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Too soon OP, too soon

I'll always hold high in high a steam

I guess Zyzz really did have a body to die for.

Zyzz aint dead

>>8732464
again too soon but i still lold

Never really liked him. Never really hated him. Hated that fucking crew though.

Do respect him though, cos shit, that upperbody.

And shit, that making-people-start-lifting. That's admirable, I don't give a fuck what anybody says. He WAS an inspiration to people. And for a good reason.

>inb4 he did roids so it doesn't count

>>8732471

...merely sleeping

come on, bro, it's not funny. for once in your life have a heart

>>8732522
>go to gym

>zyzz still dead

>>8732497

dem roids

How did he die?

>Cardio: SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR GAINS

>No Cardio: SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR HEART

>>8732551
my guess is cocaine or some other stims+ dehydration+ sauna= heart attack

What's the common point between Zyzz and Tiny's parents?

They're all dead!

He inspired me to become the captain of my football steam

Zyzz always did have a strong chest, but it's what's inside that counts.

>>8732671
>>8732646
hehehe

We should do an image macro of Zyzz with 'say goodbye to your heart'.
So we can post it in every 'roids thread.

>>8732785
brilliant

>>8732709
Me too. I wanna post RIP Zyzz on fb but I know everyone will be like "Who's Zyzz?"

>>8732785
Oh, and by 'we' I meant 'You'. >>8732821

>>8732851
Plus they might Google it and then see pictures of him and think you're gay.

>>8732709
>>8732709

This. I am actually grieving for this asshole, this fucking asshole inspired me, a nobody to aim for divinity - so that then i could troll the world like he, and now you are dead ;_;

A few days ago, before hitting the gym i was looking through his videos, laughing and feeling as if i was there, in a parallel universe, shredded as fuark. I thought to myself, i cant wait for more videos...

RIP brah

>>8732880
haha for sure

At least Zyzz died knowing that he had achieved absolute perfection.

i bet zyzz looks even more swole with rigor mortis

RIP Zyzz. Dude gave us some funny memes, looked like a fuckin beast, steroids or not. I've trolled w/ Zyzz shit plenty of times and laughed my ass off going through a 100+ reply thread of the dumbest shit laughing my ass off.

U mirin angels in heaven now Zyzz. Fuck all the rest of you faggots on this site.

I heard he died during riots in London defending local gym.

Hero4Lyfe

>>8732939
YAY!

I heard he helped thousands of jews escape from the holocaust. Guy was a true hero

Soo what's the cause of his death? From training too hard? >>

>>8732851
I had the same predicament, but then I manned the fuck up and posted two status updates about him anyway. NEVAR FORGET

>>8732939
AAAAHAHAHA GOOD ONE BRO IS THAT OC?!1!

Alirght there's an EASY way to find out if this is true

The article says "The Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade confirmed a 22-year-old NSW man died in Thailand."

So any aussie bros care to call the department and mention the article?

http://www.dfat.gov.au/contacts.html

Head office telephone

Switchboard: +61 2 6261 1111
Media enquiries: +61 2 6261 1555
Fax: +61 2 6261 3111
Emergency helpline

Consular Emergency Centre 24 Hour Phone Service:

1300 555 135 within Australia (local call cost) or
+61 2 6261 3305 from outside Australia.

>>8733143
this

>>8733143
>>8733143
>>8733143

>>8733143
you'll have to wait a few hours

>>8733202

Why? what time is it over there?

>>8733218
about 3 am on the east coast

>>8733143
>>8733143
>>8733143
>>8733143
Some record and put it on vocaroo or youtube or some shit

>>8733239

ah, ok then
guess we really have to wait then

It's better if he's dead.

He'll get a lot of hate for trolling like this.

>>8733342
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/sydney-nsw/facebook-favourite-and-aspiring-model-aziz-shaversh
ian-22-dies-in-thailand-sauna/story-e6freuzi-1226111960086

no sources but facebook?
im calling troll

>died after being found unconscious in a sauna, a post on his fanpage said yesterday.
>a post on his fanpage said yesterday.
>a post on his fanpage

this is all a fucking lie. he's a troll. he ain't dead stfu

>>8733406
>>8733387
Read the whole article

Anyway, this can only be settled by doing this >>8733143

cum tribute pics please

>>8733417

Read the whole article? Why? Because at the end, it has some throwaway remark about some government agency confirming that "a 22 year old" died in Thailand at some point? Do you think that perhaps, if an actual government agency had given useful confirmation that THIS 22 year old died within the last 4 days, that that wouldn't have been sentence #1 in the article, instead of 99% of it being useless recitals of what some people are posting on Facebook?

I mean, this is all in addition to the facts that: a) this paper is a useless tabloid rag; and b) the entire article is so badly written and uninformative that it would be an embarrassment for a junior high school newspaper?

Is that really your argument?

>>8733456

Calm down, bro, We've had enough heart attacks for one day.

Let's just wait a couple of days.

>>8733456
>community college journalism major detected

Enjoy blogging part time for pennies when you aren't at the coffee shop.

Zyzz is not dead. He is trolling

>>8733480

lol, I can't handle another day of all the threads on /fit/ just being about this stunt. If we don't get back to the height trolling, I will be even more buttdevastated.

>>8733498
Saying that shitty, fact-free article is shitty and fact-free = underemployed academic?
wat.jpg

UNBAN THE KING GINGERMOD

inafterstickie

fucking sticky what

Thankfully Bobby, king of /fit/ is still alive.

RIP

I'm sorry.

manly tears ;_;

>>8734238

it's just to keep all the shit from spreading all over

thanks mod

>U mirin angels in heaven now Zyzz

How can you lift when zyzz is dead?

Sad shit for sure.

At least he's now resting at Olympus fucking some muses.

Forever mirin.

>>8734279
how can you not lift

>sticky confirms he is dead

out from the age of aesthetics and into the dark age of functional strength. Not long until "u jelly" is replaced by "u ATG"

>sticky

Mark "Zyzz" RIP petoe

So much potential....

>>8734291

>2011

>trying to sage a stickied thread

>>8734289

At least something good would come out of this.

a prayer said by an anon earlier on

>Last night /fit/ I had a dream...
>I dreamed I was lifting in the gym with zyzz, and across the gym air flashed lifts from my life.
>For each lift I noticed two sets of barbells in the gym; one belonged to me, and the other to zyzz.
>When the last scene of my life flashed before us, I looked back at the barbells in the gym.
>I noticed that many times along the path of my life, there was only one barbell.
>I also noticed that it happened at the very hardest and toughest lifts in my life, this really bothered me, and I questioned zyzz about it.
>"Zyzz, you said that once I decided to follow you, you would lift with me all the way.
>But I have noticed that during the hardest lifts in my life, there is only one barbell.
>I don't understand why in times when I needed you the most, you should leave me.
>Zyzz replied, "My precious, precious bro. I love you (no homo), and I would never, never leave you during your times of DOMS and suffering.
>When you saw only one barbell, It was then that I spotted you."

It's just as if yesterday I read "u mirin". I miss that.

>>8734305
Not only did I try, I successfully did so. There, I'm doing it again.

>>8734343

Your sageing won't do shit if it's stickied.

You weren't successful

>>8734319
>manly tears

Who shall we look up too now?
zyzz showed us how to 'MIRIN BRAH
A champion and the teacher too us
today we pay tribute ZYZZ

Should have never left the aesthetics crew.

>>8734319

Forever spotting us

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT UNBAN ZYZZ, I WOULD REQUEST YOU BAN HIS TRIP IN HIS MEMORY IF IT WASN'T. THE LAST THING WE NEED IS 100 FAGGOTS SPAMMING WITH ZYZZ'S TRIP.

HIS TRIP WILL LIVE ON FOREVER IN OUR MEMORY

#NOONGA

<<<<<<<<<<<33333333333333333333 love you az, gods mirin up close now.

>>8734362

I think he saged pretty well.

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Here, I'll do it too.

uATG?

Postin in a sticky thread

also, who cares? he contributed nothing to society. hell he didnt even compete in anything, just inspirings teenagers to become vain douches.

also, he's not dead. all you're all doing is helping market his book and protien.

>>8734362
Wrong. If the thread gets unstickied and my post is the last one, then it won't be accounted for in the thread's repositioning.

Quit bumming me out guys.

is he really dead?

>>8734380

Why would you tattoo a dead guy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaKF_elmyLI


manly tears were shed throughout..

can't get to grips with the fact that he's gone ughh!!! :((

>>8734406

Yeah, the point is it is stickied. By the time it's unstickied no one will give a fuck

>>8734400
>Skinny beta guy transforms himself
>Inspires other skinny guys to do the same
>"He contributed nothing to society"
get out

>>8734426
It was his final wish to have it finished.

I can't believe people actually think this is true. I'll believe when it's proven.

>5 days time

> 'U MAD BRO I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD, I VISITED THE HEAVENS AND BROUGHT BACK AESTHETICS'

>This will be uploaded to his youtube account.

>Fucking idiots

>>8734400
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>>8734299
Zzyzz is here

NEVER FORGET

http://www.teenbodybuilding.com/transt44.htm

Zyzz was my main inspiration. He got me back into lifting weights, and I lost shittons of weight.

I'll honour his memory by lifting even harder.

>>8734380
His face looks fucking ridiculous, like he got a shitload of plastic surgery he didn't need, but didn't any he actually needed.

>>8734428
It might get unstickied any time. Maybe right now while I'm writing this post.

Just read the news. Unbelievable. Dude was my main inspiration to start lifting.

>>8734434
>Skinny beta guy transforms himself
into beta guy hiding behind roids
>Inspires other skinny guys to do the same
>"He contributed nothing to society"
yep
get out

fixed that one for ya.

Which does /fit/ prefer, biking or running? Obviously this is for cardio.
If you prefer something else and the idea is good, post ITT.

Still not believing it.

He's just taking the Tourettes Guy method of losing your internet fame.

That's a shame and all, and nobody deserves to die at 22, but if he was a roid-head then /fit/ needs to find a new role-model.

Every rep i make...

Every sweat i break..

Everytime i train..

Every pound I gain...

I'll be missing you...

Forever and always mirin' (no homo)

i still don't believe it. i need legitimate proof

It's better he's dead.

Not for the wrong reasons though faggots, don't jump down my throat yet.
Zyzz served as a role model for lots of guys on here, old and young. Lots of people wanted to reach this guys level and be just like him. People started to think and accept that drugs were the only way to achieve what you want, a lot of this was led by Zyzz and how he got to where he is in such a short period of time. Something like this needs to happen, so people realise the effects of drugs on your body are real, they aren't some broscience bullshit put there to limit your gains, they're there to potentially stop you dying or hurting yourself.

Effects of this shit, if abused will cause this to happen, and although it's rare, it doesn't mean you won't be 1 of the few.
Learn from others mistakes, learn the risk of using drugs and don't follow people blindly taking shortcuts to your goals, otherwise it may be you who's in your young 20's and in a casket next.

lol it's so believable because he's the type of douche who overdoses on steroids

u mirihhhhnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg?

Dont worry guys, He will be back. To save us all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sobr6JFPG8

>>8732415
>It was bound to happen sauna or later

>>8734579
>Effects of this shit, if abused will cause this to happen, and although it's rare, it doesn't mean you won't be 1 of the few.

>implying you even know what caused his death

>>8734579
>>8734587
implying it was soley the roids that killed him

>>8734571
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>>8734637
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaKF_elmyLI&feature=player_embedded

/cries

>>8734614

>Implying they aren't 1 of the main factors as to why it happened.

Oh I forgot, how many 22 year old's have heart attacks all the fucking time.

>>8734672

It was a mixture of cocaine, heart condition, dehydration and steroid use

>>8734684
/r/ zyzz's picture with "CARDIO KILLS GAINS"

A STICKY

why is this shit stickied? what is the relevance of this thread to my health or fitness?

well, mod?

RIP Zyzz, an inspiration to us all.

Your hair was pretty faggy in fairness though....

Lol @ this being pinned.
Well done, Gingermod.

>>8734703

>implying Zyzz is not relevant to your health or fitness

>>8734672
>not reading my post properly
>read it again

i simply said it wasnt just the roids that killed him

>>8734520
Cardio is for fags, I prefer having heart attacks.

>>8734728

I agree with you.. he was a known rave attender.. probably tons of drugs all the time.

He also used shit like clen & t3, which is hard on your heart.

>>8734684
I knew about 3 of them, not the heart condition. But if you had a heart condition why on earth would you be using such obscene stimulants anyway?

Aesthetics > Life, apparently.

>>8734703

fucking lol at you sageing a stickied thread

Dat sticky.
Gingermod y u no unban?

facebook[DOT]com/timshark?sk=wall

"R.I.P Zyzz.. This is a warning for any of you boys coming to Thailand.. Thailand is a country with it all.. Girls.. Steroids.. Growth Hormone.. Its all here & its all cheap.. I spoke to him the other day & he sounded like a kid in a candy shop.. I told him to slow down.. Zyzz tonight i will drink a Thai beer & fuck a Thai girl in honour of you.. A good bloke gone way too soon.."

Brah! Is it over...

>>8734728
lots of 22 year olds party and do coke, without dying.

zyzz however had terrible cardiac hypertrophy leading to decreased cardiac function and clot formation which resulted in a cardiac embolism, heart attack, death.

At long last.

No king rules forever my son.

this can't be true

so this ... this is just a huge troll right ?

I came to him b4

>>8734758

Zyzz was popping "Test + Deca + Dianabol + Stanozolol"

I see.

Only dark tans for me brah...

>>8734766

Source.

>>8734728
>Not reading my post properly
>Thinks I should read his properly

Here you go: >>8734579
Show me where I said the word "steroids" and implied it was soley steroids which were the contributing factor to his death.

>>8734784
>>8734771
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>>8734711

Stop shitposting

I'm 91% sure the Jews did this

ok who hacked dailytelegraph.com.au

Because he's the hero /fit/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...a dark knight.

Without its masters command the restless /fit/izens will become an even greater threat to this board.

He was my age but looked so much beter... Why is he dead and not me?

Control must be maintained.

>implying I give a shit
He didn't inspire me particularly, he wasn't of any note-worthiness, I didn't know him personally.
Move on, /fit/

The official death notice

The false prophet has perished, Riptits is the only true god of /fit/.

>>8734868

k, thanks for stopping by

There must always be a /fit/ King.

>>8734873
lol'd

You wish now that our places had been exchanged... that I had died and Zyzz had lived.

>>8734873


>2011
>having a facebook


ISHYGDT

You're all faggots

maybe if i go to the gym he'll get better ;_;

The height of such a burden.

It must be mine, for there is no other-

>>8734893

>saging a sticky

Guess we don't have to worry about ban evasion ;_;

>>8734750

icwhatudidhtar

TINY TRIP

You hold a grim destiny in your hands, brah, but it is not your own.

Shoulda just had horse meat, bro.

>>8734906
How fucking could you.

Yeah, I HOPE you feel like shit now.

>>8734906

cheeky cunt

Chestbrah!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5foQf7UsUOo

Remember this guy?

Why is it official all of a sudden? Did proof show up? If so, post please.

>>8734906
u sad mod?

By all that is swole...

>>8734906
THank you.

>>8734906
why is this stickied, exactly? and don't come with the "containing all the spam in a single thread" talk because surely this ain't working. so?

The cycles sealed my fate,

how can you post a sticky when zyzz is dead?

In sticky

zyzz #noonga

that is all

>>8734949

It's not
no further proof

>>8734871
>howtotroll.jpg

3/10 for making me look at the pic

The world of nattys no longer comforts me.

>>8734993

cool bro, nobody knew that

A god has returned to mount olympus. Let's be happy that he decided to grace the earth with his presence in our lifetime.

>>8734998

I'm serious though.
This is what Big_Anf posted
It was "translated" on the misc
You can make out most parts

IS he really dead? or are we getting trolled? cuz he was/is a big inspiration.

Place the roids upon my veins Tiny Trip,

>>8735041

See

>>8735045

Forever more I will be jailed and damned

>>8735007
y u so mad?

Inb4 sexchange

>>8735075

lmfao, chestbrah is the horribly disfigured, tortured and burned guy

No Chestbrah, I cannot

>>8735083

Do it brah, you and these gay faggots have your own PRs to set.

This last cycle, is mine.

I still have no idea who this guy is or why I should care.
captcha: Control ginglist

Hey,

to all those who doubt that he is dead: http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/sydney-nsw/facebook-favourite-and-aspiring-model-aziz-shaversh
ian-22-dies-in-thailand-sauna/story-e6freuzi-1226111960086

dumping the comic now

u mad?

You will not be forgotten Chestbrah

>>8735107
bullshit

part 2

I must be forgotten Tiny Trip!

If users are to live free from the tyranny of prison, they must never know what was done here today.

part 3

It's true, I just checked the website

http://www.dfat.gov.au/index.html

I can't believe this bro's, I'm holding back the tears

shit it wasnt trolling after all.

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>>8734711
Someone make this into a big picture please!!!!
I laughed so hard

>>8735196
see
>>8735161
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>>8735186

I'm laughing hard.
Where's your god now, /fit/?

>>8735161
>>8735176

As a former WoW addict, 10/10.

Especially Rips face in 5th box of comic nro.1 made me spill my guts.

Tell them only that Zyzz is dead...

>>8734234
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>>8734234

so sad...

>>8735196

no, it's completely shit and unfunny

>>8734906
I don't understand what this means.

Someone explain.

mod need to sticky this shit

And that Chestbra was sent to jail with him.

>>8735193

inb4 conspiracy theorists claim the government is in on it too

>2011
>believing everything you read
>not jacking off to nude pics of Count Chocola

Fucking good that this has been stickied.
Rest in peace zyzz, forever the king of /fit/

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/sydney-nsw/facebook-favourite-and-aspiring-model-aziz-shaversh
ian-22-dies-in-thailand-sauna/story-e6freuzi-1226111960086

R.I.P

Now go!

Leave /fit/ and never return!

>>8735246
>implying it isn't
australian government was too jelly about his aesthetics (zyzz banged their wives)

>"i've never done cardio[...] while I agree it's good for your heart and health..."
>die of an heartattack
>constanza.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/xB4Km.jpg
I changed up the words from last night but here's the collaboration from last night

:'( you will always be in my heart

Gypsy scum deserves to die.

Russian-pigshit genocide best day of my life

go to thailand alone
die
not surprised
lets invade thailand

google "sauna in thailand"

>implying Zyzz is actually dead

You people are so gullible

that's so sad..

>>8735309
>invade Thailand

No way bro. I just sent them a gift basket for doing what I couldn't.

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>>8735321
FUUUUUUUUUU

>>8735322
dat

>>8735321
>implying zyzz died of spontanous aids

>>8735322
>implying he isn't actually dead

>>8735321
>bangkok gay sauna listings

>>8734906

Banned 4 Lyfe

brb thailand

>>8735402

>banned from life

ZYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FML

Fuck, now I have to deadlift both Tiny's parents AND Zyzz. Fuck, I need more functional strength.

>>8735413


im not banned brah

>>8735255
Americunt here, is this source reliable?

I know, tin-foil hat and all, but part of me wonders if it's fake.

ITT: fags who still dont get this is a troll

>>8734871

Could you possibly upload this in even shittier quality you stupid fuck?

>>8735287
> unconcious
> tried there best
> Australian embacy

misc confirmed as a hotbed of boneheads

>>8735449

It's from the misc, shitcunt

>>8735449
Gee, I wonder why.

probably forgot to take steroids before going into sauna.

>>8735445
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/sydney-nsw/facebook-favourite-and-aspiring-model-aziz-shaversh
ian-22-dies-in-thailand-sauna/story-e6freuzi-1226111960086

>>8735445
the thing is if this is a troll it will backfire since he has put his parent on grief and countless many + sponsor has news of his death, telegraph, and death certificate is itt.

Holy shit, what the fuck?! ZYZZ!! NOOOOO!!

OK, I've just called the Australian embassy and they have indeed confirmed a 22 year old man has died in Thailand, but they're not allowed to give any personal details upon family requests.

>>8735361
>bangkok
>bang cock

zyzz faking death to escape jail like a boss

dude is more clever than i thought

>>8735521

>escape jail
>implying he was ever convicted of anything

>it was bound to happen sauna or later
>happen sauner or later
>sauner

Fuckin' lol.

>>8734579

>>8735521
I think it actually is
who the fuck would go to a sauna if he would be on roids ( I doubt he even took some), zyzz isn't that dumb, so no OD
now that zyzz is dead he will come back in a year to aussiland and be chestbrahs cousin named zozz/azos

>>8735513
>There are no other 22yo ozies in Thailand.
Nope.jpg

>dat feel when you can no longer go on omegle or chatroullete with a zyzz gif saying "rave with me ladies" because that's worse than necrophilia

tonight, the world will realize even a god king can bleed

>>8735550

It's ok bro. Just let it out. Denial is never good for you.

> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upHebizA6TA


Man, this song is more important than ever now.

Love him or hate him, /fit/ wont be quite the same without him if he's dead.

Makes me feel like being natty is the good long term choice despite ATIWAB's 3 steroid circlejerk threads a day.

lol @ mods falling for the hoax and making this thread a sticky

pathetic

>>8735618

>implying roids killed him

He did tons of drugs constantly brah.

this what will happen to /fit/ now.

goddamn i just know what to believe! the news that he's dead seems legit but then again it could all be one massive troll move....i dont want to believe it....i wont believe it!!!! Zyzz!!!! give us a sign that youre alive already!!!!! please bro we need you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

He wasn't even that hot.

Bodybuilding god
Why did he go to Thailand
Everything is gone

Tomorrow I shall go into the sauna, After taking my 120mcg of Clen, If i die i expect i get the same, A sticky.

We should make some bidding game of when we think he'll reemerge and reveal the troll.

>IMPLYING THIS IS NOT THE KING OF TROLLS ATTEMPT TO SELL PROTEIN

>everybodysgettingtrolled.jpeg

I've vacationed in Thailand. It can be too much for a westerner, with such cheap cocaine and unlimited supply of women/trannies at your disposal it can be overwhelming. Add steroid abuse to that, and you got a deadly concoction.

Thailand is what separates the men from the boys. Only a chosen few can hang, the rest just can't party that hard.

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Dead. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and dead you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

>born in russia
>lived in Australia
>died in Thailand

lol what a fucking nut

>>8735647
im witht he anon who said he'll come back on the 3rd day calling himself "JeZyzz"

FUUUAAAARKK

rip bro

>>8735658
You're probably right. I've seen a lot of people talking about this, but no legitimate proof. We're gonna need an obituary to settle this.

A roided up junkie OD's in a luxury sauna and pegs it and you faggots mourn his loss,

oh /fit/ if you knew what real life was like...

I must pay my respects.

R.I.P. Zyzz

>>8735619
>>8733406
>>8733516

Could those and the 4473 other 'troll'-callers please give an explanation to why it is that they don't believe in Zyzz's death?

Why this probably isn't a troll:
- posts on his facebook wall
- posts by his brother on facebook and the misc
- postings by his imediate family
- response from the Australian embassy confirming death
- response from his sponsors confirming death

Why this probably is a troll:
- Zyzz has trolled before.

Srsly? That is all? Please, nigras and nigresses. Try harder.

R.I.P., Zyzz.

>>8735636
fuck yeah.

>>8735626
You're a fool if you think roids didn't seriously contribute to his death at 22 years old by hypertrophying his heart insanely excessively.

Then again your probably just running a cycle and want to hear what you want to hear.

Love him or hate him for his slapschtick shenanigans, he did change a lot of dude's lives for the better.

The world has lost a bro ;_;

>>8735727
Don't forget the goddamn newspaper article.

DAMN BRO!

zyzz went out in flames!

95% of /fit/ betas won't fuck, party or achieve even half of what he did in his 22 years.

>>8735740

>hypertrophying his heart insanely excessively.

lol oh wow

somehow zyzz dying makes me laugh hysterically and feel terribly sad at the same time..

EMOTIONS, HOW DO THEY WORK

I shall carry on the vicarious quest for abstetics.

ETERNAL

>>8735762
>party
You're unable to legally drink, isn't that right sir?

>You literally are so douchebag-gy that you could probably get your own 'Sydney Shore', starring as an equivalent 'The Situation'. No, I am not mirin' but rather stating how pretentious and homo-esque you appear to be - much the same as he is.

situation is completely different from me. He dogs his mates for girls, goes clubbing purely to pick up, and doesnt realise people think hes a douche and honestly thinks he is on top of the world. With me, i know the sort of reactions and presumptions my appearance would evoke in people and i play up on it for laughs, i go out for music and to get yucky with the boys, and troll gangas like the internet nerd i am at heart
>I cried so hard. That last sentence. Spoken like a true internet troll bro.

>>8735770
It is funny as fuck, but then you realize he was real person with a family and friends

>>8734587
>u mirihhhhnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg?


loool

Damn, I was looking for his future endeavors since he got sponsors and shit. Was coming to arnold classic too.

>>8732415

you fucks see why cardio is needed?

>>8735727
>- posts on his facebook wall
Chestbrah trolls everyone and posts his brother died, everyone reacts as if it's true and posts R.I.P
>- posts by his brother on facebook and the misc
see above
>- postings by his imediate family
really? aware me.
>- response from the Australian embassy confirming death
completely made up and fake. dozens of miscers have called the embassy and have confirmed that it's fake
>- response from his sponsors confirming death
read everything above

you're all fucking deluded and stupid

>>8735807

NO DUDE CARDIO KILLS GAINS

>>8735618
>/fit/ wont be quite the same without him if he's dead.

That's what I'm hoping for, I'm sick of all the Zyzz threads. Never had anything against the man himself though.

>>8735770

I just find it funny.

These twinkies and cheeseburgers sure taste good.

RIP Zyzz...I don't know why this actually bothers me...but it does
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYjlisHj6EM
Listening to this in your honor.
Still Mirin'

>>8735807

Cardio isn't going to do a lot with the amount of drugs he was doing. Hell, if he started doing cardio, he'd probably have a heart attack mid run.

>>8735727
>response from the Australian embassy confirming death

nope.jpg

Still waiting on some independent third party to confirm it. One tabloid sourcing FB doesn't count.

And if it really happened, that source probably would have shown up by now. -Probably-.

It's just Occam's Razor still.

22 y/o men in amazing shape (on the outside anyway) just don't die that often.
It COULD be heart failure or an o/d of some sort, but when you have his age and condition + being a notorious troll + no independent confirmation, it's more likely this is not true.

>>8735815

>you're all fucking deluded and stupid

no u

To cycle or not to cycle, that is the question Whether is more alpha on the chan
To suffer the trolls and faggots
Or to bear gyno against a sea of u jelly
And by doing so, mire them?

Quoth the raven: FAGET

NOO THIS CANT BE !

>>8735789
Word man.. I wish everyone would've realized he was playing it up when they saw those over the top videos of his.

Those webcam vids, hilarious.

I PROPOSE ALL US BOYS GET YUCKY IN THE NAME OF KING ZYZZ

link oidh

>>8735849
> men in amazing shape

having a ton of muscle =/= amazing shape

>Bancock got him now

>>8735849
>Amazingly in shape man on the outside
Yeah he was incredibly fucked up on the inside. Years of steroids and stimulants tends to fuck your shit up pretty bad.

If this was a troll he would have stopped it by now because at this point everybody in the world who knew him is going to hate his goddamn guts for the rest of his life.

>>8735830

>zyzz alive
>a few threads a day
>zyzz dead
>dozens of threads per hour

Yeah bro, his death really toned down all the threads.

>>8735897
Zyzz is that alpha he doesn't care/

>inb4 zyzz hate
>inb4 hurr durr steroidz are bad 4u
>inb4 zyzz is alive trolls
>inb4 test in piece

>>8735893
Go back to /v/, you don't even lift and Tiny is a better shortfag than you.

Goodnight, High Warlord Zyzz.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/sydney-nsw/facebook-favourite-and-aspiring-model-aziz-shaversh
ian-22-dies-in-thailand-sauna/story-e6freuzi-1226111960086

>>8735919
butthurt faggot, you mad europe/america loose every war to mudslims?

god is dead

>>8735951

>loose

gj dink

>>8735897
>Yeah he was incredibly fucked up on the inside. Years of steroids and stimulants tends to fuck your shit up pretty bad.

MAYBE. We don't know. His heart could have been perfectly fine.
If he was 400 pounds, this story would be more believable. But in the meantime, the only way to know is if someone produces a corpse, a living zyzz, or there's independent third-party confirmation.
We don't have any of those. Until we do, it's more likely he's not dead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEcjgJSqSRU

R.I.P MY KING

>>8735917
wow, you failed pretty badly there brah

Yesterday I just stayed away from /fit thinking this was bullshit. Can't believe this shit turns out to be true . . .

Hey mods, can this play on fit please?
Thanks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsOaHan-UHM&feature=channel_video_title

>>8735968

ODing on coke can cause cardiac arrest

but yeah, I still don't buy this shit

viral marketing

>manwhore
>immature as fuck
>roids
>retarded as fuck
>retards worship him
yeah, no

I believe in Zyzz, the Brother Almighty, Creator of Curls and Roids; and in Jesus Curlst, His only Bro, our Lawd; who was conceived by the Heavy Lifts, curled the Virgin Mary, benched under tons of plates, was crossfit; dieted, and was mired.
The barbell descended into hell, at the third set it arose again from the dead; He ascended it to heaven, and is now doing seated curls at the right hand of Zyzz the Brother Almighty; from thence He shall come to flex at the living and the dead.

he is my motivation and Always will be

he is the reason i started lifting
he is the reason i Will always lift
he is my idol
Im 23, he is 23, the difference between us aesthetically is enormous
I will forever follow his footsteps, i will forever mire him
he is the god of abs, chest, women, partying, trolling, friendzoning 9/10s and being a sick cunt..

You will always remain in my heart

R.I.P.ped

>>8736017
??? crusades lost?, you show a painting, i can show you failures spanning the globe?

Just report manlytears, his /v/ (lol, /b/2.0) faggotry is unwanted here.

This not a death of the man, this is the consolidation of the myth.

>>8736011
>>8736011
>>8736011
>>8736011
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>>8736011

is that the track that he wanted to play on his funeral ?

ohhh i wish it could last forever ='(

>>8736041
I got some bad news, brah. He's a year younger than you. He was 22.

>>8736082
Yup

maximus prof. for the indfidelis ahcncus

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/sydney-nsw/facebook-favourite-and-aspiring-model-aziz-shaversh
ian-22-dies-in-thailand-sauna/story-e6freuzi-1226111960086

Stop that phogotry, I'm in Hell bangin' tha bithas.

>>8735769
There's nothing wrong with my superlative, either grammatically or realistically. It was more excessive than just excessive. Zyzz would do cycles and then fritter away his gains by then partaking in heavy drug use an partying before starting another cycle to build back up again. The amount of hypertrophy and stress on his heart would have been tremendous. More than a normal steroid user by far.

Quad made a multi-paragraph post maybe half a year ago that almost literally predicted this would happen. If I remember correctly he said nothing about it happening so soon, though.

But you're an idiot, don't know why I bother posting intelligently anyways.

Good riddance

>>8736098

>tabloid news
>citing facebook

Stop posting this link as if it means anything you fags.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ_aub6BU5g

>>8736154
>looked 30+
oh lawl
I think this nigga jelly

>you will never see another new zyzz video

>>8736154

>i am 12
fixed it for you, and heres some hemmaroid cream for the butthurt, also open the window to youre mothers basement

>>8736175
;_;

i have to rush it up. steroids, bitches, fame and death at 22 years old. best way of life.

>>8736200
I know that feel bro, zyzz is who really got me into lifting.. not my friends or family, a guy from the internet

>>8736206
He had/has an okay face to me

rip sweet prince. Live the rockstar life and died that way. I'm natty and always will be but zyzz is still an inspiration nonetheless. For all of those that hate him soley for roid use, this will be a good example for you guys to use. Urwelcome

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

i will never admire his next level.

>>8736206
Im not a huge fan of zyzz but if you think hes ugly you're a butthurt idiot

>>8736206
lol I really think you're jealous of the guy now, I'm not gay and I think he's good looking as fuck

Don't believe in yourself.
BELIEVE IN ZYZZ WHO BELIEVES IN YOU!

TO THE PEOPLE SAYING ZYZZ ISN'T DEAD. THAT'S LIKE SAYING CASEY ANTHONY ISN'T GUILTY. ARE YOU THAT RETARDED?

>>8736246
riiiight and guess who fucked more gilrs fatass ?

>>8736220
it's not filtered on /fit/, faggot.

reported for ban evasion.....maybe they'll ban your trip this time :-D

>>8736041

dude you're fucking gay

>>8736246
>get banned on /v/
>post on /fit/ instead
zyzz looks better than you faggot

>>8736259
Legally, she isn't.

Legally zyzz isn't dead?

>>8736246

>rating guys on a 1-10 scale

you gay brah?

>>8736220
>>8736206
>>8736134

Please stop posting.. you're posts are full of jellyness and butthurtism ( cool words eh?)

he slept with more girls than your eyes have ever seen..
186cm, 100kg ( now) and ripped

>dat feel when you skip the gym to read about zyzz on /fit/, bb.com, etc

>>8736246
>I have a 9/10 face and 7/10 body.

LOL you look like shit

>>8736279
hey brah closets are for clothes :D

>>8736279
Jello as fuck
The guy was good looking stop denying that

broseph how about some consolation - show us some photos of your latest fashion acquisitions..

say it aint so mister! SAY IT AINT SO

>>8736132

you're a fucking retard, why do you bother posting period

>>8736294

hahahahahaha

do u even lift?

>>8736332
Doesnt change the fact that you still look like shit

>>8736332

Please ignore this retard until he is banned. He's desperately looking for attention because of his low self-esteem. He used to do this on /v/ as well, but now everyone there knows and hates him. Ignoring him will make him go away.

>>8736332

who the fuck are you?
do you even lift?

another tripfag gelatinous that his death will be insignificant, not even remembered by his own mother

>>8736332
fuk u shitpan ur a fat fuk wif an ugli faec

>>8736332

MODS

I think some permaban is in need

>>8736332
>>8736294
If this is you then you're an 6/10 on a good day nigga stop denying it zyzz had a great face and an amazing body.

I'M GLAD HE'S DEAD!!!!!!!LOL

R.I.P aesthetics.

Goodnight sweet prince

>>8736378
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>>8736350

You people are so fucking dumb.