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Masochist: read any Joyce book without using notes.

Fanatic: Read more than 200 pages of correspondence written by an author.

Zealot: Read the entire oeuvre of an author who has published more than three novels.

Under the Bell Jar: Read five books written by female authors.

High Seas: Read Heart of Darkness, Moby-Dick, and Robinson Crusoe.

Austenite: Read at least three Jane Austens and realize by the end of the third that they're all the same book.

Fantastic Fetishes: Fap to the "arse full of farts" Joyce letter.

Small Steps: Read 100 short stories.

>>625562

On the Marquis Tip: Read 120 Days of Sodom without masturbating.

Armchair Philosopher: Read at least one each of Plato, Aristotle, Kant, and Hobbes.

Nobel Whore: Read at least one book by every Nobel Prize in Literature winner.

Religious Zealotry: Read the Bible, the Qur'an, the Bhagavad Gita, and one text each of Taoism, Confucianism, Tibetan Buddhism, Mahayana Buddhism, and Zen Buddhism.

The Analytic Tradition: Read at least one book by the following: Hume, Russell, Frege, Ayer, Wittgenstein, Chalmers, Dennet, Quine, Kripke, and Searle.

>>625568
that only applies to inmates of an insane asylum treated for anti-social sadism

Paris PoMo: Read at least one book by each of the following authors: Lacan, Foucault, Derrida, Baudrillard, and Deleuze.

Sit Tight: Pay more than $1000 for a reading armchair.

Globe Trotter: read a book by an author from every country.

Is This All They'll Publish These Days?: Read 3 books in a row that involve childhood sexual abuse.

Doctorat in Revisionist History: Ready every Turtledove book.

Bridge Toll: Read three of the following: Twilight Saga, Anthem, Atlas Shrugged, The Catcher In the Rye

The Talker: Spend more than three consecutive hours in the /lit/ chatroom.

Questionable Advice: Read twelve books featured in Oprah's Book Club

ARCHIVE THIS

>>625627
not yet...

My record so far:
The Grand
Classical Scholar
Masochist
Fanatic
Zealot
Under The Bell Jar
Fantastic Fetishes (did not cum tho)
Armchair Philosopher

>>625625
Achievement - unlocked

You're a Wizard, Harry- Read the entire Harry Potter Series, consecutively.

Scholar's Shelf: Own the complete Norton Anthology collection.

This is Addicting: Your book collection habit is forcing you to eat ramen frequently.

Perhaps we could get some generous drawfags to provide icons?

>>625649
perhaps after the archiving.

Should these get point values?

Pringles Man: Read The Book of the New Sun.

Monopoly Man: Read The Fifth Head of Cerberus

Frost Giant in a Hat: Read the Soldier series.

>>625640
Harry Potter who?: Read the Dresden Files right afterwards.

Hobby Confused: Read three or more novels based off of a popular video game.

>On the Marquis Tip: Read 120 Days of Sodom without masturbating.
Well, I lost that one. HARD.

Mo' money' Mo problems - Have over 50 books unread that you purchased.

>>625642
GOLD TROPHY for having this and only having to get one of them for a class

The Sniffer- you like to smell books; especially when no one is looking.

Classic SyFy: Read at least one science fiction book by the following authors: Verne, Wells, Asimov, Clarke, Heinlein, Bradbury, Le Guin, and Vonnegut.

Expat: Read a novel by F. Scott Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemingway, and Gertrude Stein written while they lived in Paris.

Holy smokes, these are awesome.

Stoic to the Max: Watch 'Bright Star' without raging.

>>625679
Try again, said the little red hen.

Questionable Motives: Read 'Anarchists Cookbook', 'The Turner Diaries', and 'Patriots'.

Just Beat It: Read at least two works by Ginsberg, Kerouac, Burroughs, Cassady, Corso, and Conrad.

I CAN SEE FOREVER: Marry a feminist writer.

Your Little Beaver: Continue having open relations while married to a feminist writer.

this thread gives my reading life a whole new focus.

From Russia With Love: Read one by each of by the following: Tolstoy, Pushkin, Gogol, Chekov, Bulgakov, Dostoyevsky, Ivanov, Lermontov Nabokov, Solzhenitsyn,

>>625534

read in search of lost time last summer, have many books over 200 years old, have also read both the poetics and the birth of tragedy

so basically the only one's i'd care to bother with i've already done

Cross-Eyed Sartre: Your reading habit forces you to buy perscription glasses.

MANLY MOTHERFUCKER: Read the following: The Red Badge of Courage, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Grapes of Wrath, The Call of the Wild, The Iliad and the Odyssey, The Road, Hamlet, and any three books by Hemmingway.

Flightless Flock: Own 50 Penguin trade paperbacks

Fatmans Misery: Read Confederacy of Dunces and Lord of the Flies

>this thread gives my reading life a whole new focus.
Seconding this.
Especially because the only achievements I've unlocked so far are
-Fantastic Fetishes
-The Sniffer

Not something to be proud of...

The Basementdweller: Read American Psycho and complain about it being not graphic enough

>>625697
>Just Beat It

Middle East Beast: Read one by each of the following: Mahfouz, Pamuk, Darwish, Kadare, Maalouf, Shafak, Oz, Khayyám.

The Hipster: Read the books /lit/ talks about

Presidential Library: Read a biography of every US president.

>>625737
More like, 'The Rand', amirite.

Idealist Folly: Read all books by Kant and Hegel.

Fantastic FanFiction: Read The Aeneid and any two of Plato's early dialogues.

The Red Badge of Courage: Read everything Published in the MEGA (Marx Engels complete works)

Crossover Appeal 1: Read No Country for Old Men, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Jurassic Park, The Godfather, The Exorcist, To Kill a Mockingbird, and In Cold Blood.

The Braggart: you read books for showing off only.

Christfags Fucked My Shit Up: Read The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire.

I'm not Tao Lin, I swear: Make a thread about _Shoplifting From American Apparel_.

The Hivemind: read more than 5 books at the same time.

The Regular: Be disappointed when the daily House of Leaves thread doesn't materialize.

The Bukowski: finish a book whilst being drunk

The Eschatologist: Read Gibbons "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire", SPenglers "Decline of the West" and Barzuns "From Dawn to Decadence"

>>625767
more like
The Regular: Be content when the daily House of Leaves thread doesn't materialize.

The Cosmopo/li/tan: Only read books mentioned on /lit/ more than 5 times in 24 hours.

I am Dr. Kashmir: Contribute 7 pieces to ZWG

>>625620

Holy shit I have legitimately done this.

The Evangelist- Convince a hater that books are not gay, but are actually enjoyable.

I'm a Hippie: Read Stranger in a Strange Land, The Illuminatus! Trilogy, The Doors of Perception, Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out, and Inherent Vice.

The /. - Only read Sci-fi and Fantasy.

(aka The SlashDot)

The Queen: Read all the plays, essays, fairy tales and Picture of Dorian Grey by Oscar Wilde.

>>625785

The Antichrist- Convince a litfag that books are gay and not very intellectual.

Old School: Read only books published before 1792 for a whole year.

>>625796
Enter Godmode.

Yeah, Infinite Jest was pretty great: Pretend to have read a book that you haven't read.

The Decadent: Rip out every page you just read for 1 month.

The Whole Bard and Nothing But The Bard: Read and seen (in a theatre) the complete works of Shakespeare.

Renaissance Man: read 2 plays by each, Shakespeare, Marlowe, Jonson. Plus: THe Prince by Niccolò Machiavelli is obligatory

The Accidental Evangelist- Accidentally leave a lesser-known work by a classic author in a public place.

Unlocked... I left The Defense by Nabokov in a subway. I hope whoever found it actually read it. ;_;

The Good /lit/izen: Don't buy books, just use the library.

>>625562
can't find it, any hints?

Chief Rabbit- Read Watership Down without stopping to read something else.

>>625758
Did this but it was abridged.

>>625547

Dubliners, Ulysses. Yes for pretentious adolescence!

A hole in one: Read a complete book of length more than 300 pages in one sitting. (yes pee/coffee breaks are ok)

Blast from the Past: Re-read at least ten books from either the Goosebumps series, the Animorphs series, or the Deltora Quest series.

I want to make one about the whole 'below the dead the living strive' bit in Deltora Quest, and one about Sideways Stories of Wayside School, but I don't have any good ideas.

The Mariner: Read "The Nigger of the Narcissus" "Moby Dick" "The Sea-Wolf" and "20000 leagues under the Sea"

Weeaboo: Read fifteen novels written by Japanese authors.

Classic Yankee Prose: Read at least one prose book by: Poe, Melville, Twain, James, Sinclair, Hemingway, Fitzgerald, Faulkner, Steinbeck, and Henry Miller.

Latino Lit: Read at least one book by: Borges, Casares, Paz, Llosa, Marquez, Bolano, Neruda, and Cortazar.

Gonzo!: Read A Mencken Chrestomathy and Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72.

Big Dickens: Read Dickens entire corpus consecutively.

Perfect childhood: Read every Redwall novel without turning into a furry.

The Tin foil hat: carry a copy of The Catcher In The Rye and The Day Of The Jackal at all time.

The Horrorshow chelloveck/devotchka: read A Clockwork Orange without using a dictionary.

Love is my Craft- Read the Complete Works of H.P. Lovecraft

Eldritch horror: Read 20 stories based on the Cthulhu mythos.

Sagging Gambrel Roofs: Read 40 stories based on the Cthulhu mythos.

I am Providence: Read the entire works of H.P. Lovecraft

"Storm and Stress":
Read any 10 Works from the German literary period between
170 to 1780. A work by any other author than Goethe and Schiller will count twice...

Hipster:
Read books written by Easton Ellis, Murakami and Vonnegut

Never Doing That Again: Lend a book. The borrower never returns it.

A Hitchhiker through and through: Know where your towel is.

Celluloid Freak: Every time you watch a film you read the book it was based on if there is one, and viceversa.

I'm so into this.

I did The Grand. Swedish translation of Order of the Phoenix was 1001 pages long.

I've done the gRand.

lolatlasshrugged

Dog Pound: leave dogear tabs in 100 books.

The Devils Advocate: Read "Faust", "Paradise Lost", "Master and Margerita" "His Dark Materials" and "Inferno"

Reading Pals: Lend someone a bookmark when they desperately need one.

>>625844

People use a cheatsheet for that? Man, that kills all the fun. Faggots.

Cogito Eco Sum: Read "The Name of The Rose", "Foucaults Pendulum", "Baudolino" as well as one academic work of Umberto Eco.

The Canadian Experience: Read "The English Patient", "Life of Pi", 2 novels by Farley Mowat, 2 novels by Margaret Atwood, 3 short stories by Margaret Laurence, and Pierre Trudeau's autobiography.

Keeping Up With The Brontës: Read all the Novels written by the Brontë sisters.

>>625891
Add the Deptford Trilogy to this one.

>>625878
sorry, since i didn't grow up in a socialist country, I don't know Russian, my bad...

Bookworm: Have over twenty images of books, libraries, bookshelves, etc. saved to your harddrive.

>>625891

Upside Down Words: Read 5 books by 5 different Australian authors.

>>625900
By the end you will be bleeding maple syrup.

>>625855
I don't want the copy of Lolita I lent you if you've been holding on to it for a year.

5 Under 35: Read five books written in the last ten years.

>sorry, since i didn't grow up in a socialist country, I don't know Russian, my bad...
You're supposed to not understand it. The beauty of the book is that it shows you how quick you learn to use slang yourself.
I have to admit that I used a dictionary for the first 3 chapters though, after that,the language started to feel naturally.

Brilliance and Banality: Read 3 works by Jane Austen

The Deviant: read Naked Lunch, Gravity's Rainbow, Crash, Salo, and rape a child in an unusual fashion

The Monocle And Top Hat: Only read books written over 100 years ago.

Asia on Viagra: Read any novel of James Clavell's Asian Saga.

Over9000: Own more than 500 books.

Archive please-

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/main.php?mode=submit

thread id:625534
board: /lit/

>>625935

Why not wait until we hit the reply limit?

>>625917
that was in the goddamn third reply

>>625926
I got 500 pages into Shogun, can I get partial credit?

>>625937
Doesn't the archive update the threads until they die?

>>625937
Are we ever going to?

>>625961
yes, therefore it doesn't matter.

Supreme Erotomania: The Tropic of Cancer, Quiet Nights in Clichy, Delta of Venus, Justine, Philosophy In The Beaudoir, Venus in Furs, The Kamasutra, Songs Of Salomon, Fanny Hill,The Decamerone, Lady Chatterleys Lover, Fear Of Flying, Lolita, Casanovas Memoirs, La Ronde.
Also Fap furiously while reading them.

>>625954
I do believe that's sufficient.

>Thread 625534 has already been archived.

Platinum Membership- Become a member of the rewards program of three or more bookstore chains.

FUCKING BORDERS!: The Borders you just went to didn't have any of the books you were looking for.

Garage Sailor: Obtain a used book for <10% of what it would have cost at a chain book store.

>>625857
>>625855
>>625846
>>625762
>>625762
>>625737
>>625674
got all these
also
Turned my life around: /lit/ reminded you how great reading can be.

Someone artistically inclined should design medals/trophies for these, if they're up to it.

>>625984
This is the best part of summer

>>626006
I volunteer my time, once i get around to it. I'll do them in the order i get ideas for them.

>>625984
I bought four books for a grand total of 40 cents.
Felt good, man.

>>626006
Maybe we should filter out the best ones first.

>>626022
That may take time...

>>626028
Time well spent.

>>626006

Perhaps some magnanimous drawfags from /ic/ (or wherever it is they hang out) could help us out with that..

The Rocket Ship: Read every book that has won the Hugo Award
Starman: Read every book that has won the Nebula Award

>>626031
/co/ has some good (and mostly nice, what with /co/ being love) ones. maybe we should ask around in there?

>>626042

Sounds like a plan..wanna start the thread over there?

The Kindred Spirit: Start up a conversation with every stranger you see reading a book you have read

>>626052
nah. You go right ahead.

>>626052
>>626057

>/lit/ is too scared to ask other boards for help

>>626063
What on earth for? The Anons of /co/ are practically family!

The Inner Child: Read every Newberry-winning book.

>>626063

I was just thinking >>626042 was more familiar with /co/. I might unknowingly commit some horrible faux pas, and this is 4chan after all.

Picture Books Are Literature Too: Read every Caldecott Medal winner.

>>626073
I don't think it's possible to do something like that on /co/. They're pretty chill most of the time, and I don't see how you could mention any of the few things that might set them off if you're just asking for some drawfag help.

The Grand
An Apple A Week
Fanatic
Zealot
Under the Bell Jar
This Is Addicting
Hobby Confused
The Evangelist
The Good /lit/izen
A Hole In One
Never Doing That Again
Dog Pound
Bookworm
Fucking Borders!
Garage Sailor
Turned My Life Around

All the ones I have...

>>626083
High Five!

The Russian: Read at least five books by Dostoevsky, Tolstoy, Nabokov, Chekhov, or Strugatsky.

>>625557
>>625917

>>625704
>>626101

Okay, repeats are starting to pop up. F3 is your friend, guys.

Grand And A Half: Read a work that is 1500 pages or longer.

Compiled these to a .txt document

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?nnwgmymwmnn

>>/co/16493196

>>626117

Might as well use pastebin for that..much easier access.

>>626117
Oh, you're wonderful!

The Distracted: Have at least 15 books in your to-read list.

How Do You Turn This Thing On: Read at least 30 ebooks.

The Lover: Read 20 books with explicit sex scenes.

>>626134
http://pastebin.com/ZWnSdUwv

A bit weird looking right now. Will fix.

The Grand
Grand And A Half
An Apple A Week
Fanatic
Zealot
Under the Bell Jar
This Is Addicting
Hobby Confused
The Evangelist
The Good /lit/izen
A Hole In One
Never Doing That Again
Dog Pound
Bookworm
Fucking Borders!
Garage Sailor
Turned My Life Around
The Undistracted
The Dedicated
Mile-Wide Attention Span
The Distracted

A few more for me...

How the hell do so many people have Fanatic? Which author's correspondence did you read?

What Do You Mean It's Not Political?: Read 7 works by Tom Clancy

The Idealist: Refused to dislike a book until you attempted to read it.

The Assumption: Hate a book you've never attempted to read.

I feel insecure that I don't have as many of these as I thought I would.

again and again: read a book until you know the plot by heart.

>>626218
I've read Black Hawk Down five times and own the DVD. I've lost count of how many times I've seen the movie.

Dan Browned: Found the hard way that Dan Brown is full of shit.

>>626222
*bleep bloop*

>>626207
The conspicuous lack of people posting their achievements suggests you're not alone.

>The Assumption: Hate a book you've never attempted to read.

Hipster Tier: I read a Bukowski book in under a month once. I reread it later in the same amount of time. And get this: The second time through I didn't even puke or get mad at how bad of a writer he was.

>>626238
Yeah, I assumed that would nab almost all of /lit/. Either Ayn Rand or Twilight or something along those lines.

>>626234
ive been posting a few but I have to look around the room to find more things to come up with.

also
Darksider: wrote a fanfic. (more like an anti-achievement)

Speed Reader: Read an entire book in one day.
Double Down: Read two different books in one day.

>>626129
>>>/co/16493196

The Contributor: Have a novel that your wrote successfully published

Iamb is an Iamb: Write a sonnet completely in iambic pentameter

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, so long lives this, and this gives life to thee: Read the complete words of Shakespeare.

>The Monocle And Top Hat: Only read books written over 100 years ago.

>>626218
>Again and again

>Sit Tight: Pay more than $1000 for a reading armchair.

>>626273

>Faggot Tier: Posting a thumbnail.

>>626255
Trochee is a Trochee: Write a poem in trochaic tetrameter

The Dragon Dancer: Dedicate your life to a book that will never be finished.

>This is Addicting: Your book collection habit is forcing you to eat ramen frequently.

>>626281

Just standardizing them at a manageable size so they can easily be tiled into a single large pic with all the achievements.

>>626290

Way to post another thumbnail you cunt.

>>626290
see >>626281

>The Sniffer- you like to smell books; especially when no one is looking.

>>626151
how do you turn this thing on: read 30+ ebooks

>>626300

chill bro

Osmosis: For whatever reason, sleep with a book under your pillow once.

>>626281
>>626300
>>626308
see
>>626297

You need to think ahead.

>>626314
i lold

good job anon

Unlocked:

Second Best
The Grand
The Collector
An Apple a Week
Fanatic
Under the Bell Jar
Small Steps

The Talker
This is Addicting
Mo' money' Mo problems
The Sniffer

The Basementdweller
The Hipster
The Hivemind
A hole in one
Never Doing That Again
Reading Pals
Bookworm
5 Under 35
FUCKING BORDERS!
Garage Sailor

The Kindred Spirit
The Undistracted
Grand And A Half:
The Distracted
How Do You Turn This Thing On
The Idealist
again and again
Speed Reader
Double Down
Turned my life around
Osmosis

The Serial Killer: Read "The Catcher In The Rye" and "A Clockwork Orange" and genuinely find them to be your favorite books of all time.

The Double-Metro Insert: have two hardback copies of the same book from the same printing year; book must be from prior to 1970.

>>625782
> I am Dr. Kashmir: Contribute 7 pieces to ZWG

I think I got 5 under 35 when I read the Deltora Quest in like 3rd grade when I bought each one the week it came out.

>Questionable Advice: Read twelve books featured in Oprah's Book Club

>MANLY MOTHERFUCKER: Read the following: The Red Badge of Courage, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Grapes of Wrath, The Call of the Wild, The Iliad and the Odyssey, The Road, Hamlet, and any three books by Hemmingway.

>>626362
can she even read? I mean with her whole 'BAWWWWW I GREW UP IN AN IMPOVERISHED BLACK NEIGHBOURHOOD AND GOT RAPED BY A PENIS' story? Or perhaps that's all bullshit.

Enemy of anon: read any L. Ron Hubbard book.
(dont have. dont want.)

>>626367

>implying Hamlet is manly

>Paris PoMo: Read at least one book by each of the following authors: Lacan, Foucault, Derrida, Baudrillard, and Deleuze.

>From Russia With Love: Read one by each of by the following: Tolstoy, Pushkin, Gogol, Chekov, Bulgakov, Dostoyevsky, Ivanov, Lermontov Nabokov, Solzhenitsyn.

I hope someone is making a graphic/Bingo chart for these things.

The Grand: Finish a book that is over 1000 pages long.
Grand And A Half: Read a work that is 1500 pages or longer.
An Apple A Week: Read 52 books in a single calendar year.
Zealot: Read the entire oeuvre of an author who has published more than three novels.
Under the Bell Jar: Read five books written by female authors.
This Is Addicting: Your book collection habit is forcing you to eat ramen frequently.
Hobby Confused: Read three or more novels based off of a popular video game.
The Evangelist: Convince a hater that books are not gay, but are actually enjoyable.
The Good /lit/izen: Don't buy books, just use the library.
A Hole In One: Read a complete book of length more than 300 pages in one sitting.
Never Doing That Again: Lend a book. The borrower never returns it.
Dog Pound: Leave dogear tabs in 100 books.
Bookworm: Have over twenty images of books, libraries, bookshelves, etc. saved to your harddrive.
5 Under 35: Read five books written in the last ten years.
Fucking Borders!: The Borders you just went to didn't have any of the books you were looking for.
Garage Sailor: Obtain a used book for <10% of what it would have cost at a chain book store.
Turned My Life Around: /lit/ reminded you how great reading can be.
The Undistracted: Continue reading a book while going to the bathroom.
The Dedicated: Continue reading a book while using a urinal.
Mile-Wide Attention Span: Successfully read two different books at the same time.
The Distracted: Have at least 15 books in your to-read list.
What Do You Mean It's Not Political?: Read 7 works by Tom Clancy
The Idealist: Refused to dislike a book until you attempted to read it.
The Assumption: Hate a book you've never attempted to read.
Again and Again: read a book until you know the plot by heart.
Darksider: Wrote a fanfic.
Speed Reader: Read an entire book in one day.
Double Down: Read two different books in one day.
Osmosis: For whatever reason, sleep with a book under your pillow once.

>mo money mo problems: have over 50 books unread that you've purchased

>Religious Zealotry
>Scholar's Shelf
>A hole in one
>The Undistracted
>Speed Reader
>again and again
>Love is my Craft
>Never Doing That Again
>Bookworm
>How Do You Turn This Thing On
>FUCKING BORDERS!
>The Kindred Spirit
>Double Down

Awww yeah!

>The Hipster: Read the books /lit/ talks about

Going to sleep now..if someone would collect the latest achievements into a new textfile/pastebin it would be pretty sweet.

/b/tard - Read Lolita, American Psycho, 120 Days of Sodom. Fap to all three.

Linguist - Read Kafka in German, Dostoyevski in Russian, Les Miserables in French

Sadist - Read Finnegans Wake, with no spark notes or any such analysis

Is This Real Life?: Read only non-fiction for one year.

Just Want to Fit In: consciously hold your books with the title facing inward as you walk.

Check Me Out: Consciously hold you books with the title facing outward as you walk.

Small Steps
The Talker
Classic SyFy:
The Hivemind:
The Evangelist
A hole in one
Blast from the Past
The Horrorshow chelloveck/devotchka
Never Doing That Again:
A Hitchhiker through and through.
Reading Pals
5 Under 35:
FUCKING BORDERS!:
Garage Sailor:
Turned my life around
The Kindred Spirit
The Undistracted
Mile-Wide Attention Span
The Assumption
again and again
Osmosis:
The Serial Killer
Is This Real Life?


More than I thought I'd have

> The Sniffer-

> Osmosis:

> Again and Again:

> Garage Sailor:

> The Distracted:

> Fucking Borders!:

> Speed Reader:

> Check Me Out:

>>626445
Or is this just fantasy: Read The Hobbit / The Lord of the Rings / The Silmarillion all by J.R.R. Tolkien, The Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan, Anansi Boys / American Gods by Neil Gaiman, and the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett.

Timeline Traveller: Read the Silmarillion, the Hobbit and then the Lord of the Rings trilogy in order.

What the Fuck am I Reading?: Read a choose your own adventure book like a normal book

Well, it's been fun. Looking forward to seeing these in one list.

>>626568
That is hilariously difficult (but not impossible) to follow. I did it once.

certified il/lit/erate: don't read books, too busy reading /lit/.
Justin Bieber: Never read a work of fiction or nonfiction originally written in German. see below for sauce.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkKqihEUmH4&feature=player_embedded

Humbert is a Monster: Do not smirk at any joke or word-play in Lolita

Screw Biology, I have Literature: As a child, you frequently read well after bedtime, in the dark.

American Education: You got in trouble in school for reading too much.

Done both.

Too Deep for You: Attempt to discuss deeper meanings of books with others

ADMIT IT, YOU'VE DONE THIS

>>626669
I will kill this child.

>>626731
Get in line. I raged.

Have You Heard?: Read and discuss a widely known book without knowing it is widely known.

That's it?: Read an abridged book without realizing it is abridged.

>>626788
Deutch Rage!

>>625530
HttP://@+.Kimm0à.se/

>>626908
I've done that before. I was a kid at the time, though, so.

The Completionist: Read the intro to books.

>>626933
Always.

Fukken Saved!

>>625531
H t t p : / / A T . k i m m

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