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Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:04 No.10704497

Range trolling thread?
Range trolling thread.

It was not me, but I have a story that happened Yesterday:

>At range, plinking with 10/22 and Rem 700 in .308
>Empty lanes to the left and right of me
>See a guy in a trench coat, aviators, and woodland camo pants with a small range bag at the sign in area
>Lolwut.png
>Guy walks in, waits for cease fire
>Puts target 3 feet from the benches, right where the dirt starts
>Wat is going on in here.png
>Ceasefire ends
>I'm staring
>He pulls out a gold desert eagle, chambers a round
>Wut in the world
>Looking like a badass, shoots the target once in the head
>Leaves

I didn't even know what to say, but it was fucking awesome!

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:08 No.10704534 >>10704497 You forgot >Spaghetti

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:12 No.10704560 >>10704497 >pulls out gold desert eagle (deagle brand deagle?) >shoots it once in the head and leaves wat

That Guy !!EbqIl6PQQVn 02/02/12(Thu)17:19 No.10704614

>Own .300 Winchester Magnum with big fuck-off Surefire muzzle brake.
>Set up at 300M range to zero mah shit.
>Earplugs in, Sordins on.
>BANG
>To my right, middle aged man flinches like he just dodged a bullet
>To my left, man, son, and daughter with Ruger 10/22 all look visibly upset.
>Believe people five benches to my left and right think I am the biggest asshole ever
>Finish my three rounds notice people are packing up to move
>Most go to my right, as more benches are available down there
>Check target, adjust scope, fire another three rounds.
>Almost got it
>Fire off another round
>Hear loud, deafening report from extreme right side of range
>Loud as shit through two pairs of ear protection
>Look down
>18-21 year old with M44
>Dat muzzle flash and report
>Guy looks at me with what I can only describe as the most blatent troll face I've ever seen
>Fire my .300 WM
>Fires M48
>duelingrifles.jpg
>People are now caught between a .300 WM and an M48
>People now start to leave because it's too much
>RSO thinks this is fucking hilarious, doesn't give a fuck he already got his 20 dollars from everyone.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:20 No.10704624 >Looking like a badass >trench coat, aviators, and woodland camo pants

>>	Papulu !dCodef2d72 02/02/12(Thu)17:21 No.10704636 >>10704614 Ive seen my dad do the same with his .300 weatherby mag. But dueling rifles. Ahh shit I lost it.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:22 No.10704641 This thread is fucking awful.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:25 No.10704673 Really is the M44 that loud ?

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:28 No.10704719 >>10704636 Reminds me of the "Nugget Pissing Contest" story from awhile back

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:30 No.10704733 >>10704673 its a carbine and 7.62x54r is a pretty good sized caliber short barrel + 7.62x54r = really loud noise not really that complicated

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:31 No.10704745 >>10704673 I seriously doubt it's comparable to a .300winmag

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:32 No.10704748 >>10704733 People say that but nuggets aren't that loud. then again I'm already deaf from not using earpro

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:32 No.10704749 >>10704673 No, it really isn't. It's not quiet but its so overblown, along with the recoil, that it's ridiculous. Not even in the same neighborhood as a .300 WM with a brake.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:32 No.10704770 >>10704748 WHAT?

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:33 No.10704777 >>10704748 WHY WOULD I OWN A NEGRO? THAT'S RACIST!

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:36 No.10704815 >>10704777 RACING, I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST TALKING

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:36 No.10704820 >>10704777 YOU WANT TO RACE NEGROES? MINE ARE IN THE FIELD BUT I CAN GET ONE OR TWO

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:37 No.10704830 >>10704815 I DON'T HEAR ANY HONKING!

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:38 No.10704834 >>10704820 NOW PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT JEWS? WHY IS EVERYONE HERE SO HATEFUL?

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:38 No.10704840 File1328222336.png-(481 KB, 989x604, Picture 147.png) >>10704777

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:39 No.10704842 >>10704834 YOU'RE TAKING THE JEWS? OH THANK GOD, I HOPE THEY HAVE FUN AT SUMMER CAMP

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:39 No.10704843 >Go to range >Expect it to be quiet What the fuck do people expect? I don't do rifles so... how loud is .300 WM compared to the .357 mag?

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:40 No.10704864 >>10704840 Who is that chick?

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:41 No.10704869 >>10704842 WHO KNOCKED OVER THE LAMP?

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:41 No.10704871 >>10704830 BONKING? DONT MIND IF I DO

god !!FSbiyqIKn6l 02/02/12(Thu)17:43 No.10704891

>>10704614

Ahhahaha.

>At range
>Plinking with Model 60
>Guy cones up with his tacticool SBRd AR
>Admire it for a bit, looks like he put alot of work in-
>Wait
>Its a SBRd AR-10
>Loading in several mags
>Christ
>Keep shooting till seize fire
>He goes out and sets up at 400 yards, I set up a target at 500 yards
>He looks at me and taps his earpro, mouths "Its Gonna be loud"
>BANG
>Ears ring
>Smell the burning powder
>Chest feels like its been thumped
>People looking at him
>He drops a second round
>Feelsgoodman
>Pull out Winchester model 70
>Load in 220gr
>Me and him spend the next 45 minutes re-enacting the Big Bang with our rifles
>Nofucksgiven
>No one leaves
>It was glorious.

I'm not saying my 24" .30-06 is as loud as a SBRd (or 16") .308, but when stacked with the .22s, various handguns, and the few less powerful .30 calibers there were that day, it may as well have been earsplittinloudenboomer.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:45 No.10704916 >>10704871 WHAT WAS IN THE NEWS?

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:45 No.10704920 >>10704843 much louder

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:46 No.10704927 >>10704916 VIEWS?, MY BASEMENT HAS NO VIEWS

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:46 No.10704932 >>10704920 I'D LOVE SOME CHOWDER!

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:49 No.10704962 >>10704927 NO I'VE NEVER BEEN ON A CRUISE, WHY ARE YOU PLANNING ONE?

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:50 No.10704971 >>10704614 In Hawaii this is always old guys with WWII era rifles setting off every car alarm at the Koko Head range.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:51 No.10704973 >>10704962 BUN, YEAH I COULD GO FOR A BUN RIGHT NOW

Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:53 No.10704987

>first rifle.
>.270 savage 111 wit no accutrigger
>lol .270 that's a baby round gimme a 308 old man
>no son fuck you
>fire it first time
>kicks way harder than i expect it.
>stand to the left of my dad when he fires it
>concussion waves rock my shit
>squirrel runs under barrel when i fire.
>get's blown off the side of the range
>round ricochets into the dirt and makes a badass looking mushroom dust cloud

>i trolled myself with cowadooty

i think half of what i felt had to do with the rifle itself though.

>>	Papulu !dCodef2d72 02/02/12(Thu)17:53 No.10704988 >>10704973 COW? I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY COWS HERE! JUST A LOT OF GOATS!

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:54 No.10704991 >>10704973 NO I NEVER RAISED COWS. I THINK YOU SHOULD ASK ON ANOTHER BOARD.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:54 No.10704996 >>10704988 I WOULD LOVE A MOAT BUT I DON'T THINK IT WOULD PASS BUILDING CODE.

>>	god !!FSbiyqIKn6l 02/02/12(Thu)17:55 No.10705002 >>10704988 OATS? I LOVE OATS, WHATS FOR DINNER?

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:56 No.10705016 File1328223413.jpg-(74 KB, 585x637, Timestamp2.jpg) Pic related is my m44 I can attest to its FUCKLOUD-ness and nice concussion clap on anyone sitting behind the firing line Its one of the main reasons i love the rifle, ridiculous muzzle flash too

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)17:57 No.10705021 File1328223427.jpg-(33 KB, 600x450, 1320802659430.jpg) mfw this thread

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:05 No.10705088 >>10705002 WINNER? WHAT WAS THE PRIZE?

>>	Papulu !dCodef2d72 02/02/12(Thu)18:07 No.10705113 >>10705088 WHAT'S MY SIZE? WHAT KIND OF FAGGOT ARE YOU?

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:08 No.10705122 >>10705113 DID SOMEBODY SAY PIES?

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:11 No.10705151 >>10705113 NO I LIKE THE ZOO BUT I'VE GOT PLANS.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:13 No.10705172 File1328224400.jpg-(210 KB, 1056x288, coexist.jpg) >>10705139 that's the most beautiful story i ever dun heard on the image board of /k/

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:13 No.10705179 >>10705122 I NEVER LIE, WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:14 No.10705182 >>10705139 >kfc delivering what a bullshit ass fucking story

>>	Papulu !dCodef2d72 02/02/12(Thu)18:15 No.10705192 >>10705179 YOU HAVE A HAT? THATS COOL!

>>	discipulus nex alea 02/02/12(Thu)18:16 No.10705203 >>10705151 Mr HANDS? THATS JUST SICK

Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:18 No.10705217

Not range trolling, but IRL trolling:
>Onna flight from London to Auckland (2hr stopover at LAX)
>London to LAX is a 12 hour flight
>I've just recovered from a flu but I still have a runny nose at this point.
>Got tissues and nasal spray in pants pocket so I should be alright.
>Go inna plane, get to my window seat.
>Italian honeymoon couple next to me.
>Woman looks like the uptight, orderly kind.
>Whatevs, probably won't bother me.
>An hour or so into the flight I feel my nose running.
>I snort so nothing will escape before I can reach my tissues and the Italian woman jumps a little.
>Interesting...
>Snort again - woman twitches again.
>I was gonna blow my nose but this is WAY more entertaining!
>Keep snorting at uneven intervals all the while the uptight Italian woman keeps twitching, jumping and giving me strange rooms
>Obviously uncomfortable with the situation, but too shy to confront me about it.
>Dance, my puppet, dance!
>A few hours into the flight (four? five? I can't remember) she turns to me with a pack of tissues and asks in broken English:
>You need one?
>I just smile at her and say: Oh, no, I've got my own, thank you. Proceed to blow my nose and apply nasal spray.
>The look on her face. Priceless.
>Trollface all the way to LAX where they get off.

>>	god !!FSbiyqIKn6l 02/02/12(Thu)18:20 No.10705234 >>10705203 NO, I DONT HAVE A STICK

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:20 No.10705235 >>10705192 NO, I'M NOT IN SCHOOL, I HAVE A JOB.

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)18:20 No.10705236 >>10705203 DON'T CALL ME A PRICK!!!1

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:21 No.10705240 >>10705203 WHY WOULD I KICK ANYONE THAT ISN'T NICE.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:21 No.10705246 >>10705234 NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR DICK TAKE THAT SHIT TO /B/ FAGGOT.

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)18:21 No.10705247 >>10705240 MICE?!? WHERE? GRAB YOUR M44s /K/! THE HUNT IS ON!

>>	god !!FSbiyqIKn6l 02/02/12(Thu)18:22 No.10705252 >>10705240 MICE? I USE TO EAT THOSE, THEY TASTE KIND OF LIKE PORK

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)18:23 No.10705257 >>10705252 STORK?? WHERE? I HEAR IT'S A GOOD LUCK SIGN IN JAPAN

>>	god !!FSbiyqIKn6l 02/02/12(Thu)18:24 No.10705267 >>10705257 A MAN? NO THANKS IM TAKEN

>>	Decadent Zombie !fUB.nxqH16 02/02/12(Thu)18:24 No.10705270 File1328225056.jpg-(18 KB, 300x265, 293617yegd_w.jpg) The fuck is going on here? ಠ_ಠ

>>	Ad 08/05/11(Fri)03:00 No.19151774 File1312527603.jpg-(17 KB, 300x300, thisisanad.jpg)

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)18:25 No.10705277 >>10705267 HEY, THANKS! I'D LOVE SOME BACON!

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)18:26 No.10705282 File1328225168.jpg-(13 KB, 150x180, charlieday smilingl.jpg) >>10705270 big things are afoot

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:26 No.10705288 >>10705247 NO PRAWNS THANKS, I'M ALLERGIC TO SEA FOOD.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:26 No.10705291 CAN NOBODY READ IN THIS THREAD?

>>	discipulus nex alea 02/02/12(Thu)18:26 No.10705293 >>10705277 DO I WANT TO BUY A DRAKEN? HELL YES

>>	god !!FSbiyqIKn6l 02/02/12(Thu)18:27 No.10705294 >>10705277 CLAY AKEN? ISNT HE A FUDGE PACKER?

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:27 No.10705295 >>10705270 SURE I'LL HAVE A BEER!

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:27 No.10705296 >>10705288 GEODUDE? HE WAS MY FAVORITE NINTENDO.

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)18:28 No.10705307 >>10705295 YOU ASKING IF I'M QUEER?? FUCK YOU!!

>>	Papulu !dCodef2d72 02/02/12(Thu)18:29 No.10705309 >>10705296 INNUENDO? NO, WE AIN'T MAKING ANY SEX JOKES HERE!

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:29 No.10705310 >Listening to this while reading the thread http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqfCVQpw-1k >Beautiful

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:29 No.10705316 >>10705296 I WAS NOT MAKING INNUENDOS! HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH THINGS! I AM A MARRIED MAN!

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:30 No.10705321 >>10705307 JEW? NO THANK YOU, I'LL JUST STICK WITH MY ORANGES.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:30 No.10705326 >>10705309 MEXICAN FOLKS ARE GEARED? SHIT LET ME GET MY NUGGET.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:31 No.10705333 >>10705291 I'M SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR DOG!

>>	http://chanarchive.org/request_votes Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)18:31 No.10705334 >>10705316 YOU HAVE AN AMMO CAN? IS IT FOR 7.62x54R??

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:31 No.10705336 >>10705321 I LIKE PORRIDGE TOO. APPLE IS MY FAVORITE.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:33 No.10705355 >>10705293 NO I DON'T KNOW ANYONE BY THAT NAME.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:34 No.10705372 >>10705307 AGAIN WITH THE JEWS! HOLOCAUST JOKES ARE BAD ANNE FRANKLY I'M TIRED OF THEM.

>>	god !!FSbiyqIKn6l 02/02/12(Thu)18:34 No.10705375 >>10705355 FAME? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:34 No.10705377 >>10704733 So say someone had a Nagant that was overall not worth much and had a borked barrel, could they make a carbine that put out a similar report?

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)18:35 No.10705384 >>10705375 YOU GOT HIT IN THE SPLEEN? JESUS FUCK THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:35 No.10705392 >>10705321 I KNOW IT'S RATHER A RATHER POINGENT REMINDER, BUT WE ALL HAVE TO BE SAFE FOR THE GOOD OF THE SPORT.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:36 No.10705402 >>10705334 NO THANK YOU I DON'T DRINK ANYMORE.

>>	Papulu !dCodef2d72 02/02/12(Thu)18:37 No.10705409 >>10705402 YOUR WIFE'S A WHORE? THAT SUCKS! CAN I GET IN ON THAT ACTION?

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)18:38 No.10705411 >>10705402 THIS ISN'T /B/ YOU FUCKER GO ASK FOR THAT SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)18:39 No.10705429 I feel like im at a frat house and everyone is drunk except me....

>>	!T/TSf8LPw2 02/02/12(Thu)18:40 No.10705441 Archive this.

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)18:40 No.10705442 >>10705372 DUDE I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR COMMON COLD, GO TAKE SOME VITAMINS

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:40 No.10705443 >>10705409 SOMETIMES IT HAPPENS JUST TRY TO FOCUS MORE.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:41 No.10705445 >>10705411 WHAT ABOUT TRUCKERS?

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:41 No.10705447 >>10705429 YOU SHOULD CALL AN EXTERMINATOR, BEST TO GET RID OF RATS QUICKLY

>>	god !!FSbiyqIKn6l 02/02/12(Thu)18:42 No.10705459 >>10705447 STICKY? GET SOME VAGISAL!

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)18:42 No.10705463 >>10705443 NAH MAN THAT GAME WAS SHIT

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:42 No.10705465 >>10705445 I THINK THEY HAVE A CREAM FOR THAT

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:42 No.10705467 >>10705411 WHY WOULD AN ELF DO THAT, YOUR JOKE MAKES NO SENSE.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:43 No.10705479 >>10705447 NO DON'T POST THEM, THIS IS A WORK SAFE BOARD YOU'LL GET BANNED.

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)18:44 No.10705487 >>10705465 THEY'RE REALLY GREAT COMPANY AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MIND THEIR HAIR EVERYWHERE

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)18:44 No.10705488 >>10705447 ok, lemme try. I WILL MAKE SEX WITH YOUR ANUS FOR ALL THE ETERNITY. PREPARE FOR THE INCEPTION OF MY TROUSER HOWITZER. yeah, im not so good at it.

>>	Murrikan(PAfag) 02/02/12(Thu)18:44 No.10705490 Oh god, I can't stop laughing

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:44 No.10705491 >>10705463 NAW MAN I DON'T DO THAT SHIT ANYMORE I'VE GOT TO TAKE PISS TESTS.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:44 No.10705498 >>10705479 YES, I PREFER FRESH GOURDS TO CANNED AS WELL

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:45 No.10705501 >>10705487 YOU NEED AT LEAST A .44 TO TAKE DOWN BEARS

>>	why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF 02/02/12(Thu)18:45 No.10705502 >>10705411 Wtf is a /B/?

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:45 No.10705507 >>10705487 YOU'RE LUCKY, THOSE THINGS ARE VISCOUS. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY HAD THEM IN ENGLAND.

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)18:45 No.10705508 >>10705491 ONLY ON THURSDAYS MAN

>>	god !!FSbiyqIKn6l 02/02/12(Thu)18:46 No.10705510 >>10705491 BEST? I THINK MIKEY MANTLE WAS ONE OF THE BEST.

>>	Papulu !dCodef2d72 02/02/12(Thu)18:46 No.10705514 >>10705510 A VEST? WHAT DO YOU NEED A VEST FOR? SOME ONE SHOOTING AT YOU?

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)18:47 No.10705520 >>10705498 I DON'T KNOW, ALL I CAN SMELL IS COSMOLINE

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:47 No.10705522 >>10705498 I'M GLAD YOU THOUGH THE FJORDS WERE SWELL.

>>	god !!FSbiyqIKn6l 02/02/12(Thu)18:48 No.10705533 >>10705522 HELL? NEVER BEEN, FIGURE ILL BE GOING SOON.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:48 No.10705535 >>10705488 BROWSER? I USE CHROME WHY?

Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:48 No.10705539

>at indoor range that only allows handguns and rifles .22 or .223
>start off shooting my pistols
>guy next to me starts shooting .357 or .44
>this catches me off guard, and relize I can return the favor
>pull out ar-15
>guy pops his head around the wall to see what was louder than his gun
>He yells at me "I was wondering what you had over there"
>me smiling "YA"

notasingfuckwasgiven.jpg

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:49 No.10705544 >>10705520 NO I WAS ARMY, I JUST GOT STATIONED WITH THEM.

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)18:49 No.10705549 >>10705535 BOWSER'S NOT A NICE GUY, I THINK YOU NEED TO HEAD OVER TO /v/ FOR SOME EDUCATION

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)18:49 No.10705550 >>10705535 YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU SOME DOME? YOU SICK FUCK MY BROTHER DIED THAT WAY AS HE CHOKED ON DAD'S SEMEN

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:50 No.10705555 >>10705533 I'VE BEEN A COUPLE TIMES BUT NO LUCK, I DON'T GET A CHANCE TO HUNT MUCH.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:50 No.10705557 >>10705508 today is man love thursday, you think twat

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)18:50 No.10705558 >>10705549 DON'T YOU EVER BRING UP MY MASTURBATION. EVERYONE DOES IT, WHO CARES IF I GOT CAUGHT ON THE BUS?

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:51 No.10705568 >>10705550 NO, THE SHIP PUT IN AT NICE, NOT ROME

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:51 No.10705570 Holy shit, this fucking thread.

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)18:52 No.10705575 >>10705558 YEAH! EIGHTEENTH CENTURY WEAPONS TECH WAS FUCKING AWESOME!

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:52 No.10705577 >>10705549 NO, I DON'T LISTEN TO MUCH RADIO, I MOSTLY SURF THE INTERNET.

>>	god !!FSbiyqIKn6l 02/02/12(Thu)18:52 No.10705582 >>10705568 CHROME? KEEP THAT SHIT OFF MY AK

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)18:53 No.10705588 >>10705568 WELL GO HOME THEN YOU FUCKING IMMIGRANT, GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY KEEP BRITAIN WHITE HURRRRR

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:54 No.10705599 >>10705582 I NEVER BEEN TO CALIFORNIA AT ALL, WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)18:55 No.10705608 >>10705599 OBESITY IS A COMMON PROBLEM I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW

>>	god !!FSbiyqIKn6l 02/02/12(Thu)18:55 No.10705609 >>10705599 BATS? THEY TASTE LIKE RATS.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:55 No.10705611 >>10705588 I GO AFTER DURR ALL THE TIME, BUT THE SEASON IS OUT RIGHT NOW.

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)18:55 No.10705619 >>10705575 WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT DAWSONS CREEK? THAT SHOW WAS DILDOS AND UNICORN COCK ALL FUCKING DAY. REAL MEN WATCH SHOWS THAT HAVE SHIT LIKE SKUB IN THEM. FUCK YEAH SKUB.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:56 No.10705625 >>10705608 I DON'T THINK THAT A GARDEN TOOL WOULD WORK GOOD. USE A CRICKET BAT.

>>	discipulus nex alea 02/02/12(Thu)18:56 No.10705629 >>10705609 BATS? ARE WE IN BAT COUNTRY?

>>	Papulu !dCodef2d72 02/02/12(Thu)18:56 No.10705634 >>10705625 A GAT? WHAT ARE YOU? BLACK?

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)18:57 No.10705641 >>10705625 YOU'RE THE ONE ACTING LIKE A TWAT

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)18:57 No.10705643 >>10705568 I WILL NOT GO HOME. THE POLICE ARE STILL THERE LOOKING FOR ME. CAN I CRASH ON YOUR COUCH FOR A WHILE?

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:57 No.10705644 >>10705609 YEAH WE GET A LOT OF THEM AROUND HERE IN THE SUMMER, END UP WALKING THROUGH CLOUDS AND GETTING THEM IN MY NOSE.

>>	discipulus nex alea 02/02/12(Thu)18:58 No.10705654 >>10705634 YES, I SMOKE CRACK, WHAT OF IT?

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:58 No.10705656 >>10705641 DEFINITELY, IF YOU USE GLOSS IT WILL SHINE TOO MUCH.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)18:59 No.10705662 Thanks to this thread, I can't breathe now. I fucking love you guys.

>>	god !!FSbiyqIKn6l 02/02/12(Thu)18:59 No.10705664 >>10705644 HOSE? NO, FRONT YARD. BUT THOS THREAD SHOULS BE ARCHIVED.

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)18:59 No.10705669 >>10705654 IF YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT JUST GO, I'LL HOLD YOUR SPOT IN LINE.

>>	Just Expecting Every Problem !ZXmBdDUhMU!!zv3dZrGjtru 02/02/12(Thu)18:59 No.10705674 File1328227196.png-(212 KB, 406x466, Al-Asad[1].png) >>10704497 OP did he look like this?

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:00 No.10705684 >>10705654 NO I'M FROM THE US.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:00 No.10705692 >>10704497 I love showing up at my 25 yard indoor range with a nugget, a 12 gauge, a Tokarev, and my Taurus 44 mag. It's always bangers with 9mms and people shooting 22s. Usually people leave within 15 minutes of me starting to shoot.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:01 No.10705698 >>10705664 NO, I DON'T DIVE, I'M A LOUSY SWIMMER.

>>	discipulus nex alea 02/02/12(Thu)19:01 No.10705702 >>10705684 YOU FUCKED A JEWESS? PROPS TO YOU MAN

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:02 No.10705709 >>10705669 ABOUT 7PM, YOU SHOULD GET A WATCH.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:03 No.10705719 >>10705692 IT'S PROBABLY JUST AN OWL, I WOULDN'T WORRY IT.

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)19:03 No.10705729 >>10705698 DAVID SCHWIMMER IS A FAGGOT AND YOU'RE A FAGGOT FOR WATCHING FRIENDS.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:04 No.10705732 >>10705702 YEAH, SAND MAKES ME CHAFFE. THAT'S WHY I QUIT GOING TO THE BEACH.

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)19:04 No.10705735 >>10705698 I LOVE THAT GUY'S MUSIC!!! WHAT A GENIUS!

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)19:04 No.10705739 >>10705735 SURE YOU CAN SEE MY PENIS. YOU HAVE THE MONEY, RIGHT?

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)19:05 No.10705742 >>10705732 DON'T MIX THAT SHIT WITH AMMONIA

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:05 No.10705748 >>10705729 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PEN, IT'S USUALLY IN MY POCKET.

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)19:05 No.10705761 >>10705739 OF COURSE I'M WHITE YOU RACIST CUNT

>>	discipulus nex alea 02/02/12(Thu)19:06 No.10705773 >>10705739 IT DON'T MATTER IF YOU'RE TIGHT, I'VE GOT LUBE

Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:06 No.10705778

>at range shooting M44 nugget
>car alarm warning beeps every time I fire
>rapid fire 5 rounds from nugget, car alarm goes full retard
>owner hears it, shuts it off, gives me the stink eye
>shoot again, car alarm warning again
>again unload nugget, car alarm goes full retard
>owner shuts it off
>rinse and repeat 2 more times
>car owner says something to his friend about some asshole with a loud gun setting his alarm off while looking directly at me.
>trollface.jpg
>fire 5 more rounds, car alarm is now disabled
>sadface

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:07 No.10705781 >>10705742 ONCE WHEN I WAS A KID, IT SUCKED. WAS OUT FOR A WEEK.

>>	god !!FSbiyqIKn6l 02/02/12(Thu)19:07 No.10705784 >>10705742 WHAT? PNEUMONIA? MY BROTHER HAD THST, GOT IT WHILE IN ROMANIA

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:07 No.10705785 >>10705761 NOT NOW, THEY'RE OUT OF SEASON.

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)19:07 No.10705786 >>10705773 GET AWAY FROM MY BOOB. RAAAAAPE!

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)19:08 No.10705791 >>10705761 NAH IM GOOD. I ATE ON THE WAY OVER.

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)19:08 No.10705795 >>10705781 WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? OF COURSE BILL GATES IS A BIT NERDY

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)19:09 No.10705798 IM TYPING MY CAPTCHAS IN ALL CAPS LIKE A BOSS

>>	discipulus nex alea 02/02/12(Thu)19:09 No.10705799 >>10705786 BUT THE CAPE IS FULL OF HOMOSEXUALS AND COMMUNISTS

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)19:10 No.10705806 >>10705785 I DON'T NEED A FUCKING REASON! I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:10 No.10705810 >>10705784 IT HAPPENS SOMETIMES, BUT NOT EVERYONE CAN HANDLE IT.

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)19:11 No.10705818 >>10705791 IT'S NOT A BAD TOWN, BIT TOO CLOSE TO FRANCE FOR MY LIKING.

>>	god !!FSbiyqIKn6l 02/02/12(Thu)19:11 No.10705821 >>10705799 COLUMNISTS? FUCK THE NEW YORK POST

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:11 No.10705823 >>10705795 YEAH, PLUS A COUPLE YEARS.

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)19:11 No.10705824 >>10705799 WHY ARE YOU PISSED? I THOUGHT YOU TWO HAD BROKEN UP.

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)19:12 No.10705832 >>10705818 I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T LIKE PANTS, IF YOU COME TO MY DAUGHTERS BIRTHDAY YOU BETTER FUCKING WEAR A PAIR.

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)19:12 No.10705838 >>10705821 MAN, I'D LOVE SOME TOAST. GET ME SOME NUTELLA

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:13 No.10705839 >>10705798 LOL. IT GROWS ON THE NORTH SIDE OF TREES IS THE SAYING, BUT IT'S NOT TRUE.

>>	Papulu !dCodef2d72 02/02/12(Thu)19:13 No.10705841 >>10705821 YAH I'D LIKE TO HAVE SOME TOAST! GOT ANY BUTTER?

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)19:13 No.10705845 >>10705832 THERE'D BETTER NOT BE ANY OF THOSE FUCKING GYPPOS THERE, THEY ALWAYS STEAL YOUR SHIT WHILE YOU'RE ON THE RIDES

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:14 No.10705853 >>10705832 LOTS OF PEOPLE GET ATTACKED BY BEARS. I MIGHT NEED TO GET SOME SPRAY.

>>	god !!FSbiyqIKn6l 02/02/12(Thu)19:14 No.10705854 >>10705841 RUDDER? YES, I HAVE A BOAT

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)19:15 No.10705857 File1328228105.jpg-(237 KB, 347x700, wut.jpg) >>10705839 HOMEBREW? FUCK YEAH!

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:15 No.10705858 >>10705838 TWILIGHT SUCKS, NO ONE CARES ABOUT THAT STUPID STORY HERE.

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)19:15 No.10705859 >>10705845 DONT YOU CALL MY WIFE A HIPPO. SHES A DELICATE AND SENSUAL WOMAN.

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)19:16 No.10705865 >>10705839 WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING A JEW? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M FROM AMERICA.

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)19:16 No.10705867 >>10705859 DON'T BULLSHIT ME, PANSEXUALITY IS A MYTH

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:16 No.10705870 >>10705845 IT'S VERY COMPLICATED TO TAN A HIDE, AND IT STINKS.

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)19:18 No.10705884 >>10705867 NO, VADER WAS A SITH. LUKE WAS A PUSSY.

>>	discipulus nex alea 02/02/12(Thu)19:18 No.10705889 >>10705870 GODDAMN CHINKS, ALWAYS COPYING EVERYTHING

>>	god !!FSbiyqIKn6l 02/02/12(Thu)19:18 No.10705891 >>10705867 METH? ARE YOU A COP?

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:19 No.10705896 >>10705854 WHAT'S ON MY THROAT? IT'S NOT A SPIDER IS IT?

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:21 No.10705906 >>10705857 WHY WOULD I SPEAK HEBREW?

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)19:21 No.10705907 >>10705896 YEAH I OWN A GLIDER BUT I DON'T LET BUTTPIRATES PLAY WITH IT

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:21 No.10705912 >>10705865 IT'S PROBABLY NOT WISE TO USE REAL NAMES ON THIS FORUM.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:23 No.10705922 >>10705884 IF HE TOUCHED YOU THEN YOU SHOULD SUE.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:24 No.10705929 >>10705889 NO, THEY HAVE A QUEEN. WHEN SHE DIES I THINK THEY'LL HAVE A KING AGAIN.

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)19:24 No.10705932 >>10705912 WHAT WRONG WITH STEEL FRAMES? STEEL IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING ODIN FROM HAMMERING THE WORLD FLAT.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:25 No.10705934 >>10705891 NO I DIDN'T HEAR A POP. I'M A LITTLE HARD OF HEARING.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:26 No.10705942 >>10705922 YOU TOUCHED YOUR PENIS AFTER TOUCHING GLUE?! FUCK THAT MUST SUCK!

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:26 No.10705950 >>10705932 I HATE THOSE LITTLE BRATS TOO, PEOPLE SHOULD CONTROL THEIR KIDS.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:27 No.10705954 >>10705934 YOU BROUGHT A PROP? WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE, CARROTTOP?!

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)19:27 No.10705960 >>10705950 YEAH LAST TIME I TOOK A SHIT I FOUND IT. NOT SURE WHERE IT CAME FROM BUT ITS MINE NOW.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:28 No.10705966 >>10705942 I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS, I KNEW A GUY WHO HAD TO CALL A TOW TRUCK TO GET HIS OUT OF THE MUD.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:29 No.10705975 >>10705954 STOP? WHY AM I ABOUT TO BREAK SOMETHING?

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)19:30 No.10705984 >>10705975 BREAKING BAD IS AN OVERRATED SHOW, STUDDERING FAGGOTS DO NOT A GOOD SHOW MAKE.

>>	Steinman !Pyk63ZnDhc 02/02/12(Thu)19:30 No.10705991 >>10705975 THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD BE RAKING IS MY LAWN. FILTHY MEXICAN.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:30 No.10705993 >>10705960 WHY DO YOU BRING UP MAO? YOU KNOW THAT'S GOING TO CAUSE A TROLL FEST.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:31 No.10705994 >>10705984 SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO RAPED BRAD!! YOU SICK FUCK, WHERE'S MY NUGGET!

Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:31 No.10705996
File1328229083.jpg-(105 KB, 300x321, 131530351238.jpg)

>> at range with GF and her new 1911
>> we're at one end shooting, another guy at other end with 9
>> 2 guys with a 22LR in the middle
>> guy on far end switches to USP in 45
>> 2 guys in middle put away the 22 rifle load up P220
>> lol at them wanting to be loud
>> Pull out my 357 sig CCW rapid fire all 15 rounds
>> they go back to the 9mm and 22lr
>> MFW

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:31 No.10706005 >>10705984 NO THEY'RE NOT POISONOUS, BUT YOU STILL SHOULDN'T LET ONE BITE YOU, YOU'LL GET AN INFECTION.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:33 No.10706016 >>10705996 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY ROODY POO HERE, NIGGER ISN'T WORDFILTERED.

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)19:33 No.10706017 >>10705994 NEXT TIME IM AT THE STORE I'LL LOOK. DO YOU REALLY NEED THE "MAXIMUM ABSORPTION" PADS OR CAN YOU JUST DOUBLE UP WITH THE CHEAP ONES?

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:34 No.10706023 >>10706005 NO SHIT SHERLOCK, WHEN THE GIRL IS FIGHTING YOU, TYPICALLY YOU ARE FACING REJECTION. AND RAPE CHARGES.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:34 No.10706033 >>10706017 OF COURSE YOU CAN'T SEE THE SUN, IT'S WINTER WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? IT'S CLOUDY OUT, I'M JUST GLAD IT'S NOT SNOWING.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:37 No.10706055 >>10706023 I'M SURE YOU HAVE SEEN SOME NICE GARAGES BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT HAS TO DO WITH LIGHTNING.

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)19:37 No.10706059 >>10706023 ITS NOT RAPE IF SHE SURVIVES

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:37 No.10706060 >>10706033 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOUR WEINER IS SHOWING. AND I FULLY EXPECTED IT TO BE SMALL DUE TO WINTER, BUT GODDAMN ITS PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:38 No.10706071 >>10706059 MOTHERFUCKER YOU'RE NOT DEAF GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD!

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:40 No.10706083 >>10706060 YEAH IT IS ALL ABOUT TECHNIQUE, GUESS I JUST NEED MORE PRACTICE.

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)19:40 No.10706088 >>10706071 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU SAID BUT A REAL MAN UNDERSTANDS RAPE IN ANY LANGUAGE OR LACK THEREOF

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:41 No.10706090 >>10706071 I'M NOT GIVING YOU HEAD, THAT'S GAY.

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)19:42 No.10706097 >>10706090 NO I WONT FUCKING PAY YOU ASKED ME OUT

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:47 No.10706154 >>10706097 I'M NOT SHOUTING I HAVE TO SPEAK LOUD, EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD IS DEAF AS HELL.

Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)19:57 No.10706257

back when i was in the guard
>indoor pistol range with back to the kitchen
>signs everywhere "nothing over .40"
>dumbassed butterbar visiting from another unit
>pulls out at .338, fires one round
>hole in backstop, standing oven, and dishwasher
>that one shot cost him over $100k
>"but its smaller than a .40" was all he would say

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)20:01 No.10706303 >>10706154 ok, this has gone too far. and i helped it go too far....

>>	Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 02/02/12(Thu)20:02 No.10706319 >>10706154 YOU HAVE A NUGGET TO SELL? I'LL GIVE YOU A HUNDRED AND FIFTY QUID AND A PACKET OF FAGS FOR IT

Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)20:34 No.10706569

>be at range BCT
>RO has the look of a man broken by years of dealing with retards
>slowly goes over the safety rules, commands, cease fire, etc
>pvt dumbass cowadooty jeremiah fuckface gets bored
>starts playing around with his rifle as the RO is distracted
>BANG
>retard has scalped himself while looking down the barrel
>CORPSMAN
>Medic tells everyone to fuck off
>back up a few steps notice a clump of hair on the ground
>flip it over, ounce of weed taped to the back
>turn 360 degrees and walk out of /k/
>and not a single fuck was given that day
>all greentext stories are bullshit and you should feel bad.

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)20:36 No.10706584 >>10706319 oh god

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)20:45 No.10706645 >be op >go out to dinner >come back to this Lolwut.png

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)20:58 No.10706765 File1328234330.png-(87 KB, 608x580, 1319121259827.png)

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)22:32 No.10707543 File1328239961.jpg-(196 KB, 391x745, 1325176993039.jpg) >Helped this happen >Go get drunk >Come bback ande see >>10706645 >MFW >>10706765 >see that >laugh even harder. >you have no idea how hard greentexting was <3/k/foeva

Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)22:53 No.10707706

Not range trolling, but it was IRL semi-trolling

>Be going on leave
>Be at Nashville International Airport
>Be in line waiting to check in and check baggage
>Have my backpack and two rifle cases with me, containing a total of three rifles between them
>Woman behind me asks, in some sort of British/Australian/something accent, what's in the cases, asking if they were musical instruments
>I reply, "I'm a professional, and these are the tools of my trade."
>She seems put off by my response, doesn't ask any further questions
>Get to the baggage check counter, and declare my firearms
>TSA agent comes up to verify they're unloaded
>Open one case, pull out my tacticooled AR-15 and show her the empty chamber
>Tag it, put it back in, re-lock it
>Open other case, pull out Mini-14 and AK and do the same
>Tag them, put them back in the case, re-lock it
>As I'm relocking the second case, see the British/Australian/Whatever woman almost ghost white, mouth agape, a few counters down, with the check-in clerk trying to get her attention
>Look around, a few other people look uncomfortable, a few look interested, overwhelmingly most either didn't notice or didn't care either way
>Foreign lady is petrified
>smirk, take my ticket, and leave

Silly foreigners.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)22:55 No.10707727 >>10706319 FIFTY SQUIDS? DEAR GOD THE INVASION IS REAL.

>>	swamp kidd 02/02/12(Thu)22:57 No.10707739 >>10707706 AMERICA FUCK YEAH

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:02 No.10707787 >>10707739 YOU'RE STUCK AT IKEA? JESUS WE NEED A CSAR TEAM HERE STAT.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:06 No.10707816 >>10707706 On leave from where? Campbell?

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)23:07 No.10707830 >>10707787 >>10707727 is this going to be a thing now? because if this is going to be a thing i need to change my schedule for the week

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:08 No.10707840 >>10707787 I HATE SALADS MAN, THIS IS AMERICA!

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:12 No.10707875 >>10707816 Yes, this was several years ago, however. I've since PCSed and sold the AK.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:16 No.10707916 >>10707875 Nice. I spent some time in the 101st back when 2nd BAT of the 187th still existed. Last I heard they only had 1st and 3rd.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:18 No.10707930 >>10707916 I don't recall, honestly. I was in the 716th MP BN.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:20 No.10707954 >>10707930 You mother fucker... I kid. I did get pulled over on post once, but the MP was a total bro about it. Did you spend much time in Rakkasan country? We were a raucous bunch.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:21 No.10707963 >>10707954 We were in those hammerhead barracks across from the Rakkasan complex, on Desert Storm and Air Assault...Right across the street from the Kuhn Dental Clinic, when I left. I believe they're still there.

Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:24 No.10707987

>>10707963

..But as far as professionally? I remember a soldier who got stoned on something, drunk, and suicidal, or some shit and cut the shit out of himself and had blood everywhere in the Rak barracks, there was also some dude who was underage, absolutely shitfaced, apparently walked back from Froggy's, went upstairs, ignored the floor's CQ, pissed in the hallway, and passed out on the mattress of an unlocked, unoccupied room in a puddle of his own vomit.

Both of these were while the 101st was deployed, however.

I spent most of my time at Campbell either deployed or preparing to deploy, I've scarcely done six months of law enforcement, if that, in six years as an MP.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:25 No.10707996 >>10707963 No shit? We ran by you guys all the time for morning PT. I never noticed who was there.

Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:29 No.10708027

>>10707996

Yeah. Not sure how long the 716th's been there, but I gather it's been a while. At least from when the 101st MP Co still existed.

I always thought it was funny, the MP companies have such a raging hard-on for anything and everything Air Assault, when we don't even have any use for the shit. The MP companies are, routinely, 60-85% AASLT qualified.

The Infantry companies, from what I've gathered, really couldn't give a shit, and are usually at around 30-40%, if that.

Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:30 No.10708034

>>10707987
Yeah, sounds about right. Drugs were a big issue. So many H&W checks, piss tests, etc. We had a big formation one time where our 1SG called a soldier out and had him arrested in front of everyone for having pot in the barracks.

What do they normally have MPs doing on deployments? I only ask because the only ones I ever saw were dudes who sat on the FOB handing out speeding tickets to Strykers, which seems lame as fuck and I can't see that as being their primary mission.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:31 No.10708052 >>10708027 I can't speak for the rest, but I know I sure as fuck didn't give a shit about Air Assault. They never sent me to the school, and I never wanted to go. And yeah, AA badges were fairly rare for being the "AIR ASSAULT DIVISION"...

Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:32 No.10708057

>>10708034

Honestly, I think most of the units that deploy to do law enforcement on the FOB are Reserves and National Guard.

MPs, at least in Iraq, did convoy security/escort (Escorting the huge KBR LOGPACs), area security (Presence patrols, counter-IDF patrols, QRF), and PTT (Police Transition Teams - teaching IPs, IAs, and IAMPs how to handle law enforcement and dealing with civilians).

From what I gather, it's much the same in Afghanistan.

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/02/12(Thu)23:34 No.10708075 >>10708057 This I was with 300th MP BN, attached to 2ID back in 06-08.

Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:37 No.10708103

>>10708052

That's even funnier, now.

Whenever one of our guys would graduate the school, we'd have the ENTIRE company, whoever wasn't off or on shift, down there for formation on Thursday morning, for the graduation. At the end of it, the newly minted Air Assault trooper would have his unit-purchased 'Air Assault Coin' (An Air Assault-themed coin with the soldier's name, rank, and class number engraved) stuck halfway in the dirt, and he'd have to do 'ten to the wind' (Ten 'Air Assault' pushups - diamond pushups - while facing in each cardinal direction), and pull it out with his teeth.

At any time, if an Air Assault qualified soldier dropped his Air Assault coin on the ground, everyone within earshot of the noise had to do ten 'Air Assault' pushups, recover to the position of attention, and shout 'Air Assault!' before continuing with their duties, regardless of what they were doing (Obvious exceptions were made for important shit), regardless of rank.

One coin being dropped, especially while inside the company, usually resulted in at least five or six coins being dropped in offices all up and down the first floor, if not more.

Yeah. It was gay.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:37 No.10708105 >>10708057 Sounds pretty damn close to what us grunts did. I can dig it.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:38 No.10708117 >>10708103 > everyone within earshot of the noise Correction, every non-Air Assault qualified soldier within earshot

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:39 No.10708127 File1328243986.png-(309 KB, 475x363, 1308797456418.png) this thread reinforces my hatred of tripfags

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:40 No.10708135 >>10708105 We just never did a lot of dismounting. I always tell people we were basically mechanized infantry without Bradleys. Earlier in the war we were also heavily involved in house and building clearing in many cities.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:43 No.10708161 >>10708103 >Yeah. It was gay. That doesn't begin to cover it. I thought shit was gay here in the Guard, but that takes the cake for homosex. I'm so sorry. How are you liking your new duty station (if you're still there, that is)?

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:45 No.10708191 >>10708161 I'm at Fort Gordon, now. It's nice. Still an MP, but I'm working investigations, now. It's nice. I just wish I would have had a chance to go to Iraq another time, or to Afghanistan.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:48 No.10708221 >>10708191 That said, however, I have work tomorrow, so I must retire for the evening.

Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:50 No.10708241

>>10708191
>Fort Gordon, now. It's nice.
>Fort Gordon
>nice
I was there for MOSQ when I reclassed to 94L about this time last year. I hated every fucking minute of it. I guess shit isn't so bad for folks stationed there, but man... I was miserable. I bet dealing with the little "first taste of freedom/drunk for the first time in their lives" MOSI kids is just a treat.

>>	Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:51 No.10708251 >>10708221 Take care, buddy. Have a good one!

Czech-Texan !!8jJB7n5v2/7 02/02/12(Thu)23:52 No.10708262
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>>10707706

I have a similar story

>be 16
>Cousin Julie married a Brit named Michael
>he's enjoying the benefits of firearm freedom here in America, he fucking loves guns
>his mom, dad, little bro (15) and sister (17) came over to Texas to meet us
>rather surprised as I had no idea
>had my guns out to give them their weekly inspections
>all four, along with my cousin and her husband, come into my room while I was inspecting my Colt 1911
>his mom and sister gasp at all the guns, his brother is sparkling with wonderment
>Michael: "This is ____."
>we see Michael's mom and sister are scared shitless
>Cousin Juile, Me, Michael and Michael's dad (who had guns before the UK gun ban) all trollface
>release the slide on my Colt
>the mom and sister jump, mom screams
>I turn to Michael's brother who is still in awe, "you wanna hold it?" with the intention to be sure he doesn't use poor safety
>Mom: NO HE CANNOT! HE COULD SHOOT HIMSELF! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU BLOODY YANKS?!
>the dad finally talks her into letting the brother hold my Colt
>2 years later, he is borderline obsessed with guns and wants to move to America too
>mfw Eurobros

Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)23:52 No.10708266

>Go to range
>indoor
>Lanes are mostly full
>Get one beside a guy whos clearly taking this chick on a date
>They are shooting a .22lr GSG 1911
>Start shooting my CZ75B in 9mm.
>After awhile he pulls out a G22 to show off to her.
>I pull out my Vz.58
>Shortly after he brings out an AR-15
>i c wut ur doin pal
>I bring out my SVT-40.
>mfw I doubled up my ear pro.
>They leave
>I am victorious.

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:07 No.10708384 >>10708266 >I pull out my Vz.58 >Shortly after he brings out an AR-15 that's like pulling out a 10/22 to try to show up a gau-8. and i like what you did with the svt. stay classy bro.

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:09 No.10708393 >>10708266 ">i c wut ur doin pal" You mean that he is having someone new to firearms start out shooting 22lr and then working their way up to get used to the recoil and shooting techniques?

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:12 No.10708414 >>10708393 Considering she didn't even shoot his Glock, and only got a couple of rounds through the AR-15, no.

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:17 No.10708458 >>10708262 >>10707706 It always baffles me how some people can have such an irrational fear of inanimate objects. My nogunz mom freaks out over them, and yet I know foreign girls who aren't afraid of guns. Weird...

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:19 No.10708468 >>10708262 I love it when Brits come to the US and get into guns. I've only personally seen it once though. But it's always a magical moment.

Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:32 No.10708555

>work at european style hotel here in america
>my chef is french and hires alot of french/brits and the like
>hanging out after work shooting the shit drinking at my place
>open closet to put away bag and they see gun rack with my ar15, nuggent and ak74 just chillin
>euros think its amazing and want me to take them shooting
>mfw i make the pussy frenchman shoot the nugget first.

>>	Phil Ossiferz Stone !!esSirF6LRYN 02/03/12(Fri)00:37 No.10708595 >>10708555 That's awesome. How'd it all go? Regale us.

Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:39 No.10708616
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>go to 25yd indoor range across the street from my work almost every day
>see AR-10A2 carbine
>MUST HAVE
>rent AR-10, range chick says I need to go to the end lane so I don't bug other shooters
>implying that makes a difference
>take rifle to end lane and load mags
>CPL live-fire class is starting at the opposite end of the range, about 5 shooters and an instructor
>instructor demonstrates Mozambique drill and tells them to each do one when he gives the fire command
>double-tap AR-10 every time instructor says "fire"
>mfw

I apologized to the RO by giving him a smiley-face target I printed with my last 9 rounds of .308, he thought it was funny.

Ended up buying an AR-10 carbine about a week later from the same store.

>take my dad to range, I have my new AR-10 he has his carry pistol
>same shit, I get sent to the last lane
>I take a few shots and he moves over a lane so there's one in between us, says the concussion was bugging him
>get down to last 5 rounds and ask if he wants to try rifle
>at first he NOPES, then says "just 1 shot"
>keep the 5 in the mag and say he can have them if he wants
>dad picks up rifle, aims and takes a shot
>biggest shit-eating grin I've ever seen in my life
>he immediately bumps off the last 4
>last shot his the mechanical rail holding the target hanger and sends sparks flying
>OH SHIT
>nobody else in the range with us
>system send back target just fine
>pack up AR-10, do a 360 and walk out of the range
>come back 2 days later to rent a pistol
>get sent to the 2nd last lane
>????
>last lane is out of order due to "unknown malfunction"
>loloops

Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:48 No.10708697

>be Canadabro
>belong to range that's open 24/7 with keycard access
>have night job so go to the range usually between midnight and 4am
>go one night at 2
>open door, walk into range, put my range bag down
>fucking hobo is sleeping on the floor of the far lane
>poke him and ask him to leave, let him know it's a shooting range (didn't know if he was drunk/stoned)
>tells me to screw off
>okay.jpg
>put on plugs and muffs, set up a target
>go back to hobo and ask him to leave again
>same response
>take .44 Redhawk out of range bag
>fire one shot at target
>hobo Scooby-Doos out the door
>I'm laughing my ass off

>call next day to let owner know what happened
>they review security tapes and find the guy who let the hobo in, kick him out of the club
>I get suspended for a month
>totally worth it

Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)00:59 No.10708772
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It doesn't have to be real loud to troll people at the range
>go to the local indoor 25 meter range with my girlfriend
>she's firing my M1 Carbine
>I'm firing my transferable full auto AR with a drop-in 9mm kit
>we're set up at the right most lane
>all the other lanes are filled with people, firing various pistols, a few rifles
>we send out a zombie target for the lulz
>she fires, not much attention is given
>I dump a 32 round magazine on auto
>range goes silent
>I step back to let girlfriend set up for her next volley
>wide eyes from every other lane
>trollface.jpg

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:02 No.10708795 File1328248938.png-(12 KB, 468x425, 1311937363522.png) >>10708772

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:06 No.10708832 >>10708795 Problem?

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:08 No.10708847 File1328249313.jpg-(26 KB, 640x350, M-1_Carbine.jpg) >>10708772 WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO THAT POOR M1 CARBINE? this is what it should look like

>>	Resident Wumbologist !!97+h1uLls6Q 02/03/12(Fri)01:11 No.10708862 >>10708847 You can always drop it back into it's original stock. Not serious bastardization in my book. Also is it a USGI carbine or commercial? USGI carbines do deserve better treatment.

Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:13 No.10708877

>shooting pistol at range, sitting at bench plinking
>wild RO appears "get the barrel over the red line
>only place to get the barrel over the line in my lane has a 4" aluminum pole in front of it

same day
>2 guys break out new chinese SVD
>can't hit shit
>empty cartridges fly across 5 lines to bounce off our guns every time

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:13 No.10708887 File1328249639.jpg-(274 KB, 750x1000, 100_1077.jpg) >>10708847 I'll do with it as I wish. Try and stop me. >>10708862 Yeah, it was made in 1943 by the Inland Division of GM

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:17 No.10708907 File1328249824.jpg-(19 KB, 400x400, 1314601800500.jpg) >>10708887

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:17 No.10708913 >>10708847 >>10708847 >>10708847 Uhh, that's an Mini 14 you fucking idiot

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:18 No.10708915 >>10708913 Look again, sweetcheeks.

>>	Resident Wumbologist !!97+h1uLls6Q 02/03/12(Fri)01:18 No.10708916 >>10708913 Maybe in your little world it is.

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:19 No.10708922 >>10708915 >>10708913 >>10708915 >>10708916 >>10708916 Uhh, you fucking losers noguns faggets. It's obviously not a mini-30

>>	HUEHUEBR !ctwJT1n.IY 02/03/12(Fri)01:20 No.10708936 >>10708913 wat

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:22 No.10708949 >>10707954 >716th I got stuck under you faggots in Afghanistan, BC was a total douche. Then just as I was about to leave Iraq we fell under you guys again. Bro tier SGM.

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:22 No.10708958 File1328250164.jpg-(384 KB, 1000x750, 100_1145.jpg) I'm just trollin'. This is what my M1s usually look like. The one dressed up like an M1A1 is my Inland Div, the other is an Underwood.

Resident Wumbologist !!97+h1uLls6Q 02/03/12(Fri)01:24 No.10708965
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>>10708922
Oh dear oh dear, now that I look more closely I see that you are correct. I never can tell the difference between the two. You ahve truly proven that I am a hopeless nogunz faggit. Here's my M1 carbine for comparison.
If I recall correctly it shoots .51 Gyrojet.

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:26 No.10708977 >>10708965 >>10708965 >>10708965 I LOL'd at filename. 10/10 Well played

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:33 No.10709020 File1328250799.jpg-(112 KB, 800x559, Hmmm.jpg) >>10708965 They do look kinda similiar but I tend not to tell people something of theirs is not what they say it is

Resident Wumbologist !!97+h1uLls6Q 02/03/12(Fri)01:43 No.10709073
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>>10709020
Yeah mine was made by the Storm Rubber Co. in 1920. It even has the rubber chicken logo on it. The ammo is real hard to find though. Every time I go to Big 5 and ask about .51 Gyrojet I end up leaving spaghetti everywhere.

I was able to find some at the gun show though. See how nicely it fits in the clip?

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:48 No.10709103 >>10705021 Fucking Korea, I swear.

>>	!dHEMrWXN8Q 02/03/12(Fri)01:50 No.10709115 >>10709103 You know you love them

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:53 No.10709133 >>10709103 Actually that was from some american EOD guy on /k/ uploading some pics from his last tour

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)01:56 No.10709152 >>10709133 Heh. Was just commenting. Always a bit jarring to recognize someplace from something as simple as the wall and the damned CBU.

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)07:54 No.10710635 Bump

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)15:50 No.10713333 >>10708772 >I'm firing my transferable full auto AR with a drop-in 9mm kit Pictures. Nao.

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)15:51 No.10713338 >>10708913 You're stupid.

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)15:53 No.10713351 >>10709073 Stop. This isn't funny. It never was funny. Any of it.

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)15:54 No.10713355 File1328302454.jpg-(398 KB, 1000x750, 100_1460.jpg) >>10713333 I have it in its original configuration at the moment, but yeah. It's an XM177E2 made by Frankford Arsenal in the early 80s. Fun as all get-out to fire!

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)15:56 No.10713366 >>10713355 Bah, I want to see it in it's 9mm getup. I get to play with ARs, LMGs, GPMGs, and HMGs, a full-auto AR-15 doesn't impress me. A full auto 9mm one does.

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)15:58 No.10713375 >>10713355 I dont see the happy switch. pic of other side

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)15:59 No.10713377 >>10713366 It's just like any other, except it's got a mag well adapter and a CMMG 16 inch barreled dedicated 9mm upper. Not really worth it for me to get it out, install everything, take pictures and post them.

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)16:00 No.10713385 >>10713375 >third pin

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)16:00 No.10713386 >>10713355 you lie, nigger. thats semi auto

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)16:03 No.10713408 >>10713366 >a full-auto AR-15 doesn't impress me >A full auto 9mm one does. nonsense. select fire guns are impressive no matter what the caliber

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)16:07 No.10713435 >>10707787 AM I PEEING? NO I HAVE MY DIAPERS ON

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)16:07 No.10713439 File1328303234.jpg-(283 KB, 1000x750, 100_1472.jpg) >>10713386 Fine, here. Sheesh. Good enough?

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)16:16 No.10713515 File1328303813.jpg-(295 KB, 1000x750, 100_1473.jpg) >>10713439 >But anon, you silly goose, you didn't timestamp it! How are we to know it's legit? That's a fair question.

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)16:33 No.10713675 >>10713515 >>10713386 it is FA because you can see the 3rd sear pin on the reciever

Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)17:42 No.10714272

I'm pretty sure this was one of you.

>Go shooting at local range, trying out new optic on my AR
>Set up target at 50 yards
>Guy shows up next to me
>Sets up target at ~10 yards, I think. The closest slot.
>Think he's shooting a pistol, don't think anything of it
>Goes to his car, comes back with bucket that has kitty litter label on it
>Has all of his ammo and stuff in it
>Wtf
>Pulls out nugget with the scout scope, on the rear sight
>Double wtf
>Is shooting a scoped nugget at 10 yards
>What the actual fuck

I also felt a little bad about this. He was bragging nonstop about how he managed to get his izzy for only 130 bucks. I bought mine for 60 bucks, and mine was in better condition.

>>	Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)19:23 No.10714994 File1328315031.jpg-(1.4 MB, 2893x1875, facepalm.jpg) >>10714272 >scoped nugget at spitting distance I... I don't even.

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