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Oh my god, where the hell can I get an egg cuber?

>>15177086

I know right, how much fun would it be to make buildings out of your breakfast>?

>>15177110
Oh yeah, I could make little egg houses for egg people and make a village of eggs!
:3c!!

this thread is now about egg cubers

>>15177129
HOLY ALPHABET THAT THING IS REAL?

>>15177118
gtfo
>>15177117


>>15177129
Shit yes. I'd make like little bacon pathways and stuff, a small swimming pool (runny egg-yolks).
It'd be like a gingerbread house, but for breakfast!!!!!

>>15177144

you know it nigger

underage fags don't know about the classic donald duck story

1920x1080 or kill yourself

Anything less is shit

Try going from a desktop monitor to 1360x768 or 1440x900. It's fucking shit and you know.

1920x1080

>>15177169
>>15177174

gtfo

u jelly?

>>15177174
Do you mind?
We are discussing technology here.

More cubed eggs!

>>15177161
Holy shit sticks, it'd be like Minecraft, except real! And with eggs!

>>15177174
Alright, thanks.

Before I made this thread, I had a feeling creating a thread with the egg cuber image would derail it. My prediction was terribly right.

>>15177196

ask and ye shall receive

>>15177212
You posted a more interesting image than your post. A fatal mistake.

Now post more cubed eggs, God damn it!

>>15177212
JESUS FUCK
BATS PISS
A DAMN BURGER BED

>>15177212
mfw i didn't even read the OP

>>15177210
Would it be possible to cube bacon somehow? It wouldn't be crispy though...

Also, sausages!!!! Cut them up into little cylinders.

>>15177241
>cubed
>bacon
This is the greatest gift on earth.
I can see it now.
A plate right... a plate... and the only food...
Is cubed.
Bacon. Cubed.
Eggs. Cubed.
Beans. Cubed.
Tomatoes. Cubed.
Orange Juice. Cubed.

i <3 this thread so much

>>15177241
> Would it be possible to cube bacon somehow?

Slice it, stack it & fry it?

> Also, sausages!!!! Cut them up into little cylinders.

Even better, shove sausage meat into an egg cuber and then fry off the cuboid sausages! Hot fucking damn, you know you'd be all over that.

i'll take one, please. how much?

bacon jew

imma jew an i love bacon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrcpUZXb280

>>15177276
I have it!

First, we make CHEESE cubes and BEEF cubes.

Then we make a huge hollow BREAD cube and add the CHEESE AND BEEF cubes INSIDE!

Serve with a plate of EGG cubes and POTATO cubes.

>>15177276
AH FUCK
>>15177254
OH GOD YES

The way I see cubed bacon, You'd buy it before it's been sliced and stuff, and cut it into cubes yourself, before frying and whatever

>cubed tomatoes
motherofgod.jpg

>>15177254
>Orange Juice. Cubed.

Fuck you, now I have to clean my keyboard.

>>15177305

I need more reaction images.

>suitablereactionimage.jpg

>>15177305
And for dessert: CHOCOLATE cubes...

Oooooh! And I have seen STRAWBERRY cubes being sold too!

That would be pretty epic, would it not?

Some should link >>>/ck/ here and they will most assuredly make this meal and upload pics.

>this thread

Oh god, I am buying an egg cuber and I'm going to cube all the food I can and make a thread about it.

>>15177305
Oh...oh sweet mother of Jesus.

Someone get /ck/ in here, now.

>>15177313
Did you spray cubed OJ over it?

Bumping with cube food

>>15177358

I WANT THAT IN MAH BELLY

/ck/ has been summoned.

Cubed hash brown?

Black edition

this thread has made me hungry dammit

You have all forgotten about the greatest cubed food of all....

>>15177429

gtfo nigra!

>>15177429
the edges are too rounded. that does not appease my ocd.

>this thread

vegan edition

poach an egg
cube it.

ohly fux

>>15177429
If they can do that with watermelon...

SQUARE PICKLES!

Coo/ck/ here, I think I'm in love with you guys. UNF.

>>15177487
Coo/ck/in/g/ is nothing new. Technology and food have always gone great together.

In fact, the first technology (domesticated fire) was married to the first cooked meals. :3

for our /g/eeks on a budget I give you:

cubed spam!

>>15177487
We tomato you too

>>15177498
We should have tried to woo /ck/.

It was a mistake to have gone for any other board.

Who else understands our lust for good food?

Yes, lust. Our love for food is almost sexual in nature.

>>15177528
they were with /co/

>>15177528
>almost

Now if only we can cube the egg BEFORE we cook it.

That's right, you heard it here first. I WILL PATENT SQUARE CHICKEN CLOACAS.

THINK OF THE STORAGE POTENTIAL. NO MORE WILL THERE BE WASTEFUL CARDBOARD CARTONS. NO MORE WILL WE HAVE EGGS ROLLING AROUND AND CRACKING. NO MORE I SAY.

>>15177555
Well, you can remove the egg's shell by soaking it in vinegar. It should be trivial to cube a shell-less egg, even if its uncooked.

>>15177555
If you put an egg in vinegar, the shell become soft, and you can cube it easily.

But then you get vinegar in your egg, since shells are somewhat porous.

>>15177540
Now's our chance, then, since /co/ only likes ponies.

/ck/ must be feeling neglected, so we need to get our hands on those succulent hams.

>>15177575
>>15177577
Vinegarmind.

Well I am out. Excellent thread though.

mfw i will probably never eat a fully cubed breakfast.

make my dream a reality please /g/, do it for anon

>>15177577
>>15177575
Ok, wait, so you can remove the egg shell without cooking the egg, and you can remove the egg without breaking the shell (by making two tiny holes and carefully blowing the egg out).

THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WE CAN ACHIEVE WITH THIS DATA

>>15177626
When /g/ and /ck/ unite we can make wonderful things happen.

>>15177589

Funny thing actually, our relationship with /co/ was recently rekindled >>>/ck/2477676

I've always loved you though /g/. Shhh.

>>15177626
it's magic I tell you! magic! warning: prolonged vinegar exposure will deny your egg from retaining it's cube

Peep this: ice cubes

It's water, only stackable!

>>15177626

Second grade science experiments in pickling eggs and these?

>>15177695
FUCK SANDY BRIDGE AND ALL THAT SHIT THIS IS /G/ -TECHNOLOGY. TECHNOLOGY DAMMIT. WHY WERE WE NOT TOLD ABOUT THIS ADVANCEMENT IN EGG TECHNOLOGY SOONER

>>15177683
Pykrete my friend, pykrete.

>http://www.amazon.com/Egg-Cuber-Square-Press/dp/B002C8ZDQE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&
amp;qid=1294147083&sr=8-1

I'd buy this shit if I was in the US.

We don't have this silliness in Europe, I think.

egg minecraft anyone?

if only there was some way of making a negative of the cube egg out of bread, you could have an edible lunch cube

>>15177752

>>15177752
Yeah, if and only if someone would invent square bread and square cheese slices so we could make cubed snacks.

>>15177626

IDEA

1-Put egg in vinager
2-Remove shell
3-Put shell-less egg into egg cuber
4-Cube it!
5-Put egg cuber with egg inside into a bowl of boiling water, for egg to cook into EGG SHAPE!
6-Remove COOKED CUBE EGG
7-??????
8-PROFIT!

>>15177771

holy dick

>>15177801
why dont u just crack the egg?

1. get top opened box with square base
2. crack egg into box
3. boil egg with box
4. remove box
5. ???

>>15177771
Is that a onahole?

Did someone say ponies?!

>>15177733
you can throw eggs in mc now.

>>15177886
CUBED PONY SIRLOIN

>>15177904
I'm pretty sure I heard "ponies".

fuck you /g/ now I'm looking at kitchen gadgets. I'm totally buying a cuber.

>>15177962
>now I'm looking at kitchen gadgets
I bet your women

You guys know there are these things called silicon molds, hurr, we could just crack the egg into them and cook it, as well as bake the bread in them. I love the things but they are a bitch to clean.

>>15177084
>>15177086

I want to build things with cubed eggs now.

All of you will envy my Taj Mahal made out of cubed eggs.

>>15178218
Enough of your betting with my women just because you don't have any.

>>15178714

not as cool, yoke is cracked. go be gay in gayville gaywad