /m/, you're a great audience.

It seems Arado's gone, no one knows where he is. We concluded he flew away. It seems this redheaded clown was following him, trying to kidnap him to gain profit and get his Wild Burger

You must've heard we'll get 2nd OG. In this game we'll get some friends, like the SRW D ones! Goddamn I love these kids.

But they must be with each other, or else it means trouble. Alone, Joshua is a pain in the ass, so we figured out that to make him feel better we'll need a Rim job

>>6661999

What are you talking about? We've had this faggotry ever since the @3 portraits were leaked.

>>6662022
This isn't a roleplaying thread you know?

Fuck the roleplaying threads. FUCK THEM IN THE ASS.

This one's cool tho. And funny. And he used mugshots because he ran out of images.

You think Masaki's breath is bad? Wait until he breaks wind.

You know, I guess Lune's pilot suit is a little tight on her. She was telling me she's thinking of greasing the inside with valsione

Kusuha's drink was very poisonous, it tasted like bullet

I guess Mai had kind of a hard time adapting to living around civvies. She kept having bad flashbacks every time she saw someone wearing Levis.

>>6661608
I know why he stays on the Kurogane most of the time.

People didn't believe him when he said he could pilot anything. Now he just wants to drill the point home.

Last replies are lame.

Sorry guys.

Gilliam seems pretty busy in history section of the library
He is counting heroes' chronicles

I heard Excellen is finally ditching Kyosuke. She keeps saying he's such a stick in the mud, he doesn't have enough of a sense of humor.

Right now she's trying to find herself a real weiss guy.

something something alfimi something smart something something einst ein

Am I funny now?

>>6662067
Depends. My gut only tells me to not decide one way or the other.

>>6662067
Needs some references, surprise values, and try not to be too random.
Humors, how do they work.

>>6662068
GTFO

>>6660883
>>6660920
>>6661202
Best ones by far. Saved.

Bump

>This whole thread

SUBARASHII!!!

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This thread still lives? awesome.

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