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Name 3 things you can buy at walmart that will make the cashed say "what the fuck"

1.bread
2.penut butter
3.ky jelly
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:50:0 No.294551208
1. Baby magazine
2. Lotion
3. Rags
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:51:1 No.294551462
prickle
condoms
some oil
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:51:2 No.294551487
1- Funnel
2- Yogurt
2- Justin Bieber CD
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:51:5 No.294551600
>>294551208
Garbage bags
Chainsaw
Tampons
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:52:0 No.294551623
an elephant
spaghetti
t-shirt
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:52:5 No.294551840
a young girls underwear
fluffy handcuffs
lube
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:53:0 No.294551847
1) dog food
2) dog leash
3) condoms
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:53:0 No.294551870
1.Shot Glasses
2.Tequila
3.Mustard
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:53:0 No.294551871
dog collar
dog bowl
condoms
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:53:0 No.294551872
bleach
ammonia
gasmask
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:53:1 No.294551897
1. butter
2. moar butter
3. i cant believe its not butter
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:53:2 No.294551920
1.crayons
2.markers
3.ski mask
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:53:2 No.294551939
Bible
Vaseline
Rope
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:53:5 No.294552049
Mayonnaise
Lighter fluid
Condoms
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:53:5 No.294552050
pre-written suicide note
shotgun
tampons
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:54:0 No.294552068
Candy
A net
A sauce pan
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:54:1 No.294552093
Gerbil
ice pack
Monster energy drink
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:54:1 No.294552106
>>294551847
>>294551871
Hive etc.
>> SAGE IN EVER FIELD 12/13/10(Mon)17:54:2 No.294552147
Clothes Pins
Condensed Grapefruit Juice
Cattle prod
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:54:2 No.294552158
A coat hanger
some morning after pills
some dettol
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:54:2 No.294552162
nigger
nigger
nigger
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:54:4 No.294552228
headphones
a toaster
strike anywhere matches
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:54:5 No.294552255
black powder, pipe, condoms
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:55:0 No.294552289
childs dummy
lube
rope
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:55:0 No.294552317
1.bologna
2.mayonnaise
3.golden AK-47
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:55:1 No.294552325
Pregranancy test, Whiskey, Coat Hanger
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:55:1 No.294552345
in all honesty I went there last week and purchased just 3 times:

pregnancy test
duck tape
elmers glue

I had fiber glass splinter in my finger and I read the best possible way to get it out was to use duck tape first then let the glue dry over it and peel it off. just so happens that we needed a test at the time too so oh well
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:55:2 No.294552379
just ask for a book called "how to deal with rejection without killing" and smile awquardly
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:55:2 No.294552380
>>294551871

bleach
ammonia
childs sippy cup
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:55:3 No.294552389
Pregnancy test, coat hanger, trash bags
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:55:3 No.294552405
Pregnancy test
machette
bleach.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:55:5 No.294552471
>>294552325

loled
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:56:0 No.294552497
easy:

1.ky jelly
2.fischer price toy (or some other little boy's toy)
3.ski mask
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:56:1 No.294552541
Condoms
Tissues, for when the condoms run out
Justin Bieber CD.

While purchasing these, ensure nipples are showing through shirt, belt is unbuckled, and at lease one item of clothing is visibly cum-stained. To add to this, sing repeatedly, "BABY BABY BABY OOOH."
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:56:1 No.294552554
vodka
wire coathangers
trashbags
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:56:2 No.294552593
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Condoms
Lubricant
Gold Fish from pet dept.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:56:2 No.294552594
1. bleach
2. acetone

... I did this once, no one questioned it. O.o
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:56:2 No.294552597
cucumber
KY Jelly
Little girls two piece bathing suit
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:56:4 No.294552666
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toy lightsaber
icy hot
instant ice packs
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:56:4 No.294552674
1) a box of shotgun bullets
2) bullet proof vest
3) lube
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:56:5 No.294552713
>bleach
>ammonia
>childs sippy cup

Laxative
Orange Juice
Child's sippy cup
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:57:0 No.294552764
1. condoms
2. condoms
3. condoms
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:57:0 No.294552766
meat cleaver
bin bags
bleach
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:57:0 No.294552770
Box of Condoms, Shovel, crab treatment
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:57:2 No.294552809
>>294552317
Sorry sir: You need 250 headshots for this item.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:57:2 No.294552861
4chan for dummies
How to triforce: 101
anonymous mask
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:57:3 No.294552871
1-Nails
2-Lube
3-Plunger
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:57:3 No.294552875
>>294552405
>>294552389
Hivemind or somesuch.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:58:0 No.294552985
chloroform
home pregnancy test
wire hanger
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:58:1 No.294553004
>>294552162
what section are these in? pets?

and
meat or childrens toy
racoon trap (the biggest one)
condoms
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:58:1 No.294553035
bottle of whiskey
bottle of whiskey
bottle of whiskey
baby food - pretend you don't have enough money, put the baby food back
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:58:4 No.294553131
bible
gay porn
another bible
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:58:4 No.294553139
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What think /b/?
My friend sent these to me and told me not to show anyone. Just doing you guys a favor.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:58:5 No.294553173
microwave
kittens
camera
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:59:0 No.294553222
>>294553035


very clever
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:59:0 No.294553225
richard simmons workout tape
rope
peanut butter
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:59:1 No.294553259
rope
duct tape
kitty litter
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:59:1 No.294553266
go to the cashier and ask for every pack of condoms they have, then just pay and load em all into your truck
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:59:2 No.294553306
Hot dogs, lube, body builder magazine.
>> Ad 08/05/11(Fri)03:00 No.19151774
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>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:59:3 No.294553352
darwin awards books
lots of alcohol
camera
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:59:5 No.294553420
1. tons of plastic wrappers
2. kitchen knives
3. diet coke
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:59:5 No.294553431
1. bible

2. condoms

3. baby oil
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:00:2 No.294553563
1.american cheese
2.cheddar cheese
3.cheez whiz
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:00:3 No.294553614
trench coat
candy
lube
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:00:4 No.294553626
a jar of mayonnaise, a stopwatch, and a bible.
Im stealing from louis ck, as is op
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:00:4 No.294553633
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>>294551623
>an elephant
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:00:5 No.294553698
a manequin
a drill with penis sized bit
a hermione mask
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:01:0 No.294553734
Binoculars

Lube

Deer rifle ammunition
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:01:0 No.294553740
Crayons
Dora coloring book
lube
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:01:0 No.294553747
Portal
A plastic sword
A flashlight
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:01:2 No.294553802
1.Trash bags
2.Meat cleaver (or similar large knife)
3.Bleach
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:01:2 No.294553807
Baby tissue.
An adult magazine.
A child.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:01:3 No.294553842
>>294552162
never fails to show up in any thread
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:01:4 No.294553906
Chatty doll
Vaseline
drill
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:01:5 No.294553925
1) lube
2) handcuffs
3) bag clips
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:01:5 No.294553935
Miley Cyrus DVD
big tub of Vaseline
box of tissues
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:01:5 No.294553947
>>294553807
>a child
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:02:1 No.294554053
1. Reader's digest magazine

2. Sandpaper

3. Squash
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:02:3 No.294554130
a full raw chicken
lube
beer
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:02:3 No.294554134
>>294553807
i loled
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:02:5 No.294554224
>>294553139
Exif:
6 hours, 2 minutes, 32 seconds ago

GUYS THIS IS LEGIT CMON GO SHITSTORM ALREADY!!
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:03:1 No.294554306
1. flour
2. eggs
3. milk
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:03:3 No.294554390
childrens' dolls
lighter fluid
anal lube
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:03:3 No.294554393
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>>294552674
>shotgun
>bullets
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:03:3 No.294554403
lingerie
dress
long wig
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:03:5 No.294554466
40 watt lightbulbs
oscar myer wieners
silly putty
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:03:5 No.294554486
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>>294553139
>>294553139
>>294553139
did she send you more?
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:04:1 No.294554553
ball gag
adult diapers
power drill

posting in epic thread
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:04:2 No.294554591
Carrot
Vaseline
Female clothes
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:04:4 No.294554677
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>>294554390
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:05:0 No.294554766
harry potter box set (books or dvds)
toy wand
lube
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:05:2 No.294554871
Anal lubrication
Rubber gloves
Golf balls
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:05:4 No.294554926
baseball bat
ky
duct tape
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:05:5 No.294554991
condom
home pregnancy test
11 year olds underwear
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:06:0 No.294555024
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>>294553139
Just? More like 6 hours ago.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:06:2 No.294555142
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condoms tampons an elephant

/thread
>> @ !KvOCOKjkNc 2/13/10(Mon)18:06:29 No.294555164
1. 3 pigs
2. black sharpie
3. a crane
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:06:5 No.294555256
a shotgun
ammunition
a map for all the famous peoples homes
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:06:5 No.294555294
bubble bath
bath mat
toaster.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:07:0 No.294555300
I'll but just one.
a "game"
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:07:0 No.294555340
>>294554991
and during checkout say
"hindsight is ALWAYS 20/20, lol"
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:07:1 No.294555346
1) huge-ass turkey
2) huge-ass ham
3) tofu
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:07:1 No.294555356
>>294551897
>>294551897

my favorite
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:07:2 No.294555398
1.abortion
2.nigger Colered fleshlight
3.cheeze-its
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:08:0 No.294555576
pregnancy test
coathanger
vodka
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:08:2 No.294555692
1. home pregnancy test
2. gallon of water.
3. clothes hanger
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:08:2 No.294555694
twilight series
lube
coathanger
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:08:3 No.294555749
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a boat
2 sheep
2 cows
....
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:08:4 No.294555772
sandpaper
ultra thin condoms
box of capn crunch
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:08:4 No.294555801
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1) bread
2) ham
3) cheese
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:08:5 No.294555842
condoms and lube are copyfag choices. oh dude, item item and lube. ha ha. I'm sure nobody's ever done that before.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:09:1 No.294555916
epic thread!
requested it to be archived. plz do the same!
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:09:4 No.294556008
>>294553139
tell megan to spread her vagoo for you
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:10:0 No.294556099
>>294555842

>item item and lube

Dunno why but I lol'd at this.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:10:0 No.294556107
nappies (diapers)
sweets
condoms
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:10:3 No.294556229
krav maga instructional video
tazer
ducttape
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:10:3 No.294556233
childrens magazine "highlights"
a DVD of "the wiggles"
lube
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:10:4 No.294556270
lingerie
fluffy handcuffs
coathanger
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:10:4 No.294556285
cactus
lube
windows 95 for dummies.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:11:0 No.294556331
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>>294555916
>> @ !KvOCOKjkNc 2/13/10(Mon)18:11:05 No.294556345
1. Universal remote
2. "click" Starring Adam Sandler
3. A tazer
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:11:1 No.294556377
turkey baster, ky jelly, beach towel
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:11:1 No.294556396
Ammonia
Condoms
A tarp
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:11:2 No.294556443
Dogleash
Oversized tire
Spermicidal foam
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:11:5 No.294556531
>>294555801
WHAT THE FUCK YOU SICK PERV
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:11:5 No.294556536
Family pack of toilet roll
Strong laxatives
A single carrot
>> NigNog 12/13/10(Mon)18:11:5 No.294556545
>>294555916
I'm a newfag (also the OP) and dont know how to archive but this has been awesome. How do?
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:12:2 No.294556656
"You seem to be all out of hookers in aisle 9."

rope
stool
videocamera
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:12:2 No.294556660
1. Butter
2. Butter
3. I can't believe it's not butter
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:12:3 No.294556715
babies first shoes
handcuffs
bleach
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:12:3 No.294556724
a coathanger
a coathanger
a coat
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:12:5 No.294556784
>>294555801
>>294555801
>>294555801

sweet jesus you sicko
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:13:0 No.294556793
electric scales
small hermetically seal bags
febreeze(or similar air freshener)
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:13:1 No.294556834
>>294556545

4chanarchive dot org
request interface
enter thread id: 294550765
request
>> @ !KvOCOKjkNc 2/13/10(Mon)18:13:38 No.294556944
1. A rug
2. bag of lyme
3. iTunes voucher
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:13:5 No.294556994
>>294555801
reported
i hope you get locked up with a huge nigger and he makes you his bi-otch
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:14:1 No.294557084
>>294555801
reported
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:14:1 No.294557093
>>294556545
And a namefag, apparently.
condom
lube
children's toys
tampon
home pregnancy test
shotgun
an elephant
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:14:2 No.294557130
Organic tofu
A book about veganism
12 pounds of veal
>> Anonymous !kbvH.Opfag 2/13/10(Mon)18:14:46 No.294557188
lube
cucumber
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:14:5 No.294557226
book to solve depression
twinkies
shotgun
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:15:2 No.294557355
blonde hair dye
roast lamb
pocket pussy
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:15:2 No.294557367
Pregnancy Test
Wire Coat Hanger
Duck Tape
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:15:3 No.294557374
Microfiber towels
condoms
and a hunting knife
>> @ !KvOCOKjkNc 2/13/10(Mon)18:15:51 No.294557454
1.Toy story 2
2. Jesse doll
3. lube
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:16:0 No.294557494
>>294552345
Pos or neg bro?
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:16:0 No.294557510
>>294557130

>> implying a walmart cashier is able to see the irony
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:16:1 No.294557538
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My god, no more lube, children's toys, bleach, trash bags, coat hangers, etc.

BE CREATIVE, PEOPAL.

Watermelon
A net
A saddle
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:17:0 No.294557726
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>>294555801
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:17:1 No.294557793
chrlorine pellets
ammonia (50 gallons)
condoms
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:17:2 No.294557836
nerf gun
childs bear costume
live ammunition
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:17:3 No.294557858
1. Lingerie
2. A bicycle chain
3. Dance Dance Revolution
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:17:5 No.294557930
>>294550765
Antidepressants
duct tape
Hunting rifle.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:17:5 No.294557932
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As a Walmart Cashier Fag none of these would make me say WTF.
>>>> U mad?
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:18:0 No.294557986
>>294557538
I said garbage bags first so fuck you.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:18:1 No.294558016
lots of custard
brown food dye
crossbow
>> Anonymous !YqvwTROLLw 2/13/10(Mon)18:18:21 No.294558050
1. butter
2. butter.
3. I can't believe it's not butter
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:18:3 No.294558114
Hey wat is all this talk of some walmart/ homeland security program?
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:18:4 No.294558146
1. Chinese fingertrap
2.TAB soft drink
3. razor blades
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:18:4 No.294558171
>>294557932
no.
>> Sir Not Appearing in this Thread 12/13/10(Mon)18:18:5 No.294558196
Nintendo Wii Remote
Vegetable oil
Tampons
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:19:2 No.294558303
try to buy condoms with not enough money
Return to same cashier with plastic wrap and elastic bands
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:19:3 No.294558335
4 tubs of butter.
one tub of "I can't believe it's not butter"

wat
>> @ !KvOCOKjkNc 2/13/10(Mon)18:19:39 No.294558365
1. Stanley Knife
2. Oregano
3. a single leather glove
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:19:4 No.294558398
Boca Burgers
Bacon
Hamburger Buns
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:19:5 No.294558428
>>294557932
How bout if I were to pull out a gun and shoot your dick off?
What say you faggot?
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:20:0 No.294558474
>>294558114
http://www.gmpromagazine.com/walmart-stores-launch-if-you-see-something-say-something-campaign.aspx
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:20:2 No.294558550
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>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:20:5 No.294558631
1. Funnel
2. Matches
3. Rubbing Alcohol
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:20:5 No.294558633
sharp knife
cut my hand off
eat my hand bi mistake : (
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:20:5 No.294558659
Gold Fish
Frying Pan
Cooking Oil

Bottle of Whiskey
Saw
towel
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:21:1 No.294558710
A melon,a microwave,and a wig.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:21:1 No.294558724
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>>294558428
BBuuuruuruuruuuurrrrrrrrbbbrbrbruruurururuur
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:21:2 No.294558756
Ground Beef
Buns
Ketchup
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:21:2 No.294558760
>>294558303

i lol'd
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:21:2 No.294558768
Pregnancy test
Clothes hanger
Rubber tube
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:21:3 No.294558786
1. Lube
2. Coat hanger
3. Bucket
4.??????????
5. Profit.

I did this with my ex, the cashier looked disgusted.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:21:4 No.294558844
>>294558303
i lold
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:21:4 No.294558855
Ski mask
Duct tape
Knife
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:21:5 No.294558895
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goldfish
filet knife
mrs. dash!
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:21:5 No.294558905
rope
shovel
lime

captcha: stalkn own
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:22:0 No.294558948
1. shonen jump magazine
2. wow time care
3. condoms

lol at wow'ers
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:22:0 No.294558952
condoms
home pregnancy kit
drawing pins
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:22:0 No.294558953
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toothbrush
toothpaste
the big book of British smiles
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:22:1 No.294558971
balaclava
airsoft pistol
garbage bags
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:22:3 No.294559054
>>294558474

>A short video will play

lol just asking to have that vid message changed to something else.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:22:4 No.294559093
condoms diapers and snickers. i mean a lot of snickers
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:22:4 No.294559101
condoms
latex gloves
vomit bag
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:24:0 No.294559442
vasaline
large cucumber
condoms
>> @ !KvOCOKjkNc 2/13/10(Mon)18:24:20 No.294559492
1. Book on parenting
2. Test tubes
3. Hustler magazine
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:24:2 No.294559529
a russian/english dictionary
hockey mask
rope
>> noko Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:24:3 No.294559556
Condoms
Nyquil
Dora the Explorer DVD
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:24:3 No.294559567
ARCHIVE THIS SHIT MOTHER FUCKERS
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:25:1 No.294559726
all the zero bars in the store
a couple gallons of milk
jugs full of water
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:25:4 No.294559819
COPYFAGS. COPYFAGS EVERYWHERE!

NO MORE CONDOMS
NO MORE LUBE
NO MORE HPT

inb4; he mad etc etc.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:25:5 No.294559850
1. Neutral Milk Hotel - In The Aeroplane Over The Sea
2. Sweatpants
3. Chocolate Milk
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:25:5 No.294559859
Pregnancy test
Hammer
Tarp
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:26:1 No.294559920
Tickle-Me Elmo
Cheerios
Lube
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:26:2 No.294559973
1.Get lube,
2. grab a banana and ask someone if this is the biggest one they have in stock.
3. Insist that they go check the back room and check if they have anything bigger.
4. Be persistent. Demand larger.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:26:3 No.294560001
Sardines
Diapers
Fake Deer Piss
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:26:4 No.294560020
1. milk
2. eggs
3. dinning room set
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:26:4 No.294560043
1. Medium length rope

2. Duck Tape

3. Stepping ladder
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:26:5 No.294560080
Van Curtains
Candy
Ducktape
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:26:5 No.294560089
Bandages
Miley Cyrus DVD
and a pair of rubber gloves
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:27:0 No.294560111
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>>294559819
....................................................................................................
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...............
............................
.
.
.
.....................................................
you mad?
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:27:2 No.294560181
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1. Spaghetti
2. Spaghetti
3. Spaghetti
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:27:2 No.294560184
sewing kit
alchohol (alot of alchohol)
a DVD copy of "The Human Centipede"

insist its an instructional DIY Movie
>> Akira Fudo 12/13/10(Mon)18:27:3 No.294560209
>>294552162
Sorry fresh out
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:27:3 No.294560229
1 condoms
2 KY lube
3 Dog treats
>> @ !KvOCOKjkNc 2/13/10(Mon)18:27:53 No.294560288
1. world records 2011
2. Dinner sets, remove everything but the spoons
3. Super glue
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:28:1 No.294560363
>>294559819
>>294559819

diaphragm
baby oil
pregnancy calculator
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:28:2 No.294560404
Sponge
My world 2.0
Mein Kampf
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:28:2 No.294560426
1)pregnancy test
2)pregnancy test of different brand than first
3)coat hanger
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:28:4 No.294560508
1 duck tape
2 condoms
3 shovel
In that order
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:28:4 No.294560511
Fake beard
Camera
Guide to local schools
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:28:5 No.294560531
Condoms
lube
and the biggest fish they sell
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:29:2 No.294560630
chloroform
rags
lighter fluid
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:29:4 No.294560718
1) dozen kiwi
2) vaseline
3) funnel
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:29:5 No.294560732
Lotion
Kleenex
Shape magazine
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:30:3 No.294560888
can of coke
celery
a boat
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:30:4 No.294560928
Lye
Lithium Batteries
Sudafed (the good kind)
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:30:4 No.294560946
rapist glasses
fake pedophile beard
a van
>> @ !KvOCOKjkNc 2/13/10(Mon)18:30:52 No.294560960
1. 101 reasons not to do your homework
2. a pamphlet on car rental, specifically mini vans
3. a baseball bat
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:30:5 No.294560977
The Human Centipede, a bottle of lotion and a box of klenex
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:31:1 No.294561019
>toilet plunger
>drain-o
>shovel
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:32:1 No.294561281
A stool
Rope
Paper
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:32:2 No.294561306
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nuclear deterrent

press

hookers
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:32:3 No.294561367
>>294560946
You sir, are motherfucking cancer, gtfo and kill yourself.
>> @ !KvOCOKjkNc 2/13/10(Mon)18:33:14 No.294561512
1. a mirror
2. a gun
3. a book on urban legands
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:33:4 No.294561614
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>>294553734

Necrophiliac fun!
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:33:4 No.294561622
gun
tarp
shovel
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:33:4 No.294561643
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this thread gave me cancer
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:34:0 No.294561681
1. PUDDI
2. PUDDI
3. PUDDI
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:34:3 No.294561799
rope
duct tape
ky jelly
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:34:3 No.294561819
people magazine's top 50 sexiest men of the year issue

Note pad

Rifle
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:35:1 No.294561952
>>294561819
WINRAR
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:35:4 No.294562074
1. giant analog clock
2. syringe needles
3. 12 lb turkey
>> Diogenes !!/dHtp34CZ 12/13/10(Mon)18:35:4 No.294562076
1. Small condoms
2. Medium condoms
3. Large condoms
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:35:4 No.294562081
razor blades
antifreeze
my chemical romance cd
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:35:5 No.294562118
Britfags- go to wilkinsons and buy

1.fertiliser
2. fuel additive
3. koran
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:36:0 No.294562136
>>294560977
FTW! Obsessed with that movie, can't wait for the sequel!
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:36:1 No.294562160
1. A foldable christmas tree
2. Extra-large size lube
3. Large box of extra large trash bags
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:36:1 No.294562165
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:36:5 No.294562317
condoms
Cucumbers
K-Y

People always buy random things. 3 wildly different items doesnt say much. 3 things that all look very directly involved will get them thinking more.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:36:5 No.294562320
500 ball bearings
A funnel
A pair of assless chaps
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:36:5 No.294562345
Plunger
Sandpaper
Enzyte
>> ニコン !I/5NikON9. 2/13/10(Mon)18:37:50 No.294562530
back massager wand
rope
skimask
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:38:1 No.294562614
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Toaster
Helium
Electric toothbrush


Garbage bags
Army knife
Map
E
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:38:1 No.294562618
the grifter
fish food
shower cap
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:38:2 No.294562664
football
lube
hand held compressor with ball needle.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:38:4 No.294562732
1. sanitary towels
2. ketchup

I work in a supermarket and no lie, a man actually came in and bought the above two items, and nothing else.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:38:4 No.294562737
adult batman costume
childs robin costume
lubed condoms
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:39:0 No.294562802
>>294554224
and what about the exif on this one?
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:39:4 No.294562941
>>294552674

>Shotgun bullets
>bullets

Shotguns shoot 2 things. Slugs and Shots.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:40:0 No.294563014
1. 50 small jar bundle
2. toe nail clippers
3. Que-tips
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:40:2 No.294563074
Pregnancy test
Coat hanger
Vodka
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:40:5 No.294563190
clown costume
candy
chloroform
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:41:0 No.294563212
Cage
Banana
Two Cymbals
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:41:2 No.294563310
lube
jonas brothers movie
giant dildo
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:41:4 No.294563365
1. A wiimote
2. Fake dog shit
3. A toy with a really shitty name.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:42:1 No.294563494
Rifle
binoculars
cashier's address
>> @ !KvOCOKjkNc 2/13/10(Mon)18:42:18 No.294563495
1. Ice cream sticks
2. iodine
3. A book on circumcision
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:42:2 No.294563523
Baseball bat
Condoms
Ky jelly
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:42:3 No.294563575
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diapers
baby food
condoms
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:42:5 No.294563642
A hammer
Nails
Framed picture of Jesus on Cross
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:43:2 No.294563741
Playboy
Playgirl
Twinkies
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:44:0 No.294563888
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>>294553035
>>294553035
>>294553035
i lol'ed
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:44:5 No.294564077
1. candy
2. little kids bike
3. shotgun
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:45:0 No.294564125
Mattress
School
Crane
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:45:0 No.294564133
>>294562941
how do i shot shots?
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:45:1 No.294564151
teething ring
tooth brush
paint thinner
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:45:2 No.294564180
How many times have you all UP THERE chosen coat hanger?
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:45:3 No.294564239
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>>294562614
>>294562614
>>294562614
>>294562614
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:45:4 No.294564253
dog cage
padlock
coloring book
>> sonne 12/13/10(Mon)18:46:2 No.294564389
Hannah Montana panties
oragel
twine
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:47:0 No.294564535
1) Condoms
2) Lip Balm
3) Breath Mints
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:47:0 No.294564547
>>294564180
a coat
a hat
condoms

feelsbadman.jpg theres not a hanger to be found for my new coat
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:47:1 No.294564577
1.Lube
2.Plunger
3.Heavy Duty Garbage Bags.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:47:4 No.294564706
Congrats, your request has just triggered the archival process for thread 294550765

woot
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:47:5 No.294564746
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>>294564125
>> ­ 12/13/10(Mon)18:47:5 No.294564755
1. little girls bra and panties
2. a jar of peanut butter
3 condom and lube
>> Mohammed Atta 12/13/10(Mon)18:47:5 No.294564757
Aviation for Dummies
Guide to Flight Schools in Florida
Box Cutters
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:48:0 No.294564781
Ski mask
Kitchen Knife
Porn mag
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:48:3 No.294564910
Tampons
Flavored Dental Dams

Think about that one.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:48:4 No.294564943
hannah montanna dvd
lotion
tissues
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:48:5 No.294564949
1 banana
1 condom
1 tube of astro glide
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:48:5 No.294564977
1. pet rat/cat/hamster
2. BBQ sticks
3. toothpicks
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:49:0 No.294564996
Candle stick
rope
lead pipe
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:49:1 No.294565033
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Milk
Eggs
itunes card
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:49:3 No.294565117
>>294564755
thats like 6 things
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:50:1 No.294565281
You only need two...

A bra and a pack of oranges.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:50:2 No.294565298
book on teenage pregnancy
one pregnancy test
one wire coat hanger
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:50:3 No.294565363
this thread is becoming dildos

no new ideas for the last 40 posts...all reposts
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:50:5 No.294565422
1.Pregnancy test
2.Axe.
3.Fry pan.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:51:0 No.294565455
Hamster
Cardboard tube
Speculum
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:51:0 No.294565471
>>294565363
this thread is becoming dildos

no new ideas for the last 40 posts...all reposts
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:51:4 No.294565639
>>294565471
>294565363
>this thread is becoming dildos

>no new ideas for the last 40 posts...all reposts
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:52:0 No.294565729
Lighter
Ski Mask
Can of Axe
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:52:3 No.294565820
Cactus
Astroglide
Cap'n Crunch Cereal
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:52:3 No.294565821
Watermelon
Paring knife
Tissues
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:52:4 No.294565854
Dog Food
Rat Poison
Barbecue Sauce
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:53:2 No.294565975
>>294565298
>>294565422
>>294565455
>>294565729
this thread is becoming dildos

no new ideas for the last 40 posts...all reposts


thats means lunk moar, dont post newfags
unless its OCfor the thread
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:53:3 No.294566015
Goldfish
Frying pan
Blender
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:53:4 No.294566045
laptop
copy of v for vendetta dvd
v for vendetta mask
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:53:5 No.294566082
Laxatives and two packs of toilet paper.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:53:5 No.294566083
1. A whip
2. A nigger
3. Gameboy
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:54:0 No.294566112
fiber one
toilet paper
preparation H
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:54:1 No.294566175
>>294565639
1.Dildo.
2.Thread.
3.Metal post.
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:54:1 No.294566184
pregnancy test
lube
a single wire coat hanger
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:54:2 No.294566200
1. Can of Spaghetti-O's
2. Video camera
3. Whatever the fuck you actually need
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:55:0 No.294566351
Flowers
Lube
Shovel
>> ­ 12/13/10(Mon)18:55:0 No.294566360
duct tape
little girls underwear
and a blender
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:55:0 No.294566371
Ex-Lax
Superglue
Video camera
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:55:1 No.294566397
baby formula
wrapping paper
bullets
>> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:55:3 No.294566471
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PS3 Controller
PS3 Game System
PS3 Has no games!!!

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