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ZOMG it's the party van! Get in the car!

amber alert maybe?

why would you want to get rid of this?

IT IS PREDICTING YOUR FUTURE....
DONT FIGHT IT...
GO OUT AND DO WHAT FATE COMMANDS....

The only way to fix it is to bring that child you abducted back to its home.

GO FIND THE CHILD YOU LAZY FUCK

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Are you deaf or something to have the closed captioning on?

God wants you to abduct some childrens.

Stop watching Futurama you faggot

OP here
seriously it's been on here for like 4 hours,wtf?

>>26833120
There has been a child abduction in the area.

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It's called an Amber Alert. It happens whenever a kid in the area has been kidnapped or something.

>>26833136

you may be onto something

it's like the Son of Sam, where the dog wants you to kill someone.

or American Pyscho, where the ATM wants you to feed it a kitten. Are you getting the hint?

CC is OFF and it's still here

I haven't LOL'D this hard in ages.

YOU NEED TO CALL THE FUCKING COPS

A CHILD IS BEING ABDUCTED

YOU NEED TO CALL THE FUCKING COPS

A CHILD IS BEING ABDUCTED

From Wikipedia:

"AMBER Alerts are distributed via commercial radio stations, satellite radio, television stations, and cable TV by the Emergency Alert System, as well as via e-mail, electronic traffic-condition signs, and wireless device SMS text messages."

Wtf, that's an absurd violation of people's privacy.

YOU NEED TO CALL THE FUCKING COPS

A CHILD IS BEING ABDUCTED

im not joking, pack your bags and leave. now.
this shit happened to my brother, i was over at his house when the words "child rape" appeared on every channel in that same manner. he was like lol wtf?!?! but then about an hour later the party van came knocking on his door. apparently he had raped a child the night before in the neighborhood. he's still in prison

If you disconnect your TV from satellite, antenna, cable box, etc and hook a DVD player or VCR directly to it does it go away? C'mon use some troubleshooting skillz.

>>26833258
especially when no NAME or PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION is given. i mean, fuck. what good does "CHILD ABDUCTION" do? honestly?

Where are in said area? I just abducted a child a few hours ago, if it's bothering you I can take her back.

>>26833014
it's your conscience

you've done a bad thing, haven't you

ITT this becomes a meme

>>26833291
"keep your children at home atm"

>>26833275
yeah if i tune it to my game system channels it goes off.

Quit watching Futurama you fag

>>26833304

I second this motion.

HAHAHA STUPID AMERIFAGS

>>26833291

people are supposed to flood the streets and snatch up every child in sight, storing them in their dank basements/garages/tool sheds/etc. until the Amber Force comes to search for the missing child.

Once the child is located, the rest of the children are set out into the woods to live freely off the fruits of the earth.

The cops have finally found my weakness, Futurama and The Fresh Prince. Looks like it's the end of the road for me, guys.

let the little kid go home and you get the tag off the TV faggot

>>26833342
eurofags get out, its not teatime yet

>>26833246
>>26833253
fukken lold
>>26833304
thirded

>>26833271

>>26833342
Yeah because abducting children in the UK is the norm. You fucking british nigger gtfo.

>>26833324
anyone who says that should be stabbed and thrown into flames

>>26833275
yeah if i tune it to my game system channels it goes off.

still here.

Child is abducted, business as usual on the internets.

>>26833364
lol

MySql Connection Failure

CHILD ABDUCTION IS NOT FUNNY

ITS GOD HE'S TELLING YOU THE ANSWER TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS IS CHILD ABDUCTION.

OH SHIT WHERE'D MY BABY GO?

>>26833364
HOW DO YOU KNOW I LIVE IN UK FAGOT

OP here lol i'm scared to go outside.

CHILD ABDUCTION

>>26833304
oh man i lol'd

>>26833136
Now you're thinking with physics!

i live in marietta ga i have it on my screen too D::

HAHA FUCK AMERIFAGS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NIGGER SHIT?
SERIOUSLY

Alright, alright, which one of you fags did it? Make sure you take pictures and post to /b/ before you let her go.

so i here we're going to be getting a new batch of CP soon

>>26833304
I quadruple the motion.

CHILD ABDUCTION IS NOW A MEME

>>26833427
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>>26833274

Tivo knows all your dirty fucking secrets.

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>>26833014
CHILD ABDUCTION

This thread has gone where no thread has gone before.

To winland.

>>26833014

>>26833455
It was a male.

"Anthony Maquise Macklin is a black male, 11 years old, 4' 7" with black hair and brown eyes and weighs 70 pounds. He was last seen wearing red sleeveless pullover with "NI" on the back, khaki shorts, black sneakers.

The suspect is Albert Allen, a 39 year old black male, 6' 2" with black hair and brown eyes. He was last seen wearing black shirt, blue jeans, black and gold cowboy boots."

Anthony Maquise Macklin is a black male, 11 years old, 4' 7" with black hair and brown eyes and weighs 70 pounds. He was last seen wearing red sleeveless pullover with "NI" on the back, khaki shorts, black sneakers.

The suspect is Albert Allen, a 39 year old black male, 6' 2" with black hair and brown eyes. He was last seen wearing black shirt, blue jeans, black and gold cowboy boots.


tl;dr: its just 2 niggers doin their thing, carry on

>>26833348
I lol'd hard.

CHILD ABDUCTION

>>26833427
OP here...male or female?

How do I abducted child?

Sticky this thread. Or are the mods gonna sticky another one of those fucking failure one's last night with that gay cat thing saying "/b/, I has a question!" Fuck you, and sticky the actual win.

Your fortune: Average Luck

Did you end up giving the child back?
Or abducting an anti-child?

The Clayton County Police And the Georgia Bureau of Investigation issued the Amber Alert on Thursday afternoon after the boy was apparently abducted while being picked up from school. The suspect is the boys step father and a known drug user according to the police. Threats were made to the boy during the abduction. Click for map of Clayton, Georgia. .

Anthony Maquise Macklin is a black male, 11 years old, 4' 7" with black hair and brown eyes and weighs 70 pounds. He was last seen wearing red sleeveless pullover with "NI" on the back, khaki shorts, black sneakers.

The suspect is Albert Allen, a 39 year old black male, 6' 2" with black hair and brown eyes. He was last seen wearing black shirt, blue jeans, black and gold cowboy boots.

The suspect vehicle is a burgundy Pontiac Transport with Michigan tags. No tag number is available at this time.

Anyone with information is asked to call the Clayton County Police Department at 770-477-3648 or dial 911.

CHILD ABDUCTION IS A MEME

>>26833615
no

The suspect is Albert Allen, a 39 year old black male, 6' 2" with black hair and brown eyes. He was last seen wearing black shirt, blue jeans, black and gold cowboy boots.

I'M ON TO YOU.

FUCKING AMERIFAGS THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR ABDUCTING CHILDS

>>26833615
You stupid 12 year-old nigger, calling something a meme automatically prevents it from becoming a meme. It's just forced when you do that.

gb2/getting stolen.

Everyone knows that American children are too fat to abduct. I call shenanigans.

"CHILD ABDUCTION IS A MEME" IS A MEME

CHILD ABDUCTION IS NOW A MEME

>>26833507

>>26833304

I agree, this should be a meme.

CHILD ABDUCTION

Hey guys I'm Anthony Maquise Macklin I'm a black male, 11 years old, 4' 7" with black hair and brown eyes and weighs 70 pounds well a couple moments ago some big negra stuffed me into a van and this guy watching futurama looked outside his window and saw it happening, and then just complained about his T.V. When this guy gets finished surprise buttsecksing me I'ma charge mah lazer and shoop da whoop on his ass.

>>26833649

duh, it's obviously an african child, they don't count

>>26833661
original content? in my /b/?

it's more likely than you think.

all i see is a duck...?

>>26833674
moar cencored childz

I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, AND MY MIGHTY MANPOLE AND I APPROVE OF THIS THREAD. I GUARANTEE IT.

>>26833660

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Your TV is trying to motivate you. Thank it by abducting a child and sacrificing it in front of the TV with Videodrome playing.

>>26833674

Sauce?

Hey, guys, whut's goin on in this thread?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Now copypaste the text below and post it in the thread to get others to request this to be archived:
1. http://4chanarchive.org/
2. click "request interface"
3. type 26833014 into the box
5. once enough people do it, you might find it again on above mentioned website latest after 48 hours
6. ???
7. Profit!!

>>26833661
Stop using stale memes, we're on to something big here. Almost as big as actually finding the nigger kid.

>>26833721
A camera, I'm guessing.

>>26833583
pointing towards the future at random.
>>26833703

Ell Ohh Ell did somebody sai child abduction?

still here,still scared

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The Clayton County Police And the Georgia Bureau of Investigation issued the Amber Alert on Thursday afternoon after the boy was apparently abducted while being picked up from school. The suspect is the boys step father and a known drug user according to the police. Threats were made to the boy during the abduction. Click for map of Clayton, Georgia. .

Anthony Maquise Macklin is a black male, 11 years old, 4' 7" with black hair and brown eyes and weighs 70 pounds. He was last seen wearing red sleeveless pullover with "NI" on the back, khaki shorts, black sneakers.

The suspect is Albert Allen, a 39 year old black male, 6' 2" with black hair and brown eyes. He was last seen wearing black shirt, blue jeans, black and gold cowboy boots.

The suspect vehicle is a burgundy Pontiac Transport with Michigan tags. No tag number is available at this time.

Anyone with information is asked to call the Clayton County Police Department at 770-477-3648 or dial 911.

I STOLE A CHILD!

>>26833661
THAT'S RACIST

>>26833757
Call your cable provider.

Yiddish Cup

>>26833612
Child Seduction!

THE MODS ARE FAST ON THEIR GUNZ LOL, NO ONE EVEN RESPONDED TO THE CP POST THAT WAS JUST POSTED LOL

>>26833136
I think the only way to interpret this is...

QUICK OP, ABDUCT A LITTLE WHITE GIRL. YOU'LL BE A TOWN HERO.

someone cap thread.

u fuck off.i hvent had no compaints yet.ive hacked for them.HOW THE FUCK DID MATE.
IM HACKIN FOR THEM YOU NIGGER.

DID YA DAD FUCK U WHEN U WERE LITTLE ALSO U LIKE IT.THATS Y YA FUCKIN GAY,YA NIGGER.EVER HEARD OF THE BLACK SLAVE SHIP.

GO BACK TO IT YA NIGGER.I HATE BLCK NIGGER.THEY NEED THEIR SKIN REPAINTED.

I DNT HACK THEM.THEY R NOT MY COMMENTS YOU NIGGER.I DIDNT DO THAT.

YOUR JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU ARE TO SARCED TO SENT A EMAIL.JST IN CASE YOU GET HACKED.

NNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR

Has anyone checked KFC...I have a mild hunch

>>26833304

Fifthed or wtf-evered

>>26833743
Less Bender, more this.

Chop chop

>>26833922

Agreed. Need moar of her.

>>26833922
The set is like.. 8 pics.

>>26833922
Seconded.

>>26833943
Which is a small set, really.

>>26833964
And 004 is the hottest one, which was already shown.

EVERYBODY CAN RELAX. THE DINOSAUR ALERT HAS BEEN ACTIVATED. WE WILL NOT STOP TRAMPLING UNTIL THE CHILD IS SAFELY RETURNED

>>26833014
Hey OP, are you in/around Atlanta?

Snellville, GA. Watching Adult Swim. Nothing on my TV.

>>26833943
SO POST THEM ALL!!!

dffd

>>26833896
Nigga pleese, im too bizzy stealin lil niggas.

>gold cowboy boots
oh lawd

DINOSAUR TEAM, SPREAD OUT AND TRAMPLE

>>26833987
CONNECTION FAILURE ARGH

YOU MUST ABDUCT ADDITIONAL CHILDREN

>>26834541

It's a subliminal message!!! The government wants us to abduct children so they can rise taxes!!!
Subliminal messages are only visible to /b/tards because our brains operate backwards!!!

Jesus Christ I'm in tears.

fucking legendary

CHILD ABDUCTION needs to be wordfiltered to white text on a black background. Someone call Moot.

don't abduct my child

>>26840994
also: still on my tv.

thank Longcat that Bender is finally part of a meme

>>26841184
1) Not a child
2) Eww WTF boils/birth defects/whatever

>>26841327
about time

>>26834504
Turn the tube off for 30sec, then turn it back on.

If that doesn't do it, then unplug and replug.

>>26841327
child abduction fits bender, now someone get screenshots from the episode when he adopts orphans, it will equal much lulz

>>26839056

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Oh lawd. Legendary. Epic win. Good show, /b/.

>>26841184
HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED THAT EPISODE?

YOU CAN NEVER KEEP YOUR DICK HARD WHILE THAT ONE'S ON!!

This thread needs to be sticked.

COULD SOMEONE SHOOP IN A GOLD WATCH INSTEAD OF HIS HEAD...

This is awesome.

We all need to go out and abduct some more children, so we can get that on the tv again.

>>26843612


So much win

>>26843513
>>26843513

gold watch no head, no prob...

>>26843984

wow, ha hahahahahah

SAVE OUR CHILDREEEEEN!!

OP Ect.
still here,saving pics.

I GIF'd all of the screenshots cause this is friggin awesome.

Tell me if I missed one

op is trying too hard

>>26843984
Once again, anonymous has shown it's more clever then anonymous

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>>26844271
OP went to bed

>>26834308

Do not swim in bacon?

Giant brownie is crumbly?

CHILD ABDUCTION IS A MEME

amidoingitrite?

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>26833014
disconnect the ethernet cord

not you too jesus!

>>26844601
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He was last seen wearing black shirt, blue jeans, black and GOLD FUCKING COWBOY BOOTS.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

um, child abduction

srsly i haet amber alert.

>>26845075
I lol'd

>>26844709

Found one!

Where was the father?

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>>26845400
that meme is dead like this one will be.

please let this become a meme

Legendary.

Was this really an AMBER Alert, though?

I CAME

>>26845516, >>26845493 says no.

EPIC!!!

An example of AMBER.

>>26845877
g/b/2/gaia/fag

>>26845943

i c wut u did thar

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Is /b/ bad enough dudes to raid a missing child form?

http://www.cyberpages.com/newchild.htm

PSU CPU RAM HDD NIC GFX IDE FAN PWR

proasting in an epic new meme thread

>>26846425
OH EXPLOITABLE!

HALP! SOMBODY STOLED ME!!

I appreciate that you took these great pictures but couldnt be assed enough to stand up and get a good angle

damn this rules so good

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>>26846825
the fuckin webcam has a wire,it was as far as it could go.

>>26846825
>>26847110

OP is better than jooo

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>>26846425

Should I do it /b/?

>>26848657

This is the picture I'm going to upload for the picture of him.

>>26846825

He's probably a huge Land Whale, so he can't support his own weight enough to move.

ABDUCT AN ANTI-CHILD SO THEY CANCEL EACH OTHER OUT.
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Do I win?

>>26849594
enjoy your v&

>>26849711

They can't van you for that, can they?

This thread lacks Seaking.

>>26849987
OH SHI-

>>26849594

in b4 v&

I'm just here for the historic thread

The Clayton County Police And the Georgia Bureau of Investigation cancelled the Amber Alert after the child was found safe. There is no further information available on the suspect.

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I'm waiting on some child abduction pictures god damnit

>>26834885
LIKE THIS

this meme is going to die, just like sourdough bread reaching speeds of 70mph, and diamond is the hardest metal and rei dick.

>>26851972
ALL MEMES MUST DIE, NOT ALL MEMES TRULY LIVE

>>26851972
what the fuck is the sourdough bread meme?

YOU NEED TO CALL A CHILD

THE FUCKING COPS ARE BEING ABDUCTED

>>26852190
POLICE ABDUCTION?

>>26849594

Negronian... I lol'd

>>26852247
yes.
>>26852049
gb2gaia

>>26849594
PARTY VAN GET

>>26849594
Enjoy your v&

Your fortune: Good Luck

posting in epic thread.

26834892 here, posting in a legendary thread. Went to bed, woke up, and this thread's still here. WIN.

"All kids out of the van, it's time for [child abduction]."

>>26852884
child abduction

Tripfagging in an epic thread.

EPIC OF THE DAY

CHILD ABDUCTION

ABCHILD TIONDUCk

He should be good.

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posting in a legendary thread

йордеци исипани , махнете шибаният надпис на човека!

HOLY FUCK, WE NEED THE IMAGE FROM THE ADOPTION EPISODE WHERE BENDER OPENS UP HIS LITTLE CHEST DOOR THING AND THERE'S A KID INSIDE HIM.

>>26853134