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Someone might recognize his hands.

It actually enhances it.

>>25036761
For some raisin.

>>25036761
explain

>>25036761
This answer right here is everything about superhero comics ever. Period. Forever.

My hands, they're all hairy and sticky. No change there.

>>25036761
>>25036778

now that I think about it, wouldn't people notice a guy with hairy fingers? Maybe not at first, but what happens when he shakes hands?

>>25036795
Well, I imagine they are retracted when he isn't sticking to anything, otherwise he wouldn't be able to pick anything up regularly and let it go.

So I suppose as long as the costume is extremely skintight, they'd just expand through it.

>>25036834
easy. change your name to harry.

then defuse the situation with a joke and continue on.

What happens when he jacks off, wouldn't he get stuck

what if Peter Parker gets arrested and fingerprinted? they're gonna notice those hairs

Whether given by technology or "natural" "mutation" (two "s), superpowers work on magic. Do not argue with that.

Pic unrelated.

>>25036894
but we can explain the world. and the dinosaurs that live in the center of it.

>>25036918
How and WHY.jpg did the world came to be then?

>>25036894
if that was the case superman would get beaten to death every other day

>>25036874
except his best friend is also called Harry

If Parker ever shakes someone's hand, wouldn't they feel the hairs?

Would their hands get stuck?

If they high fived, would the other person bleed?

>>25036977

>>25036757
lol'd at this

wow spiderman thanks for all the effort, can i shake your h... wait a minute, PETER?!

>>25036977
I assumed that he could control them like tiny wolverine claws. He couldn't at first because he was new at his powers

isn't the spikey hair thing movie only? how do they explain it in the comics?

if peter parker picked a pickled pepper, would you know he was spider man cuz the pickled pepper would be pierced?

What about his feet? Sometimes he walks on walls but his shoes have soles on them

Somehow they are able to extend through his costume.

I have no idea how the fuck that works but it does.

He can choose whether to stick to things or let go, it's a mental thing in his head. It's very hard to get him off something if he doesn't choose to let go, and he's taken whole chunks of wall out instead of being knocked off.

That's all.

>>25037565
i dont think it works through thick soles

no hands, standing sideways on a moving train

You guys do know he doesn't use hairs to stick to walls in the comics, right? He uses super static cling.

>>25036746

Some things are over man understanding capabilities.

Spider-Man sticking through a spandex suit is.

>>25037674
Very, very strong ankles.

Has anyone brought up the fact that if he were to stick to a ceiling with his bare feet and hands would the er...."stick 'em hairs", be able to support his body weight? Or would his skin on his hands and feet rip off as the rest of his body falls down?

Sick, I know, but still, something that I think about from time to time.

>>25037565
Dunno sometimes it works sometimes he takes his shoes off. The last time I remember him having to actually do this was when Ezekiel was around, who was also going around shoeless.

>>25037615
That's not how friction works.
But then if he can extend them through his costume, I guess he could retract them in order to unstick.

Ohboy comic science.

Pym particles.
Also available in convenient spray on form.

he also rips off kraven's daughter's face with his hand. so i'm team wolverine hairs

>>25037735
Better question:
The surface area of thing like drywall, glass, and most other things he sticks to save for stone, could not in fact support his weight without breaking.
i.e. he would rip drywall out of the ceiling, and break glass easily.

>>25037777
Everything in the marvel Universe is made out of Pym particles.
Also, nice sevens.

> Wall-Crawling: Spider-Man's exposure to the mutated spider venom induced a mutagenic, cerebellum-wide alteration of his engrams resulting in the ability to mentally control the flux of inter-atomic attraction (electrostatic force) between molecular boundary layers. This overcomes the outer electron shell's normal behavior of mutual repulsion with other outer electron shells and permits the tremendous potential for electron attraction to prevail. The mentally controlled sub-atomic particle responsible for this has yet to be identified. This ability to affect the attraction between surfaces is so far limited to Spider-Man's body (especially concentrated in his hands and feet) and another object, with an upper limit of several tons per finger. Limits to this ability seem to be psychosomatic, and the full nature of this ability has yet to be established.

out of all the super heroes i think Spiderman is the most impossible to logically explain. Seriously, theres so much going on with him that makes no sense

>>25037793
His spider-sense lets him know when it's ok and when it's not ok.

>>25037862
2 square feet of area is never enough to support 150+lbs of man on a lot of materials.
Glass is one of them.

>>25037862
Why does that sentence make me laugh??

>>25036883
Peter Parker will never be arrested. He's a comic book character. Real situations will never happen to superheroes due to the risk of collapsing their universe.

>>25037793

I remember an episode he was in the metro and the Absorbing man just wrecked everything.
The metro stopped suddenly everyone falled and not parler, a guy asked him " How do you do that ?"
" Good shoes"

And he run outside changing in spiderman bla bla bla

It's saying for me : HE can conttrol his ability to skick or not.

>>25037793

Glass for most skyscrapers would be strong enough to support his weight. If he uses his subatomic thingywhatever to increase the surface area he's attaching to outside of his hands and feet (and I don't see why not since the real effect seems to be magic, bitches), then drywall should be fine too.

>>25037898
>his ability to stick or not

>>25037884

150lbs of force is really not that much in the scheme of things.

I had also thought along the same lines as OP, but pic related frustrated me so much more.

>>25037829
/thread
Everybody move along.
Friction is due to Van de Waals forces acting between atoms. If he can control the strength of electron attraction, he can control Van de Waals. If he can stop electrons repulsing each other and make them attract to each other. Well. He's just gone and completely fucked with the biggest and more core belief we understand.
Fucking magnets.

>>25037977

Van der Wall forces. Van der Wall force is the physical force in weak atomic bonds. Geckos use these forces to cling to any surface that pretty much want to. Spider-Man probably does the same thing. He has tiny hairs on his hands like gecks have on their feet (I think)

>>25037884

Actually, the more I think on it, I don't even think he needs to extend his surface area past his fingertips and/or toes.

If he is attaching on the subatomic level to every atom connecting to his fingertips, then the force of 150lbs is being spread out to the billions-whatever atoms...each one of those is spreading the force out to the attraction they have to others in their molecules and compounds and so forth. So really, the molecular stability of the material he's attached to is really what determines it.

Wow, by this definition, Spider-man could walk on water simply by adhering to the surface molecules. The force would be completely spread out over such a huge surface area of connections. Only his own lack of belief means he can't.

Guys...is Spider-man Jesus?

>>25038194

I believe it.

>>25037782
got pic?

>>25038075

Top panel :
- Parker : Wait ! Block the door !

Second panel :
- Parker : Thanks I mustn't be late
- Guy : Me too, what are you doing ?
- Parker : I'm a teacher
- Guy : Outch, my parents were. Perosnally I haven't made vowel of being poor ( meaning he's making a job better paid )

3rd Panel :
- Parker : So why are you going to the Queens this...

4th Panel
- Voice in speaker : Everyone, we have an incident on the line !
- Guy : You're standing up ?
- Parker : Crepe Soles ( meaning his shoes are very good to keep him up )

Right down panel
- Parker : Oh non i'll be late again

>>25038075

>>25038318

A new reaction face is born.

>>25038194
Surface tension does NOT work that way goddamnit.

IT'S BIOMAGNETISM YOU FUCKING IGNORANTS

>>25037782
>>25037782
>>25037782
>he also rips off kraven's daughter's face with his hand.

I thought that was Kravens wife he did that to?

>>25038350

It's atomic attraction, not surface tension, goddamnit. Go read >>25037829

>>25038360
>>25037782
still waiting for pic or issue #

This can easily be explained away by Pym Particles.

/thread

>>25039654

the grim hunt i think the arc was called.
the kraven family hunts the spiderpeople, and this makes parker mad so he puts on the black spidey suit and wrecks everyones shit

>>25037782
also takes a chunk out of norman osborn's face

If that atomic attraction thing is canon, his grip is fucking terrifying all on its own. Though it does explain how he sticks to rockets approaching escape velocity and shit like that.