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Hey guys, my name's Bill and I'm 62 years old.

I heard about this site after watching Christopher Poole giving a speech about it, I was instantly inspired.

So I'm hoping I won't goof it up and get stuck in to the good parts of 4chan!

¬Bill


P.S here's a picture of some pencils because the board's name is random, haha!
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>>454764443
You know what bill, you're alright.
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slowclap.jpg solely for the p.s.
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Hi, Bill.
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>>454764443
Welcome, Bill.
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Glad to have ya, bill
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Fuck you Bill you nigger fag suck a fat dick you pleb
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8/10
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>>454765434
Please do not talk to Bill in this manner.
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This sounds like copypasta but I am too newfag to tell.
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>>454765434
Haha, so these are the 12 year olds I've been hearing about. Cheers for the welcome mate.
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Bill is ok in my book.
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Good Luck. You'll need it.
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>>454765434
Sorry about that goofball bill
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>>454764443
Nice to meet you!!!! XDDD HUGZZZZ
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We love you, Bill! Glad to have you here with us!
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Anyone named Bill who brings us pencils is ok to me.

Welcome /b/ill.
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>>454764443
Bill, you are a nice man.
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awesome
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All hail Bill, the new king of /b/!
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hey Bill lets be friends
310/882/0891
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Welcome, Bill. Here's some of the rules of the internet. Expect people to be rude and obscene, but that's due to the combination of anonymity and an audience. Pay them no mind.
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>>454765434
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>>454764443
I freaking love pencils.
Thanks, OP!
(OP means Original Poster by the way.)
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welcome Bill :)
we love newcomers!
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hi i'm dan
do you dan bill?
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Welcome, Bill. Glad to have you and I hope you enjoy this wonderful community.

>>454765434

Yes, we have the occasional 12 year old, but they aren't very common. Enjoy your stay.
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>>454765434
Ah, here is a 13 year old who is bullied at school. they make up 60% of 4chan
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BILL MURRAY IS 62. OP IS BILL FUCKING MURRAY
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Good luck, /b/ill.
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>>454765434
Ya dun goofed
>prepare to be backtraced
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Great set of pencils, bill.

I am happy to have you here.
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Billyyyyyyy, Billy boy...
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Hi Bill, welcome aboard mate.

Nice picture, you'll fit in here with such randmoness.

Cheers,
Jason
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Bill.....He's a hell of a guy! Good to have you, wont you stay a while?
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>>454765434
What the fu­ck d­id you just fu­cking say about Bill, you little bit­ch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fu­ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fu­cking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh­it to me over the Internet? Think again, fu­cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fu­cking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little sh­it. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fu­cking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godd­amn idiot. I will s­hit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fu­cking dead, kiddo.
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>>454766001
how gay is that pic
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Welcome Bill, here is a random GIF File!
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alright Bills here!
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>>454764443
Welcome, Bill. Enjoy your stay.
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Here's some more info...
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Hey Bill, welcome! I hope you enjoy your time here, buddy.
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You are a welcome addition, Bill!

Nice to have you
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>>454766159
If this is true, brix will be shat.
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>>454766159
at this point i wouldnt even be surprised.
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>>454766159
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck, you're right.

Hey Bill, welcome to the community! How are you?
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>>454764443
>Christopher Poole

You mean moot?
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Bill, you sound like a great guy.

I hope to become good friends with you!
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welcome bill welcome
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>>454765434
Sorry about that kid Bill.
Hey man you need to calm down, totally uncalled for. What did he do to you?
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Sure buds, just got some Monte Cristos and a gurgle of Evan Williams whiskey to keep me company tonight. My wife's asleep and I'm looking forward to having a great time.
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Hey! So I just had the weirdest dream. You, me Mitt and Sarah were all having an orgy. Mitt was taking you hard, while I was getting Sarah’s tight pussy and you were fondling my balls ever so softly. I called up Mitt and he said that he’s down. He’s going to bring Sarah and we’re all going to meet up at the waffle house later. You down?
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>>454764443
Bill's a cool guy.
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Hey Bill. You are a older gentleman, can you share some wisdom?

Thank you, and I hope you enjoy your stay here on /B/.
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bill please
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>>454764443
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Bill. Fucking. Murray.
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>>454766462
>about Bill

Anyway, welcome Bill, enjoy your stay.
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>>454764443
Welcome Bill! I'm sure you'll find our community welcoming and if you stick around we have a very interesting subculture filled with exclusive vernacular and colloquialisms!

Please enjoy your stay!
-Anon
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OP
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I think Bill is a pretty cool guy. eh brings pencils to /b/ and doesn't afraid of anything.
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>>454764443
Welcome Newfriend
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>>454767341
>/B/.
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>>454767118
I like the way you think Bill! What's your profession? Do you have any hobbies?
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>>454766531
More?

Also Bill, you seem pretty cool.
Feel like sharing a little about yourself with the rest of the class?
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meetrandom ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
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Bill=newfag - fag
there for bill is new
hi bill :D
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>>454766462
I love some nice Italian cuisine
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>>454766462

armyfag.

welcome bill!
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new copypasta! thank you bill!
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>>454766159
How very forward of Bill Murray. What do you think first attracted Bill Murray to OP? Was it that they are both the same age, or was it their shared first name? Fucking at such an age, it really is amazing what modern medicine can do.

OP, does Bill Murray prefer to give or receive when you are wrapped in his tender embrace?
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op is not homosexual
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>>454767475
zland nice
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Welcome to 4chan Bill! A welcome present from me.
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>>454767856
>there for
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some of this may no longer be relevant. Always remember, however, that personal security is always paramount. If you wouldn't say it in front of a tv camera, you should probably be cautious on the internet about it.
also, don't trust anything posted here, always google something before trying it or the like.
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Dad?
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Welcome to /b/ Bill!

Glad to have ya
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hey bill! Do you like cats? Every saturday is officially "Caturday". We all post cats! Its wild.
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>>454767959
actually lol'd.
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>>454767856
>:D
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Hai, Bill.

> ALL HAIL THE QUEEN
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bill hello
i bring tits to your pencils
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I vote Bill as new king of /b/
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Hi Bill. We all are glad you have joined us in this wonderful place!
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>>454767601
Well, I do enjoy watching birds, the actual beauty of them is quite a settling hobby in my older years.

If you asked me that in my 30's it probably would've been doing crack and fucking hookers while my wife was away visiting her family, hah!
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>>454766159
if op is Bill Murray the only thing that would ever get him to leave this thread is the mention of the rumored Ghostbusters 3
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>>454767820
Seen this before how dare you try and fool bill i must kindly ask you to kill yourself thank you
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>>454768442
This man is the original /b/tard.
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i liek pencils
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>>454768442
dude, bill is fucking cool. I hope I'm as cool as you when I'm 62 bill. Drinking some evan williams as well. Cheers!
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ITT;
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Welcome, bill! Hope you have a good time here! :)

- Mike
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I already like ya Bill
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>>454768442
Ha Bill, I like you! and NEVER delete system32
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>>454768303
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Welcome to /B/ peanut butter
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>>454766881
You have said the sacred name of our lord and savior! Let us summon him!
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fuck off and rape your children you fat cunt
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Any books you like Bill?
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Welcome Bill!

Feel free to wander around.
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>>454768442
Haha, you're a cool dude Bill. You're gonna enjoy the random board.
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Hi Bill! Welcome to the random board.
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>>454769105

I won't have to worry about that, I knew about that before you were even the thought in your father's mind and the bloodstain on your mother's thighs.

Haha! no offense intended bud.
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>>454764443

Welcome Bill.

I hope you enjoy the beauty of women.

But, what am I saying, you could probably tell us stories for days about your conquests.
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>>454764443
Hey Bill
Welcome to /b/, take my advice and browse the other boards, except /d/, never EVER go to /d/.
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Newfaget fuc yu hore
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>>454769105
Also Bill, this. Some jerks on this site will tell you to delete your system 32 folder. Don't listen to them!
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>>454766159
Duuuude.
Bill Murray is 62? Jesus.
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>>454769529
Bill fucking Murray is the coolest guy in the world.
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>>454769205
>/B/

Please kill yourself. Do not tempt the Bill to backhand you out of existance.
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>>454769172
elephants one hundred each field a red nose and since that only one only imperfection can goes
elephants one hundred each field a red nose and since that only one only imperfection can goes
elephants one hundred each field a red nose and since that only one only imperfection can goes
elephants one hundred each field a red nose and since that only one only imperfection can goes
elephants one hundred each field a red nose and since that only one only imperfection can goes
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/b/ what the fuck is wrong with you?

We're supposed to be the scum of the internet.

Get your shit together.
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>>454765224
hahahahahahahahahahaa
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>>454769354
I do love a good read, especially heavy fantasy. Tolkien's work in general is probably my favourite and really gets me away from the boring average life.
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Welcome to /b/, Bill. Normally I call newfags such as yourself a faggot, but I am feeling kind tonight.
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>>454769529
Good one Bill!
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>>454764443

Glad to meet you Bill, we're always happy to make new friends.
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>>454769336
I am sorry about this immature person. You get kids wanting to be cool but they just fail.
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>>454769529
Bill is a hardass. I like you, sir. Enjoy your stay
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>>454765434
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>>454768442
Check out the animals and nature board
>>>/an/

Lots of bird enthusiasts there!
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>>454764443
Hi there Bill!

I'm Heaven, you will be seing me around :)
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>>454769529
Op, are you or are you not Bill Murray
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>>454765434
is that how your mother brought you up?
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>>454769781
:/ come on /B/ro, don't be such a downer!
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January 29th 2013

The day Bill fucking Murray visited /b/.
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>>454769821
Great choice my man.
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>>454769821
hell yeah LOTR is the best trilogy ever.
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>>454769529
I gained more laughter than offence.
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>>454768442
Hi Bill I'm also Bill :) i'n currently at the crack and hookers stage of life. Have fun and if it looks too good to be true it's probably a trap.

CAPTCHA ghuedb homo (you'll find a lot of those around here too usually the ones calling others niggers)
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Bill, what kind of music are ya into?
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Bill! Buddy! Sup?
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>>454769809

I also found that shit hilarious and saved it.

>nodofapproval.gif
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Welcome newfriend! There's room for all on our board. We're more like a family than a collection of anonymous strangers! xD
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>>454769821
Nice!
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>>454769821
Have you read any of R. A. Salvatore's works, then?
Great man and writer
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>BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
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>>454769821
WHY YOU SO PERFECT BILL?
> this is how I imagine you.
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>>454770031
Oh, frickin right dude that's awesome!

Can't wait to hear from some bird enthusiasts such as myself.
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We are alot nicer than people claim we are!

Welcome to /b/, enjoy your stay and please excuse the angsty teens and trolls.
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>>454764443
>>454764443
DAT FILENAME
>>454764443
>>454764443
>>454764443
>>454764443
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>>454764443
Bill is the shit.
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>>454765661
Bill this one is for you to start the fap folder
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Can you post a picture of yourself Bill?
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hey guys whats a good way to trim your nosehairs
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>>454770649
damnit weve been had!
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Hey, Bill, how is it going, man? It's great to have you here at the site. Just remember, there's something for everyone here, so check out other borads when you get the time.
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Hey there bill. I'm glad to be part of this momentous occasion of welcoming the one and only bill!
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>>454770591
._. stay
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timestamp
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>>454769759
A hundredbuddhas crossed every conceivable cosmos an absolutely adorable girl with my love and cat ears
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>>454770279
In my young years some I enjoyed my mother playing some Sinatra on the radio. From then it's varied from some classic rock and perhaps some folk.
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>>454770279
megadeth is the shit
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Are you the real Bill Murray? Picture with timestamp please? I love you and bye bye
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>>454771106
nobody is going to believe you
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This is now a spiderman thread
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>>454770454

I have as a matter of fact, DemonWars is great and I still read it even after doing so multiple times.
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>>454770827
Dude just check his IMDb he's fucking Bill Murray.
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>>454765224
Mother fuckin Jeremiah Johnson.
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>>454770859
I'd recommend a specialised electric trimmer, because you don't want to do any harm with imprecise equipment!
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>>454769821
Bill, dear Bill, i like you, you are alright, all hail tolkien, hope you read silmarilion, which was a hard read at me at first but afterwards got alot better!
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>>454771057
>>454771057
Retract my statement of the previous matter.
I fucking love ol' blue eyes
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/b/
a hospital ran by the insane...the interesting,and the coolest.
i am a patient
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summun say sumfin bout cracked out nigga hoofers
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>>454770797

Haha, got a good laugh outta that.
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>>454764443
> tfw this is the best thread since 2009
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Hello Bill, I am one of Heaven's other personalities.
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>>454764443
Hi /b/ill ! i'm glad to see you here.
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>>454771436
no
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>>454771436
Hey, man show a little respect for Bill. We don't need that kind of negative nancying here.
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Hey billium. Do you still mess with crack and coke or do you mainly stick to weed.
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howdy BIll! Do you enjoy watching any sports? If so, which and what teams? (figured you wouldn't be playing at your ripe old age)
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>>454771968
Why is this thread so good?
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Yo, Bill.

>>454769564
He's right, you know.
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I would like to buy you a beer, Bill.
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>>454772049
Woops, didn't even mean to quote that, sorry mate
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>>454771436
not now /b/ro, not now.
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>>454771436
Oh Bill, we have this thing on 4chan where at any given point, someone could turn a thread into a "spiderman thread", at which point they will attempt to flood the thread with pictures of the masked hero. Just another exciting part of /b/ Bill! You never know what's going to happen!
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>>454771968

I'm off all that now son, no need for it in the most relaxed years of my life. It'd only mess it up again.
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>>454771436
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I think we should start calling him /b/ill.
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>>454771351
If you haven't read it, I would recommend the book Armor by John Stakely
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>>454772171

Haha, can't say no to a free drink. You're on!
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Hey there Bill! We're so glad to have you aboard! I even saved you a seat!
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>>454772379

What would /b/ill do?
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>>454772294
post a pic of your bill murray face holding a piece of paper with today's date
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>>454766159
>be me
>11 yrs
>walking around in Hollywood (im a tourist)
>decide to go to the movie theaters.
>watching ghost busters in 3D
>see bill Murray reaching out of the Screen.
>thats some good 3D I feel like I can reach out and touch him!
>reach out. Touch him
>holy fuck I it really is him
> he grabs my arms and pins me down.
>shits on my chest
>I cri evry tym
>Commence rape
>this cant be real
He finishes in belly button
>he gets up and says "who you gonna call"
>that feel when I cant call anyone because they dont believe me
>night terrors ever since
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>>454772294
You're alright, Bill. I hope to one day grow into someone who can meet your gentlemanly standards.
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Hi Bill, If you are Bill Murray, two of my favorite movies are Groundhog Day and The Man Who Knew Too Little.
If you're not Bill Murray, I highly recommend them.
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Mods can we get this archived?
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2006 oldfag here, this is the first and only newfag thread I've ever actually liked. Good on you, Bill.
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>>454764443
can we please get bill an id that is just ID: Bill
he can be the new heaven
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>>454772379
/b/ill
>perfect
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>>454773021
I second this beautiful proposal.
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>>454772957
I second the motion. Archive this shit.
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/b/ill for president. Of everything.
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>>454766159
I'm a guy just like bill
If it was bill murray
I'd fuck him. Hard.
Welcome to 4 chan bill
We get a little rough here
Like how I'd fuck bill Murray
Rough.
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Moot, where the fuck are you? Meet our new friend, /b/ill.
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>>454773021
yes.
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>>454773021
Not sure what an ID is but if it's possible to get a nick name of sorts I'm down for that.
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>>454773021
Great idea my good sir.
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>>454773021
I second this motion
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Good morning everyone from the east coast!
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>>454773021
I also second THIS motion.
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>>454773021
i totally agree to this !
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So /b/ is bill the new king of /b/? The moot is our God, Moxie is Jesus, and Bill is the Holy Spirt of 4chan, the one who binds us together for the greater good. Bill is more then a man, he is "bill". Let us follow bill to a glorious dawn were we can see a new chapter in the history of 4 chan unfold before our very eyes, Welcome Bill you have made history and united the very men who sought to destroy each other just days before! THREE CHEERS FOR BILL!!!!!
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>>454773779
HIP HIP HOORAY
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>>454772242

Heaven points out the best part
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Hey Bill.
Welcome to 4chan.
Also, complimentary loli gif.
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>>454773779
HAIL TO THE KING !
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>>454773021

I second all the seconds.
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Bill is a fuckin cool guy
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If bill was an amphibian his name would be gill
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>>454773594
Same to you my friend.
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Hi, Bill and welcome to this imageboard!
I have a question, what did you do for a living?
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>>454773779
HUZZAH!
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I made a right decision coming here, you guys really get up to some wild shenanigans around here and I can respect that, brings me back.

Thanks for the warm welcome all.
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>asdfadsf
>dfsdf
>dssdf
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>>454764443
>/b/ill's first post
>already saged
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>>454774085
If bill was a sound his name would be shrill
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>>454773779
agreed bill! bill! bill!
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>>454773941
where the fuck did you find that uncensored?

also, hi bill welcome to 4chan
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wow.
mfw
my name is william.
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>>454774259
if bill was a mound his name would be hill
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I would like to bow to Bill out of respect, and I'd like to keep the archive motion going. Bill deserves it. Aye?
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if bill was a god.
he'd be bill.
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>>454774410
if bill were a pickle his name would be dill
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I thought bill murray died in zombieland? oh shit so hes a zombie
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Well, Bill seems to be a good trend for /b/ and 4chan...
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if bill was a bill.
he'd be a thousand.
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>>454773021
DO IT.
SOMEONE DO IT.
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>>454774413
Aye
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>>454773021
YES
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>>454773021
thrided the thirds
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If bill was a verb his name would be kill
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>>454764443

Nice to have you, sir. Hopefully you will become accustomed to our unique tastes in humor. And pornography.
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/B/ill, take a picture of yourself with the date and time on a piece of paper.
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>>454774413
agreed.
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Welcome home, /b/ill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwG2newDukk
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I feel like Bill is the messiah brought to us to cure all the cancer and revive /b/
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This is the first time I've wanted to see a thread archived. Godspeed, Bill.
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Bill, I .....I want to marry you.
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>>454774739
>if bill was a bill.
>thousand
>2012+5-4
>Not a trillion

Do you even understand Bill?
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Yes! Archive this! All in favor need only to say "BILL!"
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>>454770345
Thats Bill the cat.
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>>454775151
BILL!
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BILL
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Well guys, I only stopped by for a quick meet and greet sort of thing but I had a good time and will try to come back as soon as possible for another great night.

As for now however I plan to turn the laptop off, climb into my warm bed and just enjoy life as it comes.

Thanks for the night once again all!
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>>454770649
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You forgot the ! Fuckass

BILL!
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>>454774627
if bill were a shrimp his name would be krill
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Hey Bill! You're alright in my book. Have fun!
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>>454775329
Don't leave bill
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>>454775151
BILL !
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>>454775329
NO! COME BACK BILL!
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>>454775329
That there Mr. Bill was a real gentleman.
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>>454775329
bye bill i'll be awaiting your next post
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>>454775329
Good night, Bill!
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Bill is the best thing to ever happen, Bill if you were to start the nazis back up i would follow you blindly, and question nothing that you say
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>>454775329
See ya around!
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>>454775329
Goodnight, Bill. Sleep well.
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>>454775151
www dot chanarchive dot org/request_votes
Do it for Bill.
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>>454775329
DON'T LEAVE US
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>>454775329
Sweet dreams Bill, from all of /b/!
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>>454775329
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>>454775329
Have a good night, sir.
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>>454775329
What a great man. You will be missed /b/ill.
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>>454775329
goodnight /b/ill, you gentleman and scholar, you.
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>>454767118
Bill Murray isn't married.

GG all your hopes and dreams
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>>454773021
all of my this
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>>454773779

Amazing Bill
How sweet is Bill?
He'd save a wretch like /b/

/b/ once was lost
But now is found
Was blind but now /b/ sees
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>>454775329
Have a great night Bill. C u round!
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>>454775329
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>>454773021
MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS
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>>454775785
And suddenly /b/ doesnt give two shits about bill
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if bill was a faggot his name would be bill
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if Bill were black he'd be trill
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>>454776028
MODS. GET ON THIS.
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Bill fuckin' Murray!
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>>454776035
i still like bill
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Bill (that's me) But, I'm not OP.


here is a small mudkip
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>>454775915
beautiful man
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This has been a memorable night on /b/.
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Hi Bill, I'm sure we'll be great friends.
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>>454776153
>>454776035
I still like bill too, long live to /b/ill !
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>>454775329
great meeting you bill, see you around!
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>>454776230
Nobody cares about you, Bill. You're not the real /B/ill.
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>>454775329
he shall be remembered in our songs
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>>454775915
gorgeous. In other news, this thread has been archived.
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1/29/13
The night /b/ill changed everybody's life.
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If bill was a DBZ charactor he would be krill
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>>454775329
Hope to see you around these parts again one day, Bill.
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>>454776408
I'm real enough to nostalgia hard about The Bill Nye pic ITT.
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>>454776408
PRAISE /B/ILL
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This thread will be remembered for years to come gentlemen, and when I see it in the future I will shed a single tear. For Bill.
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>>454765602

Bill probably had a daughter who called herself the penguin of doom.
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Today, /b/ was great!
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Posting in /b/ill's thread.
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welcome to /b/ill
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1/29/13
the wonderful day /b/ met Bill
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HOLY SHIT OP IS BILL FUCKIN MURRAY
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>>454774170
Bill, I'm sorry but I'm going to need you to post a picture of your penis. It's 4chan protocol. Should you refuse, please leave.
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>>454776995
>>454767118
>>454775785
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>>454772304
>assholes in pic calling assholes assholes
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>>454777094
YOU DARE CHALLENGE /B/ILL?!
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>>454766001
There are no fucking rules. Only fags like anonymous think there should be rules
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>>454777094
Dont talk like that to /b/ill
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If Bill were several muppet frogs, he'd be Phil, Jill, and Gill.
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We should all strive to be more like Bill
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Hi Bill, nice to meet you bro.
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ITT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVrCsY6FkJw
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>>454764443

Those pencils are perfectly sharpened. I can fap to this.
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1/29/13

The day of /b/ill rise.

We will don't forget.
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>>454771436
Spider-man is not impressed.
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>>454777094
Hey cock sucker, leave Bill alone.
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>>454774085
if bill was a feather his name would be quill
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>>454773021
>>454773021

Moot pls.
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I don't think this is real
But you type like a real old person

>Hi...Hi Bill
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>>454775329

bye bill o/
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>>454777713
this
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>tfw Bill was secretly M00t in disguise
>tfw no one noticed
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Thanks for stopping by bill.
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I love you Bill, you are a wonderful man. Please impregnate my girlfriend
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....do you guys think that.... moot would rename /b/ /b/ill for us... i would be so happy to see that happen
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>>454769564
Stay away from /mlp/ too.
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▲ ▲
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>>454777181
o... Ya I didnt lurk
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>>454764443
Your name is Bill?
That's so funny because my name is Dave
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>>454774085
If bill was a pickle his name would be dill
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all hail Bill king of 4chan!!!!!
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Hello Bill, I would be more than Happy to send you a bottle of you're favorite booze, My personal favorite is Jamison Whiskey. but what shall you have good sir?
on a side note
>>454773021 put my vote down as well /b/retheren. for the holy spirit of 4chan shall live forever
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/b/ill is a good guy.
>hope not a troll
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>>454768398
Here here! Bill should be king!
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>>454775329
Goodnight, sweet prince
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>>454778416
my new wallpaper
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I cant believe hes gone.
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>>454778128
I'd love that.
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>>454778416
>>454778679
New wallpaper too, and like i said on this beautiful tribute, HAIL TO THE KING !
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>>454778416
my post.
is on this
>tear
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>>454775329
Goodnight /b/ill

Goodnight sweet prince
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I hope Bill has a good ass night. That guy was cool as shit. I bet he's bangin' his dime of a woman right now. If not multiple.
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Do you ever think Bill of /b/ will meet Pops of /r9k/?

What's hardest to know is what _fag they are. Are they oldfags? Newoldfags?
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>>454773021
this
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toasting in epic bread.
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>>454775329
Adieu, Bill. Take care!
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>>454779129
Bill is not a _fag Bill is too good for that.
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>>454764443
This makes me pleased
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Is the the real Bill,
or just a fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
no escaping Bill.
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Fuck off bill
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>>454779432
You, sir, are a faggot.
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>>454779129
bill is too good for the fag, Bill is just Bill. that is all
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>>454779432
shut up heaven
the only next ID that i want to see is Bill
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>>454778000
>mfw trips in a bill thread
>mfw no face because iPad gen 1
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>>454765434
Fuck you cunt!
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>>454779432
>>454779506
yeah man, leave bill alone
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>>454779432
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>>454779432
oooooooooooooooooooooo
you mad (:
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>>454778416
tfw my post is there
THANK YOU BASED BILL
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>>454779682
>gif made me lol, hard
any one that bashes bill will be found. and destroyed
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you likee the spidey /b/ill?
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>>454764443
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>>454779432
You fuck off.
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>>454779129
They could be friends, pops is great guy

>>454778795
It's better to have had and lost bill, than to have never had bill at all
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>>454774085
If bill was a vitamin he would pe pill
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Bill
Bill
Bill

Rape.....oh yeah, this is /b/.
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>>454768442
You must be the best thing to ever happen to b Bill
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It's archived.

All praise Bill king of /b/.
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>>454768442
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fuck all of you goddamn fourteen year olds, i'm out.
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Yei /b/ill!
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>>454780652
HALLELUJAH!
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If bill was an ID he'd be bill.

>flood /b/ with bill for ID threads
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>>454781175
Good idea ! let's do this
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Bill u r a troll
U don't smoke rock
Looks the high schoolers goofed ya one hive minds
Email: [email protected]
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>>454779432
Don't talk that way about bill
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It's a sad thing to consider that eventually Bill will go from this really cool dude to your everyday sadistic /b/tard.
But for now, welcome, Bill. Enjoy your stay.
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didn't realize it was summer already
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>>454780887
Concur
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Welcome Bill.
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This thread needs pinned. We need to spread the greatness of Bill.
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I love you Bill.

Let me know if you're ever in the 281 area, we'll do lunch.
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Quit changing your filenames Soto.
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>>454782313
scoot the moot
til' bill.
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Bill rules
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If Bill Murry was a winter storm he'd be Bill Flurry
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>favourite

Not an American.
Not Bill Murray.
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>>454771654
You're gonna do fine here, Bill.
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>>454767501
>exclusive
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Hello Bill, nice to see you around!
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Why, hello there Bill. Have a great stay.
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Goodnight /b/ill and fellow /b/ro's
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Bill doesn't realize that he's started a revolution. He is the TRUE messiah of /b/. Thank you, big Bill.
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>>454768442
Bill, you're going to do wonderful here. Welcome to 4chan Bill! Enjoy your stay
>>
noice
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Bill, I love you so, I always will. Come on and marry me, Bill.
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/b/ill will always be remembered. He is already like a father to 4chan. All hail /b/ill. I will never forget the time we shared. I love you.
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nice thread. This is what Random is all about.

nice post OP
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>>454772242
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if only i could
>i could give a darn
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Proof that there are not enough mods on /b/:
This thread is still not pinned
We still do not have ID: Bill
Bill is not the messiah.
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Welcome to 4chan, Bill. Enjoy your stay.

Has anyone heard from Stanley recently?
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>>454774085
If bill was a murderer he would be kill
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I already miss /b/ill.
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posting in epic thread
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Is this shit archived yet? Somebody please
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The psychology of /b/ is hilarious. Simply because the first person to respond to this thread with a happy theme, all else followed suit. It's like we take the extreme of whatever direction the mob starts moving
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bump for archive request
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>>454789239
No dude because Bill is a civil, mature motherfucker and we need more /b/tards like him.
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>>454788634
>>454790147
success
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Wait of op is bill murray then this may be the o.ly time evar that op is not a faggot
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>>454775329
Stories will be told of a courage's man nsmed Bill.

I love you Bill, goodnight.

comments

by Awesome | 2013-01-30 08:29:42 UTC

seems legit

by anonymous | 2013-01-30 20:02:51 UTC

BILLLLLLLL!

by anonymous | 2013-01-30 22:39:26 UTC

OP will never /b/ a fag.

by anonymous | 2013-01-31 00:31:21 UTC

10/10 would read again

by anonymous | 2013-01-31 04:48:09 UTC

Shrek is love, shrek is life

by anonymous | 2013-01-31 07:42:07 UTC

BILL FOR ID

BILL FOR PRESIDENT

BILL FOR JESUS

I LOVE YOU BILL

by anonymous | 2013-01-31 11:43:25 UTC

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by anonymous | 2013-01-31 17:58:27 UTC

I <3 Bill~


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