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What the fuck is this shit?

This is the reverse side of America's No.1 selling frozen pizza.

bonus for finding the waldo foils.

>>3481731
He just said...

>>3481747
I honestly can't tell what it is.

He ate the top off a Totino's pizza with a plastic spoon. Throw some ramen on top of it and it could be the official /ck/ banner.

1. Is that a personal size?
2. You overcooked it.
3. Find me better for a buck.

Here is no1 pizza trying not to drown.

americas best selling pizza masquerading as a jet ski hoist.

a photocopy of best pizza

poop this is the most famous pizza ever

the fuck is going on in this thread

>>3481746

It's because of those obnoxious holes in the crust that I can't bake one on my Presto Pizzazz. The cheese melts through and burns.

best pizza wants to go to alaska and visit the sights

this thread

this thread right here

best pizza cant decide between orange drink and hi c

Wait, what?

best pizza likes cast iron too, nestle me in your seasoning baby

is..

is that

guys

is that the thing the girl on ITAOTS has on her face?

lets go shark jumping with the fonz and best pizza

Why did you rip its face off before bringing it around town?

It's in agony, you know.

Usually when you cut a pizza into slices it dies instantly.

Like this, the end comes slowly. Cruel.

best pizza is BEST PIZZa

>>3481838

best pizza wants to be sliced, should he be sliced?

>>3481840

>this thread

what

>>3481845
Robbie Benson and John Kerry have a love child?

>>3481848
NOOOO, DON'T DO IT!

This is the hero /ck/ needed

godfuckingdammit
America's No. 1 best selling frozen pizza has a more interesting life than me

best pizza decided to catch a whopper instead of getting sliced.

best pizza is going on a gold rush

I like where this is going

This thread is genuinely hilarious.

The Adventures of Best Pizza!

Moar

best pizza is going on a journey, a few minutes later moby dick ate him.

RIP best pizza you will be missed

>>3481821
Bullshit. I make these on that exact pizza heater all the time and never have troubles with the cheese.

Now you're cookin'...

>>3481821
>frozen pizza cooker
serves you right

>>3481917
;__;7

>>3481917

SAVE IT

>>3481933
+1

I hope you guys haven't heard this before, on topic too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SL3e6L9Kd0

Sorry to Murrikans about the caller being Welsh (Wales is a 2 hour drive from here and even I don't fucking understand them).

>>3481917
artist rendition of said incident

btw what are those holes for? conveyor belt marks or something?


best pizza was actually killed by a seagull swarm but the phone died with the last pic.

>>3482058
so they can cook it really fast and so it heats up faster as well

>this thread

>>3481951
Eh, I understood 90% of it.

But really, how drunk do you have to be to do that.

>>3481917
NO!
i will love you 5ever

>>3482163
what the FUCK did I just read? Please tell me this was made as a joke and not a small black girl... I already lost all hope for them.

>>3482176
Of course it's a joke. Right /ck/?
...Right /ck/?!?

OP, this right here is a beautiful compelling story. You should share your art photo-story with other boards, such as /p/.

>>3481940
>Anon likes this.

When i was taking the metal detector pic, a person walked around the side of the building to ask if we had a public phone. I was like... um no, did a 360 and walked away.

kind of embarrassed but fuck it, best pizza was having a fun time.

Do you think you could take more pictures of best pizza? This has all the makings of a /ck/ legend.

>Mfw I microwave them

>>3482304

best pizza has passed on my /ck/ friend. he wasnt destined to be legend, but maybe his story will compel a similar journey from another anon.

I would tear up if someone tied a bunch of helium balloons to a sonic foot long hotdog and let it fly away.

I was pleasantly surprised by this thread

you sir, made me laugh and inspired me to do great things.

>>3481951
My family are from Swansea on my fathers side, and have literally the thickets Welsh accents you have ever heard in your life.

Please go vote this up on chanarchive

>>3482314
flying hot dog.. challenge accepted. next time i get near a sonic.

I must bamp this

>>3481838

I miss you best pizza.

>No. 1 best selling
No. 1 best selling anything.
McDonalds is the "No. 1 best selling" fastfood chain, and they serve absolute crap too.
The trick is to appeal to lowest common denominator. The poor, the drunk, the stoned, those who don't know what the fuck "gourmet" or even "good" is.
Cheap, shitty, not immediately indigestible... BAM! No.1 food product.

>>3483159
I have eaten shittier pizzas that cost more.

>>3483159

Don't you mean the greatest common divisor? Why do plebeians not know how to form cogent analogies from elementary school mathematics?

>>3483159

So ALL CORN?

The most interesting pizza in the world.

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>>3481917
The adventures of Totino the deep water sea fishin gold minin shit takin number 1 pizza in america

You son of a bitch

Wait a fucking second

Why are you eating pizza with a spoon?

This is the best fucking thread I've ever seen.

best pizza is clearly BEST PIZZA.
and OP is clearly the fucking best anon on /ck/ today.

what are you doing on page15, ya thilly goose!

I'm so glad this thread lasted long enough for me to see it.

He was truly the best-selling of pizzas.

>this thread

Someone archive this!!

I hope every co/ck/ out there takes at least 1 picture of an adventure they had with The Best Pizza Ever.

#politesage

Yeah motherfuckers, I hashtagged. Whacha gon' do 'bout it!?

when best pizza was born this became his first home, his second home was the oven behind it.

best pizza box and his new friends the jalapeno seedlings

>>3481821
>Presto Pizzaz
MAH NIGGA

best pizza went to alaska, best pizza box decided to go to Antarctica

best box thinks its nice to keep your friends feet warm, but something isnt right, and he feels depressed

let us go now unto page 16 and be free


/thread

I cried on the inside