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Too bad that didn't kill me.

SHELDON!

I've never watched Spongebob. I always thought it was for little kids.

Squidward smells. Good.

The winner takes all
It's the thrill of one more kill
The last one to fall
Will never sacrifice their will

Don't ever look back
on the wind closing in
The only attack
were their wings on the wind
oh the daydream begins

And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory,
And it's ours for the taking
It's ours for the fight
And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory,
And the world is ours to follow

Sweet sweet sweet victory

*dolphin noise*

Oh no he's hot!

Dude, you're teaching at the rec center.

People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?

CORRECT!

I can't see my forehead...

You're going to be a god and like it!

*watches anemone porn. Gary walks in*

GARY!

I was just looking for the sports channel.

"DONT GO IN THE WATER!"

"WHY NOT?"

"UMM...THERE ARE SHARKS IN THERE!"

"HEY! THATS MY FAMILY YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT!"

>>3308335
Then he rapes the slug.

hey, how are you?

>>3308335
Then slug-rape.

>>3308345
Win this one for the Krusty Krab.
FOR THE KRUSTY KRAB!

Win this one because I told you to.
BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO!

>>3308365
Oops, didn't mean to quote there.

>>3308301
Damn, what is that song anyway?

GARY, YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!

Cock goes where?

...

Oh, no, wait, that's a generic 4chan quote...

>>3308376
I have it if you want it.
I'll upload to /co/ radio.

Oh magic conch, what should we do now?

Nothing.

>>3308403
All hail the Magic Conch!

>>3308401
>/co/ radio.

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

F IS FOR FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN

U'S FOR URANIUM BOMBS

N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS WHEN YOUR HAVING FUN

Patrick, are you okay?

FINLAND!

>>3308347
>>3308349

How many slugs do you know with shells?

>>3308301
I fucking love that song.

"I know! I'll be Mr. Giant Seaweed monster man!"

"Patrick, there's already a Mr. Giant Seaweed monster man!"

EEEERRRRRRRAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!
I am Spongebob, DESTROYER OF EVIL!

Calm down, it's just a drawing.

>>3308490
>Take it easy, it's just a drawing.
Fixed my quote.

EEAHYAHABABABA!

I'm sorry, what was that?

Ee, ah, a haba baba.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

*Milk carton spilling*

And then he crosses the street without looking both ways, because he's ALREADY DEAD

uploaded Sweet Victory for all of you on /co/ radio.

http://plus4chan.org/boards/

Ohh... okay, so, there's the lights... *lighs flicker*

And the phone... *phone rings*

And... *slime oozes from walls* the WALLS WILL OOZE GREEN SLIME!?

No, wait, they always do that.

We're selling Chocolate.

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR, BURIED HIM, AND THEN STUFFED HIS BODY IN THE FREEZER!

SPONGEBOB! PINKY! PINKY!

>>3308661

This thread reminds me why Spongbob(before the movie) kicked so much ass.

EVERY
VILLAIN
IS
LEMONS

MY LEG!

Victory screech!

LULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULU!!

Even though Spongebob is obscenely popular, it's still pretty funny.

Mr. Krabs gets to eat real food. Just look at his daughter; she's as big as a whale.

>>3308714
Back before I stoped playing wow my guild changed its name. I pushed for this so hard it was mentally, physically, and emotionally draining. They dident take my suggestion.

Are you done with those errands?
Are you done with those errands?
Are you done with those errands?
Are you done with those errands?

Art thou feeling it now Mr.Krabs?

"its good for your soul"

"i have no soul" *MWUHAHAHAHA*

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG!

Also quidward, you dont wear any pants.

Wait a minute squidward! If it wasnt me, you or Patrick, then who was it?!

*lights flicker, and they look over*

Nosferatu!

:D

POOP: People Order Our Patties.

>>3308827

You forgot the *looks around nervously*

IIIMMMAAAAAAAAGGGIIIINNAAAAAAATTTTTIIIIIOONNNN

And always check for spare change.
- Paramedic

Plankton: OH YES!

Karen: Oh no.

>>3308306

>>3308940
Heheh.

[time machine episode]

Hey, maybe we'll be on strike forever!

For...ever?

NYEEEEEEEEEEH SQUIDWARD!?
NYEEEEEEEEEEH SQUIDWARD!?

*Circles*

NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH SQUIDWARD!?

and why are you wearing that ski mask?! BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SKIING!

The most important meal of the day, serving it up Gary's way

IT WAS A MOUSTACHE YOU IDIOT! I'M THE TELLTALE STRANGLER!

Which one of you's the real DIRTY DAN?

>>3309031
the most important meal of the day nuhnuhnuh gary's way

I can't get sweet victory out of my head. It's the perfect power ballad.

It's my new ringtone. Alarm clock. Everything. Fuck yer!

I'm so close to solving this mystery I can almost taste it.

>>3308301
DAMMIT, BECAUSE OF YOU, I HAD TOO LISTEN UP THE SONG AGAIN!

>>3309072

Same here. Fucking awesome song. Doubt any Nick show will ever feature something like that again...

ESCALATORS ESCALATORS ESCALATORS!

>>3309132
EELS EELS EELS

>>3309159
ESCALATORS ESCALATORS ESCALATORS!

GOLD TEAM RULES

i'll have you know that i stubbed my toe last week, while watering my spice garden, and i only cried for 20 minutes!

Weast

Oh no, everyones going to know it's my fault. I'm going to have to move to a new town, change my name, and start a new boating school.

No...

Not again.

FUTURE!!!! FUTURE!!!!

Of course silly. Everything is Chrome in the future!

>>3309225
>GOLD TEAM RULES

I still get a chuckle every time.

Spongebob always folds his clothes up before running..

IN THE NUDE.

i was born with paper skin. every morning i break my arms, and every night i break my legs.

>>3309264
What kind of compass are you reading, lad?

Wanna see me run up this mountain?

Wanna see me do it again?

I got this hat!

I know of a place where you never get harmed, a magical place with magical charms. Indoors, indoors, innnndooooooors!

sounds like a lot of--HOOPLAH!

Hoooow could you Mister Krabs?!
You Promised these kids Krabby the Clown....and all I saw out there was...

CHEAPY THE CHEAPSKATE!

Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

Not until 4.

FUTURE..... FUTURE...

>>3309184
ESSSSSKEEEELATERZZZZ!!!

Thoes are some ugly looking fish.

Now if you'll look at this graph.

Sandy, that's not the worm.. That it's TONGUE.

"What kind of Monsters are we? This poor creature comes to us in his hour of need...and we let him down. Squidwards always been there for us right? Like Evelene, when you're little Jimmy was trapped in a fire who saved him?"

"A Firefighter"

"And Larry, when your heart gave out from all those Tanning pills who revived you?"

"Some guy in an Ambulance"

"Riiiiiiiiight, so if we could all just pretend that Squidward was a firefighter or some guy in an ambulance, we could pull together and find out what it truly means....To BE in a marching band..."

"YEAH FOR THE FIREMEN!"

Goodbye everyone! I'll remember you all in therapy!

...then bring it aroooooound town, bring it arooooound town...

GET OUT OF MY WAY

CANT YOU SEE HES GONNA KICK MY BUTT

Oh no, I've seen this on the Late Show. You ghoulish fiends hold me down take turns nibbling on my innards. Then you eat my brain and leave my body for the buzzards!

That's disgusting! We just want the hat back.

>>3309668
You like kicking butts, old man?

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. THE END.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

HE STILL WANTS TO KICK MY BUTT!!

>>3310237
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!

I...

Jesus Christ I never realized how full of win Spongebob was until I read this thread. Looks like I'll be dling some seasons.

"Bye Squidward! Bye Mr. Krabs! Bye Squidward!"
"...You said Bye Squidward twice."
"I _like_ Squidward."

Ehhh Squidward?

Ehhh Squidward

Ehhh Squidward

Ehhh Squidward

Ehhh Squidward

C A M P F I R E S O N G song!
C A M P F I R E S O N G song!
If you don't think that we can sing if faster then you're wrong!
It would help if you'd just sing along!

I KNEW NO GOOD WOULD COME FROM THOSE CITY-FOLK AND THEIR FLYING MACHINES!!!

you had to kill 'im. the boy cries you a sweater of tears...and ya kill 'im.

>>3310262
I love the young people.

Patrick, since when did you have two rocks?

Since I needed room for my stuff!

But then why does it have feet?

It's my mobile home.

Did someone order a SPATULA?

I have a SpongeBob mousepad.

"People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?"

"CORRECT!!"

WHAT'D I DO THAT TIME?!
I don't know. I guess he just doesn't like you.

SPONGEBOB: I used to have dreams...
MR.KRABS: And I used to have kidney stones! Everything passes with time.

>>3310325
One of my favorites

Anything that comes out of Squidward's mouth is pure gold

>>3309497
IT WAS BIG!
SCARY!
AND PINK!


So is Patrick's belly button which I'm not afraid of that neither.

Spongebob (shouting): I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD, I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD, I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD

Squidward (overhearing): Is that what he calls it?

With SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES! *shows freaky girl* I'm sorry you had to see that.

Crying Spongbob:"cabikebaweeg?"

Pearl: "Yes you can keep the wig."

Sandy: On your feet, Spongebob! We're goin' fly-fishin'! *motions to a nearby plane*

*rimshot*

Come on everyone! Let's all go have fun on my Blimp slash Casino!

He still looks pretty ugly

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! IT'S THE APPETIZER!

you want me to explode?

YES! that's what i've been waiting for!

um ok, i'll try. hhnnngggg...GARY! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!

Squidward: Bah! The instrument rental clerk made me late! That trilobite couldn't tell an oboe from an elbow!

...heh. More band humor.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEeVVVVIIIII-HIH-HIHIIIIILLL!

EVILEVILEVILEVILEVILEVILEVIL!BARNACLEBOY! THE EEEEEVIHHHHHHAAAAAHAHHHHHH (squirts self with water fountain).

I love this thread. Also:

Patrick: "Don't genius live in a lamp?"

>>3310598
If you don't get out of here, thaen by the powers invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife!

What's going on in here?

YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE!

...Am I a pretty girl?

Mermaid Man: Careful, Barnacle Boy. He might be up to something.

Barnacle Boy: Would...*sigh* Would you stop calling me "Boy"?

Ms. Puff- OOOOOH SPONGEBOB! WHYYYYYYYYYY?

that's his...eager face...

I'm going to kick YOUR butt, /co/!

*at bubble bowl*
Patrick- Those are some ugly fish

Spongebob- Maybe we're near one of those toxic waste dumps

THAT'S IT BRAIN, YOU'RE GOIN DOWN

SB:I got covered in boo-boos.

Doctor: Boo-boos eh? I think you'll need that hospital RIGHT over there.

SB:WEENIE HUT GENERAL?!

From a future episode
Spongebob- I believe this thread should be archived! Or I'll fish paste your mothers!

you can't fire us. we're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.

"Thats not disturbing. THIS is disturbing"
::Face forms on Patrick's back::
"Hi Spongebob. Im Patback"
"Hey your right! That IS disturbing"

Sandy: I'm hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage!

Happy Leif Erikson Day!

HINGA DINGA DERGUN

"You said good-bye to Squidward twice..."
"I LIKE Squidward..."

First good Liefeld's art of the history? (maybe the last)

Y/N?

>>3310649
Oh hello, sir. Kicked any good butts lately? Yeah, I remember last week. I was kicking this guy's butt real good, and he leans over and says, "You know, life's like a bucket of wood shavings, except for when the shavings are in a pail, then it's like a pail of wood shavings."

Plankton: 1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas

>>3310725
Is Cable a judge now?

>>3310786

Can't unsee it.

Mailman: "meh, it puts bread on the table"
SB: "Rye or pumpernickel? ahahahahha"

>>3310786
You only NOW noticed that. Fucking brilliant, you. Scotland Yard could use a man of your observational skills.

>>3310887
I havn't read the arc yet. I was unaware of him being drawn like that.

why would flats want to kick my butt? i haven't said two words to the guy!

hi! i'm spongebob!

one...two...oh no, that's three!

>>3310732
Y'know, that story really speaks to me.

Opposite day? I've heard of that!

You have?

No! What is it?

GARY! I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!

Spongebob: I guess what everybody said about us is true.

Patrick: That we're attractive?

Patrick: How long have you been standing there... Did you see my underwear?

Mindy: No, Patrick.

Patrick: Do you want to?

(My kid looked at me like I was insane I was giggling so hard in the theater. She'd never seen her dad giggle like that before, I guess.)

i'm very busy!

i'm sure you are.

i don't like your tone!

*high pitched voice* i'm sure you are!

Hi, Squidward! How the *dolphin noise* are ya?

ART THOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. KRABS?

Yeesh, you call this food?
Tell me about it. My sandwich tastes like a fried boot.
My sandwich IS a fried boot!

Let's think of some ideas to sell the chocolate bars.

I know, let's get naked.

No, let's save that for when we sell real estate.

Spongebob: Ok, Mrs. Puff! What's my final score?
Mrs. Puff: Six.
Spongebob: WOO! And how many do I need to pass?
Mrs. Puff: Six...
Spongebob: Woooooooooooooo--
Mrs. Puff:...hundred.
Spongebob: What?
Mrs. Puff: You need 600 to pass. You got six.

Squidward: Repeat after me. "I have no talent"
Spongebob: I have no talent.
Squidward: "Mr. Tentacles has all the talent".
Spongebob: Mr. Tentacles has all the talent.
Squidward: "If I'm lucky, some of Mr. Tentacles talent can rub off on me".
Spongebob: If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent can...rub...his tentacles on my...art... (smiles)


also,
Squidward: Why this Krabby Patty has to be the most (starts yelling) horrible, putrid, most disgusting excuse for a sandwich, it has ever been my displeasure to have slither down my throat, and I curse this patty, and all those who enjoy it, to an early, and well deserved grave!

Remember what Mr. Krabs says: "The money is always right!"

Thpbbpppt.

Mr. Krabbs: Spongebob, you're working late tonight, no overtime
Spongebob: (excited yelp roughly translated to) EAAAAAAAAAAH!

This paint is absolutely permanent. It will NEVER come off. So if I see one drop on anything but wall, I'll have your rear ends CUT OFF AND MOUNTED O'ER ME FIREPLACE

...So have fun with the job.

What I learned in Boating School Is ________ _____ _____


Also, one more vote to archive.

>>3308376
Sweet Victory by David Glen Eisley

WEE SNAWWWW

>>3312118
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IIIISSS.... WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IIIIIIIIISSSSSSS....

BLANKETY

BLANKETY

BLANK!!

Patrick: "I DEFY YOU HEART MAN!"

>>3312118

>> Also, one more vote to archive.

Done and done, good sir

Its mayonnaise an instrument?

Oh, Spongebob.
WHHHYYYY?

Mrs. Puff, I think I cheated.

I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!

I miss the "MY LEG!" running gag.

Good thing he didn't pull the secret string, opening the secret compartment of my secret box... revealing one embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party!

I am a robot, not a miracle worker.

How's the unibrow?

It's big AND valuable.

I'd really like to quote the episode when all of them come out of the sea, but I was too high...

Maybe a story will cheer you up.
There once was an ugly barnacle.
He was so ugly that everyone died.
The end.

...That didn't help at all!

WEENIE HUT GENERAL????

The monkey's chain!

The monkey's fist!

THE MONKEY!

Squidward...TORTELLINI?!

>>3312283
Merry Christmas, Spongebob!

SpongeBob: Just remember what we talked about. There's power in pride.
Patrick: That may be fine for you, but I was one of the beautiful people. Now look at me! I'm almost as ugly as you!

>>3312348

IT'S TENNIS BALLS!

...I MEAN TENTACLES!

Do you want this sweater squidward? I made it out of my tears ;_;

>>3312361

...Squidwards last name is Tentacles?

All: GASP!
Squidward: How long can she stay like?
Spongebob: I don't know!
Patrick: Sandy's a girl?

Don't geniuses live in lamps?

PINHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD!!!

I'm gonna get you Dirty Dan! Yer nothin' but pure evil, just like in the newspaper comics...

Squidward: I know you're in here...

>>3311413

My absolute favorite.

"Unhand the box and prepare for the most unpleasant pillow fight of your life"
:: Fluffs a pillow with a Shotgun cocking sound::

Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.

Plankton: Just look at him. Square...the shape of EVIL!


Spongebob: He's still gonna kick my butt!
Townsfolk: How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
Old Man (as crowd closes in): I like the young people.

Just two of my favorites

None of my friends would be caught dead here!

Heya Spongebob!

PATRICK! What are you doing here?

I'm here for Mega Weenie mondays!

Mega weenie monday has been moved to Wednesday.


Or something to that effect.

>>3312551

Spongebob: My friends don't hang out at Weenie Hut Junior.

Patrick: You tell 'em, Spongebob!

Spongebob: PATRICK! What are you doing here?

Patrick: I'm always here on Double Weenie Wednesday!

Nerd1: No no, Double Weenie Wednesday has been moved to Friday.

Nerd2: And besides, today's Monday.

Patrick: Oh, so it's Mega Weenie Monday?

Nerd1: No, that's now on Sunday.

Patrick: Barnacles!

Nerd2: Super Weenie Hut Junior has a Mega Weenie Monday!

Nerd1: No, you're thinking of MONSTER Weenie Monday.

SAY IT OR I'LL TRIP YOU!

>>3312435
Pretty sure it was "just like... newspaper comics."

SB: All right, ladies, let's get to work. I called you a lady to humiliate you. It's a motivational tactic we coaches use.

Sandy: Hmm. I don't know why, but I think I'll kick SpongeBob's butt tomorrow.

Squidward: I'll evacuate the customers, you call the Navy.
Spongebob: *Picks up phone* Hello, Operator. Get me the Navy.
Phone: Hello, you've reached the Navy's automated phone service.
Spongebob: Squidward, the robots are running the Navy!

"Not the Navy!"

I'm long tan and handsome

>>3310617
"...Foxy Grandpa!"


I really, really want a hat like that.

Patrick: Liar liar, plants for hire!
Spongebob: It's 'pants on fire', Patrick.
Patrick: Well, you would know...liar.

spongebob,

went to the store to pick up more giant paper

uhhh, patrick

p.s. happy leif erikson day! hinga dinga durga!

YOU HAVE THE PHYSIQUE OF ATLAS!

thanks. i work out.

Good times, good times...

"Like precious, precious blood in an animal..."

fellow nerdoellers! I am endeavouring to missapropriate the recipe for saleable comestibles. WHO WILL JOIN ME?!?

MAKE POSES WITH ME HURRRRRRRRRGGGG

It's okay Squidward, just imagine him in his underwear...

OH NO HE'S HOT!