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8 KB Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:07 No.20273769  
What in the FUCK could the answer to this be?? I've tried everything I can think of.
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:07 No.20273774
host
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:09 No.20273801
>>20273774
Nope.
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:10 No.20273811
>>20273769
workstation?
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:10 No.20273818
Client with an uppercase 'c'.
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:10 No.20273819
install gentoo
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:10 No.20273821
>>20273811
nope
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:10 No.20273828
leech, maybe woman
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:11 No.20273832
That's quite vaguely written. Could even be a hub or router.
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:11 No.20273833
>>20273818
Nope
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:11 No.20273834
Node?
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:11 No.20273842
Proxy or proxy server
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:12 No.20273849
domain controller?
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:12 No.20273850
Possibly "peer".
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:12 No.20273858
>>20273842
Son of a whore. I think he's right.
How did I not think of that?
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:12 No.20273861
Router as it is a computer, it requests for services through TCP/UDP packages

if that's not the correct answer, well than fuck that quiz
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:13 No.20273866
>>20273850
>>20273849
>>20273842
>>20273834
>>20273832
>>20273828
Nope

I've seriously tried EVERYTHING I can think of regarding networking.
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:13 No.20273872
>requests services *for other computers* in the network
Fuck if I know what they're fishing for. I'm thinking router
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:13 No.20273873
'requests specific services for other computers'

Remote Host?
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:13 No.20273877
>>20273861
nope
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:15 No.20273902
gateway?
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:15 No.20273903
>>20273877
well than fuck that quiz
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:16 No.20273912
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>>20273902
Nope

>>20273903
I fucking agree. This is the worst shit I've ever done.

Also, check out this faggoty question (pic)
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:16 No.20273913
A dispatch server?

The fuck op, that test is a hoax, router is the most correct answer i can put in there but it seems like that's not correct
>> Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Apprentice Sysadmin of !GEnsOKyOwY 09/28/11(Wed)13:17 No.20273924
Proxy?
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:17 No.20273926
>>20273912
>having to type a 60 character string as a question answer
mysides.jpg

You're getting trolled.
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:17 No.20273934
>>20273912
Is this some test for a job?
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:18 No.20273938
>>20273912
Oh fuck, it's one of those incredibly poorly designed tests huh.
Never mind that you actually say the right thing, it's demanding an incredibly specific input in a convoluted way.
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:18 No.20273942
>>20273934
nope, its a "codelab" exercise for school.
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:18 No.20273950
>from
client
>for
proxy, you could try cache
>> Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Apprentice Sysadmin of !GEnsOKyOwY 09/28/11(Wed)13:19 No.20273954
>>20273924
meh that will teach me to post without reading all the replies, oh well
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:19 No.20273957
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Then
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:19 No.20273958
>>20273912
The programmer solves the problems of a user by expressing an algorithm in a programming language to make a program that runs on a computer.
also, the guy who wrote that is retarded
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:19 No.20273959
>>20273912
The programmer solves the problem of a user by expressing an algorithm in a programming language to make a program that can run on a computer.

>a user.
I guess it'd be too obvious otherwise.
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:19 No.20273961
>>20273950
Nope, the top one is Server.
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:20 No.20273974
>>20273961
I was talking about the bottom one
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:20 No.20273976
client computer
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:21 No.20273989
I hope your reaction was to turn 360° and get away from that shitty school
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:21 No.20273991
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ClIeNt?
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:22 No.20274006
"client."

Note how the dot is missing in the original question.
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:22 No.20274007
Perhaps, A dragon dildo?
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:24 No.20274031
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>>20274006
The intensity of my rage cannot be expressed in words.
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:25 No.20274046
>>20274031
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:25 No.20274052
>>20274031
HOLY FUCK
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:25 No.20274058
>>20274031
I fucking lol'd hard
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:26 No.20274065
>>20274006
Brilliant.jpg
also
facepalm.jpg
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:26 No.20274066
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>>20274031
oh you have got to be kidding me
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:26 No.20274069
>>20274031
fucking ridiculous
>> Requiem !!B/r6i3gA17X 09/28/11(Wed)13:26 No.20274072
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>>20274031
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:26 No.20274073
spooler
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:26 No.20274079
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>>20274031
>mfw
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:27 No.20274083
>>20274031
You best be shitting me.

Sincerely,
>>20274006
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:27 No.20274084
>>20274031
i can't believe this shit
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:27 No.20274089
as an ambassador of /g/ I hereby request the URL for this quiz
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:27 No.20274090
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>>20274031
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:27 No.20274092
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This thread is great. All of my stars.
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:30 No.20274124
>>20274031
>some retard at some point thought it was a good idea to program it this way
>some other retard thought it was a good idea to buy software from the previous retard
>a whole bunch of retards thought their kids would be fine in the hands of the retards that improperly spend their money

I has a sad...
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:30 No.20274126
>>20274031
First time I have laughed so hard at a 4chan thread, in a while. The perfect synergy of words and image, was just brilliant.

Thanks sir!
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:30 No.20274127
that was hilarious.
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:30 No.20274133
>uppercase server
>lowercase client
wat
>> Ad 08/05/11(Fri)03:00 No.19151774
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>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:32 No.20274155
>>20273769 &
>>20274031

Now was there a dot or not??
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:37 No.20274236
>>20274155
OP tried client as his first answer, he told me on msn

2 hours later he enters "client." and gets the question right........ thefuck.jpg

the best part is "client" is the wrong answer, the way the question is worded the answer is proxy or proxy server.
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:37 No.20274250
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>>20274031
holy FUCK
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:38 No.20274267
>>20274236
>msn
>it's like I'm really in 2004
>> sage 09/28/11(Wed)13:40 No.20274292
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>>20274031
hory sheet. get away from this school your attending, fast.
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:40 No.20274308
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>>20274236
Okay but...
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:41 No.20274311
>>20274292
isn't that just microsoft cleartype (tm)
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:41 No.20274320
>>20274308
Shittily written test.

I feel sorry for OP.
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:50 No.20274480
>>20274031
I've been laughing for two minutes straight

I can't breathe

Tell my family I love them
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:55 No.20274559
With Green-Oval gone, we really ought to get this thread archived you-know-where. It's fucking golden.
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:56 No.20274567
http://archive.installgentoo.net/cgi-board.pl/g/thread/20273769

filing under 'archived'
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)13:57 No.20274582
>>20274559
>>20274567
Submit it to chanarchive. Whichever spin-off of green-oval we're up to now doesn't archive full images.
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)15:21 No.20275787
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wat
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)16:02 No.20276324
>>20274292
its "you're attending" NOT "YOUR" you fucking spic
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)16:07 No.20276378
Actually, It's "Terminal"
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)16:12 No.20276449
>>20276378
i think the answer is proxy but obviously it was "client."
>> Anonymous 09/28/11(Wed)16:14 No.20276461
>>20274311
here, take mine: ™
>>20274559
terminal? terminal?! I thought terminals were points of interaction.

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by anonymous | 2011-09-29 17:55:40 UTC

>82 upvotes
What.
I mean, it was funny, but seriously?

by anonymous | 2011-09-30 02:16:47 UTC

<I mean, it was funny, but seriously?

yes.

printing out the entire thread and tomorrow it'll be on the wall of our usability lab.

by Naeko | 2011-10-01 19:22:30 UTC

I am a senior engineer involved with IT and this exam question forced me to put down the wrong answer. If the rest of the exam has partially similar questions, then there is something wrong with the school. That is because all exams should not just be vetted by the instructor, but also by the department staff in order to have courses sufficient to show accredation.

If the school was in trouble for passing too many unqualified students, perhaps this is their half-assed way to get their statistics under control or force students to fail and pay to take the course again. There's a lot of schools out there with hastily created programs created not so much as to turn out well-educated IT students, but to take advantage of the large number of people retraining due to the economic downturn resulting from the permanent contraction of the employment market.


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