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Fake life hack. Nearly to trending page on 9fag.
Requesting backup.

http://9fag.com/gag/5276847

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For great justice.
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who are the sdsu girls?
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we actually went through with it?! oh hellllll yes
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>those faggots saying le and using the accent mark constantly

Seriously guys. Stop being queers.
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must ... reach ... hot page
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we're practically there.

reinforcements, get in here.
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Post an image saying that deleting system 32 makes your computer go better and faster.
Believe me or not, there is still people falling in this.
pic unrelated
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Do you need to make a 9fag account to do this?
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>>423259523
Fake info works. No email verification needed to up vote.
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>>423259808
Guess I'm in, wasn't arsed with that 10 minute mail bullshit.
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>"part of the program to get Canadians to switch over from Tim Hortons to Starbuck"
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Le xD
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Bump, how many votes are needed?
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>>423261253
About 80. You can make 3 fake accounts every 10 mins or so.
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reporting in
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Someone should post that on le 9fag
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Almost there.

keep it coming.
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>>423263017

OH YES
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Some actually sound like they would work, the lock, sleep, babbeh powder and snowy salt ones sound legit. Does anyone know what would actually happen?
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so close
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WTF did I just read. Everything in that life hack picture is dumb. You don't eat vaseline to lose weight (google it), tin foiling a laptop will fuck it up, pickels taste like shit, I standing on my head to fall asleep, that's dumb.
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>mfw I made the picture
>mfw you are taking it seriously
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this is why I love /b/
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about 30 votes short of 300.

push /b/rothers
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bumping the sequel
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Bumpitty bump.
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I know you can do it /b/
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Lol I just tried this and the water went right through the spoon in 3 secconds
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you can do it /b/ros
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bumping for justice
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you are a pretty cool guy OP
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4 votes away
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Sage cos no faggot is retarded enough to fall for these/needs a solution to any of these/cares
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>>423274575
OP was cool for browsing 9fag and seeing 9faggotry. An hero for the love of god
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>>423263017

Ohoho yes.

Try the bengay on the balls too.
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Give it a minute. We keep going in the mean time.
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>>423275220
>mfw this was a troll job in 2 previous threads
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>>423275220
you are right sir
my apologies
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>>423263017
Post it faggot. I don't have an account because fuck 9fag.

It'd be in the news, probably. Mass spoon explosions causing injuries. A few might even die if they get it in the face hard enough or throat.
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The free Starbucks for Canadians is not true. I'm Canadian and I go to the US to visit friends regularly. Starbucks does not give me free coffee and I have mentioned visiting from Canada.
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oh lol, the laptop one.
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>>423275642
http://9fag.com/gag/5278723/
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>>423276002

Brilliant
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moar camwhore pics plx
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>>423275642
*Sigh*
>>423275542
Well what do you want from me it is summer
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If this is on the trending page, someone needs to screencap it
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bump
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Just keep voting. I saw a pic on trending that had 340 upvotes. we'll see exactly what number it is, i just know its above 300.
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>>423277783
then we have 25 left
we can do it /b/
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Great!
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Done.

http://9fag.com/gag/5278764

Get in there you guys. And none of that "le meme arrow" bullshit, it's fucking obvious.
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>>423278461
It has already been posted.

>http://9fag.com/gag/5278723/
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AWESOME DUDE!!
MOAR!! :D :D :D: D
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>>423278461
http://9fag.com/gag/5278764/

Vote, comment, whatever.
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sauce?
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MOAR?
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>>423279284


That god damn cat bistro one has 309... da fuq?


MORE I SAY MORE
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>>423279468
http://onlycutegirlsforyou.tumblr.com/post/29233271154/shisha-girls-20-pics-http-c975ee4e-amy-gs


you're welcome
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>>423279469

Where is this party, how often does it occur and may I please be invited next time.
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>>423279596
you're the best
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http://9fag.com/gag/5278764/
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>>423279596
that's great!
thanks ^_^
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Stuck at 330, keep going.
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Geez, I kind of wanna feel good about this but when I look at the comments I can't tell who is actually falling for it or not...
Also I made that laptop one in that thread but it sounded so absurd I didn't think OP was actually gonna include it, but who knows, maybe these retards are actually that dumb.
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>>423282032
Nvm I'm assuming everyone who posted is from here so far
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>>423282341
le what?
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BUMPING.
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WTF

the spoon and water burned me!!!

FUCK
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OP, this is the single greatest piece of OC I've ever seen!
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we need more of "le likes" on "le nine gag"
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9fags.. /3612764
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Vaseline weight loss plans, baby powder antibiotics, and tin foil laptop pads? Fuck, this isn't a list of practical jokes, it's just plain out cruelty. But if they're stupid enough to believe it maybe they deserve it anyway...
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>>423284821
don't be such a moralfag
they should have googled it
if someone is that retarded he doesn't deserve life
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bump please help us!!
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who is this girl? Ive been trying to find out for so long
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This is slightly remoniscent of the /b/ i once knew...good show /b/roters good show
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Matisha

that's all i know. That's all my filename says.
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lol'd @ the melatonin
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Yes this is the good /b/ I once knew. 4 Years oldfag here and I really miss the old /b/. Damnit... it almost makes me cry
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brb for cigarette, will finish set when i get back
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keep thread alive, btw. brb.
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bump for victory
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Hey, man! I thought yours was good because it was a common problem these kids had. I actually didn't know that it would fuck their shit, just thought it would be funny.
And it still is. I just didnt think my work would take off as it did. Cheers
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what happened to /b/? No real trolling anymore only cancer. This thread is the chemo that cures /b/
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Theres a difference between tricking and trolling.

This would be considered a trick.
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Still waiting for Bengay on balls. Also the lifehacks have reached ~360.
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SOURCE!!!
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lolled at some of those, which is impressive because the "you laugh you lose" threads usually fail
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Did anyone notice the name changed from "Things you should le know" to "Things you should know" ?
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requesting halp.

wonder why it hasn't showed up on trending yet... i've seen ones with less upvotes on there..
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Don't let the thread die, making food brb.
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even if we get no more upvotes we will get on trending we have more than the first two on there now. KEEP GOING. KEEP COMMENTING AND LIKING ALL COMMENTS
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What is with the 9niggers not putting this shit on trending page already?
You done good OP, consequences will never be the same.
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if poster is girl in pic, how far can that phone go.....
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>>423265569
I'm just guessing:

Lock: The liquid will freeze and expand. The lock will be destroyed.

Sleep: It would rather wake you up.

Baby powder: Putting this stuff into wounds? Really?

Snow: No idea.
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>>423300279

It would fill in the gaps on your tire's treads, making them bald. Slurry paste is sticky, thick, and hard to remove. The little bit of moisture it would absorb before it was below freezing would be enough to make a paste all throughout your treads.

That's assuming you don't live somewhere where they use salt, in which case the water already on the roadway would gum up the cornstarch, fucking your treads up.
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>>423301340

Thanks for the info, bro. I hope somebody is stupid enough to try these things.
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>>423302150
don't you go dying on me
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>>423303467
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ive never fucking been to 9fag, im not about to start now

good work though
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>>423304076
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>>423305606
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>>423306918
im still here. keep going
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Don't mind me just trying something
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>>423263017
>>423263017

Please make the dangerous shit available to 9fags
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I can't log into this 9fag shit with my troll FB account... wtf?
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>>423311985
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>>423312087
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ITS NOW ON TRENDING PAGE.
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>>423313098
Good. I can't wait to hear the outcry regarding all these brain-dead morons who browse 9fag ending up in the hospital.
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Success. We did it /b/ros.
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Jesus look at those fucking idiots liking the shit out of it.

Brilliant, OP. brilliant.
Well done /b/rothers
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toasting in epic bread
also tits
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must post in epic bread

I love you /b/
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Shout out to the Anon who compiled the bullshit facts into an image.

Took all damn day but we did it.
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Jesus... 121 facebook shares.

Starbucks is about to hate Canadians.
>mfw
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>>423315462
And corn starch related accidents this winter.
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Chanarchive.org/request_votes

Archive request started
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Jesus just look at the numbers take off. Doubled our upvotes in less than 15 minutes, and these fucking tards are sharing it on facebook.
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good fucking god. This is the first time I ever actually visited 9fag before and I'm seriously considering unfriending all my fb friends that use it now.

That place is a cesspool goddamn.
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dat bump
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>>423312987
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>>423318708
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Now that we got that one, how about the spoon one at http://9fag.com/gag/5278764/
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fucking laughing my ass off at the comments

>le this le le really works i tried le le pickle trick and le worked le le
>MEME ARROWS R SO KOOL
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>>423318879
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>>423263017

It's glorious!
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>>423320098
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>>423320517
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Let's get this shit archived /b/ros. Need 2 more votes.
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Can someone write a fake CNN iReport on the vaseline thing? Link to some foreign sites as sources.

I need it.
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Bump
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Gentleman, posting with you tonight has been the greatest pleasure of my life
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>>423315251
That's me. Thanks. Hahaha can't believe it got this big
>mfw
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>>423321662
I know. I didn't really either when I made the thread earlier.

I'll probably put all the rest of em that didn't make the cut into one tomorrow or something.
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Soon we're gonna have our first victims.
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mfw how fucking stupid they... 327 facebook shares...

op is going to beat anders record inadvertently
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>>423323412
Hahaha... figures some fat bitches are interested.
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fattyfattyfattyfat
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>>423323412

This gonna be good.
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>>423323412
Tell them the Lecithin boosts your metabolism, causing to body to quickly burn through carbohydrates and immediately begin burning lipids and cellulose.
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Ronly Bonly Jones...

my sides
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Fuckin A this shit is blowing up...


well done /b/ros
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>>423324420
>>423324420
>>423324420
>>423324420
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Somebody correct him and say 2 teaspoons.

Won't let me post from troll FB account.
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Today was the day OP was not a fag, or maybe he was, but a cool fag like freddie mercury
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>>423256435
link doesnt work
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>>423326724
Change the f in 9fag to a g.

won't let you post the url in its entirety, marks it as spam.
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WE NEED TO CHANGE THE WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE ABOUT VASELINE
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>>423327017
this
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Jesus...

Is it irritating to anyone else when people call it 'trolling?'

People need to learn the difference between tricking and trolling.

Trolling would be something like us posting a picture of Auschwitz with the caption "Never happened." or "All dem hamboigahs"
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>>423268845

thats the fucking point.

and done.
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>>423300279
I made the original. I looked up REAL life hacks for the lock one. It's actually legit.
The rest of them are just fuckin with you
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>>423324105

>pic
wut?
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>>423327690

Yeah, fuckers completely ruined that word. Argue an opinion they don't like, but is well within reason LOL TROL. Spam? LOL tROL. Call them a retard? LOL TROL. So fucking sick of this shit.
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Bump
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>>423256435
You win a free internet. Congratz Op. You were not a faggot today.
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so what really happens when they do this shit?
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>>423276002
>>423276002
>>423276002
>>423276002
WE NEED A THREAD TO GET THIS TRENDING ASWELL
>>423276002
>>423276002
>>423276002
>>423276002
>>423276002
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>>423328929
So make one...
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>>423263017
WTF? Take out the part at the bottom telling them to use safety glasses. Are you trying to protect these faggots or something???
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QUESTION
For those in our threads before. Did an Admin change the post name?

It was ORIGINALLY "Things you should le know"

They took out the "le?"
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>>423328925
No idea. We just started a thread earlier saying to come up with untrue, yet still believable facts. These are the ones that made the final cut.
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>>423329701
Yes, they took the "le" out. I have no idea why.
I can't even go back and change it. Doesn't allow you to edit.
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what's a 9fag?
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>>423329934
Horrible place with boring people and unfunny kids puns.
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>>UltraBAMP
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>>423329738
Don't matter to me
>mfw I hit 9fagfrontpage
>Icant'tcontrollmysides
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bamp
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BAHAHAHAHAHA
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You guys are the greatest
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>>423333045
aye there's me with the five likes
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaseline#Usage

am I doin it right guys?
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>>423274884
sauce/moar?
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>>423334761
Now somebody with a troll account link this to those fucks.
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Just wanted to point out that I, Rob Gorelik of Buffalo Grove, IL, am a complete retard who was molested as a child by his father and shamed his conservative mother to death for having sex with my boyfriend Kevin in the library's bathroom! I am perpetually unemployed.
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>>423334761
As the poster of Life hacks, you have done myself, and all of us involved in this operation proud.
It is a great day to be a part of this website.
>pic related. It's me
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>>423335027
Posted what I had.

She goes by Deaf-chan
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>>423335997
what about me correcting the guy that said table spoons :c
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>>423336291
I forgive.
Still can't believe it exploded like this. I was just bored. Bahaha
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Everyone is asking about the about the Vaseline, everybody link wikipedia.
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>>423336815
This.

Everyone just talk shit about Jenny Craig in response.
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>mfw the laptop I'm reading this with is wrapped in tin foil! >le life hacking ftw!

>le life hacking ftw!

>they actually fucking talk like this. I thought that was an over exaggeration that /b/ made up, good god
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Need more people to post "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaseline" in response to the skeptics.

Only one person has done it so far.
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Genius here. Just thought I'd let you know. If you want something else that sounds legit.

Some actual weight loss pills act by coating the intestines so you don't absorb as much fat/sugar/etc.

Totally believable to BS about vaseline's ability to coat a portion of the intestines in a safe manner so you can eat as much food as you want, and then the vaseline will just get shit out when you eat your veggies.

Butter also works to lube the vaseline to get it out of your shitholes.
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Also, someone edit this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petroleum_jelly#Uses
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>>423338370
Fuck. Smart motherfucker.

Somebody go ahead and post it.
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>>423338576

Done.
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http://9fag.com/gag/5280015/?add_post=success
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Had another thought.

Helium replaces oxygen in the lungs and makes you unable to breathe.

Similarly, vaseline replaces fat in the blood but can't be used by cells so it limits the amount of fat you absorb!
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>>423335776
>>423335776
>>423335776
>>423335776
>>423335776
>>423335776

Current project
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>>423339178
>>423338370

Gotta get somebody with a troll account to post all this.
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>>423338056
all dose poiple, all dose faceboik shaes
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Keep the comments coming.

Major success tonight.
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Fucking epic.

God I hope I hear about some idiots getting Vaseline poisoning or some shit on the news.
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HAHAHAHA
OH /B/ U SO HILARIOUS
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Bamp that shit
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Wildly successful.

pic related
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>>423341706
so.
so.
so.
proud.
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link this page in regards to the vasoline, not the current page (marked for vandilism

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Vaseline&oldid=510871018#Usage
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>>423342235
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the summerfags are slowly leaving and /b/ seems comin back!
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Bump
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>>423256435
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I saw the original thread today and never expected it to actually succeed

congrats on your finest achievement, OP

mfw
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>>423342816

When will you faggots learn that summer is a myth that only summerfags believe in?
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>>423344140

Thanks for the vote of confidence. Props again to this guy for making the pic:
>>423329701
>>423321662
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Alright, OP out.

Thanks for all the help.

Maybe we'll go for round 2 tomorrow.
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>>423344775
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>>423345717
Hah... that fucking face.

Hopefully catch ya around for round 2 if it goes down
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>>423345967
I'd be glad to help it out. No fuckin doubt.
same time tomorrow, faggots.
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>>423346430
>>423345967
i may come back, i may not, im just happy to be a part of 4chan history, peace niggas, and i hope you all had a great summer.
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9fag.com/gag/5278723/
if any fags left here man the engines on this!
the spoonz will be way more epic!
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>>423347221
As the poster, I feel like hospitalization is too far.
Call me a fag n shit, but I really don't wish harm to the youth of america.
Only inconvenience that may cause them social unacceptence and solo-ness. And the destruction of their own property due to stupidity.
No one deserves physical harm.
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Nearly at 4000.
Are they really this fucking stupid?
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>>423350378
Yes.
Yes they are.
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Keep it coming. 1 dead 9fagger and it will all be worth it.
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Someone should upload the "grow your own crystals" one.
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>>423350782
dat lips
could blow me
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Don't die.
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At this rate it's going to be frontage by the morning.

Our work is not done yet /b/ros.
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>>423256435
My feels on this are weird. On one hand...idiot kids get hurt. I have never quite so much wanted to whiteknight like I have for the spoon one. I won't. against my policy. But still....

On the other hand? So much win. A shitty site that claims to be a better 4chan and wants to own all the memes. They want to be /b/? This is the shit we have. We should upvote some gore for every 9fag we see.

If we all headed over there once a day...we could taint them into the shitty version of us that they want to be.
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>>423355738
We tried that, it didn't work, the trick is to be subtle and have fun killing people.
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>>423257613
moar?
SDSUfag here
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>>423356486
Pretty sure OP took off a while ago. Sorry.

On the other note...I'm fine with fucking around with peoples lives who publicize their idiocy all over the internet. I'm fine with calling out attention whores and I'm even fine with encouraging people who want to an hero to do it. I actually think people should if they want to.

I get twitchy about putting things that can actually physically hurt people who didn't ask for it and are potentially to young to know what /b/ is or that the internet is sometimes dangerous.

But I don't white knight. I just don't participate. I let it go as something that is the culture of /b/ and is out of my hands.

I was just going to bump this then I figured I might as well finish my thought while I do.
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>>423357085
and what does your post have to do with mine?
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>>423357342
Just this part. The rest was me finishing a thought.
>Pretty sure OP took off a while ago. Sorry.
No more panty girls.
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Thread=dead
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nigga bump
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Just curious... Wtf actually happens with the broken egg shells knife sharpening hack? What's the trick? (aside from it doesn't sharpen your knife)
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>>423359387

Try it

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by anonymous | 2012-09-10 19:11:03 UTC

well shit they took it down


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