ads

She's an absolute loon, even by standard soccer mom standards.

Sage for not weapons related.

>>11009082

You cannot reason someone out of a point they didn't reason them self into.

>>11009082
hyperrealist maternal instinct.

>>11009090

Indeed, all of her idiocy is based off emotion entirely.

If you're 23....why do you spend time talking to your friends mother?

>>11009106
Not to mention hanging out with a 15 year old

>>11009082
NERF THE WORLD

ohwait...

Are you just figuring out that women like to over think what men might think is stupid shit?

This is practically biological, women are designed to point out what they perceive as "men's erring ways".
With all this equality, we are now stuck listening to them, even when they bother the fuck out of us.

probably cause she never had a strong male role model, therefore never developed a healthy sexuality, therefore builds up stress and insecurity, therefore takes it out on the world in the form of some disgusting matriarchal "nanny-state"

just a guess

if those women were subjected to a strong masculine influence, they wouldn't feel the need to go spreading their opinions and would stay at home where they never have to bother with reason

> "YOU'RE A CHILD (23) YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING

This is a psychological complex that is instinctive in some people. I forget its name. But its supposedly evolutionary, making older more experienced people simply unable to accept that a belief or long established idea they have can be corrected or changed by a younger person. It will haunt you no matter how old you become as long as she lives.

>>11009112
>Implying I said I hangout with the kid, and not just know that she's batshit insane about her childrens safety
>>11009106
My mom invited some people over for dinner, I was one of them. I started talking to my brother about he liked his 18th birthday present (I bought him a Yugo SKS) and she overheard and went on about how guns are bad and we're going to murder people, you know, the generic soccer mom rant.

feminists have sexually repressed themselves, having turned themselves into something no man wants, and are taking it out by voting for these obvious lying sociopaths whom have nice hair and will protect our children

>>11009135

next time, don't humor her

seriously, you're validating her opinions

you need to laugh hysterically in her face and walk out of the room

>>11009135
Just tell her to STFU. Seriously, she's a guest, she should behave as one. She's a rude preachy cunt.

>>11009137
>will protect our children
I never understood this logic. Why would you want to depend on someone else to protect your family when you're fully capable of doing it yourself? This is even truer when one has, wait for it, a fucking firearm. By having others "protect" our children, ironically enough it brings them more harm since they don't know how to take care of their damn selves.

>>11009167
>believes guests must puppet the hosts opinion

You sound like a douche.

>>11009150
Yes and in 5 years after said 15 year old moves out of the house to get away from her strangling influence, you need to invite hims\her to go shooting with you.

It's the best way to stop the next generation of that family from becoming the same thing.

> driving my 1945 Willy MB with a reenacting buddy of mine
> full paratrooper gear
> 1903A4 Strapped to the hood, BAR locked into the Machine gun penal
> buddies M1 is in the scabbard, on the passenger side
> just a casual Sunday drive on our way back from a reenactment in Wisconsin
> we drive threw this burg and pull in for gas and a hotdog
> a fleet of SUV's and vans pull up
> soccer moms and kids exit to Micky D's next door
> some of the kids run up to us and see our awesome Jeep
Moms and dads also walk up and ask for pictures
> let the kids wear our helmets, sit on the machine gun mount, crawl in and out of the Jeep
> soccer moms and dads thank us, and pay for our hotdogs
> our faces when

Not all soccer moms are complete cunts. Once in a great while, we find a diamond on the rough.

I still have a 100 stories involving this jeep and all the grief it gives me.

so angsty. maybe they're like that because you demonstrate your immaturity daily and for better or worse they love you and don't want to see you harmed?

or that her husband beats her savagely when he sees unexpected doctor's bills.

Because women have been like that since the first tribe formed. Cavemen gathered around a fire for warmth, and the women quickly got pissed off. "Fire is unsafe and I don't want it in my home. Think of the children!"

Just look at the bitches who formed the anti-saloon league and the "women's christian temperance union" in the early 20th century. For a few years they managed to get alcohol banned and they became one of the most powerful political forces in America.

This kind of shit will happen again, only it will be guns banned instead of alcohol. And just like the alcohol ban, the gun ban will accomplish fuck all.

I never understood this logic. Why would you want to depend on someone else to protect your family when you're fully capable of doing it yourself? This is even truer when one has, wait for it, a fucking firearm. By having others "protect" our children, ironically enough it brings them more harm since they don't know how to take care of their damn selves.

>>11009189

>implying

The Brady Campaign and such have reached their peaks back in the 90s. Due to the 2nd Amendment being ruled as an individual right, these groups are now considered Hate Groups.

>>11009180
do tell

/k/ hates women /k/ hates women /k/ hates women /k/ hates women /k/ hates women /k/ hates women /k/ hates women /k/ hates women /k/ hates women /k/ hates women /k/ hates women /k/ hates women /k/ hates women /k/ hates women /k/ hates women /k/ hates women /k/ hates women /k/ hates women /k/ hates women /k/ hates women /k/ hates women /k/ hates women /k/ hates women /k/ hates women

>>11009301

/k/ hates retards, just the fact that some mothers are full retard is just a coincidence.

>>11009251
> I was Army reserves at the time so I often drove my jeep when it was warm out to Drill
> this was the first time I drove it a considerable distance since I restored it.

> women is not so much a soccer mom, but an older mother of two asshole teenagers
> still felt she was the neighborhood death camp kommandant
> God forbid you drive a motorcycle, or launch a few fireworks, or even hand a bonfire in your back yard
> noise complaints er'day
> her husband was cool however, but real quite

> Loading up the Jeep with a duffel of gear
> see soccer mom on morning jog
> be a nice neighbor and wave
> she trots up to me
"What on earth is that ugly thing in the driveway."
> This is a 1945 Willy's Jeep made by Ford
> It was the Backbone of all transportation through out WWII
" Why couldn't you get something nicer, like a classic car. This is an eye sore."
> Because this is what I always wanted, and it works for Veteran's Day, Flag day, and 4th of July parades as well
"It a machine of war, it has no place here, you should get rid of it!"
> Like it or not, this little thing did everything from ambulance, communications, supply, and direct fire support
> It's a piece of history, it should be shown to everyone to remind them that freedom cost blood
"Well, this thing will not be parked on the street, i'll get it towed!"
> she jogs off
> mfw

>>11009451

Fuck neighbors like that.

>friend starts restoring an 80's Buick Regal that was his grandmothers
>his neighbor complains about it
>keeps trying to get it towed from his driveway
>he finishes it near 4th of july
>ride my ninja 250r to his house
>his neighbor flips out about me speeding (doing the speed limit exactly)
>we get shitfaced and start running up and down the street shooting off fireworks
>we go back inside
>police called with reports of gunshots
>we start a fire in his back yard
>neighbor calls the fire department

>>11009451

>Living on the same street is the only reason you know her
>You should get rid of it
>The vehicle you own
>MFW

>>11009451
Obtain a copy of Hemmings or one of the MV magazines with a large sales section.
Illustrate that a well restored MB/GPW is likely worth more than whatever piece of shit she drives, and explain "It is a "Classic Car". Now please mind your own goddamn business.".

>>11009189
>implying you would kiss any of that without liquor

>>11009515
Did he just chug down a bottle of whiskey?

>ITT:suburbanites

Move away from all those assholes, get your own land, and blow up, drive, burn, and shoot whatever you want.

>>11009176
No, I believe they shouldn't interrupt two family members who are talking, and attempt to force their beliefs on another's child. You sound like a beta fag.

>>11009135
>I started talking to my brother about he liked his 18th birthday present (I bought him a Yugo SKS)

i like your style, op

Because during the cold war that have been brainwashed by the jewish controlled media into pusssifying the next generation of american youths so the russians could take over easily when the time for invasion came

I hate the soccer moms that have begun infesting cities. It's because of them antigun sentiment in cities is growing so strong now compared to before.

>>11009599

The Park Slope mommy mafia are the fucking worst. They utterly destroyed the place

Wanna know the irony? That's one the type of parent that can create a serial killer.

You are a child, and you don't know anything, that's the one thing she was right about.

>>11009615

Fuck off. If he's smarter at 23 than his mother his far from a child. Fucking daytime /k/ is complete shit, I swear...

God forbid their children actually play a sport they can get badly injured in. Living in the most sheltered way possible could only end up well for them when they enter the real world, right?

>>11009621
>16-18 year old kids thinking they know everything

That's you. People hate it when you talk.

>>11009493
>live inna country
>shoot on own private range
>house on the hill (at the time) had city folk fresh moved into it.
>out a shootan
>check targets
>walking back notice police cars
hey anon
>hey mark, hey adam (the cops)
your neighbor is complaining that the shooting is scaring his wife lol
>yeah i dont think theyre from the rurals
lol probably. so did you get anything new?
>my neighbor's face when the cops are my cousins

>>11009628
16 -> 23 -> 18

The fuck is this?

>>11009628

>25-50 year old people thinking they know more than me because I'm only 21

That's you, and everyone younger than you hates it when you talk.

>>11009652
The reason people give you answers that you can't argue against is because you're a little shit and they want to shut you up as quickly as possible.

>>11009661

Why is it that older people have such an inferiority complex when it comes to people younger than them? What's the matter? Get bullied at work by your boss so you have to take it out on others over the internet? Just go kill yourself already, you're a detriment to progress.

> my Ohio Ordnance BAR comes in the Mail
> better then Christmas, Hanukkah, and my birthday combine
> go into my garage
> I attach the BAR to the MG penal and it fits
> adore my handy work
> garage door is open

> wild soccer mom appears
"Is that a gun on your car!"
> yes, wanted to see how the MG mount fit
"I'm calling the police, you are brandishing a firearm! My life is threatened and in Danger.
> first, the weapon is pointed at my roof, secondly
>their is no ammunition, and no magazine
> third, this is inside my own home
> she huffs and puffs before saying
"I bet this gun is illegal, you don't even have the documentation!"
> I have the bill of sale, FFL Licence, and all documentation to go with the weapon on the hood of the jeep
> she reads it
> mfw she leaves and the police are never called

>>11009674
>college student with a massive sense of self-entitlement

Go to bed, kid.

>>11009644
>my neighbor's face when the cops are my cousins

Sounds like some backwoods hick shit were people stop for gas and directions and are never seen again.

>>11009684
dude, just move away

My friends wife is like that , she is a young new mom with one girl.It is like after the baby was born it became her identity.Suddenly everything is for the children.Its cute/good to a extent but then the authoritarian streak comes.It is petty and selfish.

>>11009684

Shouldn't have let the bitch read the FFL or bill of sale, she has no right.

Itt: why women should never gain political power

Jesus Christ, who's the shitposting geezer? Ban him already.

>>11009689

>implying I haven't worked my ass off to get where I am

Why should I go to bed? It's only 3:30 in the afternoon. The only thing I feel entitled to is to be treated as an equal human being instead of being shit of by older people like you. Fuck off.

And with that said, I'm fucking off because I have better shit to do than sit here and argue with someone over the internet.

lol, my mom was this kind of mother. Wouldn't let me play with TOY guns when I was a kid. Returned a box of batman toys which happened to be shaped like guns without me even playing it.

She still doesn't know I'm taking the army ASVAB tomorrow

>>11009727
Women can be useful in politics sometimes (Liberia, Chile, Thailand.) Maternal figures are good for stability and peace, they work great after coups or civil wars.

>>11009727
Women don't have the right to vote. Men with wives or girlfriends just have two votes. Men with daughters have even more.

>>11009748
I applaud you, good sir.

welcome to spoiled Americans.

>>11009684
I'd tell the bitch to fuck off and call the cops

You must be dealing with a real stupid bitch.

Aoccer mom's I've known have an "Out of sight, out of mind" way of looking at shit.

>>11009748
But...But...Batman hates guns
What a bitch

>>11009766
I have to ask, have any of the reports actually done anything? Do you just keep changing IP addresses?

>>11009644
FML I hate when people move out to the sticks and then try to tell everyone how to live.

>live innawooded area
>New Yorkers from Florida move in a couple miles down the road
>Clear out massive amounts of trees
>Build mcmansion
>Accidentally clear trees off of our property (it connects to theirs)
>Refuse to apologize
>Call the sheriff's dept everytime we go shooting
>Local dept laughs it off, only comes out once. Calls us the second time and says they will ignore it from then on out
>Proceed to buy carbide cannon
>Fire it off daily at the crack of dawn when I get up for work
>They only last a year in mcmansion
>mfw it wasn't even me, they were behind in payments to the bank and lost the house
>mfw some teens from over in the next county trash and burn the house
>mfw I go and replant the trees they removed

>>11009709

Can't, it's a rental property from my aunt and uncle, and it's all me and my wife can afford right now.

>>11009715
My thought process at the time was "Let the baby get it's bottle."

I could give two fucks about her.

>>11009772
*Soccer

I derped up there.

>>11009694
> Squeal for me Piggy!!!

>>11009180
You guys sound bro-tier. I'd buy you a beer.

>>11009788
mah nigga

>>11009778
>>11009757
I'm excited. I mean with all the rumblings of war with Iran, i'm a bit nervous, especially if anyone but Obama wins the election.

>>11009180
>>11009180
moar greentext stories about grief and the jeep

>>11009748
>army ASVAB
its the same test for all branches, wtf are you talking about?

my AFQT was an 88, anybody get higher?

>>11009808
I was just mentioning the branch I was applying for.

I hate my fucking kind sometimes.

>>11009788
>someone removes/alters your plants, especially trees that cost $$ and take years to get big
You have good self control not to shoot them after that, I applaud you. Messing with a man's trees is like messing with a cholo's car, you just don't do it

>>11009820
why you going army? I'm currently trying to figure out what branch I want to join. I kinda want to join the Marines just because it's the fucking Marines, but my parents think I should go Air Force. the Air Force seems kinda pussy to me though.

>>11009808
91 here. went dual cert. MP.

>>11009823
post your vagina.

>>11009808
i got 86 my first time, 89 my second time

>>11009788
I love you.

>>11009884
>MP
You dun goofed.

>>11009694
no everyone here is friendly, except the people who arent from here. they're always rude.

god dammit i love rural nc
>dem mountains
>dat peace and quiet
>dat night sky
>dat shoot whenever i want
>dem (mostly) friendly neighbors

>>11009917
how so?

>>11009953
Well if you think you're going to sit in an air conditioned car and be a cop you've got another thing coming.

I want restriction, and autos to be able to be made again, that's all I want.

Oh and only an idiot doesn't realize you have to be 18 to buy knives anyway and that most Walmarts card you if you're buying anything bigger than a butter knife.

Alcohol should be banned so we can have a prohibition era of crime, and smoking is stupid so I think we should let them kill themselves.

Oh and cars...I love cars...and my car definitely does NOT go below 60...ever...even in idle...

>>11009823
It's ok, you are doing your best to redeem them. One person can only counter so much stupid.

>>11009866
Tell that to parajumpers and combat controlers. Im an aircraft technician and i m no pussy. Somr people join the air force for to build a technical background. As far as i can tell you havent even earned the right to criticize any branch.

>>11009747
>getting trolled by someone who's mostly younger than you

>>MOAR GREENTEXT

>>11009788
>carbide cannon at the crack of dawn
>they can't do shit, it's your property
mah nigga

>sometime last year
>me and bro both 19
>just get back from the range before mothers b-day
>guns up in my room
>family starts coming over
>grand dad is over
hey kids whats that smell?
>oh anon got us a spam can, we spent a good chunk of it, i dont think you've seen my ak, we'll go grab our guns
ive got a wasr hes got a tapco'd sks, its ugly as hell but so much fun
>we go up stairs and grab our guns
>nanny state aunt is over, we check, check, and double check to make sure the weapons are clear, we dont even grab mags
>walking down the stairs
>hear cod nephew squee with excitement
IS THAT AN AK! THATS SO COOl!
>oh god, hes over here? shit
>aunt freaks out
>YOU HAVE A FULLY AUTOMATIC WEAPON
>BILLY DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? (step dad/cop)
>no, he took his rifle to him one day to the range, and came back with that thing its pretty neat, and he doesnt have the paper work for it to be automatic calm the fuck down
>WITH ALL THOSE VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES HE PLAYS HES GOING TO START KILLING EVERYONE
>entire rest of the (southern) family starts laughing

her son is so sheltered its not even funny
he saw my tavor21 airsoft i got as a gift, and was like 'dude if this was real, imagine all the people we could kill' hes a bit fucked, his father had to basally demand him to be allowed to play Donkey Kong on the snes (in 2009) ... shes that over protective she is

>>11009991
>As far as i can tell you havent even earned the right to criticize any branch.
I don't agree with the posters criticism of the Air Force, but you've got it wrong - anyone has the right to criticize any branch of the military, serving doesn't give you extra rights that regular citizens don't have. Perspective, sure. Right, fuck no. That kind of shitty thinking leads to military juntas.

>>11010010
>>11010010
it doesn't sound like he's suited to play violent video games if his first instinct upon seeing an airsoft gun is 'if this were real think of how many people I could kill'.

some kids are seriously fucked up, anon. my nephew (stupid cunt sister's kid) comes over sometimes so I can watch him, and he fucking begs and begs to see my guns, but I won't let him. I did once, told him never to point it at anyone, act like it's always loaded and to be careful, etc. I hand it over, and literally the first fucking thing he does is point it at my head. now I don't let him see them because I know he'll do it again.
dumb little fucker.

>>11009788
similar thing happened to me.

>go out to check cattle fences innawoods
>come to clearing along fence border
>wait a minute, there isnt supposed to be a clearing here.
>new housing development built on adjacent property
>house no more than 12 feet from my fence
>whistle
>man comes outside and asks "what do you want?"
>did you clear these trees and blackberry bushes?
>yeah they were messing up my view
>rage building
>this isnt youre property you cant do that.
>"its ok, i know the land owner."
>really?
>"yeah, really"
>i dont remember you asking me anything.
>"uh..."
>those were red oak you cut down. about $10k dollars worth. what did you do with them?
>i paid guys to cut them and take them away
>YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
>you owe me $10k
>"i dont owe you shit"

mfw i had a friend from the local forestry college come out and value my trees.
mfw they were valued at 35 thousand dollars.
mfw i sued him for 50 thousand and won.
mfw he had to sell the house to pay me and my lawyer.
mfw that 50 thousand dollars paid off MY mortgage
mfw the new owners planted flowers on my side of the fence and the husband owns guns

>>11010006
this reminds me of something my dad did once... He has a small signal cannon off of a ship, it's about 18 inches long and that thing makes a nugget sound like a 22, and with the hill that circles his 64 acres, the concussion wave rolls all the way around and comes back. So
>be 4th of July weekend
>new young neighbors launch fireworks at 3am.
>my dad does not approve
>midnight the next day.
>sets cannon up close to their house, about 100 yards away, aimed at their window
>stuffs it with 3x the normal amount of powder
>lights fuse and runs
> cannon detonates, blows off mount and flies 15 feet back.
>neighbors two houses down (1/4 a mile away) said their windows rattled
>whole road trolled hard
>neighbors don't shoot fireworks at night anymore
Pic related my bro holding the cannon

>>11009971
nope. i spent most of my time basting in ball soup in the turrent of a m1026. the other chunk of it i was being sent to the gulf coast for hurricanes. btw, if someone whos in ever gets deployed for a hurricane, request a soft top. hard tops leak, soft tops dont. the reasons i joined and went MP was i wanted to get into law enforcement and MPs get the good shit as far as guns go. a combat loadout for our trucks was usually

1 crew served (m240,m2,mk19)
2 SAW (one driver, one as backup for gunner)
2 m4/m16 (one TL, one to gun. assistant)
4 m9s
at least two ak variants while in country (something about one of the trucks running out during a deployment and the 1sgt flipped his shit.)

>>11010096
50k wasn't enough.

Holy fuck. Something makes me want to punch that asshole in the face.

How do you guys feel about a neighbor's tree growing into your side of the yard and starts dropping shit all over. Are you still allowed to trim only the part that on your side, or not?

>watch Scent of a Woman
>See him disassemble and assemble a m1911
>thiscouldbefun.jpg
>take 1911 out of bed stand
>take it apart and put it together blindfolded
>cool
>*DING* *DONG*
>huh who could that be
>answer door
ohgod.jpg
>HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY ANON!!!
>its the neighborhood mom
>fuck.jpg
>ask whey are doing here?
>we didn't see anyone in your driveway so we thought we'd come over and say hi before we left
>well ok...
>go into kitchen
>crap.avi
>left my 1911 disassembled on the table
>she asks whats on the table
>tell her its my 1911
>wut?
>Hold on I'll put it together
>assemble it
>her face goes completely white
>GET DOWN!!!
>tackles her kid behind the counter
>STAY AWAY FROM ME
>Uh miss its not loaded
>lock the slide back
>KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME
>its completely harmless
>wtf hard
>ok I'll put it down
>set it on the counter
>tells her kids to run home
>they do
> she gets up all shaky and heads to the counter
>grabs the gun
>DEFCON FUCKING 1
>grab the gun from her with the force of a thousand angry niggers
>tell her to get the fuck out of my house
> haven't heard a peep from her or her family ever since.

Pic related its my face when she touched that damn gun.

>>11010096

thank you. you deserve a medal for that and i genuinely wish you all of the best in the world, fucking heroic.

>>11010144
you can take the non-douche bag route and ask the guy if you can trim it.
OR you could do what my dad did and hammer in 26 copper nails into the fucker

>>11010165
please tell me thats not true, i don't want to believe there are people like that in this world

>>11010133
its ok, that housing development increased my property values from $35k an acre to $71k.
>flat fields with hardwood mini-forests. 48.7 acres
no i will never sell

>>11010165
If that is true then you must have felt the purest, most refined rage known to man.

>>11010165
don't open the door next time. i don't open the door to anyone who i don't want to talk to.

>>11010195
True. Had a woman call police on a plain clothes detective once. Guy had his badge hanging out and everything, but she insisted that it was fake.

Woman ended up being fined for abusing 911.

>>11010195
They do.

If it helps I troll the fuck out of them every time I go to a range by bringing the cases out first then bringing the guns out one by one and placing them in the car.

>>11010127
Oh, I was under the impression that you were waiting to go into training still, not that you were actually at a unit. My bad. But yeah, that's typical MP shit. I remember back when it was mostly LE and the other shit was just for fun. The biggest deal was fucking Kosovo.

>>11010165
i don't want to believe that there are people who are willing to take someones firearm from them right before their eyes.

>>11010165
This can't be true
No woman can't stoop to the level of taking your property she doesn't understand. She would be too afraid of it.

My ex tried to grab my crossbow once and I asked what she was doing. She dropped to the floor in tears.

Women for some wild as fuck reason think weapons are meant to slaughter them by the thousands if not completely. I've never thought to shoot at a women, honestly men are the threat

>>11010165
>guns are so dangerous
>try to grab gun away

where is the fucking logic there? they're dangerous, but I automatically know how to use and operate them?

UGH FUCKING STUPID MOMS

>>11010058
he doesnt know what a rifle will do to something
i was around guns my entire life
my dad had a mark1 deagle in .44 (deagles get confusing, it was an original .44, mark1 or 2 dont remember)
hed put some of the large headphones on me
shoot some rounds into the sand and i'd go dig them out
sadly lost the jar of expanded bullets when we moved...
i was ALWAYS around guns and ALWAYS shown how to properly care for them, and what to do.

where has he has basically been prevented to play any video game that might indicate any slight violence (cant even watch spongebob)

I think that has something to do with why hes so eager to play violent games, and just want to shoot shit. He's never done he and isnt exposed to it. I mean shit, i was high as fuck the other night, and my friend wanted me to pose with my ak, the first thing i did was find my live mag, and go set it in another room, check, and had my friend check the mag i was playing with, then proceeded to remove the bolt from the ak and set it on my desk. Maybe ya know 10+ years of being told how to handle guns just sits well with me. Maybe some people are just more mature than others.

People say we are too desensitized to violence, maybe we arnt enough? The brain loves and wants conflict, maybe all those bad video games feed that little part of the brain that prevents you from going crazy.


i dont know man

>>11010096
this story pleases me

>>11010229
i graduated from l. wood in april of '07.

>>11010234
Either she was emotionally unstable, or you trained her well.

>>11010272
I understand the point you're driving at, but the little fucker is SATURATED with violence. he plays all the video games and watches really bad, gory movies that little kids shouldn't be watching (saw, hostel, etc). he's totally fucking aware of what a rifle would do, and even though I gave him a 10-minute long speech about firearm safety before I opened my closet, he immediately pointed it at my head, anyways.

he's a fucking little freak.

these are some cool stories, thanks and keep sharing guys.

>>11010310
oh fuck, thats different then, yea man my cousian is pretty much stripped from anything that MIGHT be violent, shes getting better. And i notice the better she gets the better he gets.

I wish i could figure out a way to properly control guns, i am 100% for firearm control, but there isnt any thing i can think of that wont be abused. I'd never try and restrict weapon 'features' just to keep weapons our of a crazy persons hands.
[sorry for the mini rant]

>>11010195
Happened to me. Damn near same situation, let a woman in, just trying to be polite
>what's that smell?
>organic solvent (I'm a biology student, she didn't ask)
>walks into living room (where I hadn't invited her)
>sees my college graduation present from my parents (a Sako TRG42 with a Leupold Mark 4)
>ZOMG THAT BETTER BE A PELLET GUN
>calm down, ma'am, I was only cleaning it, it was a gift from my father
>WHAT KIND OF MAN BUYS HIS SON A GUN????
>...This is.... still Georgia, right? I didn't move by accident?
>NOT IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!
>picks up my $5500 gun and points it at me
>keep it cool
>ma'am, first of all, that's not even loaded, so you can stop threatening me with it, secondly, it's my property, you can't just take it
>I'M PROTECTING MAH CHILLINZ
>opens the door, gets on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
>I call the cops
>cops show up
>mix up our houses, she answers
>she feeds them the same PROTEK MAH CHILLINZ shit
>keeps calling it an assault rifle
>cops look super srs
>I walk into the street
>she points me out
>cops turn, hands on guns
>see I'm white
>I tell them it's a Sako my parents got me
>cops LOL, tell her to stop being a dumb bitch and gimme mah rifle
>she protests
>come back with a warrant
>still won't give it up
>gets fucking arrested
>thesystemworks.jpg

>>11009893
>>11009884
>>11009808

99 on asvab here. I'll be honest with you guys, that is one of the main reasons i didnt enlist. Its good to be around people smarter than you, it stimulates you. I didnt want to give the next four years of my life (senior in high school at the time) to something that wouldnt let me grow in a mental capacity.

Good decision on my part (so far), im getting a bachelors right now (economics), and definitely planning on becoming an officer in the Navy

>>11010429
>...This is.... still Georgia, right? I didn't move by accident?
>mfw

>>11010429

you should have taken the opportunity to punch her in the face and then (legitimately) claimed that she was threatening you with a deadly weapon.

>"BUT YOU SAID IT WASN'T LOADED"
>trollface.jpg

funny shit though.

>>11010429
those types of people need to die. seriously.
i'm glad i havent had to deal with that shit yet, I keep my AK and my SKS and my Savage .22 in the corners of my room.

but fuck seriously? it's sitting there on the ground and so she points it at you as if you were threatening her? when she came over to YOUR house?
FUCKING CHRIST
You could have shot her in self defense.
fuck, you SHOULD have...

>why is this woman being irrational
because she's a woman
/thread

>>11010429
and your dad bought you a sako?
what a fucking boss.

>>11010429
If this is true, i like you, this story makes me feel happy inside. Cheers.

>>11010429
if you killed her with your bare hands and I was on the jury and heard your story I would say not guilty

>be deployed to Al-Anbar in 2005
>Zaidon, area outside of Fallujah
>doing a foot patrol, message comes over comms to do vehicle checkpoint at intersection of route so-and-so
>cars lined up, patrol is staggered with some standoff distance on either side of the road
>3 guys search one car at a time after ordering all occupants out and searching them
>Iraqi equivalent of soccer mom steps out of minivan in line of cars, asks to talk to me in perfect engleezi while still walking towards me
> nope.jpeg, female suicide bombers are common at this time
>"Ogaf. Halt. Turn around and return to your fucking vehicle, you cunt, or I will blow your fucking brains out"
>she serious'd, cries, turns and runs back to van.
>mfw I love my job

>>11010462
Science graduate schools pay for you to go there (like tuition is covered and I make ~20k in stipends) and I had a fairly substantial scholarship in undergrad, so they wanted to do something really nice for me, and hell it was cheaper than a car. Also, yeah, my dad is pretty boss.

>>11010501
>biology
>science
lol

>>11010429
so wait, did she actually take it? like pick it up and take it to her house?

>>11009788


holy shit if someone did that with my property Id have gone redguard adrenaline rush, and propably put her in hospital.

Or just told the cops she suffered a fall

>>11010547
HURR HURR HURR BIOLOGY R NOT /SCI/

Tell me that next time you get sick

>>11010564
yup. Backed up the whole way like a retarded white female operator. It would have been hilarious when she almost tripped on my stoop, except that I was terrified for my gun

>>11010732
If I were you, I would either:
A) Shitbomb her house.
B) Show her an inert booleet to scare her even more.
C) Shitbomb and maximum Brawny on halloween because TP doesn't convey enough rage.

>>11010707
i don't need to, because i'll have physicians taking care of me and not some limp dick biologists.

>>11010751
Even better just sue her ass.

>mfw the middle-eastern version of a soccer mom leaves her baby-carriage in the middle of a road to delay a convoy
>mfw it gets blown to fuck by a sensible TC
>mfw the dumb bitch left the baby in it and assumed that'd convince that it's not a bomb
>mfw launches paper-work jihad
>conclusion: engines > baby crying
>mfw no face due to a million papercuts

>>11010753
Yup, physicians who just conjure tens of thousands of hours of pharmacological, physiological, and microbial research out of their asses. Yup.

>>11010751
since then and old redneck moved into the other side of my duplex, and we've taken to cleaning our guns on the porch smoking cigars. She must have spent hours poring over zoning, called the cops twice, they just stood around shooting the shit and 'mirin our pieces

>>11010830
>That second bit.

COMEDY FUCKING GOLD!

Sounds like you got a good neighbor too.

>>11010830
nice, nice

>>11010830
they do, you must be pants on head retarded if you think biologist contribute anything other than working for the department of natural resources and guesstimating the location and number of asian carp in rivers.

>>11010903
>Implying all biology is organismal
>Forgetting about cellular biology

>>11010903

Biology is a wide field, encompasses many doctrines. It has theoretical application that is then compartmentalized into practical application.

>>11010903
DURP HOW DOES I INTO MOLECULAR BIOLOGY?

>>11009082

In short;
Soccer mom's are over protective retards.

In long;
They want their kids to live in a fantasy world all their lives, they in turn begin to believe it's a fantasy world and can't see any reason to have guns.
So enthralled with control and not wanting to do anything about it themselves the responsible way, they endeavor to fuck us all over and have the Government and Government Agencies step in and make all the problems in their fantasy world go away.
Gun control, the FCC, criminals, bad food, everything.

>>11010903

urine idiot

1/10, got me to reply. Do not respond to this fucking retard

>>11010903
>MDs
>Doing microbial, bacterial and other research with living organisms
Nigga what?

>>11010753

you shall not talk rubbish about the queen of science you cunt

>>11010958
respond

LOL

>>11009180
>>11009644
>>11009684
>>11009788
>>11010010
>>11010096
>>11010111

Those stories made me happy in the pants.

>>11009451
>>11010165
>>11010429

These stories made me RAGE.


This thread is very moving, give it an Oscar.

>>11010429
You know she could go to prison for that grabbing your gun and pointing it at you and threatening to shoot you. Should have called the cops on her.

>>11010763
I lol'd. Thanks.

>>11010999
It pissed me off but she was just scared, I wasn't going to do to her (kinda) what she was trying to do to me. Stealing was a different matter though

>>11009788
I haven't shot guns on my property since the new people moved in next door.
Haven't really had the time, it should be interesting when I start shooting trap in my front yard later this spring.

>>11010010
minnesotafag visiting from /b/

gun rights are a fun issue to debate up here.
We have a fair amount of nanny-state liberal retards, but we also have a lot of hunters - and my particular city is home to a decent-sized military base.

The vast majority of the state is retarded when it comes to guns, much like this guy's aunt.
the funny part though, is that most of the people (who aren't anti-gun) have massive private arsenals.
Outside of N. Minneapolis, the entire state of MN has a very low rate of violent crime as a result.

>>11009082

Tell her to stop driving her kids around in a van cause they could get killed in a wreck. Tell her to stop living in a house cause her family could die in a house fire. Tell her to stop letting her kids bathe in a bathtub cause they could drown, etc.

>>11011048
MNfag here.

I'd believe the private arsenal.
I myself have 35 guns, and I know at least one of my neighbor's has quite a few.

>>11011048
>>11011068
i miss minnesota but i sure as hell dont miss the cold. originally from the Virginia area
i know most of my relatives had at least several rifles plus assorted other arms each

After reading this thread I now realize how awesome my mom is.

>gave me my grandfather's P38 when I was 15
>didn't give a fuck when I brought my mosin home last summer
>likes to shoot pistols, doesn't like rifles because her face is close to the action

She is fairly liberal, but still really awesome. I love you mom.

The Jeep guy again

> cunt neighbor's cunt sons have there cunt friends over
> throw a cunt party
> sons are like 19 and 22
> cunt neighbor is away on vacation
> ends up being a party of 40+ people
> loud music, under aged drinking, and general retardation
> fuck this noise
> me and the wife decide to leave for a bite to eat and a movie
> we come back around 10:30 that night
> in our yard are solo cups, puke trash, beer cans and bottles, and 2 cunts passed out on our lawn
> walk in backyard and see my fence has been smashed
> trash everywhere
> urge to kill...rising...
> wife calms me down, and goes to call the police
> urge to kill... fading...
> wife starts to dial the police when i hear a crash fallowed by FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
> DEFCON 1
> run into my bedroom and grab my stainless 4in barrel Ruger Blackhawk
> in my backyard is a group of cunts cheering on one of the cunt son
> open my back door and fire a shot in the air.
> GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
> crowd dispersed( I mean runs away)
> within 5 minutes the party is over.

> next morning
> see the same 2 cunts passed out in my yard are still there
> my wife went out last night and places blankets on them
> bless her heart
> To bad I no longer have the same human compassion
> time for some fun
> turn on the hose that I told my wife I would put away 2 days ago
> I hose down the two with ice cold water
> at the time the news paper guy shows up and sees me watering these guys with my garden hose
> don't mine me, just watering my cunts
> he shares a big lol
> still never compensated for the damages to my yard
> I made those two drunks cleaned my yard
> I threaten them with damages, trespassing, and vandalism
> they clean the yard and leave
>mfw

>>11011277

>don't mine me, just watering my cunts

Fucking awesome.

>>11011277
I like your style my friend.

>>11011277

I would have dumped them in the pool if I had one.

lol sorry your son and his faggot friend got drunk and killed themselves in my pool after trespassing and vandalizing my property, sorry soccermomfagbitchcunt.

>>11011277
Murray salutes you.

>>11011277

Jeepman, you have told many of the greatest tales I have ever beheld on /k/, and contributed to making my night. I would humbly request some more.

>>11011277
> at the time the news paper guy shows up and sees me watering these guys with my garden hose
> don't mine me, just watering my cunts

sombody screen cap!

>>11011277

oh god.

>>11011277

Sir, I salute you!

>>11010547
Nigga what?
Biology is best science.

>>11011277
>don't mine me, just watering my cunts
Please let me bear your seed.

>>11011277
>fire a shot in the air
Are you a complete fucking retard? People like you give gun owners a bad name.

>>11011387
Oh, but apart from this, good show.

>guns of all types (including air rifles, BB guns and airshit) should be banned, knives should stay in the kitchen, cars shouldn't be able to go faster than 60, children should wear assloads of protection in sports, alchohol should be banned, cigarettes and cigars should be banned, thinks that children need more "bonding" shit in gym and less "sports"

Here in Scotland we call people who think that the 'SNP'
God fucking help us if we become independent, the SNP is basically the biggest soccermom party there is.

>>11011243

Don't get me wrong, there are actually a lot of liberal ideas that I totally agree with. Gun control just isn't one of them.

>>11011405

What are the guns laws like in scotland at the moment? Down south they are shit but as scotland is more rural I would of thought that they would be more lax.

>Have country friend from GA who works at the FBI (mechanic lol)
>Licensed to CC, has FBI ID in pocket at all times
>Visits me in New Jersey
>At White Castle paying for his order, I'm sitting down
>Lifts up jacket to get to wallet, pistol shows
>over 9000level jewish soccer mom behind him pushes him over and he falls to the ground
>Shit. Just. Got. Real.
>I stand up and yell "WHAT THE FUCK?! HE'S A FUCKING FEDERAL AGENT ASSHOLE!"
>Woman turns white as a sheet
>Husband rushes in, I tell him what happened
>Fucking furious at his wife
>Friend calls the cops, tells them to stay where they are
>Husband looks like he is going to beat his wife any second
>Friend shows ID. Explain to cops what happened
>Cops illuminate woman on how fucked she is for assaulting an agent
>Cops ask friend if he wants to press charges or not
>Friend: "Only if she says 'I am an idiot for assaulting a federal agent for no reason.' "
>Woman: "I- but he- gun, showed"
>Cops: "It's up to him whether or not we press charges on you, ma'am."
>Woman: "I am an idiot for assaulting a federal agent for no reason."
>I fucking die when she says it
>Woman leaves crying
>Husband apologizes, says she went batshit crazy over the past few years
>Says she made him get rid of his guns, but he just hid them (lol)
>Talk to husband about his guns, he has a huge collection
>Husband turns out to be a pretty cool guy
>Says he'll probably divorce her after this

>>11011277

I think you've earned a trip, Jeep Man

>>11011426
>huge collection
>NJ
>that wife
that poor, poor man. I hope he ditches the bitch and moves to PA so I can shoot with him

>>11011426
>>11011277

Glorious.

>>11011445
Good idea.

make anons "earn" their trips

I wish I had some good stories
The best I have is:
>In High school (MD)
>World Religions class (bullshit class)
>somehow gun control debate comes up
>ohboyherewego
>surprisingly not that many stupid arguments
>decide to point out that I could go to a store with $100 and buy a gun to show that people arent as crazy as we think
>dumb bitches in front of me hear "I have a gun on me right now"
>proceed to flip the fuck out
>...end?

>>11011426
I genuinely don't see how people think through a decision like that.
>see holstered gun that was accidentally revealed
>instantly assume MURDER IN WHITE CASTLE

>>11011426
>NJ
>lol this gunbegood
>>11011447
There's a shit load of hunters and stuff up here, other then suburban neighborhoods, its all a vaste wasteland of swamps and woods

b/c we're slaves.

A free man protects his wife and kids.

Women like ur friend's mom (have great tits) recognize that her man's impotent and broken so she teaches her sons to be reliant and weak of will while she encourages independence in her daughters.

>>11011488
>NJ
>NY's personal garbage dump since they took the land from the bears and indians
>everything, including the air, is toxic
>hunters
>I DAMN WELL hope they don't actually try to eat anything they kill.

>>11011485

they don't think, that is the problem

Any more NJ fags here?
Feels bad man.

>be /k/anadian
>be 17
>work at an oil change place
>manager is Texan, handle bar moustache, the whole works
>one day im doing an oil change and see him and some dude arguing in parking lot
>eyeing from behind the hood of this car
>the dude pulls this ppk looking pistol from his pants and puts it by his side
>3 bays full with customer vehicles and them inside, mother fuck mother fuck
>keep looking, boss is laughing for some reason walking back into the shop
>WHAT IN THE FUCK HAPPENED OUT THERE
>apparently it was daughters ex boyfriend came to start some shit (he was some "gangbanger" from the first town in Canada they lived in )
>asked what he said to make him leave with no conflict
>Shows me the S&W .357 mag in his jacket
>"I told him next time he wants to start shit with someones daughter, make sure it isn't a Texan"
>best boss evar.

>>11011483
I had an English teacher in middle school flip her shit when I told her "if anyone breaks into your house, I think you should be allowed to shoot them". We were talking about crime or something. She started pointing out that I'm not old enough to own a gun, let alone old enough to shoot one, that killing someone can't be that easy, etc.

I told her my dad had taught me and my siblings how to shoot. That we knew where his gun was, how to use it, when to use it.

She then flipped a major shit. After the class, she had a male teacher take me to the dean of boys, who was in his office with the school resource officer (that fat old cop with good benefits waiting for retirement). Anyways, we run down the whole thing, I tell them my dad's in the Navy, gone for 6 months a year, etc. They ask if I know where the gun is, if I know how to load it, etc.

My exact words were:

>Of course I know where it is and how to fire it, what good would it do my family if someone broke into our house without my dad there and we had no clue how to use his gun?

The school resource officer didn't really give a shit, we'd spoken a few times before and he knew I was a good kid, despite me getting into a few fights that year. But the dean of boys called my mother in and they had a conference, and she laid into him about it. She told him that I had done nothing except tell my teacher I would protect my family, I didn't threaten anyone, etc.

The English teacher apparently didn't feel comfortable to attend the meeting with my mom.

>>11011514
Exactly

>Go to convenience store by college
>Newark, NJ AKA the blackest thing since black came to black town
>Checking out, hood-ass redguard in front of me
>Pistol in small of back
>*Whelp, doubt he has a license to CC*
>Ignore it, not my problem, not armed, nothing I could do.

>World Religions class (bullshit class)

Oh fuck was it ever...so glad I only had to do that once.

If I have to read and pretend to care about magical horseshit, they could have thrown some fucking fireballs in there.

>>11009808
I got a 99 the first time I enlisted. Apparently blew the hide off of any other person my recruiter ever seen, I walked in myself to join, so he was jumping for joy expecting some seriously cool MOS to be selected.
>HFW I cam back as a tanker.
>There is a reason they call us dumb ass tankers.

>>11011596
Hey, I got a 99 too! My recruiter kept going on about how amazing that was, hwo I could pick any job out there, get any duty station I wanted, and I was like "dude, they asked about car radiators and shit, it wasn't hard".

>mfw I went 11b with $10,000 bonus

>>11011547
Yeah I have a teacher who's a hardcore socialist. I really want to bring up gun control just to watch him rant about it

>>11011572
All we did in that class was watch movies

>>11011611
Most socialists I know couldn't give a rats ass about gun control. Its usually the hyper politically correct liberals that want to ban them.

>>11011606
>>11011596

don't say that too loud around here, making the statement that doing well on the ASVAB is anything but extremely difficult, or implying that getting less than a 50 on the ASVAB takes brain damage will get you scolded for being an elites.

>Also MFW I got $15,000 for 4 years 11B

>>11011618
They care about gun control, but it's an ancillary issue for them, like animal cruelty is; ask them about it and they'll tell you there should be "regulations and restrictions".

>>11011565
Lol that's nothing

>owns houses in asbury park(west side of the tracks...
>like the shores own corner of Detroit
>go shovel because tenant is laying on the floor eating hamburgers
>see al title memorial on front steps for kid
>feels bad man
>back in summer to fix leak
>family on floor because bed is under leak
>go outside, two memorials now

I seriously lol d the fourth time it happened, I mean seriously, how many times are kids going to die at my houses

>live in pa
>beautiful day out, decide to take top off jeep and go to range
>have JIC mossberg mounted to OHSHITBAR, and my wasr a 870 a 7mm savage and my cetme g3 on my gun rack
>drive through center city allentown
>stop at red light
>hear car door open next to me and hear screaming
>screaming dark lady running at my jeep
>I'm completely exposed since no top/doors
>starts wailing on me screaming someone call the cops he's got assult rifles
>not even 10 seconds later 4 squad cars screaming at dark lady to get on the ground or they will taze her
>she screams about my guns and refuses to let me go
>she goes down shaking and crying, cops mace her than handcuff her
>cop asks if I'm ok and to get my ccw and license out
>say they saw everything from the traffic light cams
>mfw when the sheriff that interviewed me for my ccw last week was the one to see everything go down
one time in my life I was happy for those cameras at every traffic light.

>>11011658
>see that someone has black scary pew pew assault weapons
>decide to charge out of vehicle and attack him while unarmed
Why are people so fucking stupid?

>>11011658
>OHSHITBAR
I'm so calling it that from now on.

>>11011596
>>11011606
>>11011629

99er here, but didnt enlist
Are/were you guys planning on trying to become an officer? I know the Navy has Seaman-to-Admiral (enlisted can apply, then go to school, then ocs, and so on)

>>11011676

>fallout 3 raiders
>see someone mow down an army of their kind with a minigun
>I'LL HIT HIM WITH THIS POOL CUE! THAT'LL DO THE TRICK

People affraid of guns operate on the same amount of brain cells as a post apocalyptic raider

>>11011658
I think its because they want to be the hero.

>>11011653

>asbury park
BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCEEE

>>11011679
Youve never heard that before?

>>11011692
11bfag. Nope, I just wanted to kill people. Being somewhat smart didn't preclude my teenage homicidal tendencies.

Turned out the infantry involves a lot more cleaning, sleeping and drinking than killing.

>>11011676
the way you worded that is priceless, i think im going to piss myself

>>11011679
You....didnt before?

>>11011611
>be Army reservist
>be attending communist college classes after work
>college is a CC OK campus
>campus security are major bros
>the 2 officers who patrol the campus both teach CC courses ON CAMPUS (one was my instructor)
>get fullretard socialist 70yo black lady for Psych 150
>amusing class, not learning shit
>one day, backpack snags shirt, exposing my CC'd pistol
>teacher flips her shit, starts throwing stuff at me, screaming for everyone to evacuate the classrom
>SWAT.jpg (some other black girl in the opposite corner of the classroom only heard GUN over her shitty gangsta rap she was playing on her iphone earbuds)
>I'm still standing there, dazed, going WTF (she hadn't even come within 20ft of hitting me with anything, cuz old)
>SWAT storms classroom
>comply
>they grab my gun (still holstered), my wallet, and my bag
>find CC permit in wallet
>collective facepalm
continued

>>11011692

Not a motherfucking chance.

I will never go back to the Army and anyone with combat experience as an 11B shouldn't either. It doesn't take SOF experience to get picked up by a PMC, just persistence.

I've got a pretty decent one about a soccer mom in the mall.
>Young, middle school
>With bestfriend and his father ( Hero Cop)
>Hero cop always CC with duty HK
>Tucked in between coat
>Going through mall having fun
>Lady sees us and stops and stares
>Continue for a few minutes
>All mall security appears and runs to us
>Demands us kids move away from the man
>Circle the hero cop
>The tell him hes going to be charged carrying concealed
>He laughs in their faces
>Tells them he's a pig
>They are confused
>The youngest mall security guard was ordered to reach into hero cops pants to find his badge/wallet
>Dig in his pocket
>It's not spaghetti
>It's a badge
>They mad
>Local PD eventually comes
>Greets hero cop as Major _____
>Day goes on
>We later see the same lady
>Us as kids yell insults at her about her being fat
>She wasn't fat
>Still did it anyway
>Go home later on
>Play GTA Vice City and shoot cops

Man, being young is fun.

>they go calmly explain that I was perfectly within my rights to have it, asks if I had pulled or threatened to draw/threatened anyone
>she says I pulled it on her, fired 4 shots, and was screaming racial slurs
>TO THE 3 DIFFERENT SECURITY CAMERAS THEY GO (I'm still not cuffed, they didn't even leave a cop there to watch me)
>video is (obviously) direct opposite of what she said
>dean called in from home (was 2000 class)
>MFW Dean presses charges against her for slander, filing false report, abuse of school resources, and willfully endangering students (a felony where I live)
>fires her too, on the spot. Like "grab your shit, campus security will escort you off campus in 5 minutes"
>dean asks if I'm alright
>be basically "WTF happened" shocked
>he asks to see my pistol (M&P9compact)
>lift shirt, go nowhere near gun with my hand
>asks how I like it, where I bought it, how accurate it is
>....
>tells me he bought his pistol at same store, opens jacket to show me Taurus Tracker in shoulder rig
>invites me shooting at his farm
>politely decline cuz he's 2 counties over
>make it a point to stop by his office once or twice a month and bullshit about guns

Ok I have to do this:
>Have your own opinion and enjoy firearms whilst keeping alert and safe (definitely a difference)
>Single Action Operator tripfugs in dat bread
>no one is happy
>such is life in the /k/

>>11011723
I've thought of going back. The combat was the best part. It's all the bullshit in between deployments that eroded my soul.

>>11011676
my face exactly when it happened, lucky for me there was the cameras and the gas station next to the light is a police check in base lol

>>11011679
I thought every jeep person called it that? lol
thats what it's there for anyway
>turn doing 60+
>OH SHIT WE FLIPPIN
>grab OHSHITBAR!

>>11011743
Man I would hate to flip over in an open topped jeep. Don't have much Jeep experience, but it just seems like it'd be an immediate crushed head scenario.

>>11011728
Since when were you able to carry on campus?
As far as I know this a reasonably new thing in the US.

>long, LONG time ago back in middle school
>be at bro-tier bro's house
>he knew how to properly operate a gun and trigger discipline
>"hey dude, you wanna see my .22 gun?"
>of course
>pulls out gun
>pulls the bolt to the back, making sure it was not loaded
>puts it on the table
>"freaking awesome"
>front door opens
>his soccermom comes
>"OMG I TOLD YOU NOT TO PULL THAT OUT YOU ARE GOING TO SHOOT SOMEONE AND GO ON A MASSACRE
>we apologize, calmly put it back
>tells me to go upstairs
>here his mom yelling at him
>mom starts crying
>what the fuck

He got grounded for like, a year.

>>11011743

Wait, so its common for Jeeps to flip over? Are the jeeps okay to drive aftewards? (assuming youre safe and all)

>>11011749

I know a guy that has a Jeep lifted a fuck ton with tall ass tires on it. He has to go almost 2 mph around a corner or else he might flip it.

>>11011692
I may have been dumb enough to enlist twice, but not quite dumb enough not to know when to get out and make bank.
And sorry, officers don't make big money, nice money, but not big.

And considering how fucking shitstain dumb people are, no reason not to make far more than the average person, even w.o a collage degree. Also, something about being ex-military does give a pretty big boost of influence with those whom never joined but 'always wanted'. While the connections you make with the other vets is an near instant 'in' in almost all cases, and you get to lulz hard while talking about the real stories of the military, the ones which bore civilians to death, but make military guys laugh so hard you cry. (And ex military almost NEVER ask 'how many you kill?') Seriously, don't ask that kids.

>>11011753
Just about brand new to my state, passed in Oct 2010 I think.

Apparently my teacher doesn't bother to attend meetings, read emails, or listen to news/radio/any other form of communication, as it started a giant shitstorm in my town (40% redguard town)

>>11011753
You can in certain states.

Utah for example.

>>11011757
>heres mom yelling
>heres

I lol'd harder at this than any other posts.
Did you stop your education at middle school?
JK

>>11011743
>>11011712
>>11011704
I've always called it a survival bar.

>>11011780
>>11011757

Hear*

I blame the economy.

there are some really awesome stories ITT that sort of just erase for a moment everything shit I hear about america

>>11011710
>military involves a lot more cleaning, sleeping and drinking than killing.

fix'd that for you. Trust me, it's not just infantry whom get disappointed. (I did know one guy whom every other time he was tasked out to go on checkpoint duty the thing got hit by a vbied, now that guy had some messed up mental issues by the end. And what is up w the smell of those things, fuck, the things that you can smell now that key off those memories.)

>>11011776

I thought Utah was the only state? No CC on campus is retarded as fuck. You cant stop someone from illegally bringing it in, its not like there are screening processes or detectors, why not let the real citizens do it legally

but im guessing you have the same view as mine lolol

>>11011720

>communist college classes

Nigga u srs?

>>11011780
What made you think he's graduated middle school?

Tis' a fine thread. More stories, please.

> be livin innacity
>dad comes to pick me up to go to range
> bringing out errthang
> have ak in one hand ar in the other
>no cases or covers for a reason
> see redguard lady walking her 2 boys home from football
>"ooh ma what's dat guy doin with them guns?"
>she looks and me "can you show them?"
>clear chambers checks clear
>teach them as much as possible in 5 minutes
>thanks mr. Anon

>be in good with black neighbors
>mfw
I love some black people

>>11011767
I flipped my first jeep, it was on purpose with some friends just to experience it and know how to react. no top with 4 people. it was a nice slow flip though. 5mph up a small bank. its like a rollercoaster...kinda
>>11011749
sometimes depends on the speed and the type of jeep

>>11011825
I would get my head crushed like a redguard under Derek Vinyard's boot.

I have bad luck.

>>11011820
I don't even mind if he did or didn't.
I would hope he can be one of those drop out kids who grow up and make millions for creating a new social networking site.

Who knows in this crazy world?
Maybe Ron Paul will win the election.

>>11011817
It's funny, there are actual communist professors at universities now. A lot of them are incredibly left leaning and even admit to being communist. Today more than ever because of the global economic crisis, makes a great platform for the supposed failure of capitalism.

>>11011824
I don't like showing my guns to anyone.
I remember when I first got my own apartment I brought them in in boxes that were marked CLOTHES.Just in case any assholes were looking out their windows.

I like to pretend I'm a liberal who hates guns so if they ever break in they don't find my hidden wall full of guns and ammo.

>>11011842
>Maybe Ron Paul will win the election.

They'd assassinate him before that happens.

>>11011852
Not necessarily Communist, but my instructor went off on a tangent today and talking about how you can find cars for different prices at different dealers and said that some dealers charge much more than the others, one of the students chimed in and said, "Isn't there some law that keeps them from doing that???"

Mon visage

Laugh because that was funny, then serious because he wasn't joking, then laugh again because he wasn't joking.

Bump. Moar stories.

>>11010429
Shut the fuck up.
This story cannot into truth.
I swear by all that /k/ finds holy that if this story is true, I will hunt that cunt down and proceed to beat the shit out of her, then pour black powder into her severly warped vagina. Then I will smoke a joint and use the burning roach to light the powder

>>11011870
but who is 'they'?

>looking around with shifty eyes

>>11011926
THE GOVERNMENT

>>11011861

this made me think of the scene in equilibrium where they break open the wall and there was all the art shit.

>>11011852
I hope you're not implying that we have had anything close to capitalism for many many years.

>Go to the range one day, brought my glock 35 and mossberg 500. Fun times were had
>Grab some in and out so I can feast while I clean my shit
> Disassemble shotgun inside 3 story town house, walk onto 2nd story patio with gun parts and a fold out tray
>Begin to merrily eat/clean getting gun solvent and shit in my fucking animal style fries
>Realize I have a bird shot round in my pocket, place it on my tray.
>Neighbor whom I never talk to looks up at me as she leaves her home
>Uses her fucking eagle eyes and says "What are you doing with that shotgun bullet?!"
>"Oh I just got back from the range, wanted to clean my shotty, and realized I had this in my pocket"
>"Thats dangerous!! You cant have a gun and bullets in public!"
>"Shits disassembled on my patio cunt. Would you kindly fuck off? I don't even know you"
>"i'm gonna call the police if you do it again!"
>I am inspired by the stories I hear on /k/
>"what ever bitch" throw shot gun shell at her
>She fucking screams and bolts inside her house with the speed of a cheetah on crack
>No one ever shows up

mfw

>>11011947
Yeah. Something like that. I just don't like to show guns off to anyone man. I'm paranoid that people will know.

I guess my biggest fear is them breaking in and stealing my guns to go out and murder.
Fuck the xbox, tv, and whatever else.

>>11011977

If this is true..... I'd be glad to buy you a drink.

>be /k/anadian
>studyin' at University of Windsor
>media studies professor is as far left as you can get
>spends the entire semester talking about about the "evil American capitalist military-industrial complex" and showing us shitty conspiracy theory movies like Loose change
>we start talking about the image of guns in the media, he bitches about how the media glorifies guns, which are evil baby-killing murder machines
>says he's thankful guns are banned in Canada and hopes the US follows our lead
>lolwat.jpg
>tell him that gun's aren't banned in Canada
>he says that's technically true, but we can only have hunting rifles, no "assault rifles" or pistols
>tell him I personally own a dozen firearms and none of them are hunting rifles
>he says I'm bullshitting, and if I'm not it's illegal
>pull out wallet and call him over to my desk, show him license
>open up gunz folder on laptop, start cycling through the guns I own
>his face when 6 handguns, 4 scary looking assult raffles, and two shotguns
>starts ranting that it's all illegal and that he's going to report me to the police
>storms out of the classroom
>???
>other 20 students are confused, some look terrified
>everyone just leaves

>come back the next day, he refuses to talk about what happens, ignores me the rest of the semester
>writes snide comments on my work but grades me normally, so I don't care
>never hear from police

>>11011943
Sir, we are They.

>>11012073
SHI-SHI-SHAW

>>11011749 doesn't know about roll bars, or roll cages on anyone's serious off road rig. Most roll overs in a jeep occur at 5 mph or less. Depending on your terrain, drowning is just as much of a hazard as a crushing injury in a roll over (both very unlikely).

>>11012061
>grades me normally

sort of heartening to see people not let things like this get in the way of their er professionalism.

>>11011992
>>11011947
>>11011861

Yeah, about showing guns to people.
I like doing that, if I know the person.

Speaking of showing people guns, I hope you guys never leave a gun cabinet, safe, gun or gun accessories in view when your cable, satellite or internet provider sends out someone to hook up or service your house, they often hire ex-cons to do grunt shit work.

Also if you're building a house, same thing, have gun safes put in after all the building is done, just don't.
Some asshats pick up some extra helpers who turn out to be ex-cons, then they go right back to their old habits if they see a good opportunity.
Think about it.
See safe, tons of construction equipment to lift it or crack it open. Tons of people coming and going and no one would think twice about a moving truck pulling up to the place.

>>11011817
A play on words my friend. Communist=community full of ultraliberal gangsta redguards with a smattering of active duty military (OMG the govt OWES IT TO ME to PAY FOR MY EVERY WHIM)

>>11012095
>sort of heartening to see people not let things like this get in the way of their er professionalism.
>implying this professor had an ounce of professionalism to begin with
He was like a caricature of the typical leftist nutjob. He probably only graded me properly so I wouldn't complain to the uni and have him shitcanned.

Doesn't seem to matter since he got shitcanned a few years after I graduated anyway. I don't know why, but I assume it's because he was such a whiny, inflammatory shitbag who couldn't teach worth a damn.

>>11012120

Frankly, after being forced to sit through 12 years of propaganda in order to be allowed to pursue a career I kinda feel like I ought to be compensated for my time, you know?

Hysterical middle aged women flying into a bare handed berserk bloodlust upon merely glimpsing a legally owned firearm is exquisitely ironic. I'm almost at a loss for fucking words.

A weapon that's supposed to deter an assault, being the catalyst for the most unlikeliest perpetrators of an assault (a little old lady), to brutally assault the wielder of that weapon, unarmed and with no thought of consequence. What in the actual fuck.

Are they SO sexually repressed that anything vaguely phallic and masculine will send them into Starved Animal mode?

>>11012173
Pretty much.

I got attacked by a 91yo lady (who was hitting me with a 2L of diet coke) for using a company-provided box cutter to open (ironically) boxes full of 2L diet cokes in the marked-employees-only back room of my first job. I was in uniform.

Many mothers go through this phase where they think that because they've squeezed out a baby (something humans and other animals have been doing for untold generations) they know everything. Soccer moms just never get out of that stupid fucking phase.

>>11012173

>a little old lady
>mfw my grandma (65) is 4' 10" and carries a Ruger LCP

Nignongs hoping to prey on a little old lady in the city, beware.

>>11012173
>OMG FUCK ME SILLY YOU PSYCHO BABBY KILLING BEAST!

>>11012191
I remember your story.

It was good..

>>11012223

Forgot pic

Also

>mfw she practices Mozambique drills with my grandfather at the range and he uses a Glock 30.

>>11012233
id' like to hear it in it's entirety

>>11012226
funny, i bet it wouldn't be hard to go back and fuck them

>>11012247
>>11012223

Holy fuck I'm retarded, forgot my trip was on from posting in a thread I made.

Also forgot pic again

>Live in Chicago
>Back from the range
>Double park in the alley behind my place
>Start loading shit up four flights of stairs
>Almost done, just need to grab this last can of ammo and spare targets...
>Blue lights...blue lights everywhere
>Literally blocked in by swine cans two deep
>"HAND ON YOUR HEAD!"
>Dumb fucking bitch called in a man aiming a rifle, every goddamn gun I had was in a locked hard case
>Cops look at my license, can't figure out which unit is mine from the unit number
>Ask to search my home "to verify that your weapons are properly stored
>nope.jpg
>"Its just a formality and its a requirement of your FOID"
>lolno
>"What do you have to hide?"
>I ask if I'm being detained
>Ticket for illegally parking in an alley
>Continue three times, cop doesn't show to the fourth

>>11012277

>live in Chicago

Sorry to hear that.

>>11012280

Meh. I get by.

>>11012226
In a nut shell right there. They enter a state where sexuality, envy, and violence becomes indistinguishable.

>>11010429
What kind of fucking pussy are you?!? If some dumb bitch picks up any weapon and points it at me, loaded or unloaded, in MY house, she's leaving with a black eye and in cuffs.

>>11012297
You candy ass motherfucker, when I'd be done with her she would be leaving in a body bag.

>>11012304
A body bag?

Nigga please, she wouldn't leave period. She'd spend the last few months of her life in my basement while I brutally raped and tortured her, then they'd never find her body.

>>11012256
Ok heres a tl;dr version.
>be working in gas station, 2nd shift
>be in back corner, just through "employees only" door
>be opening shipment of soda from pepsi vendor
>hear a half scream/half moo
>FLYING OLD BLACK LADY OUTTA NOWHERE
>grabs 2L off rack I'm about to stock
>starts (gently) hitting me with it (old)
>put hands up, use Block
>Its super effective!
>coworker calls cops
>cops come
>cops end up having to physically pull little old lady off me
>ask her why she attacked me
>"He threatened me with a knife!"
>soooo....you ran CLEAR ACROSS the store INTO AN EMPLOYEE ONLY area to attack him?
>"....he also called me a nigger..."
>Do you have a security camera?
>OHYES.jpg
>cops wat at security video
>ask me if I want to press charges
>says I'll think about it
>she grabs another 2L and starts hitting me again, while screaming how its wrong to be racist and "My cracker ass needs to stop taking jobs from the good colored folk of this neighborhood and you probably sell meth under the counter and my great great grandbabby got shot in your parking lot [x] years (before you even worked here)(for trying to rip off the guy he was selling weed to)"
>cops taze her
>decide she's gone around the bend, decline to press charges
>cops release collective sigh of relief

>>11012061
>retardation regarding Canadian gun laws
this NEVER gets old
people seem to think that if it doesn't have wood furniture and is a bolt action in .300 WIN MAG it is an illegal assault rifle

>>11012314
>cops release collective sigh of relief

I would have pressed charges just to make them do the paperwork.

>>11012314

Dude, I would have pressed those charges do hard, they'd have been imprinted on her dumb-ass forehead.

>>11012314
you know... i try to be openminded
but niggers fucking suck, no matter how old they are

>>11011870
No, they would not assassinate him. Assassination makes martyrs. For proof, look at JFK, a President that was going to barely be remembered as one of the many people who stopped and almost started a nuclear war from the 50's through the 80's. Instead, he gets assassinated by a screwed up individual and suddenly everybody loves him everybody claims to be like him and everyone thinks that there is some sort of shadowy conspiracy behind his death.

>>11012340
And be subject to 9001 subpoenas and court dates because I live in a city where black people enjoy superior protection under the law, the ACLU and NAACP will fork out millions of dollars to hire the best lawyers possible for ANY case where a black person is indicted for committing a crime against a white person, and the old lady was probably going to die before the actual trial (which would have been a MINIMUM of 2 years down the road)?

>>11012322
>people seem to think that if it doesn't have wood furniture and is a bolt action in .300 WIN MAG it is an illegal assault rifle
Pretty much.

>own guns
>don't hunt
I am an enigma.

>>11012367

Woah woah woah. I never said anything about a trial or ever even showing up to court. I just said I'd make the cops put up with her ass for a night and go through all the paperwork of booking her. Then I'd stop returning calls.

>>11011658
Similar story but I drive a truck. And mine is even more outrageous.
>Coming home from range, went with younger cousin. It was the day after he turned 14 and I was 20 at the time.
>Have SKS, Mosin, and WASR 10/63 on gun rack in truck.
>Leave truck to go inside Gamestop to pick up some game I got him as a present.
>Can clearly see truck from inside of store, so I didn't worry about anything stolen.
>Mini-van pulls up next to my truck.
>Mom, and 2 kids get out.
>Mom looks into window.
>She screams "OMG THERES A MASS MURDERER HERE"
>Literally slams her head against glass window to break it.
>Pulls WASR off of rack.
>I am completely stunned, so I do nothing.
>She throws rifle as hard as she can against cement.
>Proceeds to grab SKS.
>I walk out of the store.
>She has SKS in her hands.
>I rip rifle out of her hands and punch her in the mouth.
>Tempted to fix bayonet and impale her.
>Call police instead (I now regret this)
Cops basically came out and made her pay for damages to my truck and my rifle.
>mfw she threw my WASR
tl;dr Crazy bitch breaks into truck, attempts to destroy baby killing guns, then gets several teeth removed by a fist.

>>11012396
As an unwritten policy anyone over the age of 50 charged with any crime that isn't a gun crime/major felony punishable by more than 10 years in prison they release at the scene on their own recognisance. They'd have only been stuck with her for at most 2 hours.

>>11012408
this cannot be true. i don't want this to be true
jesus christ
where do you live dude?

>>11012418

*Shrug* So they deal with her crazy ass for two hours and have to stay off the streets for a bit to finish the paperwork. Maybe not quite as nice, but still patriotic.

>>11009180

I'd love to hear more, reenactorbro. I have a Red Army impression myself.

>mfw I get to spend a weekend fingerfucking all sorts of awesome old firearms and bullshitting about history with some really cool people

>>11012408

I'm glad you didn't stab the dumb cunt as you'd be the one in jail. If your story is true and I hope to fuck it is, I applaud you, kind sir, for punching that retarded bitchstain in the chops.

Also, the irony of some psycho cunt going ape-mode and bashing her head into your window to break out your property and try to destroy because you know...there could be a crazy person around....simply fucking stunning.

>>11012408
Oh man this made me rage

OC btw

>>11012408
>>11012408
>>11012408
>>11012408
>>11012408

mfw when you punch her in the face and then call the police, and do not get fined for hitting her (great for you dude) and press charges.

>>11012408

yfw WASR still works great?

>>11012432
Was in Oregon at the time. So many liberals it'll make your head spin, and she also had a history with the local police as being mental. Moved back to Florida though, which is a little better except for the old folks thinking guns are scary.

>>11012408
>Literally slams her head against glass window to break it.

>>11012455

FL here as well, picking up my brand new Glock in the morning. ^_^

>>11012452
It still worked but the finish was ruined, and there was a small crack in the stock. I wanted to replace it anyway so I gave it to my buddy, and used the money from the repair to get another SKS and a can of ammo.

>>11012445
>Also, the irony of some psycho cunt going ape-mode and bashing her head into your window to break out your property and try to destroy because you know...there could be a crazy person around....simply fucking stunning.

>>11012477

>Upset that your WASR now has damage from a legitimate conflict

Wut?

>>11012465
Nice purchase. I hate the waiting period here with a passion though.

>>11012408

>>I rip rifle out of her hands and punch her in the mouth.

POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER.
That's a great story, anon.

>>11011658
Fuck yeah, PA

I wish the cops south of Pittsburgh were cool like that (then again, I was a little law-breaking shit head back in the day, so I had natural hate for authority anyways. Ironic how things work)

>Be at McDonald's
>Be open carrying Obrez 91/30 pistol on my back
>Fat soccermom cunt sees it
>Walks up to me
>Tells me I should probably have a holster or keep it in my car
>Flip around Obrez to my front
>Blast her head to bits
>Knocks on the windows out at McDonald's
>Cops show up
>Laugh
>Start unloading on liberal cunt's body
>McDonald's staff takes body back into kitchen
>Cut her fat fuck body up
>Start serving the McCunt for only .39 cents
>Every enjoys the new McCunts for the rest of the day

>>11012513
If this is true then you're my hero

>>11012513
hopes this doesn't stop people from posting more quality stories.

>>11012513

>>11012513
>McCunts
Why did I laugh at this?

>be in Detroit
>manage an auto body shop on 8 Mile
>every employee has a CPL, every employee carries daily
>keep a .38 in my desk drawer, my .40 on my hip and a shotgun under my desk
>have drawn on customers three times in my 5 years of working there
(but that isn't the point of this story)

>most customers know the shop is heavily armed
>most customers don't care
>one black chick comes by one day to pick up her car that he husband dropped off
>I stand up to collect her money and give her receipt, she sees the .40 on my hip
>she puts her hands up, screams and runs into the front door
>starts frantically pulling on the door, trying to open it
>"Ma'am what's wrong?"
>she's still flipping out, finally pushes on the door and stumbles out
>runs back to her car and peels away
>mfw

>get a call from her husband a few hours later
>"Yo my wife said she tried to pick up my car and you pulled a gun on her"
>what the fuck
>explain what actually happened
>he says he's going to come by and pick it up himself
>arrives a half hour later with two police officers
>he points at me "that's the guy"
>the cops ask me what happened
>I have my pistol on my hip the whole time
>show them security footage
>they can't help but LOL
>husband apologizes for believing his wife, says she exaggerates and makes shit up all the time
>cops leave, he pays
>all is well

>>11012408
thats why I have a locking gun rack, that and I kinda need one since its easy as fuck to break into a jeep with a soft top/no top at all lol

I got another one since everyone seemed to like my jeep one

>on way to gunshow with friend
>bring jeep with gunrack full of mass baby killing rifles
>on turnpike drivin dat naked jeep like a boss
>friend gets soaking wet all of a sudden
>laugh at him
>SUV infront of us is throwing shit out the window
>pass SUV see 2 bitches upfront with the back full of terrified looking children
>starts throwing trash and objects at us
>hear them yelling can't make much out because wind noise
>hear gun GUN! GUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!
>laugh some more and take exit ramp to gun show
>she follows tailgating the fuck out of me while both bitches scream
>speed to gunshow cus I know cops are outside all the time
>get to front door of center friend jumps out and runs inside to get cops
>both bitches get out screaming that mans a murderer HE HAS HEAVY MACHINE ASSULT RIFLES
>they notice GUNS, GUNS EVERYWHERE
>starts flipping more shit
>YOUR ALL GOING TO JAIL FOR HAVING WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION I CALLED THE COPS
>friend comes out the building with 9 cops all with guns drawn
>bitches scream about how on the highway me and my friend stood up in my jeep and pointed guns at them and their kids
>I say how in the hell did I stand up turn around unlock my guns and point them at you?
>she pauses, calls me a murderer and charges at me
>MFW get to watch cops mace 2 woman

I guess soccer moms don't like jeeps?