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Seems good to me. Do one for Moore.

Alan Moore

6 PM - Wakes up
6:01 - 7:00 PM - Beard trim, necessary to keep its power on check
7:01 - 8:00 PM - Sex with wife
8:01 - 9:00 PM - Sex with lover
9:01 - 11:30 PM - Meditation and prayer to the snake god in his private room
11:31 - 12:00 AM - Daily meal. Consists only of spices and tree bark
12:01- 4:00 AM - Wanders the streets of England, talks to homeless bums to get ideas for his next project
4:01 - 4:30 AM - Looks for a movie theater that is showing the latest adaptation of his comics
4:31 - Sunset - Performs ancient magic ritual to curse that movie theater
Sunset - 4:00 PM - Writes his next project in his private room
4:01 - 6:00 PM - Sleep

Stan Lee

9:00 AM - EXCELSIOR!
9:01 - 9:30 AM - EXCELSIOR!
9:31 - 10:00 AM - EXCELSIOR!
10:01 - 2:00 PM - EXCELSIOR!
2:01 - 3:00 PM - EXCELSIOR!
3:01 - 4:30 PM - EXCELSIOR!
4:31 - 5:30 PM - Call Quesada
5:31 - 5:35 PM - EXCELSIOR!
5:36 - 6:30 PM - EXCELSIOR!
6:31 - 7:30 PM - EXCELSIOR!
7:31 - 7:35 PM - EXCELSIOR!
7:36 - 10:45 PM - EXCELSIOR!
10:46 - 12:00 PM - EXCELSIOR!
12:01 - 8:59 AM - EXCELSIOR!

>>3812083
That's a false schedule, it fails to make time for sex with wife and lover.

>>3812130
I was gonna say "add fuck Jack's wife."

Than I remembered she's dead.

>>3812083

can i /r/ a larger higher resolution version of htis pic?

>>3812151
You think that stops Stan? EXCELSIOR!

>>3812083
I think this relates to his daily travels

>>3812136

uhm he made time after he trimmed his beard for both of those.

>>3812083
>4:01 - 4:30 AM - Looks for a movie theater that is showing the latest adaptation of his comics

What? Moore refuses to watch any movie adaptations of his comics.

>>3812188

Read what he does once he finds them dammit

>>3812192
bah!

>>3812170
Why is Pinnochio from Fables there?

>>3812151
>I remembered she's dead.
Since when is that a problem? If anything is an improvement on easily fucking someone.

Neil Gaiman:

8:00 - 8:30 AM - Breakfast, shower.
8:31 - 8:32 AM - Forget to shave.
8:33 - 9:01 Am - Fix hair.
9:02 - 10:00 AM - Blog about hair.
10:01 - 2:00 PM - Head down to local Hot Topic. Pose for fangirls.
2:01 - 2:05 PM - Write next novel.
2:06 - 3:00 PM - Stare wistfully into sky.
3:01 - 6:30 PM - Spend time with children, teaching them the secret ways of mousse and goth clothing.
6:31 - 7:30 PM - Invent new sexual positions. Name them Dominator, Demander, Dredger, Drinky, Diablo, Domino and Dopey.
7:31 - 7:35 PM - Blog about cats.
7:36 - 10:45 PM - Visit lolcats.com.
10:46 - 12:00 PM - Make sweet sweet love to wife, but disappointed by only getting up to dominoes.
12:01 - 8:59 AM - Sleep.

I read the news today, oh boy
about a lucky man who made the grade.

>>3812170

That.. is so.. AWESOME.

>>3812236
I lol'd

Grant Morrison:

4:00 AM - Wakes Up
4:30-6:30 AM - Acid
6:31-7:30 AM - Meditation
7:31-7:33 AM - Thinks of idea for Final Crisis: Base story on Epic of Gilgamesh, make Darkseid a cross-dressing bisexual with the power to create life with his saliva. Writes it down on parchment with a feather quill.
7:34-8:30 AM - Breakfast
8:30-9:00 AM - Prepares disguise as old gypsy woman.
9:01-5:00 PM - Works secret second job as Tarot-reading fortune teller (Tue. and Thurs. only)
5:00-7:30 PM - Dinner. Spends time waiting for food by drawing All-Star Superman breakdowns on the backs of napkins, then tears them into little pieces and burns them.
8:01-9:30 PM - Porn analysis.
9:31-11:30 PM - Kung-fu death tournament against Warren Ellis and Frank Quietly.
11:31-3:00 AM - Late-night anti-grav meditation session, then sleep.

Will Eisner

12:00 AM - 5:38 PM - DEAD
5:39 PM - 5:42 PM - Slightly rolls in his grave.
5:43 PM - 11:59 PM - DEAD

>>3811961

Damn. Miller's got a better sleep schedule than I do.

I feel bad now.

If I was any good at this, I would do Quesada or Didio.

>>3812333
Give it a go. Can't be worse than me, I've got a 25 hour day!

>>3812361
>25 hour day
Gaiman is just that enthusiastic about life.

>>3812361

You lose track of time when blogging

>>3812361
Quesada:
10 AM: Wakes up.
11-12 AM: Stuffs self with Mexican food.
1-3 PM: Thinks up more ways to ruin Marvel.
4-6 PM: Trolls message boards.
7-8 PM: Stuffs self with more mexican food.
9 PM-10 AM: Sleep

>>3812333

Quesada:

12:00 Noon- Wakes up.
12:30 PM- Has brunch, reads paper.
1:30 PM- Writes that Cup O' Joe thing that appears in the middle of Marvel books from time to time.
2:00 PM- Decides to make Mephisto a Skrull. Orders Bendis to change the ending of Secret Invasion to accomodate.
2:15 PM- Changes his mind, has Mary-Jane be the Skrull instead. She has now been a Skrull since the first day Pete Parker met her.
2:30 PM- Cackles madly.
8:30 PM- Sleep.

>>3812399
Needs more ¡SIESTA!

>>3812399
cant be too far off of what he does....

Greg Land

8:00AM - Wakes up
8:01 - 8:30 AM - Breakfast
8:31 - 12:00 PM - "Research" for his artwork
12:00 - 12:10 PM - Masturbation
12:11 - 12:45 PM - Lunch
12:46 - 3:00 PM - More "research"
3:01 - 3:15 PM - More masturbation
3:16 - 4:30 PM - Tracing
4:31 - 4:45 PM - Even more masturbation
4:45 - 10:00 PM - Wooo! Free time!
10:01 - 10:21 PM - Masturbation
10:22 - 11:00 PM - Renewing subscriptions to adult magazines
11:00 - 11:05 PM - Mastubration
11:06 - 8:00 AM - Sleep

Judd Winick

Noon - Wake up
12:00-12:30 - morning ritual (shower, breakfast, AIDS medication)
1:00-1:30 - Breakfast
1:30-4:00 - Visit Pedro's grave and weep bitterly. Ask God, "Why?" in loud, anguished tones that make other mourners very uncomfortable.
4:01-4:15 - Bang out next issue of Green Arrow/Black Canary
4:15-5:00 - Massive drinking to impair next issue even more/forget even more continuity.
5:00-5:30 - Lunch
5:30-7:00 - Local LGBT meeting
7:01 - AIDS medication
7:02-8:00 - write letter to Comedy Central about defamatory depiction of AIDS infected gay lovers in South Park. (lol irony)
8:01-8:30 Dinner
8:31-12:30 - Trolling gay personal sites for other positive guys. May or may not include cyber-sex.
12:30-2:00 - More bitter tears shed over Pedro's passing
3:00-noon - Sleep

>>3812399
You forgot:
5-6 pm: practise BONG noises.
6-7 pm: something, don't ask me what, I don't have to explain it.

>>3812454

Jesus.

That much masturbation is actually pretty impressive.

I wonder if Land will ever get to the point where all he can do is "adult comics." If he actually did an Uncanny Sexmen I would give it a look.

Oh man, someone do Loeb's day.

>>3812462
2:01 - 2:59 PM Develop new character: "AIDS Fag", guilt Dido into mini.

>>3812515

12:00 PM - 00:00 AM -MY SON IS DEEEEEAAAAAAAD!
00:01 AM - 03:00 AM - Writes Hulk or whatever his creative juices are doing these days.
03:00 AM - 12: PM - sleep

moar

>>3812636

You forgot to add his obsession with Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver's incestuousness.

Also the fact that he completely missed the fucking point by making it the topic of a story arc.

Dan Slott

11AM - Wakes up
11:01 - 11:02 AM - Daily grooming
11:01 - 12:00 PM - Browses download websites, reporting any links he finds of .cbr's of his comics
12:01 PM - 1:00 - Reads comics
1:01 PM - 2:00 PM - Lunch
2:01 PM - 4:00 PM - Browses his giant comic book library for a very obscure character that he can use in the next issue of Avengers: Initiative
4:01 PM - 6:00 PM - Reads comics
6:01 PM - 7:00 PM - Goes to his local store, buys more comics
7:01 PM - 9:00 PM - Reads comics
9:01 PM - 11:00 PM - Writes comics
11:01 PM - 3:00 AM - Reads comics
3:00 AM - 11:00 AM - Sleeps

Brian Michael Bendis:

6:00 AM: Wakes Up
6:01 AM - 6:15 AM: Inspects scalp for hair that may need to trimmed. Never finds any.
7:00 AM - 2:30 PM: Works at suburban high school as janitor. Monitors teen speaking patterns for use in writing.
2:31 PM - 3:00 PM: Calls Sam Raimi for Spider-Man royalties, and is put on hold.
3:01 PM - 5:00 PM: Goes to local comic shop and pushes Jinx onto customers.
5:01 PM - 6:00 PM: Calls Tyrese Gibson about Luke Cage screenplay.
6:01 PM - 8:00 PM: Buys dinner for Joe Quesada as per his Marvel contract. Wonders where he went wrong during this time.
8:01 PM - 9:00 PM: Writes daily chapter of Kong/Luke Cage webcomic.
9:01 PM - 10:00 PM: Goes to scans_daily and laughs at the cries of fans.
10:01 PM - 11:00 PM: Wicca meeting with Brian K. Vaughn, Warren Ellis, and Mark Millar.
11:01 PM - 3:32 AM: Sleep
3:33 AM - 5:59 AM: Is visited by ghosts of Stan Lee, Jack Kirby, and Steve Ditko.

>>3813234
Ghost of Stan Lee?

>>3813234
Stan Lee is dead now?

>>3813258
>>3813270
whoops; uh he astro travels.

>>3813321
I'll give you that his ghost probably would.

>>3813258

Astral projection

>>3813258
>>3813270
I wouldn't be surprised if he's been dead for thelast decade, and what we see is just a dummy with an audio tape of pre-recordings

Warren Ellis:

9 AM: Wakes up
10 AM-6 PM: Trips on Mescaline while reading several volumes of scientific america

someone do Grant Morrison remember to put in hours of LSD

Someone do a better Warren Ellis.

Somebody do Daniel Clowes

Warren Ellis:

8am: Get up, drop acid.
8.01 - 9.23am: Admire pretty colours.
9.24 - 11.03am: Hold conversation with Riggle McThreepe, and get inspiration for next Hellblazer arc.
11.04 - 11.07am: Realize McThreepe is a hallucination. Trim beard.
11.08 - 12.00 pm: Crack knuckles.
12.01 - 2.01pm: Get down to some serious writing. Dictate next three chapters of book to restrained secretary, typing with her toes.
2.02 - 2.11pm: Feed and water secretary.
2.11 - 4.57pm: Work on new robot, for replacing his aging human flesh. Have argument with self over whether or not to give it fangs.
4.58 - 5.23pm: Tell them damn kids to get off his lawn.
5.24 - 6.00pm: Empty bear traps.
6.01 - 6.03pm: Test bowel disruptor.
6.04 - 10.00pm: Drop acid, and script next 19 comics in the bath.
Early bed.

Someone do a better Stan Lee

>>3814497
Awesome

Garth Ennis, plox

>>3814660
We don't like fiction here.

Adam Warren.

>>3814660
5:30 a.m.: Wake up, breakfast
6:00 a.m.: Calisthenics with Lou Ferrigno to maintain youthful vigor
7:00 a.m. - 11 a.m.: Swims through his money bin.
Noon: Ride in his Rolls to Pierce Brothers Valley Oaks Memorial Park
12:30 p.m. - 1:00 p.m.: Long and excruciating piss on Kirby's grave.
1:05 p.m.: Wipes his dick with some of Kirby's original art that he claimed was lost.
1:30 p.m. - 3:00 p.m.: Teleconference with Joe Quesada, asks Joe's plans with Pete + M.J.'s marriage.
4:00 p.m.: Sells another Marvel property to a movie studio.
5:00 p.m.: Dinner with cardboard cutouts of Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four, the Incredible Hulk and Jack Kirby.
6:00 p.m.: Lou Ferrigno carries Stan to bed and tucks him in.

>>3814694
5:30 am: Wake up, take piss
6:00 am: Eats breakfast while making dick jokes to his pet dog
7:00 am - 9:00 AM: PENISPENISPENIS
10 to Noon: Hits someone with car to get pictures of gore
12:30 pm - 1:00 pm: THEY PUT THE SIGHTS ON TOP FOR A REASON
1:00-2:00 pm: Hangs out with Billy next door, lights stuff on fire
2:00 pm - 3:00 pm: Grabs another man's crotch for no apparent reason
3:00 pm to 4:00 pm: Writes some Punisher MAX, is sure to include lots of penis jokes.
4:00 pm to 5:00 pm: Mom calls me up to dinner =(
6:00 pm to 7:00 pm: Writes more Punisher Max
7:00 pm-12:00 am: I NEED A DOZEN ASIAN WHORES
12:00 am to 5:30 am: Sleep

>>3814925
Dude, Ennis is 37 years old.

>>3814939
Exactly.

>>3814939
thatsthejoke.jpg

Bruce Timm, Adam Warren, and Kevin Smith please.

Archive?

>>3815002
Yes please. Thread is awesome.

>>3814783
>>3814497
>>3813234
These are effing great.

>>3815002
8:00-12:00 AM - sleeps
12:01-3:00 PM - newfags check in, look for old material to abuse.
3:01-8:00 PM - naps
8:01-12:00 AM - /co/ and /b/ threads are requested, idly wonders if they should be added
12:00 - 2:00 AM - awesome stuff is added, only weeaboos living in Japan take notice. Archive is saddened.
2:01-4:00 AM - Archive drinks itself into oblivion.
4:01- 5:37 AM - Random oldfags poke around.
5:38-6:00 AM - Archive takes a big shit.
6:01-7:00 AM - Newfags rejoice.
7:00-8:00 AM - Archive jerks off, gets into bed.

Adam Warren:

10am: Drag self out of Harem.
10.0am: Bubble bath with rubber ducky.
11am: Look for pencil.
12pm: Find pencil. Draw next issue of empowered.
1pm: Fap.
2pm: Head into town to buy more pvc tape.
2.30pm: Stop off at cafe for a cream tea.
3pm: Shave pubes.
3.30pm: Test tape for 'realism'.
4.30pm: Finally manage to extract self from tape.
5pm: Go for Botox injection - gotta keep those lips full!
5.30pm: Weed garden.
5.53pm: Stung by bee. Lips now too big to open mouth.
6.30pm: Have tea - soup, through a straw.
7pm: Proof read empowered.
8pm: Fap.
9pm: Invited back to bed by harem.
9.01pm: Take a couple of little blue pills.
9.21pm: Realised not emptied bladder first.
9.22pm: Panic.
9.42pm: Finally pee while performing handstand.
10.00pm: Join Harem.

Right, I'm going to bed. Someone else do 'em.

>>3815095

No one likes my Winick one.

I'm gonna go hang myself now.

I feel proud of this thread. The Stan Lee and Warren Ellis ones were great.

>>3815340
Well, it's a bit gay.

>>3815476

So's Winick!

>>3815494
>thatsthejoke.jpg

Someone do John K's life.

>>3815561
I won't take a man's life!

Chris Claremont

6:00 AM - Wakes Up
6:30 AM - 7:00 AM - Butler dressed as Wolverine serves breakfast on his bed.
7:01 AM - 7:15 AM - Takes a dump
7:16 AM - 8:00 AM - Writes the next issue of New Exiles
8:01 AM - 10:00 AM - Works on his next novel. Manages to write only one sentence, but it is a really fucking long one.
10:01 AM - 12:00 PM - Goes through the current Marvel comics, deciding what characters would never see the light of day again if he was writing those series
12:01 PM - 1:00 PM - Butler is now dressed as Captain Britain, serves him lunch.
1:01 PM - 3:00 PM - Stroke
3:01 PM - 4:00 PM - Prostitute dressed up as Psylocke visits him (on Tuesdays and Thursdays, she dresses up as Storm)
4:01 PM - 5:15 PM - Sits on a big batch of ice
5:16 PM - 6:00 PM - Goes over his favorite words. Fracas. Bub. Cripes. Sugah
6:01 PM - 7:00 PM - Butler now dressed as Colossus. Serves him dinner.
7:01 PM - 7:05 PM - QUICK COLOSSUS! FASTBALL SPECIAL ME INTO MY BED
7:06 - Sleep

adam west
4:30 am-wakes up
4:31 am- masterbates to himself in his mirror-ceiling while still laying in bed
4:46 am- goes back to sleep

So basically I would like to believe that, according to this thread, Stan Lee has been dead for a while and what we currently have is a perfect copy in a Nick Fury-style body double.

>>3815763
Actually, Jack Kirby's soul inhabits Stan Lee's robotic double just so he can fuck his wife.

>>3812454
that actually sounds a lot like my day.

>>3815753


Burt Ward

4:47 - Wakes up
4:50 am - Sneaks into Adam West's room to lick his cold cum off his legs and underwear.
5:00 am - Goes back to sleep
8:00 am - Wakes back up
8:30 am - makes coffee
9:15 am - Finishes coffee
10:00 am - Cries self to sleep on the couch
5:00 pm - Wakes up
5:05 pm - Trolls 4chan
3:00 am - Goes to sleep in puddle of own urine and semen.

>>3815780

Every time anyone mentions Jack fucking Kriby's wife, Adam Sessler gets closer to being a real human.

>>3815753
>>3815857
Both Horrifying and Funny.

>>3815857
What? I don't get the joke.

>>3815882

There is no joke. :(

John Kricfalusi

9:00 AM - Awakens to the sound of his alarm.
9:01 - 9:30 AM - Prepares for National Yak Shaving Day.
9:31 - 10:00 AM - Breakfast consisting of both fan and hate mail mashed up into a paper pulpy-brine using expired milk in his fridge.
10:01 - 2:00 PM - Visits various forums, arguing why he is the best animator ever and flaunting his obviously superior knowledge of cartoon history.
2:01 - 3:00 PM - Invites a stranger to have lunch with him and convince at least the stranger that HE is the greatest animator who ever lived.
3:01 - 4:30 PM - Decides not work on his next project, because deep down he knows he's old news and a one-sick-trick pony with no real talent.
4:31 - 5:30 PM - Watches re-runs of Ren and Stimpy and wonders where "the time has gone."
5:31 - 5:35 PM - Goes back on the Internet to talk shit about modern cartoonists.
5:36 - 6:30 PM - Brushes his teeth his own cum.
6:31 - 7:30 PM - Calls a girl over for sex.
7:31 - 7:35 PM - After the sex, claims that he invented sex and that the woman should have been lucky to have had sex with him.
7:36 - 10:45 PM - Cries himself to sleep knowing that his fifteen minutes of fame are more than long gone.

>>3815753
7:30 - 8:00 AM - wakes up, showers, exercises
8:01 - 8:07AM - eats breakfast (Bat-flakes)
8:07 - 8:18AM - talks with Burt Ward on the phone.
8:19-9:05AM goes to mall opening in costume.
9:06-9:15AM- records lines for Family Guy
9;16-9;25AM-wishes that people would remember him for being something, anything other than being Batman.
9:30-12:00- updates his "list of ways I am better than William Shatner."

Needs more Robert Kirkman

Robert Kirkman:

9:00 am - Wakes up
9:01-10:00 am - Thinks up pun names for comics characters
10:01-12:00 pm - Goes on comic message boards and angrily defends Rob Liefeld
12:01-12:30 pm - Eats Lunch
12:31-1:45 pm - Thinks up ways to kill off more original characters.
1:45-2:30 pm - Stares sadly at mirror, wondering how he can get his beard as glorious as Alan Moore's.
2:31-4:00 pm - Works on his 12 Image comics
4:01-5:00 pm - Sucks Erik Larsen's dick, assuring him that it doesn't matter if Image screws up his book's schedules.
5:01-5:45 pm - Reviews Ryan Ottley and Jason Howard's art. Tells them it needs thicker lines.
5:46-6:00 pm - Brainstorms for exciting new Marvel comics
6:01-8:00 pm - Throws out ideas and writes more Marvel: Zombies.
8:01-9:00 pm - Eats dinner, thinking about how to make a comic about zombie dickheads.
9:01-10:00 pm - Works on mail for his Image books.
10:00-11:00 pm - Masturbates furiously to Liefeld's creations.
11:01-9:00 am - Sleep

Jhonen Vasquez

1:00 P.M. - Wakes up after sleeping in the entire day because he spent all night making it (and it looks like it was completed in just one night to boot).
1:01 - 3:00 P.M. - Prepares his goth-like-in-appearance hairstyle for the umpteenth time and applies necessary make-up.
3:01 - 4:00 - Stares into the mirror for hours wondering why he has actually let himself appear so goth-like in appearance.
4:01 - 5:00 P.M - Leaves his house to eat "breakfast," usually a bagel that was thrown at him by someone who bought his Filler Bunny books.
5:01 - 7:30 P.M. - Sits by a bus stop next to a 7-11 and contemplating killing anyone who talks to him.
7:31 - ???? - Goes home to complete his latest work, complete with violence and mooses.

>>3815943
12:00 PM - Wakes up
12:01 - 12:30 PM - Checks house for zombies. No luck today either.
12:31 - 1:15 PM - Breakfast
1:15 - 3:00 PM - Responds to hate mail
3:01 - 3:15 PM - Double checks for zombies. One of these days...
3:16 - 4:30 PM - Lunch
4:31 - 6:00 PM - Goes through various online communities, anonymously defending his work and Rob Liefeld
6:01 - 7:30 PM - Plans on ways to kill characters from his comics
7:31 - 7:45 PM - Zombie sweep. Still nothing.
7:46 - 9:00 PM - Plots at least 4 more twists for Invincible and 5 subplots
9:01 - 9:02 PM - Remembers that he has to finish writing the next issue of Invincible
9:03 - 11:00 PM - Watches TV
11:01 - 12:00 AM - Dinner
12:00 - 3:00 AM - Patrols the neighborhood for zombies.
3:00 - 11:59 AM - Sleep

>>3816099
lol

Anyone have one for Joss Whedon?

>>3816088
You forgot to include his large periods of spewing unholy boring, unfunny shit onto paper that should have been kept inside his head for the good of humanity.

>>3816088
You forgot responds to fan mail with a vicious hate that comes ironically enough from personal self loathing

>>3812151
that doesnt stop him

>>3815264
Botox paralyzes nerve endings. You use collagen for bigger lips.

these are great....you all must get laid daily with your wittyness

todd mcfarlane:
10:00am : sends flaming bag of dog poo to all opposition in industry via fed ex express
11:00 am : makes realistic model of it
11:03am : takes dump into brown paper bag
12:45 pm : finished, wipe and wash
12:46 pm: make realistic model of it with it
12:50 pm: send freshly created bag of poo to neil gaiman fed ex express, on fire
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm : bask in glory of myself
3:01 pm: make realistic model of it
4:00 pm: check bear traps in front yard, have sex with findings
5:00 pm: tell everyone at image how well they are doing making money for me
6:00 pm: whores, coke, sex, murder, and sex, in that order
7:00 pm: make realistic model of it
8:00 pm : fap furiously to the most disturbing pictures i can find
9:00 pm : check up on satan, see how the family is doing
10:00 pm: fuck hole in bed(or wife)
11:00 pm : fall asleep

bump for archive

Geoff Johns:

6 am: Wakes up
7 am: Goes out and buys a Prostitute
8 am: buys her breakfast
9 am: Kills her
10 am - 10 pm: Writes

>>3817219
What? that sucked

>>3817386
Yeah, thats all I remember Didio telling the audience what Johns did each morning.

>>3815676
>>3816088
>>3816490
Holy Shit had me rolling for a hour. Well fucking played

>>3817219
trying putting something with him jerking off using old Hal Jorden Green Lantern issues

6:00 AM - Wakes up
6:01 AM - 11:59 PM - Bans people from Byrnerobotics.com forum who disagree with him
12:00 AM - Goes to sleep

10:00 AM - Wakes up
10:01 - 10:30 AM - Breakfast of dry toast, burnt coffee
10:31 - 12:30 PM - Plots new and interesting ways for Dominic Deegan to hold his pipe in his mouth. Also, orc rape
12:31 - 3:00 PM - Pencil episode.
3:01 - 3:20 PM - Ink episode.
3:21 - 3:25 PM - Go back and add extra tears to Luna to make it feel deeper.
3:26 - 4:00 PM - Wracking migraine signaling MPD episode.
4:01 - 8:00 PM - Secondary personality emerges, writes blistering new column for Your Webcomic Is Bad and You Should Feel Bad.
8:01 PM - Lapse into unconsciousness

8:00 AM - Wakes up
8:01 AM - signs for a series of FedEx packages from NYC.
8:30 AM - Discovers each and every one is filled with issues he wrote which are now feces-encrusted, smelling faintly of chili and cheese.
9:00 AM - 10:00 PM - holds head in hands, sobs
11:00 PM - fitful sleep

>>3817900
Who the hell is Mookie?

>>3818002

the Dominic Deegan guy.

Gail Simone

9:00 AM: Wake up
9:30-10 AM: Breakfast
10 AM -11 PM: :3
11: 30: Sleep

8:00 AM - unfolds wings from body, detaches self from stalactites
8:10 AM - flaps to Central Park, finds small child and steals candy. Eats candy and tears for breakfast.
9:00 - 11:59 AM - visits /co/ and composes epic trolls about how ReBoot will never be completed
12:00 - 2:59 PM - Countdown story meeting. Batman mandated to appear in clown suit throughout entire issue.
3:00 PM - Distracting phone call from father, Satan, asking how to get AOL to work.
5:10 PM - Flap to suburbs, find child with glowing report card and steal it
7:00 PM hang upside down in cave

Kevin Smith:

8:00 wake
8:15 Smoke a fat one to wind up
8:30 breakfast at IHOP
9:00 Go shopping or something
12:00 lunch at TGIF
13:00 Slacking around, meet friends
18:00 Write down everything that happened in my awesome day as a plot for future movie
21:00 Attend to worshippers outside door
21:45 Smoke a fat one to wind down
22:00 Watch some Star Wars on DVD
24:00 bed

>>3818096

Kevin Smith never left college.

Dave Sim:

19:00 Arise from coffin with earth from birthplace
19:30 Pencil the ultimate essay against feminism, christianism and/or capitalism (this time for sure)
20:30 Call around, check if anyone will still talk to him
21:30 Reread old comics, reminisce
22:00 Tear old comics in rage
22:30 Emerge from hideout and haunt the living
02:00 Return covered in suspicious fluids
02:30 Pencil the ultimate essay against feminism, christianism and/or capitalism (this time for sure)
04:00 Return to coffin

>>3818111
Please tell me what college this is where I could sit around smoking blunts all day and make ass loads of money.

Brad Meltzer

9:30 - Wake up, continental breakfast
10:30 - Cross red carpet to DC headquarters
11:00 - Browse fanfiction sites on the internet, ponder what plot to copy
12:30 - Light lunch, foot massage from Didio
14:00 - Write plot
15:00 - Add thought balloons describing how impressed the characters are with each other
17:00 - Board helicopter back home
17:30 - Call book agent, check for any new book offers, any at all
18:00 - Call movie agent, check if any movie deals have cropped up
19:00 - Dinner with Rags on new french place; discuss whether Vixen could have bigger boobs
20:30 - Visit rule34
21:30 - DC-contracted call girls arrive
23:00 - Bed

>>3818126
See... I just don't know. Because it portrays Sim as a vampire, when it feels like, if anything, he should be one of those paranoid weirdoes that have their home covered in things meant to drive away vampires.

Only with women in place of vampires.

I mean, this is a guy that when he walks into a building, probably checks what are the best exits to use, in case of a sudden attack of women.

>>3813234

To my knowledge, Stan and Steve are still alive, and feuding.

bump

Needs more girls and/or diffrent staff members that keeps a comic running

>>3812236
there aren't any hot topics in england

Rob Liefeld?

>>3818335 Stan and Steve are still alive, and feuding.

To be fair, the feud with Stan is just a small part of Steve's overall feud with The World.

>>3819046
1:00am: Wake up
1:30am-8:00pm: be a GRATE artist!
8:30pm: sleep

>>3819048
steve doesn't fued with the world, only THE EVIL WRONGDOERS

OP
You forgot the part where Frank hides from his scary editor at Dark Horse.

>>3819125
yeah that sums up Liefeld

Scott McCloud

5 am - 6 am - Get up, shower, prepare for the day
6 am - 12 pm - Read comics and come up with controversial theories about them, expressed through bar graphs and D20 systems.
12 pm - Leave for panel at convention, dragging along wife and kids.
1 pm - 1:45 pm Arrive at con to a packed room of nerds.
2 pm - Mingle
5 pm - go home
6 pm - Continue to ignore family, coming up with controversial theories about comics.

Actually, this guy is pretty cool... but WTF

I really hope someone put this up for archive.

bump for Alex Ross

>>3819023 there aren't any hot topics in england

there aren't any englands in minneapolis

9:00 AM - Wakes up
9:01 - 9:30 AM - Trolling,Refresh. Refresh
9:31 - 10:00 AM - Trolling,Refresh. Refresh
10:01 - 2:00 PM - Trolling,Refresh. Refresh
2:01 - 3:00 PM - Trolling,Refresh. Refresh
3:01 - 4:30 PM - Trolling,Refresh. Refresh
4:31 - 5:30 PM -Trolling. ,Refresh. Refresh
5:31 - 5:35 PM - Trolling,Refresh. Refresh
5:36 - 6:30 PM - Trolling,Refresh. Refresh
6:31 - 7:30 PM - Trolling. ,Refresh. Refresh
7:31 - 7:35 PM - Trolling,Refresh. Refresh
7:36 - 10:45 PM - Trolling,Refresh. Refresh
10:46 - 12:00 PM - Trolling,Refresh. Refresh
12:01 - 8:59 AM - Sleep,

bump for awesome

bump for archive

>>3822152
ditto

Someone do Buckley

>>3824398
B^Uckley:
9:00 AM - Wakes Up
9:01-3:00 - B^U
3:00-3:30 - WHY I AM SO MIDGET?
3:30-11:00 - Vidya Vidya Vidya
11:00 - Writes the next day's CAD
11:01 - Draws the next day's CAD
11:03 - Sleep

>>3824398

12:00 PM - Wakes up
12:01-1:00 PM - B^U
1:01 - 2:00 PM - Lunch/Breakfast
2:01 - 3:00 PM - B^U
3:01 - 5:30 PM - Troll the internet for any anti-B^Uckley content.
5:30-8:30 PM - B^U
8:30-9:30 PM - Edit other webcomic authors' wikipedia pages in a futile attempt to feel better about his miserable existence.
9:31:01PM-3:00AM - B^U
3:01AM- 12:00PM - Sleep

>>3824542
Superior.

>>3824542

I shoulda put in "errects a wall of text" somewhere in there...

Congrats, your request has just triggered the archival process for thread 3811961

Wow, i can't believe this is still going

>>3811961
wow its almost 24 hours now, way to go /co/mrades.

>>3824875

That's nothing compared to the, "Which character are you furry for" thread that lasted two days.

>>3824820
Same. I finally started using the "Watched Threads" thing in the extension, and popped in this afternoon to find it still green.

Hurray for archive!

>>3824820
actually I'm rather surprised too.

Ed Brubaker

5:00 PM - Wakes Up
5:01 - 5:30 PM - Meal. Consists only of cigarettes and alcohol.
5:31 - 7:00 PM - Plots new ways to toy with our hearts. Kill Daredevil? Make Iron Fist lose his hands? Turn Captain America into a woman?
7:01 - 7:15 PM - Walks to the local police station
7:16 - 8:00 PM - Goes through the police archive, finding an unresolved case
8:01 - 12:00 AM - Goes deep undercover
12:01 - 12:05 AM - Case solved, criminal is arrested
12:06 - 3:00 AM - Writes furiously in his office
3:01 - 6:00 AM - Commits the perfect crime and gets away with it
6:01 - 7:00 AM - Sex with supermodel
7:01 - 7:15 AM - Martini. Shaken, not stirred.
7:16 AM - Sleep with his two guns under the pillow

>>3824958
I hope I don't come off as too weird, but I would really like to give this man a blowjob. Just as a token of my appreciation, you know?

>>3824981
It's a little weird. I mean, come on, just a blowjob?

>>3819046
10:00 am - woke up
10:05 am - got out of bed
10:10 am - dragged a comb across my head
10:11 am - Found my way downstairs and drank a cup and looking up, I noticed I was late
10:18 am - Found my coat and grabbed my hat
10:18 am - Made the bus in seconds flat
10:43 am - Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
1:39 pm - Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

Ah

>>3824981
>>3825002
Yeah, seriously, you wouldn't go all the way with Brubaker?

10:00 a.m. - Wakes up
10:30 a.m. - Eats breakfast
11:00 a.m. - Goes down to school
12:00 p.m. - starts playing some b-ball
12:05 p.m. - gets in one little fight
1:30 p.m. - Mom tells me 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
5:00 p.m. - Whistles for cab that had a lisence plate that says fresh and has dice in the mirror
7:30 p.m. - Pulls up to the house about 7 or 8
7:32 p.m. - I looked at my kingdom. I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

>>3825113
Gotta admit, that made me lol.