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ONII CHAN

*Pomf*

"Waah! What are we gonna do in the Oval Office, Obama-Chan?"

I hate everything.

I--I-I-ITS SO BIG OBAMA CHAN.

H-H-HOW WILL THIS FIT INSIDE OF ME?

doujinshi potential right here

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ROMNEY-SAN I AM IMPRESS

Bump for enormous potential. Keep going

FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK MORE!!!!!!!!!!!

Bump for potential.

OP is the kind of faggot I would take to dinner and be friends with. Continue.

My interests, are all over this thread.

obomney '12

OBAMA-CHAN IS INSIDE ME
OBAMA-CHAN IS COMING INSIDE ME
OBAMA-CHAN'S SALTY ESSENCE IS RUNNING DOWN MY LEG

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"What the fuck did you just fucking say about my money, you little serf? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Mormon Church, and I’ve been involved in numerous missionary trips to France, and I have over 300 confirmed conversions. I am trained in gorilla brainwashing and I’m the top bullshitter in the entire US Mormon congregation. You are nothing to me but just another pleb. I will wipe you the fuck out with unlimited funds the likes of which has never been seen before in this country, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with calling me out on my lies over the Internet? Think again, peasant. As we speak I am contacting the NSA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the illegal raid, fucker. The raid that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your bank account. You’re fucking poor, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can outspend you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my walking-around money. Not only am I extensively trained in bankrupting companies, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and I will use it to its full extent to "suicide" your little miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy debt your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your fucking magic underwear. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn democrat. I will shit money all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, libtard."

-Willard Mittens Rmoney

PffffffffHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh god... that was fucking hilarious

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Please, continue, OP

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no more?

>>426442017
>>426442107
>>426442403
>>426442513
>>426443315
Sorry /b/ros, found the potential in this picture and had to post for your enjoyment. You're all welcome to keep it going as you like, though.

Bonus points for anyone who writes the story of how Obama-chan and Mitt-kun found each other's love :3

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>>426443934

You raised our hopes and shot them down,

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>>426444216
Now i feel like the stuck up bitch in every other greentext story on here ;--;

>>426442920
It doesn't matter what topping is on this copypasta, it has been in the fridge far too long and must be thrown out.
BEGONE!

Why do I have boner now?
is it because OPs pic?

>>426444865
Side effects of 4chan may include....

Quick, somebody do something!

>>426443934
It all began back in the summer of 2009...

Romney was sitting in the kitchen, reading the latest headlines of the day, when suddenly his phone rang. Picking up the phone, he had no idea who was calling.

"Hello, Mitt Romney speaking."

"Um, hello? This is the President speaking."

Romeny shook a little. It wasn't too long ago that Obama took office as the new President of the United States.

"President Obama! What an honor! Again, congratulations on winning the electron last year."

"Thanks Mitt, I appreciate it. Listen, I need your help..."

Romney shrugged. "Sure, what do you need?"

"Well, I'm gearing up to reform healthcare in this country, as I promised during the election. Now, I know that Massachusetts has a fine system in place that you oversaw during your governorship. I'm hoping to implement some of those ideas on the national level. If you could come here to the White house..."

Romney interrupted. "Now now, it isn't proper to invite someone over to your house on the first date, now is it?" He teased. A brief moment of silence descended upon the phone line.

Obama staggered. "...um, well if you would rather meet at a diner or something, that would work too."

Romeny gleefully answered, "Sure! I'll take the next plane to Washington right away! Hope to see you soon Mr. President."

"Excellent. I'll have security meet you at the airport. Thanks again. Bye."

A few minutes passed before Romney broke into a cold sweat. 'Did he just tease the president about dating? What was he thinking?' The thought quickly passed. 'Ah, I just forgot my coffee this morning.'

Romeny then made plans to arrive at Washington the next day...

>>426446438
Oh my god, I have a raging hard boner right now.

>>426446438
i love you.
shameless self bump for this guy.

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>>426446438
Fund it, fund it, FUND IT!!!

keep the thread bumped, im wiritng as fast as i can

>>426447804
No! slow down. Quality over quantity.
On second though, go for both.

What the fuck

>>426448413
Wonderful, isn't it?

>>426446438

As Romney stepped out of the terminal, he was greeted by two men from the secret service. This wasn't a surprsie, as he has his own security during the 2008 elections. What did surprise him, however, was the President himself arriving with his own detail of security.

"Govenor Mitt Romney! Good to see ya!" Obama smiled and extended his hand.

"Former governor, and it's good to see you too." Romney reached out and shook his hand. Obama had a surprisingly firm grip, which caught Romney slightly off guard. Romney could feel a blushing coming on, but took a deep breath to supress it. "I'm still feeling a little light-headed from the trip.

"No worries Mitt. Now, I found a nice little place for us to discuss health care reform over at Nora's."

"Nora's? Excellent. I've been there a few times. Pretty good place to eat. Excellent food."

"Well, I'll admit I've never eaten there myself..." Obama admitted.

"Really?! Well no problem, I'll help ya pick the best menu items."

The two hopped into a limousene and rode it over to the restraunt.

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ITT: Jerry Lundegaard

i feel bad that i lold

>>426448720
Jesus Christ this is beautiful

Bumping for potential.

Bumpin

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>>426446438
>>426448720

>See thread
>Beg OP to continue
>OP is a fag and doesn't
>Leave
>mfw I come back an hour later to beautiful OC

I'm going to go ahead and trow another bump in here

>>426450034
>>426438697

>..
>fucking 4chan
>brb, an heroing

>captcha: asspute win

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Keeping it bumped, this thread is fucking beautiful.

>>426448720

The two, after enjoying a nice big meal and enjoying the best wine the restraunt had to offer, sat around talked about ideas for health care reform. In between the serious matters, the two had time to talk about their own lives. Romeny was surpised how open Obama was about his own personal life, sharing details that he felt were 'less than presidential.'

"I looked him straight in the eye," Obama continued, "And said 'Nigga! I'm trying to finish this law review article and you're over there snorting cocain out of a used condom. How the hell do you expect me to focus!?!" This prompted the two to burst out laughing hystrically, enough to catch the attention a quarter of the restraunt, even prompting the secret service to nervously glance around.

Romeny, after finishing laughing, wiped his mouth with a napkin. "Now that is one awkward situation."

"It was, wasn't it?" Obama pondered. "Man, good times back at law school. Now, I have to thank you again for coming out here to help me out.

Romeny laughed. "It's no problem, Mr. President."

Obama corrected him. "Please Mitt, call me Obama."

"Don't you mean, Obama bin Laden?" Romney said with a straight face. A brief pause descended on the two before they burst out into more histerical laughter.

OBAMA CHAN, YOU LOOK SO CUTE IN THIS POSITION...


>*blush* S-S-SHUT UP! IDIOT! <-<

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>>426451386

Excellent. Must keep bumped.

keep 'em coming.

Please post moar, so we can archive this shit.

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my lord this is glorious. for the sake of the empire

BUMP

>>426451386

This time, it was Obama's turn to break the laughter. "You're a card, Mitt."

"Thanks Obama. I'm just glad I was able to help you move the country forward after what we had to deal with under Bush."

"I really appreciate it. Listen, if there is anything you need, let me know."

Romney dismissed his offer. "Thanks Obama, but I'm fine."

Obama then put his hands over Romneys. "No, really. This helps me more than you realize. Again, if there is anything you need..." Obama's voice trailed off. The two stared at each other for a good long minute before Romeny promptly withdrew his hands, a soft blush overtaking his face.

Romney muttered. "Wow, must have really hit the wine hard tonight. I should probably get to the hotel..."

Obama replied, with slight disappointment in his voice. "Right, its getting late, and I need to get to an evening security briefing." The two exited to the restraunted and headed to seperate vehicles.

Before Romney got in, he called out to Obama. "We should do this again soon, Barack."

Obama paused, staring at the curb before facing Romney with a huge grin on his face. "Yes, Mitt. We need to do this again." Obama then disappeared into his limo before Romney could climb into his taxi.

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>>426452438
This is literature on the levels of Shakespeare and Homer, you are a fucking scholar sir.

we should each save a copy of this wonderfull story and take care to forward it to our local congressman.

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>>426452912

>>426452438
i'm back from packing for my mother's house.
I see this thread has surpassed expectations.
Glorious.

>>426446438
>"President Obama! What an honor! Again, congratulations on winning the electron last year."
>winning the electron
>electron
Does Mitt believe in those?

>>426446438
>"Again, congratulations on winning the electron last year"
>winning the electron
>the electron
>electron

>>426453145
>>426453385
You two should get together.

>>426452438

Romeny, during the ride, couldn't help but shake his head. 'Mitt, what are you thinking? You can't go flirting with the leader of the other party...' His thoughts continued before he shook his head violents. 'You're also not GAY, Mitt. You have a wife and kids, you can't just...I wonder if it's really that bi-' Romney slapped himself before the thought finished, shaking his head more.

Suddenly, his cell phone went off. Romney checks his phone, realizing it was a voice message. He listens.

"Hey, Mitt! It's Barack here. I was pouring over some of these documents, and I had a few questions on...uh... how you were able , well, some of these were passed as, Constitutional and stuff. If you are going to be in Washington for the week, I hope to meet up with you again. Give me a call. Barack. Um...talk to ya soon."

Romney sighed and called up his wife. He was going to be in Washingotn longer than he expected...

FIN

>>426441919
YES, THIS

>>426453686
CHAPTER TWO.

>>426453686
Good job anon i like how you ended it right before you actually had to write about the really gay shit

>>426453686
You produced a work of art today, good sir. I salute you.

>>426453960

Thanks, although it's painful reading it back and seeing all the typos. Next time I'm pulling up Word or something.

>>426453924

I'll leave that to the next anon. It's already a miracle I wrote this without puking or getting a raging boner...or both.

>>426454324

Wat do with the continuation. This saga must go on

>>426454716
Should I give it a try? I didn't write the stuff before this but the guy before me seemed to improvise too.

>>426454716

do whatever you want. if i had time, i would write out another date.

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>>426446438
>>426448720
>>426451386
>>426452438
>>426453686

EPIC

>>426455373

this is literally my first fanfiction ever of anything (and in notepad no less). give it a shot.

>>426455373
What's the worst that could happen? Just write something a gay guy would fap to.

Bumpin so he can do the Lord's work.

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>>426450509

>>426455674
I've been meaning to start writing one too, but more pr0nz-ish. but i lack names. Mind helping me out guys? just two conventional male and female first and last names

Moar bumpan

>>426456592

Ron Paul
Mitch McConnell
Condoleezza Rice
Hillary Clinton

http://www.filehost.ws/iiidn1wc5eit
For easy access. This is history, gentlemen

>>426456592

Nancy Pelosi if Condoleezza is too fancy for ya

This needs to be archived. Obama Romney fan fiction is just too gay not to be remembered by all generations to come.

Bumpitty Bump

>>426456135
>Ohboyherewego
>before we get into this, I don't know shit about politics of my own country, let alone the US. So if something I write seems retarded, that's prolly why.

Obama sat at his desk in the white house, thinking about the dinner he had with Romney last week. It had been on his mind a lot more than he felt it should have. He toyed around with the idea of calling Romney again, but he was denying to himself why. As if fate itself had planned it out, the phone on his desk rang.

"Hello Mr. President, I've got Mitt Romney on the line for you, should I connect you through?"

Obama hesitated..... If he said yes he knew it would be almost impossible to ignore the temptation of going to dinner with him again.
Who am I kidding? He thought to himself. That dinner meant nothing! We were just two politicians discussing a very important subject together, there was nothing "romantic" going on there! The uttering of the word romantic startled Obama in his own mind, was he becoming gay for Mitt Romney? Someone who could prove to be very difficult in the future? Yet at that dinner they seem-

"Mr. President, should I connect you through or not?"

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>>426457714
YES

>>426457714

its a romneyxobama fanfic, we won't hold you to too high of a standard

its already starting off pretty good, keep it up!

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>>426457714
keep going...

Ahh fuck it! Obama thought. Why should I, of all people, the president of the United States of America, land of the free. Ignore my secret desires?

"Yes, connect me with Mr. Romney please."
"As you wish Mr. President"

"Obama, do I have you on the line?"
-"Yes Mitt, you do."

Calling Mitt by his first name wasn't polite, and they both knew. That idea excited Obama. There was a short silence.

"I was wondering if we could get back into the healthcare discussion? I still want to tie up some loose ends on this"
-"Mitt, why would you think that I have anything to confirm with you? I am the president after all, who do you think you are?"

Obama was really pusing the boundaries here. Sure they shared some laughs at dinner last week, but that was not in a political context.

"It's not only the discussion Mr. President, I quite enjoyed our dinner last week"

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>>426458829
bamp

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>>426438697
epic thread is epic.

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This is now an epic thread.

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glorious

Again it was Mitt who made the first step. Obama didn't like this. If anything was gonna happen between them, he wanted to be the one taking the initiative.

"I guess we did have some fun" Obama said, "Why don't you come to the white house this time though? I know what I signed up for when I became president, but I still don't like all the media swarming around me every time I go out."
-"Is tuesday okay?"

"No it is not, but wednesday you're welcome." Tuesday was actually more opportune than wednesday, but the more Mitt seemed to take control, the more Obama felt like taking the lead. He had become president not only for the good of the U.S.A. But also because he was a control freak, a restless mind that needed to rule over everyone, and he would not let some republican party have anything to say over him.

"Wednesday it is then" Mitt said.

>>426438697
dont be tsundere obama-chan!

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>>426454324
> although it's painful reading it back and seeing all the typos

Are you shitting me? That gives it authenticity, man. I thought you were doing it on purpose, and don't fucking stop.

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>>426459862
bumping for good justice

>>426438697

kevin pls

Don't die on me

Jumping the gun a bit but this is the best thing /b/ has seen in a long time.

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

>>426460804
Totally jumping the gun. We aren't even at Chapter 3 yet.

The morning of wednesday Obama could barely stand on his feet. He knew that his plan was wrong, that if he would be find out they might fire him as president, that it would perhaps be the biggest scandal to have ever been recorded. Yet it was also the nervosity that pulled him through. The nervosity that challenged him to grow beyond it. And in a weird way, the day seemed to last both a millisecond and an eternity. When the evening came Obama was sweating so much he had to change his suit. Just in the middle of changing his phone rang.

"Mr. President, Mr. Romney is here to see you. Should I send him to your chamber?"

Obama did his best to not make his voice tremble.

"Y-y-yes, send him in...."

Obama had just enough time to put his other suit on when he heard the knocking.

"Is that Mr. Romney? Let him in."

When Mitt entered the chamber he immediately showed a nervous grin.

"So I'm not Mitt now, am I?"
-"I just thought that I should come off a little professional, even to my security team."
"So you don't have to come off professional to me?" Mitt responded.

>>426461231
>"Y-y-yes, send him in...."
This is fantastic.

Bumping for the greatness of this thread.

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>>426446438
>>426448720
>>426451386
>>426452438
>>426453686
>>426457714
>>426458829
>>426459862
>>426461231

>>426461216
I figured I'd just leave it there, most people won't bother to archive greatness unless given step by step instructions.

>>426461216
>Chapters? How is that gonna work? I just write whatever the fuck comes to mind, I don't have any chapter structure ready....

Obama could feel his face redden. Am I going to let him talk to me like that? He thought.

"Well I've also heard people talk more polite to their President, Mitt."

Obama put a challenging emphasation on the "Mitt" part. He was dominant over him and he was going to show it.

"Obama, why am I here?"
-"You called, why áre you here?"
"Well you seemed quite eager to invite me over yourself"

Shit shit shit! Have I been that obvious? Obama thought to himself.

"Eager? What do you mean eager? I haven't been more or less eager than I would have been for any political date"

Obama could punch himself in the face. Could he have been any more defensive with that statement? And the usage of the word date was also stupid.

"Okay Obama, I'm going to lay my cards on the table. I.... I like you. I know I shouldn't, I know it's wrong, I know of all the consequences this may bring. But eversince our dinner last week, heck even before that, I've had feelings for you. So we can keep beating around the bush like we have until now, or we could just be honest with our feelings."

ALL OF MY YES.

I can't wait for the kiss
>>426462456

>>426462456
OMG HE SAID ITTTTTTTTTTTTT

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>>426462456
Hurry this shit up. I've got things to do.

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>"So you don't have to come off professional to me?"
Holy fuck. I am dying of laughter over here.

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this thread needs full penetration

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>>426462456

Glued to my computer screen.

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

Oh my god I lol'd <3

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>>426451386

>>426462456
Bumpin.

Obama's heart jumped. So these feelings weren't just imagination, there had been a spark at that dinner indeed. But as soon as the feeling kicked in he realized: Once again Mitt had been the one to take the first step. Fury built up inside Obama, and he punched Mitt, right on the nose. Mitt fell down to the ground.

For a few seconds, Mitt sat there, baffled. But just as he was about to open his mouth Obama jumped him and kissed him full on the mouth.

Obama's heart seemed to explode with the passion, The heat, the excitement, the wrongness of it, the dominance he just established over Mitt. It was all so overwhelming.

The kiss seemed to last an eternity, the first few seconds were tense but Mitt soon settled down and laid on the ground getting into the moment. Obama kept their passionate kiss going, making sure to keep establishing dominance.

Then Obama decided that he had nothing to lose anymore. The passion took him over completely. He was going to fuck Mitt Romney, Mitt Romney of the republican party. No matter what his wife, his children the media, or anyone else would think of it, he didn't even care if Mitt himself wanted it.

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wow

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>>426463697

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>>426463697
Make it last, man.

>>426463697
I'M LAUGHING, CRYING AND VOMITING AT THE SAME TIME

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toasting in epic bread

Oh Mitt-samma, d-don't be so Tsundere!

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>this thread

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>>426463697

Please, for the love of all that is holy, continue...

More bumps

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>>426463697

Also, I'm running up to smoke some weed quick. Because this story can only be improved by being baked.

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>>426463697

Obama finally let go of Mitt.

"Obama, I've been wanti-" Mitt started, but he couldn't even finish because Obama punched him again.
-"From now on you don't adress me as Obama, or Barrack, or anything but 'Mr. President' Is that clear?"
"Yes Oba-" Obama raised his fist "-Eeehrr, Mr. President"

Adrenaline and excitement rushed through Obama's body, he had never, ever treated anyone like this before. None of his female sex partners would have allowed it. But Obama could see it in Mitt's eyes: he liked it. He wánted to be inferior to Obama."

Obama reached down the pants of Mitt's suit.
Oh god, the suit.... The suit turned him on. He, President Obama was about to make love to Mitt Romney.
Obama tried to pull the pants down off Mitt's body. This was harder said than done because he was still laying on the ground.
"GET UP" President Obama yelled.

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>>426465107

>>426465107
I like the political subtext you're throwing in there.
Wait, that's on purpose, right?

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I like where this is going.

bumpbump

-"Yes Mr. President!"
Mitt clumsily got up, nothing of him resembled the witty, back-talking politician he had been earlier. He was reduced to a fucking object in a suit. As soon as he stood, shaking on his feet in fright and excitement, Obama pulled his pants down roughly, not paying any mind to the expensive pants that Romney wore. This was it, Obama thought, nothing is going to stop me now. Obama thought. And he pulled down Mitt's white boxer briefs. This was what pleased Obama above all things that had happened so far: Mitt Romney's penis, in fully erect state, could not be any longer than 5" at most.
"Not such a big mouth now that you're standing naked in my office, especially with that tiny dick of yours."

Mitt looked at him shamefully, but he didn't dare respond.

bumping for glorious end.

>>426466428
what do you mean, "end'?

inb4 full on bdsm with diapers and using your feet as anal penetration devices

>>426466374
i love you.

>>426466604
Well, of there's even a conclusion of this chapter, it has to be glorious.. Besides, looks like this "date" is coming to its climax

>>426466862
Hopefully several.

>>426466374
Continuing to bump. I'm saving this story for future reference.

oh /b/ ...

>>426467767
EVERYONE is saving this story for future reference.

That shameful look did it to Obama. He couldn't wait any longer. He had never been hornier in his life, then he was now. He ripped down his pants and underwear, punched Mitt Romney again, and yelled:
"TURN AROUND YOU REPUBLICAN BITCH!"
Mitt turned around, and without being asked to, he collapsed onto his knees and leaned on his hands.
Obama didn't hesitate, he put his dick against Mitt's asshole, and pushed it in.

"Republican bitches don't deserve gentle fucking" Obama said.
He started pumping with all his might. Mitt yelled out in agony, but that just made it so much better.
"Who's a republican bitch, heh? Who's a Republican Bitch?!"
-" I..I...I AMMMM!!" Mitt responded, clearly in more pain than he had ever been in his life.
On the contrary, Obama had never felt better in his life. The rush itself was almost enough to bring him to orgasm. Obama didn't prolong the sex any longer than it had to. This wasn't like sex with women, he was fucking Mitt Romney, and he didn't deserve a long fucking.
"I'm gonna cum in your fucking arse!" Obama said. Mitt responded with a slight moan of despair, this was clearly not what he had wanted out of this date.
Mitt's complaining noise was enough to bring Obama to climax. He shot his load in Mitt's asshole without any regrets. He could feel wave after wave shooting out of his penis into Mitt's butt.

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>>426468091
hue

what in the actual fuck just happened?

>>426468091
>"Who's a Republican bitch?!"
my sides

>>426468091
>shooting out of his penis into Mitt's butt
>penis into Mitt's butt
>penis
>butt
Subtle.
Oh, and BWAHAHAHAHA

I am sick of seeing niggers around here fucking nigger obama needs to be picking cotton for his country

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>>426468091

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>>426467397

>>426468495
he would be but he's obviously busy with his penis in Romney-san's butt.

When Obama's orgasm had finally died down he pulled himself out of Mitt and said:
"You're going to come here, every month, of every year, from now on."
Mitt only nodded in agreement.
"Perhaps You'll be allowed to have an orgasm too... Next time."
-"I... I h-hope so... Mr. President."
"Mitt, please, call me Barrack." Obama gave Mitt a quick wink.

Mitt gave Obama a confused look. He pulled up his underwear and pants. His pants had been torn slightly. He didn't even dare to clean the cum out of his arse.
"Now off with you" Obama said, "Move! I'm done with you"

Obama was highly satisfied with how the evening had turned out. His ego was safe for now, noone would oppose him for a while, but there was always the future, and there would be stronger men going against his will in the future. He could only hope that they'd all turn out to be as submissive as Romney had been. But he had set the boundaries in their 'relationship'. And that was enough for now.

The end.... For now.

>>426469102
Bravo, bravo.

>>426469102
CHAPTER 3

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>>426469102
Wooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
You're a fucking boss!!!!

Oh god please archive someone!

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>>426469102

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>>426469102

will be waiting for chapter three.

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>>426463697

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i'm going to post two reaction pictures because this thread is motherfucking magnificent.

Well done OP, bravo.

>>426469686
Well that's going to have to be later... I'm dead tired right now. I might write a new chapter at some point... But I am of the belief that sequels can hardly ever be quite as good as the original was.

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>>426469102
>He didn't even dare to clean the cum out of his arse.
mfw

I'm not OP, I dunno who he is but I believe he left this thread ages ago...

>>426469102
Every time I read the word arse, I reads in an irish accent. This amuses me.

captcha: Amrkin Mary,

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>>426469850

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Posting in an epic bread, just so I can tell my kids I was there.

>>426470040
Just to give credit where credit is due, the latter portion of the story
was written by some anon who picked up where OP left off.

>>426470059

some other anon can take the responsibility. you took it from someone else. it would only be fitting it come from another anon.

>>426469102
I think we should cut it off here before this page gets saturated with kids who don't know how to write trying to continue the story. Thank you to the two great men who contributed, but I'd really hate to see this thread go downhill (which I'm certain it will).

>>426470257

neither of the writers are OP. OP is the quintessential fag, however he did provide the forum and the spark for this to happen.

>>426438697
After all these years you still surprise me /b/

Bravo, bravo

i fuckin love you guys

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Holy Shit What is this FORGED IN GODS VERY FLAMES!

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>>426468091

toastin in a epic bread

More! Give me more! Please!

this is fucking awesome!

>>426471368
I have continued, the story is done.

holy fuck op

Leaving a stain in epic /b/read

>>426471486
Not now, maybe in the future. Keep your eyes open.

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It will be called "Barry and Mittens"

Who wants to write Chapter 3?

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fuckin love this thread

this thread just saved my evening! :D

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It's a good day to be an American

>>426472061
it's good right now. we don't need anything more just yet. if the story get's ruined in a few days, at least the memory of this thread will remain untarnished.

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This thread is glorious. Haven't seen anything like it in a long while.

>>426472335

but what if someone awesome writes chapter 3 tonight, and makes this epic?

no risk = no reward

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>>426471352
please remake that picture yourself

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Also. I saved everything.

Michael G. go to bed

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>>426472673
i did. apparently i just got one with fucked up colors.

>>426472506
Don't be a greedy faggot.

Oh course /b/ would be the ones to write Obama/Romney slash

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcMWnNcOxg4&feature=player_detailpage

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>>426473148

Don't let this thread die.

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>>426438697
>>426441919

>>426473667
It'll have to die sometime...

>>426470149
Nope, i'm still here. this thread is probably the greatest thread i've ever seen, and i'm proud of all of you <3

I can't believe there aren't more fanfic writers on /b/

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I really do.

>>426473991

Not OP, but still a faggot. Lrn 2 ID, nigger.

>>426473995
I seriously thought there were people that already write fics on here. I read alot of naruto fics (naruhina/shikatema fag here) and i was like "this is about the same quality as the ones just under great ones"

Hey guys, post (OP)'s picture on your facebook with the tagline "both our presidential candidates are queers, what is this world coming too!"

>>426474683
Fuck that, post this thread and see what happens

>>426474540
I told you guys i went to my moms. i am OP.

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>>426469102
Started to cough from the laughter, well done.

>>426473627
I lol'd

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>In before posted on Reddit

>>426475494
you're probably already too late.

>>426441482
god dammit i fucking lost here...

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>>426475494
>in before
mfw

ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS ARCHIVE THIS

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>>426475754

Shit, you're right.
>mfw

Neziwi was here~

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I give it a day and I'll see it in my newsfeed.

>>426475494
>>426475754
Just checked /r/4chan/new/. Hopefully they don't find actual good content, all the subreddit is is green text stories.

>>426438697
WTF? I'm not american but… WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? You have the first black and gay president. That was a big combo breaker.

>mitt-kun

i lol'd

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>>426475942

>Stoned as balls
>accidentally type "in before"
>meant to type "inb4"
>Shit shit shit they'll know
> Of course they'll know, you're the one telling them
>Like I give a fuck, me
>I'm still typing to myself
>But also to you, LusVGeRb.
>Also to you
mfw

>>426476493
Nope, Cheesus Christ already posted the first part of this. (the part i put in the OP post)