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Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3)
11/09/12(Fri)17:58:20
No.435969427

File: 1352501900004.jpg-(130 KB, 650x813, sads.jpg)

Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3) 11/09/12(Fri)17:58:20 No.435969427

>gf is prego
>we like to get kinky anyways
>one night things get particularly saucy
>i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
>wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period
>i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering
>ohshitohshitohshitohshit
>i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital
>she's still bleeding everywhere
>by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much more, but all color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent
>oh shit, she looks like she's in a vegetative state
>storm into to the emergency room, carry her to the nearest doctor and explain everything
>he takes one look at her and says
>"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"
>"WHY THE FUCK NOT???"
>"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
>mfw

Anonymous (ID: FU5e1f1C)
11/09/12(Fri)17:59:49
No.435969658

Anonymous (ID: FU5e1f1C) 11/09/12(Fri)17:59:49 No.435969658

got me good

Anonymous (ID: u/yxUxBy)
11/09/12(Fri)18:02:09
No.435970047

Anonymous (ID: u/yxUxBy) 11/09/12(Fri)18:02:09 No.435970047

God dammit...

Anonymous (ID: AVZw3S7c)
11/09/12(Fri)18:03:27
No.435970258

Anonymous (ID: AVZw3S7c) 11/09/12(Fri)18:03:27 No.435970258

Bravo, sir

Anonymous (ID: ISe4zOrT)
11/09/12(Fri)18:04:18
No.435970412

Anonymous (ID: ISe4zOrT) 11/09/12(Fri)18:04:18 No.435970412

I knew where it was headed and loved the trip anyhow.

Anonymous (ID: IgE6kF9/)
11/09/12(Fri)18:04:44
No.435970473

Anonymous (ID: IgE6kF9/) 11/09/12(Fri)18:04:44 No.435970473

11/10, would read again

Anonymous (ID: HVwjLIMw)
11/09/12(Fri)18:05:14
No.435970548

Anonymous (ID: HVwjLIMw) 11/09/12(Fri)18:05:14 No.435970548

i love you

Anonymous (ID: i+GHDVtF)
11/09/12(Fri)18:06:14
No.435970712

Anonymous (ID: i+GHDVtF) 11/09/12(Fri)18:06:14 No.435970712

wow!

Anonymous (ID: Bphrh0jA)
11/09/12(Fri)18:06:27
No.435970749

Anonymous (ID: Bphrh0jA) 11/09/12(Fri)18:06:27 No.435970749

8.5/10 OP good job

Anonymous (ID: FBgcf54V)
11/09/12(Fri)18:07:00
No.435970835

Anonymous (ID: FBgcf54V) 11/09/12(Fri)18:07:00 No.435970835

laughed and saved.

Anonymous (ID: mFiWS1XQ)
11/09/12(Fri)18:07:02
No.435970837

Anonymous (ID: mFiWS1XQ) 11/09/12(Fri)18:07:02 No.435970837

File: 1352502422255.jpg-(20 KB, 460x276, The Fonz.jpg)

broke my gf 10/10 she's laughin like a nigger who saw the amazing watermelon in 3D. I chuckled

10/10 OP

Anonymous (ID: V9BeMRx3)
11/09/12(Fri)18:07:26
No.435970894

Anonymous (ID: V9BeMRx3) 11/09/12(Fri)18:07:26 No.435970894

Hahahahhaha this got me good. 9/10

Anonymous (ID: IDGn1KUw)
11/09/12(Fri)18:07:30
No.435970906

Anonymous (ID: IDGn1KUw) 11/09/12(Fri)18:07:30 No.435970906

File: 1352502450591.jpg-(28 KB, 370x493, 2,h=493.bild.jpg)

cheers OP, made my day

Anonymous (ID: lg5O0A7c)
11/09/12(Fri)18:07:34
No.435970915

Anonymous (ID: lg5O0A7c) 11/09/12(Fri)18:07:34 No.435970915

File: 1352502454218.jpg-(106 KB, 510x435, 1351976495854.jpg)

best thing i have read all day

Anonymous (ID: jMfgZweu)
11/09/12(Fri)18:07:37
No.435970927

Anonymous (ID: jMfgZweu) 11/09/12(Fri)18:07:37 No.435970927

File: 1352502457082.jpg-(93 KB, 450x302, cardiacs.jpg)

Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3)
11/09/12(Fri)18:07:40
No.435970942

Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3) 11/09/12(Fri)18:07:40 No.435970942

>>435970837
wat

Anonymous (ID: gPQRrZcB)
11/09/12(Fri)18:08:01
No.435970997

Anonymous (ID: gPQRrZcB) 11/09/12(Fri)18:08:01 No.435970997

File: 1352502481593.jpg-(30 KB, 500x500, 1347393674953.jpg)

Good job... just... just good job.

Anonymous (ID: Heaven)
11/09/12(Fri)18:08:30
No.435971074

Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 11/09/12(Fri)18:08:30 No.435971074

>prego
>saucy
>noodle
>glassy
>jarred
>transparent
>vegetative state

Well done OP, got me good too. 9/10 only becuase I wanted more story.

Anonymous (ID: XEfOgK2S)
11/09/12(Fri)18:09:04
No.435971176

Anonymous (ID: XEfOgK2S) 11/09/12(Fri)18:09:04 No.435971176

Well played

Anonymous (ID: gDz+6d1w)
11/09/12(Fri)18:09:14
No.435971208

Anonymous (ID: gDz+6d1w) 11/09/12(Fri)18:09:14 No.435971208

File: 1352502554580.png-(8 KB, 493x402, 1294259007475.png)

got me!

Anonymous (ID: Y1qRLuTt)
11/09/12(Fri)18:09:18
No.435971217

Anonymous (ID: Y1qRLuTt) 11/09/12(Fri)18:09:18 No.435971217

File: 1352502558210.jpg-(29 KB, 640x480, 1301285872386.jpg)

Anonymous (ID: aVpBmWMC)
11/09/12(Fri)18:10:09
No.435971342

Anonymous (ID: aVpBmWMC) 11/09/12(Fri)18:10:09 No.435971342

>noodle
>spaghetti
>sauce
OP, I see what u did thar

captcha: cesspools uicklM

Anonymous (ID: PXd0C5Db)
11/09/12(Fri)18:10:09
No.435971345

Anonymous (ID: PXd0C5Db) 11/09/12(Fri)18:10:09 No.435971345

>>435969427

ohgodithurts.jpg

10/10 Best I've seen in a long time. Short and sweet, and totally got me. Kudos.

Anonymous (ID: hVi53SIm)
11/09/12(Fri)18:10:14
No.435971354

Anonymous (ID: hVi53SIm) 11/09/12(Fri)18:10:14 No.435971354

best

Anonymous (ID: ab5Qg7Gf)
11/09/12(Fri)18:10:17
No.435971360

Anonymous (ID: ab5Qg7Gf) 11/09/12(Fri)18:10:17 No.435971360

7/10 OP

Anonymous (ID: YmAYxPvb)
11/09/12(Fri)18:10:50
No.435971445

Anonymous (ID: YmAYxPvb) 11/09/12(Fri)18:10:50 No.435971445

saw it coming

Anonymous (ID: 5+LBOT+Z)
11/09/12(Fri)18:11:19
No.435971535

Anonymous (ID: 5+LBOT+Z) 11/09/12(Fri)18:11:19 No.435971535

>glassy, jarred
11/10 OP

Anonymous (ID: 1DhPc+FY)
11/09/12(Fri)18:11:23
No.435971550

Anonymous (ID: 1DhPc+FY) 11/09/12(Fri)18:11:23 No.435971550

Now this'll be the best copypasta ever.

Anonymous (ID: bXZoEZ6S)
11/09/12(Fri)18:11:41
No.435971602

Anonymous (ID: bXZoEZ6S) 11/09/12(Fri)18:11:41 No.435971602

10/10 Good shit man, good shit

Anonymous (ID: lmYjrVuN)
11/09/12(Fri)18:11:53
No.435971631

Anonymous (ID: lmYjrVuN) 11/09/12(Fri)18:11:53 No.435971631

My sides, op, my sides.

Anonymous (ID: jITx25S/)
11/09/12(Fri)18:11:55
No.435971635

Anonymous (ID: jITx25S/) 11/09/12(Fri)18:11:55 No.435971635

>>435969427
Op is a fucking scholar of the highest degree.

Anonymous (ID: Wp31VJH+)
11/09/12(Fri)18:11:56
No.435971637

Anonymous (ID: Wp31VJH+) 11/09/12(Fri)18:11:56 No.435971637

Prego.

God dammit how did i not see that.

Anonymous (ID: i+GHDVtF)
11/09/12(Fri)18:13:13
No.435971851

Anonymous (ID: i+GHDVtF) 11/09/12(Fri)18:13:13 No.435971851

File: 1352502793351.jpg-(110 KB, 1005x627, 1352501900004.jpg)

inb4 epic bread

Anonymous (ID: smYxEXJG)
11/09/12(Fri)18:13:23
No.435971884

Anonymous (ID: smYxEXJG) 11/09/12(Fri)18:13:23 No.435971884

File: 1352502803509.jpg-(15 KB, 390x365, 178076-thumbs_up_super4.jpg)

Internet/10

I give you an homage my good sir!

Anonymous (ID: 3okO25Do)
11/09/12(Fri)18:13:49
No.435971949

Anonymous (ID: 3okO25Do) 11/09/12(Fri)18:13:49 No.435971949

>>435969427

10/10
Bravo.

Anonymous (ID: wEuLrXOS)
11/09/12(Fri)18:13:54
No.435971969

Anonymous (ID: wEuLrXOS) 11/09/12(Fri)18:13:54 No.435971969

4 years on /b/ haven't laughed that hard or enjoyed anything as much. you made my year.

Anonymous (ID: PQ++XZ3y)
11/09/12(Fri)18:14:00
No.435971984

Anonymous (ID: PQ++XZ3y) 11/09/12(Fri)18:14:00 No.435971984

File: 1352502840340.jpg-(21 KB, 398x500, Thumbs_up_kid_big.jpg)

Good one op 10/10

Anonymous (ID: Wp31VJH+)
11/09/12(Fri)18:14:10
No.435972008

Anonymous (ID: Wp31VJH+) 11/09/12(Fri)18:14:10 No.435972008

>prego
>saucy
>noodle
>glassy
>jarred

Folks, i think we're dealing with a professional here.

Anonymous (ID: iOmzr98I)
11/09/12(Fri)18:14:33
No.435972071

Anonymous (ID: iOmzr98I) 11/09/12(Fri)18:14:33 No.435972071

moot ? is that you?

Anonymous (ID: aHYMMWRW)
11/09/12(Fri)18:14:51
No.435972123

Anonymous (ID: aHYMMWRW) 11/09/12(Fri)18:14:51 No.435972123

>>435969427
Beautifully executed

Anonymous (ID: bWb2qBV6)
11/09/12(Fri)18:14:56
No.435972138

Anonymous (ID: bWb2qBV6) 11/09/12(Fri)18:14:56 No.435972138

I smiled. And that's saying a lot.

Anonymous (ID: pa1pbO6e)
11/09/12(Fri)18:15:23
No.435972203

Anonymous (ID: pa1pbO6e) 11/09/12(Fri)18:15:23 No.435972203

File: 1352502923322.jpg-(60 KB, 551x800, cosby.jpg)

/b/ is funny again. praise science!

Anonymous (ID: +sOZj0P6)
11/09/12(Fri)18:15:28
No.435972213

Anonymous (ID: +sOZj0P6) 11/09/12(Fri)18:15:28 No.435972213

Fuck you, OP.

Didn't see that coming, but HOLY MOLLY, I should have done so.

Anonymous (ID: 3Grc4wHE)
11/09/12(Fri)18:15:29
No.435972215

Anonymous (ID: 3Grc4wHE) 11/09/12(Fri)18:15:29 No.435972215

10/10
captcha: thank cselfter

Anonymous (ID: gDz+6d1w)
11/09/12(Fri)18:15:35
No.435972232

Anonymous (ID: gDz+6d1w) 11/09/12(Fri)18:15:35 No.435972232

File: 1352502935905.png-(706 KB, 929x4949, 2.png)

saved

Anonymous (ID: 6Ol+8fB6)
11/09/12(Fri)18:15:44
No.435972254

Anonymous (ID: 6Ol+8fB6) 11/09/12(Fri)18:15:44 No.435972254

File: 1352502944280.jpg-(26 KB, 400x267, 10293856789.jpg)

>>435969427
Control this is Bravo Actual. Stand by for sitrep on jimmies.

Control Jimmies are ruffled. I say again, jimmies are rufffled.

Anonymous (ID: VmlSXlg5)
11/09/12(Fri)18:15:50
No.435972273

Anonymous (ID: VmlSXlg5) 11/09/12(Fri)18:15:50 No.435972273

Pure artistic genius! 10 out of 10!

Anonymous (ID: AQXYYpb2)
11/09/12(Fri)18:15:56
No.435972291

Anonymous (ID: AQXYYpb2) 11/09/12(Fri)18:15:56 No.435972291

>>435969427
0.0/10
>"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

next time try something clever that makes since dumass

Anonymous (ID: O6g+UFiH)
11/09/12(Fri)18:16:11
No.435972328

Anonymous (ID: O6g+UFiH) 11/09/12(Fri)18:16:11 No.435972328

File: 1352502971074.jpg-(74 KB, 294x312, 875643567876.jpg)

11/10 OP

ohgodmysides.jpg

Anonymous (ID: 9V1wkiQt)
11/09/12(Fri)18:16:11
No.435972329

Anonymous (ID: 9V1wkiQt) 11/09/12(Fri)18:16:11 No.435972329

File: 1352502971687.jpg-(17 KB, 396x402, sucess.jpg)

9/10 OP

captcha: Humoralists, tivensid

Anonymous (ID: Jiw2lbBt)
11/09/12(Fri)18:16:15
No.435972341

Anonymous (ID: Jiw2lbBt) 11/09/12(Fri)18:16:15 No.435972341

it made me smile. i needed a smile. 11/10

Anonymous (ID: X3Y0uG9P)
11/09/12(Fri)18:16:19
No.435972353

Anonymous (ID: X3Y0uG9P) 11/09/12(Fri)18:16:19 No.435972353

File: 1352502979080.jpg-(14 KB, 225x225, 1337097115836.jpg)

Toasting in epic bread.

Anonymous (ID: NYr6IyFD)
11/09/12(Fri)18:16:32
No.435972390

Anonymous (ID: NYr6IyFD) 11/09/12(Fri)18:16:32 No.435972390

Why do you sheep think this is actually any good? It's shite.

Shame on your all.

Anonymous (ID: IhhZ6C0v)
11/09/12(Fri)18:16:37
No.435972415

Anonymous (ID: IhhZ6C0v) 11/09/12(Fri)18:16:37 No.435972415

File: 1352502997218.png-(6 KB, 480x323, i-see.png)

10/10 will share

Anonymous (ID: wUotIMhJ)
11/09/12(Fri)18:16:40
No.435972427

Anonymous (ID: wUotIMhJ) 11/09/12(Fri)18:16:40 No.435972427

File: 1352503000925.jpg-(22 KB, 474x595, 1347190753603.jpg)

Well done OP

Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3)
11/09/12(Fri)18:16:42
No.435972435

Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3) 11/09/12(Fri)18:16:42 No.435972435

>>435972291
I'm sorry. Next time I'll try harder to impress you.

Anonymous (ID: zhU+SQs5)
11/09/12(Fri)18:16:48
No.435972447

Anonymous (ID: zhU+SQs5) 11/09/12(Fri)18:16:48 No.435972447

>>435971074
Didn't enjoy it until you pointed this out.

mfw i'm a retard

Anonymous (ID: KKM4Q9J7)
11/09/12(Fri)18:17:13
No.435972505

Anonymous (ID: KKM4Q9J7) 11/09/12(Fri)18:17:13 No.435972505

12/10 I read it twice.

Anonymous (ID: o5oO6nnX)
11/09/12(Fri)18:17:18
No.435972521

Anonymous (ID: o5oO6nnX) 11/09/12(Fri)18:17:18 No.435972521

>>435972291
1/10 for making me reply.

OP was 9000/10

Anonymous (ID: Heaven)
11/09/12(Fri)18:17:26
No.435972548

Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 11/09/12(Fri)18:17:26 No.435972548

>>435972291
you seem upset

Anonymous (ID: Hv8k7l/o)
11/09/12(Fri)18:17:29
No.435972558

Anonymous (ID: Hv8k7l/o) 11/09/12(Fri)18:17:29 No.435972558

File: 1352503049463.gif-(339 KB, 250x167, 1347251831062.gif)

I felt genuine distress while reading, and an exorbitant amount of relief and lulz at the end.

10/10

Anonymous (ID: lTQROFV7)
11/09/12(Fri)18:17:29
No.435972559

Anonymous (ID: lTQROFV7) 11/09/12(Fri)18:17:29 No.435972559

File: 1352503049821.jpg-(120 KB, 960x684, 1311643941933.jpg)

>>435969427
Most excellent, all the signs were there and I missed them.

Bravo good sir. Here are some tits.

Anonymous (ID: nokGOyJK)
11/09/12(Fri)18:17:33
No.435972564

Anonymous (ID: nokGOyJK) 11/09/12(Fri)18:17:33 No.435972564

oh snap

Anonymous (ID: pXquMihv)
11/09/12(Fri)18:17:40
No.435972591

Anonymous (ID: pXquMihv) 11/09/12(Fri)18:17:40 No.435972591

File: 1352503060516.jpg-(73 KB, 320x433, 5star.jpg)

Anonymous (ID: 1ikd/b4/)
11/09/12(Fri)18:17:51
No.435972619

Anonymous (ID: 1ikd/b4/) 11/09/12(Fri)18:17:51 No.435972619

10/10

Anonymous (ID: Cbn5A6cI)
11/09/12(Fri)18:17:52
No.435972625

Anonymous (ID: Cbn5A6cI) 11/09/12(Fri)18:17:52 No.435972625

i dont get it

Anonymous (ID: O6g+UFiH)
11/09/12(Fri)18:18:03
No.435972657

Anonymous (ID: O6g+UFiH) 11/09/12(Fri)18:18:03 No.435972657

>>435972291
>try something clever that makes since dumass
>that makes since dumass
>since dumass

Anonymous (ID: BYNw0J3c)
11/09/12(Fri)18:18:14
No.435972698

Anonymous (ID: BYNw0J3c) 11/09/12(Fri)18:18:14 No.435972698

>>435971074

this

Anonymous (ID: 5qLJUPlQ)
11/09/12(Fri)18:18:15
No.435972704

Anonymous (ID: 5qLJUPlQ) 11/09/12(Fri)18:18:15 No.435972704

>>435969427

10/10 OP

Anonymous (ID: om+bHY1/)
11/09/12(Fri)18:18:29
No.435972741

Anonymous (ID: om+bHY1/) 11/09/12(Fri)18:18:29 No.435972741

I knew it was spaghetti, wasn't expecting prego though.

Anonymous (ID: grT9kMdy)
11/09/12(Fri)18:18:40
No.435972772

Anonymous (ID: grT9kMdy) 11/09/12(Fri)18:18:40 No.435972772

8.5 OP very funny

Anonymous (ID: qGPE3a7e)
11/09/12(Fri)18:18:48
No.435972789

Anonymous (ID: qGPE3a7e) 11/09/12(Fri)18:18:48 No.435972789

OP claiming ID.

Thanks for the compliment guys. I worked long and hard to produce some OC.

Thanks for the good raitings. I'll try to bring some more OC soon!

Anonymous (ID: ZqgX8odZ)
11/09/12(Fri)18:19:08
No.435972839

Anonymous (ID: ZqgX8odZ) 11/09/12(Fri)18:19:08 No.435972839

File: 1352503148219.gif-(271 KB, 1024x768, 05b.gif)

The foreshadowing!!! How could I miss what OP was doing there. bravo sir

Anonymous (ID: e8GXIfrR)
11/09/12(Fri)18:19:16
No.435972854

Anonymous (ID: e8GXIfrR) 11/09/12(Fri)18:19:16 No.435972854

10/10, read twice, would read again

Anonymous (ID: SgweQqQI)
11/09/12(Fri)18:19:27
No.435972883

Anonymous (ID: SgweQqQI) 11/09/12(Fri)18:19:27 No.435972883

File: 1352503167938.png-(416 KB, 478x365, Iliekyou.png)

Op you're a genius, or mabe just a comedian.

Anonymous (ID: W/sogAZL)
11/09/12(Fri)18:19:33
No.435972896

Anonymous (ID: W/sogAZL) 11/09/12(Fri)18:19:33 No.435972896

File: 1352503173100.jpg-(33 KB, 200x200, 1332484180512.jpg)

10/10 epic bread

Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3)
11/09/12(Fri)18:19:44
No.435972930

Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3) 11/09/12(Fri)18:19:44 No.435972930

>>435972789
What the fuck. Go fuck yourself. That was me.

Anonymous (ID: grT9kMdy)
11/09/12(Fri)18:19:54
No.435972963

Anonymous (ID: grT9kMdy) 11/09/12(Fri)18:19:54 No.435972963

mfw I just realized that OP masterfully used "prego" in two senses. Boosts score to 9.5/10

Anonymous (ID: +qzq7VQ8)
11/09/12(Fri)18:20:04
No.435972986

Anonymous (ID: +qzq7VQ8) 11/09/12(Fri)18:20:04 No.435972986

1/1 desu op kawaii

Anonymous (ID: GGT8xjDI)
11/09/12(Fri)18:20:09
No.435973004

Anonymous (ID: GGT8xjDI) 11/09/12(Fri)18:20:09 No.435973004

>>435970837
You've got sauce on the nigger that laughed when he saw the amazing watermelon i 3D?

Anonymous (ID: 1pjkF+uA)
11/09/12(Fri)18:20:10
No.435973008

Anonymous (ID: 1pjkF+uA) 11/09/12(Fri)18:20:10 No.435973008

File: 1352503210164.jpg-(12 KB, 204x247, images (1).jpg)

dat ending

Anonymous (ID: HucHHNgI)
11/09/12(Fri)18:20:15
No.435973021

Anonymous (ID: HucHHNgI) 11/09/12(Fri)18:20:15 No.435973021

File: 1352503215707.jpg-(30 KB, 300x400, prego-sauce-med.jpg)

op likes saucy bitches

Anonymous (ID: zW1lBXPP)
11/09/12(Fri)18:20:45
No.435973108

Anonymous (ID: zW1lBXPP) 11/09/12(Fri)18:20:45 No.435973108

saw it a mile away. 0/10

Anonymous (ID: r7SAwt+6)
11/09/12(Fri)18:20:58
No.435973151

Anonymous (ID: r7SAwt+6) 11/09/12(Fri)18:20:58 No.435973151

thank you OP

Anonymous (ID: gZOUNMrX)
11/09/12(Fri)18:21:01
No.435973158

Anonymous (ID: gZOUNMrX) 11/09/12(Fri)18:21:01 No.435973158

>>435969427
i lol'd, well done OP.

Anonymous (ID: DdDFDKCa)
11/09/12(Fri)18:21:02
No.435973159

Anonymous (ID: DdDFDKCa) 11/09/12(Fri)18:21:02 No.435973159

>>435969427
MY SIDES HAVE GONE WHERE NO SIDES HAVE EVER BEEN 10/10

Anonymous (ID: hQcgj8wg)
11/09/12(Fri)18:21:09
No.435973181

Anonymous (ID: hQcgj8wg) 11/09/12(Fri)18:21:09 No.435973181

I can't even fucking breathe right now.

Anonymous (ID: HoDY7lhx)
11/09/12(Fri)18:21:14
No.435973197

Anonymous (ID: HoDY7lhx) 11/09/12(Fri)18:21:14 No.435973197

fucking genius

Anonymous (ID: DWoWevPD)
11/09/12(Fri)18:21:23
No.435973217

Anonymous (ID: DWoWevPD) 11/09/12(Fri)18:21:23 No.435973217

File: 1352503283308.jpg-(6 KB, 280x280, 1351964461473.jpg)

>yousonofabitch.

Anonymous (ID: eu9qwyKi)
11/09/12(Fri)18:21:25
No.435973224

Anonymous (ID: eu9qwyKi) 11/09/12(Fri)18:21:25 No.435973224

LOOOOOOOOOOOL THIS IS AWESOME.
11/10

Anonymous (ID: ayn9gRUb)
11/09/12(Fri)18:21:28
No.435973234

Anonymous (ID: ayn9gRUb) 11/09/12(Fri)18:21:28 No.435973234

10/10

Best I've seen on /b/ in weeks.

Anonymous (ID: AQXYYpb2)
11/09/12(Fri)18:21:32
No.435973240

Anonymous (ID: AQXYYpb2) 11/09/12(Fri)18:21:32 No.435973240

>>435972435

So, OP can't even be trolled. Now I am
impressed. 10/10.
These guys however must be summerfags.

>>435972521
>>435972548
>>435972657

Anonymous (ID: 33aYyOPi)
11/09/12(Fri)18:21:56
No.435973305

Anonymous (ID: 33aYyOPi) 11/09/12(Fri)18:21:56 No.435973305

wat

Anonymous (ID: veRfU5T5)
11/09/12(Fri)18:22:07
No.435973326

Anonymous (ID: veRfU5T5) 11/09/12(Fri)18:22:07 No.435973326

File: 1352503327629.jpg-(286 KB, 685x960, OP IS A GOD.jpg)

>>435969427
Well done.

I laughed when I re-read "she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face"

Anonymous (ID: FU3sbsVa)
11/09/12(Fri)18:22:33
No.435973397

Anonymous (ID: FU3sbsVa) 11/09/12(Fri)18:22:33 No.435973397

File: 1352503353449.jpg-(5 KB, 200x200, 247722_415826075138113_21(...).jpg)

>>435972291
>mfw youre not even a troll are you

Anonymous (ID: SqUmYYpr)
11/09/12(Fri)18:22:57
No.435973457

Anonymous (ID: SqUmYYpr) 11/09/12(Fri)18:22:57 No.435973457

Lololol goodun

Anonymous (ID: grT9kMdy)
11/09/12(Fri)18:23:30
No.435973542

Anonymous (ID: grT9kMdy) 11/09/12(Fri)18:23:30 No.435973542

>>435972291
Are you upset?

Anonymous (ID: fhBPNybn)
11/09/12(Fri)18:23:32
No.435973549

Anonymous (ID: fhBPNybn) 11/09/12(Fri)18:23:32 No.435973549

>>435969427
today OP was a total /b/ro

Anonymous (ID: OyClv+Ht)
11/09/12(Fri)18:23:43
No.435973580

Anonymous (ID: OyClv+Ht) 11/09/12(Fri)18:23:43 No.435973580

awesome

Anonymous (ID: nK16It/M)
11/09/12(Fri)18:23:47
No.435973587

Anonymous (ID: nK16It/M) 11/09/12(Fri)18:23:47 No.435973587

File: 1352503427918.jpg-(28 KB, 399x315, 1345931524606.jpg)

10/10 I lol'd

Anonymous (ID: fKbSNGjY)
11/09/12(Fri)18:24:10
No.435973648

Anonymous (ID: fKbSNGjY) 11/09/12(Fri)18:24:10 No.435973648

File: 1352503450397.gif-(530 KB, 300x165, AWWW.gif)

god fucking damn it OP

Anonymous (ID: tESOQAVJ)
11/09/12(Fri)18:24:41
No.435973740

Anonymous (ID: tESOQAVJ) 11/09/12(Fri)18:24:41 No.435973740

File: 1352503481899.jpg-(63 KB, 399x382, michaelscott.jpg)

10/10

nice work op...thanks for the delivery

Anonymous (ID: 3FJFxe1e)
11/09/12(Fri)18:24:43
No.435973746

Anonymous (ID: 3FJFxe1e) 11/09/12(Fri)18:24:43 No.435973746

Impressive sir

Anonymous (ID: veRfU5T5)
11/09/12(Fri)18:25:06
No.435973807

Anonymous (ID: veRfU5T5) 11/09/12(Fri)18:25:06 No.435973807

>>435973326
If you KEEP re-reading it, you'll get more of the puns.

Prego?
Transparent?
Noodle?

Yes, this is brilliant...confirmed for god-tier.

Anonymous (ID: tBcb9afW)
11/09/12(Fri)18:25:13
No.435973819

Anonymous (ID: tBcb9afW) 11/09/12(Fri)18:25:13 No.435973819

>>435971074
uses sage
accually is op

Anonymous (ID: gZOUNMrX)
11/09/12(Fri)18:25:29
No.435973862

Anonymous (ID: gZOUNMrX) 11/09/12(Fri)18:25:29 No.435973862

>>435972254
Hi Bravo Kilo.

Anonymous (ID: 0eZbNGMB)
11/09/12(Fri)18:25:55
No.435973930

Anonymous (ID: 0eZbNGMB) 11/09/12(Fri)18:25:55 No.435973930

So when's the movie coming out?

Anonymous (ID: K0VKVI+t)
11/09/12(Fri)18:26:01
No.435973950

Anonymous (ID: K0VKVI+t) 11/09/12(Fri)18:26:01 No.435973950

>>435969427
11/1

Anonymous (ID: GRc/7H5z)
11/09/12(Fri)18:26:07
No.435973967

Anonymous (ID: GRc/7H5z) 11/09/12(Fri)18:26:07 No.435973967

File: 1352503567169.jpg-(60 KB, 323x323, 1352322172081.jpg)

Got me good, OP.

Anonymous (ID: 1pjkF+uA)
11/09/12(Fri)18:26:16
No.435973994

Anonymous (ID: 1pjkF+uA) 11/09/12(Fri)18:26:16 No.435973994

File: 1352503576695.jpg-(9 KB, 232x217, idk.jpg)

A/5 op
well done

Anonymous (ID: GdrKXgi0)
11/09/12(Fri)18:27:12
No.435974132

Anonymous (ID: GdrKXgi0) 11/09/12(Fri)18:27:12 No.435974132

9.6/9.8

Anonymous (ID: Bx3wAX1j)
11/09/12(Fri)18:27:27
No.435974179

Anonymous (ID: Bx3wAX1j) 11/09/12(Fri)18:27:27 No.435974179

>>435969427
9/10 OP use a different pic though!

Anonymous (ID: xt2yQZ1V)
11/09/12(Fri)18:28:01
No.435974265

Anonymous (ID: xt2yQZ1V) 11/09/12(Fri)18:28:01 No.435974265

OP you just made my fucking day. 10/10 would read on a daily basis.

Anonymous (ID: 1/uex/4C)
11/09/12(Fri)18:28:03
No.435974269

Anonymous (ID: 1/uex/4C) 11/09/12(Fri)18:28:03 No.435974269

20/10

Anonymous (ID: czIaIkvM)
11/09/12(Fri)18:28:35
No.435974360

Anonymous (ID: czIaIkvM) 11/09/12(Fri)18:28:35 No.435974360

1.61834/3.14159265358977

Anonymous (ID: gZOUNMrX)
11/09/12(Fri)18:29:15
No.435974451

Anonymous (ID: gZOUNMrX) 11/09/12(Fri)18:29:15 No.435974451

ARCHIVE THIS MOTHERFUCKING THREAD.

Anonymous (ID: 7DjuOzM8)
11/09/12(Fri)18:29:51
No.435974538

Anonymous (ID: 7DjuOzM8) 11/09/12(Fri)18:29:51 No.435974538

>>435969427
11/10

Anonymous (ID: 4nh2SfAx)
11/09/12(Fri)18:30:49
No.435974676

Anonymous (ID: 4nh2SfAx) 11/09/12(Fri)18:30:49 No.435974676

>>435969427

Heh, good one

Anonymous (ID: 09vx1kpY)
11/09/12(Fri)18:30:50
No.435974678

Anonymous (ID: 09vx1kpY) 11/09/12(Fri)18:30:50 No.435974678

10/10 would read again

Anonymous (ID: aOX5LewE)
11/09/12(Fri)18:31:03
No.435974720

Anonymous (ID: aOX5LewE) 11/09/12(Fri)18:31:03 No.435974720

File: 1352503863855.jpg-(127 KB, 542x562, 1351530736606.jpg)

>>435972291
3/10 for all the replies.

Anonymous (ID: Y22JvXzI)
11/09/12(Fri)18:31:16
No.435974749

Anonymous (ID: Y22JvXzI) 11/09/12(Fri)18:31:16 No.435974749

10/10, excellent.

Anonymous (ID: SgULr9RP)
11/09/12(Fri)18:31:24
No.435974775

Anonymous (ID: SgULr9RP) 11/09/12(Fri)18:31:24 No.435974775

8/10

Anonymous (ID: OI4afJJW)
11/09/12(Fri)18:31:37
No.435974797

Anonymous (ID: OI4afJJW) 11/09/12(Fri)18:31:37 No.435974797

Nice

Anonymous (ID: rNjxE4hQ)
11/09/12(Fri)18:31:46
No.435974815

Anonymous (ID: rNjxE4hQ) 11/09/12(Fri)18:31:46 No.435974815

Epic story.

Anonymous (ID: FeFbT0fV)
11/09/12(Fri)18:31:53
No.435974831

Anonymous (ID: FeFbT0fV) 11/09/12(Fri)18:31:53 No.435974831

10/10

Anonymous (ID: Ht20F3lP)
11/09/12(Fri)18:32:37
No.435974953

Anonymous (ID: Ht20F3lP) 11/09/12(Fri)18:32:37 No.435974953

epic, i like it

Anonymous (ID: YJXxodQw)
11/09/12(Fri)18:32:53
No.435975013

Anonymous (ID: YJXxodQw) 11/09/12(Fri)18:32:53 No.435975013

9/10 OP. Well done sir.

Anonymous (ID: GFimqivq)
11/09/12(Fri)18:32:54
No.435975015

Anonymous (ID: GFimqivq) 11/09/12(Fri)18:32:54 No.435975015

You have just ascended. Congrats bro

Anonymous (ID: WH4jOUnh)
11/09/12(Fri)18:33:15
No.435975070

Anonymous (ID: WH4jOUnh) 11/09/12(Fri)18:33:15 No.435975070

Well played OP

Anonymous (ID: 9N3YA5B7)
11/09/12(Fri)18:33:42
No.435975137

Anonymous (ID: 9N3YA5B7) 11/09/12(Fri)18:33:42 No.435975137

File: 1352504022539.gif-(1.04 MB, 290x189, 1350093635616.gif)

>>435969427
10/10 i don't care if it's copypasta or not.

Anonymous (ID: wabCIg5I)
11/09/12(Fri)18:34:02
No.435975194

Anonymous (ID: wabCIg5I) 11/09/12(Fri)18:34:02 No.435975194

File: 1352504042458.gif-(5 KB, 390x265, Imperial China.gif)

Fucking christ OP. Right when I get back from olive garden.

9.999/10 because i had spaghetti earlier and now you made me sick from laughing and imagery

Anonymous (ID: +VaoTyUO)
11/09/12(Fri)18:34:05
No.435975198

Anonymous (ID: +VaoTyUO) 11/09/12(Fri)18:34:05 No.435975198

File: 1352504045121.jpg-(22 KB, 480x360, 260.jpg)

Anonymous (ID: 6mjsnE9L)
11/09/12(Fri)18:34:16
No.435975236

Anonymous (ID: 6mjsnE9L) 11/09/12(Fri)18:34:16 No.435975236

>>435969427 gentleman and a scholar. 10/10. I'm making jarred spaghetti for dinner tonight btw. I'll think about fucking it the whole time.

Anonymous (ID: dOBEIcwR)
11/09/12(Fri)18:34:30
No.435975276

Anonymous (ID: dOBEIcwR) 11/09/12(Fri)18:34:30 No.435975276

File: 1352504070589.jpg-(444 KB, 1870x1070, 1326069473266.jpg)

Anonymous (ID: mf1hw6l/)
11/09/12(Fri)18:34:41
No.435975307

Anonymous (ID: mf1hw6l/) 11/09/12(Fri)18:34:41 No.435975307

>>435969427
chef-d'oeuvres !

Anonymous (ID: PVn91tf8)
11/09/12(Fri)18:34:42
No.435975309

Anonymous (ID: PVn91tf8) 11/09/12(Fri)18:34:42 No.435975309

File: 1352504082542.jpg-(60 KB, 600x720, 391260_389577581102891_14(...).jpg)

toasting in epic thread

Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3)
11/09/12(Fri)18:35:09
No.435975384

Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3) 11/09/12(Fri)18:35:09 No.435975384

>>435975137
Heh. Copypasta.

But no, I wrote this. I honestly wasn't expecting the feedback to be this positive, though.

Anonymous (ID: kO2mnLF5)
11/09/12(Fri)18:35:16
No.435975408

Anonymous (ID: kO2mnLF5) 11/09/12(Fri)18:35:16 No.435975408

File: 1352504116465.jpg-(18 KB, 480x360, 380032_2591147654815_1138(...).jpg)

>>435969427

>dat feel when everything is perfect.
>10/10 OP

Anonymous (ID: Pw6698/T)
11/09/12(Fri)18:35:20
No.435975421

Anonymous (ID: Pw6698/T) 11/09/12(Fri)18:35:20 No.435975421

damn it, op. i was so close on giving up on /b/ forever, but then you have to come along and contribute something good

Anonymous (ID: O0Unh/uh)
11/09/12(Fri)18:35:30
No.435975448

Anonymous (ID: O0Unh/uh) 11/09/12(Fri)18:35:30 No.435975448

File: 1352504130254.png-(200 KB, 337x299, 1315276553569.png)

>>435969427

Is she okay??

Anonymous (ID: ZiNYgwYC)
11/09/12(Fri)18:36:22
No.435975586

Anonymous (ID: ZiNYgwYC) 11/09/12(Fri)18:36:22 No.435975586

SOME ONE ARCHIVE THIS XD LEL HAHA

oh yeah no more archive....... too soon?

Anonymous (ID: lovBMOcb)
11/09/12(Fri)18:36:29
No.435975607

Anonymous (ID: lovBMOcb) 11/09/12(Fri)18:36:29 No.435975607

OP today you were still a faggot

But a cool faggot

A pretty fucking cool faggot who I would let suck my dick

10/10

Anonymous (ID: W3c+GcQk)
11/09/12(Fri)18:36:45
No.435975656

Anonymous (ID: W3c+GcQk) 11/09/12(Fri)18:36:45 No.435975656

File: 1352504205399.jpg-(63 KB, 803x499, 1519921-deadpool_104.jpg)

10/10 you sir are a champion

Anonymous (ID: O0Unh/uh)
11/09/12(Fri)18:37:14
No.435975726

Anonymous (ID: O0Unh/uh) 11/09/12(Fri)18:37:14 No.435975726

WHAT IN FUCK
I'M DOING TRIPLE TAKES OVER HERE

Anonymous (ID: jPay4rQu)
11/09/12(Fri)18:37:48
No.435975825

Anonymous (ID: jPay4rQu) 11/09/12(Fri)18:37:48 No.435975825

excellent op, 10/10

Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3)
11/09/12(Fri)18:37:58
No.435975854

Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3) 11/09/12(Fri)18:37:58 No.435975854

>>435975448
I'd respond with another "jar of spaghetti"-related pun, but honestly I think I used them all up while writing this. SORRY.

Anonymous (ID: DWtg8iIj)
11/09/12(Fri)18:37:59
No.435975862

Anonymous (ID: DWtg8iIj) 11/09/12(Fri)18:37:59 No.435975862

>>435969427
lol'd hard

Anonymous (ID: yPxXsuEI)
11/09/12(Fri)18:38:03
No.435975869

Anonymous (ID: yPxXsuEI) 11/09/12(Fri)18:38:03 No.435975869

I'm glad I was here for this

Anonymous (ID: aG0nVWWK)
11/09/12(Fri)18:38:06
No.435975875

Anonymous (ID: aG0nVWWK) 11/09/12(Fri)18:38:06 No.435975875

>>435969427
11/10
So good I read it thrice.

Anonymous (ID: rsD2aFpz)
11/09/12(Fri)18:38:17
No.435975909

Anonymous (ID: rsD2aFpz) 11/09/12(Fri)18:38:17 No.435975909

>>435969427
SEE! /b/ ISN'T TOTAL SHIT YET!!! NOBODY BELIEVED ME BUT I KNEW IT!! 10/10

Anonymous (ID: 3JS7RvNk)
11/09/12(Fri)18:38:30
No.435975948

Anonymous (ID: 3JS7RvNk) 11/09/12(Fri)18:38:30 No.435975948

can someone please explain why OP's use of prego is a pun? I'm a bit confused.

Anonymous (ID: yyHZoNjm)
11/09/12(Fri)18:38:33
No.435975956

Anonymous (ID: yyHZoNjm) 11/09/12(Fri)18:38:33 No.435975956

File: 1352504313100.jpg-(51 KB, 455x728, 1352248635928.jpg)

Nicely done.

Anonymous (ID: GUWH/9Xi)
11/09/12(Fri)18:38:38
No.435975973

Anonymous (ID: GUWH/9Xi) 11/09/12(Fri)18:38:38 No.435975973

File: 1352504318018.jpg-(17 KB, 473x488, 1352241511906.jpg)

>>435969427

Anonymous (ID: HiD7XIlt)
11/09/12(Fri)18:39:31
No.435976126

Anonymous (ID: HiD7XIlt) 11/09/12(Fri)18:39:31 No.435976126

excellent job op

Anonymous (ID: gJwvYmy9)
11/09/12(Fri)18:39:48
No.435976175

Anonymous (ID: gJwvYmy9) 11/09/12(Fri)18:39:48 No.435976175

>>435969427
10/10

Anonymous (ID: hiKauwMe)
11/09/12(Fri)18:40:28
No.435976297

Anonymous (ID: hiKauwMe) 11/09/12(Fri)18:40:28 No.435976297

File: 1352504428964.gif-(2 MB, 371x331, 1318750521005.gif)

Anonymous (ID: 3cH75Fgt)
11/09/12(Fri)18:40:30
No.435976304

Anonymous (ID: 3cH75Fgt) 11/09/12(Fri)18:40:30 No.435976304

>>435969427
10/10

Anonymous (ID: 0FRR2LCI)
11/09/12(Fri)18:40:34
No.435976314

Anonymous (ID: 0FRR2LCI) 11/09/12(Fri)18:40:34 No.435976314

>>435969427
dude....you are my hero, this is a win of biblical proportions.

Anonymous (ID: kbYChrqM)
11/09/12(Fri)18:41:17
No.435976418

Anonymous (ID: kbYChrqM) 11/09/12(Fri)18:41:17 No.435976418

File: 1352504477071.jpg-(73 KB, 460x680, durban.jpg)

yes it's good and fun but /b/ is overreacting.

Anonymous (ID: Heaven)
11/09/12(Fri)18:41:23
No.435976435

Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 11/09/12(Fri)18:41:23 No.435976435

>>435973819
ACCUALLY? Learn to spell man.

Anonymous (ID: O3NTg5PV)
11/09/12(Fri)18:41:52
No.435976528

Anonymous (ID: O3NTg5PV) 11/09/12(Fri)18:41:52 No.435976528

>>435969427
You got me good you fucker. 10/10.

Anonymous (ID: s2BZs9kt)
11/09/12(Fri)18:41:59
No.435976542

Anonymous (ID: s2BZs9kt) 11/09/12(Fri)18:41:59 No.435976542

File: 1352504519016.jpg-(43 KB, 400x437, 1350456223152.jpg)

>>435969427

u sir, make me believe theres hope in humanity

Anonymous (ID: G67ue3m1)
11/09/12(Fri)18:42:06
No.435976562

Anonymous (ID: G67ue3m1) 11/09/12(Fri)18:42:06 No.435976562

File: 1352504526917.jpg-(20 KB, 396x303, Well-played-sir-well-played[1].jpg)

Anonymous (ID: dbuHEswk)
11/09/12(Fri)18:42:16
No.435976585

Anonymous (ID: dbuHEswk) 11/09/12(Fri)18:42:16 No.435976585

10/10 screenshot this shit

Anonymous (ID: YK24AJ1g)
11/09/12(Fri)18:43:15
No.435976752

Anonymous (ID: YK24AJ1g) 11/09/12(Fri)18:43:15 No.435976752

>>435975948

sseee >>435973021

Anonymous (ID: ShSq5clw)
11/09/12(Fri)18:43:18
No.435976764

Anonymous (ID: ShSq5clw) 11/09/12(Fri)18:43:18 No.435976764

fucking got me and i tought about what to say to you before i read it lel

Anonymous (ID: dVgLpwI3)
11/09/12(Fri)18:43:18
No.435976765

Anonymous (ID: dVgLpwI3) 11/09/12(Fri)18:43:18 No.435976765

20/10 will read every day for the rest of my life.

Anonymous (ID: rsD2aFpz)
11/09/12(Fri)18:43:30
No.435976803

Anonymous (ID: rsD2aFpz) 11/09/12(Fri)18:43:30 No.435976803

>>435976418
it's been a rough month okay

Anonymous (ID: V/TVOHj6)
11/09/12(Fri)18:43:46
No.435976854

Anonymous (ID: V/TVOHj6) 11/09/12(Fri)18:43:46 No.435976854

File: 1352504626734.jpg-(26 KB, 222x203, 1349620000680.jpg)

good shit OP, got me fair and square

Hats off to you

Anonymous (ID: anEmVbgn)
11/09/12(Fri)18:43:59
No.435976886

Anonymous (ID: anEmVbgn) 11/09/12(Fri)18:43:59 No.435976886

File: 1352504639252.jpg-(3 KB, 125x95, 1351522849571s.jpg)

>>435972291
.... do I detect some newfaggotry?
>that makes since dumass
>since
>Dumass

Anonymous (ID: YK24AJ1g)
11/09/12(Fri)18:44:01
No.435976893

Anonymous (ID: YK24AJ1g) 11/09/12(Fri)18:44:01 No.435976893

oh yes and 10/10 praise compliments etc..

Anonymous (ID: ShSq5clw)
11/09/12(Fri)18:44:12
No.435976926

Anonymous (ID: ShSq5clw) 11/09/12(Fri)18:44:12 No.435976926

>>435973004
>>435973004
>>435973004
>>435973004
i want this too

Anonymous (ID: eFJAbH9Z)
11/09/12(Fri)18:44:35
No.435976980

Anonymous (ID: eFJAbH9Z) 11/09/12(Fri)18:44:35 No.435976980

.01\01 PO day my made

Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3)
11/09/12(Fri)18:44:55
No.435977040

Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3) 11/09/12(Fri)18:44:55 No.435977040

While I'm here, I might as well use my poster ID in order to get bragging rights.

THIS IS SAM Z R, BITCHES.

Anonymous (ID: XR+0jHwq)
11/09/12(Fri)18:45:29
No.435977148

Anonymous (ID: XR+0jHwq) 11/09/12(Fri)18:45:29 No.435977148

>>435969427
cheers to that.

Anonymous (ID: GB5I8tuO)
11/09/12(Fri)18:45:46
No.435977194

Anonymous (ID: GB5I8tuO) 11/09/12(Fri)18:45:46 No.435977194

I came here on the pre-tense of penis induced abortions goddammit!

Anonymous (ID: yPxXsuEI)
11/09/12(Fri)18:45:54
No.435977224

Anonymous (ID: yPxXsuEI) 11/09/12(Fri)18:45:54 No.435977224

>>435976886
It's actually kind of embarrassing that you responded to that troll. Are you proud of yourself? Cmon man...

Anonymous (ID: LVfjoLU6)
11/09/12(Fri)18:46:23
No.435977306

Anonymous (ID: LVfjoLU6) 11/09/12(Fri)18:46:23 No.435977306

File: 1352504783912.jpg-(32 KB, 500x384, 1342831761487.jpg)

>>435969427
Bravo op, bravo.

Anonymous (ID: s+RfPol4)
11/09/12(Fri)18:46:50
No.435977390

Anonymous (ID: s+RfPol4) 11/09/12(Fri)18:46:50 No.435977390

File: 1352504810588.jpg-(49 KB, 441x408, 1338239333067.jpg)

>>435976507
>mfw

Anonymous (ID: jbSL8A2P)
11/09/12(Fri)18:46:54
No.435977403

Anonymous (ID: jbSL8A2P) 11/09/12(Fri)18:46:54 No.435977403

le lol

Anonymous (ID: O5DFvZjt)
11/09/12(Fri)18:47:01
No.435977428

Anonymous (ID: O5DFvZjt) 11/09/12(Fri)18:47:01 No.435977428

10/10 i lol'd

Anonymous (ID: eFJAbH9Z)
11/09/12(Fri)18:47:10
No.435977457

Anonymous (ID: eFJAbH9Z) 11/09/12(Fri)18:47:10 No.435977457

> prego, saucy, noodle, chunks, transparent, vegetative state

I should have seen it coming...

Anonymous (ID: g08WcdnF)
11/09/12(Fri)18:47:19
No.435977483

Anonymous (ID: g08WcdnF) 11/09/12(Fri)18:47:19 No.435977483

Slowclap.gif
Good show OP

Anonymous (ID: 3JS7RvNk)
11/09/12(Fri)18:47:30
No.435977528

Anonymous (ID: 3JS7RvNk) 11/09/12(Fri)18:47:30 No.435977528

>>435976752
cheers man.
I skim read the thread looking for an answer, didn't bother paying much attention to the pictures.

Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3)
11/09/12(Fri)18:47:59
No.435977605

Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3) 11/09/12(Fri)18:47:59 No.435977605

>>435977390
Holy shit. It's already become copypasta. Jesus.

Anonymous (ID: LhWhm7Nu)
11/09/12(Fri)18:48:50
No.435977757

Anonymous (ID: LhWhm7Nu) 11/09/12(Fri)18:48:50 No.435977757

>>435976886
>Calls someone a newfag
>Posts a thumbnail

Anonymous (ID: 0blF2HBc)
11/09/12(Fri)18:49:07
No.435977809

Anonymous (ID: 0blF2HBc) 11/09/12(Fri)18:49:07 No.435977809

>>>435977213
Holly shit nigger

Anonymous (ID: CCSkrJ/m)
11/09/12(Fri)18:49:53
No.435977930

Anonymous (ID: CCSkrJ/m) 11/09/12(Fri)18:49:53 No.435977930

mfw OP is a beta faggot who can't get a real girl and resorts to fucking pasta sauce

Anonymous (ID: T7RxDwBC)
11/09/12(Fri)18:50:48
No.435978074

Anonymous (ID: T7RxDwBC) 11/09/12(Fri)18:50:48 No.435978074

Tomato is a fruit

Anonymous (ID: lovBMOcb)
11/09/12(Fri)18:51:06
No.435978127

Anonymous (ID: lovBMOcb) 11/09/12(Fri)18:51:06 No.435978127

File: 1352505066340.jpg-(63 KB, 359x500, male_lld_gorilla_3459_475.jpg)

>>435977930
>mfw newfags

Anonymous (ID: 3vrgr7Az)
11/09/12(Fri)18:51:52
No.435978259

Anonymous (ID: 3vrgr7Az) 11/09/12(Fri)18:51:52 No.435978259

>>435972291
You're a fucking retarded faggot

Anonymous (ID: 2IUh2E88)
11/09/12(Fri)18:52:06
No.435978308

Anonymous (ID: 2IUh2E88) 11/09/12(Fri)18:52:06 No.435978308

Beautimus dude.

Beautimus.

Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3)
11/09/12(Fri)18:52:06
No.435978309

Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3) 11/09/12(Fri)18:52:06 No.435978309

>>435978074
You're a fruit.

Anonymous (ID: CCSkrJ/m)
11/09/12(Fri)18:52:42
No.435978413

Anonymous (ID: CCSkrJ/m) 11/09/12(Fri)18:52:42 No.435978413

Hit the punchline and I ragued so hard!

Anonymous (ID: dh/8yIU+)
11/09/12(Fri)18:52:50
No.435978430

Anonymous (ID: dh/8yIU+) 11/09/12(Fri)18:52:50 No.435978430

File: 1352505170418.png-(14 KB, 353x320, 1351901552397.png)

9000/10 for OP, made me chuckle.

Anonymous (ID: cxgfHGPh)
11/09/12(Fri)18:53:42
No.435978587

Anonymous (ID: cxgfHGPh) 11/09/12(Fri)18:53:42 No.435978587

This is the only good thing on /b/

Anonymous (ID: 0blF2HBc)
11/09/12(Fri)18:54:17
No.435978684

Anonymous (ID: 0blF2HBc) 11/09/12(Fri)18:54:17 No.435978684

>mfw when there now about 3 more threads of the same thing

Anonymous (ID: jbSL8A2P)
11/09/12(Fri)18:54:43
No.435978760

Anonymous (ID: jbSL8A2P) 11/09/12(Fri)18:54:43 No.435978760

>>435969427
>>435973447
>>435976507
>>435977213
>>435975286
>>435977989

copying cancer.

Anonymous (ID: 2d9fLBji)
11/09/12(Fri)18:55:55
No.435978971

Anonymous (ID: 2d9fLBji) 11/09/12(Fri)18:55:55 No.435978971

gj OP, thanks for making me laugh again!
10/10

Anonymous (ID: SF+IhQ5d)
11/09/12(Fri)18:56:01
No.435978992

Anonymous (ID: SF+IhQ5d) 11/09/12(Fri)18:56:01 No.435978992

>>435978413

LOL

Anonymous (ID: fhxAjoHP)
11/09/12(Fri)18:56:11
No.435979018

Anonymous (ID: fhxAjoHP) 11/09/12(Fri)18:56:11 No.435979018

File: 1352505371679.jpg-(55 KB, 850x600, 1350187813349.jpg)

Congrats OP, made me laugh hard

10/10

Anonymous (ID: KKM4Q9J7)
11/09/12(Fri)18:56:18
No.435979038

Anonymous (ID: KKM4Q9J7) 11/09/12(Fri)18:56:18 No.435979038

Toasting to confirm I was here for the OC.

Anonymous (ID: ZqgX8odZ)
11/09/12(Fri)18:57:21
No.435979235

Anonymous (ID: ZqgX8odZ) 11/09/12(Fri)18:57:21 No.435979235

File: 1352505441695.gif-(498 KB, 262x200, 1344300420987.gif)

I haven't been this amazed since I watched fight club. you've done well OP

Anonymous (ID: IULq2hlg)
11/09/12(Fri)18:57:23
No.435979240

Anonymous (ID: IULq2hlg) 11/09/12(Fri)18:57:23 No.435979240

File: 1352505443674.jpg-(40 KB, 568x600, 568px-Andreas_bechtolsheim.jpg)

mfw

Anonymous (ID: 6/tr8hxp)
11/09/12(Fri)18:57:29
No.435979259

Anonymous (ID: 6/tr8hxp) 11/09/12(Fri)18:57:29 No.435979259

OP is genius

Anonymous (ID: AMI7QTMS)
11/09/12(Fri)18:58:07
No.435979357

Anonymous (ID: AMI7QTMS) 11/09/12(Fri)18:58:07 No.435979357

Original thread
>>435976507
>>435976507
>>435976507

Anonymous (ID: 4pWXeX6A)
11/09/12(Fri)18:58:07
No.435979360

Anonymous (ID: 4pWXeX6A) 11/09/12(Fri)18:58:07 No.435979360

>>435972930
someones mad........

Anonymous (ID: GriXLPUG)
11/09/12(Fri)18:58:46
No.435979460

Anonymous (ID: GriXLPUG) 11/09/12(Fri)18:58:46 No.435979460

File: 1352505526767.jpg-(43 KB, 400x425, stalincoolop.jpg)

Anonymous (ID: SF+IhQ5d)
11/09/12(Fri)19:01:01
No.435979852

Anonymous (ID: SF+IhQ5d) 11/09/12(Fri)19:01:01 No.435979852

>>435979357

Current thread posted 15:58

your "original" thread posted 16:41

Learn2time faggot

Anonymous (ID: 3pHmieit)
11/09/12(Fri)19:01:32
No.435979954

Anonymous (ID: 3pHmieit) 11/09/12(Fri)19:01:32 No.435979954

File: 1352505692353.png-(203 KB, 278x325, Untitled.png)

fucking loled

thanks OP

Anonymous (ID: 4pWXeX6A)
11/09/12(Fri)19:01:46
No.435979997

Anonymous (ID: 4pWXeX6A) 11/09/12(Fri)19:01:46 No.435979997

>>435979465
damn youre pretty hot too nice

op you copied this look at all these other threads they're linking. fucking asshole
>>435979357
>>435978760

Anonymous (ID: Heaven)
11/09/12(Fri)19:02:44
No.435980168

Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 11/09/12(Fri)19:02:44 No.435980168

QUICK EVERYBODY PUT IT ON FACEBOOK SO PEOPLE CAN LIKE IT

Anonymous (ID: rsD2aFpz)
11/09/12(Fri)19:02:49
No.435980183

Anonymous (ID: rsD2aFpz) 11/09/12(Fri)19:02:49 No.435980183

>>435979357
>original thread
>posted after op's
they have timestamps on posts you know

Anonymous (ID: rsD2aFpz)
11/09/12(Fri)19:03:54
No.435980357

Anonymous (ID: rsD2aFpz) 11/09/12(Fri)19:03:54 No.435980357

>>435979997
look at the fucking time you retard

Anonymous (ID: O0Unh/uh)
11/09/12(Fri)19:04:31
No.435980464

Anonymous (ID: O0Unh/uh) 11/09/12(Fri)19:04:31 No.435980464

>>435978127

yeah, what you're SUPPOSED to do is
>10/10
> ROFLMAO

Anonymous (ID: qIGxOLXU)
11/09/12(Fri)19:04:59
No.435980548

Anonymous (ID: qIGxOLXU) 11/09/12(Fri)19:04:59 No.435980548

I salute your OC.

It was crafty -- definitely not cheesy -- and left me with a feeling of "gee-whiz, why didn't I think of that?" We don't need more canned crap , so a tip of the nozzle to you, sir.

Anonymous (ID: LwyV2wfu)
11/09/12(Fri)19:05:36
No.435980674

Anonymous (ID: LwyV2wfu) 11/09/12(Fri)19:05:36 No.435980674

there must be a certain way of greentexting that instantly tips me off that its a fucking lame-ass setup.

0/10 did not read more than the first 4 lines before jumping to the bottom.

Anonymous (ID: O0Unh/uh)
11/09/12(Fri)19:08:31
No.435981151

Anonymous (ID: O0Unh/uh) 11/09/12(Fri)19:08:31 No.435981151

>mfw /b/ can't enjoy and participate in new pasta anymore
>it's just LOL and move on to the next RAFF RUSE thread

THIS IS NOT FUNNYJUNK DAWT CAWM.
YOU POST IN A THREAD TO COOPERATE.
YOU BUILD UPON POSTS.

THIS THREAD IS NOT ARCHIVE WORTHY. THERE IS ONE FUCKING POST.
SCREENCAP IT.

GOOD DAY TO YOU NEWFAGS.

Anonymous (ID: qIGxOLXU)
11/09/12(Fri)19:09:32
No.435981329

Anonymous (ID: qIGxOLXU) 11/09/12(Fri)19:09:32 No.435981329

File: 1352506172758.jpg-(34 KB, 300x300, can-i-give-my-baby-laughi(...).jpg)

Laughing cow approves. Two hooves up.

Anonymous (ID: rsD2aFpz)
11/09/12(Fri)19:09:40
No.435981360

Anonymous (ID: rsD2aFpz) 11/09/12(Fri)19:09:40 No.435981360

>>435981151
no one said to archive it, except that one sarcastic asshole, it's been a rough month okay, we needed this

Anonymous (ID: xTKF/nm9)
11/09/12(Fri)19:09:59
No.435981421

Anonymous (ID: xTKF/nm9) 11/09/12(Fri)19:09:59 No.435981421

Good one OP, 7/10

Anonymous (ID: iuZlM5Vy)
11/09/12(Fri)19:10:35
No.435981553

Anonymous (ID: iuZlM5Vy) 11/09/12(Fri)19:10:35 No.435981553

stop having sex then you fucking faggot

Anonymous (ID: NKG90FhJ)
11/09/12(Fri)19:11:05
No.435981676

Anonymous (ID: NKG90FhJ) 11/09/12(Fri)19:11:05 No.435981676

>>435971851
Thanks!

Anonymous (ID: 0blF2HBc)
11/09/12(Fri)19:15:03
No.435982441

Anonymous (ID: 0blF2HBc) 11/09/12(Fri)19:15:03 No.435982441

>>435972930
you newfag this is the real thread >>435977213

Anonymous (ID: e6NETsf1)
11/09/12(Fri)19:15:07
No.435982461

Anonymous (ID: e6NETsf1) 11/09/12(Fri)19:15:07 No.435982461

File: 1352506507441.jpg-(111 KB, 400x400, ill give you a 1 outta 10.jpg)

Anonymous (ID: t/7b2P74)
11/09/12(Fri)19:16:04
No.435982627

Anonymous (ID: t/7b2P74) 11/09/12(Fri)19:16:04 No.435982627

>>435969427
>prego
10/10

Anonymous (ID: K+b5LlDX)
11/09/12(Fri)19:16:36
No.435982758

Anonymous (ID: K+b5LlDX) 11/09/12(Fri)19:16:36 No.435982758

File: 1352506596711.jpg-(44 KB, 450x500, 1348205061098.jpg)

>>435969427
fucking bravo...you dropped so many hints so creatively and cleverly
saved

Anonymous (ID: NxHuxZEq)
11/09/12(Fri)19:17:51
No.435982993

Anonymous (ID: NxHuxZEq) 11/09/12(Fri)19:17:51 No.435982993

12/10 would lol again

Anonymous (ID: TpTvb6dz)
11/09/12(Fri)19:19:41
No.435983357

Anonymous (ID: TpTvb6dz) 11/09/12(Fri)19:19:41 No.435983357

File: 1352506781151.gif-(246 KB, 480x360, 1350722557493.gif)

>>435972789
proud of you, kid

Anonymous (ID: td7uMVLY)
11/09/12(Fri)19:19:57
No.435983418

Anonymous (ID: td7uMVLY) 11/09/12(Fri)19:19:57 No.435983418

File: 1352506797007.jpg-(36 KB, 300x300, aragorn.jpg)

Damn, OP. Damn you

Anonymous (ID: TpTvb6dz)
11/09/12(Fri)19:20:37
No.435983531

Anonymous (ID: TpTvb6dz) 11/09/12(Fri)19:20:37 No.435983531

File: 1352506837591.jpg-(41 KB, 320x240, 1352294841434.jpg)

>>435972930
dude why the fuck would you try and steal OP's thunder? Fuck off

Anonymous (ID: bni+7WGh)
11/09/12(Fri)19:20:41
No.435983542

Anonymous (ID: bni+7WGh) 11/09/12(Fri)19:20:41 No.435983542

File: 1352506841492.png-(260 KB, 352x315, 1352255394338.png)

9/10 good job op

Anonymous (ID: /6kFEE5A)
11/09/12(Fri)19:22:51
No.435983946

Anonymous (ID: /6kFEE5A) 11/09/12(Fri)19:22:51 No.435983946

6/10

noodle was a little too much of a red flag

Anonymous (ID: DqukTKTX)
11/09/12(Fri)19:23:13
No.435984013

Anonymous (ID: DqukTKTX) 11/09/12(Fri)19:23:13 No.435984013

>prego
>saucy
>noodle

too much in first 3 lines, gave it away.

Anonymous (ID: GZbgpzHS)
11/09/12(Fri)19:25:05
No.435984362

Anonymous (ID: GZbgpzHS) 11/09/12(Fri)19:25:05 No.435984362

File: 1352507105313.jpg-(91 KB, 425x300, 1349558720750.jpg)

>mfw

Anonymous (ID: EIXKKlnY)
11/09/12(Fri)19:25:11
No.435984391

Anonymous (ID: EIXKKlnY) 11/09/12(Fri)19:25:11 No.435984391

File: 1352507111132.jpg-(97 KB, 427x640, 1263733495988.jpg)

Good show OP. Also, Fuck you

Anonymous (ID: 5Eqzy3rB)
11/09/12(Fri)19:25:52
No.435984504

Anonymous (ID: 5Eqzy3rB) 11/09/12(Fri)19:25:52 No.435984504

File: 1352507152632.jpg-(53 KB, 500x333, 1346191028703.jpg)

>>435969427
10/10
would read again

Anonymous (ID: KoZPH7NH)
11/09/12(Fri)19:26:07
No.435984562

Anonymous (ID: KoZPH7NH) 11/09/12(Fri)19:26:07 No.435984562

File: 1352507167956.gif-(287 KB, 480x360, 1350188878571.gif)

>>435969427

Anonymous (ID: 0n1+ziK6)
11/09/12(Fri)19:26:48
No.435984692

Anonymous (ID: 0n1+ziK6) 11/09/12(Fri)19:26:48 No.435984692

negative one million / 10

Lame.

Saged.

Anonymous (ID: 0blF2HBc)
11/09/12(Fri)19:27:33
No.435984851

Anonymous (ID: 0blF2HBc) 11/09/12(Fri)19:27:33 No.435984851

>>435984692
>says sage
>doesn't sage
Isshigy diggydy

Anonymous (ID: /H/8jq7k)
11/09/12(Fri)19:28:29
No.435985037

Anonymous (ID: /H/8jq7k) 11/09/12(Fri)19:28:29 No.435985037

>>435969427
>gf is prego
>saucy
>glassy, jarred look
>almost transparent
>could continue...OP, you are hereby awarded 7 internets and my life

Anonymous (ID: 0n1+ziK6)
11/09/12(Fri)19:28:41
No.435985064

Anonymous (ID: 0n1+ziK6) 11/09/12(Fri)19:28:41 No.435985064

It was lame 3 days ago when it was on reddit.

It is still lame now.

Anonymous (ID: ninSvIox)
11/09/12(Fri)19:29:57
No.435985273

Anonymous (ID: ninSvIox) 11/09/12(Fri)19:29:57 No.435985273

>>435971550
>Now this'll be the best copypasta ever.
>best copypasta ever
>copypasta ever
>copypasta
>pasta

Anonymous (ID: 3acL2uLo)
11/09/12(Fri)19:30:33
No.435985379

Anonymous (ID: 3acL2uLo) 11/09/12(Fri)19:30:33 No.435985379

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Well played, sir.

Anonymous (ID: 1bqtOQBF)
11/09/12(Fri)19:30:41
No.435985408

Anonymous (ID: 1bqtOQBF) 11/09/12(Fri)19:30:41 No.435985408

posting in epic bread

Anonymous (ID: pElibkWp)
11/09/12(Fri)19:31:25
No.435985549

Anonymous (ID: pElibkWp) 11/09/12(Fri)19:31:25 No.435985549

I didn't notice the particularly large amount of posts and it still got me, well played. well played indeed. COMPUTER BLUE

Anonymous (ID: 0n1+ziK6)
11/09/12(Fri)19:31:31
No.435985560

Anonymous (ID: 0n1+ziK6) 11/09/12(Fri)19:31:31 No.435985560

Quit bringing your cancerous reddit garbage to /b/.

Anonymous (ID: Pj9a3a8f)
11/09/12(Fri)19:32:12
No.435985682

Anonymous (ID: Pj9a3a8f) 11/09/12(Fri)19:32:12 No.435985682

10/10
well done op
>>435985273
oh, i get it

Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3)
11/09/12(Fri)19:33:10
No.435985868

Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3) 11/09/12(Fri)19:33:10 No.435985868

>>435985064
I literally typed this all up last night. But lol okei

Anonymous (ID: SXHu52nQ)
11/09/12(Fri)19:34:50
No.435986162

Anonymous (ID: SXHu52nQ) 11/09/12(Fri)19:34:50 No.435986162

File: 1352507690519.jpg-(47 KB, 604x453, 1250064312960.jpg)

Omg based OP. You can fuck my bitch based OP.

Anonymous (ID: 5MJ6xH5d)
11/09/12(Fri)19:36:07
No.435986357

Anonymous (ID: 5MJ6xH5d) 11/09/12(Fri)19:36:07 No.435986357

Today, OP was not a faggot. Damn good.

Anonymous (ID: SXHu52nQ)
11/09/12(Fri)19:37:02
No.435986512

Anonymous (ID: SXHu52nQ) 11/09/12(Fri)19:37:02 No.435986512

File: 1352507822072.jpg-(74 KB, 533x524, 1282192299944.jpg)

>>435985064
>knowing if something was posted on reddit

Fuck you.

Anonymous (ID: B854C/0y)
11/09/12(Fri)19:37:13
No.435986539

Anonymous (ID: B854C/0y) 11/09/12(Fri)19:37:13 No.435986539

File: 1352507833713.jpg-(24 KB, 404x267, 1347150217077.jpg)

this is not the post we deserved, but the one we needed.

Anonymous (ID: lqsg+bPk)
11/09/12(Fri)19:38:36
No.435986792

Anonymous (ID: lqsg+bPk) 11/09/12(Fri)19:38:36 No.435986792

nice

Anonymous (ID: smNFoVNO)
11/09/12(Fri)19:39:36
No.435986957

Anonymous (ID: smNFoVNO) 11/09/12(Fri)19:39:36 No.435986957

all of my lawlz. you got me good OP, well done good sir.

Anonymous (ID: fWzbMS9D)
11/09/12(Fri)19:40:01
No.435987037

Anonymous (ID: fWzbMS9D) 11/09/12(Fri)19:40:01 No.435987037

File: 1352508001619.jpg-(83 KB, 600x579, 1351652401702.jpg)

OP, do you think this is a motherfucking game?
> 6/10, totally was expecting :walkthedinosaur:

Anonymous (ID: 78TjZD17)
11/09/12(Fri)19:42:07
No.435987379

Anonymous (ID: 78TjZD17) 11/09/12(Fri)19:42:07 No.435987379

>>435969427
8/10
got me

Anonymous (ID: ZPZo8RuA)
11/09/12(Fri)19:42:07
No.435987383

Anonymous (ID: ZPZo8RuA) 11/09/12(Fri)19:42:07 No.435987383

File: 1352508127582.jpg-(49 KB, 300x400, Noobmans.jpg)

You killed my daughter...

Anonymous (ID: smSiv54R)
11/09/12(Fri)19:43:54
No.435987686

Anonymous (ID: smSiv54R) 11/09/12(Fri)19:43:54 No.435987686

Holy fucking jesus, you said it in the first line and dropped hints the entire time and still got me and seems like everyone else too. Bravo to you OP, literally made me gasp at how clever this pasta is. Bra-fucking-vo

Anonymous (ID: V3l0S597)
11/09/12(Fri)19:44:38
No.435987805

Anonymous (ID: V3l0S597) 11/09/12(Fri)19:44:38 No.435987805

0/10
Posted less than an hour ago, recognized it from the first 2 sentences. At least change your pasta every once in a while.

Anonymous (ID: uE5YKLkA)
11/09/12(Fri)19:45:59
No.435988040

Anonymous (ID: uE5YKLkA) 11/09/12(Fri)19:45:59 No.435988040

>>435969427
you sir are a gentleman and a scholar

Anonymous (ID: 4it7HjgI)
11/09/12(Fri)19:46:35
No.435988159

Anonymous (ID: 4it7HjgI) 11/09/12(Fri)19:46:35 No.435988159

>>435969427
Got me. I laughed at the end.

Anonymous (ID: D8pBnCUI)
11/09/12(Fri)19:48:03
No.435988389

Anonymous (ID: D8pBnCUI) 11/09/12(Fri)19:48:03 No.435988389

DAMMIT OP! 10/10

Anonymous (ID: fgHJBH+p)
11/09/12(Fri)19:48:41
No.435988492

Anonymous (ID: fgHJBH+p) 11/09/12(Fri)19:48:41 No.435988492

File: 1352508521578.jpg-(45 KB, 335x462, 1350019873218.jpg)

>>435972291

Anonymous (ID: 4it7HjgI)
11/09/12(Fri)19:49:51
No.435988682

Anonymous (ID: 4it7HjgI) 11/09/12(Fri)19:49:51 No.435988682

>>435972291
>didn't get the joke
>rages retardedly at OP
You best be trolling.

Anonymous (ID: 6mrs9wNr)
11/09/12(Fri)19:50:32
No.435988806

Anonymous (ID: 6mrs9wNr) 11/09/12(Fri)19:50:32 No.435988806

7/10

Anonymous (ID: 0n1+ziK6)
11/09/12(Fri)19:50:53
No.435988862

Anonymous (ID: 0n1+ziK6) 11/09/12(Fri)19:50:53 No.435988862

>>435987805

It's from reddit. I already saw it there 3 or 4 days ago.

Anonymous (ID: Y350ZoDz)
11/09/12(Fri)19:51:35
No.435988963

Anonymous (ID: Y350ZoDz) 11/09/12(Fri)19:51:35 No.435988963

>>435969427
i lost my fucking shit

Anonymous (ID: 7NKTcCqS)
11/09/12(Fri)19:51:58
No.435989038

Anonymous (ID: 7NKTcCqS) 11/09/12(Fri)19:51:58 No.435989038

>>435975956

sauce

Anonymous (ID: MNFscHwh)
11/09/12(Fri)19:52:19
No.435989089

Anonymous (ID: MNFscHwh) 11/09/12(Fri)19:52:19 No.435989089

File: 1352508739790.png-(374 KB, 528x553, 1305493238110.png)

>>435969427
Oh goddamn, that was amazing.

Anonymous (ID: xpks3wi0)
11/09/12(Fri)19:52:30
No.435989129

Anonymous (ID: xpks3wi0) 11/09/12(Fri)19:52:30 No.435989129

Nice OP, very nice.
Got me good, I needed that. Lolol.
10/10 for a good man

Anonymous (ID: c7F1AzmT)
11/09/12(Fri)19:52:59
No.435989221

Anonymous (ID: c7F1AzmT) 11/09/12(Fri)19:52:59 No.435989221

God damnit OP. you got me good.

9/10 could've used a little more story

Anonymous (ID: Y350ZoDz)
11/09/12(Fri)19:53:23
No.435989282

Anonymous (ID: Y350ZoDz) 11/09/12(Fri)19:53:23 No.435989282

>>435970915
SPREAD THAT SHIT

Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3)
11/09/12(Fri)19:53:24
No.435989284

Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3) 11/09/12(Fri)19:53:24 No.435989284

>>435988862
Sure you did. I literally typed this all about 12 hours ago.

I don't even know why I'm letting you troll me; your previous posts in this thread make it obvious that u just mad.

Anonymous (ID: 9E/dkXpJ)
11/09/12(Fri)19:53:34
No.435989310

Anonymous (ID: 9E/dkXpJ) 11/09/12(Fri)19:53:34 No.435989310

"No. Not tonight," Charlie cried as he buried his tears in his pillow.
"Oh yes, tonight. Tonight, just like yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, and a hundred nights stretching before that ending at the day you came to live with me. Tonight, just like tomorrow." And with that, Willy Wonka removed his pants with a smirk. Usually, Charlie's parents and grandparents had been forced to watch, but Willy had killed them all and used their remains as seasoning for a new type of candy, Scrumdidllyumptious Green Soylet Surprise. Tonight would be Charlie's first night alone.

Anonymous (ID: oAfehwNF)
11/09/12(Fri)19:53:35
No.435989317

Anonymous (ID: oAfehwNF) 11/09/12(Fri)19:53:35 No.435989317

>>435969427

>jarred

I like your style OP.
I like it.

Anonymous (ID: fgHJBH+p)
11/09/12(Fri)19:53:36
No.435989318

Anonymous (ID: fgHJBH+p) 11/09/12(Fri)19:53:36 No.435989318

File: 1352508816311.jpg-(34 KB, 694x530, 1348513846875.jpg)

>>435969427
You rule, OP.

Anonymous (ID: QR8KX38Y)
11/09/12(Fri)19:54:05
No.435989386

Anonymous (ID: QR8KX38Y) 11/09/12(Fri)19:54:05 No.435989386

-10/10
Original screencap was in a laugh/lose thread a bit ago.
Fuck outta here.

Anonymous (ID: il5NKz1x)
11/09/12(Fri)19:54:24
No.435989441

Anonymous (ID: il5NKz1x) 11/09/12(Fri)19:54:24 No.435989441

fucking nice, OP

Anonymous (ID: 9E/dkXpJ)
11/09/12(Fri)19:54:25
No.435989449

Anonymous (ID: 9E/dkXpJ) 11/09/12(Fri)19:54:25 No.435989449

>>435989310
Please, Mr. Wonka, please don't!" Charlie gave out one last sob of beligerrence, but the Candyman tore off the young boy's trousers with no senses of regret. "Let's see, what do we have hear today? Is there a treat for me? I most certainly hope there is," said Mr.Wonka as we delved his thumb and two fingers into Charlie's anus. Forcing them in until they were at the knuckle, Willy moved his hand around, as if he was searching for something. Then, his hand stopped, suddenly.

Anonymous (ID: 1f08U1Xo)
11/09/12(Fri)19:55:43
No.435989646

Anonymous (ID: 1f08U1Xo) 11/09/12(Fri)19:55:43 No.435989646

I almost cried when I thought his gf was dead.
Holy shit
10/10
Got my heart pumpin.

Anonymous (ID: HZGlN5WT)
11/09/12(Fri)19:56:09
No.435989693

Anonymous (ID: HZGlN5WT) 11/09/12(Fri)19:56:09 No.435989693

>>435969427
>gf IS prego.

Emotional roller-coaster. You got me, OP.
You got me

>catcha: mpagesB Iron

Anonymous (ID: 9E/dkXpJ)
11/09/12(Fri)19:56:31
No.435989746

Anonymous (ID: 9E/dkXpJ) 11/09/12(Fri)19:56:31 No.435989746

>>435989449
"EUREKA! I found it!" Removing his fingers, Charlie saw that firmly clutched in Mr. Wonka's hand was an everlasting gobstopper that Wonka had placed in there last night. Taking a lick, Mr. Wonka declared "It tastes just as delicious as the day I made it, although I don't know how I got so much corn on the shell formula." Wonka said the last line with a wink at Charlie, as if he expected him to laugh.
"Oh well, time for business." And with that, Willy Wonka dropped the gobstopper to his side and began to slide his PENIS into Charlie's now-loose asshole. Charlie let out a small tear and he began to grunt with every thrust. He must escape this madness. He must kill Willy Wonka.

Anonymous (ID: 07HVbK3G)
11/09/12(Fri)19:57:26
No.435989880

Anonymous (ID: 07HVbK3G) 11/09/12(Fri)19:57:26 No.435989880

>>435972789
>you dun goofed there anon

Anonymous (ID: /kG3mgkN)
11/09/12(Fri)19:58:32
No.435990045

Anonymous (ID: /kG3mgkN) 11/09/12(Fri)19:58:32 No.435990045

File: 1352509112905.jpg-(43 KB, 500x504, 1349800775355.jpg)

>>435969427
DEN OUTTA DEN

Anonymous (ID: 4xOFrUVv)
11/09/12(Fri)19:58:43
No.435990071

Anonymous (ID: 4xOFrUVv) 11/09/12(Fri)19:58:43 No.435990071

fuckin brilliant op

Anonymous (ID: taTB+sBn)
11/09/12(Fri)19:59:18
No.435990178

Anonymous (ID: taTB+sBn) 11/09/12(Fri)19:59:18 No.435990178

>>435969427
nice

Anonymous (ID: 9E/dkXpJ)
11/09/12(Fri)19:59:29
No.435990206

Anonymous (ID: 9E/dkXpJ) 11/09/12(Fri)19:59:29 No.435990206

>>435989746
But there were no knives in his home, in his prison. There were no guns or swords or matches, or anything. Everything that was needed was done for you by an oompa-loompa.
"Charlie, in a few minutes I'm going to place this in your mouth. I think you should like it, it's flavored with an exlusive mix of Charlie Bucket chocolate. Thanks for not wiping, baby."
Charlie had given himself poor anal hygeiene in an attempt to scare Wonka away, but Willy ignored it and fucked him all the same, except now with more facials.
Charlie desperatly wanted out of this hell, and by now he was willing to go through any plan he could in order to escape. And that's when he saw it. Next to Wonka's shaking knees was a gobstopper. Charlie moved his hands back as if to play with Willy, but as soon as he was close enough, he grabbed the gobstopper and swallowed it hole. The taste was revolting, but he had grown used to the taste and smell of his own anal production, so it passed into his throat with no problem. And in his throat is where it lodged.

Anonymous (ID: v676Bh49)
11/09/12(Fri)20:00:02
No.435990294

Anonymous (ID: v676Bh49) 11/09/12(Fri)20:00:02 No.435990294

OP made me cry its a long time good oc has been posted 121141241424/10 Nice job OP

Anonymous (ID: tfpnoOSH)
11/09/12(Fri)20:00:43
No.435990406

Anonymous (ID: tfpnoOSH) 11/09/12(Fri)20:00:43 No.435990406

>>435969427
did she died?

Anonymous (ID: 9E/dkXpJ)
11/09/12(Fri)20:01:24
No.435990498

Anonymous (ID: 9E/dkXpJ) 11/09/12(Fri)20:01:24 No.435990498

>>435990206
By the time Willy Wonka had figured out Charlie was dead, he had already came in the young child's asshole, wondering why the child did not let loose a barage of tears telling him to pull out.
Placing his PENIS in Charlie's mouth, he noticed the boy's flesh to be unusually cold and his tongue to be unresponsive. Fucking him orally anyway, Willy Wonka knew exactly what to do with his apprentice.
He called out to the worker oompa-loompas and told them to take care of the body as they pleased, to which the oompa loompas chuckled and exchanged mischevious smiles. At once, he signaled for the Chief Loompa. Making motions, Wonka spoke to him.
"Another one has died."
"So, what should I do, sir?"

Anonymous (ID: sxSL4p39)
11/09/12(Fri)20:01:57
No.435990587

Anonymous (ID: sxSL4p39) 11/09/12(Fri)20:01:57 No.435990587

>>435969427
10/10 OP, that was a masterpiece. Should have seen it coming, but didn't/

Anonymous (ID: H14/OSGu)
11/09/12(Fri)20:02:19
No.435990645

Anonymous (ID: H14/OSGu) 11/09/12(Fri)20:02:19 No.435990645

Good job, OP. You get Internets today.

Anonymous (ID: Dirm7ruL)
11/09/12(Fri)20:02:40
No.435990696

Anonymous (ID: Dirm7ruL) 11/09/12(Fri)20:02:40 No.435990696

File: 1352509360232.jpg-(96 KB, 1338x716, raughs.jpg)

>>435969427
Oh, god. This was like the Citizen Kane of greentext. Every time I reread it, I noticed new puns. 11/10, OP, would laugh again.

Anonymous (ID: EWemOGLq)
11/09/12(Fri)20:02:46
No.435990715

Anonymous (ID: EWemOGLq) 11/09/12(Fri)20:02:46 No.435990715

bump

Anonymous (ID: TCnk07Up)
11/09/12(Fri)20:04:34
No.435990978

Anonymous (ID: TCnk07Up) 11/09/12(Fri)20:04:34 No.435990978

1/10 OP, new where it was going from
>sticking my noodle

Ive been here too long

Anonymous (ID: Dirm7ruL)
11/09/12(Fri)20:04:34
No.435990979

Anonymous (ID: Dirm7ruL) 11/09/12(Fri)20:04:34 No.435990979

>>435971074
Nothin' goes with a good copypasta like a bit of sage, my man.

Anonymous (ID: 9E/dkXpJ)
11/09/12(Fri)20:04:48
No.435991017

Anonymous (ID: 9E/dkXpJ) 11/09/12(Fri)20:04:48 No.435991017

>>435990498
"Distribute the memory eraser chocolate, again,"
"And then, boss?"
"Tell the world that my factory is opening it's doors to the public after 15 years of life as a hermit. And make sure only boys find the gold this time."

Anonymous (ID: RPUMt71b)
11/09/12(Fri)20:06:18
No.435991282

Anonymous (ID: RPUMt71b) 11/09/12(Fri)20:06:18 No.435991282

>>435969427
one internet for you

Anonymous (ID: 6aR8kK3E)
11/09/12(Fri)20:06:25
No.435991304

Anonymous (ID: 6aR8kK3E) 11/09/12(Fri)20:06:25 No.435991304

10

Anonymous (ID: BqR3L4Ki)
11/09/12(Fri)20:07:32
No.435991481

Anonymous (ID: BqR3L4Ki) 11/09/12(Fri)20:07:32 No.435991481

9/10
Go get yourself some cookies

Anonymous (ID: tDWhBCKs)
11/09/12(Fri)20:11:14
No.435992089

Anonymous (ID: tDWhBCKs) 11/09/12(Fri)20:11:14 No.435992089

File: 1352509874754.png-(288 KB, 467x515, yes.png)

It really wasn't that funny.

Anonymous (ID: rrycCGyW)
11/09/12(Fri)20:13:36
No.435992491

Anonymous (ID: rrycCGyW) 11/09/12(Fri)20:13:36 No.435992491

File: 1352510016828.jpg-(29 KB, 460x305, brbr.jpg)

well played op

Anonymous (ID: 4pWXeX6A)
11/09/12(Fri)20:21:57
No.435993976

Anonymous (ID: 4pWXeX6A) 11/09/12(Fri)20:21:57 No.435993976

>>435980357
are you retarded its called time zones fucking shitdick

Anonymous (ID: 4pWXeX6A)
11/09/12(Fri)20:23:09
No.435994191

Anonymous (ID: 4pWXeX6A) 11/09/12(Fri)20:23:09 No.435994191

>>435986512
tryna tell these niggas

Anonymous (ID: 60e0tq70)
11/09/12(Fri)20:25:30
No.435994621

Anonymous (ID: 60e0tq70) 11/09/12(Fri)20:25:30 No.435994621

>>435969427
11/10 OP
not a fag today
u got me good

Anonymous (ID: eYnGqun8)
11/09/12(Fri)20:26:28
No.435994798

Anonymous (ID: eYnGqun8) 11/09/12(Fri)20:26:28 No.435994798

File: 1352510788945.png-(152 KB, 835x368, Goodburgernigger.png)

Anonymous (ID: KeqDXw5E)
11/09/12(Fri)20:28:54
No.435995221

Anonymous (ID: KeqDXw5E) 11/09/12(Fri)20:28:54 No.435995221

File: 1352510934176.jpg-(68 KB, 850x719, 1328856490905.jpg)

>>435969427

Anonymous (ID: 60e0tq70)
11/09/12(Fri)20:31:09
No.435995642

Anonymous (ID: 60e0tq70) 11/09/12(Fri)20:31:09 No.435995642

>>435976418
overload of desperation for good OC

Anonymous (ID: 2HFFD7ju)
11/09/12(Fri)20:34:03
No.435996220

Anonymous (ID: 2HFFD7ju) 11/09/12(Fri)20:34:03 No.435996220

You deserve a beer OP
You sly mother fucker

Anonymous (ID: zW0Ean3i)
11/09/12(Fri)20:36:14
No.435996615

Anonymous (ID: zW0Ean3i) 11/09/12(Fri)20:36:14 No.435996615

I had to go back and read it again just to catch it all

Anonymous (ID: frBQCHC6)
11/09/12(Fri)20:41:34
No.435997567

Anonymous (ID: frBQCHC6) 11/09/12(Fri)20:41:34 No.435997567

File: 1352511694442.png-(176 KB, 706x524, 1289755596934.png)

oh fuck... gg OP, very nice

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