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What we have here is a Totino's Party Pizza. This is America's No. 1 best selling frozen pizza.
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)13:19 No.3481731
What the fuck is this shit?
>> cookin 03/15/12(Thu)13:24 No.3481746
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This is the reverse side of America's No.1 selling frozen pizza.

bonus for finding the waldo foils.
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)13:24 No.3481747
>>3481731
He just said...
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)13:25 No.3481748
>>3481747
I honestly can't tell what it is.
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)13:28 No.3481759
He ate the top off a Totino's pizza with a plastic spoon. Throw some ramen on top of it and it could be the official /ck/ banner.
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)13:28 No.3481760
1. Is that a personal size?
2. You overcooked it.
3. Find me better for a buck.
>> cookin 03/15/12(Thu)13:30 No.3481764
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Here is no1 pizza trying not to drown.
>> cookin 03/15/12(Thu)13:36 No.3481784
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americas best selling pizza masquerading as a jet ski hoist.
>> cookin 03/15/12(Thu)13:54 No.3481810
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a photocopy of best pizza
>> cookin 03/15/12(Thu)13:56 No.3481816
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poop this is the most famous pizza ever
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)13:56 No.3481817
the fuck is going on in this thread
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)13:58 No.3481821
>>3481746

It's because of those obnoxious holes in the crust that I can't bake one on my Presto Pizzazz. The cheese melts through and burns.
>> cookin 03/15/12(Thu)13:58 No.3481822
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best pizza wants to go to alaska and visit the sights
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)14:00 No.3481825
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>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)14:01 No.3481826
this thread

this thread right here
>> cookin 03/15/12(Thu)14:01 No.3481827
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best pizza cant decide between orange drink and hi c
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)14:02 No.3481828
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>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)14:02 No.3481830
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Wait, what?
>> cookin 03/15/12(Thu)14:03 No.3481833
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best pizza likes cast iron too, nestle me in your seasoning baby
>> Hip-Hobo !hFVZ20cIZk 03/15/12(Thu)14:05 No.3481838
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is..

is that

guys

is that the thing the girl on ITAOTS has on her face?
>> cookin 03/15/12(Thu)14:06 No.3481839
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lets go shark jumping with the fonz and best pizza
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)14:06 No.3481840
Why did you rip its face off before bringing it around town?

It's in agony, you know.

Usually when you cut a pizza into slices it dies instantly.

Like this, the end comes slowly. Cruel.
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)14:09 No.3481844
best pizza is BEST PIZZa
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)14:10 No.3481845
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>>3481838
>> cookin 03/15/12(Thu)14:11 No.3481848
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best pizza wants to be sliced, should he be sliced?
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)14:12 No.3481851
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>>3481840
>> Sherron Ballins !!9tpWMDvpAAL 03/15/12(Thu)14:12 No.3481853
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>this thread
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)14:12 No.3481854
what
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)14:13 No.3481857
>>3481845
Robbie Benson and John Kerry have a love child?
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)14:14 No.3481860
>>3481848
NOOOO, DON'T DO IT!
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)14:14 No.3481861
This is the hero /ck/ needed
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)14:15 No.3481863
godfuckingdammit
America's No. 1 best selling frozen pizza has a more interesting life than me
>> cookin 03/15/12(Thu)14:19 No.3481871
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best pizza decided to catch a whopper instead of getting sliced.
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)14:21 No.3481874
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>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)14:24 No.3481877
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>> cookin 03/15/12(Thu)14:24 No.3481881
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best pizza is going on a gold rush
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)14:26 No.3481885
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I like where this is going
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)14:28 No.3481889
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This thread is genuinely hilarious.
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)14:32 No.3481901
The Adventures of Best Pizza!
>> Soleam 03/15/12(Thu)14:38 No.3481912
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Moar
>> cookin 03/15/12(Thu)14:40 No.3481917
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best pizza is going on a journey, a few minutes later moby dick ate him.

RIP best pizza you will be missed
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)14:41 No.3481918
>>3481821
Bullshit. I make these on that exact pizza heater all the time and never have troubles with the cheese.
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)14:41 No.3481919
Now you're cookin'...
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)14:45 No.3481928
>>3481821
>frozen pizza cooker
serves you right
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)14:47 No.3481931
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>>3481917
;__;7
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)14:48 No.3481934
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>>3481917

SAVE IT
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)14:50 No.3481940
>>3481933
+1
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)14:56 No.3481951
I hope you guys haven't heard this before, on topic too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SL3e6L9Kd0

Sorry to Murrikans about the caller being Welsh (Wales is a 2 hour drive from here and even I don't fucking understand them).
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)15:01 No.3481965
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>>3481917
artist rendition of said incident
>> cookin 03/15/12(Thu)15:46 No.3482058
btw what are those holes for? conveyor belt marks or something?


best pizza was actually killed by a seagull swarm but the phone died with the last pic.
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)16:29 No.3482140
>>3482058
so they can cook it really fast and so it heats up faster as well
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)16:45 No.3482154
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>this thread
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)16:45 No.3482155
>>3481951
Eh, I understood 90% of it.

But really, how drunk do you have to be to do that.
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)16:48 No.3482163
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>>3481917
NO!
i will love you 5ever
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)17:04 No.3482176
>>3482163
what the FUCK did I just read? Please tell me this was made as a joke and not a small black girl... I already lost all hope for them.
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)17:35 No.3482227
>>3482176
Of course it's a joke. Right /ck/?
...Right /ck/?!?
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)17:55 No.3482259
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OP, this right here is a beautiful compelling story. You should share your art photo-story with other boards, such as /p/.

>>3481940
>Anon likes this.
>> cookin 03/15/12(Thu)18:23 No.3482296
When i was taking the metal detector pic, a person walked around the side of the building to ask if we had a public phone. I was like... um no, did a 360 and walked away.

kind of embarrassed but fuck it, best pizza was having a fun time.
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)18:30 No.3482304
Do you think you could take more pictures of best pizza? This has all the makings of a /ck/ legend.
>> Ad 08/05/11(Fri)03:00 No.19151774
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>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)18:36 No.3482310
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>Mfw I microwave them
>> cookin 03/15/12(Thu)18:41 No.3482314
>>3482304

best pizza has passed on my /ck/ friend. he wasnt destined to be legend, but maybe his story will compel a similar journey from another anon.

I would tear up if someone tied a bunch of helium balloons to a sonic foot long hotdog and let it fly away.
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)18:48 No.3482325
I was pleasantly surprised by this thread
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)18:53 No.3482338
you sir, made me laugh and inspired me to do great things.
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)19:02 No.3482358
>>3481951
My family are from Swansea on my fathers side, and have literally the thickets Welsh accents you have ever heard in your life.
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)19:05 No.3482362
Please go vote this up on chanarchive
>> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)21:35 No.3482688
>>3482314
flying hot dog.. challenge accepted. next time i get near a sonic.
>> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)02:15 No.3483122
I must bamp this
>> Cal_Chuchesta !!YbRaUvmiadZ 03/16/12(Fri)02:31 No.3483136
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>>3481838
>> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)02:48 No.3483150
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I miss you best pizza.
>> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)03:00 No.3483159
>No. 1 best selling
No. 1 best selling anything.
McDonalds is the "No. 1 best selling" fastfood chain, and they serve absolute crap too.
The trick is to appeal to lowest common denominator. The poor, the drunk, the stoned, those who don't know what the fuck "gourmet" or even "good" is.
Cheap, shitty, not immediately indigestible... BAM! No.1 food product.
>> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)04:57 No.3483280
>>3483159
I have eaten shittier pizzas that cost more.
>> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)05:19 No.3483305
>>3483159

Don't you mean the greatest common divisor? Why do plebeians not know how to form cogent analogies from elementary school mathematics?
>> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)05:19 No.3483306
>>3483159

So ALL CORN?
>> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)05:55 No.3483333
The most interesting pizza in the world.
>> Ricers Gonna !RiceOCNvto 03/16/12(Fri)05:56 No.3483334
>>3481729
>>3481746
>>3481764
>>3481784
>>3481810
>>3481816
>>3481822
>>3481827
>>3481833
>>3481839
>>3481848
>>3481871
>>3481881
>>3481917
The adventures of Totino the deep water sea fishin gold minin shit takin number 1 pizza in america
>> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)06:30 No.3483346
You son of a bitch
>> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)06:32 No.3483348
Wait a fucking second

Why are you eating pizza with a spoon?
>> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)16:07 No.3483990
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This is the best fucking thread I've ever seen.
>> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:54 No.3484092
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best pizza is clearly BEST PIZZA.
and OP is clearly the fucking best anon on /ck/ today.
>> Strobe! !e62hiVDDkQ 03/17/12(Sat)16:08 No.3485729
what are you doing on page15, ya thilly goose!
>> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)16:17 No.3485737
I'm so glad this thread lasted long enough for me to see it.

He was truly the best-selling of pizzas.
>> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)16:23 No.3485744
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>this thread

Someone archive this!!
>> Strobe! !e62hiVDDkQ 03/17/12(Sat)16:28 No.3485751
I hope every co/ck/ out there takes at least 1 picture of an adventure they had with The Best Pizza Ever.

#politesage

Yeah motherfuckers, I hashtagged. Whacha gon' do 'bout it!?
>> cookin 03/17/12(Sat)16:29 No.3485754
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when best pizza was born this became his first home, his second home was the oven behind it.
>> cookin 03/17/12(Sat)16:34 No.3485761
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best pizza box and his new friends the jalapeno seedlings
>> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)16:34 No.3485762
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>>3481821
>Presto Pizzaz
MAH NIGGA
>> cookin 03/17/12(Sat)16:37 No.3485768
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best pizza went to alaska, best pizza box decided to go to Antarctica
>> cookin 03/17/12(Sat)16:52 No.3485787
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best box thinks its nice to keep your friends feet warm, but something isnt right, and he feels depressed
>> cookin 03/17/12(Sat)17:01 No.3485804
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let us go now unto page 16 and be free


/thread
>> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)17:29 No.3485851
I cried on the inside

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by anonymous | 2012-03-16 01:31:57 UTC

Goodbye, best pizza.

by anonymous | 2012-03-16 05:10:58 UTC

this thread is the best thing that's come out of /ck/ since the crab thread

by RontuAru | 2012-03-20 22:36:44 UTC

ANNNND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOUUUU

by anonymous | 2012-05-15 10:17:52 UTC

I will never forget you, best pizza


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